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Here are the Top 10 words for April.  Congratulations to Ronan Bunnag on hitting the jackpot on his first attempt !

New Word Original Word Definition Contributor
Termoil Turmoil The lubricant that gets you through a presidency Ronan Bunnag
Nagivator Navigator Typical backseat driver Shannon Fleming
Speculatte Speculate Wondering when the coffee’s coming John Frederickson
Joggernaut Juggernaut To jog or not to jog! Carole Marantz
Soycott Boycott Decision not to purchase nor eat any of these legume veggies. Carole Marantz
Contradicks Contradicts Goes against the groin Steve Cozzetto
Ididot Idiot A fool-stop Doug Langmead
Adoltery Adultery Cheating with an idiot Andy Curd
Orchastrated Orchestrated Neutered killer whale, aka Free Willy Jackin Yow
Automatron Automaton A mother just going through the motions Craig Boyce

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New WordOriginal WordDefinition - Clever is Better !Contributor
May
QbeBeAll the ways in which Picasso sees a square c.f. QbismDoug Langmead
CymbolismSymbolismBringing your fists together in upward, circular motions while making a “chhhhh” sound with your mouth to represent playing the cymbals.Michael Bojtos
FlatitudePlatitudeA commonplace uttered while farting.Peter Sawczak
ElfactoryOlfactoryRelated to North Pole manufacturing activitySteve Cozzetto
GagnosticAgnosticLacking a sense of humorSteve Cozzetto
CattletonicCatatonicMilkSteve Cozzetto
ScatalogCatalogShit listJohn Frederickson
ArchadicArchaicVintage 1980s video gamesShannon Fleming
ExisntgentExigentFormer husband turns out to be an inconsiderate jerkSteve Cozzetto
InsideiousInsidiousThe gradual and harmful effect on your health of too much time spent indoorsSteve Cozzetto
ShakesappearShakespeareObligation to show up for your kid’s school production of Romeo and JulietSteve Cozzetto
FlurishFlourishWild sneeze.Lorien
PlacklusterLacklusterNegative effects on one's wellbeing because of cardiac blockages.Carole Marantz
ThagrinChagrinSmile of shameful humiliation!Carole Marantz
WinagleFinagleWhy do some achieve success, power and wealth with blatant deceit?Carole Marantz
WeavelWeaveA long-snouted beetle woven from a boll of cottonDoug Langmead
LacolytesAcolytesPower outage resulting in a blackout, especially in a church.Ruth Krause
AussiemandiesOzymandiasAntipodal explorer of an ancient land, whose ill -fated expedition ended in a deathly desert Outback.Ruth Krause
CubityCubitWhen a square reaches maturityDoug Langmead
HorstileHostileNot taking neigh for an answerJackin Yow
IllateriteIlliterateA soil rich in ironic oxymoronsDoug Langmead
VenndettaVendettathe intersection of people who are out to get youTimmothy Copeland
CraponCrayonThose really cheap dollar store colored wax sticks not made by Crayola.Timmothy Copeland
GastroentemologistGastroenterologistA doctor whose job it is to find out what is bugging youLarry Harmon
DamagogugeDemagogugeMy intensely honest opinion of such a being!!!!Carole Marantz
HaudlinMaudlinSad state of many who collect all kinds of worthless junk for years and years.Carole Marantz
JolatileVolatileProne to frequent inappropiate, unbalanced fits of laughter.Carole Marantz
BoutiquetBoutiqueA whiff of luxuryDoug Langmead
April
CatalpystCatalystBeside themselves bovinesJackin Yow
NagivatorNavigatorTypical backseat driverShannon Fleming
FlogorrheaLogorrheaPrevalent negative demeaning talk of today.Carole Marantz
IdidotIdiotA fool-stopDoug Langmead
DottageDotageA pointilist exerciseDoug Langmead
AntidotAntidoteA comma mistakeDoug Langmead
PeticulousMeticulousThose who display devotion and intense care to their prized "furry" children.Carole Marantz
OrchastratedOrchestratedNeutered killer whale, aka Free WillyJackin Yow
SpeculatteSpeculateWondering when the coffee's comingJohn Frederickson
EspressingExpressingThoughts and feelngs conveyed over a small concentrated coffeeMia Debidin
EfemoralFemoral1] Not having a leg to stand on
