2021 Submissions

Welcome to the 2021 Submissions page.   Anyone can contribute using the Submit Words Tab .    Remember, “Clever is Better”……and far more likely to be published.  

For WPMI, 2021 has been a year to remember (but impossible to memorise).  Thanks to all who contributed to make this a bumper year.  We’re offering you, the readers and contributors, an opportunity to trawl through  the 2,787 words published to date and suggest candidates for the annual  awards.   Thanks to all who have already sent in their nominations.   There’s still time to send in your nominations, but frankly its more like the “New York Review of Books” – there’s a lot to read, and every sentence counts !

Categories are:-

• Top 10. – words that meet the rules and are truly exceptional 
• Stop the Stale –  20 words that are really good, but failed to meet the cut or were excluded owing to the one Top 10 limit of one word per contributor
• Ringers – 10 words that fall outside the rules but are just too good to leave out
• Harcrow’s Finest – in homage to the man who contributed more words in one year than 2014/15 combined , now dormant after his Harcrowlean efforts

Send your nominations to us at wordplay@ptitude.com  – nominations will be accepted up to 10th January 2022.  An excel list of all this year’s words together with a nomination sheet are available on request..  First nominations are already in – it is going to be a hard year to judge !

New Word	Original Word	Definition - Clever is Better !	Name
Sictionary	Dictionary	WPMI - a compendium of misspelled words and their definitions	Doug Langmead
Dantifrice	Dentifrice	An Italian poet invents toothpaste	Geoff Williams
Caboost	Caboose	A high powered rocket attached to the last car on a train to aid climbing steep gradients	Geoff Williams
Carbolingians	Carolingians	Medieval dieticians	Geoff Williams
Stuntifying	Stultifying	A very dull short story-or the person that wrote it	Geoff Williams
Astrolodger	Astrologer	The first person to rent an apartment on Mars	Geoff Williams
Hondue	Fondue	A small Korean made car that can be easily converted into a pot for making cheese dishes	Geoff Williams
Hambunctious	Rambunctious	Rowdy at Christmas Dinner.	Brian Griffith
Chammock	Hammock	A mask, reluctantly worn for compliance, that does not cover the nose and or mouth. It is simply a "chin hammock" AKA, a chammock	Wayne Price
Tanxiety	Anxiety	Concern about over sun exposure to skin.	Carole Marantz
Misinfermation	Misinformation	Inaccurate interpretation of someone else's remarks or data.	Michael Peterson
Indigenious	Indigenous	Smart local	Kathy in the Wallowas
Self-piety	Self-pity	Monatonement	Doug Langmead
Satance	Stance	In a devil of a position	Doug Langmead
Universcity	University	What became the Big Bang	Emile Ouellette
Marshmellow	Marshmallow	An uncultivated marsh	Alan Goldhammer
Falternate	Alternate	Occasional stalled activities.	Carole Marantz
Ranaphylaxis	Anaphylaxis	Hurriedly ran to locate a lifesaving epipen.	Carole Marantz
Prescumptious	Presumptious	Ability of one to be both bold and horrendous.	Carole Marantz
Fontling	Fondling	Caressing a typeface	Doug Langmead
Elephont	Elephant	Typeface favoured by the visually impaired	Doug Langmead
Binfluencer	Influencer	First person on a residential street to put their garbage/recycle cans out by the curb the night before trash day, thus reminding and prompting neighbors to do the same.	Hotmessjessxx
Waterfelon	Watermelon	The person who steals water that is being rationed.	Alan Goldhammer
Termometer	Thermometer	The count-down in school for semester break.	Alan Goldhammer
Keenex	Kleenex	An ex-spouse who desperately wants to reconcile.	Alan Goldhammer
Tree Wise Men	Three Wise Men	Owls	Anne DelCampo
Babana	Banana	When a Scottish sheep decides midsentence not to do something	Gene Wisniewski
Faxation	FIxation	An obsession with faxing	Gene Wisniewski
Toylet	Toilet	What Ken and Barbie have in their bathrooms	Gene Wisniewski
Sandates	Mandates	Plans to meet at the beach to build a castle.	Carole Marantz
Fopulent	Opulent	Wealthy male fashionista.	Carole Marantz
Solitardy	Solitary	Late comer misses out socially	Carole Marantz
Wagnitude	Magnitude	Measuring the candlepower of the Dog Star	Geoff Williams
Duveldt	Duvet/Veldt	Blanketed in grass	Doug Langmead
Stoliloquy	Soliloquy	"To be or not to be",rudely interrupted by cell phone ringing in audience.	Carole Marantz
Spampan	Sampan	Chinese boat hindered by unwanted computer messaging.	Carole Marantz
Spodcasts	Podcasts	Broadcasts for nerds.	Carole Marantz
Philanthrocrat	Philanthropist + Bureaucrat	A functionary who needlessly complicates the process of making charitable gifts.	Dan McKinley
Cacciatore	Cacciatory	Step 1 in a recipe for improving life in Britain	Debby Moggio
Cantileviate	Cantilever/Alleviate	Despite exercise and diet, you can’t reduce the size of the paunch hanging off the front to alleviate the pain in the back	Debby Moggio
Debtrimental	Detrimental	Causing harm or negative effect to your financial well-being by putting you in debt	Dian Berger
Flawers	Flowers	Roses that grow with no petals and all thorns	Geoff Williams
Breakfist	Breakfast	Getting mad at the guy serving your toast and hitting him on the jaw resulting in cracked knuckles for you	Geoff Williams
Eggocentric	Egocentric	A diet made up solely of waffles	Geoff Williams
Pourtent	Portent	Where to get your beer on a hot day while watching a soccer/rugby/cricket game	Geoff Williams
Termometer	Thermometer	The count-down at school before semester break.	Alan Goldhammer
Scalpture	Sculpture	An extremely close haircut.	Alan Goldhammer
Denocracy	Democracy	System of voting for who gets control of the TV remote	Paul Anderson
Centrifrugal	Centrifugal	A member of a Central European political party whose basic policy is to avoid the extreme left and the extreme right and spend virtually no money	Geoff Williams
Ptit	Tit	[1] Small breasts [2] The lesser of two equals	Doug Langmead
Innfighting	Infighting	The noble British tradition of singling out supporters of the visiting soccer team at the local pub and beating the heck out of them	Geoff Williams
Macarona	Macaroni	A traditional dance celebrating the consumption of pasta	Wayne Price
Litilgator	Litigator	A quite small amphibious reptile found in swamps	William Tunn
Jurisfiction	Jurisdiction	When a court makes up its own laws.	Alan Goldhammer
Elephantisms	Elephant	Eleplant: the Anthurium (google it) Elfephant: Santa's Jumbo-sized helper Celephant: extra wide plastic wrap Gelephant: a gummy animal that is too big to finish in one go Telephant: a pachyderm who can read your mind Eleprants: joyously gamboling about like baby Dumbo Elepants: when, in order to blend into the herd, a man pulls the pockets of his trousers inside out and lets his member dangle out his fly (which usually just makes the elephants wonder how the hell he can breath out of that thing). Elephlaunt: the cocky strutting of one whose member is large enough that he can get away with the above without inspiring the derision of the herd (this breaks the single-letter-change rule-- but what the helephant)	Conrad Berube
Abailability	Availability	When getting out of the ‘slammer’ depends on who’s around.	Anne DelCampo
Pensa	Mensa	Organization for people thinking about joining Mensa	Paul Anderson
Tensa	Mensa	Organization for people who have applied to Mensa and can't figure out what's taking so long to hear back	Paul Anderson
Metrognome	Metronome	In French folklore a tiny creature that inhabits the Paris Underground railway and slows all the trains down	Geoff Williams
Glassando	Glissando	The Italian word for "Silicone "	Geoff Williams
Sublame	Sublime	1. Not quite handicapped enough to be eligible for the Olympics disabled games 2. Injured when the submarine captain caught his thumb in the periscope	Geoff Williams
Nipoleon	Napoleon	A small glass of brandy as a nightcap	Geoff Williams
Hawkward	Awkward	A recovery place for our injured feathered friends.	William Tunn
Stopiary	Topiary	Dull shears and non-working pruning tools.	Carole Marantz
Spodcasts	Podcast	Broadcasts for nerds	Carole Marantz
Shagrin	Chagrin	1. The shame that follows a torrid and reckless fling. 2. The smile that follows the aforementioned fling.	Anne DelCampo
Stiffle	Stifle	Muster pre-engagement discipline to ensure eventual successful apotheosis	Jackin Yow
Badolescent	Adolescent	A deviant child approaching adulthood.	Ruth Krause
Sadolescence	Adolescence	An unhappy time between child- and adulthood.	Ruth Krause
Stallin	Stalin	Soviet Union's effort at producing a peoples car to rival Hitler's Volkswagen. Always had to be started by rolling it down a steep hill and even then with little success	Geoff Williams
Pershing	Perishing	Imagining oneself to be a renowned First World War US general	Geoff Williams
Onamatapea	Onamatapeia	I am not going to let that blooming cat into the house ever again	Geoff Williams
Barbitrary	Arbitrary	Relating to a radical hair transformation that is nonsensically and randomly executed on a whim, without much thought, that usually ends in regret or tears (i.e. giving yourself bangs during lockdown).	Hotmessjessxx
Dodecaknese	Dodecanese	Mutation of an extinct flightless bird that from examination of its skeleton would appear to have had 12 jointed legs.	Geoff Williams
Epig	Epic	Cecil B. DeMille's production of "The Three Little Pigs" in Porcinemascope	Doug Langmead
Petrimental	Detrimental	Emotional benefits of being a pet owner.	Carole Marantz
Savorite	Favorite	Enjoying your preferred choice totally	Carole Marantz
Abailability	Availability	When "all hands to the pumps!" depends on who's around.	Doug Langmead
Brieze	Breeze	The scent of Brie cheese in a light wind	Dian Berger
Tantralize	Tantalize	A small preview or demo of tantra yoga to give you a little taste of yoga to entice you into joining a class.	Dian Berger
Shampion	Champion	A person posing as a world class athlete who is just average.	Dian Berger
Shampagne	Champagne	A sparkling wine pretending to be from the Champagne region of France.	Dian Berger
Camposer	Composer	Gal who feigns joy of outdoors to impress eligible males.	Carole Marantz
Demonstation	Demonstration	Hot Stuff’s booth at COMICON	Paul Anderson
Altarnative	Alternative	An indigenous backup choir member	Paul Anderson
Densa	Mensa	Organization for people who aren’t quite as smart as they thought.	Paul Anderson
Bokay	Okay	A so-so bunch of flowers	Doug Langmead
Minitory	Minatory	A tiny hostile conservative	Anne DelCampo
Iration	Oration	An egocentric speech	Andy Wright
Somniloquest	Somniloquist	Verbal pursuit by sleep talker	Carole Marantz
Avertigo	Vertigo	Apanacea, for giddiness sake !	Doug Langmead
Transgander	Transgender	A goose that wishes to change her sex	Geoff Williams
Pyrax	Hyrax	A small animal made of oven proof glass	Geoff Williams
Fanchester	Manchester	A supporter of Manchester soccer teams who decides as the season goes on which one to root for - based on who is ahead in the Premier League table at the time	Geoff Williams
Auntidepressant	Antidepressant	A relative guaranteed to bring down the upbeat feeling at any party	Geoff Williams
Funcle	Uncle	Married to Auntidepressant and always invited to a party to offset her miserable attitude	Geoff Williams
Ferrale	Ferrule	A walking stick whose tip has been replaced with a small cup containing beer	Geoff Williams
Graspberry	Raspberry	A fruit bearing bush that has been crossed with a Venus Flytrap	Geoff Williams
Soporiflic	Soporific	A movie so dull you fall asleep during its showing	Geoff Williams
Bactrain	Bactrian	A camel that will only go on a train if it can ride in the caboose	Geoff Williams
Inelucktable	Ineluctable	Playing your favourite table in a Las Vegas Casino	Geoff Williams
Hidebound	Hydebound	A man in London carrying a small set of steps and a bullhorn heading to Speakers Corner in order to deliver a diatribe	Geoff Williams
Osmoses	Osmosis	An Australian man who has spent many years in the bush and who finally emerges bearing a couple of rocks on which are emblazoned strange hieroglyphics that he claims to the Aboriginal's Ten Commandments	Geoff Williams
Diplomac	Diplomat	A type of trench coat favoured by many British members of the Foreign Service	Geoff Williams
Somnambulost	Somnambulist	Search for missing sleep walker.	Carole Marantz
Punoply	Panoply	WPMI impressive collection of puns	Carole Marantz
Bragbag	Ragbag	Assortment of conceited beings.	Carole Marantz
Lustless	Listless	A gigolo who has lost his gig	Geoff Williams
Auntlers	Antlers	Your favourite horny relative	Geoff Williams
Rambunktious	Rambunctious	Setting up a bed in the back of your truck for your pet male goat	Geoff Williams
Absteamious	Abstemious	Exercising at a furious rate until your chest catches fire	Geoff Williams
Deskant	Descant	A distant relative of the carpenter ant that sings while eating into office furniture	Geoff Williams
Cornifer	Conifer	Evergreen tree crossed with a popular vegetable on the Canadian Prairies in an effort to increase crops	Geoff Williams
Mincest	Minces/Incest	When siblings mistake falling into a meat grinder for falling in love	Doug Langmead
Slidewalk	Sidewalk	A very slippery footpath	William Tunn
Binvestigators	Investigators	Dumpster divers	William Tunn
Moation	Motion	The broadest ditch you ever did sea.	Doug Langmead
Meanderthal	Neanderthal	Person of a lower tier of evolution that wanders around aimlessly (at airports, mostly) oblivious of where they're walking or otherwise getting in the way of those trying to get to their gates on time.	Matt Hudson
Doornaments	Ornaments	Two people who block a doorway or a grocery store aisle by standing on either side idly yakking. Sure, they may make it look good, but their function as a visual embellishment is far exceeded by their inconsideration and annoyance factor. Points for snapping at people who ask them to move with, "All you have to do is ASK!!".	Matt Hudson
Doorgoyle	Gargoyle	She is the gal in charge as the gatekeeper for the big boss's office. No one gets past her!	Matt Hudson
Wall-wishers	Well-wishers	A person who arrives at the top of an escalator and stops to get their bearings, oblivious of how many people there are behind them on the moving deathtrap.	Matt Hudson
Depentia	Dementia	Ageds’ fear of dependence on others for their well being.	Carole Marantz
Carbiovascular	Cardiovascular	Heart problems caused by over-eating	William Tunn
Floody	Bloody	A low impact curse that you can use in front of children to describe weather conditions particularly in British Columbia	Geoff Williams
Carban	Carbon	An important first step in controlling Climate Change	Geoff Williams
Blike	Bloke	An Aussie fellow mounted on a velocipede	Geoff Williams
Hallucimating	Hallucinating	Having sexual intercourse while under the influence of psychedelic drugs.	Yusef Malenky
Factotem	Factotum	A Jack of all Trades who specialises in carving elaborate wooden poles for First Nation groups in Canada	Geoff Williams
Fryend	Friend	A term used to describe an individiual whom you thought will always have your back but instead betrays you to your bitter end.	Edward Ademolu
Antifacterial	Antibacterial	Some politicians	Emile Ouellette
Sobtuse	Obtuse	So annoyingly insensitive that you are brought to tears.	Carole Marantz
Dignificant	Significant	Amazing historical discoveries from archaeological excavations.	Carole Marantz
Camal	Camel/Cabal	A clique of shortsighted hunchbacks plotting to have all house numbers painted on the footpath at building entrances in letters a foot high.	Doug Langmead
Humant	Human	Extremely hardworking person	Carole Marantz
Multiplican	Multiplicand	Receptacle having many uses.	Carole Marantz
Brotection	Protection	Advantage of having male siblings	Carole Marantz
Pawtent	Patent	Foretelling the future by reading a dog’s palm.	Doug Langmead
Homepuns	Homespun	Unsophisticated wordplay	Doug Langmead
Hexiles	Exiles	Deportees doing a spell overseas	Doug Langmead
Knavey	Knavery	A flotilla of galleys rowed by unscrupulous slaves	Doug Langmead
Rigulator	Regulator	Rigulator noun A person or thing that rigs the system, in particular: a person or body that pretends to supervise a particular industry under the guise of protecting the welfare of the public but instead caters to the self interest of a particular industry.	Mark M. Martin
Plandestine	Clandestine	1/6/21 machinations.	Carole Marantz
Weatherbed	Featherbed	Safe refuge from climate change storms.	Carole Marantz
Yike	Mike	A squabble among the WPMI flock regarding the best way to get Mr. Harcrow back into the fold. He is much missed	Anne DelCampo
Etoenail	Toenail	A digital phalangeal peripheral	Doug Langmead
Rawesome	Awesome	Rather under-cooked.	Carole Marantz
Ducculent	Succulent	Mallard duckling that your neighbor borrowed.	Carole Marantz
Harcrowd	Harcrow	The number of new contributors to WPM that it will take to replace our most prolific member. ( Come back Mike)	Geoff Williams
Gemuflect	Genuflect	An obeisance performed by jewellers in front of the Koh-I-Noor diamond	Geoff Williams
Relationshops	Relationships	Wandering aimlessly around the stores at Christmas trying to find something appropriate for people you do not really like but since they are part of your family feel you really MUST do.	Geoff Williams
Santasizing	Fantasizing	Stuffing pillows into your shirt in order to fit into the Santa suit for this year’s Christmas kid’s party	Geoff Williams
Manuscrapt	Manuscript	My first effort at writing a movie script that was quickly rejected	Geoff Williams
Catarhact	Cataract	Pretending to have a bad cold when you are called for jury duty	Geoff Williams
Atoenail	Toenail	A hangnail that sits inharmoniously with your other toes.	Doug Langmead
Crassdressing	Crossdressing	An attempt at a "new you" goes horribly awry	Geoff Williams
Flen	Flan	A pie in Pretoria	Geoff Williams
Trambunctious	Rambunctious	Foul deeds upon Public Transit vehicles	Geoff Williams
Macrimonial	Matrimonial	The feeling that runs through the participants when they face each other in a lawyers office to start discussions on their impending divorce	Geoff Williams
Comboa	Combo	A jazz ensemble consisting of a Hammond organist, a drummer, a bass guitarist and a snake in the brass	Doug Langmead
Grinters	Grifters	Con artists who scam followers, grinning as they amass $ millions.	Carole Marantz
Termanence	Permanence	Benefits of term limits in governments	Carole Marantz
Ephemoral	Ephemeral	Fleeting correct behavior of the terribly self absorbed.	Carole Marantz
Du2y	Duty	Double duty	Doug Langmead
Teasible	Feasible	Ability to poke fun at.	Carole Marantz
Backneyed	Hackneyed	Pain from overuse starting at back and going down to both knees.	Carole Marantz
Guiltt	Guilty	Innocent (not Guilty)	Doug Langmead
Boilet	Toilet	Steam powered waste eradication	Emile Ouellette
Lendscape	Landscape	The view from your Bank Manager’s window	Geoff Williams
ENail	EMail	When typing your brilliant message to WPM and you have a piece of your fingernail intruding which causes no end of typos	Geoff Williams
Gabhor	Abhor	Excessive hateful talker	Carole Marantz
Stuperfluous	Superfluous	Excessive loss of common sense	Carole Marantz
Imert	Inert	A medical term for a male patient in need, as when one nurse to another points to a male emergency victim on a gurney, “Imert!”	Russ Hood
Methos	Ethos	The drug culture	Anne DelCampo
Misantrophy	Misanthropy	First prize award for the ’grumpy invitational’	Anne DelCampo
Ingenieous	Ingenious	Cleverness required of those who waft out of bottles to grant wishes	Anne DelCampo
Psychiatryst	Psychiatrist	Bedding your shrink.	Jay Davis
Otrophied	Atrophied	Darn- my team did not win the Cup again this year	Geoff Williams
Algorerithm	Algorithm	A birth control method practiced by a former US Vice President	Geoff Williams
Blabyrinth	Labyrinth	A confusing inescapable conversation	Bill Magerman
Catacity	Capacity	The maximum number of cats a person is able to functionally maintain in a given environment. This number varies from person to person and is discernible only in hindsight.	Name Witheld
Punacea	Panacea	Remedy to your tough day is seeing your word on WPMI!!	Carole Marantz
Superheron	Superhero	Awesome graceful winged creature	Carole Marantz
Ukalele	Ukulele	A plucked cabbage	Doug Langmead
Botel	Brothel	A house of ill-repute that’s Rh negative	Doug Langmead
Egotestical	Egotistical	An over-confident twin, but not identical	Doug Langmead & David Forster
Punache	Panache	Flamboyant confidence on your word being published on WPMI.	Carole Marantz
Gemnants	Remnants	Bits and pieces of jewelry found at a garage sale.	Carole Marantz
Skibboleth	Shibboleth	An ancient Swiss custom-once used as a password in the Bible but adapted by Calvin	Geoff Williams
Hovid	Hovis	A British loaf of bread said to have qualities that will reduce your chance of getting seriously ill from a pandemic	Geoff Williams
DullCampo	DelCampo	Not true	Emile Ouellette
Vitroglycerine	Nitroglycerine	New artificial birth method designed to hasten the process exponentially	Geoff Williams
Martinest	Martinet	Home for a little bird	Geoff Williams
Pepyrus	Papyrus	A diary about London written on ancient parchment	Geoff Williams
Meternity	Maternity	A very long gestation period	Geoff Williams
Trypo	Typo	A general term used by the editor to describe the offensive junk sent in to Word Play by the various contributors	Geoff Williams
Fortinude	Fortitude	Agreeing while drunk on the occasion of a significant birthday to celebrate the event by removing all of ones clothes.	Geoff Williams
Heliotripe	Heliotrope	A questionable thesis by a scientist about the origins of the sun which has been largely debunked	Geoff Williams
Castanuts	Castanets	Two half coconuts knocked together by sound effects men on old radio to simulate the sound of horses galloping	Geoff Williams
Canterburly	Canterbury	A Tale by Chaucer recently discovered by students in England dealing with men of the cloth and their gluttonous habits ( not the ones they wore)	Geoff Williams
Holastic	Holistic	Medical beliefs and practices to assure longer lives.	Carole Marantz
Saddendum	Addendum	Very melancholy coda	Carole Marantz
WelCampo	DelCampo	Anne’s amazing, amusing, artful, authentic, accomplishments.	Carole Marantz
DelCampoo	DelCampo	Anne’s shitty WPMI submissions	Anne DelCampo
Puntoward	Untoward	An indecorous word that most likely will be given the old heave-ho by WPMI	Anne DelCampo
Pubiquitous	Ubiquitous	A tavern on every corner	Anne DelCampo
Lambboozlers	Bamboozlers	Border Collies	Anne DelCampo
Gangmead	Langmead	Doug’s homies	Anne DelCampo
Spabra	Sabra	Gal’s special top for workout.	Carole Marantz
Perpunctory	Perfunctory	Routine matter for a few to devise multitudes of puns for WPMI.	Carole Marantz
Urgentry	Urgently	In a hurry to get a coat of arms, as fast as your legs will go	Doug Langmead
Beducation	Education	The Kama Sutra	Anne DelCampo
Pot belly	Potbelly	The result of enjoying too many ’special brownies.’	Anne DelCampo
Morantz!	Marantz	Carole’s irked exclamation after finding, once again, insects at the annual WPMI Punster Picnic	Anne DelCampo
Charcrow	Harcrow	Mike’s burnt offering	Anne DelCampo
Garbage sale	Garbage pail	Someone will show up	Emile Ouellette
E-nunciation	Enunciation	The ceremony done over the internet during COVID to initiate a new nun into the order.	David Prud’homme
Chofesterol	Cholesterol	A one-meal celebration of delicious, unhealthy fat; for example, a bacon, egg and cheese sandwich	Jake Armerding
Rabbid	Rabbi	A man of the cloth who has been bitten by a bat	Geoff Williams
Crampins	Crampons	Buying equipment to climb Mount Everest on Amazon was a BIG mistake	Geoff Williams
Stratmosphere	Stratosphere	Like far out man	Geoff Williams
Randicoot	Bandicoot	Keep that thing away from my prize cat!!	Geoff Williams
Serenedipity	Serendipity	Looking ahead to a Life free of discord to one of hope, peace and positivity.	Carole Marantz
Wordship	Worship	Those like me who enjoy playing around with words for this website.	Carole Marantz
Endlightenment	Enlightenment	When your poop floats in the toilet.	Tuscan
Gravitarse	Gravitas	Political presentation style - occasionally successful.	Lorien
Batheist	Atheist	One who prefers to bathe rather than shower.	Carole Marantz
Pedicute	Pedicure	Fancy decorated toe nails.	Carole Marantz
Harcow	Harcrow	A bovine breed that is most admired for its melodic and prolific mooing	Anne DelCampo
Astraddleg	Astraddle	What puppies do sometimes	Anne DelCampo
Paststraddle	Astraddle	A former lover	Anne DelCampo
Mastraddle	Astraddle	How sailors got to the top of a Man of War	Anne DelCampo
Faststraddle	Astraddle	Wrestling’s dragon bite maneuver	Anne DelCampo
Asstraddle	Astraddle	Method of transportation used to descend to the base camp of the Grand Canyon	Anne DelCampo
Asidesaddle	Sidesaddle	Howdah generate throwaway remarks on horseback and still be able to cross your legs	Doug Langmead
Grimcrack	Gimcrack	A joke book produced by the prolific Scandinavian brothers	Geoff Williams
Honeysickle	Honeysuckle	A Russian babe	Geoff Williams
Teaverse	Traverse	Odes penned by English poets to celebrate the true English drink	Geoff Williams
Mandroid	Android	Robot with male appearance.	Carole Marantz
Sarsonic	Sardonic	Taunting sounds.	Carole Marantz
Cattus interruptus	Coitus interruptus	When that crucial moment is ruined by the cat jumping on the bed.	Jacob Armerding
Vastraddle	Astraddle	The requisite saddle posture for riding a Clydesdale	Anne DelCampo
Conflusion	Confusion	The disoriented effects of the common flu.	Scott K Hartman
Punonymous	Anonymous	"Name withheld" contributors	Emile Ouellette
Zedbra	Zebra	An animal print undergarment that is available only in the largest size	Anne DelCampo
XObra	Cobra	One size down from a Zedbra, large enough to hold a python	Doug Langmead
Saintillate	Scintillate	Regale with stories of martyrdoms, conversions, miracles, and other holy person pursuits	Anne DelCampo
Geoffed	Geoff	Slayed by Mr. William’s wit	Anne DelCampo
Garnosh	Garnish	To eat the decorative “radish roses” from the crudités platter	Anne DelCampo
Whybrid	Hybrid	Save the planet!!	Carole Marantz
Gabundant	Abundant	Extremely talkative	Carole Marantz
Zenjoy	Enjoy	Receive pleasure from peace and enlightenment	Carole Marantz
Perveverance	Perseverance	What you need to keep up with a nyphomaniac	Michele Robsom
Limpetuous	Impetuous	When you’re really trying to work out, but it’s not working out	Miloš Petrik
