2024 Submissions

It has been a slow start to December, perhaps because everyone was waiting expectantly for the November Top 10.   Due to sending out the list late, closing date for the November Top 10 is tomorrow, 12th December.  Many thanks to those who have already voted, there is a clear front-runner!

We didn’t have the heart to spell-check “moustache” and disqualify Carole’s clever definition, so it stands as a “ghost-ringer”.

Submit new words using the “Submit Words” tab in the banner.  Compliments, brickbats, feedback and requests to be put on the Monthly Top 10 voting list are always welcomed at  wordplay@ptitude.com

New WordOriginal WordDefinition - Clever is Better !Contributor
December
ParksimoniousParsimoniousAmusing to watch a driver attempt to park car in an inadequate "tight" spot.Carole Marantz
DulgentFulgentAnything that is not "dazzingly brilliant"Carole Marantz
LustacheMustacheSuper affinity for males with facial hair.Carole Marantz
DeadbeetsDeadbeatsWhat you need to make great Borscht.John Frederickson
TransylvainiaTransylvaniaA male athlete's excessively high opinion of his abilities when realizing he can come out of the understory in the woods of men's sports and be one of the tallest trees competing as a female.Will Caplinger
November
DrawlbridgeDrawbridgeA person of broad linguistic experience, designated to interpret for Southerners.Kathleen Manning
SexperimentingExperimentingTrying to determine your genderEmile Ouellette
GhateauChateauA gingerbread houseDoug Langmead
EpochCEpochAn adhesive for time-travellersDoug Langmead
AdebtAdeptAdroitly managing to be nonplussed without being overowedDoug Langmead
BadvertisingAdvertisingA form of advertising so terrible, it drives potential customers awayJuniel Sulit
DemoncracyDemocracyA form of government where the most evil and often wicked politicians rule supremeJuniel Sulit
AvaluncheAvalancheThe threat of being engulf by mountains of food at special occasions.Bob Irvine
BaubulsBaublesAs in 'the running of the ...' Ploughing into the crowds to do Christmas shoppingBob Irvine
MetrognomeMetronomeSomeone who is small, ugly, and lives in a big, ugly cityJohn Frederickson
SgivelSnivelThe act of bestowing anything in an unwilling whining manner.Carole Marantz
MassailsAssailsBlack Friday, the usual mega retail sales after Thanksgiving.Carole Marantz
XtortoiseTortoiseA shark with the head of a turtleDoug Langmead
HanksgivingThanksgivingTom's charityWill Caplinger
TomfouleryTomfoolerySlayful or ghoulish behaviorWill Caplinger
AggrandicementAggrandizementRolling with a loaded pair at the craps tableWill Caplinger
TheogrecyTheocracyThe incoming AdministrationAlan
FaministFeministOne who seeks equal rights for the starvingRalph Magro
SexophoneSaxophoneA horny musical instrumentJohn Frederickson
TransherenceTransferenceThe process of gender changeRalph Magro
Washington HostWashington PostWebsite where this page livesRalph Magro
RechessRecessWhat the studious kids do during the school lunch hourSteve Cozzetto
GermineGermaneWhether my sneezing on you is related to your feeling illSteve Cozzetto
InconsonantIncontinentWhen “P” is the only letter in the alphabet that you can think aboutSteve Cozzetto
TexpiateExpiateTo apologize for some misdeed via one's cell phoneCarole Marantz
YarduousArduousKeeping up with seasonal cleanups over the years gets tougherCarole Marantz
SingerlyGingerlyCommitment of evil in a most cautious confident mannerCarole Marantz
EquailsEqualsPairtridgesDoug Langmead
HelderlyElderlyThose who, sadly, have transitioned from hale and hearty to frail and fartyJohn Frederickson
UbiscuitousUbiquitousYou when you have eaten too many sweet delicaces found everywhereRuth Krause
CoprascentiCognoscentiKnowledgeable coconutsDoug Langmead
AnchoiredAnchoredHung up on a choral reefDoug Langmead
TextricateExtricateTo delete and block an obnoxious being from your Text Contacts list.Carole Marantz
DunceremoniouslyUnceremoniouslyJoy to witness a public person who behaves and uses appropriate rheteric in a respectful manner.Carole Marantz
DoppelyoungerDoppelgangerSomeone who looks just like you used to look thirty years ago.Michael Mannheimer
October
NeighbrrsNeighborsAbutters at the north and south polesEmile Ouellette
ElitreLitreMembers of the affluidic metricocracyDoug Langmead
TiotaIotaA very small Japanese car.Mark Rudnick
ProstimuteProstituteAn escort who will never speak ill of you.Mark Rudnick
TrylingualTrilingualHow to describe a person who attempts to speak three languages.Mark Rudnick
SexceptionalExceptionalHow to describe a person who excels at intercourse.Mark Rudnick
DusurpUsurpOne who takes and keeps power by force without the legal basis to do so!!!Carole Marantz
LeboniesEboniesPersimmons with a Mediterranean habitatDoug Langmead
FoagulateCoagulateDefeat of foes by concentrating on horrendous world history events.Carole Marantz
PoxymoronOxymoronDumb and diseasedJohn Frederickson
MindfulmessMindfulnessA mental state inflicted by excessive and obsessive focusing one's awareness on the present moment, while vainly acknowledging and having to accept one's feelings, thoughts, and bodily sensations.Will Caplinger
IdidIbidAn admission of culpability by a repeat offenderDoug Langmead
IlcliterateIlliterateUnversed in essential female anatomyName withheld
PalubriousSalubriousWonderous benefits of having dear and longtime friends.Carole Marantz
PainsayGainsayTo contradict, refute the untruths can be tough but essential for our futureCarole Marantz
ProstimuteProstituteSomeone you pay to keep silentWill Caplinger
UnkleAnkleA down-at-heel relative who always turns up for weddings and funerals in the same shabby suitDoug Langmead
SfinksterSphincterA person who rats someone out and then tell lies out their ass about itSteve Cozzetto
SexitExitReturn to chastityWill Caplinger
Auntidis-
establishment-
arianism
Antidis-
establishment-
arianism
The old gal is all for it.(Whatever 'it' means)John Frederickson
AvowelAvowalThe antithesis of inconsonantDoug Langmead
PruinsRuinsBuildings that are out of plumDoug Langmead
MombardBombardWhen a mother calls her adult children too oftenAlisa Klein
DisspossessDispossessWhen you get insulted but you turn it around by owning itSteve Cozzetto
IncobeerentIncoherentDrunkSteve Cozzetto
SfinksterSphincterA person who rats someone out and then tell lies out their ass about it
TextualieTextualizeSimple impersonal way to deceiveCarole Marantz
EndnobleEnnobleSadly, the utter loss of principles and conscience among too many today.Carole Marantz
StoporificSoporificAvoid using artifical sleep meds but instead select wise healthy living choices to induce natural sleep.Carole Marantz
TextraneousExtraneousRather unimportant and unsafe activity while driving.Carole Marantz
TexterousDexterousSkill of those with agile thumbs to communicate.Carole Marantz
PunintentionalUnintentionalWhen an authority giving an opinion based on their expertise punned itWill Caplinger
TroglodateTroglodyteTaking a Neanderthal out to dinner and a movieWill Caplinger
CongressoneCongressmen(Letter change + swap). Linguistically correct gender neutral term for member of congress, as in someone, anyone. Also, "First Gentleone;" "the ’Chairone’ recognizes the ’Gentleone’ from [state]."