2] Legless one day, oblivious the next
Doug Langmead
EongoingOngoingTaking it a bit fartherEmile Ouellette
NegluctedNeglectedThwarted from finding good fortuneJackin Yow
TermoilTurmoilThe lubricant that gets you through a presidencyRonan Bunnag
VexodusExodusMass departures from horrific persecutionCarole Marantz
TempiricalEmpiricalHigh temps should alert us all to Climate ChangeCarole Marantz
Triple SexTriple SecMénage a troisRuth Krause
TaciturntableTaciturnA record non-playerDoug Langmead
RaindeerReindeerArctic version of cats and dogs.Ruth Krause
SpockmarkedPockmarkedLegacy bestowed upon children whose parents were adherents of the child -rearing practices of a famous paeditrician.Ruth Krause
NauraAuraA flippin' haloDoug Langmead
AgroindAgroundComing down hard on the crossbar of your bicycleDoug Langmead
PastimiePastimeMaJackin Yow
TremunerationRemunerationPayback to Earth, the massive planting of treesCarole Marantz
HeclipseEclipseAwesome male barberCarole Marantz
SumerologyNumerologyPattern of those who file countless frivolous lawsuitsCarole Marantz
ipse digitipse dixitOne-fingered salute to lying, er, talking politicianJackin Yow
Emaze/iMazeMazeDerive smug satisfaction from solving computing glitches w/o resorting to calling neighbour's 14 yoJackin Yow
CerebeltumCerebellumDominate intellectually in the battle of witsJackin Yow
IntegrittyIntegrityFrom the grinding of molars when it appears to be missing.Lorien
AluminumbAluminumThe mind-numbing blather that comes from a former graduate at graduation ceremony speechesDr Steve Silbart
DoltlopDollopDimwit's haircutJackin Yow
Coul-de-scapeCul-de-sacA blind alley with a hidden exitDoug Langmead
SodarSoda/SonarA device that tracks submarines by the tiny bubbles left in their wakeDoug Langmead
TabnegateAbnegateZero tip for awful service.Carole Marantz
FucolicBucolicBravo breast feeding!Carole Marantz
TurfewCurfewReason street gangs fight each other.Carole Marantz
MediacrityMediocrityOh, 'bout 95% of MSMJackin Yow
MediacreMediocreExactly .2023428 hectares of marginally productive landJackin Yow
MediacityMendacityLies, damned lies and advertisingDoug Langmead
HolypPolypA benign guru with no sense of tumourDoug Langmead
OvahtureOvertureTheme song played during the opening credits of The SopranosSteve Cozzetto
Thoughts and PearsThoughts and PrayersA Harry & David fruit gift boxSteve Cozzetto
RegimintedRegimentedPackaging of thin chocolate-covered Girl Scout cookies into plastic traysSteve Cozzetto
AdolteryAdulteryCheating with an idiotAndy Curd
AssteroidsAsteroidsHemorrhoidsJohn Frederickson
Thing-highThigh-highLong-leggedJackin Yow
SiliscateSilicateCleese on iceJackin Yow
SlurfeitSurfeitExcessive verbal negativity.Carole Marantz
MetinueRetinuePurpose of dating services.Carole Marantz
LatonicLaconicOf few words but so very impressive and restorative.Carole Marantz
CatalaconicCatatonicToo laid back to be bothered with one-letter changes, and the moderator who permits itDoug Langmead
PrudimentalRudimentalPrimarily priggish about decorumJohn Frederickson
DebonierDebonairGauntly attiredDoug Langmead
AmowMowClips of grassDoug Langmead
TextroduceIntroduceTo introduce two (or more) people to each other by text.Susan Markus
RedaftRedactEditing to remove only the dumb partsWill Caplinger
JoggernautJuggernautTo jog or not to jog!Carole Marantz
WhydrateHydrateAbout 60% of human body is water.Carole Marantz
BemeanDemeanPlaybook of bullying lout!!Carole Marantz
SoycottBoycottDecision not to purchase nor eat any of these legume veggies.Carole Marantz
BlitheguardLifeguardA sanguine saviour of drowning bathersDoug Langmead
PrognosticakePrognosticateStaring at a bakery box that’s taped shut and wondering what dessert is insideSteve Cozzetto
RentaissanceRenaissanceThe present era where for many they can’t afford to buy a home so they must lease insteadSteve Cozzetto
ContradicksContradictsGoes against the groinSteve Cozzetto
AutomatronAutomatonA mother just going through the motionsCraig Boyce