Annieme	Anime	An animated WPMI contributor	Doug Langmead
Laxitude	Latitude	Slipshod screening at vital sites	Carole Marantz
Subtale	Subtle	Crafty way to spin a narrative	Carole Marantz
Amazone	Amazon	Area of strength, beauty and power	Carole Marantz
Mudder	Murder (of crows)	Oh, hark! It’s Ma Crow!	Doug Langmead & Geoff Williams
Songuine	Sanguine	Male child’s optimism.	Carole Marantz
Mannequit	Mannequin	Models leave runway en masse.	Carole Marantz
Yenigma	Enigma	Confusion about Chinese currency	Carole Marantz
Skyscrapper	Skyscraper	[1] When a tall building is imploded; [2] an airplane toilet	Mike Harcrow
Southwastern	Southwestern	That part of the United States, south of Colorado and extending from West Texas to the San Joaquin Valley, that has little to no visual appeal	Mike Harcrow
Weditorial	Editorial	When the marriage officiant goes off script	Mike Harcrow
Tranchew	Tranche	To mull other’s submissions in any given WPM post	Mike Harcrow
Pompernel	Pimpernel	Primroses with an air	Geoff Williams
Columny	Calumny	Racist graffiti sprayed on the Parthenon	Geoff Williams
Splectrum	Plectrum	A small very colourful implement used to pluck guitar strings	Geoff Williams
Little Knell	Little Nell	A small tinkly bell that announces the passing of Tinkerbell)	Geoff Williams
Bondwidth	Bandwidth	A technical financial term describing the current deviation between interest rates being paid on short and long term instruments	Geoff Williams
Bandweed	Bindweed	The Rolling Stones relaxer of choice	Geoff Williams
Widge	Wedge	South African golf club	Geoff Williams
Graindad	Grandad	My grandfather who left UK to go to Saskatchewan to raise corn	Geoff Williams
Scentimental	Sentimental	Oh Darling your perfume drives me crazy	Geoff Williams
Corntrarian	Contrarian	One who chooses a different path through the maize maze	Mike Harcrow
Notionality	Nationality	The ideas a country’s constitution gives to its people	Mike Harcrow
Mindow	Minnow	The glass bottom in a boat through which you may observe the little fishes	Geoff Williams
Alphabeg	Alphabet	Leader of the panhandlers	Mike Harcrow
Gravyty	Gravity	Characteristic of an oily, viscous sauce, typically ladled over meat and potatoes	Mike Harcrow
Rexploitation	Exploitation	Taking advantage of a king? or being taken advantage of by a king?	Mike Harcrow
Sinator	Senator	Paid[off]cials	Mike Harcrow
Punicky	Panicky	[1] Desperate for wordplay; [2] wordplay in poor taste	Mike Harcrow
Pigarillo	Cigarillo	A slender porker	Mike Harcrow
Bugtop	Bigtop	A flea circus	Mike Harcrow
Atomotive	Automotive	Propelled by nuclear energy	Mike Harcrow
Pyrabid	Pyramid	Proposed price for a big pointy building in the desert	Mike Harcrow
Origirally	Originally	Monte Carlo, 1911	Mike Harcrow
Retroleum	Petroleum	Leaded gasoline	Mike Harcrow
Hepcules	Hercules	The more sophisticated demigod	Mike Harcrow
Showring	Showering	One of three in a circus	Mike Harcrow
Profunditty	Profundity	A heady jingle about alternative currencies, stocks, and mutual funds	Mike Harcrow
Secretlye	Secretly	A hidden caustic ingredient	Mike Harcrow
Finangle	Finagle	Important for turning underwater	Mike Harcrow
Beneviolence	Benevolence	Cruel to be kind	Mike Harcrow
Impermious	Impervious	A chem-curl that never grows out	Mike Harcrow
Scentaur	Centaur	[1] A smelly man-horse; [2] a man-horse with highly-attuned olfactory senses	Mike Harcrow
’Sup plant?	Supplant	Casually addressing one’s greenery	Mike Harcrow
Smartasp	Smartass	An intelligent viper	Mike Harcrow
Debunchery	Debauchery	Adjusting your underwear	Mike Harcrow
Interplate	Interpolate	To bury the tableware	Mike Harcrow
Bullworn	Bullhorn	When the big guy is tired of his studding duties	Mike Harcrow
Hornswiggle	Hornswoggle	If they do, that bull has a problem!	Mike Harcrow
Totorbike	Motorbike	I have a kid already, so I’ll take the bike.	Mike Harcrow
Trespiss	Trespass	[1] To pee thrice in a brief time-span; [2] to urinate on someone else’s shrubs	Mike Harcrow
Saunte	Saunter + saute	To pan-fry while strolling	Mike Harcrow
Spliked	Spiked	[1] Having enjoyed the beverage with something extra; [2] how one says "spiked" after having enjoyed the beverage with something extra	Mike Harcrow
Frightfur	Frightful	Hairy scary	Mike Harcrow
Subterfug	Subterfuge	A stinky strategy	Mike Harcrow
Chickanery	Chicanery	A young bird’s deceptive ploys	Mike Harcrow
Fopular	Popular	Well-liked in spite of one’s vanity	Mike Harcrow
Stylush	Stylus or stylish	[1] A particularly posh way of dressing; [2] an extra-thick calligraphy brush	Mike Harcrow
Hookkeeper	Bookkeeper	An angler	Mike Harcrow
Collegality	Collegiality	When opposing ideas or actions are both allowed by law	Mike Harcrow
Ginvitational	Invitational	Open bar (at WPMI HQ - Ed)	Mike Harcrow
Cowapunga	Cowabunga	The exclamation of a brilliant wordsmith	Mike Harcrow
Clandestiny	Clandestine	The ultimate end of one’s family group	Mike Harcrow
Coniference	Conference	A meeting of the pines	Mike Harcrow
Querulouse	Querulous	A tiny, whiny, sucking insect	Mike Harcrow
Carpuncle	Carbuncle	[1] Inflamed wordplay; [2] parental brother with scales and a bad attitude	Mike Harcrow
Cabochop	Cabochon	The process of cutting a gemstone to a half-moon shape	Mike Harcrow
Mobstreperous	Obstreperous	A high likelihood of the group getting out of control	Mike Harcrow
Grambunctious	Rambunctious	[1] Only a little bit of a troublemaker; [2] an unruly granny	Mike Harcrow
Rampunctious	Rambunctious	Endless, rowdy energy for wordplay (There simply HAD to be a word for that - Ed)	Mike Harcrow
Catgun	Catgut	A weapon carried on to a tennis court by John McEnroe which would enable him to destroy his rackets more effectively	Geoff Williams
Fraulines	Frauleins	Rows of young ladies waiting for male partners on the Reeperbahn in Hamburg* (* directions given upon request)	Geoff Williams
Pantamount	Tantamount	Your tailor’s bill	Geoff Williams
Pollitician	Politician	A newly elected person who has no original thoughts of his own but contents himself with parroting the speeches of the more senior members of his/her party.	Geoff Williams
Muletears	Muleteers	In a far ranging study of men who drive mule teams across vast areas of America it has been noticed that the more time one spends on the job the more the drivers come to resemble the animals in the team	Geoff Williams
Locumotive	Locomotive	Why some young doctors prefer to enter into their profession in support of an older mentor in remote parts of the world	Geoff Williams
Castrology	Astrology	The science behind the use of certain fuels in Formula 1 cars	Geoff Williams
Serenology	Selenology	Study of the strengths and weaknesses of one of the worlds greatest female tennis players	Geoff Williams
Warmcasts	Wormcasts	Actors in fur coats	Geoff Williams
Wormcosts	Wormcasts	Small but significant part of the amount of money an angler has to pay out of pocket in order to satisfy his passion for fishing	Geoff Williams
Mambo-jumbo	Mumbo-jumbo	A sumo wrestler capable of fancy footwork	Mike Harcrow
Glibberish	Gibberish	Eloquent blather	Mike Harcrow
Punnyhop	Bunnyhop	Party dance for wordsmiths	Mike Harcrow
Foodwink	Hoodwink	The realistic-looking plastic food displays in the windows of most restaurants in Japan	Mike Harcrow
Tramshackle	Ramshackle	Poorly built public transportation	Mike Harcrow
Daguerreotypo	Daguerreotype	An unfocused, blurry, or otherwise poor-quality photo	Mike Harcrow
Crowdad	Crawdad	Mike ’s Dad’s nickname	Geoff Williams
Crossbowl	Crossbow	The big annual football game between Notre Dame and Mike Harcrow’s outfit. ( any bets?)	Geoff Williams
Melodrumatic	Melodramatic	Emotions intensified by a constant beating (as in a shaman ritual or rain dance, etc.)	Mike Harcrow
Melondrama	Melodrama	The comings and goings of a hypersensitive honeydew	Mike Harcrow
Striangulation	Triangulation	Death by swallowing a math book	Geoff Williams
Confelti	Confetti	Bits of fuzzy cloth tossed into the air to further enhance the festivities	Mike Harcrow
Kangawoo	Kangaroo	Marsupial courtship	Mike Harcrow
Discombobulater	Discombobulated	Tardy due to clumsiness	Mike Harcrow
Discomboobulated	Discombobulated	The gal who, for whatever reason, needs a custom-made brassiere	Mike Harcrow
Discobobulated	Discombobulated	One who can’t dance	Mike Harcrow
Scentilla	Scintilla	A stinky smidgen	Mike Harcrow
Sourçon	Soupçon	Just a little sour, like a red grapefruit	Mike Harcrow
Tourdock	Sourdock	Fisherman’s Wharf or The Embarcadero in San Francisco, as examples	Mike Harcrow
Explantation	Explanation	[1] A former tobacco or cotton farm; [2] Tara, after the fire	Mike Harcrow
Batnip	Catnip	A vampire’s modus operandi	Geoff Williams
Bejorative	Pejorative	State of being horrid.	Carole Marantz
Shamerock	Shamrock	Tiny imperfect stone set on engagement ring.	Carole Marantz
Investination	Investigation	Importance of Congress passing infrastructure bill	Carole Marantz
Boaties	Bowties	The tribal symbols that the West Coast Salish First Nations people paint on the bow of their canoes	Geoff Williams
Parkamount	Paramount	[1] In Western movies of old it is those wooden railings in front of the Last Chance Saloon where the hero (usually Gary Cooper) ties up his horse and enters to face his nemesis. [2] A more modern definition is the total cost of planting 10 million trees in Riyadh (Touché - Ed)	Geoff Williams
Lecturn	Lectern	That wonderful moment when you are all sitting at the family dinner table and your father calls you up to read a passage from the family bible	Geoff Williams
Porkmanteau	Portmanteau	[1] Pigskin luggage; [2] a sow’s suitcase	Mike Harcrow
Meruption	Eruption	An egotistical rant	Mike Harcrow
Pranciples	Principles	Guidelines for sashaying	Mike Harcrow
Buntling	Bunting	Little leaguer learning the "let it bounce off the bat" technique	Mike Harcrow
Arsinine	Asinine	Nine colorectal puns, all in a row - and just when you think you’ve finished, there’s more !	Doug Langmead
Bolorectal	Colorectal	A physical ailment that affects Argentine cowboys	Geoff Williams
Polorectal	Colorectal	Akin to "Bolorectal" but affecting mainly male members of the Royal household	Geoff Williams
Nolorectal	Colorectal	A legal decision which causes the bottom to fall out of the prosecution’s case	Geoff Williams
Coldrectal	Colorectal	A condition endemic among Indigenous people of Northern Canada who sit on the ice to fish	Geoff Williams
Coolorectal	Colorectal	Winner of the "Best Posterior in the World" title	Geoff Williams
Cocorectal	Colorectal	A stomach condition brought on by drinking too much hot chocolate	Geoff Williams
Codorectal	Colorectal	This was first noticed amongst the math wizards working at Bletchley Place during the Second World War while they endeavoured to break the Enigma Code	Geoff Williams
Cohorectal	Colorectal	This one was spotted in the crews of fishing boats in Alaskan waters pursuing the elusive salmon	Geoff Williams
Comorectal	Colorectal	Uncertain origin and opinions are divided among experts as to whether this is related to a popular crooner or a lake in Northern Italy	Geoff Williams
Coporectal	Colorectal	Affects policemen particularly motorcycle riders	Geoff Williams
Cokorectal	Colorectal	A problem faced by a very intelligent gorilla	Geoff Williams
Holorectal	Colorectal	A three D version of the procedure that very strange people may wish to take home with them as memorabilia	Geoff Williams
Amiably inventive	Analy retentive	Obsessed with colorectal wordplay	Doug Langmead
Myphoon	Typhoon	A personal storm of words	Mike Harcrow
Waldorff	Waldorf	Hotel California	Doug Langmead
Pruined	Pruned	The losing entries in a blindfold topiary contest	Doug Langmead
Punequivocal	Unequivocal	Indisputable that creating puns for WPM is awesome!	Carole Marantz
Diseaster	Disease + disaster	The bubonic plague and other genuine global pandemics	Mike Harcrow
The Beatless	The Beatles	The boys from Liverpool before Ringo	Mike Harcrow
Rebuffal	Rebuttal	The same as rebuttal but with more nudity	Mike Harcrow
Prespire	Perspire	Before the tower, turret, or steeple was added	Mike Harcrow
Psaltiness	Saltiness	Having the characteristics of religious poetry	Mike Harcrow
Schlomophonic	Homophonic	Accompanied Yiddish tunes	Mike Harcrow
Blubberry	Blueberry	[1] The juiciest little fruit in the bowl; [2] cross between a whale and a pitless fruit [3] a sobbing currant, grape, etc.	Mike Harcrow
Alcoholistic	Alcohol + holistic	Completely soused	Mike Harcrow
Crapitalism	Capitalism	Dealing in sewage transport, processing, and disposal for profit	Mike Harcrow
Mobservation	Observation	Watching a protest	Mike Harcrow
Dieagnostic	Diagnostic	To perish without expectation	Mike Harcrow
Diagnostick	Diagnostic	A divining rod	Mike Harcrow
Greenadine	Grenadine	Syrup made from unripe pomegranates	Mike Harcrow
Bumsting	Bursting	When the wasp got you in the cheek	Mike Harcrow
Funnery	Nunnery	A somewhat less than holy order	Mike Harcrow
Cabanana	Cabana + banana	Fruit left in a poolside shower	Mike Harcrow
Judiciairy	Judiciary	A light sentence	Mike Harcrow
Hexpound	Expound	To discuss curses at length	Mike Harcrow
Ewcessive	Excessive	More than one dead skunk on the road	Mike Harcrow
Muttcrack	Buttcrack	When puppers can no longer stand the snack on his nose and consumes it before your signal	Mike Harcrow
Calyspo	Calypso	Caribbean dance with a slight speech impediment	Mike Harcrow
Ricrochet	Ricochet	When the stretchiness of the yarn and the inattention of a hobbyist combine to launch a needleworking hook as a projectile into a dangerous circuit of the walls and cupboards	Mike Harcrow
Quicksliver	Quicksilver	Completely unexpected and extremely painful shards or splinters	Mike Harcrow
Viscerebral	Visceral + cerebral	A great balance of intuition and intellect	Mike Harcrow
Splanchic	Splanchnic	Fashionable intestines	Mike Harcrow
Lingeries	Lingerie	The last couple to leave a party	Mike Harcrow
Fundergarments	Undergarments	Lingerie	Mike Harcrow
Cashtrato	Castrato	Bankrupt	Mike Harcrow
Hequine	Equine	A stallion	Mike Harcrow
Camellot	Camelot	Where Bedouins upgrade their desert transportation	Mike Harcrow
Jamitor	Janitor	Cleaning man with his earbuds in and his groove on	Mike Harcrow
Prestription	Prescription	The advice a mom gives her potentially wayward daughter	Mike Harcrow
Wintuition	Intuition	Earning a merit- or talent-based scholarship	Mike Harcrow
Zengeance	Vengeance	Intuiting the death of one’s enemy	Mike Harcrow
Thumbstack	Thumbtack	Outer digits, several layers deep (Inner, or do you have inverted hands, Mike ? Ed)	Mike Harcrow
Tentacious	Tenacious	Your kid’s determination to spend the night outside alone in a pup tent.	Carole Marantz
Horsepowder	Horsepower	Prevents equine chafing	Mike Harcrow
Tracerack	Racetrack	To outline her boobs	Mike Harcrow
Vaselint	Vaseline	The top layer of petroleum jelly when you find that the lid was left off since the last time you used it 2 years ago	Mike Harcrow
Vehiculard	Vehicular	A pig on skates	Mike Harcrow
Hexpunge	Expunge	To undo a spell	Mike Harcrow
Magicall	Magical	"Congratulations! You’ve won the lottery!"	Mike Harcrow
Photogopher	Photographer	When a rodent takes your wedding pics	Mike Harcrow
Cabrication	Fabrication	Building a taxi	Mike Harcrow
Intercurse	Intercourse	A curse within the coven	Mike Harcrow
Cesspoof	Cesspool	Rising gases visible over sewage containment ponds	Mike Harcrow
Cornbreath	Cornbread	You know who you are!	Mike Harcrow
Aunteater	Anteater	1950s "B" movie that never made it to theaters	Mike Harcrow
Sintroduction	Introduction	First go at life’s vices	Mike Harcrow
Perambelate	Perambulate	When motorized transport is a better option	Mike Harcrow
Barbarrack	Barbaric	Beer and bed	Mike Harcrow
Romposity	Pomposity	The innate ability to make everything fun	Mike Harcrow
Rectal	Recital	A recital without the soloist	Mike Harcrow
Babaric	Barbaric	When the dapper young elephant king goes on a rampage	Mike Harcrow
Melauncholy	Melancholy	When I blast Oly into space	Mike Harcrow
Solirarity	Solidarity	A small group of obscure things	Mike Harcrow
Antecedental	Antecedent + dental	Before teething	Mike Harcrow
Furtility	Futility or fertility	When a guy experiences the need to shave his back	Mike Harcrow
Technicalamity	Technicality + calamity	Things like Sky Lab dropping out of the sky onto Australia, building collapses, power grid failures, facebook being offline for 6 hours, etc.	Mike Harcrow
Consalting	Consulting	A prisoner doing winter roadwork	Mike Harcrow
Truding	Trading	A crystal clear bell tone	Mike Harcrow
Chancellar	Chancellor	One who leads from the bottom	Mike Harcrow
Chockablack	Chockablock	95% cacao	Mike Harcrow
d’istresso tempo	l’istesso tempo	a performance speed that’s notably faster than you ever rehearsed it	Mike Harcrow
Langmeal	Langmead	The slowest eater	Mike Harcrow
Hostentatious	Ostentatious	Vulgar display by your "genial" host eager to impress.	Carole Marantz
Limple	Dimple	Slight lameness	Carole Marantz
Discrepfancy	Discrepancy	Rococo vs. Baroque	Mike Harcrow
DelCrampo	DeCampo	As a musician with thicker lenses who plays a good deal of 5-part chamber music, I resemble Anne’s remark! Grrrrrr. #takingitpersonally	Mike Harcrow
Drawbride	Drawbridge	What the wedding photographer does when she forgets all her cameras	Mike Harcrow
Nonflagration	Conflagration	Early and effective use of a fire extinguisher	Mike Harcrow
Soblique	Oblique	Incredibly desolate and depressing (for the fancy)	Mike Harcrow
Flan king	Flanking	The best custard maker	Mike Harcrow
Expalsion	Expulsion	Removing former friends from social media and phone lists, address books, photographs, etc.	Mike Harcrow
Hurricake	Hurricane	Stir-fried bread	Mike Harcrow
Shatterbrained	Scatterbrained	Potential result of texting-while-driving behind a large truck	Mike Harcrow
Slimburger	Limburger	A sandwich made without meat, cheese, or bread	Mike Harcrow
Chaphazard	Haphazard	[1] Being out in cold, dry weather; [2] dapper thugs blocking your way down the alley	Mike Harcrow
Grillotine	Guillotine	Burning at the stake	Mike Harcrow
Harkrow	Harcrow	The rows of seats up in the gods where it is impossible to hear a French Horn player without a Mike.	Doug Langmead
Parvenue	Parvenu	The “in places” for social climbers	Anne DelCampo
Windigenous	Indigenous	Finally a tribute to our Native American culture and history.	Carole Marantz
Respectablet	Respectable	Convenient size, easy to move about over regular computer	Carole Marantz
Burreau	Bureau	A pretentious donkey	Mike Harcrow
Tyrannicalf	Tyrannical	A despotic little cow	Mike Harcrow
Restlessnest	Restlessness	Home for fledglings	Mike Harcrow
Farretched	Farfetched	Projectile puked	Mike Harcrow
Porcinema	Porcine	Pig flicks	Mike Harcrow
Boondongle	Boondoggle	Wasteful, impractical connections	Mike Harcrow
Spegunking	Spelunking	Exploring the sewers	Mike Harcrow
Haharcrow	Harcrow	15 puns, all in a row	Doug Langmead
Marsoupial	Marsupial	Kangaroo broth	Mike Harcrow
Wallabyte	Wallaby	Digital storage in a pouch	Mike Harcrow
Crestitution	Restitution	When a surfer loses the wave before even riding it	Mike Harcrow
Adultation	Adulation	Bar-mitzvahs, bat-mitzvahs, sweet 16 parties, and other celebrations of leaving childhood behind	Mike Harcrow
Squintet	Quintet	Five myopic musicians	Anne DelCampo
Podification	Modification	Building a cocoon or shell	Mike Harcrow
Homeworn	Homework	Quarantine crazy	Mike Harcrow
Lackache	Backache	Nostalgia	Name Witheld
Protential	Potential	The potential of becoming a professional, e.g., since he has only one leg, his protential in the NFL is near zero.	Stephen Cox
Punderstand	Understand	One’s ability to get word jokes whether one can create them or not (ie. smart but not funny)	Mike Harcrow
Nightbare	Nightmare	How some sleep	Mike Harcrow
Annurally	Annually	The yearly race	Mike Harcrow
Calculusting	Calculating	An unhealthy interest in or addiction to Newtonian mathematics	Mike Harcrow
Quartantine	Quarantine	[1] Forced health sequestration divided into four equal time blocks or activities each day; [2] 1/4 of a gallontine	Mike Harcrow
Steamboar	Steamboat	[1] A very angry pig; [2] a cooking method for pork that is effective but which results in less flavor than roasting
Shopping art	Shopping cart	Knowing to buy perishable goods and frozen items last	Mike Harcrow
Curliques	Curlicues	Those long snake like line ups that we are becoming used to these days while waiting to vote or shopping for things that are no longer available and even if they are are getting far too expensive	Geoff Williams
Errotic	Erratic	Attempting to have deep emotional experiences but failing largely due to ones inconsistent performance	Geoff Williams
Colorecital	Colorectal	Listening to beautiful music while undergoing an intrusive and very painful medical test	Geoff Williams
Wreakfast	Breakfast	Instant havoc	Mike Harcrow
Pairamount	Paramount	Two on a pony	Mike Harcrow
Demitassel	Demitasse	A cordless pendant	Mike Harcrow
Asparagum	Asparagus	A failed Wrigley’s effort	Mike Harcrow
Cantickle	Canticle	One’s ability to stimulate	Mike Harcrow
Tasty solo	Tasto solo	When the band falls back and the lead does an especially good improvisation	Mike Harcrow
Offensieve	Offensive	An attack strainer	Mike Harcrow
Sasqwatch	Sasquatch	Yeti timepiece	Mike Harcrow
Tubatomic	Subatomic	A sousaphone blast	Mike Harcrow
Meaterialism	Materialism	Craving protein	Mike Harcrow
Polentate	Potentate	Autocratic corn mush	Mike Harcrow
Horned beef	Corned beef	Texas steers known for the expansive distance from tip to tip of their headrack	Mike Harcrow
Demoticon	Emoticon	Reducing to a basic or simplified digital representation of one’s feelings or facial expression	Mike Harcrow
Speloton	Skeleton + peloton	A group of Halloween bike racers	Mike Harcrow
Gondolaw	Gondola	Venetian traffic rules	Mike Harcrow
Palack	Palace	A successful siege	Mike Harcrow
Fastration	Castration	Removal of a turbo charger	Mike Harcrow
Bemilderment	Bewilderment	A predictable result of castration	Mike Harcrow
Scalinity	Salinity	Indicative of one’s level of expertise in using musical modes in improvisation or composition	Mike Harcrow
Amendacious	Mendacious	An apostate	Mike Harcrow
Vastucious	Astucious	Knowledgeable on many subjects; broadly insightful	Mike Harcrow
Tortress	Fortress	A defense or defense lawyer (one hopes)	Mike Harcrow
Carobbean	Caribbean	An algarroba seed pod	Mike Harcrow
Homecombing	Homecoming	Vacuuming and raking	Mike Harcrow
Megadearth	Megadeath	What you find on supermarket shelves in socialist nations	Mike Harcrow
Stampede	Stamped	Runaway postal rates	Emile Ouellette
Tomnipotent	Omnipotent	Male felines dominate.	Carole Marantz
Neverlasting	Everlasting	Transitory periods	Carole Marantz
Nutopia	Utopia	Great place to live except if you are allergic to tree nuts.	Carole Marantz
Hypeocrisy	Hypocrisy	The cynical promotion of tawdry products, artists or values for opportunistic motives.	Edward Deskur
Misfortuna	Misfortune	Canned fish	Mike Harcrow
Snowfake	Snowflake	A person pretending to be an easily offended and entitled minimalist in the hope of getting some advantage out of it.	Edward Deskur
Lustpause	Luftpause	A short break in the music in which the performer takes time to think about other things	Mike Harcrow
Sentimento	Pentimento	Original feelings replaced by very different ones.	Carole Marantz
Tempastuous	Tempestuous	Former passionate relationship.	Carole Marantz
Bedlame	Bedlam	Result of frequent conjugal activity	Carole Marantz
Puntimento	Pentimento	Change from the original version to another unique presentation.	Carole Marantz
Nundate	Inundate	...but only furtively!	Mike Harcrow
Quagmile	Quagmire	It’s really only a couple hundred yards of marshland except when you’re walking in it	Mike Harcrow
Paperture	Aperture	[1] A small but astonishingly painful opening in the skin caused by the edge of an envelope; [2] what remains after using a hole-punch	Mike Harcrow
Afrogation	Abrogation	Discontinuance of tightly-curled, poofy hairstyles	Mike Harcrow
Jabrasion	Abrasion	A possible result of punches landed while boxing	Mike Harcrow
Chile con canne	Chile con carne	When metal shards from the bean tin get into your Tex-Mex stew	Mike Harcrow
Punning gear	Running gear	Pen, paper, and a good knowledge of words	Mike Harcrow
Marshfallow	Marshmallow	Uncultivated swampland	Mike Harcrow
Yurtle	Turtle	Temporary home for a tortoise while her shell is being repaired	Mike Harcrow
Stampon	Tampon	The last thing you must do to the envelope before you mail in your electric bill	Mike Harcrow
Dentsity	Density	The amount of damage I allow the right front quarter panel on my ’98 Volvo to undergo before I shell out for repair	Mike Harcrow
Kryptone	Krypton	The sound of a rare atmospheric gas	Mike Harcrow
Fissureman	Fisherman	[1] A geologist specializing in canyons and other splits in the earth’s crustal layer; [2] a proctologist; [3] a cleavage looker	Mike Harcrow
Pureek	Puree	[1] Unashamed fright; [2] a genuinely nasty odor	Mike Harcrow
Pertilization	Fertilization	One reason energy drinks are so popular	Mike Harcrow
Photosinthesis	Photosynthesis	Scholarly writing on illicit photography	Mike Harcrow
Galumpthing	Galumphing	The Jabberwock	Anne DelCampo
Ewphonium	Euphonium	A tenor tuba that is overdue for a cleaning	Mike Harcrow
Pawchisi	Pachisi	Ancient Indian board game adapted for pets	Mike Harcrow
Fangirlung	Fangirling	An obsessed female’s ability to shout over the volume of the band (presumably to get the singer’s attention; not permissible at opera performances)	Mike Harcrow
Cartouch	Cartouche	An auto detailer’s task	Mike Harcrow
Chawming	Charming	A lady chewing tobacco	Mike Harcrow
Aptirude	Aptirude	A seemingly cruel flurry of WPM submissions mocking the master’s typing skills	Mike Harcrow
Aptidude	Aptitude	A capable guy	Mike Harcrow
Laptitude	Aptitude	A good parental trait	Mike Harcrow
Creationary	Reactionary	Autocratic misinformation techniques.	Carole Marantz
Puntiff	Pontiff	Doug L. WPM’s CEO CHEERS!!!	Carole Marantz
La blab	Lablab	Gossip	Mike Harcrow
Restaurantour	Restaurateur	Visiting all the cafes in town	Mike Harcrow
Vestoration	Restoration	Remaking a waistcoat	Mike Harcrow
Geriarctic	Geriatric	Old folks on ice	Mike Harcrow
Pharaohmones	Pheromones	How an Egyptian king attracted the ladies	Mike Harcrow
Shornet	Hornet	A clean-shaven wasp	Mike Harcrow
Forestryst	Forestry	A secret meeting in the woods	Mike Harcrow
Protuberdance	Protuberance	The party after the monetary prizes are awarded to inner-tube racers	Mike Harcrow
Capoodle	Canoodle	Puppy petting; cur cuddling; hound hugging	Mike Harcrow