This should be adopted as editorial rule at W.P.
Notacus Tomer
CongressioneCongressoneWhat follows a troglodateDoug Langmead
SilifyVilifyChildish, inane, outlandish ways to defame othersCarole Marantz
DonsequiturNonsequiturScientific term for Don Old Trump nonsense.Notacus Tomer
PerkwaterJerkwaterAvailability of clean water benefits the world.Carole Marantz
KinculcateInculcateImportance of strong family connections and values.Carole Marantz
ShipulateStipulatePoor planning results in missing cruise vacationCarole Marantz
SpewageSewageHate-laden verbal diarrheaAlan Mela
SequeasterSequesterStaying more than three days in a caveDoug Langmead
UntiltUntil1] A strategy for eventually reducing the impact of tourism in Pisa
2] The fast track to becoming a Pinball Wizard
Doug Langmead
GeekGreekAn email scammer - beware of Geeks bearing griftsDoug Langmead
September
LovertLoverWearing your heart on your sleeveDoug Langmead
GlazyLazyA reason to be firedDoug Langmead
TextemporizeExtemporizeAbility to improvize your texting more easily and quickly.Carole Marantz
BellweatherBellwetherWhen its ringing cats and dogsDoug Langmead
HellwetherBellwetherDire effects of climate change.Carole Marantz
MeholdenBeholdenEternally grateful for my grandparents’ brave decisions to journey from eastern Europe late 19th century to the USACarole Marantz
HexercisingExercisingPractising witchcraftEmile Ouellette
PurrgatoryPurgatoryWaiting room for naughty catsJohn Frederickson
AlcoholyAlcoholSacramental wineWill Caplinger
HypatheticallyHypotheticallyImagined in way that rouses pity or sadness.Mia
TensconceEnsconceToday’s difficult search for tranquility, security and positivityCarole Marantz
ScataractCataractJazz singing to comfort eye surgery patientsCarole Marantz
SequalEqualMore of the sameDoug Langmead
AdieulAdieuFight or flightDoug Langmead
BerangedDerangedSaneJohn Frederickson
Pocket VitoPocket VetoMarlon Brando action-figure dollSteve Cozzetto
WomendmentAmendment1920 change to the US Constitution which expanded voting rights beyond menSteve Cozzetto
BigasseBagasseThe pulpy mass of material left over after the digestive system crushes and extracts excessive amounts of sugar from sweetened food products.Will Caplinger
TsumamiTsunamiA tidal wave of soy sauceWill Caplnger
PrenaptialPrenuptialAn agreement between couples before sleeping togetherWill Caplnger
AngoraphobiaAgoraphobiaFear of going outside in a sweater.Jim McGrath
FilibustierFilibusterLegislative action by political boobsSteve Cozzetto
CongristCongressCompromise legislation resulting from the grinding negotiations between the two partiesSteve Cozzetto
QuoroomQuorumWhen meeting attendance is limited by the size of the available conference spaceSteve Cozzetto
HurdlHurdleA mental block while playing wordlJohn Frederickson
CoovidCovidBird flu that afflicts only dovesWill Caplnger
LafkaesqueKafkaesqueAmused by inaccurate recent political remarks.Carole Marantz
AmaganationAmalgamationThe Disunited States of AmericaDoug Langmead
WebullientEbullientSuper awesome computer individual.Carole Marantz
MegaleRegaleSelf absorbed being who constantly talks of oneself at the exclusion of others.Carole Marantz
GaficionadoAficionadoSadly, one prone to frequent inappropriate remarks and actions.Carole Marantz
CloutureClotureHaving the personal credibility to be able to end a debateSteve Cozzetto
IncomebentIncumbentWhen one’s fiscal views are skewed by their tax bracketSteve Cozzetto
GnomeneeNomineeGarden-variety candidateSteve Cozzetto
HaypoliticalApoliticalBacking a dark horse candidateSteve Cozzetto
DemoandingDemandingGrumbling and complaining to make others work hard to meet high standardsMia
AstunishingAstonishingSurprising to the point it causes unconsciousnessMia
BanalysisAnalysisAn unoriginal, boring, detailed explanation of somethingMia
MenitalsGenitalsOutdoor plumbingJohn Frederickson
JerkseyJerseyA jacket for people who are inconsiderateLewis Lenard
FoogolGoogolOne’s intelligence and common sense is challenged by today’s excessive and rampant falsehoods and "conspiracy theories."Carole Marantz
DangelionDandelionA predatory trapeze-artistDoug Langmead
BineptIneptUsed to be competentJohn Frederickson
MasinineAsinineCollective stupidityJohn Frederickson
QuipoticQuixoticImpulsive witty remarksCarole Marantz
NulliganMulliganNo "do over" for inappropriate, flagrant action.Carole Marantz
SincandescentIncandescentAcceptance of evil luster and privilegeCarole Marantz
Erectoral
College
Electoral
College
Where you learn how to get the vote count upWill Caplinger
DemocrazyDemocracyWhen the inmates run the asylumWill Caplinger
NapoliticalApoliticalWhen you govern as if there was no CamorraDoug Langmead
ApoliticallApoliticalWhen the phone rings and its Robo asking for money and/or votesWill Caplinger
August
PropullsionPropulsionGoing backwardEmile Ouellette
Entremanure EntrepreneurA farmer that is a good at businessDavid Berger
DensaMensaThe organisation for people who do not understand the questions on a Mensa testDavid Berger
XylowphoneXylophoneA man who speaks in Basso ProfundoJonathan Shirer
GembarassEmbarassExperts duped by worthless stones.Carole Marantz
MequesterSequesterPrefer to avoid those who embrace imbecilic rhetoric.Carole Marantz
DesentryDysentryA guard who runs like mad at the first sign of troubleDoug Langmead
PurgeatoryPurgatoryVote LiberalJackin Yow
PunderkindWunderkindChild prodigy with inate ability to create awesome words for WPMI.Carole Marantz
OlodexRolodexA comprehensive dictionary and reference book specifically focused on the Olympic GamesLewis Lenard
SeptumberSeptemberA period of seven days of living in someone else’s shadowLewis Lenard
GredoCredoRelentless drive for wealth and power of the self-entitled.Carole Marantz
CombplacateComplicateThe challenging task of taming unruly hairSteve Cozzetto
UltomatoUltimatumA rule that you can’t leave the dinner table until you’ve eaten all your fruits and vegetablesSteve Cozzetto
TikeawaysTakeawaysSummer campSteve Cozzetto
DopaseticCopaseticFrustration due to chaotic stupidity.Carole Marantz
SlismicSeismicMajor deceptive happening.Carole Marantz
Sang FreudSang froidIn between treating psychotic patients, perhaps in a bid to save his own sanity, the Viennese Meister Psychoanalyst was renowned for intoning in a cold, detached manner.Ruth Krause
TimexTimeAn activity or event which is too time-consuming, a time-suck.