GinquestInquestPreparation before the matter is examined by a jury.Sandra Anderson
ShitputShotputA field sport in which most competitors wear glovesSandra Anderson
ParsonalityPersonalityThe spiritual side of an entities beingTheLateralist
SubduhSubdueWhisky Tango FoxtrotJackin Yow
EmphasemaEmphysemaShortness of breath when speaking emphatically.Mia Debidin
SemiphoreSemaphoreTWOOOOO!Jackin Yow
SkulldruggerySkullduggerySlipping a MickeyShannon Fleming
March
VerklomptVerklemptStomped senseless by a DutchmanJackin Yow
ClaughterLaughterInappropriate giggling disguised by an artificial coughing fitShannon Fleming
FractualFactualWhen the truth is flimsy at bestShannon Fleming
AppundicitisAppendicitisA humorous but fake medical conditionEmile Ouellette
ClognitionCognitionCerebral flatulenceShannon Fleming
TestyTestTestingDavid
HeldentenoristHeldentenorA modern-day tenorbarbariton, held in check by countertenoristsDoug Langmead
EmaleMaleAn emancipated man of lettersDoug Langmead
AccretinAccretionThe process of gradually becoming a complete moronShannon Fleming
EconemyEconomyWall StreetShannon Fleming
Hexxo-sopranoMezzo-sopranoBewitching! (See Cecilia Bartoli ’Agitata da due venti’ )Jackin Yow
SublimehSublimeNo sh!t, Sherlock!Jackin Yow
DisastropheDisasterA disastrous catastrophe, or a catastrophic disaster.L Kirk
LopusOpusLopus is an antonym of opus. It refers to a "LOng Period of Uncomfortable Silence" that happens in a public or private forum when someone raises a controversial topic that others in the forum just don’t want to talk about. Unlike an opus, a lopus is devoid of content.L Kirk
ArchitortureArchitectureExterior building design that is extremely unpleasant to the eyePeter Ohrnberger
PriaplusPriapusTipped the bottle for that audible "last pill" but one had also stuck to the sidesJackin Yow
HeloquenceEloquence"The Fascination of Abomination"Carole Marantz
SpuntaneousSpontaneousOne’s ability to easily create a "Play on Words" for WPMI.Carole Marantz
MisgnomerMisnomerA misidentified garden figurineShannon Fleming
TrenorTenorA singer with a tenor voice whose vibrato produces a tremor akin to a sonic boomShannon Fleming
MisgnomerMisnomerA misidentified garden figurineShannon Fleming
DiefileDefileAutopsy reportJackin Yow
SblendidSplendidAn exquisite combination (e.g. typically involving liquor, a blender, and resulting speech impediment)Shannon Fleming
FluminousLuminousA brilliant feeling derived from evading negative consequences as a result of feigning illness in order to escape commitments or responsibilities (a.k.a. The Ferris Bueller Effect)Shannon Fleming
StopranoSopranoSpecifically Florence Foster Jenkins’ "Der Holle Rache"Jackin Yow
HismetKismetA gent welcomes as Destiny, meeting his everloving, everlasting partner.Carole Marantz
ElectrocityElectricityUnspeakable act committed with alternating currentGeorge McDowell
Ne puls ultraNe plus ultraDead, bleedin’ demised, passed on, no more, ceased to be, expired, stiff, bereft of life … (Thx Monty P)Jackin Yow
PremiscuousPromiscuous1] Ever in search of a new theory
2] Never spending two nights under the same roof
Doug Langmead
CountraltosContraltosRoyal opera starsCarole Marantz
Mezze-sopranosMezzo-sopranosA selection of small divasDouglas Langmead
BarfitonesBaritonesSingers with stomach issuesCarole Marantz
StationwaryStationaryFear of being stuckJohn Frederickson
EggocentricEgocentricbelief that breakfast is the most important meal of the daySteve Cozzetto
PeranticPedanticAct of stodgily ranting, demeaning others obsessivelyCarole Marantz
TextidermistTaxidermistSomeone who sends text stuffed with no substance.Matthew Fleming
TrenorTremorA singer with a tenor voice whose vibrato produces a sonic boomShannon Fleming
PolygoryPolygamyThe many brides of FrankensteinTheresa Will
TomorousTimorousTrepidation that your opus magnum is going to be a dudJackin Yow
Sad HominemAd HominemUnfortunate that today, personal attacks take preference over substanial issues in political discussions.Carole Marantz