Parissology	Perissology	Wordsmithing in France	Mike Harcrow
Bumfuzzie	Bumfuzzle	A hobo who is overdue for a shave	Mike Harcrow
Drywail	Drywall	When the tears are all gone but you’re still mourning	Mike Harcrow
Manipurist	Manicurist	A manicurist who only uses free market, organic and sustainable nail care products.	Michael Mastroianni
Rind-boggling	Mind-boggling	Endless difficulty peeling an orange	Emile Ouellette
Poutmaneuver	Outmaneuver	Early childhood tactic used to get what one wants	Mike Harcrow
Flasik	Flask + Lasik	Eye surgery that enables one to better detect the presence of liquor	Mike Harcrow
Lustening	Listening	Hearing an ulterior motive.	Ruth Krause
External	Eternal	The day after Infinity	Doug Langmead
Purgeatory	Purgatory	Hellish, seemingly eternal vomiting.	Ruth Krause
Scarmongering	Scaremongering	The manifestation of a fear as a visible injury.	Ruth Krause
Harmlet	Hamlet	King Claudius’s intentional malice towards his step - son and rightful heir to the Throne of Denmark.	Ruth Krause
Pleavage	Cleavage	Discrepancy between what the suspect and his lawyer want	Mike Harcrow
Bondhomie	Bonhomie	Stuck like glue on displaying good cheer.	Ruth Krause
Truckulent	Truculent	An angry lorry driver.	Ruth Krause
Friendshit	Friendship	When relationships go ape.	Ruth Krause
Kissmet	Kismet	Fate - sealed affection.	Ruth Krause
Coveid	Covid	A disease causing folk to hibernate in small, dark places.	Ruth Krause
Hideology	Ideology	A system, often by a government, of deceit.	Ruth Krause
Coneunction	Conjunction	A serving of ice cream on a hot day	Mike Harcrow
Glummery	Flummery	Insincere sadness; insincere empathy (regarding illness or tragedy)	Mike Harcrow
Mewsletter	Newsletter	[1] A regular report about life as a captive; [2] the puss’s pamphlet	Mike Harcrow
Horeigner	Foreigner	The king’s promiscuous wife	Mike Harcrow
Popscorn	Popcorn	The attitude of self-proclaimed music connoiseurs in regard to most songs found on current and recent hit lists.	Arild Tørum
Nincomcoup	Nincompoop	An attempt by fools to overthrow a government.	Shaun P Dunn
Sexpatriate	Expatriate	Your choice!	Carole Marantz
Celibrate	Celibate	Allow clergy to marry	Carole Marantz
Lierarchy	Hierarchy	Group arranged by rank for blatant lies	Carole Marantz
Philosoppy	Philosophy	A rational study of sentimentality	Mike Harcrow
Fezzo-soprano	Mezzo-soprano	A Turkish vocalist who usually sings the highest part	Mike Harcrow
Mathabaskan	Athabaskan	Native Alaskan accountant	Mike Harcrow
Manate	Emanate	...then womanate.	Mike Harcrow
Gumnasium	Gymnasium	Location of a bubble-blowing contest	Mike Harcrow
Sopitivity	Positivity	Necessary property of a great paper towel	Mike Harcrow
Punderpants	Underpants	A wordsmith’s skivvies	Mike Harcrow
Karmap	Karma	Guide to getting what you deserve	Mike Harcrow
Musketeen	Musketeer	A young gun-toter	Mike Harcrow
Buzzarf	Buzzard	Canine vocalization when you are not welcome in his yard	Mike Harcrow
Apollogy	Apology	When the god of music and light seeks forgiveness	Mike Harcrow
Conhumdrum	Conundrum	A rather dull riddle	Geoff Williams
Hallocated	Allocated	A new law that limits the number of times you can greet people in a certain time span	Geoff Williams
E-Publicans	Republicans	Politicians who drink online	Geoff Williams
Privyledge	Priviledge	The little shelf in the bathroom where you can keep spare toilet rolls and such	Geoff Williams
Sir Veillance	Surveillance	A knight at arms specially selected by King Arthur to make sure that the table is truly round. Legend has it that this emanated from the North Korean/United States peace discussion at Panmunjom where the matter of the shape of the table was of prime concern-although eminent historians have pointed out certain flaws with this due to dating discrepancies	Geoff Williams
Rosemany	Rosemary	An especially prolific flower bush	Mike Harcrow
Loverture	Overture	Courtship	Mike Harcrow
Bonuts	Bonus	Being paid peanuts - and then some	Doug Langmead
Amaranthin	Amaranthine	Condition of one who never gains weight	Mike Harcrow
Pund	Pond	A pool of wordplay	Mike Harcrow
Woecake	Hoecake	A flour loaf accidentally baked without sugar	Mike Harcrow
Laxicon	Lexicon	A book of partial or incomplete references	Mike Harcrow
Perpetumate	Perpetuate	That couple that always seems to be pregnant	Mike Harcrow
Optothorpe	Octothorpe	You are given the choice to thorpe or lose your job	Mike Harcrow
Buttrest	Buttress	A chair	Mike Harcrow
Picycle	Bicycle	A vehicle composed of 3.14159265359 wheels.	Name Witheld
Heliotripe	Heliotrope	The bluish part of the intestines	Mike Harcrow
Puncil	Pencil	The preferred writing utensil of wordsmiths...although some use a ballpoint pun	Mike Harcrow
Frying pun	Frying pan	[1] Kitchenware for wordsmiths; [2] where the tastiest wordplay is created	Mike Harcrow
Pundemonium	Pandemonium	What submissions from certain WPM contributors cause	Mike Harcrow
Mechanicalf	Mechanical	[1] A small bovine automaton; [2] offspring of a mechanical bull	Mike Harcrow
Padlack	Padlock	Nothing on which to write	Mike Harcrow
Padlook	Padlock	Anticipating a launch	Mike Harcrow
Flagility	Fragility	Done as easily as a banner in the breeze	Mike Harcrow
Anchormaw	Anchorman	Mouthpiece of the government or some even more nefarious entity who announces the news	Mike Harcrow
Knobice	Novice	The name you are called during the stupid phase when you were learning something new	Jane Eddinger
Intrigut	Intrigue	The esophageal sphincter	Mike Harcrow
Surfrise	Surprise	The French fries you find at the bottom of the bag when you thought they were all gone	Jody Biesche
Aboraphobic	Agoraphobic	Fear of boredom	Carole Marantz
Tidereal	Sidereal	Relating to high and low tides	Carole Marantz
Extraplate	Extrapolate	Needed for a dinner guest	Mike Harcrow
Palmaver	Palaver	Mindless chatter about tropical trees	Mike Harcrow
Batholithe	Batholith	Dexterity required for very narrow shower or tub	Mike Harcrow
Vaccitation	Vaccination	A summons to appear in court due to refusing a mandatory vaccination.	Edward Deskur
Clamity	Calamity	The great mollusk disaster	Mike Harcrow
Plumder	Plunder	Stolen stonefruit	Mike Harcrow
Ruminhate	Ruminate	Loathing something or someone while brooding over what one assumes is wrong with them	Edward Deskur
Menlightenment	Enlightenment	The rational solutions that men propose while shedding the light of reason on an as yet unsolved emotional drama	Edward Deskur
Punshine	Sunshine	The warm glow of wordplay	Mike Harcrow
Punhouse	Funhouse	A carnival or halloween attraction in which unwitting visitors are regaled (abused?) with excesses of wordplay	Mike Harcrow
Hamburger pun	Hamburger bun	Precursor to the condiment puns we all relish	Mike Harcrow
Pungle	Jungle	The dense floridity of additional meanings	Mike Harcrow
Punbarrel	Gunbarrel	What you’re looking down when you’re about to be the victim of wordplay	Mike Harcrow
Hozone	Ozone	Where your lost socks end up when you wash them.	Stephen Kaplan
Moistenor	Moistener	A sweaty singer	Mike Harcrow
Calendark	Calendar	Nights of the week	Mike Harcrow
Meadcam	Headcam	Video equipment in a fermentation tank	Mike Harcrow
Coperetta	Operetta	Policemen who sing Gilbert and Sullivan	Mike Harcrow
Adorkable	Adorable	A socially awkward person who is delightful and charming	Gillian McIntosh
Epiphallic	Epiphanic	The sudden realization that that which is erect can signify more than that which has been erected.	Gillian McIntosh
Pectacular	Spectacular	Well-defined chest muscles	Mike Harcrow
Flandestine	Clandestine	A subversive pudding	Mike Harcrow
Muftilingual	Multilingual	A middle-eastern religious leader who speaks Maghrebi, Levantine, and other Arabic dialects	Mike Harcrow
Antimacassaba	Antimacassar	Dust cover for a winter melon	Mike Harcrow
Almaniac	Almanac + Lunatic	A madman who publishes lunartic calendars	Doug Langmead
Beta boombers	Baby boomers	Those born after 1965 and who are well-vaccinated, well-educated, emotionally well-balanced as well as generally successful and culturally sophisticated.	Edward Deskur
Cobpost	Compost	Decaying organic matter consisting solely of the woody cores of maize	Mike Harcrow
Kronerf	Kroner + Nerf	A spongy Scandinavian coin	Mike Harcrow
Shillelaugh	Shillelagh	To find a cudgeling funny	Mike Harcrow
Beadlam	Bedlam	When one spills all her tiny necklace spheres or breaks a necklace causing said spheres to scatter	Mike Harcrow
Hodgelodge	Hodgepodge	A cabin with too many additions	Mike Harcrow
Entrampment	Entrapment	Corralling hobos	Mike Harcrow
Dark cages	Dark ages	Entrapment without illumination	Mike Harcrow
Schistory	History	The story behind the rocks	Mike Harcrow
Pungilist	Pugilist	One involved in word spar	Mike Harcrow
Totalgia	Otalgia	When all family members have earaches in both ears	Mike Harcrow
Teenpee	Teepee	A high-schooler at a urinal	Mike Harcrow
Bumpteen	Umpteen	The number of times there is unintended physical contact in a subway car during rush hour	Mike Harcrow
Vamouse	Vamoose	To run from rodents	Mike Harcrow
Piggurat	Ziggurat	Porcine pyramid	Mike Harcrow
Quick-twitted	Quick-witted	Making a hasty and embarassing comment due to not first thinking it through	Edward Deskur
Disscussion	Discussion	Avoiding a genuine debate by denigrating your interlocutor.	Edward Deskur
Conpetent	Competent	Very capable at deception.	Edward Deskur
Sinculturation	Inculturation	The gradual acquisition of the wicked characteristics and norms of a culture or group by a person or another culture.	Edward Deskur
WC-Saw	See-Saw	A self-propelled, self-flushing toilet for two with fluctuating long drops and short drops	Doug Langmead
Asparagas	Asparagus	Veggie that causes gastric problems.	Carole Marantz
Lesoteric	Esoteric	Fewer "experts" emerging	Carole Marantz
Stagmatize	Stigmatize	Prosecution of males who harass females on all levels.	Carole Marantz
Udopia	Utopia	The deceptive state of bliss emanating from a dopey idea.	Edward Deskur
Clabberg	Clabber	Frozen cottage cheese; buttermilk ice cream	Mike Harcrow
Ditchionary	Dictionary	Lexicon in a roadside trench	Mike Harcrow
Snakeskein	Snakeskin	A reptile’s knitting prep	Mike Harcrow
Barking lot	Parking lot	[1] A dog park; [2] our neighbor’s chihuahua	Mike Harcrow
Permata	Fermata	[1] Hold the note forever; [2] a curly or wavy hold	Mike Harcrow
Punfling	Purfling	To throw out wordplay as quickly as it comes to you	Mike Harcrow
Cotter pun	Cotter pin	Wordplay designed to securely hold the attention of the disparate participants of WPM	Mike Harcrow
Pungatory	Purgatory	Where wordplay masters await Judgment	Mike Harcrow
Puncle	Uncle	That one really quick male relative who makes everyone groan	Mike Harcrow
Punko	Pinko	Communist wordplay	Mike Harcrow
Punta	Junta	The council on wordplay	Mike Harcrow
Puneiform	Cuneiform	Ancient wordplay in wedge-shaped font	Mike Harcrow
Punge	Gunge	When there is so much wordplay that you keep stepping in it	Mike Harcrow
Pungus	Fungus	When word jokes infest a gathering or mold a topic of conversation	Mike Harcrow
Punda	Panda	A black-and-white, bearlike mammal on open mic at the comedy club	Mike Harcrow
Puntoon	Pontoon	Wordplay on watercraft	Mike Harcrow
Puncakes	Pancakes	Wordplay at breakfast	Mike Harcrow
Punochle	Pinochle	A card game in which each hand must be accompanied by wordplay	Mike Harcrow
Puneventful	Uneventful	Prolific number of WPM words published.	Carole Marantz
Gobbledygoof	Gobbledygook	Senseless verbiage riddled with grammatical and syntax errors	Mike Harcrow
Warmhand	Farmhand	The one with the glove on it	Mike Harcrow
Whirligip	Whirligig	A pyramid scheme, for example	Mike Harcrow
Anthroapology	Anthropology	A philosophy that justifies prioritizing human concerns and endeavors ahead of all other organisms on Earth, regardless of their deleterious effects to any or all of said organisms.	Dave Burns
Euthinasia	Euthanasia	A collective name for teenagers in Asia who succumb to iPhone addiction.	Ed Ott
Droolery	Drollery	St. Bernards, babies, and tuba players all have this problem	Mike Harcrow
Flatteny	Flattery	One’s expectations of a steam roller	Mike Harcrow
Governmeant	Government	Any group of obfuscating elected representatives.	Michele Finey
Disafter	Disaster	The belated realisation that your actions have resulted in a catastrophe that was avoidable.	Michele Finey
Goldrust	Goldrush	Well, if it does, it’s not gold!	Mike Harcrow
Pillowright	Pillowfight	Maker of head cushions for sleeping	Mike Harcrow
Califlower	Cauliflower	The golden poppy	Mike Harcrow
Dirigiblets	Dirigibles	Innards which are lighter than air; levitating sweetbreads, or flying tripe	Mike Harcrow
Maginary	Imaginary	Of spells and potions	Mike Harcrow
Planktone	Plankton	The color of lumber	Mike Harcrow
Unspiration	Inspiration	A person, event, or concept which provides no hope or motivation whatsoever	Mike Harcrow
Bashment	Basement	Hazing	Mike Harcrow
Thinkle	Twinkle	Aura of one who ponders	Mike Harcrow
Starplight	Starlight	Supernova or burnout	Mike Harcrow
Robberskate	Rollerskate	Get-away transport when you don’t have a car	Mike Harcrow
Curbanization	Urbanization	Adding low cement barriers along the edges of all the street	Mike Harcrow
Barnacuda	Barracuda	Bony fish in a farm building	Mike Harcrow
Furlaugh	Furlough	When you’ve been through so many threats of furlough, it’s now funny. (I’m a retired federal employee).	Heather Taylor
Snarcolepsy	Narcolepsy	A chronic disorder characterized by an uncontrollable feeling of snarkiness and sudden attacks of snark.	Christy Vermillion
Landscraping	Landscaping	Raking on one end of the spectrum, strip mining on the other, bulldozing somewhere in between	Mike Harcrow
Sinfluencer	Influencer	A media activist who inspires naive followers to pursue goals that disconnect them from the natural dignity of human existence.	Edward Deskur
Vortax	Vortex	A vicious downward moral spiral induced by the annual tax return	Stuart Nimmo
Fartriloquism	Ventriloquism	Fartriloquism, or Fartriloquy, is an act of stagecraft in which a person creates the illusion that their fart is coming from elsewhere.	Broc Montgomery
Incrudulous	Incredulous	You can’t believe how cruddy things are.	Michael Bechler
Democrazy	Democracy	The way we practice governance in the USA these days.	Michael Bechler
Insective	Invective	A tirade against insects.	Michael Bechler
Invecticide	Insecticide	Something you spray on tirades to kill them.	Michael Bechler
Expedate	Expedite	Meeting single strangers in timed speed rounds	Mike Harcrow
Hastener	Fastener	Person or event which expedites some result, intentional or otherwise	Mike Harcrow
Decimale	Decimal	One-tenth man	Mike Harcrow
Deckmate	Decimate	Fellow nautical crewman	Mike Harcrow
Corkuroy	Corduroy	A heavy, ribbed fabric made from recycled wine-bottle stoppers	Mike Harcrow
Tonchalant	Nonchalant	Incredibly, indisputably chalant; possessing 2000 lbs. of chalant; the measurable gravitas of chalantness	Mike Harcrow
Semperament	Temperament	A steady, unfazed disposition	Mike Harcrow
Yokelf	Yokel	A backwoods brownie; a pixie hick	Mike Harcrow
Cantapult	Catapult	Failure to launch. Shoot blanks. A squib load. [2] No need for a condom.	PJ Jablonski
Sexpedition	Expedition	A journey for randy explorers	Roderick Eime
Itinerarey	Itinerary	A route seldom explored	Roderick Eime
Pielot	Pilot	An aviator with a penchant for pastries	Roderick Eime
Trivest	Trivet	Vest of three colors	Carole Marantz
Panderlust	Wanderlust	The drive to be a people-pleaser	Mike Harcrow
Mailstrom	Maelstrom	When a postal delivery truck overturns in high winds	Mike Harcrow
Ignoramust	Ignoramus	One’s drive to be stupidly unaware	Mike Harcrow
Mossamer	Gossamer	Describing a thin, gauzy layer of lichens	Mike Harcrow
Poppyclock	Poppycock	An untrustworthy timepiece	Mike Harcrow
Foebegone	Woebegone	A poor verbal defense	Mike Harcrow
Lollygar	Lollygag	A lazy bonefish	Mike Harcrow
Whoppersnapper	Whippersnapper	One who confronts liars	Mike Harcrow
Decafitate	Decapitate	Process whereby over-indulgent coffee users lose their heads due to the excess caffeine.	Rich Roussin
Catration	Castration	Limits the number of felines that elderly women living alone can own	Rich Roussin
Guitarpist	Guitarist	A rocker who only wants to perform in the rain	Mike Harcrow
Condoor	Condor	The weak spot in your home or computer security system	Mike Harcrow
Kegpie	Kewpie	A pudgy doll that gets drunk and goes streaking	Mike Harcrow
Festoned	Festooned	The ongoing state of many "flower children"	Mike Harcrow
Dipthong	Diphthong	The most uncomfortable possible version of this unnecessary undergarment	Mike Harcrow
Ballstrade	Balustrade	A very delicate surgical procedure involving a human male and a male of any other species	Geoff Williams
Rhodomontage	Rhodomontade	A composite photograph of your best garden plants	Geoff Williams
Chariotable	Charitable	A race conducted in the Colosseum to raise funds to buy new lions	Geoff Williams
Stricken	Stricker	The look on the faces of the many thousands who bet on Europe to beat USA in the Ryder Cup	Geoff Williams
Fictionary	Dictionary	A book with a list of words most commonly looked up in the dictionary while reading novels.	Judi Gates
Steerile	Sterile	That bull for which you paid many thousands of dollars turns out to be a very poor investment	Geoff Williams
Tipsyturvy	Topsyturvy	The way a drunk person walks	Craig Morris
Watisserie	Patisserie	[1] An Ethiopian bakery; [2] a stew-filled pastry; [3] bread sold in a Cambodian temple	Mike Harcrow
Shampion	Champion	When the cheater gets the prize	Mike Harcrow
Vetinue	Retinue	An animal doctor’s assistants	Mike Harcrow
Pantygruelian	Pantagruelian	A more positive outlook when one is clad in only his/her underwear	Mike Harcrow
Limpoon	Lampoon	Ineffective satire	Mike Harcrow
Bulbus	Bulbous	Spherically-shaped public transport	Mike Harcrow
Narwhat	Narwhal	Question posed by a tusked whale	Mike Harcrow
Mercanary	Mercenary	[1] A penguin; [2] a brightly-colored bird with a rifle and a canteen	Mike Harcrow
Dormerc	Dormer	A hired soldier in an attic	Mike Harcrow
Cartilag	Cartilage	When the pony goes faster than the wagon	Mike Harcrow
Dungristle	Disgruntle	Creditor cartilage	Mike Harcrow
Sphinxter	Sphincter	The area of study of an Egyptian proctologist	Bill Hamilton
Marsoupial	Marsupial	Like a kind of soup served on Mars	Bill Hamilton
Nomecalling	Namecalling	An incoming telephone communique from a town in Alaska	Mike Harcrow
Bobtats	Bobcats	Robert’s body art	Mike Harcrow
Illgal	Illegal	A sick lady	Mike Harcrow
Antimoney	Antimony	Bitcoins	Geoff Williams
Pharmacys	Pharmacy	Drugstore in a major New York emporium	Geoff Williams
Kharmaceutical	Pharmaceutical	LSD	Geoff Williams
Exkoriate	Excoriate	Escaping from North Korea	Geoff Williams
Coporific	Soporific	Falling asleep while a policeman drones on about some misdemeanor that he claims you have committed	Geoff Williams
Circumtent	Circumvent	Ingenious ways to end up in a teepee.	Carole Marantz
Slobophobia	Globophobia	Fear/dislike of slovenly unkempt person	Carole Marantz
Ragamuff	Ragamuffin	To botch your effort at traditional Indian melody	Mike Harcrow
Pouchsafe	Vouchsafe	Hurray! The baby kangaroo has completed its arduous journey	Geoff Williams
Zuru	Zulu	A Samurai with an assegai	Doug Langmead
Mimosax	Mimosa	A misguided crossbreeding effort to get a flowering tree to play jazz	Mike Harcrow
Humple Pie	Humble Pie	Deferential camel-quiche	Doug Langmead
Pithyphallic	Ithyphallic	Descriptive of a gentleman who is both short and erect	Anne DelCampo
Infinitesimalm	Infinitesimal	Not nearly enough material required to make a brick	Mike Harcrow
Cauldrone	Cauldron	A potion pot that stirs itself	Mike Harcrow
Ballistick	Ballistic	(In baseball) when the bat flies with the ball	Mike Harcrow
Amoria	Moria	Tired of love	Anne DelCampo
Gazebox	Gazebo	A television	Mike Harcrow
Mulligafawny	Mulligatawny	Bambi curry	Mike Harcrow
Slummox	Lummox	A clumsy, uncultured fellow from the poor side of town	Mike Harcrow
Guffawn	Guffaw	A boisterous bambi	Mike Harcrow
Wafflegab	Bafflegab	Attempting to talk with your mouth full of breakfast cakes	Mike Harcrow
Virtuosot	Virtuoso	A genius or prodigy, but only when soused	Mike Harcrow
Rigmaroll	Rigmarole	A small bread loaf that is unduly complicated to produce	Mike Harcrow
Jugglernaut	Juggernaut	An overwhelming and unusually destructive sideshow act	Mike Harcrow
Hullabaloof	Hullabaloo	A loud disturbance, the noise of which the disturbers are utterly unconcerned	Mike Harcrow
Vis0	Visa	Maxing out your cards in Tijuana and having to walk back to San Diego in shameh (see definition of shameh supplied by same author)	Simon Wood
Cognotive Dissuance	Cognitive Dissonance	Just not getting the subtleties of the mental discomfort that results from holding two conflicting beliefs, values, or attitudes	Simon Wood
Shameh	Shame	Doing something that would normally cause pangs of regret, but. Meh	Simon Wood
Green Wishing	Green Washing	Hoping that all the recycling, hybrid car driving, led lighting and ESG support you do will really make a difference	Simon Wood
Wonke capitalism	Woke capitalism	Companies signalling their support for progressive causes in order to maintain their influence in society, but failing badly.	Simon Wood
Constraption	Contraption	Held together by duct tape	Mike Harcrow
Cornographic	Pornographic	Filmed or written descriptions of the maize harvest	Mike Harcrow
Fetush	Fetish	Fanny fascination	Anne DelCampo
Moohickey	Doohickey	Bruise on a cow’s neck	Mike Harcrow
Dolldrums	Doldrums	Barbie’s trap set	Mike Harcrow
Slobsters	Lobsters	Those folks who refuse to wear the little plastic bibs that seafood restaurants provide	Anne DelCampo
Sockdowager	Sockdolager	[1] A very large widow with means; [2] to strike a very large widow with means; [3] warm footwear for a very large widow with means who is bruised from being struck; [4] to dress the feet of a very large widow with means who is bruised from being struck with warm footwear; [5] anything whatsoever connected with or relating to aforesaid very large widow with means who has bruises but whose feet are warm	Mike Harcrow
Quarantesia	Amnesia	The inability to remember anything due to the quarantine of the pandemic.	Joan Grangenois-Thomas
Oxyboron	Oxymoron	Aerated borax	Mike Harcrow
Boxymoron	Oxymoron	Self-contradictory dunce in a wooden container	Mike Harcrow
Chatamaran	Catamaran	A party of four engaging in two conversations	Mike Harcrow
Nundairy	Nondairy	Milking and churning by cloistered ladies; those in the habit of this conventional work	Mike Harcrow
Genteal	Genteel	A highly-cultured diving duck	Mike Harcrow
Louverse	Louvers	Poem about slatted shutters	Mike Harcrow
Waryton	Baryton	Care taken when performing on a small 6-stringed ’cello	Mike Harcrow
Malician	Magician	Illusionist whose assistant is actually sawn in two	Mike Harcrow
Hedgemony	Hegemony	Colonialist shrubberies	Mike Harcrow
Preventuality	Eventuality + prevent	Efforts to avert that which is bound to happen	Mike Harcrow
Subs’oil	Subsoil	Usually in a second war movie where the heroic allies on the small minelayer prove they have sunk the evil Nazi U Boat	Geoff Williams
Racketearing	Racketeering	Jewellery made to match a tennis bracelet	Geoff Williams
Portoise/Torpoise	Porpoise/Tortoise	The varied results obtained from crossing a porpoise with a tortoise. Usually turns out to be a small heavy shelled playful amphibian that tends to sink rather easily leading to its extinction	Geoff Williams
Costumely	Contumely	Fully dressed and ready to go forth and insult someone	Geoff Williams
Conpoluted	Convoluted	Complicated ways to destroy the environment	Carole Marantz
Hipsomaniac	Dipsomaniac	Imbibe from hip flask	Carole Marantz
Mundance	Mundane	Waltz, basic 2 step	Carole Marantz
Harcrown	Harcrow	King of the Har-Hars - on this site :-)	Emile Ouellette
DeCampo	DelCampo	Ann has left the building (again)	Doug Langmead
Langmed	Langmead	Sedative advised for the judge of WPM Invitational 2021	Anne DelCampo
Langhead	Langmead	Doug’s dazzling dome	Anne DelCampo
Ouelletter	Ouellette	Junk mail from Emile	Mike Harcrow
Hike	Mike	To raise the bar for heaping humorous sarcasm upon fellow punsters :-)	Emile Ouellette
Harcrown	Harcrow	1. An honour bestowed annually on the person selected as the WPM man/woman of the year. 2. A Cockney corruption of the Ancient ( pre Euro) English word for a two shilling and sixpenny coin(Half a Crown )	Geoff Williams
Frigadier	Brigadier	A superlative icebox	Mike Harcrow
Vaudevillain	Vaudevillian	Gangsters with pithy banter, musical acts, and comedy routines	Mike Harcrow
Bestigial	Vestigial	Half the man I used to be	Jackin Yow
Leprose	Leprosy	An infectious writing style	Mike Harcrow
Curparks	Carparks	Leash hooks	Mike Harcrow
Puglist	Pugilist	A roster of dogs available for adoption at various SPCA branches throughout the country	Geoff Williams
Punslinger	Gunslinger	Someone capable of hurling epithets and sobriquebats with equal facility	Doug Langmead
Kincongruous	Incongruous	Black sheep of a family	Mike Harcrow
Flortillas	Flotillas + tortillas	Thin, buoyant flour cakes	Mike Harcrow
Timberdine	Timberline	Arboreal cuisine	Mike Harcrow
Mistache	Mustache	Faint traces of hair above upper lip	Carole Marantz
Preemitent	Preeminent	The rumbling buildup that comes before the eruption	Mike Harcrow
Stupendour	Stupendous	Incredible severity or sullenness	Mike Harcrow
Pestsilence	Pestilence	The calm before the plague of locusts	Geoff Williams & Gillian Winter
Curanus	Uranus	Doggy bum	Mike Harcrow
Shagzam	Shazam	An exclamation used to introduce extraordinary bedroom exploits	Mike Harcrow
Ripowste	Riposte	A counter comment with extra punch	Mike Harcrow
Plowerfully	Powerfully	Describing the potential of a corrupt government to overturn a nation	Mike Harcrow
Operambulent	Perambulent	One’s ability to sing louder than a full orchestra	Mike Harcrow
Congastion	Congestion	Attempts to relieve nasal blockage which result in flatulence	Mike Harcrow
Hindulgence	Indulgence	Gratification which goes against the tenets of a particular belief system	Mike Harcrow
Candlestink	Candlestick	The problem with bad wax	Mike Harcrow
Gloaf	Gloat	To boast of one’s laziness	Mike Harcrow
Rapier-m¢ch©	Papier-m¢ch©	A worthless short-sword	Mike Harcrow
Moisturdizer	Moisturizer	Fresh fertilizer	Mike Harcrow
Bonysuit	Bodysuit	A skeleton costume	Mike Harcrow
Frapp©l	Frapp©	The mess you leave when you fall from your climbing rope	Mike Harcrow
Foundness	Fondness	The state of being either recovered or discovered	Mike Harcrow