I like getting my nails done, but it’s such a timex
Ginny Graham
BayonnaiseMayonnaiseOld Bay-infused mayo
Honey, where’s our jar of bayonaise?
Ginny Graham
FextivityFestivityThe act of leaving a fete, or festive event.
Tearing herself away from the party was a long drawn-out fextivity
Ginny Graham
TencumberEncumberThe maximum hindrance!!Carole Marantz
Cure0CurioA cure-all with zero proven resultsDoug Langmead
RcharyCharyA measure of willingness to face a crossbow at 50 paces whilst balancing an apple on your headDoug Langmead
LewxicographyLexicographyThe creation of words by Lewis LenardLewis Lenard (Lexwise Learnd ?)
UmpbraidUpbraidVicious scolding of team official trying hard to enforce rules of gameCarole Marantz
RebulousNebulousVague and confused rationale of those who rise up against the establishment.Carole Marantz
PresstigePrestigeCitric excellenceLewis Lenard
BroakBreakA person who judge’s another person’s breakdancing abilities, despite having no breaking experienceLewis Lenard
ReverandaVerandaNoun: A group of priests sitting on a covered porch.Barbara Haig
SemaphsmoresSemaphoresA special set of flags used to signal to campers that their campfire dessert treats are ready.Sheryl Glover
KnightfallNightfallA jousting mishapSheryl Glover
WacumenAcumenSynonym for "weird"Carole Marantz
VegestationVegetationCouch potato’s favorite spotWill Caplinger
TrespissingTrespassingHaving to urinate on private property when signs are clearly posted.Patricia Savage
HellucinatingHallucinatingFirmly believing you were denied entry at the Pearly GatesJohn Frederickson
EncumbeerEncumberThe one that finally taxed the overactive bladderJackin Yow
HolderolFolderolNonsensical false ideas that attract and maintain cult members.Carole Marantz
IdriffMidriffBattle between conscious and unconscious parts of one’s psyche.Carole Marantz
July
PurseverencePerseverenceThe commitment to getting out the door on time searching for something that’s already been packed in your bagAmanda Lawson
LaffrontAffrontA homophonic, confrontational pachydermDoug Langmead
ArithmetricArithmeticMath used only in the International System of Units  (SI)Emile Ouellette
RakistRapistOne who either practices or preaches raking the forests to prevent forest firesWill Caplinger
CardiomascularCardiovascularRelating to men’s heart healthLewis Lenard
PrefoundProfoundLostJohn Frederickson
MassturbationMasturbationA bunch of people enjoying themselvesElaine Kronhaus
SmorgasboredSmorgasbordExtensive array of choices and decisions that leaves one " Sick and tired".Carole Marantz
SpridentStridentSuper senior wisely following rules for healthy physical and mental activities.Carole Marantz
AssasstinationAssassinationA very noisy killing of a public figureRonald C Hamm
PassassinationAssassinationTurning down the opportunity to kill a public figureRonald C Hamm
LifurcateBifurcatePathological liars divide their falsehoods into 2 groups: Originals and secondly others to amplify the originals.Carole Marantz
NeonphyteNeophyte24/7 electronic sign enrages neighborhood.Carole Marantz
DaggerelDoggerelBlondie’s name for Dagwood’s nonsensical speech utterances, especially when he tries to be poetic.Ruth Krause
InterNOTInternetThe Internet you are getting when you are not getting online. Well-known in Australia as the NBN (No Bloody Network) - Remember 19th July 2024 as an example - Microsoft Cloud update Failure. Banks - No Money, Airlines- No Flights - Media - No News et.Al.The Lateralist
InterKNOTInterNOTThis is the Vital Social Interaction, Knowledge both Rumour and Trumour Information missed whilst InterNOT.The Lateralist
TrumourRumourA Trumour is a proven Rumour -
I.e. The Rumour is not Fiction or causing Friction anymore as Fact it is a Fact - Verifiable by the Sources not the Sauces. But maybe it is a bit to Chilli Hot to swallow.
The Lateralist
EcomocideEconocideEconomics without Humanity or Nature considered or recognised in the Economic Theories or Economic Reports.
Why?
The answer is they are immeasurable! According to the Expert Economists
The Lateralist
EponomouseEponymousOne half of that dastardly duo, Tom and Jerry.Ruth Krause
FaithiestAthiestSomeone who can’t make up their mind about religionSteve Cozzetto
EpoxymoronOxymoronFrat boy who pranks his sleeping housemates by applying glue to their various body partsSteve Cozzetto
DeadrodentDeodorantAn anti-perspirant that keeps you dry and is a highly effective passion-killerDoug Langmead
DinsistentInsistentLook at me. Look at me! LOOK AT MEEE!Lorien
OddishyOddishAn arduous journey made tolerable by whiskyDoug Langmead
DupersedeSupersedeTruth replaced sadly by cultish dogma!!Carole Marantz
LausticCausticCannot locate minisculebiting monster to identifyCarole Marantz
GignificantSignificantNotewothy live event that brought fame to artist.Carole Marantz
PlatyphusPlatypusWhy its important to wash hands after touching animalsSteve Cozzetto
SociomathSociopathWhen a serial killer confesses to more and more unverified victims for bragging rightsSteve Cozzetto
DevilutionDevolutionThe act of becoming a demon after having been an angel.Joyce Pernin
SuccuphantSycophantAn obsequious female with demonic qualities.Joyce Pernin
BluffoonBuffoonSomeone with a really really really bad poker face.Stephen Baum
OffaceOfficeBusy-looking countenance meant to deceive the boss that you’re actually working.Elizabeth Rudulph
SabboticalSabbaticalSailing vacation for university lecturersRuth Krause
CalendarnCalendarAn epithet uttered th’ day after submissions to th’ WPN International New Word Contest were dueDavid Webb
LootusLotusFlower that blooms only at Australian outhousesWill Caplinger
ProcrastibationProcrastinationTo put off doing something in order to pleasure yourself. Stefany
BeodorantDeodorantIf you don’t bathe regularly, you’re gonna ....John Frederickson
AvialancheAvalancheA sudden and overwhelming swarm of birdsLewis Lenard
PyrannyTyrannyA form of overthrowing a government by means of fireLewis Lenard
CredentalCredentialA Doctor of Dental Medicine or Doctor of Dental Surgery degreeLewis Lenard
TabhorAbhorDislike the excesses of the tipping traditionCarole Marantz
PragmanicPragmaticOne’s handling of situation is insanely chaotic instead of mature, practical behaviorCarole Marantz
ShamburgerHamburgerPlant-based "meat" choice.Carole Marantz