PrepounderancePreponderanceExcess money, especially BritishRuth Krause
PleatheraPlethoraHeaps of fake leatherRuth Krause
NegothiationsNegotiationsBargaining between parents and teenagers about the wearing of thick eyeliner, leather, heavy boots, and black clothingSteve Cozzetto
FortituneFortitudeFight songShannon Fleming
PermiciousPerniciousA very bad hair dayShannon Fleming
DisputzDisputeThat particular dude you really don’t want to argue withJackin Yow
HairrowingHarrowingPlowing (for the hirsute)Jackin Yow
HardrowingHarrowingOxford/Cambridge exhibition race - Canada, mid-winterJackin Yow
ReelismRealismCinematic fantasy worldsDoug Langmead
UnforskeenUnforeseenAn unanticipated circumcisionDoug Langmead
AnsembleEnsembleAn assemblage of Baritones, Basses, Tenors, Countertenors, Heldentenors, Mezzo-Sopranos and Contraltos, all ripe for redefinitionDoug Langmead
AdultessenceAdolescentWhen you become old enough to need to use deodorantSteve Cozzetto
Seuss ChefSous ChefCook whose specialty is green eggs and hamSteve Cozzetto
RetinudeRetinueAn unclad entourageShannon Fleming
AlptoAltoThe high end of a low rangeDoug Langmead (2017)
SlopranoSopranoA singer with the highest vocal range who performs remarkably off-pitchShannon Fleming
LawdryTawdrySadly, the interpretations of legal matters by some is morally lacking.Carole Marantz
LegemonyHegemonyAged’s walking mobility replaced and controlled by walkers on wheels.Carole Marantz
FoebegoneWoebegoneYour adversary permanently exits. Hooray!!Carole Marantz
PoetagePotageInverse alphabet soupDoug Langmead
ProdcureProcureSuppositoryJackin Yow
AddendumbAddendumA stupid additionJohn Frederickson
HowdahHowdyA greeting from a Punjab cowboy mounted on an elephantDoug Langmead
MobliqueOblique"Wise Guys" Rather cryptic name.Carole Marantz
Quo vatdisQuo vadisHey Petronius, which barrel was the garbage to go in again?Jackin Yow
BariaAriaWhere the music stopsDoug Langmead
SeinerySeinerAn ocean view through net curtainsDoug Langmead
FunktualPunctualAn imminent bummerShannon Fleming
TrainidadTrinidadRastafathering classes in JamaicaDoug Langmead
"Metoo"nymyMetonymyFigure of speech which allows, e.g., substituting the term “movie studio head” with “lying criminal sexual assaulter”Steve Cozzetto
SpenddriftSpendthriftBait-and-switch sales tacticSteve Cozzetto
SexquipedalianSesquipedalianA person who tells long-winded, funny anecdotes of amorous conquestsSteve Cozzetto
InbidiousInsidiousAny individual who pleasures themself by bidding at auctions and leaving before the gavel strikes.David Roth
HippoplotamusHippopotamusThe tactical union of all hoofed animals (mammals), ref. Ungulata, currently divided into several orders, in order to join with the Apes rebellion.David Roth
Goalden OpportunityGolden Opportunity( In Field Hockey, Lacrosse & Soccer... ) An unfortunate situation for the opposing team›s Goalie!Christina Courtney
DeightyEightyA divine number, but not The OneDoug Langmead
DemonairDebonairEpitome of arrogant evil.Carole Marantz
GernameGermane"What›s her/his face?"Carole Marantz
AcujunctureAcupunctureThe use of two intersecting needles inserted at a single jointDavid Roth
RismaroleRigmaroleNo matter the care in cooking, never having your risotto come out just right.David Roth
SyblablesSyllablesUnits of sound uttered by infants and toddlers.David Roth
HeponymousEponymousGiving special name recognition to scat singers.David Roth
AperturedApertureThe ability to sleep with one eye openDoug Langmead
TexigentExigentImmediate cell phone response.Carole Marantz
KincarcerateIncarceratePrison sentences for "Crime Family Members."Carole Marantz
AuTomnomousAutonomousWhen an actor, like Mr. Cruise, does his own stuntsSteve Cozzetto
OJ D’artObjet D’artSmall artwork rendered in three-dimensional form, such as a Heisman TrophySteve Cozzetto
PurkyMurkyEnthusiastically obscureShannon Fleming
SuxstenanceSustenanceThe experience of dietingShannon Fleming
MeanderthalNeanderthal1] A primate strolling casually along a winding river bank.