Taranutella	Tarantella	The wild, feverish dance performed as you open a new jar of chocolate-hazelnut spread...or when you’ve run out	Mike Harcrow
Botulisp	Botulism	Result of a bad botox injection	Mike Harcrow
Oktoberpest	Oktoberfest	Any of the critters that move into your home in anticipation of winter	Mike Harcrow
Convacation	Convocation	A prisoner’s leave	Mike Harcrow
Exfloratory	Exploratory	Working to determine ancient plant life	Mike Harcrow
Cubeiform	Cuneiform	An ancient language that used little squares to form words	Geoff Williams
Dexploratory	Exploratory	Thumbing through card catalogues or wandering the stacks	Mike Harcrow
Klipper	Kipper	A type of frozen fish that Ancient Phoenicians were reputed to have used to comb their hair	Geoff Williams
Wholiday	Holiday	A national day off celebrating someone we know nothing about	Mike Harcrow
Defunkt	Defunct	Feeling better	Mike Harcrow
Scarpity	Scarcity	One’s most immediate feeling when seeing healed wounds	Mike Harcrow
Silverward	Silverware	Senior-citizens floor at the hospital	Mike Harcrow
Pirankha	Piranha	A small, Nile River fish with extremely sharp teeth, alternatively revered and feared	Mike Harcrow
Javalins	Javelins	Coffee injections	Mike Harcrow
Pharisew	Pharisee	Seamstress for Jewish religious leaders	Mike Harcrow
Vikink	Viking	[1] A wrinkled marauder; [2] a specific bedroom roleplay	Mike Harcrow
Shotpot	Shotput	A clay target	Mike Harcrow
Spartacks	Spartacus	Nails illegally placed in boxing gloves	Mike Harcrow
Volevault	Polevault	Rodent jumping	Mike Harcrow
Barfstool	Barstool	The one no one sits in since "the incident"	Mike Harcrow
Wassage	Massage or passage	Formerly a fragrant shrub	Mike Harcrow
Begonging	Belonging	Striking a resonant metal plate	Mike Harcrow
Steeplechaise	Steeplechase	Hurdles and water hazards run in a one-horse buggy	Mike Harcrow
Kimosable	Kimosabe	A weasel sidekick’s heroic partner	Mike Harcrow
Wanterior	Anterior	Paleface	Mike Harcrow
Doghatcher	Dogcatcher	A bitch	Mike Harcrow
Oafmeal	Oatmeal	Lunk chow	Mike Harcrow
Fasticate	Masticate	To chew without eating	Mike Harcrow
Attictude	Attitude	Pride in one’s under-roof storage	Mike Harcrow
Attidude	Attitude	A self-aggrandising guy	Mike Harcrow
Pettinest	Pettiness	To dwell with inconsequential objects, attitudes, and activities	Mike Harcrow
Everish	Feverish	Somewhat eternal	Mike Harcrow
Pestivity	Festivity	Mosquitoes at your garden party	Mike Harcrow
Lippery	Slippery	Mouthing off	Mike Harcrow
Tombination	Combination	Burial	Mike Harcrow
Bananality	Banana + banality	[1] Preventing particularity; [2] bland buffoonery; [3] fruit where fruit should not be	Mike Harcrow
Colongne	Cologne	The smell of hydrochloric acid	Mike Harcrow
Changebling	Changeling	Jewelry options for a single outfit	Mike Harcrow
Disperson	Dispersion	Not datperson	Mike Harcrow
Arugala	Arugula	A salad party	Mike Harcrow
Siblimation	Sublimation	The act of bettering or disparaging a statement or achievement of a sibling.The intent is to make it disappear directly into vapor	Name Witheld
Kinkyjou	Kinkajou	An Israelite with strange fetishes	Geoff Williams
Heateronomy	Heteronomy	Warmth from an outside source; inability to generate one’s own warmth	Mike Harcrow
Sycophanky	Sycophancy	A worthwhile snotrag	Mike Harcrow
Wornpipe	Hornpipe	An indicator of the need for plumbing repairs	Mike Harcrow
Okraut	Okra	Mallow pod pickles	Mike Harcrow
Flowerbeads	Flowerbeds	Floral bling	Mike Harcrow
Transatanic	Transatlantic	Beyond hell	Mike Harcrow
Scupidity	Cupidity	Twisted avarice	Doug Langmead
Scupidity	Stupidity	Putting greed before happiness.	Doug Langmead
Pestimony	Testimony	Annoying declarations	Carole Marantz
Sipilant	Sibilant	Hissing sound from drinking with a straw.	Carole Marantz
Fantonyms	Antonyms	Fanatical views	Carole Marantz
Mulliner	Milliner	[1] Maker of spice mead; [2] one who considers things but doesn’t do them	Mike Harcrow
Cordialley	Cordially	A not-unpleasant backstreet	Mike Harcrow
Bunencumbered	Unencumbered	Too much bread on the sandwich	Mike Harcrow
Emancipasted	Emancipated	Unglued	Mike Harcrow
Pentacoastal	Pentecostal	Glossolalia on the beach	Mike Harcrow
Banggusters	Gangbusters	The little plumes of smoke emitted from the muzzle of a gun or cannon immediately after a shot has been fired	Mike Harcrow
Pollyphonic	Polyphonic	Parrot pronunciation	Mike Harcrow
Mizzeria	Pizzeria	Indigestion after Italian food	Mike Harcrow
Flimflame	Flimflam	Fake fire	Mike Harcrow
Pregipitation	Precipitation	A swindler’s plans	Mike Harcrow
Organumb	Organum	The sensation you get when listening to too much Gregorian chant	Mike Harcrow
Flurch	Flirt	A lunging attempt at flirting, usually by someone who is drunk	Veronica Merriman
Comedye	Comedy	Funny colorants	Doug Langmead
Poodlebug	Doodlebug	An insect with a scaly exoskeleton, long pincers, and round tufts of hair on its ankles	Mike Harcrow
Phenomanon	Phenomenon	An occurrence that will arrive presently	Anne DelCampo
Hogemony	Hegemony	A celebration of Scottish world domination. All those not wearing a kilt were kilt.	Doug Langmead
Acornucopia	Cornucopia	What you get when you plant a great many oak trees	Anne DelCampo
Rectumtude	Rectitude	Rump rightness	Mike Harcrow
Gunfurl	Unfurl	Response of an inflatable rifle or pistol when air pressure is introduced internally	Mike Harcrow
Caplet	Capulet	During the long running feud between the Montagues and the Capulets it was standard practice for the losing side to take a pocketful of nerve pills into battle	Geoff Williams
Brestseller	Bestseller	The latest sensational book by Jackie Collins	Geoff Williams
Barbership	Barbershop	Haircuts at sea	Mike Harcrow
Exquisit	Exquisite	A really pretty chair	Mike Harcrow
Circustry	Circuitry	Audition for a three-rings act	Mike Harcrow
Teethpick	Toothpick	Does all your choppers in one pass	Emile Ouellette
Dentice	Entice	The allure of a good orthodontist	Doug Langmead
Sexhume	Exhume	Resurrect a long buried love life	Anne DelCampo
Yoduel	Yodel	The annual alpine singing competition	Anne DelCampo
Toylette	Toilette	Makeup that makes you look flushed	Doug Langmead
Toylet	Toilet	A crappy miniature play-thing	Doug Langmead
Zonet	Zone	An area of seven rhyming couplets or one iambic pentameter	Doug Langmead
Stewl	Stew	A three-legged steaming turd	Doug Langmead
Puttery	Pottery or buttery or putter	The act of looking busy while accomplishing very little	Mike Harcrow
Umpirical	Empirical	A referee’s reasoning for a decision or call	Mike Harcrow
Soapbot	Soapbox	A dishwashing automaton	Mike Harcrow
Bloviatinge	Bloviating	On the verge of a pompous diatribe	Mike Harcrow
Grimance	Grimace	An unpromising courtship	Mike Harcrow
Understoop	Understood	[1] To underestimate the height of a doorway; [2] below the porch	Mike Harcrow
Ventilater	Ventilator	Ordering a large Latte from Starbucks for future delivery	Geoff Williams
Errorist	Terrorist	A ham handed suicide bomber who sets off his device while trying to strap it on	Geoff Williams
Llemma	Lemma / Proposition	A propo-spit-on that has taken on a life of its own.	Doug Langmead
Customes	Customs	Autobiographies of border guards	Geoff Williams
Bangst	Angst	Fear of having a bomb dropped on you	Geoff Williams
Plankster	Prankster	A pirate captain who loves to play jokes on his crew	Geoff Williams
E-Quarry	Equerry	A site for stone masons to check on the materials available at any time	Geoff Williams
Battic	Attic	Something that’s dyed in the loft	Doug Langmead
Foundnation	Foundation	America, for one	Mike Harcrow
Malagropism	Malapropism	Inappropriate touching	Carole Marantz
"Tum"brage	Umbrage	Anti-acids for being offended	Carole Marantz
Brainwasp	Brainwash	The annoying buzz in one’s head	Mike Harcrow
Truculend	Truculent	Loaning out one’s vitriol	Mike Harcrow
Punflappable	Unflappable	Enduring criticism for wordplay	Mike Harcrow
Pensemble	Ensemble	A group of authors or sketch artists	Mike Harcrow
Reeduction	Reeducation or reduction	The gradual disappearance of stalk plants from wetlands	Mike Harcrow
Vivacuous	Vivacious	A blonde	Mike Harcrow
Gregarioes	Gregarious	A convivial, ring-shaped cereal	Mike Harcrow
Apacity	Capacity	Primate ability	Mike Harcrow
Flawn	Flan + lawn	Grass custard	Mike Harcrow
Kintestines	Intestines	Organ sometimes shared by Siamese twins	Mike Harcrow
Crumsy	Clumsy	Being unable to consume bread without strewing oneself and one’s surroundings with crumbs.	Grayson Wrigley
Carivore	Carnivore	Metal and trash compactors at junk yards, specifically the one from The Brave Little Toaster.	Grayson Wrigley
Mailstorm	Hailstorm	Postal truck accident in heavy winds	Mike Harcrow
Sassafray	Sassafras	To mouth off at or in a skirmish; a particularly lippy confrontation	Mike Harcrow
Saxofras	Sassafras + saxophone	An aromatic reed instrument that isn’t much good for either jazz or tea	Mike Harcrow
Accupants	Occupants	The ability to walk into a mens tailor shop and pick a pair of trousers off the rack that fit instantly to perfection	Geoff Williams
Goosedstep	Goosestep	A trick played by Nazi soldiers on rookies while marching in their distinctive style	Geoff Williams
Bathsphere	Bathysphere	A globe shaped tablet of soap on a rope	Geoff Williams
Hoppodrome	Hippodrome	Where rabbit races are held	Mike Harcrow
Definery	Refinery	WPM Invitational	Mike Harcrow
Discovert	Discovery	On stake-out disguised as John Travolta	Mike Harcrow
Fudget	Budget	A budget that is hastily prepared and is based on incomplete information and guesstimates.	Kim Wright
Stewpeat	Stewmeat	Marsh mush	Mike Harcrow
Picadune	Picayune	A little sand hill	Mike Harcrow
Dozenage	Cozenage	[1] Pretending to be asleep; [2] one short of twelve	Mike Harcrow
Bamboozlex	Bamboozle	Definitions on WPM Invitational	Mike Harcrow
Wagnitude	Magnitude	The broadest measurable swing of a dog’s tail	Mike Harcrow
Flatbeau	Flambeau	When her boyfriend was involved in a tragic steamroller accident	Mike Harcrow
Fistimuffs	Fisticuffs	Terrible boxing skills	Mike Harcrow
Gamloge	Gamboge	Orange seats in mezzanine theater section	Carole Marantz
Malseasance	Malfeasance	Wrongful acts during specific times of the year.	Carole Marantz
Stewp	Stew	Soup made from leftover stew	Kim Wright
Mushles	Muscles	What your muscles become when you don’t work out	Kim Wright
Goldmien	Goldmine	The Midas Touch	Doug Langmead
Intermittens	Intermittent	Hand coverings for burial	Mike Harcrow
Flonce	Flounce	A single sashay step	Mike Harcrow
Wickit	Wicket	[1] A small gate from IKEA; [2] adding twine to a candle	Mike Harcrow
Quexotic	Quixotic	Irrationally alluring	Mike Harcrow
Phantasmagoricalf	Phantasmagorical	[1] A otherworldly bovine baby; [2] when an apparition suddenly moos at you	Mike Harcrow
Waraclete	Paraclete	A mercenary	Mike Harcrow
Shanky-panky	Hanky-panky	Blade play	Mike Harcrow
Refinnery	Refinery	Reattachment surgery for fish	Mike Harcrow
Descendink	Descending	Runny print tint	Mike Harcrow
Bentatonic scale	Pentatonic scale	A musical sequence of notes so flexible that no one knows how many pitches it contains or how to create harmony from it	Mike Harcrow
Puntatonic scale	Pentatonic scale	The one where you look at the key signature, close your eyes, and pray	Mike Harcrow
Scum	Scrum	Sixteen men, all in a heap - a collapsed scrum	Doug Langmead
Betizen	Netizen	Addicted online gambler	Carole Marantz
Sodiac	Zodiac	One addicted to drinking soda	Carole Marantz
Turdid	Turgid	A past poop	Mike Harcrow
Guidunce	Guidance	A poor tour leader	Mike Harcrow
Philharmonica	Philharmonic	A concert mouth organ	Mike Harcrow
Partnidge	Partridge	A crossbred gnat	Mike Harcrow
Acteria	Bacteria	Thespian wannabes	Mike Harcrow
Asphynxiation	Asphyxiation	[1] A wildcat gasping for air; [2] blasting the nose off a large cat statue in Giza	Mike Harcrow
Baristar	Barista	Expert espresso puller	Mike Harcrow
Psychiatryst	Psychiatrist	[1] When a therapist oversteps his/her professional boundaries; [2] meetings with your imaginary lover	Mike Harcrow
Touellette	Ouellette	A pre-packaged, pre-moistened tissue with which one may wash his hands of trifling abuses to his name...or of barbecue sauce	Mike Harcrow
Escarnot	Escargot	Counterfeit snails	Carole Marantz
Numbrage	Umbrage	Oblivious to any and all affronts	Carole Marantz
Vactoids	Factoids	Misinformation about Covid 19 vaccines	Carole Marantz
Palivate	Salivate	Hang out with friends	Carole Marantz
Techaos	Technos	Your typical IT Department boffin and his work results	Doug Langmead
Chassism	Chassis + classism	A biased categorization of undercarriages	Mike Harcrow
Abdominable	Abominable + abdominal	Disgusting guts (one might say "disgutsting")	Mike Harcrow
Shock absorbets	Shock absorbers	[1] Frozen suspension; [2] an unexpected ice cream flavor	Mike Harcrow
Lackaging	Packaging	Peter Pan	Mike Harcrow
Flexography	Lexography	Doing calisthenics while compiling a dictionary	Mike Harcrow
Senaile	Senile	A very elderly gastropod	Geoff Williams
Rhiostat	Rheostat	A device used in homes in a Brazilian city to control the temperature	Geoff Williams
Yuccatan	Yucatan	Protection against the hot Mexican sun achieved by siting in the shade of a large cactus	Geoff Williams
Posthumouse	Posthumous	Eradicating a rodent you thought you had already eliminated	Mary E. Quigley
Snubservient	Subservient	Disdainful deference	Mike Harcrow
Showbroom	Showroom	The sweeping tool you bring out only when you have guests	Mike Harcrow
Jambush	Ambush	A shrub of overripe berries	Mike Harcrow
Mushwhack	Bushwhack	Food fight with mashed potatoes and oatmeal	Mike Harcrow
Rangst	Angst	Morning upset caused by the sounding of one’s alarm	Mike Harcrow
Dishdain	Disdain	A universal hatred of cleaning up after a meal	Mike Harcrow
Gintolerance	Intolerance	Possessing a leather liver	Mike Harcrow
Toolerance	Tolerance	The ability to refrain from cursing and maniacal gyrations when you drop a hammer on your foot	Mike Harcrow
Panking	Spanking	A master chef	Mike Harcrow
Slapling	Slapping + sapling	A young tree that whacks you in the face as you trek through woodland undergrowth	Mike Harcrow
Horizontam	Horizontal	A poorly worn beret	Mike Harcrow
Vocawulary	Vocabulary	Language content of blackbird calls	Mike Harcrow
Sinderella	Cinderella	When the orphan girl is the bad one	Mike Harcrow
Wazzle	Dazzle	Former flashiness	Mike Harcrow
Trilliant	Brilliant	A flautist with a twitchy finger	Mike Harcrow
Lostentatious	Ostentatious	Flamboyance on a desert island	Mike Harcrow
Speckious	Specious	Spurious spots	Mike Harcrow
Harcrow	Harken	Lots to caw about :-)	Emile Ouellette
Fuselag	Fuselage	One reason why Flights are delayed	Anne DelCampo
Pockstrap	Jockstrap	A pimple bra	Mike Harcrow
Saberdashery	Haberdashery	Specialty shop for cavalry, swashbucklers, and Star Wars characters	Mike Harcrow
Capstore	Capstone	Millinery	Mike Harcrow
Hercurial	Mercurial	Performing the twelve labors in an excessively animated and erratic manner	Mike Harcrow
Spicies	Species + spices	Genera of aromatics	Mike Harcrow
Interiority	Inferiority + interior	The virtues of being a hermit	Mike Harcrow
Polkadote	Polkadot	Folk-dance mom	Mike Harcrow
Pattails	Cattails	What can get a guy slapped	Mike Harcrow
Lashmob	Flashmob	Models backstage	Mike Harcrow
Forkible	Forcible	Able to be eaten with flatware other than a spoon	Mike Harcrow
Mingularity	Singularity	One’s special ability to talk with everyone at a party	Mike Harcrow
Harmonice	Harmonize	Mugging on a skating rink	Mike Harcrow
Blabbergasted	Flabbergasted	Stunned by the incessant, mindless yap of your buddy’s new girlfriend	Mike Harcrow
Pulberry	Mulberry	Best way to acquire and taste fruit	Carole Marantz
Insnubordinate	Insubordinate	Scornful disobedience	Carole Marantz
Slothario	Lothario	Lazy seducer of women	Carole Marantz
Necarious	Nefarious	Thoughtful villain	Carole Marantz
Francphone	Francophone	A cheap method of communication in France in the pre-Euro years	Geoff Williams
Mengender	Engender	Men	Geoff Williams
Grandary	Granary	A wheat storage operation run by senior citizens	Geoff Williams
Squandary	Quandary	Wasting good opportunities to escape from a difficult situation	Geoff Williams
Mulltipple	Multiple	A warmed wine drink for winter time	Geoff Williams
Troph	Trophy	A gutter that can only hold a cup	Doug Langmead
Pitiabule	Pitiable	A tiny, toothless terrier, more cow than bull, that wouldn’t harm a fly	Doug Langmead
Traumattic	Traumatic	[1] The scary storage place above the top floor of a house; [2] experiences had therein	Mike Harcrow
Gurgatory	Purgatory	Suffering one’s wattle	Mike Harcrow
Conscentration	Concentration	Focusing on a particular odor	Mike Harcrow
Hexchequer	Exchequer	[1] Storehouse of spells; [2] one who reviews potions and incantations	Mike Harcrow
Tangone	Tango	Pale again	Mike Harcrow
Chorehouse	Whorehouse	A barn	Mike Harcrow
Prigory	Priory	A nunnery for the self-righteous	Mike Harcrow
Coindexter	Poindexter	An astute but dull banker	Mike Harcrow
Chocolater	Chocolatier	The candy bars you hide for another time	Mike Harcrow
Brasilient	Resilient	An Ipanema tan	Mike Harcrow
Wagical	Magical	Dog’s show of devotion	Carole Marantz
Megregious	Egregious	Appalling self absorption	Carole Marantz
Teutered	Neutered	Received wisdom on a DIY vasectomy?	Jackin Yow
Icarious	Vicarious	A rapid loss of faith in the reliability of waxed wings when flying towards the sun	Doug Langmead
Pumpgin	Pumpkin	A liquor siphoning process	Mike Harcrow
Shearmint	Spearmint	Cutting aromatic herbs	Mike Harcrow
A carpella	A capella	To be performed without a certain very bony fish	Mike Harcrow
Cuddlefish	Cuttlefish	Finny, scaly, underwater lovebirds	Mike Harcrow
Broulala	Brouhaha + oolala	When pretty girls fight	Mike Harcrow
Flackering	Flickering	The progress of an altercation	Mike Harcrow
Aunted	Haunted	When a parent has many sisters	Mike Harcrow
Elephantiny	Elephantine	A newborn pachyderm, comparatively	Mike Harcrow
Killboard	Billboard	Trap door on a gallows	Mike Harcrow
Tree-shirt	Tee-shirt	Bark	Mike Harcrow
Frontmaw	Frontman	Exceptionally yappy organizational representative	Mike Harcrow
Globtrotter	Globetrotter	One who stomps wine grapes	Mike Harcrow
Geight	Eight	The deportment of an octopus walking on tiptoes	Doug Langmead
Polate	Polite	Thoughtfully tardy	Anne DelCampo
Amunificence	Munificence	The NRAA’s lavish generosity to lobbyists	Anne DelCampo
Comatoes	Comatose	It’s what happens when you sit on your legs too long	Anne DelCampo
Teutered	Neutered	Received wisdom on a DIY vasectomy?	JackinYOW
Niceland	Iceland	A large island full of lovely people	Geoff Williams
Benign	Benin	Another country full of nice people	Geoff Williams
Inadmassibility	Inadmissibility	Excommunicated	Geoff Williams
Placebus	Placebos	Substitute for usual motor coach	Carole Marantz
Apostracy	Apostacy	Raunchy renunciations.	Carole Marantz
Pregarious	Gregarious	Psyching up prior to socializing	Carole Marantz
Jokeness	Wokeness	Insensitive, demeaning "humor" about inequalities	Carole Marantz
Squadrone	Squadron	A formation of robotic aircraft	Mike Harcrow
Refuselage	Fuselage	A trashy chassis	Mike Harcrow
Minimalisma	Minimalism + melisma	Using the same florid melodic figures repeatedly with little or no alteration	Mike Harcrow
Rarallelism	Parallelism	Unusual or unexpected equivalence; exceptional conformity	Mike Harcrow
Oofline	Roofline	Tug-of-war	Mike Harcrow
Paragony	Paragon	A champion sufferer	Mike Harcrow
Subling	Sibling	[1] The non-dominant brother or sister; [2] paste jewelry	Mike Harcrow
Unpalacable	Unpalatable	Queen Elizabeth determines that Prince Andrew has overstepped the boundaries of royal conduct and bans him from Buckingham Palace	Geoff Williams
Absteamious	Abstemious	Deciding never to use Turkish Baths again	Geoff Williams
Refringerator	Refrigerator	A new process for re-growing lost hair wherein one places ones head in a refrigerator for lengthy periods	Geoff Williams
Convacation	Convocation	Parole	Geoff Williams
Styrup	Syrup	Sticky stuff used by horsemen to stop their feet from sliding out of those things that hang down from the saddle	Geoff Williams
Castgate	Castigate	Back entrance to the theatre	Geoff Williams
Rapouzel	Rapunzel	Scoop Dogg	Mike Harcrow
Painslaking	Painstaking	Poorly-made cactus cooler	Mike Harcrow
Crockodile	Crocodile	A porcelain lizard	Mike Harcrow
Chement	Cement	Test-tube concrete	Doug Langmead
Marching bland	Marching band	Uninteresting musical unit in a parade or half-time show	Mike Harcrow
Showhorn	Shoehorn	Usually a saxophone or a trumpet	Mike Harcrow
Confluenza	Confluence + Influenza	When two or more viral strains merge	Mike Harcrow
Floccidental	Occidental	Hairy Europeans	Mike Harcrow
Limperious	Imperious	Attitude of a haughty hobbler	Mike Harcrow
Spughetti	Spaghetti	Pasta for flat-face dog breeds	Mike Harcrow
Coneformity	Conformity	Brass-instrument bell builder standards and practices	Mike Harcrow
Hurdy-curdy	Hurdy-gurdy	A medieval wheel-driven harmonic instrument which simultaneously churns butter	Mike Harcrow
Nexercising	Exercising	Giraffe workout	Emile Ouellette
Skuatter	Squatter	A dumpy albatross	Doug Langmead
Pantonyms	Antonyms	Shortness of breath syndrome.	Carole Marantz
Rhetoxic	Rhetoric	Hateful talk!	Carole Marantz
Shyperbole	Hyperbole	Less inclined to make exaggerated claims.	Carole Marantz
Duskers	Buskers	Street entertainers enjoying the period prior to day end.	Carole Marantz
Impertubable	Imperturbable	A confident bass brass musician	Mike Harcrow
Hoardwalk	Boardwalk	The careful mincing through one’s collection-crowded home	Mike Harcrow
Scramptious	Scrumptious	A stolen pie	Mike Harcrow
Academice	Academic	Rodents in college walls	Mike Harcrow
Counterintelligents	Counterintelligence	Smart guys at the bar	Mike Harcrow
Instanity	Insanity	A state of constant readiness	Mike Harcrow
Wheresy	Heresy	Claims that opposing opinions never existed.	Carole Marantz
Zoomsday	Doomsday	Glee on accessing business meetings, funeral memorials, family events, classroom learning via your computer, tablet or cell phone.	Carole Marantz
Barboretum	Arboretum	Upscale name for barber school.	Carole Marantz
Cantonyms	Antonyms	Those who see "glasses half empty".	Carole Marantz
Buofancy	Buoyancy	Floating with panache	Mike Harcrow
Elocautionary	Elocutionary	Reading disaster warnings with character	Mike Harcrow
Lectionairy	Lectionary	Light liturgical readings	Mike Harcrow
Lioned	Lined	A tiger of a different stripe	Doug Langmead
Aperitiff	Aperitif	What precedes make-up sex	Mike Harcrow
Corobberator	Corroborator	A thief’s alibi	Mike Harcrow
Sisproportionately	Disproportionately	When one’s female sibling gets all the good stuff	Mike Harcrow
Counterfit	Counterfeit	Behavior of a toddler in a supermarket [see also aislefit, dairyfit, delifit, and frozenfoodsectionfit]	Mike Harcrow
Instanity	Insanity	A state of constant readiness	Mike Harcrow
Hunanitarian	Humanitarian	A Chinese philanthropist	Mike Harcrow
Hobsnail	Hobnail	Studded escargot	Mike Harcrow
Crumplead	Crumpled	To beg from a fetal position	Mike Harcrow
O’stentatious	Ostentatious	An overdressed Irishman	Geoff Williams
Vendette	Vendetta	A nominal or insignificant grudge	Mike Harcrow
Bitterfly	Butterfly	An annoying insect with a vendetta	Mike Harcrow
Picklint	Pickling	A common cause of unraveling	Mike Harcrow
Xerograppa	Xerography	Provincial brandy produced on a copy machine	Mike Harcrow
Frenchant	Trenchant	Fourmi	Geoff Williams
Screwbill	Screwball	Payment for an orgy	Geoff Williams
Disinfacting	Disinfecting	The process of embarrassing or politically incorrect information from the public record. Stating the opposite of the facts. The Black experience in the USA is being disinfacted. Synonym ’ - See; lie.	Mark Fischer
Scrapt	Script	A rejected scenario for a movie	Geoff Williams
Mailcontent	Malcontent	Steaming open your neighbour’s mail before returning it to his mailbox	Geoff Williams
Marsoupial	Marsupial	Bisque de Kangaroo	Geoff Williams
Blataunt	Blatant	No attempt whatsoever to couch mockery in compliments, humor, or sarcasm	Mike Harcrow
Solipshod	Slipshod	Believing that one’s shoes are the only real footwear in existence.	Daniel Walton
Pompadoor	Pompadour	A large, decorative molding over an entryway in the form of a wave or a scroll	Mike Harcrow
Prigate	Frigate	A self-righteous cruiser	Mike Harcrow
Coramorant	Cormorant	A seabird’s love interest	Mike Harcrow
Pontiffin	Pontiff	A papal snack	Mike Harcrow
Shotgum	Shotgun	Oral propulsion of one’s chicle	Mike Harcrow
Puffycat	Pussycat	[1] An overfed feline; [2] a cat in the dryer	Mike Harcrow
Sphericalm	Spherical	How one feels when he finally hears the cosmic music	Mike Harcrow
Puncturation	Punctuation	Periods and other grammatical separation markers pressed overly heavily into the page by the writer	Mike Harcrow
Convacculations	Congratulations	Had both doses!	Lorien
Jaritone	Baritone	Male voice part of one who can’t carry a tune in a container	Mike Harcrow
Elementarry	Elementary	[1] Failing one or more grades in grammar school; [2] how upstate New Yorkers pronounce "elementary"	Mike Harcrow
Polyglop	Polyglot	Speaking several languages but unable to keep them separated	Mike Harcrow
Pollyglot	Polyglot	A multi-lingual parrot	Mike Harcrow
Necktureen	Nectarine	Nape stew	Mike Harcrow
Exemplump	Exemplum	A fine fat one	Mike Harcrow
Seweb	Sewer	Spider in the pipes	Mike Harcrow
Troubleshouter	Troubleshooter	A watchman	Mike Harcrow
Rantonyms	Antonyms	Denials, complaints,expletives!!	Carole Marantz
Verbivore	Herbivore	Action word user.	Carole Marantz
Fournaments	Tournaments	Quartets’ competitions.	Carole Marantz
Bermatology	Dermatology	Study of barriers, natural and manmade.	Carole Marantz
Labnormality	Abnormality	An experiment gone wrong	Mike Harcrow
Bankzai	Banzai	The battle cry of tellers	Mike Harcrow
Parchival	Archival	Pertaining to a dry, dusty library	Mike Harcrow
Castroenteritis	Gastroenteritis	How Cubans suffer	Mike Harcrow
Champacne	Champagne	Effervescent pimples	Mike Harcrow
Picadill	Picadillo	A version of a traditional Spanish stew containing brined cucumbers	Mike Harcrow
Palamity	Calamity	Attitude towards one’s BFF	Mike Harcrow
Sporky	Spooky	Spirit swine; pork poltergeist; banshee bacon	Mike Harcrow
Illogicalm	Illogical	Ability to maintain one’s composure even though events are contrary to reason	Mike Harcrow
Gas de deux	Pas de deux	When both ballerina and danseur had burritos before the performance	Mike Harcrow
Burlapel	Burlap	A coarse collar	Mike Harcrow
Draken	Kraken	Giant mythological duck that is the supposed source of whirlpools in civic ponds	Mike Harcrow
Karawoke	Karaoke	Activist sing-along tracks	Mike Harcrow
Gargantuna	Gargantuan	"The Tuna That Ate Jaws"	Mike Harcrow