RhoseRhosRelating to or characterized by a distinctive pronunciation of the ’r’ sound, especially in certain dialects or languages; rhoticLewis Lenard
EloxirElixirA bagel with smoked salmon and cream cheeseLewis Lenard
LiquaciousLoquaciousTalkative while spittingLewis Lenard
IckthyologyIchthyologyThe study of rotting fishLewis Lenard
WorthwhaleWorthwhileA jackpot; a big prizeLewis Lenard
PhonaticPhoneticAn enthusiast of sounds in human speechLewis Lenard
SeaminglessMeaninglessWhy your clothes won’t stay onEmile Ouellette
VitchyssoiseVichyssoiseA potato allergyLewis Lenard
StweakerStreakerA stwip-teaser on the runDoug Langmead
June
FishamanShamanSomeone who catches soles with allureDoug Langmead
FuzztFuzzWinning any election in MassachusettsJackin Yow
ScarmongeringScaremongeringWhat is done to mung beans in prepping them.Ruth Krause
WhubrisHubrisAscertaining the identity of a proud and arrogant personRuth Krause
ScuttlefishCuttlefishThe one that got awayRuth Krause
IgnawGnawSchewDoug Langmead
HicentennialBicentennialSenior looking forward to celebrating 100th birthday !!Carole Marantz
HurlishChurlishGal’s rude behavior.Carole Marantz
HimprimaturImprimaturMale’s mark of approval for dating purposesCarole Marantz
BellyacreBellyacheHaving an obvious weight problemSteve Cozzetto
Pro-MagnumCro-MagnumEarliest fans of a Tom Selleck tv showSteve Cozzetto
InterdudeInterludeStatus awaiting declaration of success of transitioning surgeryJackin Yow
SaccidentAccidentAny male > ~60, recalling the chain slipping off a single speed bike while standing on the pedalsJackin Yow
ScatalogueCatalogueA list of songs and keys in a jazz singer’s repertoireJohn Frederickson
OgleeGleeNot worth a glance, but impossible to look away. Funny, that.Doug Langmead
PunbeknownstUnbeknownstOne’s ability to create "puns" revealed by WPMI’s availability and acceptance.Carole Marantz
AridiculeRidiculeScorndryDoug Langmead
Untied StatesUnited StatesDuring my typing years, I frequently transposed letters and thought of how appropriate the new version was. More so today.Leoni McVey
PragnaticPragmaticTaking the approach that there are no valid solutions for avoiding insectsSteve Cozzetto
WeighlayWaylayTo make decisions about one’s private affairs based on another’s physical attributesSteve Cozzetto
RealnuissanceRenaissanceDaily 15th Century hassles of living before the invention of, e.g., cars, phones, television, plumbing, healthcare, etc.Steve Cozzetto
WebacleDebacleStress from walking into sticky intricate spider home.Carole Marantz
LidestoneLodestoneAnti-Truth, the dystopian magnetic force of some todayCarole Marantz
DramasticDramaticHistrionic chewingLorien
BatsaviansBataviansMembers of the Dutch chiroptera preservation societyJackin Yow
IneptetudeIneptitudeA study in musical dissonanceDoug Langmead
InteredictInterdictCountermandDoug Langmead
BavariantsBavariansFranconia, Altbayern and SwabiaDoug Langmead
HisasterDisasterWhat a wife calls any DIY project her husband undertakesRoger Terry
SkeptimistSkeptic/
Pessimist
An incredulously negative personRoger Terry
BadflyGadflyNo fly does any good for any one or thing except for another fly!!Carole Marantz
BumbrageUmbrageOffensive loser personifiedCarole Marantz
TransmenderTransgenderSurgeon skilled in reworking initial assignmentsJackin Yow
TexaltExaltCell praise.Carole Marantz
ConjestureConjectureLaughable, incredulous conclusions based on no proof, facts nor evidence.Carole Marantz
MiniscullMinisculeSeparating out the Morrises from the CoopersJackin Yow
DemliriumDeliriumWhen 45 becomes 47Jackin Yow
MaltfeasanceMalfeasancePaddy limiting himself to only one pint.Jackin Yow
PawesomeAwesomeWondrous effect on us humans by our furry beloved children.Carole Marantz
CarmudgeonCurmudgeonFancy name for a lowly "Lemon".Carole Marantz
Quartzer-horseQuarter-horseA speedy steed that you’d expect to have a spring in its step, but doesn’t.Doug Langmead
WunchBunchCollective noun for bankersJonathan Such
GovernbentGovernmentDeliberate spelloJonathan Such
Bandana splitBanana splitA neckerchief with ice cream and sauceCarlo Giustinoni
PizzacatoPizzicatoPluck strings with a cheese pieCarlo Giustinoni
VacumenAcumenThe ability to clean the floor with good judgmentsCarlo Giustinoni
May
CharismasChristmasCharming holy day in DecemberCarlo Giustinoni
CrapperRapperDeliverer of rhyme in the toiletCarlo Giustinoni
CementeryCemeteryWhere statues are buriedEmile Ouellette
PerpestuationPerpetuationThe black sheep most gossiped about at large family gatheringsShannon Fleming
HemathologyHematologyThe study of the physiology of the "blood" and "minus"Juniel Matthew Sulit
DeafandstraightDefenestrateThrow out Windows 7Carlo Giustinoni
MassbackwardsAssbackwardsGoing in a direction from which everyone else is leaving - applicable physically (eg driving opposite rush-hour traffic) as well as metaphorically.Alan Mela
RepercushionsRepercussionsSoftening of the consequences for bad behaviorSteve Cozzetto
AmaturesArmaturesAspiring conductorsDoug Langmead
AmaturesMaturesPeople transiting awkwardly into middle-age,with worse to comeDoug Langmead
TwhinedWhinedBound up in futile remonstranceDoug Langmead
MalfeastanceMalfeasancePilfering a work colleague’s lunch from the break room refrigeratorShannon Fleming
OrganasmicOrgasmicThe thrilling finale to playing a Wurlitzer.Ruth Krause
HimpromptuImpromptuGuy’s unplanned, impulsive strategies to woo the gals.Carole Marantz
BardiologistCardiologistPhysician with super literary talent.Carole Marantz
PunoplyPanoplyAwesome WPMI collection of inventive words by creative beings!!Carole Marantz
GaspirationAspirationA convulsive catching of breath when one of your dreams suddenly comes trueJohn Frederickson
QbeBeAll the ways in which Picasso sees a square c.f. QbismDoug Langmead
CymbolismSymbolismBringing your fists together in upward, circular motions while making a “chhhhh” sound with your mouth to represent playing the cymbals.Michael Bojtos
FlatitudePlatitudeA commonplace uttered while farting.Peter Sawczak
ElfactoryOlfactoryRelated to North Pole manufacturing activitySteve Cozzetto
GagnosticAgnosticLacking a sense of humorSteve Cozzetto
CattletonicCatatonicMilkSteve Cozzetto
ScatalogCatalogShit listJohn Frederickson
ArchadicArchaicVintage 1980s video gamesShannon Fleming