2] You Jane (with apologies to Tarzan)
John Frederickson
February
CamahaterieCamaraderieMutual hate among people who spend a lot of time togetherTheresa Will
GrabitateGravitateThe consumate self absorbed who constantly take from Life with no desire to give.Carole Marantz
VanicheNicheTo slip through the cracks and disappear.Doug Langmead
ArchipelegoArchipelago1] A group of scattered islands formed by variously colored plastic bricksShannon Fleming
2] The ancestral lands of Minifigures
BleapLeapWhat the drill sergeant said when he ordered his squad to "Quick March" on the 28th February and they didn’t move for a whole dayDoug Langmead
TrumourRumourWhat a Rumour becomes once confirmed or proved to be true.TheLateralist
MatrimanyMatrimonyInvolving several spousesEmile Ouellette
OwoolWoolA KnitjarDoug Langmead
WaccoladeAccoladeUnexpected, off the wall praise that you know you don’t deserveJohn Frederickson
FlaudulentFraudulentAmoral and decadent being.Carole Marantz
GlandmarkLandmarkNoteworthy endocrinologist.Carole Marantz
SexonerateExonerateBeing absolved for a below-par performanceSteven Sego
DishassembleDisassembleThe proper way to set a formal dinner tableSteve Cozzetto
TestostephoneTestosteroneBiological reason why men prefer the large-screen SamsungSteve Cozzetto
BalkheadBulkheadAn indecisive leaderSteve Cozzetto
RetrobateReprobateA person of ill repute with a history.Ruth Krause
"Amp"athyEmpathy"Ain’t my problem" = Lack of concern and negative attitudeCarole Marantz
PestigiousPrestigiousAnnoying constantly boasting of great success and importance.Carole Marantz
MisavowDisavowGroom arrives too late for his wedding ceremony that is ultimately cancelled.Carole Marantz
BreverenceReverenceLacking in any manner of respect.Carole Marantz
ConanzaBonanzaFalse information creates untruth about your supposed windfall.Carole Marantz
SommeliarSommelierPurports to be a certified wine expert but is not!Carole Marantz
UnintenderdUnintendedA consequence that was not considered in a bidDoug Langmead
TruckulentTruculentThe feeling you get when your brother-in-law still has not returned the pick-up you lent him more than three weeks ago.Grover Gregory
AnticipotionAnticipationThe drink to steel the nerves before a dreaded event or meetingWill Caplinger
ParjuryPerjuryLying about your golf scoreJohn Frederickson
ShoicStoicOne’s choice to vividly display, joy, fear, pain and a wide range of feelings.Carole Marantz
S’MoroseMoroseDisappointed by the current quality of this confectionary favorite.Carole Marantz
SimpatioSimpaticoWhen you like your neighbor’s property so much you copy certain elements of itSteve Cozzetto
EarregardlessIrregardlessBeing deaf to erroneous choice and usage of wordsSteve Cozzetto
RunicornsUnicornsNondescript horny horsesDoug Langmead
TunicornUnicornA mythical butt-headed, barded jousting horseDoug Langmead
UnicformUniformRegulation barding for tunicorns.Doug Langmead
MangarooKangarooA comical wallabyDoug Langmead
AmehAmenYeah sure, whatever!Jackin Yow
GabtruseAbtruseDifficult to comprehend vile, obscure, untrue words of some today.Carole Marantz
PalorousValorousAwesome ability to make friends easily and retain them for a lifetime.Carole Marantz
GraphityGraphiteA malevolent force that ensures that pencils always fall on their point.Doug Langmead
Menfant TerribleEnfant TerribleA husband who acts like a child when asked to take out the trashRodney Noles
GuesticulatingGesticulatingPointing and waving wildly at arriving visitorsMia Debdin
SpychologistPsychologistA person employed by an organisation to secretly obtain information about peoples’ mental, emotional and behavioural states.Mia Debdin