Bonafire	Bona fide + bonfire	Hell	Mike Harcrow
Semigre	Émigré	Someone who would as soon be somewhere else as breathe. An aspiring self-exhile.	Doug Langmead
Horridor	Corridor	Unsafe passage	Doug Langmead
Beanefit	Benefit	The melodious quality of the “musical fruit.	Anne DelCampo
Gambaldos	Gambados	Stirrups or leggings for the hairless	Mike Harcrow
Pacifry	Pacify	To cook chicken in oil as a peace offering to an upset spouse	Mike Harcrow
Glassification	Classification	Heating silica	Mike Harcrow
Mustark	Mustard	Twelfth letter of the Greek alphabet sans serif	Mike Harcrow
Meteoroptogist	Meteorologist	Whether man	Mike Harcrow
Raspbenny	Raspberry	Fruit-flavored amphetamine	Mike Harcrow
Castleg	Castle	The broken limb, after plaster	Mike Harcrow
Techpology	Technology	AI Error - 404 - No Knowledge available - Please Teach Me Pleeeeeease! Human - apologies for any technological glitches resulting from the lack of knowledge acquired to perform required AI tasks	The Lateralist
Journap	Journal	Daily doze	Mike Harcrow
Sheology	Theology	Feminist religious studies	Mike Harcrow
Laylight	Daylight	A lamp on the nightstand	Mike Harcrow
Barbelle	Barbell	A debutante with her first cocktail	Mike Harcrow
Stupefry	Stupefy	Mindless kitchen work at fast-food joints	Mike Harcrow
Rheumyr	Rheumy	Eye-watering gossip	Doug Langmead
Clochet	Crochet	A knitted hat	Mike Harcrow
Igmore	Ignore	When your spouse’s silent treatment goes longer than normal	Mike Harcrow
Grination	Urination	A smiley people	Mike Harcrow
Cindergarten	Kindergarten	The first level of education for aspiring firefighters	Daniel Walton
Ridicure	Ridicule	Laughter used as the best medicine	Daniel Walton
Platinumb	Platinum	A condition suffered by wait persons who grip the dishes too hard when serving customers-causing a loss of feeling in the hand and the subsequent dropping of the plate.	Geoff Williams
Dipso Facto	Ipso Facto	Acknowledging ones alcoholism by attending AA meetings	Geoff Williams
Legature	Ligature	A politician who is tied to his/her work	Geoff Williams
Atomobile	Automobile	Transportation around molecules and compounds	Emile Ouellette
Vextile	Textile	A very itchy or otherwise uncomfortable article of clothing, such as a wool turtleneck.	Laura Walton
Hydropornic	Hydroponic	Of or similar to erotic media involving a swimming pool	Daniel Walton
Matrimorial	Matrimonial	The celebration of one’s wedding anniversary	Daniel Walton
Moshroom	MUshroom	A punk rock performance venue	Daniel Walton
Trespasting	Trespassing	The act of gluing promotional flyers on forbidden surfaces	Daniel Walton
Gubernatoriale	Gubernatorial	The celebratory beer traditionally served to winners of statewide political office	Daniel Walton
Pratitude	Gratitude	Going on and on about how thankful you are	Mike Harcrow
Macacas	Maracas	A pair of poop rattles	Mike Harcrow
Signaturf	Signature	A designer lawn	Mike Harcrow
Tributart	Tributary	Side-streetwalker	Mike Harcrow
Refleshing	Refreshing	Filleting the fillet	Mike Harcrow
Beditorialize	Editorialize	Highly-opinionated pillow talk	Mike Harcrow
Screeshot	Screenshot	Using a rockslide to launch oneself back down the mountain	Mike Harcrow
Rocketchip	Rocketship	[1] Bits of a spaceship’s heat shield; [2] a crack in the windshield of a spaceship	Mike Harcrow
Barbling	Babbling	A tiny thorn	Mike Harcrow
Divinite	Divinity	Underling or trainee at a monastery	Mike Harcrow
Amadon	Amazon	A large, aggressive man	Mike Harcrow
Offeartory	Offertory	A contribution to the collection plate in a Catholic Mass made out of a worry of going to Hell	Daniel Walton
Biclameral	Bicameral	Having, consisting of, or based on two distinct types of shellfish	Daniel Walton
Polycamorous	Polyamorous	The condition of owning too many picture-taking devices	Daniel Walton
Hindslight	Hindsight	An excellent insult one thinks of after an argument	Daniel Walton
Consfirmation	Confirmation	A physical exercise program for prisoners.	Sue Ann Connaughton
Sobpoenaed	Subpoenaed	Tearful testimony	Carole Marantz
Tantastic	Fantastic	Sun worshiper	Carole Marantz
Multifly	Multiply	Several flight connections	Carole Marantz
Swappy	Swampy	French kissing	Mike Harcrow
Superheron	Superhero	A bittern with a cape	Mike Harcrow
Permatozoa	Spermatozoa	Gamete with a nice curl	Mike Harcrow
Riverbred	Riverbed	How many freshwater creatures come to be	Mike Harcrow
Hersuasiveness	Persuasiveness	A wife’s prerogative	Mike Harcrow
Dermanence	Permanence	The state of having skin	Mike Harcrow
Inconclusnively	Inconclusively	Uncertain if someone is whining or not	Mike Harcrow
Adenturer	Adventurer	A specialist in false teeth	Mike Harcrow
Grassay	Grassy	Examination of a lawn	Mike Harcrow
Negligeezer	Negligee	An old cross-dresser in a light, sheer gown	Mike Harcrow
Negligeek	Negligee	A nerdy nightie	Mike Harcrow
Pleistoscene	Pleistocene	A museum diorama depicting an ice-age event	Mike Harcrow
Screentriter	Screenwriter	Descriptive of most current sitcoms whose scripts are generally rewrites from the days of early television	Mike Harcrow
Enematographer	Cinematographer	One of the more undesirable jobs as a cameraman	Mike Harcrow
Doormancy	Dormancy	One’s tenure as an attendant for the entrance of a building	Mike Harcrow
Barmode	Barcode	Headed to happy hour	Mike Harcrow
Phonytail	Ponytail	Hair extensions	Mike Harcrow
Baah	Baa + aah	Bleating open-mouthed	Mike Harcrow
Hybrides	Hebrides	The mixed and merry cultures found on the islands off Scotland	Anne DelCampo
Backarat	Baccarat	A gang member standing up for a buddy who is a police informer	Geoff Williams
Camposition	Composition	The best place to pitch your tent	Geoff Williams
Canoeodling	Canoeing	Making out in a small watercraft	Geoff Williams
Drumbfounded	Dumbfounded	The title of the autobiography oh Aloysius Tympany who invented the first drum and his reaction to the furore it caused on publication	Geoff Williams
Parasliding	Paragliding	Ice skating with aerial aid	Mike Harcrow
Sockwet	Socket	A cause of foot fungus	Mike Harcrow
Aluminus	Aluminum	An alloy without aluminum	Mike Harcrow
Scourageous	Courageous	A really great cleaning service	Mike Harcrow
Disembowl	Disembowel	To eat all the cereal	Mike Harcrow
Brangers	Bangers	[1] Mercenaries for the Texas mounted police; [2] bearers of gifts in the American deep south	Mike Harcrow
Shemist	Chemist	The hairspray fog that lingers in the bathroom when your wife is finally ready to go	Mike Harcrow
Old-digger	Gold-digger	An aged miner	Mike Harcrow
Barlea	Barley	The field behind the tavern	Mike Harcrow
Offervescent	Effervescent	A really good deal	Mike Harcrow
Flippertygiblet	Flippertygibbet	A new way of cooking turkey innards	Geoff Williams
Skullbuggery	Skullduggery	A curious sexual proclivity	Anne DelCampo
Bosculation	Osculation	Honing your kissing technique by smooching a pear	Anne DelCampo
Herringbane	Herringbone	Plaids	Anne DelCampo
Dinimize	Minimize	Reduce noise	Carole Marantz
Insagnificant	Insignificant	Aged person looking less "droopy".	Carole Marantz
Tankruptcy	Bankruptcy	Total financial demise !!!!	Carole Marantz
Wars of the Doses	Wars of the Roses	An uncivil series of skirmishes where the Roundheads insist on being Cavalier and only the unvaccinated die	Doug Langmead
Candals	Vandals	A Germanic tribe who were at one time associated with the Romans, It is thought that their partnership may have originated the term Roman Candals and this was later corrupted to read "Roman Candles" which were used to celebrate victories. An alternate theory links them to the Sandals Resorts but this has been virtually disproved by archaeologists,	Geoff Williams
Wrent	Wren	Famous British architect and builder invents a new way to get money from leasing out his buildings	Geoff Williams
Conkniving	Conniving	Serious incident in Folsom Prison	Geoff Williams
Happopotamus	Hippopotamus	A large aquatic mammal that spends much of its time grinning	Geoff Williams
Clovid	Covid	A virulent disease that attacks deer	Geoff Williams
Insuracne	Insurance	The guarantee that you’ll get a zit before a first date	Mike Harcrow
Mojogamy	Monogamy	The attraction of one who is married	Mike Harcrow
Lesolution	Resolution	Proper voice-leading from the lowered 6th scale degree to the fifth scale degree	Mike Harcrow
Acknotledgement	Acknowledgement	To agree or promise with your fingers crossed behind your back	Mike Harcrow
Dupplicate	Supplicate / duplicate	To ask twice	Mike Harcrow
Mortarbard	Mortarboard	A singing mason	Mike Harcrow
Walrush	Walrus	[1] The race among giant tusked seals to find a mate; [2] results of a blue-light special at America’s largest brick-and-mortar retailer	Mike Harcrow
Tertiara	Tertiary	Runner-up to the runner-up in a beauty contest	Mike Harcrow
O’Lympian	Olympian	An Irish Olympic runner who pulled a muscle and dropped out of his race	Geoff Williams
Slynx	Lynx	A carnivore that tracks its prey by sliding on its stomach very slowly	Geoff Williams
Rhonoceros	Rhinoceros	This large mammal surprises people by resurfacing in a European river	Geoff Williams
Hurtledove	Turtledove	An unlikely bird sets a new world record for the speed of its dive.	Geoff Williams
Vigilatte	Vigilante	On the lookout for good coffee	Mike Harcrow
Clarinettryst	Clarinettist	A secret meeting of single-reed players	Mike Harcrow
Crinklex	Crinkle	A reference book with scrunched or wadded pages	Mike Harcrow
Takini	Tahini	Skimpy swimwear made of sesame leaves	Mike Harcrow
Cacaroon	Macaroon	A meringue cookie with suspect contents	Mike Harcrow
Gingerbreed	Gingerbread	A family of red-heads	Mike Harcrow
Bufferscotch	Butterscotch	A muscular guy in a kilt	Mike Harcrow
Bomberm	Bomber	Earthen missile defense	Mike Harcrow
Bluestery	Blustery	Sad and talking too much about it	Mike Harcrow
Rushians	Russians	Soviet sprinters	Doug Langmead
Fournication	Fornication	Menage a quatre	Geoff Williams
Parentthesis	Parenthesis	Getting your doctorate while you are looking after the baby	Geoff Williams
Flornication	Fornication	When the legs on the bed have broken	Geoff Williams
Sinacious	Minacious	Threatening evil.	Carole Marantz
Punique	Unique	Gifted Punster	Carole Marantz
Bereevement	Bereavement	Born to be the leader of a small town council	Geoff Williams
Disavowel	Disavowal	And Dataconsonant as Vanna White says on Wheel of Fortuine	Geoff Williams
Porquemada	Torquemada	A leader of the Spanish Inquisition after he has fallen off his diet	Geoff Williams
Terrifried	Terrified	Fear of execution in the electric chair	Geoff Williams
Punktuation	Punctuation	The word for that group of typed characters that are substituted for swear words in copy.	Faye Kennedy
Lioniyse	Lionise	The look you get when you can’t live up to your reputation	Doug Langmead
Tonundrum	Conundrum	Great number of serious problems	Carole Marantz
Flaturnal	Fraternal	Belief that Earth is flat	Carole Marantz
Decrassified	Declassified	Formerly considered vulgar but made mainstream over time	Mike Harcrow
Cameramadan	Cameraman	Film record of self-denial	Mike Harcrow
Elusieve	Elusive	A misplaced or ineffective strainer	Mike Harcrow
Codpince	Codpiece	[1] Jockstrap a size too small; [2] a zipper mishap	Mike Harcrow
Superiorite	Superiority	[1] The very best ceremonial observance and practice; [2] one who really is just better than you are and tells everyone all about it	Mike Harcrow
Condemnity	Condemn + indemnity	Compensation for accidentally demolishing the wrong address	Mike Harcrow
Juriesprudence	Jurisprudence	A young lady who is available for long serving juries and takes care of all their needs	Geoff Williams
Wickedkeeper	Wicketkeeper	A nasty man with big pads on his shins and large gloves on his hands who stands behind a group of sticks in the middle of a big field	Geoff Williams
Orgyanizing	Organizing	Throwing the hottest party in town	Geoff Williams
Organge	Orange	A wild party in Amsterdam	Geoff Williams
Departying	Departing	Staggering home after a long night of boozing	Geoff Williams
Umpaired	Impaired	A one legged referee	Geoff Williams
Foransics	Forensics	The amount of money in Old English ( four and six = four shillings and sixpence) currency that you would have to pay to get a set of fingerprints at New Scotland Yard	Geoff Williams
Campround	Campground	Tents in a circle	Mike Harcrow
Ooccurrence	Occurrence	A window-shopping trip	Mike Harcrow
Bankister	Banister	Brass railing separating you and the teller (these days, it’s a sheet of plexiglass)	Mike Harcrow
Furlung	Furlong	The source of hairballs	Mike Harcrow
Toilet wafer	Toilet water	An upscale urinal cake	Mike Harcrow
Stubmarine	Submarine	A very short undersea boat	Mike Harcrow
Westuary	Estuary	Inlet on the opposite side	Mike Harcrow
Bayour	Bayou	Not my swamp	Mike Harcrow
Rutabaa	Rutabaga	A turnip shaped like a sheep	Mike Harcrow
Escargo	Escargot	A shipment of snails	Mike Harcrow
Splenectummy	Splenectomy	Removal of both organs	Emile Ouellette
Cyanic	Cynic	A cynic with the blues	The Lateralist
Bumlion	Bullion	A great cat with a limp	Mike Harcrow
Zroom	Room	A 21st century place and means of communication	Ruth Krause
Durabble	Durable	Long-lasting mob	Mike Harcrow
Barnet	Carnet	Cross-border transport document for farm animals	Mike Harcrow
Transcontinentax	Transcontinental	V.A.T. often paid at foreign airports	Mike Harcrow
Emcede	Emcee	A resigned host	Mike Harcrow
Cavation	Vacation	Spelunking trip	Mike Harcrow
Kickboxling	Kickboxing	A martial artist in training	Mike Harcrow
Lawnsuit	Lawsuit	Summer wardrobe	Mike Harcrow
Fishierman	Fisherman	One more suspect than another	Mike Harcrow
Unfactsinated	Unvaccinated	The state of refusal to believe science can save your life	Steve Cozzetto
Photobia	Photo + Phobia	Fear of or aversion to having your picture taken	Faye Kennedy
Esoterica	Esoteric	[1] Collection of arcane literature; [2] heady porn	Mike Harcrow
Maskupial	Marsupial	A covid-19 compliant member of society	The Lateralist
Sinagog/ue	Synagogue	Eyebrow - raising behaviour in a temple	Ruth Krause
Sackrilege	Sacrilege	The plunder and destruction of a temple.	Ruth Krause
Plutonic	Platonic	Extra-terrestial love	Ruth Krause
Unardorned	Unadorned	Plainly loveless	Doug Langmead)
Feetotaler	Teetotaler	Avoids toll roads	Carole Marantz
Contiption	Conniption	Fracas over low or no gratuity.	Carole Marantz
Mompetent	Competent	Mother Knows Best	Carole Marantz
Sundamental	Fundamental	Sun, the essence of Life	Carole Marantz
Platoedipus	Plato + Oedipus	A duck-billed philosopher	Doug Langmead
Moxymoron	Oxymoron	You need it to be it and have it!!	Carole Marantz
Keybroad	Keyboard	Oversized typewriter	Carole Marantz
Bienevolent	Benevolent	A kind French welcome	Ruth Krause
Non sequaturs	Non sequiturs	1] Lines of longitude 2] Scissors	Doug Langmead
Boronic	Moronic	Incredible dullness	Carole Marantz
Dresecrate	Desecrate	Outlandish attire	Carole Marantz
Dataract	Cataract	Information procedure	Carole Marantz
Spatire	Satire	Vexed by constant arguments	Carole Marantz
Polarelation	Polarization	Buzz common to polar bears, penguins and Eskimos	Emile Ouellette
Capraphagy	Copraphagy	Cannibalizing a famous movie director	Geoff Williams
Fasthidious	Fastidious	An ugly sprinter	Geoff Williams
Cyclips	Cyclops	Bands to wrap around the pant legs of a one eyed cyclist	Geoff Williams
Chorgi	Corgi	A small working dog	Doug Langmead
Apropois	Apropos	Just like a dolphin	Doug Langmead
Dumbhounded	Dumbfounded	Perplexed by dogs	Carole Marantz
Diacolic	Diabolic	Tough infant illness	Carole Marantz
Cutation	Mutation	Adorable anomaly	Carole Marantz
Mobesity	Obesity	Overweight "wise guys"	Carole Marantz
Oofer	Roofer	A disaster magnet	Mike Harcrow
Sunemployment	Unemployment	Travel, vacation jobs	Carole Marantz
Tartellini	Tortellini	"Ladies of the night" favorite pasta	Carole Marantz
Marchive	Archive	Recalling high school marching band!	Carole Marantz
Emptyrean	Empyrean	Show up at the Pearly Gates and nobody’s home	Anne DelCampo
Magnun	Magnum	A convent’s daily wine allocation	Anne DelCampo
Dechiding	Deciding	Determining a course of action after due consultation with your loving partner	Doug Langmead
Manroma	Aroma	The scent, used to determine if a garment is suitable for wearing again before laundry day.	Wayne Price
Escatology	Eschatology	The doctrine of last poops	Alan Phillips
Nanyette	Nanette	A revival of the Broadway musical performed in the Russian language	Wayne Price
Sportadic	Sporadic	A rabid fan	Geoff Williams
Boogjy	Googly*	A cricket player who moonlights by playing jazz piano. (*Googly is a type of pitch -known as a ball in the game of cricket)	Geoff Williams
Pelitonitis	Peritonitis	A severe neural disease caused by cycling with a large group at high speeds up and down mountains	Geoff Williams
Antiqua	Antigua	Hunting for hidden objects of great value on a small Caribbean Isle	Geoff Williams
Wherewolf	Werewolf	Little Red Riding Hood’s desperate query	Anne DelCampo
Rejointer	Rejoinder	Reefer repartee	Anne DelCampo
Agenteel	Genteel	"The name’s Bond, James Bond".	Anne DelCampo
Hup	Hop	A one-legged jomp	Doug Langmead
Ogly	Ugly	(adj.) When something is so hideous you can’t stop looking at it.	Jessica Thompson
Hypoteruse	Hypotenuse	Telling your friends the shortest route between two places is actually the longest route with no right turns.	Therese Yglesias
Mellennials	Milineal	Anyone born between 1980-2000 that is so civic-minded they’re not reproducing like their parents realizing the only pronoun needed in post-climate change anywhere will be "Me".	Therese Yglesias
French boors	French doors	Contradictory terminology;-)	Emile Ouellette
Ferventlye	Fervently	An enthusiasm for skin-ripping soap	Kerfuffle
Cerfuffle	Kerfuffle	A commotion due to restricted/prohibitive movement, especially during a lockdown	Bishwarup Pramanik
Bulletiny	Bulletin	A 2mm Kolibri	Mike Harcrow
Wineyard	Vineyard	A heuriger	Mike Harcrow
Cucumberg	Cucumber	The one closest to the freezer box	Mike Harcrow
Barble	Burble	The flow of speech in proportion to the flow of alcohol	Mike Harcrow
Goolag	Gulag	The rate at which viscous materials fall behind in their movements	Mike Harcrow
Xysmap	Xysma	Directions to a sewage treatment facility	Mike Harcrow
Sommeliar	Sommelier	A wine steward who extols the qualities of swill	Anne DelCampo
Moology	Zoology	The behavioral and physiological study of cows	Anne DelCampo
Panshandler	Panhandler	A chef who has fallen on hard times	Anne DelCampo
Autumnag	Autumnal	The spouse reminding one of all the summer chores yet to be done	Mike Harcrow
Caterpillarwauling	Caterwauling	The high-pitched screeching emitted by moth larvae	Mike Harcrow
Plaitoon	Platoon	A group of girls with braided hair	Mike Harcrow
Fliquor	Liquor	At least one of the ingredients in a flaming cocktail	Mike Harcrow
Universalt	Universal	Salt on everything	Mike Harcrow
Cabracadabra	Abracadabra	A powerful and magical incantation used to conjure a taxi	Anne DelCampo
Findicator	Indicator	Evidence of a shark	Mike Harcrow
Pfertinent	Pertinent	Germane but with a silent F	Mike Harcrow
Sobdivision	Subdivision	1] Mathematics angst; [2] breaths between weeping convulsions	Mike Harcrow
Oreguano	Oregano	Bat spice	Mike Harcrow
Ukupele	Ukulele	A soccer star with a tiny guitar	Mike Harcrow
Pondage	Bondage	Determined to be larger than a puddle but smaller than a stock tank	Mike Harcrow
Pachelderm	Pachyderm	Elephant with a cliche canon	Mike Harcrow
Santaclaustrophobic	Claustrophobic	Fear of a fictitious holiday elf	Mike Harcrow
Seahoarse	Seahorse	Voice quality after enriched-air deep sea diving	Mike Harcrow
Terragon	Tarragon	The fate of the earth	Mike Harcrow
Trumple	Trample	To wrinkle with one’s feet	Mike Harcrow
Summaripe	Summarize	...and summarnot	Mike Harcrow
Skeletone	Skeleton	Bone white	Mike Harcrow
Cramparts	Ramparts	How sausage casings are filled	Mike Harcrow
Dishorganized	Disorganized	The reason for having kitchen cabinets	Mike Harcrow
Stuffrage	Suffrage	A hoarder’s ire	Mike Harcrow
Amalgamotion	Amalgamation	Move to merge	Mike Harcrow
Defenstration	Defenestration	To prevent someone from tossing you out of a window	Mike Harcrow
Countest	Countess	A mathematics exam	Mike Harcrow
Stegolaurus	Stegosaurus	Monastic huts for dinosaurs with distinctive diamond-shaped plates along their spines	Mike Harcrow
Sable car	Cable car	A vehicle option for martens	Mike Harcrow
Gastopia	Agastopia	Intestinal fetish	Mike Harcrow
Canpetta	Pancetta	Dog food in a tin	Mike Harcrow
Funnelwake	Funnelcake	Using a megaphone to rouse the children	Mike Harcrow
Domestead	Homestead	A geodesic house	Mike Harcrow
Roadtripe	Roadtrip	A pig on the highway	Mike Harcrow
French boors	French doors	Redundant terminology	Mike Harcrow
Neighborhoops	Neighborhoods	Basketball next door or across the street	Mike Harcrow
Solar bears	Polar bears	Predatory mammals found on the sun	Mike Harcrow
Potentater	Potentate	Top spud	Mike Harcrow
Personnelf	Personnel	Santa’s hiring department	Mike Harcrow
Yeglasses	Eyeglasses	Not my spectacles	Mike Harcrow
Plasticwart	Plasticware	An imperfection in moldable synthetic polymer	Mike Harcrow
Calcone	Calzone	Pizza conically wrapped	Mike Harcrow
Pandandler	Panhandler	Black-and-white bamboo muncher seeking handouts	Mike Harcrow
Poutiler	Poutier	Immortalizing the pout in ceramic squares	Mike Harcrow
Pedistal	Pedestal	Cuffs around the ankles to keep prisoners from fleeing.	Paul Chouinard
Trifucta	Trifecta	A Sicilian 3-way	Paul Chouinard
Carpit	Carpet	Place where you bury cars	Paul Chouinard
Fulcram	Fulcrum	Studying for final exams	Paul Chouinard
Cellebration	Celebration	A DNA fest	Emile Ouellette
Largueur	Larger	The regrettable shape of your shadow in the longueurs between one diet and the next	Doug Langmead
Copera	Opera	The Rockford Finales	Doug Langmead
Fabulouse	Fabulous	A rare, enjoyable case of head mites	Mike Harcrow
Psychick	Psychic	A very mental gal	Mike Harcrow
Gambowl	Gambol	The little-known partner to the dish that ran away with the spoon	Mike Harcrow
Nudistertian	Nudiustertian	Three aspects of being naked	Mike Harcrow
Colympic	Olympic	Colympic Games - same as the Hunger Games, but with a better chance of survival	Doug Langmead
Akimbl	Akimbo	TV show about a man hunting for one armed bowlegged man	Geoff Williams
Assegay	Assegai	Weapon for a nonviolent African. It is painted with peace symbols and decorated with ribbons and is blunt	Geoff Williams
Potfall	Pitfall	Tripping over the bedpan that was supposed to be under your bed during the night	Geoff Williams
Balletproof	Bulletproof	Would not go near Swan Lake if you paid me.	Geoff Williams
Destilled	Distilled	Mobile	Geoff Williams
Orbligato	Obbligato	In a musical composition, an additional melodic element which may be played as a round	Mike Harcrow
Sticky bums	Sticky buns	Hobos who need a bath	Mike Harcrow
Sictionary	Dictionary	Hypochondriac’s source for ailments	Carole Marantz
Cabjure	Abjure	Uber’s mission	Carole Marantz
Poternity	Paternity	Evolution of legalized marijuana	Carole Marantz
Unotrichous	Ulotrichous	Just one curly hair among all the straight ones	Mike Harcrow
Fluviophile	Pluviophile	One who catches cold in the rain but doesn’t mind it too much	Mike Harcrow
Ophcleide	Ophicleide	A large keyed brass horn that doubles as a noodle bowl	Mike Harcrow
Splintern	Splinter	A seabird healing from a wing break	Mike Harcrow
Cutless	Cutlass	Property of a dulling knife	Mike Harcrow
Pelicant	Pelican	A large seabird that whines too much	Mike Harcrow
Youthanasia	Euthanasia	Approximately 909,824,792	Mike Harcrow
Tintintabulate	Tintinnabulate	Measuring metallic resonance	Mike Harcrow
Splinky	Slinky	A snake with bells on	Mike Harcrow
Pantomimeo	Pantomime	Pretending to make copies	Mike Harcrow
Peritocracy	Meritocracy	A government run by nymphs and faeries	Mike Harcrow
Stuffocation	Suffocation	Death by Hoarding	Ruth Krause
Waterfelons	Watermelons	Pirates	Mike Harcrow
Spratchy	Scratchy	Itchy herring	Mike Harcrow
Bardstormer	Barnstormer	[1] Stunt troubadour; [2] campaigning minstrel	Mike Harcrow
Policema	Policeman	A strict matriarch
Mobesity	Obesity	A whale with a weight problem	Mike Harcrow
Zipsomaniac	Dipsomaniac	What a fellow instantly becomes if he accidentally fastens his anatomy into his trousers	Mike Harcrow
Frummy	Frumpy	Drably-dressed dipsomaniac	Mike Harcrow
Poopulous	Populous	Constipated...or diarrheal	Mike Harcrow
Sanskirt	Sanskrit	Gown-free	Mike Harcrow
Batantly	Blatantly	We ALL know it’s Bruce Wayne	Mike Harcrow
Casperole	Casserole	Ghostly hot dish	Mike Harcrow
Countainous	Mountainous	Many minor royalty	Mike Harcrow
Shout eye	Shut eye	Throbbing behind the eyes that results when your fighting neighbors keep you up all night.	Kevin Sutherland
Petro	Metro	Mass transit for dogs who go to work	Emile Ouellette
Snowclone	Snowcone	Exact replica of a triply-globular winter lawn humanoid	Mike Harcrow
Quasy	Quay	Feeling seasick prior to boarding	Doug Langmead
Punguent	Pungent + Unguent	Going off at a tangyent on a salve platter	Doug Langmead
Charadlers	Charades	Mime game enthusiasts	Mike Harcrow
Maniacalf	Maniacal	Young psychopathic bovine	Mike Harcrow
Cirrhoses	Cirrhosis	Irrigation tubes that have sat in the sun for too long	Mike Harcrow
Basketbalm	Basketball	Ointment in woven containers	Mike Harcrow
Illennia	Millennia	An unending pandemic	Mike Harcrow
Shippity-shoppity	Hippity-hoppity	Online purchases	Mike Harcrow
Scandivania	Scandinavia	Sofas in the Norse countries	Mike Harcrow
Prankenstein	Frankenstein	A malicious trick comprised of several unrelated or mismatched parts; the doer of such a deed	Mike Harcrow
Crampuff	Creampuff	An overstuffed pastry	Mike Harcrow
Flannelf	Flannel	A tiny (dare I say, spritely?) lumberjack	Mike Harcrow
Broadrunner	Roadrunner	Overweight marathonist	Mike Harcrow
Pundamental	Fundamental	Your daunting task in creating a clever/amusing definition for your new word.	Carole Marantz
Gundocumented	Undocumented	Background checks!	Carole Marantz
Flakefront	Lakefront	The frosted side of the cereal	Mike Harcrow
Whorticulture	Horticulture	Principles and rules followed by practitioners of the special trade	Vali Jamal
Magenta Carta	Magna Carta	A puce treaty	Doug Langmead
Dishheartened	Disheartened	The feeling that comes on discovering a sink full of plates, cups, bowls, glasses, pans, and cutlery that need washing	Ridley O’Donnell
Sternumb	Sternum	Hard-hearted	Mike Harcrow
Concertart	Concertant	Multi-movement work for fruit pies with orchestral accompaniment	Mike Harcrow
Hurtz	Hertz	The unit of measure that determines the amount of facial pressure a jazz trumpeter can use before requiring medical treatment	Mike Harcrow
Mnemanic	Mnemonic	Insane ways to help you remember!!	Carole Marantz