ExisntgentExigentFormer husband turns out to be an inconsiderate jerkSteve Cozzetto
InsideiousInsidiousThe gradual and harmful effect on your health of too much time spent indoorsSteve Cozzetto
ShakesappearShakespeareObligation to show up for your kid’s school production of Romeo and JulietSteve Cozzetto
FlurishFlourishWild sneeze.Lorien
PlacklusterLacklusterNegative effects on one’s wellbeing because of cardiac blockages.Carole Marantz
ThagrinChagrinSmile of shameful humiliation!Carole Marantz
WinagleFinagleWhy do some achieve success, power and wealth with blatant deceit?Carole Marantz
WeavelWeaveA long-snouted beetle woven from a boll of cottonDoug Langmead
LacolytesAcolytesPower outage resulting in a blackout, especially in a church.Ruth Krause
AussiemandiesOzymandiasAntipodal explorer of an ancient land, whose ill -fated expedition ended in a deathly desert Outback.Ruth Krause
CubityCubitWhen a square reaches maturityDoug Langmead
HorstileHostileNot taking neigh for an answerJackin Yow
IllateriteIlliterateA soil rich in ironic oxymoronsDoug Langmead
VenndettaVendettathe intersection of people who are out to get youTimmothy Copeland
CraponCrayonThose really cheap dollar store colored wax sticks not made by Crayola.Timmothy Copeland
Gastro-
entemologist
Gastro-
enterologist
A doctor whose job it is to find out what is bugging youLarry Harmon
DamagogugeDemagogugeMy intensely honest opinion of such a being!!!!Carole Marantz
HaudlinMaudlinSad state of many who collect all kinds of worthless junk for years and years.Carole Marantz
JolatileVolatileProne to frequent inappropiate, unbalanced fits of laughter.Carole Marantz
BoutiquetBoutiqueA whiff of luxuryDoug Langmead
April
CatalpystCatalystBeside themselves bovinesJackin Yow
NagivatorNavigatorTypical backseat driverShannon Fleming
FlogorrheaLogorrheaPrevalent negative demeaning talk of today.Carole Marantz
IdidotIdiotA fool-stopDoug Langmead
DottageDotageA pointilist exerciseDoug Langmead
AntidotAntidoteA comma mistakeDoug Langmead
PeticulousMeticulousThose who display devotion and intense care to their prized "furry" children.Carole Marantz
OrchastratedOrchestratedNeutered killer whale, aka Free WillyJackin Yow
SpeculatteSpeculateWondering when the coffee’s comingJohn Frederickson
EspressingExpressingThoughts and feelngs conveyed over a small concentrated coffeeMia Debidin
EfemoralFemoral1] Not having a leg to stand on
2] Legless one day, oblivious the next
Doug Langmead
EongoingOngoingTaking it a bit fartherEmile Ouellette
NegluctedNeglectedThwarted from finding good fortuneJackin Yow
TermoilTurmoilThe lubricant that gets you through a presidencyRonan Bunnag
VexodusExodusMass departures from horrific persecutionCarole Marantz
TempiricalEmpiricalHigh temps should alert us all to Climate ChangeCarole Marantz
Triple SexTriple SecMénage a troisRuth Krause
TaciturntableTaciturnA record non-playerDoug Langmead
RaindeerReindeerArctic version of cats and dogs.Ruth Krause
SpockmarkedPockmarkedLegacy bestowed upon children whose parents were adherents of the child -rearing practices of a famous paeditrician.Ruth Krause
NauraAuraA flippin’ haloDoug Langmead
AgroindAgroundComing down hard on the crossbar of your bicycleDoug Langmead
PastimiePastimeMaJackin Yow
TremunerationRemunerationPayback to Earth, the massive planting of treesCarole Marantz
HeclipseEclipseAwesome male barberCarole Marantz
SumerologyNumerologyPattern of those who file countless frivolous lawsuitsCarole Marantz
ipse digitipse dixitOne-fingered salute to lying, er, talking politicianJackin Yow
Emaze/iMazeMazeDerive smug satisfaction from solving computing glitches w/o resorting to calling neighbour’s 14 yoJackin Yow
CerebeltumCerebellumDominate intellectually in the battle of witsJackin Yow
IntegrittyIntegrityFrom the grinding of molars when it appears to be missing.Lorien
AluminumbAluminumThe mind-numbing blather that comes from a former graduate at graduation ceremony speechesDr Steve Silbart
DoltlopDollopDimwit’s haircutJackin Yow
Coul-de-scapeCul-de-sacA blind alley with a hidden exitDoug Langmead
SodarSoda/
Sonar
A device that tracks submarines by the tiny bubbles left in their wakeDoug Langmead
TabnegateAbnegateZero tip for awful service.Carole Marantz
FucolicBucolicBravo breast feeding!Carole Marantz
TurfewCurfewReason street gangs fight each other.Carole Marantz
MediacrityMediocrityOh, ’bout 95% of MSMJackin Yow
MediacreMediocreExactly .2023428 hectares of marginally productive landJackin Yow
MediacityMendacityLies, damned lies and advertisingDoug Langmead
HolypPolypA benign guru with no sense of tumourDoug Langmead
OvahtureOvertureTheme song played during the opening credits of The SopranosSteve Cozzetto
Thoughts and
Pears
Thoughts and
Prayers
A Harry & David fruit gift boxSteve Cozzetto
RegimintedRegimentedPackaging of thin chocolate-covered Girl Scout cookies into plastic traysSteve Cozzetto
AdolteryAdulteryCheating with an idiotAndy Curd
AssteroidsAsteroidsHemorrhoidsJohn Frederickson
Thing-highThigh-highLong-leggedJackin Yow
SiliscateSilicateCleese on iceJackin Yow
SlurfeitSurfeitExcessive verbal negativity.Carole Marantz
MetinueRetinuePurpose of dating services.Carole Marantz
LatonicLaconicOf few words but so very impressive and restorative.Carole Marantz
CatalaconicCatatonicToo laid back to be bothered with one-letter changes, and the moderator who permits itDoug Langmead
PrudimentalRudimentalPrimarily priggish about decorumJohn Frederickson
DebonierDebonairGauntly attiredDoug Langmead
AmowMowClips of grassDoug Langmead
TextroduceIntroduceTo introduce two (or more) people to each other by text.Susan Markus
RedaftRedactEditing to remove only the dumb partsWill Caplinger
JoggernautJuggernautTo jog or not to jog!Carole Marantz
WhydrateHydrateAbout 60% of human body is water.Carole Marantz
BemeanDemeanPlaybook of bullying lout!!Carole Marantz
SoycottBoycottDecision not to purchase nor eat any of these legume veggies.Carole Marantz
BlitheguardLifeguardA sanguine saviour of drowning bathersDoug Langmead
PrognosticakePrognosticateStaring at a bakery box that’s taped shut and wondering what dessert is insideSteve Cozzetto
RentaissanceRenaissanceThe present era where for many they can’t afford to buy a home so they must lease insteadSteve Cozzetto