NiteratesNitratesAbout $20 an hour with the wrong (!) company at a sleazebag motelJackin Yow
DisquizationDisquisitionFormal inquiry into Jeopardy’s alleged cheating scandalRodney Noles
InfartuatedInfatuatedAmazing results after eating black-eye peas or pears.Rodney Noles
MenesisNemesisMenacing male adversaries.Ruth Krause
MalelingererMalingererA man-flu sufferer who takes longer than most to recover.Ruth Krause
LieturgicalLiturgicalUntruths told in church.Ruth Krause
BosinBosunWhat the boatswain did when his Captain’s eyes were averted.Ruth Krause
MaoribundMoribundDepressed All Blacks (National Rugby Union Team of New Zealand ) on the rare occasion of their defeat.Ruth Krause And Peter Carrington
From Maori, meaning an Indigenous New Zealand citizen and from Bund, ( German ), meaning federation, team, league as in Bundesliga.
MeityDeitySomeone who thinks he or she is godJohn Frederickson
OratorigalOratoricalRural female species are prone to long speeches.Rodney Noles
DespotickDespoticUnceasing flinching of a European monarch.Rodney Noles
ArmatireArmatureRotate to studded tires or slap on the chainsJackin Yow
VerbosslyVerboselyAn employer who cannot cease talkingRodney Noles
FurinateUrinateWhen a dog mistakes a long mink coat for a hairy fire hydrant.Rodney Noles
RoustabutRoustaboutThe next-door Jones’ going at it hammer and tongsJackin Yow
SceptratistsSeperatistsThose who would both divide and ruleDoug Langmead
ImmensaImmenseThe pleasure you get when you play the wordplay gameJohn Frederickson
InciderInsiderApplesDoug Langmead
January
EntertrainEntertainThe point when comedian gets on the subwayRodney Noles
SlaycatePlacateUnanticipated crowd controlEmile Ouellette
JesusciateResuscitateFestival celebrating the life, death, and life of LazarusRodney Noles
DambivalentAmbivalentOne’s self discontent about having contradictory opinions and attitudes about something or some one.Carole Marantz
TevinceEvinceGoal to increase the popularity of drinking tea.Carole Marantz
PolterheistPoltergeistRobbery committed by supernatural beings.Carole Marantz
ManorousCanorousMale singers in a predominantly female choirRodney Noles
AnodineAnodyneMaking a meal out of painkillersRuth Krause
WhinegoldRhinegoldTeutonic whingefest over a river of goldRuth Krause
ValehallaValhallaGoodbye ParadiseRuth Krause
HororscopeHoroscopeBorn under a bad signShannon Fleming
EstivoteEstivateElection polls which are only open during the summer monthsRodney Noles
BuckalBuccalParting comments to former co-workers after being fired.Rodney Noles
RecidivisionRecidivismAbility to predict which convicts will commit new crimesSteve Cozzetto
PsychothematicPsychosomaticWhen you imagine you are afflicted with a lisp.Steve Cozzetto
FunambullistFunambulistTight-rope-walking bovine.Rodney Noles
KillustriousIllustriousThe notoriety achieved by a serial killer.Carole Marantz
PunditzPunditScatterbrain with absolutely no expertiseCarole Marantz
ParvenueParvenuAgenda for Crypto billionaires.Rodney Noles
SinsationalSensationalAn impressive indiscretion.Rodney Noles
MomsterMonsterWho you have to answer to when you’ve woken her up too early on a Saturday morning by being loud and roughhousingTimmothy Copeland
TarousersTrousersVery short shorts on very nice sortsDoug Langmead
ChickleChuckleYour pet bird’s tickle spot.Rodney Noles
PerufrockPrufrockA pollera, a large one-piece skirt worn over rolled trousers at the seaside throughout Spanish-speaking Latin America, immortalised in verse by TS Elliot as "A lovely sarong".Doug Langmead
Ghee clubGlee clubSinging the praises of clarified butterBar Lowenberg