Mastronaut	Astronaut	A sailor in a very, very high crow’s nest	Mike Harcrow
Hashimi	Sashimi	Thin-sliced raw cannabis	Mike Harcrow
Cornvulsion	Convulsion	Quivering maize	Mike Harcrow
Higgs Bosun	Higgs Boson	The guy who rides a miniature boat through the Large Hadron Collider when it is not working. His task is to clean all the barnacles and other junk off the walls before they fire it up again.	Geoff Williams
Striplex	Triplex	A 3-storey building in Las Vegas	Geoff Williams
Insurerection	Insurrection	Purchasing insurance on your major asset	Geoff Williams
Rhodomontage	Rhodomontade	Your favourite photographs of your lovely flowering bushes	Geoff Williams
Strataget	Stratagem	A plan by an attractive woman to get her own flat by employing her wiles	Geoff Williams
Cadamount	Catamount	Payment to a gigolo	Geoff Williams
Sembolism	Embolism	Wild sexual activities resulting in serious medical condition	Geoff Williams
Feistyx	Feisty	White water on the river to hell	Mike Harcrow
Hastrel	Wastrel	Impulsive person	Carole Marantz
Tartufoe	Tartufo	Someone who despises my favorite dessert	Carole Marantz
Insubirdinate	Insubordinate	Fowl afoul	Mike Harcrow
Hurrycane	Hurricane	A huge storm approaching rapidly	Ruth Krause
Slim prickings	Slim pickings	An absence of Pfizer Vaccine	Ruth Krause
Onionski	Onionskin	Strange, but I guess it could happen....	Mike Harcrow
Yurtsy	Curtsy	Lowering of one’s tent	Mike Harcrow
Meisterswinger	Meistersinger	A gigolo	Mike Harcrow
Stewage	Sewage	Pease porridge	Mike Harcrow
Palefactor	Malefactor	Pigmentation (or lack of it)	Mike Harcrow
Slique	Clique	The Brylcreem crowd	Mike Harcrow
Crudle	Cradle	A poorly finished infant bed	Mike Harcrow
Manicwrist	Manicurist	Psychoses of the articulative joints connecting forearm and hand	Mike Harcrow
Hondecided	Undecided	Yes, dear	Emile ’Herman’ Ouellette
Cambrick	Cambric	Extra-heavy cotton cloth	Mike Harcrow
Piccolow	Piccolo	A bass piccolo	Mike Harcrow
Britzy	Ritzy	Like Buckingham Palace	Mike Harcrow
Algorerithm	Algorithm	An initial warning of Climate Change	Ruth Krause
Improvisitation	Improvisation + visitation	Spontaneous appearance of an unannounced soloist	Mike Harcrow
Grabbiness	Crabbiness	The behavior of a toddler learning fine motor skills	Mike Harcrow
Flophose	Flophouse	Cheap nylons	Mike Harcrow
Mojocycle	Motorcycle	A bike that attracts the ladies	Mike Harcrow
Hobox	Hobo	A vagrant’s modest dwelling; a hoboxcar is his means of travel	Mike Harcrow
Blisted	Blistered	Relegated to second string	Mike Harcrow
Shortbred	Shortbread	Genetically small	Mike Harcrow
Jaloopy	Jalopy	An old car that travels only in circles	Mike Harcrow
Pastury	Pastry	A grass pie	Mike Harcrow
Psyncopation	Syncopation	Off-beat (yet harmless) mental state	Mike Harcrow
Carventer	Carpenter	One who builds stick construction buildings using only a pocket knife	Mike Harcrow
Sousa chef	Sous chef	The March King’s cook	Mike Harcrow
Gallanttry	Gallantry	In the sport of rugby a term meaning you are carrying the ball across the line for a try and at the last minute pass it off to a teammate who has never scored before	Geoff Williams
Glockenspeel	Glockenspiel	Doing a striptease to the accompaniment of an array of bells.	Geoff Williams
Caligarians	Calgarians	Residents of Alberta who have delusions of becoming a Roman Emperor	Geoff Williams
Howdya	Howdah	Elephant rides arranged by a Texan	Geoff Williams
Codforsaken	Godforsaken	Newfoundland	Geoff Williams
Sumpleton	Simpleton	Drain brain	Mike Harcrow
Tho roughly	Thoroughly	How Tyson bites	Mike Harcrow
Furlaugh	Furlough	Fuzzy humor	Mike Harcrow
Circusatory	Circulatory	When animal acts are in your blood	Mike Harcrow
Chumpagne	Champagne	The cheap stuff	Mike Harcrow
Nefarimouse	Nefarious	Rodent antihero	Mike Harcrow
Permicious	Pernicious	Having a harmful effect on one’s hair, especially in way that leads to frizz, chemical damage, or a dated look	Amy Morrow
Baloof	Aloof	Bear-headed with your nose in the air	Doug Langmead
Autocrazy	Autocracy	Far right’s dementia	Carole Marantz
Wrenetic	Frenetic	Wild about wrens	Carole Marantz
Mangineered	Engineered	Female specific product designed and/or deliberately arranged by a male with actual understanding or intent of use.	Katie Casey
Ovaryaction	Overreaction	Responding in an excessively emotional manner to a given situation, for hormonal reasons	Ray Geiger
Prevenge	Revenge	Getting back at someone for something they haven’t done to you yet, but you know they will eventually	Ray Geiger
Ragpole	Flagpole	Honoring the dustcloth	Emile Ouellette
Driphthong	Diphthong	Wet monokini	Jackin Yow
Cyclisporine	Cyclosporine	Workin’ up a sweat on a two-wheeler	Jackin Yow
Demonstation	Demonstration	Hell’s Kitchen subway stop	Barbara Gross
Caucuss	Caucus	A meeting to choose the damn candidates	Mike Harcrow
Persenility	Personality	Behavioral changes accompanying mental decline	Mike Harcrow
Politicite	Politicize	Usually plagiarism	Mike Harcrow
Jumbop	Jumbo	The pachyderm prom	Mike Harcrow
Beachbalm	Beachball	Sunscreen	Mike Harcrow
Cruditor	Creditor	A debt collector who needs a bath, manners, or both	Mike Harcrow
Finhumane	Inhumane	Cruelty to or among merpeople	Mike Harcrow
Fowling ball	Bowling ball	An inefficient but entertaining way to hunt ducks and geese	Mike Harcrow
Autobaton	Automaton	A robotic conductor or twirler	Mike Harcrow
Herman Punster	Herman Munster	Someone in this group . . . you know who you are!	Mike Harcrow
Evidunce	Evidence	Proof of stupidity	Mike Harcrow
Lobstetrician	Obstetrician	Responsible for delivering crustacean babies	Mike Harcrow
Therepy	Therapy	Herepy, therepy, everwherepy....	Mike Harcrow
Happendectomy	Appendectomy	Accidental surgery	Mike Harcrow
Vendork	Vendor	An awkward salesman	Mike Harcrow
Hexplosion	Explosion	Incantation gone wrong...or right	Mike Harcrow
Parwish	Parish	Halfhearted hope	Mike Harcrow
Barkisters	Barristers	Canine lawyers	Mike Harcrow
Scotlights	Spotlights	Candles	Mike Harcrow
Dazelle	Gazelle	A genus of confused antelope	Mike Harcrow
Snickerpoodle	Snickerdoodle	Dog biscuits	Mike Harcrow
Tuffrage	Suffrage	Right to vote getting harder	Carole Marantz
Funishment	Punishment	Joy of guilty getting convicted	Carole Marantz
Innocant	Innocent	Blameless jargon	Carole Marantz
Omegaphone	Megaphone	[1] The ultimate pocket communications device; [2] the apocryphal last trumpet	Mike Harcrow
Intrinsigent	Intransigent	Innately immovable	Mike Harcrow
Cavid	Covid	The Boston variant of Covid	Chris Mueller
Metathor	Metaphor	When Loki shapeshifts into Chris Hemsworth	Chris Mueller
Meataphor	Metaphor	When a Vegan tells you something tastes just like its meat substitute.	Chris Mueller
Snubmariner	Submariner	Haughty sailor	Mike Harcrow
Tabsurdity	Absurdity	Preposterous guitar notation	Mike Harcrow
Pastlure	Pasture	Retired bait	Mike Harcrow
Smurfer	Surfer	Little blue dude on a long board	Mike Harcrow
Bailbout	Bailout	Fighting over who will post bond	Mike Harcrow
Scatnip	Catnip	That which Ella Fitzgerald takes before a performance	Anne DelCampo
Purseverate	Perseverate	Fixate on Fendi	Anne DelCampo
Insinerator	Incinerator	Hellfire and brimstone	Anne DelCampo
Egomentric	Egocentric	Male need to prevail!	Carole Marantz
Galderbash	Balderdash	Nonsensical banter about women’s insignificance	Carole Marantz
Sadisfaction	Satisfaction	Joy of harming others	Carole Marantz
Stoopable	Scoopable	Porch worthy	Mike Harcrow
Retrosexual	Metrosexual	Feigning virginity	Mike Harcrow
Atomcat	Tomcat	A microscopic kitty	Mike Harcrow
Lipomade	Lipoma + pomade	An unexpected use for the contents of cysts	Mike Harcrow
Carecrow	Scarecrow	An empathetic blackbird	Mike Harcrow
Bangrupt	Bankrupt	Out of ammunition	Mike Harcrow
Motocrows	Motocross	Blackbirds on dirtbikes	Mike Harcrow
Reefuel	Refuel	Coral	Mike Harcrow
Traincloud	Raincloud	Evidence of a locomotive traveling through the desert	Mike Harcrow
Fretstyle	Freestyle	Improvised guitar solo	Mike Harcrow
Championshi*	Championship	Everyone gets a prize	Mike Harcrow
Alemia	Anemia	Low on beer	Mike Harcrow
Pundora’s Box	Pandora’s Box	Harcrow’s Hangout :-)	Emile Ouellette
Grandpatent	Grandparent	The Mother of the Mother of all Inventions	Doug Langmead
Abaloney	Abalone	Surf and turf in one dish	Barbara Gross
Glasnose	Glasnost	Highly ineffective Russian boxer	Geoff Williams
Perestrika	Perestroika	Russian soccer centre forward	Geoff Williams
Frustraytion	Frustration	When you want that fancy dessert in the display at the end of the cafeteria line but your carrying board has no more room	Mike Harcrow
Blondcurdling	Bloodcurdling	Cheap hair dye	Mike Harcrow
Furzy	Fuzzy + furze	Describing a flowering shrub with a rabbit caught in it	Mike Harcrow
Udone	Udon	Informal inquiry as to another’s state of progress	Mike Harcrow
Forkative	Formative	The period in a child’s life when he learns to feed himself	Mike Harcrow
Gooblers	Goobers + gobblers	Peanut eaters	Mike Harcrow
Moctogenarian	Octogenarian	Elderly comedian	Mike Harcrow
Rockpot	Crockpot	Prehistoric slow cooker	Mike Harcrow
Assalt	Assault	Basic seasoning for a rump roast	Mike Harcrow
Spanklers	Sparklers	Paddles, switches, and belts	Mike Harcrow
Draculap	Dracula	[1] Host anatomy best suited for blood sucking; [2] once around the track for a vampire	Mike Harcrow
Mermail	Mermaid	Postal delivery during a flood	Mike Harcrow
Malllard	Mallard	Food court cooking fat	Mike Harcrow
Staircask	Staircase	Climbing barrels	Mike Harcrow
Sneakivore	Sneak & carnivore	A vegan who is a closet meat eater	Shannon Fleming & Theresa Holden-
Stalemaze	Stalemate	A drab labyrinth	Mike Harcrow
Dorkboard	Corkboard	Weekly rotation of IT guys	Mike Harcrow
Reposses	Repossess	Vigilantes secured for services again	Mike Harcrow
Ovalion	Ovation	A rotund savanna cat	Mike Harcrow
Fantamweight	Bantamweight	Boxers or wrestlers weighing up to zero pounds	Mike Harcrow
Locketknife	Pocketknife	Preferred weapon for an elegant lady	Mike Harcrow
Shoelack	Shoelace	Barefoot	Mike Harcrow
Escargment	Escarpment	Snails on a cliff	Mike Harcrow
Cannielloni	Cannelloni	Pasta tubes stuffed with a decorative metal alloy and baked in sauce; neither tasty nor functional, and a complete waste of all ingredients	Mike Harcrow
Fartively	Furtively	Surreptitious emissions	Mike Harcrow
Merderer	Murderer	The one in the restroom just before you	Mike Harcrow
Apestry	Tapestry	Simian efforts	Mike Harcrow
Certifipate	Certificate	Guarantee for a wig, toupee, or hair plugs	Mike Harcrow
Handcronk	Handcrank	Arthritis	Mike Harcrow
Skillduggery	Skullduggery	How to effectively handle a backhoe	Geoff Williams
Skulldiggery	Skullduggery	A scene from Hamlet	Geoff Williams
Tentafive	Tentative	4.5	Geoff Willams
Peripathetic	Peripatetic	A downcast spirit	Geoff Williams
Goethedammerung	Goetterdammerung	Bad critical reviews for a German poet	Geoff Williams
Tartamount	Tantamount	Payment to a lady of the night	Geoff Williams
Poorius	Porous	Where cockney debtors are confined in London	Geoff Williams
Apricon	Apricot	Passing off fake fruit	Geoff Williams
Missionharies	Missionaries	Jesuits who have been working in the jungle too long	Geoff Williams
Lowtie	Bowtie	A belt	Mike Harcrow
Masheuse	Masseuse	Massage therapist who reduces clients to a limp pulp	Mike Harcrow
Hippopotamush	Hippopotamus	Trampled	Mike Harcrow
Dystematic	Systematic	Opposed to order	Carole Marantz
Dynamate	Dynamite	Super dating service	Carole Marantz
Drabolic	Diabolic	Fiendishly dull	Carole Marantz
Tomeopathy	Homeopathy	Large book about alternative medicine	Carole Marantz
Facetousness	Facetiousness	[1] Having several angular, carefully cut, and highly polished sides; [2] possessing many life skills	Mike Harcrow
Gaffected	Affected	[1] One’s propensity to say stupid things in public; [2] without a personal filter	Mike Harcrow
Pourtier	Courtier	The royal bartender	Mike Harcrow
Quinona	Quinoa	Winona’s South American sister	Mike Harcrow
Lardvark	Aardvark	Cross between a pig and an anteater	Mike Harcrow
Absynthesizer	Synthesizer	Keyboard made of wormwood	Mike Harcrow
Hairliner	Airliner	Toupee in a breeze	Mike Harcrow
Exceptonal	Exceptional	Aleatoric music	Mike Harcrow
Bartern	Barter	The gull that pours your drinks	Mike Harcrow
Corbelt	Corbel	Combination strap and brace	Mike Harcrow
Tyrannosaurust	Tyrannosaurus	Oxidized dinolizard with stubby arms	Mike Harcrow
Syrupt	Syrup	When you squeeze the bottle too hard	Mike Harcrow
Furnoshings	Furnishings	Seating with holders for snacks and beverages	Mike Harcrow
Perspiracious	Perspicacious	A sweaty wise man	Mike Harcrow
Camourflage	Camouflage	Hidden love	Mike Harcrow
Pollutent	Pollutant	A trashy camper	Mike Harcrow
Counterfitter	Counterfeiter	Kitchen renovator	Barbara Gross
Annexdote	Anecdote	Told by the guy who interrupts your funny story.	Lorien
Aphrodaisiac	Aphrodisiac	An arousing flower	Mike Harcrow
Preflux	Reflux	To know in advance that you are going to burp	Barbara Gross
Aspartome	Aspartame	Book for diabetics	Barbara Gross
Rybald	Ribald	Seedless bread	Barbara Gross
Lilliputin	Lilliputian	Petite Russian leader	Barbara Gross
Menschpress	Benchpress	Lifting others	Mike Harcrow
Sherpax	Sherpa	A really chill mountain guide	Mike Harcrow
Northbeast	Northeast	A broad category of creatures including, but no limited to, the polar bear, moose, and yeti	Mike Harcrow
Mehtropolis	Metropolis	A dull city	Mike Harcrow
Frondtal	Frontal	[1] Eve’s chosen foliage [2] Eve’s other dress	Jackin Yow
Misslaid	Mislaid	Unwedlocked	Doug Langmead
Canclusion	Conclusion	When the tin container is empty	Mike Harcrow
Buccanerd	Buccaneer	A socially-awkward pirate, usually with a pocket protector	Mike Harcrow
Blocksmith	Blacksmith	A toymaker	Mike Harcrow
Promenada	Promenade	Covid-era school dance	Mike Harcrow
Tuxedog	Tuxedo	Puppy in formal wear	Mike Harcrow
Kabook	Kaboom	A tome with a violent surprise ending	Mike Harcrow
Abthoritative	Authoritative	King of the "six-pack"	Mike Harcrow
Gradiend	Gradient	The top or bottom of an incline	Mike Harcrow
Boxcarbs	Boxcars	Breakfast cereal	Mike Harcrow
Synthecyst	Synthesist	When multiple lipomas grow together	Mike Harcrow
Turkuoise	Turquoise	Semi-precious sky-blue stone found Asia Minor	Mike Harcrow
Pondolences	Condolences	Weepy pool of sorrowful sentiments; may also contain lily pads and koi	Mike Harcrow
Trystwatch	Wristwatch	Rendezvous-completion alarm	Mike Harcrow
Cornelation	Correlation	Eating the first ears of the season	Mike Harcrow
Barmyid	Barmaid	Silly psyche	Mike Harcrow
Baited breath	Bated breath	A mouthful of worms	Mike Harcrow
Fibercoptic	Fiberoptic	Orthodox threads	Mike Harcrow
Microfibber	Microfiber	Only tells little white lies	Mike Harcrow
Watchmax	Watchman	Binge viewings	Mike Harcrow
Furnature	Furniture	One’s disposition to hairiness	Mike Harcrow
Cilantrov	Cilantro	Russian parsley	Mike Harcrow
Hypesonic	Hypersonic	The din of television commercials	Mike Harcrow
Inflectious	Infectious	Regarding an affected accent	Mike Harcrow
Barlock	Warlock	Closing time at the pub	Mike Harcrow
Biolence	Violence	Germ warfare	Mike Harcrow
Tinkerjell	Tinkerbell	What you tell the kids when they find a fly in their congealed dessert	Mike Harcrow
Popcord	Popcorn	[1] The string attaching the cork to the toy gun; [2] a parachute failure	Mike Harcrow
Ipossible	Impossible	Trust in one’s abilities	Mike Harcrow
Yonsequences	Consequences	The results of what happens over there	Mike Harcrow
Pandango	Fandango	A lively Spanish dance in triple meter accompanied by banging on cookware	Mike Harcrow
Auktion	Auction	Bargain birds	Mike Harcrow
Casserold	Casserole	Leftover one-dish meal	Mike Harcrow
Barthex	Narthex	The lobby of a pub	Mike Harcrow
Vangster	Gangster	One who minds a sailing vessel’s ropes	Mike Harcrow
Crapple	Scrapple	Rotten fruit	Mike Harcrow
Backbong	Backbone	[1] Hookah for hiking; [2] a resonant spine	Mike Harcrow
Paper trowel	Paper towel	A lousy gardening tool	Barbara Gross
Socketbook	Pocketbook	Electricians’ text	Barbara Gross
Docketbook	Pocketbook	Court calendar	Barbara Gross
Rockstart	Rockstar	Lava, for one	Mike Harcrow
Aggressieve	Aggressive	A menacing strainer	Mike Harcrow
Salienate	Alienate	Rejecting salt	Mike Harcrow
Flangel	Flange	Heavenly being with a supporting collar	Mike Harcrow
Branchero	Ranchero	One who wrangles trees	Mike Harcrow
Flantation	Plantation	Where custard is grown	Mike Harcrow
Palindrone	Palindrome	Remotely-controlled helicopter that only flies back and forth	Mike Harcrow
Broodingnagian	Brobdingnagian	An agonizingly insufferable shrew	Jackin Yow
Grinaries	Granaries	Comedy clubs	Jackin Yow
Hegemom	Hegemon	Super Mom!!	Carole Marantz
Latonic	Laconic	Quiet meds	Carole Marantz
Handsom	Handsome	Arrive at sum by counting on fingers	Carole Marantz
Vegone	Begone	Back to eating meat!	Carole Marantz
Hatigue	Fatigue	Tired of head covering	Carole Marantz
Stagglers	Stragglers	Deer hookers	Mike Harcrow
Bedict	Edict	Mandatory lights-out	Mike Harcrow
Menguins	Penguins	Guys in tuxedos	Mike Harcrow
Mathadone	Methadone	Having attained a higher degree in mathematics without having resorted to stimulants	Jackin Yow
Sindignation	Indignation	Caught red-handed ’in flagrante delicto’ - on video & posted on FB	Jackin Yow
Dalmartian	Dalmatian	A black-spotted alien	Mike Harcrow
Sheepfolk	Sheepfold	Shepherds	Mike Harcrow
Weedle	Wheedle	Persuading undesirable plants to remove themselves	Mike Harcrow
Viola	Voila	There’s a member of our string quartet!	Barbara Gross
Trychinasis	Trichinosis	Recommending vacations to your sister	Mike Harcrow
Glydesdale	Clydesdale	A large horse on skates	Mike Harcrow
Ragmented	Fragmented	Torn into strips	Mike Harcrow
Mercarial	Mercurial	Succumbing to a mid-life crisis	Jackin Yow
Jocturnal	Nocturnal	One who exercises or competes only at night	Mike Harcrow
Viscouscous	Viscous + couscous	Overboiled wheatgerm pasta	Mike Harcrow
Therapast	Therapist	When your psychiatrist dies	Mike Harcrow
Levyrage	Leverage	A tax revolt	Mike Harcrow
Bureaurats	Bureaucrats	[1] Rodents in a drawer; [2] government employees	Mike Harcrow
Baristocracy	Aristocracy	What lawyers think of themselves	Mike Harcrow
Varidance	Variance	When you didn’t prepare a solo dance and just gyrate without much thought or control	Mike Harcrow
Encyclopsedia	Encyclopedia	Informative tomes for the one-eyed	Mike Harcrow
Pommelf horse	Pommel horse	Gymnastics apparatus found at the North Pole	Mike Harcrow
Barnival	Carnival	A swing in the rafters...and maybe a pony	Mike Harcrow
Salivat	Salivate	A spittoon	Mike Harcrow
Palibrate	Calibrate	To gauge a friendship	Mike Harcrow
Gummification	Mummification	State of the chewing gum on the bottom of a chair	Mike Harcrow
Ginflammable	Inflammable	Yes, it is	Mike Harcrow
Kimosahbeer	Kimosahbee	Lone Ranger Lager	Anne DelCampo
Fortdress	Fortress	Military uniforms	Anne DelCampo
Shtupperware	Tupperware	Storage containers for sex toys	Anne DelCampo
Awkwords	Awkward	WPMI entrants that don’t make the cut	Anne DelCampo
Dimmunity	Immunity	Resistant to stupidity	Mike Harcrow
Dressert	Dessert + dresser	Hiding forbidden sweets in the sock drawer	Mike Harcrow
Aspmalt	Asphalt	A snake shake	Mike Harcrow
Cerepony	Ceremony	A little horse hired for birthday parties	Mike Harcrow
Blanddishment	Blandishment	A threat to cook a tasteless meal	Mike Harcrow
Patchyderm	Pachyderm	Skin plaques	Mike Harcrow
Pomples	Pimples	Magnificent, noteworthy acne	Mike Harcrow
Despository	Depository	A holding facility for tyrants and oppressors	Mike Harcrow
Wreaking ball	Wrecking ball	A prom for victimizers	Mike Harcrow
Cyborgsecurity	Cybersecurity	Having Steve Austin, RoboCop, Darth Vader, or Seven-of-Nine as a body guard	Mike Harcrow
Catererpillar	Caterpillar	Larval banquet service	Mike Harcrow
Swigwam	Wigwam	North American native bar	Jackin Yow
Treepee	Teepee	The central supporting, and aiming, pole in a NA indigenous lavatory	Jackin Yow
Turdish bath	Turkish bath	Pool faux pas	Mike Harcrow
Blithium	Lithium	An element of indifference	Mike Harcrow
Purrency	Currency	The state of a happy cat	Mike Harcrow
Birthdam	Birthday	A constricted cervix	Mike Harcrow
Straposphere	Stratosphere	The part of the body requiring a belt or a girdle	Mike Harcrow
Dungulate	Ungulate	Cow patties	Mike Harcrow
iRector	Director	Digital parish priest	Mike Harcrow
Bunghoe	Bunghole	Cork remover	Mike Harcrow
Forgeps	Forceps	Tongs used in ironworking	Mike Harcrow
Spaculate	Speculate	To estimate the required time and cost of drywall repair	Mike Harcrow
Gortraiture	Portraiture	Some Verismo sittings; Goya’s "Disasters of War" etchings	Mike Harcrow
Saccinct	Succinct	Terse Firing	Carole Marantz
Opportonism	Opportunism	Tons of lawmakers with NO principles!!!	Carole Marantz
Solloquial	Colloquial	One’s informal speech	Carole Marantz
Amendlent	Amendment	Change holiday before Easter	Carole Marantz
Satigue	Fatigue	Tired of sitting	Carole Marantz
Wabut	Abut	A stray hair	Doug Langmead
Dashwisher	Dishwasher	An Olympic track hopeful	Mike Harcrow
Hamdinger	Humdinger	A really swell pig	Mike Harcrow
Pneumonica	Pneumonia	The windy friend	Mike Harcrow
Pancares	Pancakes	An empathetic skillet	Mike Harcrow
Flapjocks	Flapjacks	Athletes in union suits	Mike Harcrow
Snugatory	Nugatory	An amorous embrace by a conservative	Jackin Yow
Nagatory	Nugatory	The penniless road to hell via an incompatible spouse	Jackin Yow
Hominly	Homily + hominy	An amaizing sermon	Mike Harcrow
Celebrit	Celebrate	English movie star	Name witheld
Tankerbell	Tinkerbell	A fairy with ballast on board	Doug Langmead & Gillian Winter
Pergolaw	Pergola	Building permit requirement for backyard structures	Mike Harcrow
Thanctimonious	Sanctimonious	Insincere or smarmy gratitude	Mike Harcrow
Rococoa	Rococo	A light, highly-ornamented and chocolaty style of music from 18th-century France	Mike Harcrow
Quasari	Quasar	Power dress	Mike Harcrow
Skiscraper	Skyscraper	Having forgotten to wax your snow planks	Mike Harcrow
Universit	University	A chair big enough for everyone	Mike Harcrow
Grailroad	Railroad	The route to the holy chalice	Mike Harcrow
Milibuster	Filibuster	1/1000 of a buster	Mike Harcrow
Pundora’s Box	Pandora’s Box	This site	Mike Harcrow
Frivolouis	Frivolous	Unimportant or needless line of French kings	Mike Harcrow
Wigwag	Wigwam	A wobbly wigwam	Doug Langmead
Gymnasties	Gymnastics	The piles of sweaty clothes left in the locker room after practice	Mike Harcrow
Lympiad	Olympiad	The migration of athletes back home after the competition	Mike Harcrow
Geenome	Genome	A cheerful small creature	Geoff Williams
Insign	Ensign	The Masonic handshake	Geoff Williams
Significan	Significant	I am having a little difficulty with arthritis and cannot hold the pen too well	Geoff Williams
Cramps	Craps	What you get from holding the dice too tightly	Geoff Willams
Boyant	Buoyant	A young male insect	Geoff Williams
Danglia	Ganglia	Excess organic pendulae	Mike Harcrow
Basquerade	Masquerade	A party for people of the Pyrenees	Mike Harcrow
Spirail	Spiral	Circular switchback	Mike Harcrow
Snowgird	Snowbird	To get ready for winter	Mike Harcrow
Disqualivacation	Disqualification	Any holiday which would necessitate a cellular phone "just to keep up with the office" or which requires using the recent home equity loan to "get a start on those home repairs"	Mike Harcrow
Whaffle	Whiffle + waffle	An especially light and fluffy breakfast pastry	Mike Harcrow
Tavernal	Tavern + vernal	Later bar hours in the spring	Mike Harcrow
Everyonce	Everyone	Always now	Mike Harcrow
Sheerbet	Sherbet	A transparent wager	Mike Harcrow
Gigantick	Gigantic	A huge bloodsucker	Mike Harcrow
Manumental	Monumental	[1] The great mind of a guy; [2] the mind of a great guy	Mike Harcrow
Lommode	Commode	A squatty-potty	Mike Harcrow
Warina	Marina	Where submarines and battleships are parked	Mike Harcrow
Supposittory	Suppository	An imaginarium	Mike Harcrow
Prepubscent	Prepubescent	How you smelled before you went to the bar	Mike Harcrow
Refirmatory	Reformatory	A fat farm	Mike Harcrow
Tam-i-nation	Lamination	Scotland	Mike Harcrow
Hexecutor	Executor	The witch who reads the will	Mike Harcrow
Hangmat	Hangman	A pad onto which the victim of the noose should not actually fall	Mike Harcrow
Finmate	Inmate	The shark who finds its way into your viewing cage	Mike Harcrow
Beefhive	Beehive	A cozy home for honey cattle	Mike Harcrow
Awkwarp	Awkward	A clumsy twist	Mike Harcrow
Waterlilt	Waterlily	The rhythm of the sea	Mike Harcrow
Fonduet	Fondue	A two-cheese blend	Mike Harcrow
Kimcheep	Kimchee	The noise pickle pots make when the fermentation starts	Mike Harcrow
Amplicator	Applicator	A bluetooth enabled make-up brush or sponge	Mike Harcrow
Verseace	Versace	Someone who writes really good poetry or song lyrics	Mike Harcrow
Unicyclint	Unicyclist	The fuzz found in a unicyclist’s spandex after riding	Mike Harcrow
Shearse	Hearse	Her backside	Mike Harcrow
Gavottel	Gavotte	A courtly French dance with Danish austerity	Mike Harcrow
Contemptable	Contemptible	A meal no one likes (like "boiled dinner" or aspic or...)	Mike Harcrow
Sunction	Unction + suction	Aspirated inspiration	Mike Harcrow
Flamebuoyant	Flamboyant	Fire on water	Mike Harcrow
Pendulump	Pendulum	A dirt clod on a string	Mike Harcrow
Philanthrowist	Philanthropist	One who hurls money at every cause	Mike Harcrow
Smallions	Scallions	Diminutive mane-collared wildcats	Mike Harcrow
Blabrous	Glabrous	An expose	Mike Harcrow
Specialisp	Specialist	The supposed origin of Castilian Spanish	Mike Harcrow
Drunkennest	Drunkenness	When mama bird brings home fermented grains	Mike Harcrow
Imperection	Imperfection	(Uh...I really think this is self-defining, kids....)	Mike Harcrow
Wonspiracy	Conspiracy	"The Big Lie"	Carole Marantz
Balkative	Talkative	Refuses to budge	Carole Marantz
Banjoy	Banjo	What banjos (and bagpipes and accordions) do	Mike Harcrow
Fluncle	Uncle	The guy who’s married to your flaunt	Mike Harcrow
Poeticalf	Poetical	Young bovine beatnik	Mike Harcrow
Schoolbug	Schoolbus	The spread of a cold in an academic building	Mike Harcrow
Nerdsman	Herdsman	A young shepherd who spends his time instead of tending sheep trying to invent an app that will do the work for him.( Would he use Baaasic as his language of choice?)	Geoff Williams
Inflatuation	Infatuation	Falling in love with your roommate	Geoff Williams
Kandaha	Kandahar	Laugh track for Afghan TV	Geoff Williams
Overleaning	Overweaning	The original architectural plans for the Tower of Pisa	Geoff Williams
Snottish	Scottish	A highlander with allergies	Geoff Williams
Charmink	Charming	A most pleasant and well-mannered weasel	Mike Harcrow
Cocomotive	Locomotive	A palm tree on the go	Mike Harcrow
Lipslick	Lipstick	The mark left on a woman’s coffee cup	Barbara Gross