ContradicksContradictsGoes against the groinSteve Cozzetto
AutomatronAutomatonA mother just going through the motionsCraig Boyce
GinquestInquestPreparation before the matter is examined by a jury.Sandra Anderson
ShitputShotputA field sport in which most competitors wear glovesSandra Anderson
ParsonalityPersonalityThe spiritual side of an entities beingTheLateralist
SubduhSubdueWhisky Tango FoxtrotJackin Yow
EmphasemaEmphysemaShortness of breath when speaking emphatically.Mia Debidin
SemiphoreSemaphoreTWOOOOO!Jackin Yow
SkulldruggerySkullduggerySlipping a MickeyShannon Fleming
March
VerklomptVerklemptStomped senseless by a DutchmanJackin Yow
ClaughterLaughterInappropriate giggling disguised by an artificial coughing fitShannon Fleming
FractualFactualWhen the truth is flimsy at bestShannon Fleming
AppundicitisAppendicitisA humorous but fake medical conditionEmile Ouellette
ClognitionCognitionCerebral flatulenceShannon Fleming
TestyTestTestingDavid
HeldentenoristHeldentenorA modern-day tenorbarbariton, held in check by countertenoristsDoug Langmead
EmaleMaleAn emancipated man of lettersDoug Langmead
AccretinAccretionThe process of gradually becoming a complete moronShannon Fleming
EconemyEconomyWall StreetShannon Fleming
Hexxo-
soprano
Mezzo-
soprano
Bewitching! (See Cecilia Bartoli ’Agitata da due venti’ )Jackin Yow
SublimehSublimeNo sh!t, Sherlock!Jackin Yow
DisastropheDisasterA disastrous catastrophe, or a catastrophic disaster.L Kirk
LopusOpusLopus is an antonym of opus. It refers to a "LOng Period of Uncomfortable Silence" that happens in a public or private forum when someone raises a controversial topic that others in the forum just don’t want to talk about. Unlike an opus, a lopus is devoid of content.L Kirk
ArchitortureArchitectureExterior building design that is extremely unpleasant to the eyePeter Ohrnberger
PriaplusPriapusTipped the bottle for that audible "last pill" but one had also stuck to the sidesJackin Yow
HeloquenceEloquence"The Fascination of Abomination"Carole Marantz
SpuntaneousSpontaneousOne’s ability to easily create a "Play on Words" for WPMI.Carole Marantz
MisgnomerMisnomerA misidentified garden figurineShannon Fleming
TrenorTenorA singer with a tenor voice whose vibrato produces a tremor akin to a sonic boomShannon Fleming
MisgnomerMisnomerA misidentified garden figurineShannon Fleming
DiefileDefileAutopsy reportJackin Yow
SblendidSplendidAn exquisite combination (e.g. typically involving liquor, a blender, and resulting speech impediment)Shannon Fleming
FluminousLuminousA brilliant feeling derived from evading negative consequences as a result of feigning illness in order to escape commitments or responsibilities (a.k.a. The Ferris Bueller Effect)Shannon Fleming
StopranoSopranoSpecifically Florence Foster Jenkins’ "Der Holle Rache"Jackin Yow
HismetKismetA gent welcomes as Destiny, meeting his everloving, everlasting partner.Carole Marantz
ElectrocityElectricityUnspeakable act committed with alternating currentGeorge McDowell
Ne puls ultraNe plus ultraDead, bleedin’ demised, passed on, no more, ceased to be, expired, stiff, bereft of life … (Thx Monty P)Jackin Yow
PremiscuousPromiscuous1] Ever in search of a new theory
2] Never spending two nights under the same roof
Doug Langmead
CountraltosContraltosRoyal opera starsCarole Marantz
Mezze-
sopranos
Mezzo-
sopranos
A selection of small divasDouglas Langmead
BarfitonesBaritonesSingers with stomach issuesCarole Marantz
StationwaryStationaryFear of being stuckJohn Frederickson
EggocentricEgocentricbelief that breakfast is the most important meal of the daySteve Cozzetto
PeranticPedanticAct of stodgily ranting, demeaning others obsessivelyCarole Marantz
TextidermistTaxidermistSomeone who sends text stuffed with no substance.Matthew Fleming
TrenorTremorA singer with a tenor voice whose vibrato produces a sonic boomShannon Fleming
PolygoryPolygamyThe many brides of FrankensteinTheresa Will
TomorousTimorousTrepidation that your opus magnum is going to be a dudJackin Yow
Sad HominemAd HominemUnfortunate that today, personal attacks take preference over substanial issues in political discussions.Carole Marantz
PrepounderancePreponderanceExcess money, especially BritishRuth Krause
PleatheraPlethoraHeaps of fake leatherRuth Krause
NegothiationsNegotiationsBargaining between parents and teenagers about the wearing of thick eyeliner, leather, heavy boots, and black clothingSteve Cozzetto
FortituneFortitudeFight songShannon Fleming
PermiciousPerniciousA very bad hair dayShannon Fleming
DisputzDisputeThat particular dude you really don’t want to argue withJackin Yow
HairrowingHarrowingPlowing (for the hirsute)Jackin Yow
HardrowingHarrowingOxford/Cambridge exhibition race - Canada, mid-winterJackin Yow
ReelismRealismCinematic fantasy worldsDoug Langmead
UnforskeenUnforeseenAn unanticipated circumcisionDoug Langmead
AnsembleEnsembleAn assemblage of Baritones, Basses, Tenors, Countertenors, Heldentenors, Mezzo-Sopranos and Contraltos, all ripe for redefinitionDoug Langmead
AdultessenceAdolescentWhen you become old enough to need to use deodorantSteve Cozzetto
Seuss ChefSous ChefCook whose specialty is green eggs and hamSteve Cozzetto
RetinudeRetinueAn unclad entourageShannon Fleming
AlptoAltoThe high end of a low rangeDoug Langmead (2017)
SlopranoSopranoA singer with the highest vocal range who performs remarkably off-pitchShannon Fleming
LawdryTawdrySadly, the interpretations of legal matters by some is morally lacking.Carole Marantz
LegemonyHegemonyAged’s walking mobility replaced and controlled by walkers on wheels.Carole Marantz
FoebegoneWoebegoneYour adversary permanently exits. Hooray!!Carole Marantz
PoetagePotageInverse alphabet soupDoug Langmead
ProdcureProcureSuppositoryJackin Yow
AddendumbAddendumA stupid additionJohn Frederickson
HowdahHowdyA greeting from a Punjab cowboy mounted on an elephantDoug Langmead
MobliqueOblique"Wise Guys" Rather cryptic name.Carole Marantz
Quo vatdisQuo vadisHey Petronius, which barrel was the garbage to go in again?Jackin Yow
BariaAriaWhere the music stopsDoug Langmead
SeinerySeinerAn ocean view through net curtainsDoug Langmead
FunktualPunctualAn imminent bummerShannon Fleming
TrainidadTrinidadRastafathering classes in JamaicaDoug Langmead