GarfoyleGargoyleDesecrating a grotesque roof "Monster".Carole Marantz
GallibleFallibleAnnoyance at discovery of one’s "errors and omissions".Carole Marantz
AcootCootOld and eccentric, but still sharpDoug Langmead
HauntlessDauntlessFreed and devoid of agressive spirits.Carole Marantz
Fars-FetchedFar-FetchedOutlandish quirky comedyCarole Marantz
SwonWonA lucky ugly ducklingDoug Langmead
DabluteAbluteArmpits onlyJohn Frederickson
CondoscendCondescendHomeowner’s Association president with a very high opinion of selfRodney Noles
ExtravagentExtravagantHe certainly splashes money about.William Tunn
SerendipottySerendipityThe fortunate discovery of a clean restroom just when you need it the most.William Tunn
LambunctiousRambunctiousLike a lively, noisy, boisterous young sheep.William Tunn
CrampignonsChampignonsNot-so-fun fungi.Luther L. Zimmerman
SmarmaladeMarmaladeUnctious, unseville talk.Luther L. Zimmerman
InciderInsiderApplesDoug Langmead
ForkloreFolkloreOld traditional tales told at the dinner table.Wes Kussmaul
CelerityCelebrityA rapid rise to fameDoug Langmead
Celerety Celerity CrunchinessWes Kussmaul
SheocracySheocracyA system of government in which women rule in the name of god(s)John Frederickson
InfuniteInfiniteWhen the party never stopsRodney Noles
CabaciousCapaciousTaxi which holds eight peopleRodney Noles
ExruberanceExuberanceMassage with too much ebullienceRodney Noles
MomilyHomilyA loving ode to one’s mother.Carole Marantz
AllegorycalAllegoricalHorror stories with a life lesson.Rodney Noles
ClapitulateCapitulateVoluntarily (temporarily?) forego the pleasures of the fleshJackin Yow
DerectionDirectionFailure to launchJackin Yow
WitigateMitigateUse of truthful humorous banter to reduce our divisiveness.Carole Marantz
ScarcasmSarcasmTrauma of intense mocking contempt.Carole Marantz
ImpaginatonImaginationA mind-numbering experienceDoug Langmead
RizzlRizzTo possess and exude rizz, as in he rizzls, she rizzls, they rizzlWill Caplinger
EstoryStoryA digital rivuletDoug Langmead
YarnishGarnishRough estimate of the amount of fabric for a wedding dress.Rodney Noles
WoquaciousLoquaciousOne’s negative reaction after interaction with Motormouth.Carole Marantz
TabscondAbscondHurriedly left after not paying restaurant bill.Carole Marantz
ChatcuterieCharcuterieCharming chatter to go along with delicacies served at a cocktail party.Carole Marantz
HacilitateFacilitateWays that one’s computer is easily compromised.Carole Marantz
PiapismPriapismAn erection that lasts for 3.1416 hours.George McDowell
FungentPungentPositive, upbeat, amusing guyCarole Marantz
BopaqueOpaqueA barbecue in Hoboken New JerseyRodney Noles
PunitivePensiveHaving all the characteristics of a punis, but none of the charmDoug Langmead
FeudialFeudalSpeed dial for an OverlordRodney Noles
FoulevardsBoulevardsA strip of land between offensive and defensive teams where a player can receive 5-yard penalty for encroachingRodney Noles
DickatorDictatorAn Autarch who is also a prickRodney Noles
PartlousParlousRelatively fumigatedJackin Yow
BoatspainBoatswainMonthly payment on a large boat loan.Rodney Noles
EnormouseEnormousBrobdingnagian rodents in Gullier’s travelsRodney Noles
UphoPhoA noodle soup that’s out of this worldDoug Langmead
CauralAuralSomething that looks like a reef and sounds like a choirDoug Langmead
AwefulAwfulSomething truly terrible that inspires you with dread, fear and wonder.Timmothy Copeland
RacounterRaconteurA person who counts the number of times you repeat the same story.Rodney Noles
ButsocksButtocksFalsies for rear end of tight fitting jeansRodney Noles

 

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