Micromenage	Micromanage	Dollhouse	Barbara Gross
Bedding Planner	Wedding Planner	Honeymoon consultant	Barbara Gross
Brailery	Raillery	Good-natured teasing via the tactile alphabet	Anne DelCampo
Militarustic	Militaristic	Drafted farm boys	Mike Harcrow
Lasagnag	Lasagna	Someone who expects pasta casserole several times a week	Mike Harcrow
Perfectionwist	Perfectionist	A very fussy wordsmith	Mike Harcrow
Parabnormal	Paranormal	Unusually inexplicable; supernatural deviation	Mike Harcrow
Jetliver	Jetliner	Worst meal ever served on a flight	Mike Harcrow
Starbard	Starboard	The best singer	Mike Harcrow
Limbade	Limeade	Sap	Mike Harcrow
Cumulust	Cumulus	What it takes to be in the "mile-high club"	Barbara Gross
Tuxidermist	Taxidermist	Sales clerk who stuffs men into their tuxes	Emile Ouellette
Terrafying	Terrifying	Feeling brought on by volcanoes, whirlpools, sinkholes, quicksand, and any other frightening geographical structure	Mike Harcrow
Lashmere	Cashmere	Soft, luxurious eyelid fringe	Mike Harcrow
Diminnuendo	Diminuendo	A rumor that the trumpets simply can’t play softer	Kevin Sutherland
Execultive	Executive	Head of a religious order	Mike Harcrow
Foultain	Fountain	A contaminated spring	Mike Harcrow
Squaredunce	Squaredance	A nerd who is not actually all that bright	Mike Harcrow
Squiggli	Squiggle	(It. pl.) Several worms	Mike Harcrow
Sabbathe	Sabbath	To wash oneself each weekend	Mike Harcrow
Stankards	Standards	The point where even hobos can’t stand how you smell	Mike Harcrow
Catacomabs	Catacombs	Burial in Washington state	Mike Harcrow
Sniplet	Snippet	What a guy leaves behind after circumcision	Mike Harcrow
Pastience	Patience	Well and truly beyond forbearance, particularly w.r.t. continued masking	Jackin Yow
Pedagory	Pedagogy	The study of lessons learned from slasher films	Mike Harcrow
Murphy bud	Murphy bed	An immature fold-up sleep platform	Mike Harcrow
Festivale	Festival	Secluded location for a party	Mike Harcrow
Slagrant	Flagrant	Egregious mine waste	Mike Harcrow
Frowzen	Frozen	Stone-age tool in a glacier	Mike Harcrow
Kakyak	Kayak	A crappy rowboat	Mike Harcrow
Meanderthal	Neanderthal	Wanderers with a tendency to drool	Gary Tillery
Saccharind	Saccharin	The crust which has developed on what remains of on an obsolete sugar substitute	Mike Harcrow
Sesquicentennis	Sesquicentennial	A very, very long volley	Mike Harcrow
Bunburn	Sunburn	One of the primary risks at a nude beach	Mike Harcrow
Cosmonut	Cosmonaut	A crazy space traveller	Mike Harcrow
Plutocrate	Plutocrat	Where Walt Disney’s dog sleeps	Barbara Gross
Callender	Calendar	Nomorobo	Barbara Gross
Governob	Governor	Joy stick	Mike Harcrow
Styrofoal	Styrofoam	A polystyrene pony	Mike Harcrow
Schelastic	Scholastic	Flexible education	Mike Harcrow
Poparity	Polarity	The extreme points between a religious church leader and an apostate church leader	Mike Harcrow
Offall	Offal	On a very strict diet	Barbara Gross
Offall	(Alternative)	On a very strict diet, and having the guts to do it	Doug Langmead
Heir Apparel	Heir Apparent	Gifts at a baby shower	Barbara Gross
Rhubarf	Rhubarb	Yup	Mike Harcrow
Putrician	Patrician	A rotten Roman politician	Geoff Williams
Speedlings	Seedlings	A method of sowing crops that ensures higher production in a shorter period	Geoff Williams
Coltivate	Cultivate	Raising horses	Geoff Williams
Pillucid	Pellucid	Lost in translucence	Doug Langmead
Miniscull	Minuscule	Rejected for size	Carole Marantz
Mantasy	Fantasy	Male imagination	Carole Marantz
Fowlmouthed	Foulmouthed	One who imitates bird calls	Mike Harcrow
Brother-in-lawn	Brother-in-law	When you’re related by marriage to your groundskeeper	Mike Harcrow
Cragapple	Crabapple	Fruit from a geographically precarious orchard	Mike Harcrow
Snipperier	Slipperier	When the rabbi takes too much at the bris	Mike Harcrow
Bygong	Bygone	A tam-tam’s exit	Mike Harcrow
Coldtonic Irrigation	Colonic Irrigation	What better way to sling the gin?	Doug Langmead
Gadatout	Gadabout	One who brags about their social life	Anne DelCampo
Counterwintuitive	Counterintuitive	A paradoxical election result	Anne DelCampo
Generalissimom	Generalissimo	The Supreme Commander of the Family	Anne DelCampo
Theces	Theses	Propositions or dissertations to be discussed and defended, that are truly a load of crap	Leslie C
Mandangle	Fandangle	A solely ornamental willy	Anne DelCampo
Hautodidact	Autodidact	A self taught fashionista	Anne DelCampo
Stuperman	Superman	Clark Kent after a few shots of kryptonite	Anne DelCampo
Throughtfully	Thoughtfully	Completely beyond a given barrier	Mike Harcrow
Dognition	Cognition	A thought or reflection; specifically about one’s dog	Leslie C
Instimacy	Intimacy	The act of seeking instant or immediate closeness with a desired object without taking the time to cultivating the deep knowledge or understanding needed for true intimacy.	Leslie C
Thugboat	Tugboat	Towing vessel with a bad reputation	Mike Harcrow
Pissatorial	Piscatorial	"Advice" written on bathroom stall walls	Mike Harcrow
Enterprize	Enterprise	Hiring bonus	Mike Harcrow
Pusillominous	Pusillanimous	A dangerous coward	Mike Harcrow
Clavicord	Clavichord	An old keyboard instrument in which the strings are made of real string	Geoff Williams
Baldercash	Balderdash	People who get donations to charity by having their heads shaved	Geoff Williams
Trypist	Typist	The worlds worst secretary	Geoff Williams
Neverest	Everest	The strange attraction for people to climb the worlds highest mountain whatever the cost	Geoff Williams
Indigenius	Indigenous	A brilliant native	Mike Harcrow
Propinequity	Propinqhity	The fine art of ensuring that your assets are similar in value to those of your neighbours	Geof Williams
Grenaders	Grenadiers	Excitable inhabitants of a Caribbean island who love to hurl live bombs at each other	Geoff Williams
Kinclination	Inclination	Family resemblance	Mike Harcrow
Brigadeer	Brigadier	Confining Bambi for heinous crimes	Geoff Williams
Sircus	Circus	A very rude profane British member of the aristocracy	Geoff Williams
Mailcontent	Malcontent	Overjoyed by what the postman brings	Geoff Williams
Pfart	Fart	German flatulence	Name witheld
Hornament	Ornament	Decoration on Rhino	Name witheld
Shootenany	Hootenany	Pistol-packin’ Granny	Name witheld
Skullful	Skillful	Tired of studying	Mike Harcrow
Crapheap	Scrapheap	Reason to relocate the outhouse	Mike Harcrow
Dormulaic	Formulaic	Sleep patterns	Mike Harcrow
Barticulate	Articulate	Slurred speech	Mike Harcrow
Constantinopal	Constantinople	A semiprecious stone found in the Bosporus region	Mike Harcrow
Atomobile	Automobile	The future of alternatively-fueled vehicles	Mike Harcrow
Weepend	Weekend	A Saturday funeral	Mike Harcrow
Octoputz	Octopus	Eight times the normal foolishness or clumsiness	Mike Harcrow
Carcophony	Cacophony	A mini van full of children	Aura Marie Curtis
Memorrhaging	Hemorrhaging	Losing your mind	Emile Ouellette
Matheter	Catheter	A drain to rid the mind of high-school trig and calc classes	Mike Harcrow
Wagnetometer	Magnetometer	The measure of a dog’s happiness	Mike Harcrow
Weldgie	Wedgie	An tragic ironworker’s mishap; an unfortunate sealing of one’s glutes	Mike Harcrow
Antelobe	Antelope	The rim of cartilage between the opening of the ear canal and the lower fleshy part of the outer ear	Mike Harcrow
Tweet tooth	Sweet tooth	The ability to whistle	Mike Harcrow
Threadbore	Threadbare	A troll who dominates a Twitter thread	Jackin Yow
Pastastrophe	Catastrophe	Any noodle faux pas	Mike Harcrow
Rament	Lament	The deep sorrow accompanying over-boiled noodles	Mike Harcrow
Pitnic	Picnic	One who creates his own acne scars	Mike Harcrow
Jubilatte	Jubilate	Rejoicing over coffee	Mike Harcrow
Veteram	Veteran	A sheep with battle scars	Mike Harcrow
Superthighway	Superhighway	Exercise plan for the large-hipped	Mike Harcrow
Trailerf	Trailer	Mild expletive used when you jackknife your tow	Mike Harcrow
Convaletsce	Convalesce	Recovery for a car-park attendant	Mike Harcrow
Thousandy	Thousand	Recognizing or addressing Sandra (King James Version)	Mike Harcrow
Longitue	Longitude	The day between Longimon and Longiwed	Mike Harcrow
Counterschlockwise	Counterclockwise	The direction a really cheap watch might run	Mike Harcrow
Smuttlecock	Shuttlecock	A badminton volley piece with a foul mouth and a nasty attitude	Mike Harcrow
Fortunaut	Fortunate	A fortune seeker	Mike Harcrow
Flexhillbillity	Flexibility	Able to be citified	Mike Harcrow
Unsoaphisticated	Unsophisticated	A non-washer	Mike Harcrow
Cameleon	Chameleon	A desert ruminant capable of camelflage	Mike Harcrow
Kinquirer	Inquirer	That nosy aunt	Mike Harcrow
Humorus	Humorous	I sure try! (and succeed ! Ed.)	Mike Harcrow
Sotcrates	Socrates	Boxes for drunks	Mike Harcrow
Slumberm	Slumber	A bed, usually narrow	Mike Harcrow
Cultable	Culpable	Devotees are guilty!!	Carole Marantz
Jocturnal	Nocturnal	Nightly athletes	Carole Marantz
Extravacant	Extravagant	Too many "no shows"	Carole Marantz
Prograsm	Program	The spontaneous proliferation of new programs following excessive stimulation of executive leadership	Stephanie McClain
Threadbard	Threadbare	One who sings sewing instructions	Mike Harcrow
Zimbabway	Zimbabwe	Roadesia	Mike Harcrow
Cropuscle	Corpuscle	A tiny, independent particle with peas planted on it	Mike Harcrow
Scambled	Scrambled	Riddled with grift	Mike Harcrow
Iguano	Iguana	Lizard poop	Mike Harcrow
Kibbutznike	Kibbutznik	Communal running shoes	Mike Harcrow
Kibitkak	Kibitka	Porta-potty	Mike Harcrow
Spoonfled	Spoonfed	In the poem, the dishfled, too	Mike Harcrow
Zenitalia	Genitalia	One’s outer aura	Mike Harcrow
Coagulame	Coagulate	Bad at clotting or jelling	Mike Harcrow
Bleachead	Bleached	Platinum blonde	Mike Harcrow
Colognic	Colonic	A scented enema	Mike Harcrow
Tubmontane	Submontane	A shower drain	Mike Harcrow
Chillingo	Chilling	[1] Specialized language for horror movie scripts; [2] Language of the cool kids	Mike Harcrow
Quizling	Quisling	To win by fraud	Mike Harcrow
Scampie	Scampi	A fraudulent tart	Mike Harcrow
Inconsequintial	Inconsequential	Meaningless sparkles and spangles	Mike Harcrow
Infernot	Inferno	Heaven	Barbara Gross
Legames	Legumes	Playing footsie under the table	Barbara Gross
Frequent Fryer	Frequent Flyer	Guy Fieri or Paula Deen	Barbara Gross
Listastrata	Lysistrata	Geology student’s homework	Barbara Gross
Disembrowel	Disembowel	Attempt to pluck eyebrows ... with pliers	Jackin Yow
Faithling	Faithing	A new convert	Mike Harcrow
Elips	Elipse	What to use to give a virtual kiss	Barbara Gross
Sourghum	Sorghum	Condition treated by a periodontist	Barbara Gross
Alabasterd	Alabaster	A guy with a heart of stone.	Barbara Gross
Keauties	Beauties	Very attractive women with their hair in pigtails and butterfly clips	Doug Langmead
InkedIn	LinkedIn	Job site for tattoo artists	Barbara Gross
Farmacy	Pharmacy	A long way to go to pick up a prescription	Barbara Gross
Pharmacy’s	Pharmacy	Drug counter at a department store	Barbara Gross
Kiddish	Yiddish	The language spoken by Israeli children	Barbara Gross
Tarchaic	Archaic	When asphalt is so out-of-date that you opt for a concrete driveway	Jane Sasser
Statin Island	Staten Island	A place where residents are known for their low rate of heart disease	Barbara Gross
Carbuckle	Carbuncle	Seat belt	Barbara Gross
Conpassion	Compassion	Anything to get her in the sack	Jackin Yow
Massignation	Assignation	Group grope	Jackin Yow
Ranthem	Anthem	Protest music	Mike Harcrow
Corrugrate	Corrugate	A dollar-store cheese or vegetable julienning device	Mike Harcrow
Superpious	Superbious	Papal in nature	Mike Harcrow
Obstunate	Obstinate	Determined to shock	Carole Marantz
Gemagogue	Demagogue	Despotic jewelry appraiser	Carole Marantz
Excaptional	Exceptional	Unique inscription	Carole Marantz
Enterprose	Enterprise	Wordy undertaking	Carole Marantz
Sononyms	Synonyms	Similar male children	Carole Marantz
Carpetbanger	Carpetbagger	Sex on the living room floor	Geoff Williams
Barberian	Barbarian	Army haircuts	Geoff Williams
Corpmuscle	Corpuscle	A company that includes free gym passes as part of its benefit package	Geoff Williams
Celloplane	Cellophane	A method of transportation for an orchestra	Geoff Williams
Gridge	Bridge	Animosity at the card table	Geoff Williams
Psunami	Tsunami	A tidal wave in the eastern Mediterranean	Mike Harcrow
Filmflam	Flimflam	To document a grifter	Barbara Gross
Rikotter	Ricotta	Welcome back cheese to my diet	Barbara Gross
Uslurp	Usurp	To seize someone’s drink at a 7-11	Barbara Gross
Croissaint	Croissant	A communion wafer	Mike Harcrow
Didgerido	Didgeridoo	Aboriginal faux pas	Mike Harcrow
Scurge	Scourge	To punish with an endless lecture	Mike Harcrow
Phlebottomy	Phlebotomy	Taking blood from behind	Mike Harcrow
Pettery	Pottery	Beswick figurines	Mike Harcrow
Cwminal	Criminal	A Welsh felon	Mike Harcrow
Birthpay	Birthday	Natal tab	Mike Harcrow
Celibrate	Celibate	A non-orgy	Mike Harcrow
Orcat	Orca	Just another unsuccessful chimera	Mike Harcrow
Circusstance	Circumstance	One’s view on clown and animal acts	Mike Harcrow
Crepusculard	Crepuscular	Evening bacon	Mike Harcrow
Uncomma	Uncommon	Without Oxford conformity	Mike Harcrow
Toriander	Coriander	Right-wing parsley	Mike Harcrow
Saladmander	Salamander	Unexpected protein in your greens	Mike Harcrow
Domimatrix	Dominatrix	Motherboard	Mike Harcrow
Knaif	Naif	Sharp but innocent	Mike Harcrow
Pursonalized	Personalized	Cat’s unique sound	Carole Marantz
Avocalypse	Apocalypse	Anti-vax disaster	Carole Marantz
Maskmaster	Taskmaster	Dr. Fauci’s attitude re masks	Carole Marantz
Liurnal	Diurnal	Daily lies	Carole Marantz
Timpid	Limpid	A small soggy donut marketed by a Canadian corporation	Geoff Williams
Tyruant	Truant	A dictator who skipped all of his school years	Geoff Williams
Marathin	Marathon	A diet based on running 26.2 miles a day	Geoff Williams
Fargery	Forgery	Crime in a N Dakota city	Geoff Williams
Mastodont	Mastodon	Why those big creatures went extinct	Geoff Williams
Resisdance	Resistance	Wallflower	Mike Harcrow
Conifermation	Confirmation	Correctly recognizing evergreens	Mike Harcrow
Minibum	Minimum	A diminutive panhandler	Mike Harcrow
Volkswager	Volkswagen	The people’s bet	Mike Harcrow
Cordled	Curdled	To have gained a ropy viscosity	Mike Harcrow
Opprobarium	Opprobrium	The disgrace of the enema	Mike Harcrow
Naidamant	Naivete	Cocksure viridity in the Garden of Eden	Doug Langmead
Shipboleth	Shibboleth	No whistling aboard	Jackin Yow
Wiurnal	Diurnal	Daily questions	Carole Marantz
Uncertainly	Uncertainty	Having a bit of difficulty working on Heisenberg’s theory	Geoff Williams
Triobites	Trilobites	Tiny sandwiches that can be consumed in three mouthfuls	Geoff Williams
Bollicles	Follicles	Tufts of hair in strategic places on the male body	Geoff Williams
Castronaut	Astronaut	Cuban space man	Geoff Williams
Madshipman	Midshipman	A sailor who can no longer stand being at sea for long periods	Geoff Williams
Madshipman	(Comment)	.....and joining the Stern Gang	Doug Langmead
Fantango	Fandango	What Barcelona soccer club supporters do after a big win	Geoff Williams
Blandmange	Blancmange	Hospital meals	Geoff Williams
Lusterine	Listerine	A very special mouthwash that raises your libido as it cleanses your mouth	Geoff Williams
Semiconductor	Semiconductors	Dispatcher at an electric trucking company	Anne DelCampo
Cologneoscopy	Colonoscopy	Eau de merde	Anne DelCampo
Fakeboarding	Wakeboarding	Keeping surf gear strapped to your car but having no idea how to use it	Mike Harcrow
Crudeites	Crudites	A veritable variety of vulgar vegetables	Anne DelCampo
Drunkyard	Drunkard	A Biergarten	Anne DelCampo
Galabaster	Alabaster	Festive white stone or plaster	Mike Harcrow
Syclophant	Sycophant	A one-eyed brownnoser	Mike Harcrow
Rustacean	Crustacean	An oxidized lobster	Mike Harcrow
Dachahund	Dachshund	Strays on vacation	Mike Harcrow
Itiful	Pitiful	Full of it	Mike Harcrow
Scantilever	Cantilever	A Juliet balcony	Mike Harcrow
Toiletrees	Toiletries	Camping solution	Mike Harcrow
Peallets	Pellets	Kumquats	Mike Harcrow
Nopinion	Opinion	Gearless	Mike Harcrow
Feztoon	Festoon	A garland of Tommy Coopers, "just like that"!	Doug Langmead
Potti	Potto	A tiny mammal that when frightened hides under the bed	Geoff Williams
Transmogrifry	Transmogrify	Intending to return to earth after death as an angel one makes a wrong turn	Geoff Williams
Tramsmoggify	Transmogrify	After ones death returning to earth as a cat	Geoff Williams
Ambiguilty	Ambiguity	On the other hand I just may have done it	Geoff Williams
Cracket	Cricket	A new game for those with short attention spans wherein you toss a walnut in the air and try to break it with a bat made of willow	Geoff Williams
Raination	Ruination	England	Geoff Williams
Etoxic	Exotic	Cyber-transmitted mortality	Emile Ouellette
Arubala	Arugula	Salad popular in the Caribbean	Barbara Gross
Amplesauce	Applesauce	My pasta is fine.	Barbara Gross
Ali Babka	Ali Baba	The guy who stole my cake	Barbara Gross
Leefully	Gleefully	Not on the sunny side	Mike Harcrow
Dronedary	Dromedary	A remote-control camel	Mike Harcrow
Shinoceros	Rhinoceros	An irradiated ungulate	Mike Harcrow
Mugnetic	Magnetic	Attracted to huge cups	Carole Marantz
Tenophobic	Xenophobic	Anti anything ten !	Carole Marantz
Baliroom	Ballroom	A place to stay in Indonesia	Mike Harcrow
Roblematic	Problematic	Costume malfunction	Mike Harcrow
Irefighter	Firefighter	One who suppresses her displeasure	Mike Harcrow
Optometryst	Optometrist	More than just an eye appointment	Mike Harcrow
Psichises	Psychoses	Problems with Greek letters	Mike Harcrow
Courtesank	Courtesan	A drowned lover	Mike Harcrow
Bona fidos	Bona fides	Pedigreed pets	Barbara Gross
Ayatollyah	Ayatollah	You should have listened to me!	Barbara Gross
Finefighter	Firefighter	One who protests a parking ticket	Barbara Gross
Camellot	Camelot	Where to park your camel	Barbara Gross
Home nun	Home run	Noun. Possibly an Adj as well. When a member of a religious community of women does something that is particularly successful.	Thomas G Keller
Procrestination	Procrastination	Sleeping while you don’t do stuff	Mike Harcrow
Hamomlet	Hamlet	Danish breakfast dish	Barbara Gross
Diary Queen	Dairy Queen	Elizabeth’s secrets revealed!	Barbara Gross
Fandingle	Fandangle	Aficionados’ glen	Mike Harcrow
Anteclimax	Anticlimax	To bet after the cards are dealt	Barbara Gross
A Propost	A Propos	Per your Instagram	Barbara Gross
Riga Mortis	Rigor Mortis	How to tell if a Latvian is dead	Barbara Gross
Jursy	Jury	What one wears to a trial	Mike Harcrow
Exanimation	Examination	A former cartoon	Mike Harcrow
Comppost	Compost	Stamp not required	Barbara Gross
Lavander	Lavender	The sweet smell after a volcanic eruption	Barbara Gross
Barigold	Marigold	Flower-shaped ingot	Barbara Gross
Toothwaste	Toothpaste	Plaque	Barbara Gross
Cannibalis	Cannabis	Eating marijuana instead of smoking it	Barbara Gross
Consommation	Consummation	Finishing your soup	Barbara Gross
Shofart	Shofar	A ram’s horn badly blown	Mike Harcrow
Perkale	Percale	Bed sheets made of finely woven cabbage	Mike Harcrow
Plumbingo	Plumbing	Suddenly discovering, after hours of frustrated investigation, the source of a pipe leak	Mike Harcrow
Jurisrudence	Jurisprudence	The study of unrefined barristry	Mike Harcrow
Bruischetta	Bruschetta	When the tomatoes are banged up but you top your toast with them anyway	Mike Harcrow
Brushetta	Bruschetta	What to do when Etta’s hair is untidy	Mike Harcrow
Fecathlon	Decathlon	Dodging ten piles at the dog park	Mike Harcrow
Atmospthere	Atmosphere	Not this planet’s gaseous envelope but that one’s	Mike Harcrow
Sorgum	Sorghum	The after effect of a tooth-pulling	Mike Harcrow
Scrambble	Scramble	Coming up with WPMI words whilst shuffling tiles in an attempt to maximise your Scrabble score.	Doug Langmead
Rapitalist	Capitalist	One who’s made lots of money by intoning profane patter to an incessant beat	Mike Harcrow
Sandoff	Standoff	What you want most after a day at the beach...that and a margarita	Mike Harcrow
Barbuncle	Carbuncle	The wittiest of your parent’s male siblings	Mike Harcrow
Prevaridate	Prevaricate	Use someone else’s picture on match.com	Barbara Gross
Revote control	Remote control	Runoff election	Barbara Gross
Lollipot	Lollipop	Halloween basket	Barbara Gross
Gelatinoun	Gelatinous	A jiggly person, place, or thing	Mike Harcrow
Stadistics	Statistics	Doing cruel, unspeakable things with numbers	Geoff Williams
Gon	Gin	I only opened this bottle half an hour ago-where did it all go?	Geoff Williams
Puntificate	Pontificate	Papal double entendre	Mike Harcrow
Habitbat	Habitat	A flying mammal that will cause a nun to dance unexpectedly when she dresses	Mike Harcrow
Carnifore	Carnivore	One who golfs poorly with meatballs	Mike Harcrow
Flourescent	Fluorescent	The wonderful smell in a bakery	Barbara Gross
Vaccinenation	Vaccination	A country where everyone has gotten their shots	Barbara Gross
Skimpee	Skimpy	A sewage treatment plant	Mike Harcrow
Caravat	Caravan	Several fermentation or mixing tanks in a row	Mike Harcrow
Ideorogue	Ideologue	Proponent of an unexpected way	Mike Harcrow
Carburrito	Carburetor	What regulates the air to gas ratio in flatulence	Mike Harcrow
Floorish	Flourish	Appearing to be an indoor walking surface	Mike Harcrow
Contemporare	Contemporary	Sliced fresh off the cow and served immediately	Mike Harcrow
Curfail	Curtail	A creature’s inability to be a dog	Mike Harcrow
Palrate	Palpate	BFF or not	Mike Harcrow
Henbrews	Hebrews	Tea for chickens	Mike Harcrow
Divotee	Devotee	A cusp-topped toothpick holding a golfer’s Club Sandwich together.	Doug Langmead
Bich	Bach	Too hot to Handel	Jackin Yow
Medelsohn	Mendelssohn	Bruch’s nemesis	Jackin Yow
Petulent	Petulant	Borrow "man’s best friend"	Carole Marantz
Piurnal	Diurnal	Daily dessert	Carole Marantz
Catasonic	Catatonic	Silent sound	Carole Marantz
Attequator	Attenuator	A big knob that reduces circumferential amplitude	Mike Harcrow
Stercoraleous	Stercoraceous	Relating to marine polyp poop	Mike Harcrow
Beathoven	Beethoven	Mozart	Jackin Yow
Philthy	Filthy	Philip, before his bath	Mike Harcrow
Mystress	Mistress	Problems with a lover	Mike Harcrow
Conchubine	Concubine	A gastropodic courtesan	Mike Harcrow
Ussessment	Assessment	Evaluation of our group	Mike Harcrow
Rubrick	Rubric	When the assignment outweighs the purview of the course	Mike Harcrow
Bicyclops	Bicyclist	A one-eyed giant with the rare genetic abnormality of two eyes	Mike Harcrow
Gaspirin	Aspirin	Head and tummy tabs	Mike Harcrow
Emoat	Moat	A melodramatic ditch	Mike Harcrow
Harmonicab	Harmonica	A taxi driver with a mouth organ	Mike Harcrow
Circusitous	Circuitous	When a three-ring show takes the long way to its next venue	Mike Harcrow
Dymanic	Dynamic	Expire frenetically	Jackin Yow
Taxipermist	Taxidermist	Someone who can give you a ride, style your hair and leave you looking dead gorgeous	Doug Williams
Amoelba	Amoeba	An organism that is delicious when spread on toasted crackers( you need rather a lot)	Geoff Williams
Eggcentric	Egocentric	A person fixated on Chickens	Geoff Williams
Astrongent	Astringent	A weightlifter	Geoff Williams
Snobservation	Observation	Elitist point of view	Emile Ouellette
Anchorale	Anchorage	A singing group that just stands there	Mike Harcrow
Abchemy	Alchemy	Magic weight loss	Mike Harcrow
Cabrogate	Abrogate	Refusing to take a taxi that you have hailed because you do not like the look of thee driver	Geoff Williams
Arrogrant	Arrogant	Allocation of arrows to English bowmen at Agincourt by Henry V	Geoff Williams
Assympotmatic	Asymptomatic	Those that believe if they show no symptoms of Covid after vaccination that they cannot be carriers and thereafter ignore the standard safety precautions	Geoff Williams
Congomeration	Conglomeration	Central-African mash-up	Mike Harcrow
Supertankard	Supertanker	The 5-gallon stein	Mike Harcrow
Nincomplop	Nincompoop	A fool’s fall	Mike Harcrow
Sapport	Support	Deplete wine	Carole Marantz
Infermation	Information	Implied knowledge	Carole Marantz
Cacophuny	Cacophony	Amusing noise	Carole Marantz
Teanderthal	Neanderthal	Ancient beverage	Carole Marantz
Controverse	Controversy	A musical or poetic chorus, refrain, or bridge	Mike Harcrow
Cryoplastic	Pyroclastic	Artificial, moldable compound created in below-freezing temperatures	Mike Harcrow
Coiffume	Coiffure	The olfactory effect of too much AquaNet	Mike Harcrow
Reasonate	Resonate	To prove a point over and over and over	Balazs Monoki
Reeferee	Referee	Cannabis quality manager	Balazs Monoki
Haberdishery	Haberdashery	Men’s unwashed kitchenware and accessories	Balazs Monoki
Vetflix	Netflix	Streaming movies about war or animals.	Barbara Gross
Jackplot	Jackpot	A plan to steal a car.	Barbara Gross
Fillybuster	Filibuster	A bronco who trains female horses	Barbara Gross
stop & stop	stop & shop	Don’t go into that supermarket!	Barbara Gross
iProne	iPhone	Tending to shop for electronic equipment at an Apple store	Barbara Gross
Crudenza	Credenza	A sideboard requiring refurbishment	Mike Harcrow
Chancellation	Cancellation	When the choir sings at the altar	Mike Harcrow
Postmax	Postman	The charge for a first-class stamp (with insurance and tracking and overnight delivery and a mint on your pillow)	Mike Harcrow
Cycalone	Cyclone	One person on a tandem bike, riding like the wind	Doug Langmead
Perfum	Perfume	Scented vapes	Mike Harcrow
Cycalone	Cyclone	One on a tandem bike	Mike Harcrow
Guestrouse	Guesthouse	A wake-up call	Mike Harcrow
Eproxy	Epoxy	A sticky surrogate	Mike Harcrow
Kwaiser	Kaiser	Ruler of a river in Thailand	Mike Harcrow
Gardenial	Gardenia	One who insists she has a green thumb in spite of her perpetual herbal casualties	Mike Harcrow
Implank	Implant	To be injured by a particularly large splinter	Mike Harcrow
Ocarenal	Ocarina	A kidney-shaped flute	Mike Harcrow
Piecurst	Piecrust	One’s continuing inability to successfully make tarts	Mike Harcrow
Adoriginal	Aboriginal	One’s first child or first love	Mike Harcrow
Hanquettes	Banquettes	Tiny nautical fasteners	Mike Harcrow
Sequinox	Equinox	The time of year when female performers switch out their costumes	Mike Harcrow
Commissaly	Commissary	Catholic bookstore	Mike Harcrow
Phododendron	Rhododendron	The genus of shrub on which rice noodles are grown	Mike Harcrow
Nympholispy	Nympholepsy	The speech impediment many guys get around beautiful women	Mike Harcrow
Asympotes	Asymptotes	Adjacent sterilized donkeys	Name withheld
Grinn	Grin	Adapting traditional Fairy stories to provide a happy ending	Geoff Williams
Camoose	Vamoose	Making your getaway in the back of a railway train	Geoff Williams
Pakestinian	Palestinian	The uncanny ability to take two diverse nationalities and insult them both at the same time	Geoff Williams