"Metoo"nymyMetonymyFigure of speech which allows, e.g., substituting the term “movie studio head” with “lying criminal sexual assaulter”Steve Cozzetto
SpenddriftSpendthriftBait-and-switch sales tacticSteve Cozzetto
SexquipedalianSesquipedalianA person who tells long-winded, funny anecdotes of amorous conquestsSteve Cozzetto
InbidiousInsidiousAny individual who pleasures themself by bidding at auctions and leaving before the gavel strikes.David Roth
HippoplotamusHippopotamusThe tactical union of all hoofed animals (mammals), ref. Ungulata, currently divided into several orders, in order to join with the Apes rebellion.David Roth
Goalden
Opportunity
Golden
Opportunity
( In Field Hockey, Lacrosse & Soccer... ) An unfortunate situation for the opposing team›s Goalie!Christina Courtney
DeightyEightyA divine number, but not The OneDoug Langmead
DemonairDebonairEpitome of arrogant evil.Carole Marantz
GernameGermane"What›s her/his face?"Carole Marantz
AcujunctureAcupunctureThe use of two intersecting needles inserted at a single jointDavid Roth
RismaroleRigmaroleNo matter the care in cooking, never having your risotto come out just right.David Roth
SyblablesSyllablesUnits of sound uttered by infants and toddlers.David Roth
HeponymousEponymousGiving special name recognition to scat singers.David Roth
AperturedApertureThe ability to sleep with one eye openDoug Langmead
TexigentExigentImmediate cell phone response.Carole Marantz
KincarcerateIncarceratePrison sentences for "Crime Family Members."Carole Marantz
AuTomnomousAutonomousWhen an actor, like Mr. Cruise, does his own stuntsSteve Cozzetto
OJ D’artObjet D’artSmall artwork rendered in three-dimensional form, such as a Heisman TrophySteve Cozzetto
PurkyMurkyEnthusiastically obscureShannon Fleming
SuxstenanceSustenanceThe experience of dietingShannon Fleming
MeanderthalNeanderthal1] A primate strolling casually along a winding river bank.
2] You Jane (with apologies to Tarzan)
John Frederickson
February
CamahaterieCamaraderieMutual hate among people who spend a lot of time togetherTheresa Will
GrabitateGravitateThe consumate self absorbed who constantly take from Life with no desire to give.Carole Marantz
VanicheNicheTo slip through the cracks and disappear.Doug Langmead
ArchipelegoArchipelago1] A group of scattered islands formed by variously colored plastic bricks
2] The ancestral lands of Minifigures
Shannon Fleming
BleapLeapWhat the drill sergeant said when he ordered his squad to "Quick March" on the 28th February and they didn’t move for a whole dayDoug Langmead
TrumourRumourWhat a Rumour becomes once confirmed or proved to be true.TheLateralist
MatrimanyMatrimonyInvolving several spousesEmile Ouellette
OwoolWoolA KnitjarDoug Langmead
WaccoladeAccoladeUnexpected, off the wall praise that you know you don’t deserveJohn Frederickson
FlaudulentFraudulentAmoral and decadent being.Carole Marantz
GlandmarkLandmarkNoteworthy endocrinologist.Carole Marantz
SexonerateExonerateBeing absolved for a below-par performanceSteven Sego
DishassembleDisassembleThe proper way to set a formal dinner tableSteve Cozzetto
TestostephoneTestosteroneBiological reason why men prefer the large-screen SamsungSteve Cozzetto
BalkheadBulkheadAn indecisive leaderSteve Cozzetto
RetrobateReprobateA person of ill repute with a history.Ruth Krause
"Amp"athyEmpathy"Ain’t my problem" = Lack of concern and negative attitudeCarole Marantz
PestigiousPrestigiousAnnoying constantly boasting of great success and importance.Carole Marantz
MisavowDisavowGroom arrives too late for his wedding ceremony that is ultimately cancelled.Carole Marantz
BreverenceReverenceLacking in any manner of respect.Carole Marantz
ConanzaBonanzaFalse information creates untruth about your supposed windfall.Carole Marantz
SommeliarSommelierPurports to be a certified wine expert but is not!Carole Marantz
UnintenderdUnintendedA consequence that was not considered in a bidDoug Langmead
TruckulentTruculentThe feeling you get when your brother-in-law still has not returned the pick-up you lent him more than three weeks ago.Grover Gregory
AnticipotionAnticipationThe drink to steel the nerves before a dreaded event or meetingWill Caplinger
ParjuryPerjuryLying about your golf scoreJohn Frederickson
ShoicStoicOne’s choice to vividly display, joy, fear, pain and a wide range of feelings.Carole Marantz
S’MoroseMoroseDisappointed by the current quality of this confectionary favorite.Carole Marantz
SimpatioSimpaticoWhen you like your neighbor’s property so much you copy certain elements of itSteve Cozzetto
EarregardlessIrregardlessBeing deaf to erroneous choice and usage of wordsSteve Cozzetto
RunicornsUnicornsNondescript horny horsesDoug Langmead
TunicornUnicornA mythical butt-headed, barded jousting horseDoug Langmead
UnicformUniformRegulation barding for tunicorns.Doug Langmead
MangarooKangarooA comical wallabyDoug Langmead
AmehAmenYeah sure, whatever!Jackin Yow
GabtruseAbtruseDifficult to comprehend vile, obscure, untrue words of some today.Carole Marantz
PalorousValorousAwesome ability to make friends easily and retain them for a lifetime.Carole Marantz
GraphityGraphiteA malevolent force that ensures that pencils always fall on their point.Doug Langmead
Menfant
Terrible
Enfant
Terrible
A husband who acts like a child when asked to take out the trashRodney Noles
GuesticulatingGesticulatingPointing and waving wildly at arriving visitorsMia Debdin
SpychologistPsychologistA person employed by an organisation to secretly obtain information about peoples’ mental, emotional and behavioural states.Mia Debdin
NiteratesNitratesAbout $20 an hour with the wrong (!) company at a sleazebag motelJackin Yow
DisquizationDisquisitionFormal inquiry into Jeopardy’s alleged cheating scandalRodney Noles
InfartuatedInfatuatedAmazing results after eating black-eye peas or pears.Rodney Noles
MenesisNemesisMenacing male adversaries.Ruth Krause
MalelingererMalingererA man-flu sufferer who takes longer than most to recover.Ruth Krause
LieturgicalLiturgicalUntruths told in church.Ruth Krause
BosinBosunWhat the boatswain did when his Captain’s eyes were averted.Ruth Krause
MaoribundMoribundDepressed All Blacks (National Rugby Union Team of New Zealand ) on the rare occasion of their defeat.
From Maori, meaning an Indigenous New Zealand citizen and from Bund, ( German ), meaning federation, team, league as in Bundesliga.
Ruth Krause And Peter Carrington
MeityDeitySomeone who thinks he or she is godJohn Frederickson
OratorigalOratoricalRural female species are prone to long speeches.Rodney Noles
DespotickDespoticUnceasing flinching of a European monarch.Rodney Noles
ArmatireArmatureRotate to studded tires or slap on the chainsJackin Yow
VerbosslyVerboselyAn employer who cannot cease talkingRodney Noles
FurinateUrinateWhen a dog mistakes a long mink coat for a hairy fire hydrant.Rodney Noles
RoustabutRoustaboutThe next-door Jones’ going at it hammer and tongsJackin Yow
SceptratistsSeperatistsThose who would both divide and ruleDoug Langmead
ImmensaImmenseThe pleasure you get when you play the wordplay gameJohn Frederickson
InciderInsiderApplesDoug Langmead
January
EntertrainEntertainThe point when comedian gets on the subwayRodney Noles
SlaycatePlacateUnanticipated crowd controlEmile Ouellette
JesusciateResuscitateFestival celebrating the life, death, and life of LazarusRodney Noles
DambivalentAmbivalentOne’s self discontent about having contradictory opinions and attitudes about something or some one.Carole Marantz
TevinceEvinceGoal to increase the popularity of drinking tea.Carole Marantz
PolterheistPoltergeistRobbery committed by supernatural beings.Carole Marantz
ManorousCanorousMale singers in a predominantly female choirRodney Noles
AnodineAnodyneMaking a meal out of painkillersRuth Krause
WhinegoldRhinegoldTeutonic whingefest over a river of goldRuth Krause
ValehallaValhallaGoodbye ParadiseRuth Krause
HororscopeHoroscopeBorn under a bad signShannon Fleming
EstivoteEstivateElection polls which are only open during the summer monthsRodney Noles
BuckalBuccalParting comments to former co-workers after being fired.Rodney Noles
RecidivisionRecidivismAbility to predict which convicts will commit new crimesSteve Cozzetto
PsychothematicPsychosomaticWhen you imagine you are afflicted with a lisp.Steve Cozzetto
FunambullistFunambulistTight-rope-walking bovine.Rodney Noles
KillustriousIllustriousThe notoriety achieved by a serial killer.Carole Marantz
PunditzPunditScatterbrain with absolutely no expertiseCarole Marantz
ParvenueParvenuAgenda for Crypto billionaires.Rodney Noles
SinsationalSensationalAn impressive indiscretion.Rodney Noles
MomsterMonsterWho you have to answer to when you’ve woken her up too early on a Saturday morning by being loud and roughhousingTimmothy Copeland
TarousersTrousersVery short shorts on very nice sortsDoug Langmead
ChickleChuckleYour pet bird’s tickle spot.Rodney Noles
PerufrockPrufrockA pollera, a large one-piece skirt worn over rolled trousers at the seaside throughout Spanish-speaking Latin America, immortalised in verse by TS Elliot as "A lovely sarong".Doug Langmead
Ghee clubGlee clubSinging the praises of clarified butterBar Lowenberg
GarfoyleGargoyleDesecrating a grotesque roof "Monster".Carole Marantz
GallibleFallibleAnnoyance at discovery of one’s "errors and omissions".Carole Marantz
AcootCootOld and eccentric, but still sharpDoug Langmead
HauntlessDauntlessFreed and devoid of agressive spirits.Carole Marantz
Fars-FetchedFar-FetchedOutlandish quirky comedyCarole Marantz
SwonWonA lucky ugly ducklingDoug Langmead
DabluteAbluteArmpits onlyJohn Frederickson
CondoscendCondescendHomeowner’s Association president with a very high opinion of selfRodney Noles
ExtravagentExtravagantHe certainly splashes money about.William Tunn
SerendipottySerendipityThe fortunate discovery of a clean restroom just when you need it the most.William Tunn
LambunctiousRambunctiousLike a lively, noisy, boisterous young sheep.William Tunn
CrampignonsChampignonsNot-so-fun fungi.Luther L. Zimmerman
SmarmaladeMarmaladeUnctious, unseville talk.Luther L. Zimmerman
InciderInsiderApplesDoug Langmead
ForkloreFolkloreOld traditional tales told at the dinner table.Wes Kussmaul
CelerityCelebrityA rapid rise to fameDoug Langmead
Celerety Celerity CrunchinessWes Kussmaul
SheocracySheocracyA system of government in which women rule in the name of god(s)John Frederickson
InfuniteInfiniteWhen the party never stopsRodney Noles
CabaciousCapaciousTaxi which holds eight peopleRodney Noles
ExruberanceExuberanceMassage with too much ebullienceRodney Noles
MomilyHomilyA loving ode to one’s mother.Carole Marantz
AllegorycalAllegoricalHorror stories with a life lesson.Rodney Noles
ClapitulateCapitulateVoluntarily (temporarily?) forego the pleasures of the fleshJackin Yow
DerectionDirectionFailure to launchJackin Yow
WitigateMitigateUse of truthful humorous banter to reduce our divisiveness.Carole Marantz
ScarcasmSarcasmTrauma of intense mocking contempt.Carole Marantz
ImpaginatonImaginationA mind-numbering experienceDoug Langmead
RizzlRizzTo possess and exude rizz, as in he rizzls, she rizzls, they rizzlWill Caplinger
EstoryStoryA digital rivuletDoug Langmead
YarnishGarnishRough estimate of the amount of fabric for a wedding dress.Rodney Noles
WoquaciousLoquaciousOne’s negative reaction after interaction with Motormouth.Carole Marantz
TabscondAbscondHurriedly left after not paying restaurant bill.Carole Marantz
ChatcuterieCharcuterieCharming chatter to go along with delicacies served at a cocktail party.Carole Marantz
HacilitateFacilitateWays that one’s computer is easily compromised.Carole Marantz
PiapismPriapismAn erection that lasts for 3.1416 hours.George McDowell
FungentPungentPositive, upbeat, amusing guyCarole Marantz
BopaqueOpaqueA barbecue in Hoboken New JerseyRodney Noles
PunitivePensiveHaving all the characteristics of a punis, but none of the charmDoug Langmead
FeudialFeudalSpeed dial for an OverlordRodney Noles
FoulevardsBoulevardsA strip of land between offensive and defensive teams where a player can receive 5-yard penalty for encroachingRodney Noles
DickatorDictatorAn Autarch who is also a prickRodney Noles
PartlousParlousRelatively fumigatedJackin Yow
BoatspainBoatswainMonthly payment on a large boat loan.Rodney Noles
EnormouseEnormousBrobdingnagian rodents in Gullier’s travelsRodney Noles
UphoPhoA noodle soup that’s out of this worldDoug Langmead
CauralAuralSomething that looks like a reef and sounds like a choirDoug Langmead
AwefulAwfulSomething truly terrible that inspires you with dread, fear and wonder.Timmothy Copeland
RacounterRaconteurA person who counts the number of times you repeat the same story.Rodney Noles
ButsocksButtocksFalsies for rear end of tight fitting jeansRodney Noles

 

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