Niked	Nike	Appearing in public wearing nothing but running shoes	Geoff Williams
Sunkdeck	Sundeck	It did not look anything like that on the original plans dear	Geoff Williams
Cautherize	Cauterize	Giving the OK to the surgeon to ram electric wires up your nose	Geoff Williams
Glutz	Glitz	Just too much bling	Geoff Williams
Coaterie	Coterie	That place in a theatre where you leave your outer garments	Geoff Williams
Fortumately	Fortunately	Lucky in love	Geoff Williams
Lackadaisycal	Lackadaisical	Not showing enough enthusiasm, for the lack of a daisy.	Vali Jamal
Damphlets	Pamphlets	Brochures distributed in the rain	Mike Harcrow
Yomage	Homage	Street greet for Houdini, Copperfield, et al	Mike Harcrow
Quicksend	Quicksand	Instant electronic transfer of funds, information, communication, etc.	Mike Harcrow
Checkmane	Checkmate	The purpose of mirrors	Mike Harcrow
Delicatessence	Delicatessen	The smell of sliced meats	Mike Harcrow
Hamisphere	Hemisphere	Comedy night club	Jackin Yow
Egotesticle	Egotistical	Self important male	Laura Ciszek
Rectumference	Circumference	The measurement of how big an asshole you are.	Dana Belanger
Misteake	Mistake	A diet characterized by an excessive amount of red meat.	John Amodeo
Ficuspid	Bicuspid	Toothy shrubbery	Mike Harcrow
Astroblume	Astrobleme	Flowers in a crater	Mike Harcrow
Axtinguish	Extinguish	Destroy with hatchet	Carole Marantz
Energaze	Energize	Intense stare	Carole Marantz
Carpulent	Corpulent	Oversized vehicle	Carole Marantz
Quarterbock	Quarterback	South African trying out for US Pro team	Geoff Williams
Lattrine	Latrine	The absolute worst cup of coffee you have ever had	Geoff Williams
Connectar	Connector	A juicy link	Mike Harcrow
Poseidont	Poseidon	No fish-fry tonight, dear	Jackin Yow
Afrodite	Aphrodite	Her Nubian cousin	Jackin Yow
Arthemis	Artemis	Used car lot, specializing in souped-up muscle cars	Jackin Yow
Twitans	Titans	The other slew of kids whom Uranus and Gaia preferred not to acknowledge	Jackin Yow
Panopoly	Panoply	A board game using cookware as game pieces	Mike Harcrow
Fallters	Falters	Wireless parachutes	Doug Langmead
Levelator	Elevator	Goes only left and right	Emile Ouellette
Floccident	Flocculent	An unexpected rip in one’s sweater	Mike Harcrow
Chuffle	Shuffle	A brute’s impaired gait	Mike Harcrow
Ghievery	Thievery	Stolen butter	Mike Harcrow
Curddly	Cuddly	Whey too affectionate	Doug Langmead
Alcoolic	Alcoholic	Addicted to air conditioning	Mike Harcrow
Cornery	Ornery	1. Cantankerous maize 2. Stuck at the junction of two walls	Mike Harcrow
Impoachment	Impoachment	What is done to a politician who gets into hot water	Barbara Gross
Spigox	Spigot	Wall-mounted oxygen tap	Mike Harcrow
Tarmentor	Tormentor	One who teaches others how to lay asphalt surfaces	Geoff Williams
Flirtattious	Flirtatious	Inked seductress	Mike Harcrow
Octopun	Octopus	Maximum number of inferences known to exist in a single word joke	Mike Harcrow
Barberian	Barbarian	A savage hairdresser	Mike Harcrow
Columnbine	Columbine	A tall, rigid wildflower; a manly buttercup	Mike Harcrow
Strutegy	Strategy	Swagger stress	Carole Marantz
Cafegorize	Categorize	Analysis of simple fare eateries	Carole Marantz
Misogylist	Misogynist	A compilation of despised women	Carole Marantz
Violeft	Violet	Purple on the port side	Mike Harcrow
Provokst	Provost	An easily annoyed administrator	Mike Harcrow
Porcupince	Porcupine	A rodent with both offensive and defensive weaponry	Mike Harcrow
Misteake	Mistake	A diet characterized by an excessive amount of red meat.	John Amodeo
Afghonistan	Afghanistan	USA finally moves all its troops out.	Geoff Williams
Vicarous	Vicarious	A cockney priests ’ome	Geoff Williams
Impdent	Impudent	What a hellion driver may cause	Mike Harcrow
Craptozoology	Cryptozoology	The study of the digestive and expurgation processes of mythical creatures	Mike Harcrow
Ecdysiant	Ecdysiast	A formic pole dancer	Mike Harcrow
Skeptacles	Spectacles	A questionable prescription	Mike Harcrow
Fontrary	Contrary	Insubordinate typesetter	Mike Harcrow
Satisfunktory	Satisfactory	(Self-evident)	Emile Ouellette
Impostrophe	Apostrophe	Given the considerable difficulty the general population has in the proper use of the apostrophe, I suggest we just acknowledge reality and change the word accordingly	Clark Ohnesorge Jr
Inconsoleable	Inconsolable	Going into a deep depression because someone has stolen your favourite stereo system	Geoff Williams
Nongoose	Mongoose	A very confused creature that knows it cannot fly and is afraid of cobras	Geoff Williams
Laoindary	Lapidary	A French rabbit that has been turned to stone	Geoff Williams
Markist-Leninist	Marxist-Leninist	One who gets fed up with spending hours marking Russian students term papers and throws their lot in with revolutionaries	Geoff Williams
Leviscerate	Eviscerate	Steal bluejeans from a clothesline	Jackin Yow
Liverate	Liberate	What cirrhosis did	Jackin Yow
Secretarp	Secretary	Clerk cover	Mike Harcrow
Flockenspiel	Glockenspiel	Harmonious fowl	Mike Harcrow
Bromites	Bromides	Tiny organisms that tend to inhabit your best buddy	Geoff Williams
Astrakan	Astrakhan	Toilet on a Star ship	Geoff Williams
Clamorous	Glamorous	A desire for shellfish; an alluring mollusk	Mike Harcrow
Zuez	Zeus	Egyptian god of maritime mishaps	Jackin Yow
Callipigeon	Callipygian	Sexy strutter on the plaza	Mike Harcrow
Artchery	Archery	Drawing bows	Doug Langmead
Mantankerous	Cantankerous	Describing a guy with a beer belly	Mike Harcrow
Sicophants	Sycophants	Stressed out by teeny insects	Carole Marantz
Catcus	Caucus	Rude,nasty feline	Carole Marantz
Dandylions	Dandelions	Glamorous beasts	Carole Marantz
Mollydoddle	Mollycoddle	Or should I hold out for Hermione?	Jackin Yow
Signecure	Sinecure	A job where one teaches people who can only make an X how to sign their names properly	Geoff Williams
Suffolcated	Suffocated	Moving your home to one in an Eastern English county	Geoff Williams
Squallor	Squalor	Debris after a storm	Mike Harcrow
Apostrophy	Apostrophe	An ancient award given to the Disciple who performed most miracles in a month	Geoff Williams
Ballbearers	Pallbearers	Jock straps	Geoff Williams
Bridgegroom	Bridegroom	Marrying your card playing partner	Geoff Williams
Piloton	Peloton	Stage leaders in the Tour de France	Doug Williams
Circulard	Circular	Molson’s muscle or Labatt’s lump	Jackin Yow
Antimalardial	Antimalarial	Buckshot	Jackin Yow
Troothache	Toothache	That poignant moment when you tell your child that there is no Tooth Fairy	Geoff Williams
Tempo di false	Tempo di valse	When the movement states it’s a dance but the meter is 7/8	Mike Harcrow
Lordial	Cordial	With the air of minor royalty	Mike Harcrow
Murkantile	Mercantile	Five-and-dime after a flood	Mike Harcrow
Klondive	Klondike	A polar bear plunge	Mike Harcrow
Alcaczar	Alcazar	A Russian potentate in a Spanish castle	Mike Harcrow
Deracifate	Deracinate	Death of a carrot	Mike Harcrow
Hodiearnal	Hodiernal	Daily wage	Mike Harcrow
Lycranthropy	Lycanthropy	Becoming a werewolf in spandex	Mike Harcrow
Snobbygoster	Snollygoster	An unscrupulous classist	Mike Harcrow
Anachronismo	Anachronism	An outdated Atlas	Doug Langmead
Maunderette	Launderette	Coin-operated washing machines which drift during the spin cycle	Mike Harcrow
Reminent	Eminent	Conspicuous has-been	Jackin Yow
Cowbelle	Cowbell	Alluring heifer	Emile Ouellette
Omitous	Vomitous	Dry heaves	Mike Harcrow
Beefriend	Befriend	verb..to form a bond with someone you are barbecuing steak with	Tom St. Louis
Anguillifork	Anguilliform	A tool for roasting an eel	Mike Harcrow
Fintimates	Intimates (v.)	Making fishy insinuations	Mike Harcrow
Shtup	Shut-up	COVID shut-in’s imperative followed by an interrogative?	Jackin Yow
Marathong	Marathon	How your underwear feels after running 26.2 miles	Mike Harcrow
Paradimes	Paradigms	20 cents	Mike Harcrow
Halzheimer’s	Alzheimer’s	The new wonder drug: now you can hide your own Easter Eggs	Jackin Yow
Antidisestabfishment- arianism	Antidisestablishment- arianism	Opposition to the retraction of government funding for spearfishing	Mike Harcrow
Superindentent	Superintendent	One prone to using multiple tab stops	Mike Harcrow
Administraitor	Administrator	A conspiratorial bureaucrat	Mike Harcrow
Connaption	Conniption	A tantrum at nap time	Mike Harcrow
Logomacho	Logomachy	Fisticuffs over verbiage; manly wordsmithing	Mike Harcrow
Manumental	Monumental	Alpha male	Carole Marantz
Reasurrection	Resurrection	Sildenafil	Jackin Yow
Mobarchist	Monarchist	A member of the Mafia who just loves the British Royal family	Geoff Williams
Stitltify	Stultify	To perform a daring circus act	Geoff Williams
Ringleaver	Ringleader	Hanging up on unidentified phone calls	Geoff Williams
Shirthanded	Shorthanded	A desperate last second attempt at a tackle in a rugby game.	Geoff Williams
Curlycues	Curlicues	Spending your time waiting in the line up for your Covid shot by standing in a maze	Geoff Williams
Ambergrios	Ambergris	Smelling like a rose but feeling like shit	Doug Langmead
Flaw	Law	Abnormally long arms	Doug Langmead
Hazel tov	Mazel tov	An expression of congratulations with a noticeable tinge of envy	Mike Harcrow
Noctambullyst	Noctambulist	One who is mean to others only in his dreams	Mike Harcrow
Nudacity	Nugacity	Undressing without purpose	Mike Harcrow
Gibraltard	Gibraltar	A marriage on the rocks	Doug Langmead
Evicerate	Eviscerate	An ancient tradition of cutting large slices out of sinners in order to relieve them of their sinful ways	Geoff Williams
Surver	Surfer	A phenomenon usually found in Hawaii wherein natives ride surfboards out to stranded novice surfers and deliver a cocktail to them	Geoff Williams
Expirate	Expiate	A retired buccaneer	Geoff Williams
Ickles	Pickles	Kimchi	Mike Harcrow
Songram	Sonogram	Evidence of a boy	Mike Harcrow
Bloodsnot	Bloodshot	Result of a ruptured nasal vessel	Mike Harcrow
Capillardy	Capillary	Porcine blood supplier	Mike Harcrow
Guntrifry	Gentrify	Thoughts, actions and speech intensely influenced by the Second Amendment	Carole Marantz
Bullyache	Bellyache	Sick of constant harassment	Carole Marantz
Hosterical	Hysterical	Over-indulges guests	Carole Marantz
Non trippo	Non troppo	A musical directive meaning screw up“allegro non trippo", for example, means “quickly and without embarrassing yourself"	Mike Harcrow
Pinebibber	Winebibber	Ewell Gibbons	Mike Harcrow
Rhinoclastic	Rhinoplastic	Pertaining to fossilized fragments of horned ungulates	Mike Harcrow
Lollygaffe	Lollygag	A hard candy faux pas	Mike Harcrow
Tunambulist	Funambulist	An ocean food-fish walking a highwire	Mike Harcrow
Stenturian	Stentorian	Living for at least a hundred years with a dicky heart	Geoff Williams
Teemites	Termites	Very small golfers	Geoff Williams
Primodeniture	Primogeniture	Your son and heir’s first tooth	Geoff Williams
Semiquiver	Semiquaver	A poor economy in Nottingham Forest causes Robin Hood and his Merry Men to cut down sharply on the number of arrows that they carry	Geoff Williams
Corgies	Corgis	What happens at Buckingham Palace when the Queen is away and she puts Prince Andrew in charge of her beloved dogs.	Geoff Williams
Obestreperous	Obstreperous	A weight-defiant/control-defiant person	Vali Jamal
Hornitholigist	Ornitholigist	A person with deep thoughts of sexual activities with birds	Allan Diamond
Vaccinaked	Vaccinated	When you took off your shirt to get a shot, because you couldn’t roll up your sleeve high enough. In a sentence: I went to get my COVID-19 vaccination, and ended up getting vaccinaked	Charles Hostetler
Cowefficient	Coefficient	A champion milk producer	Geoff Williams
Wimpledon	Wimbledon	A high level tennis tournament in UK restricted to entry by nuns only	Geoff Williams
Marinaria	Marinara	A saucy little song	Mike Harcrow
Dypseptic	Dyspeptic	Wallowing in a pit of vile fury	Jackin Yow
Mutfi	Mufti	What you pay the pound to take Rover home	Jackin Yow
Sixpeck	Sixpack	1. Chickens who work out 2. Beer supply for a South African	Geoff Williams
Undergrab	Undergrad	University student who makes his living as a pickpocket	Geoff Williams
Coperator	Operator	Person handling the switchboard at the local police station	Geoff Williams
Clan-opener	Can-opener	Claymore	Jackin Yow
Strumpest	Strumpet	1. The most obvious manifestation of the profession 2. The one who will not leave the passenger-side window when the light changes	Jackin Yow
Sackclot	Sackcloth	Kidney stone	Jackin Yow
Daffydil	Daffodil	Crazy soup greens	Carole Marantz
Rafterthought	Afterthought	Maybe the lumberjack should have put on a life jacket	Jackin Yow
Moribunditty	Moribundity	A surprisingly upbeat funeral tune	Anne DelCampo
Spermeate	Permeate	Impregnate	Anne DelCampo
Disembrogue	Disembogue	Take your shoes off	Anne DelCampo
Harmius	Harmonious	The sound of infinity	Mike Harcrow
Uptopia	Utopia	The perfect mountaintop commune	Mike Harcrow
Sirendipity	Serendipity	A chance encounter with a seductress	Anne DelCampo
Misstaken	Mistaken	Find another prom date	Emile Ouellette
Gravery	Gravy	A fuller-bodied gravy	Amy German
McCaw	Macaw	A Scottish parrot	Mike Harcrow
Pyathlon	Python	A footrace for big snakes	Mike Harcrow
Spectaculard	Spectacular	The best pig fat ever	Mike Harcrow
Lampshame	Lampshade	The inability to afford nice interior lighting, leaving you stuck with your parents “vintage pieces"	Mike Harcrow
Hunderstorm	Thunderstorm	When it’s raining cats and dogs but without the cats	Mike Harcrow
Sousapone	Sousaphone	Marching cornbread	Mike Harcrow
Harpentry	Carpentry	Cue for the harpist	Mike Harcrow
Lagin	Login	Procrastinate	Carole Marantz
Superfacial	Superficial	Large Face	Carole Marantz
Reffluvium	Effluvium	Ump’s odious calls	Jackin Yow
Evangelastic	Evangelistic	Ready to move to a more religion as necessary	Geoff Williams
Collargen	Collagen	The little label inside a mans shirt to tell you the size of the neck	Geoff Williams
Scrawn	Scrawny	The opposite of brawn; brute wimpiness	Mike Harcrow
Harmacy	Pharmacy	An apothecary devoted to breaking the Hippocratic Oath	Mike Harcrow
Urneasiness	Uneasiness	Feelings of anxiety or discomfort in a crematorium	Mia Debidin
Prostaute	Prostate	When confronted with a really good reason to pucker	Jackin Yow
Allygator	Alligator	A supportive, encouraging swamp reptile	Mike Harcrow
Uranating	Urinating/Pissing	An astronaut passing into space on his way to the seventh planet	Doug Langmead
Paladroit	Maladroit	That awkward friend	Mike Harcrow
Bolshevicks	Bolsheviks	Cold remedy used by Russian revolutionaries	Geoff Williams
Falsyhood	Falsehood	Plush cashmere sweater	Jackin Yow
Emergencry	Emergency	In politics, climate, sexuality, colour, public health, language, employment, voting, etc., etc., "s not fair!"	Jackin Yow
Transmatable	Transmutable	Chacun son got!	Jackin Yow
Prepperoni	Pepperoni	One item in a doomsday survival kit	Mike Harcrow
Importank	Important	Mechanized cavalry purchased from another country	Mike Harcrow
Consommate	Consummate	When a groom in his dotage makes a potage of his stewardship	Doug Langmead
Cargohydrates	Carbohydrates	A shipload of organic compounds	Geoff Williams
Orgiental	Oriental	Hot times in Shanghai	Geoff Williams
Veteranarians	Veterinarians	Old soldiers who have gone to the dogs	Geoff Williams
Dimosaurs	Dinosaurs	Why they went extinct	Geoff Williams
Blaseball	Baseball	39000 Texans who could not care less about contracting a serious disease so long as they can watch a baseball game and drink beer in public	Geoff Williams
Perpetractor	Perpetrator	Miscreant farm vehicle	Mike Harcrow
Suspicnicious	Suspicious	A questionable outdoor meal	Mike Harcrow
Airwhorthy	Airworthy	Mail-order inflatable companion	Jackin Yow
Excement	Excrement	Support payments that bind	Jackin Yow
Rifft-rafft	Riff-raff	Many a marital bed	Jackin Yow
Femurl	Femur	The underpinning of a hippy chick	Doug Langmead
Palitics	Politics	Elected work for pals not their constituents	Carole Marantz
Equinot	Equinox	Equal, we are not !	Carole Marantz
Jockularity	Jocularity	A Scottish sense of humour	Geoff Williams
Admenistration	Administration	The business and financial side of the advertising trade	Geoff Williams
Splinth	Plinth	A statue erected in honour of a man with a lisp and a broken arm	Geoff Williams
Dentropy	Entropy	So, your average lay-about man-cave?	Jackin Yow
Intertitial	Interstitial	Er, cleavage?	Jackin Yow
Blockdown	Lockdown	Bricklayers calls for strike action	Jackin Yow
Pigmeant	Pigment	Wrong color	Emile Ouellette
Forrest	forest	A place far away you go to for rest	Donna Di Paolo
Queery	Query	Verb: To ask a friend if they are lesbian, gay, bi-sexual, transgender, queer or questioning. Noun: The question being asked to learn a friend’s sexual orientation.	Jerry Steinberg
Jourknee	Journey	Joint issues from tourist walking	Mike Harcrow
Misprison	Misprision	Parole	Geoff Williams
Compactibilty	Compatibilty	Learning to drive in a small car	Geoff Williams
Gharish	Garish	Where a drunkard parks his car	Geoff Williams
Diswillery	Distillery	An establishment that produces less than palpable Spiritus Frumenti	Mary Ellen Quigley
Insurgeonts	Insurgents	Rebel doctors	Mike Harcrow
Conglamerate	Conglomerate	A large group of flamboyant people	Mike Harcrow
Patternoster	Paternoster	Delivering a sermon by text message	Geoff Williams
Dignosed	Diagnosed	Someone with a proboscis like a shovel	Geoff Williams
Flootball	Football	A team game wherein one has to control a soccer ball while playing a musical instrument	Geoff Williams
Amorpheous	Amorphous/Morpheus	A dream lover on a malleable matrix	Doug Langmead
Porkmanteau	Portmanteau	A pigskin brief case	Geoff Williams
Shiitaker	Shiitake	Kept-in-the-dark kowtower	Jackin Yow
Subpeony	Subpoena	Not quite a peony (that is, not showy enough)	Mike Harcrow
Crudition	Erudition	Covering up your high intelligence by using foul language	Geoff Williams
Tumoresque	Humoresque	Suffering from a severe condition but keeping a cheerful attitude	Geoff Williams
Dearthbed	Deathbed	Marital sleeping arrangement in one-bed dysfunctional family	Jackin Yow
Bumbskull	Numbskull	Cranio-rectal inversion	Jackin Yow
Peregrinotions	Peregrinations	So wasted, you think youre actually capable of flight	Jackin Yow
Revaricate	Prevaricate	The practice of habitual liars	Mike Harcrow
Bandemic	Pandemic	Covid 19 hoaxers	Carole Marantz
Urgery	Surgery	Operating on desire	Mike Harcrow
Porcinema	Porcine	Pig movies	Mike Harcrow
Ergotic Hypothesis	Ergodic Hypothesis	The assumption that everyone will eventually touch your Joules at an orgy	Name Witheld
Prognostrilcate	Prognosticate	Foretell by smell	Mike Harcrow
Capriolet	Cabriolet	Cry sent up by a Spaniard seeing a beautiful Island off the Italian West coast for the first time	Geoff Williams
Arabale	Arable	Egyptian beer made from grass clippings	Geoff Williams
Hindfast	Handfast	Constipated	Jackin Yow
Belaborate	Elaborate	Skewer to exhaustion	Jackin Yow
Duporable	Deplorable	Capable of being duped	Carole Marantz
Ninentity	Nonenity	Ninety year old person of worth	Carole Marantz
Plebean	Plebeian	The pedestrian pinto, the lowly lentil, the common cannelini	Anne DelCampo
Usquelaugh	Usquebaugh	A wee giggle after a wee nip	Anne DelCampo
Consniption	Conniption	Hysterics in the wake of a horrible haircut	Anne DelCampo
Pimpotent	Impotent	Procurers temporary office	Jackin Yow
Sassquatch	Sasquatch	A mouthy bigfoot	Mike Harcrow
Carporeal	Corporeal	Attributes of your automobile	Mike Harcrow
Slarch	Starch	A stiff conifer	Mike Harcrow
Curiocity	Curiosity	An entire metropolitan area of flea markets, souvenir shops, and side shows	Mike Harcrow
Adiosyncratic	Idiosyncratic	Weird, but not really giving a damn what people think	Jackin Yow
Archestra	Orchestra	A grouping of partial circles	Mike Harcrow
Elangation	Elongation	A state of prolonged panache	Mike Harcrow
Lootenant	Lieutenant	A renter who can only afford the bathroom	Mike Harcrow
Assoon	Bassoon	A short-lived bass instrument of the woodwind family that never sounded any better than gassy	Mike Harcrow
Altrustic	Altruistic	A farm worker who stands in for another who is absent	Geoff Williams
Pigmeant	Pigment	Pork substitute	Geoff Williams
Daffydils	Daffodils	Jokester jonquils	Mike Harcrow
Yoncrete	Concrete	Pavement, but over there	Mike Harcrow
Hornery	Ornery	Not getting any; not pleased	Jackin Yow
Findow	Window	View into a fish	Mike Harcrow
Sausafe	Sausage	Chastity belt for men	Mike Harcrow
Funkempt	Unkempt	Brazilian, Landing Strip, etc.	Jackin Yow
Polterheist	Poltergeist	A robbery committed by a noisy ghostly apparition	HR White
Barbohydrates	Carbohydrates	Thorny starches	Mike Harcrow
Serendipoty	Serendipity	Seat up; perfect aim	Jackin Yow
Contemprate	Contemplate	To think out loud	Mike Harcrow
Peritinkle	Periwinkle	The ringing of small, blue-violet bells	Mike Harcrow
Fourlorn	Forlorn	One fewer than fivelorn	Mike Harcrow
Peninsulk	Peninsula	A landmass that’s not an island	Mike Harcrow
Zenouement	Denouement	Peaceful conclusion	Mike Harcrow
Egreasious	Egregious	Bad AND oily	Mike Harcrow
Slalome	Slalom	A skiing seductress	Mike Harcrow
Curflew	Curlew/Curfew	A daylightful bird	Doug Langmead
Draggadocio	Braggadocio	Vainglorious cross-dressing	Jackin Yow
Optimoistic	Optimistic	Salivating at the prospect of imminent success	Jackin Yow
Fratulence	Flatulence	Gaseous emissions emanating from a brother	HR White
esprit de corpse	esprit de corps	a French ghost	HR White
Hindkerchief	Handkerchief	Half a loincloth	Jackin Yow
Stacky	Tacky	Comically over-endowed	Jackin Yow
Rublish	Publish	Defame in print	Jackin Yow
Clarifiction	Clarification	The attempt to make a matter more clear, transparent, or generally understandable foiled by the provision of faulty information invented by one’s imagination, feigned, or otherwise untrue	Emmaline Barnhill
Syndicrated	Syndicated	Mob disposal option	Jackin Yow
Trainslate	Translate	Regular sign seen at British Railways stations	Geoff Williams
Lowbotomy	Lobotomy	Time for a visit to Weight Watchers	Geoff Williams
ROMnants	Remnants	Bytes left over from scraps of memory	Doug Langmead
Justifry	Justify	A single french fry all by itself	Wayne Price
Nopen	Open	When WPM is unavailable to accept your entry	Wayne Price
Nearbour	Neighbour	A friend/acquaintance that strictly live next door, but near by	Adam Grace
Maestroso	Maestro + maestoso	Pompous, arrogant, haughty, and condescending, as in the attitude and demeanor of an orchestral conductor	Mike Harcrow
Oreness	Soreness	Miner malady	Mike Harcrow
Maburka	Mazurka	A lively central-European dance with faces covered	Mike Harcrow
Reduncle	Peduncle	A sunburned relative	Mike Harcrow
Batcoin	Bitcoin	Currency in use by certain denizens of Gotham City	Geoff Williams
Translute	Translate	Stringed instrument played by a person undergoing a sex change	Geoff Williams
Hen Pen	Bull Pen	The area where female baseball pitchers warm up	Anne DelCampo
Promiscuity	Promiscuity	The reason for chaperones at the senior dance	Anne DelCampo
Limperial	Imperial	No heir...no spare	Anne DelCampo
Lassitide	Lassitude	A wave of weariness	Anne DelCampo
Satisfiction	Satisfaction	Unreal satisfaction	Emile Ouellette
Ventriloquest	Ventriloquist	The time it took to get Charlie McCarthy to speak	Mike Harcrow
Mutterance	Utterance	Bark of a mixed-breed dog.	Noah Bond
Decallogue	Decalogue	The 10 Commandments on a sticker	Michael de Silva
Chaphazard	Haphazard	Nude Barrel Racing	Michael de Silva
Spair	Pair	Two extra	Michael de Silva
Fartificial	Artificial	The character of unnatural flatulence	Mike Harcrow
Dribaldry	Ribaldry	Obscene slobber	Mike Harcrow
Flyingpan	Fryingpan	Hero of a J M Barrie book	Geoff Williams
Plongtitude	Longitude	An elaborate but obvious lie, neither an antonym or synonym of platitude , but rather the worlds first use of a rangonym due to the right angle aspects	Nicholas Ashton
Missletoe	Mistletoe	A North Korean game invented by Kim Jong Un‚ wherein if he kisses you on both cheeks you survive and if he does not you get stuffed into the nose cone of the next missile leaving town	Geoff Williams
Verdisimilitude	Verisimilitude	A new opera written in the style of Verdi	Geoff Williams
Biscults	Biscuits	Fanatical followers of carb-only diets	Mike Harcrow
Canapea	Panacea	Legume seeds in a tin cylinder (in Little Italy)	Mike Harcrow
Carsimonious	Parsimonious	Owns a Yugo	Mike Harcrow
Bajaar	Bazaar	A container market	Mike Harcrow
Curtlery	Cutlery	Terse tableware	Mike Harcrow
Ruefuel	Rueful	Fanning the flames of one’s sorrow, shame, or regret	Mike Harcrow
Sexylogist	Sexologist	That cute chick in Shipping	Jackin Yow
Pantoply	Panoply	A display of trousers	Mike Harcrow
Monopolo	Monopoly	A horseback game for one	Mike Harcrow
Deficcant	Desiccant	A laxative	Mike Harcrow
Prescrimption	Prescription	Generic drugs	Mike Harcrow
Browery	Brewery	Manufacturer of paste-on body hair	Mike Harcrow
Octopuns	Octopus	Jokes where the teller always substitutes the word testicles and laughs uproariously	Geoff Williams
Gnuslinger	Gunslinger	A paid killer operating in South Africa	Geoff Williams
Cadillack	Cadillac	Arriving at the posh golf course on your bicycle and finding no one will carry your clubs for you.	Geoff Williams
Chambra	Chambray	Falsies	Jackin Yow
Zoomerang	Boomerang	To suddenly leave a webinar and then shortly return	HR White
Sex	Six	One Seff Efrican less than sivin	Doug Langmead
Wornrows	Cornrows	When your braids need a re-do	Mike Harcrow
Pawcity	Paucity	A metropolitan area for cats and dogs	Mike Harcrow
Oxercise	Exercise	The best way to enhance your bisons	Doug Langmead
Dickotomy	Dichotomy	A very serious male operation whose efficacy is in doubt	Geoff Williams
Maltadroit	Maladroit	Clumsily drink beer, i.e., runs down one’s chin	Jackin Yow
Dialatribe	Dialatribe	Smoke signals	Doug Langmead
Catalysm	Catalyst	Doctrinal impetus	Mike Harcrow
Dragonian	Draconian	The character of a cruel, mythical flying lizard	Mike Harcrow
Chimperty	Champerty	Dressing up a monkey as a politician and expecting the voted peanuts to stream your way	Jackin Yow
Munity	Unity	Dissension in the ranks	Doug Langmead
Immutiny	Mutiny	Steadfast loyalty	Doug Langmead
Bluzzard	Buzzard	A bird of prey that is well adapted for flying in very high winds	Geoff Williams
Petrochomical	Petrochemical	Belief that one can sustain a 21st century economy on PV and fans	Jackin Yow
Cameow	Cameo	Garfields only scene	Michael de Silva
TVdium	Tedium	Daytime content	Michael de Silva
Indingo	Indigo	Blue dog	Michael de Silva
Coop detat	Coup detat	to upset the pecking order of a hen house.	HR White
Vaccinity	Vaccine + Vicinity	Proximity in location to vaccine distribution site, or proximity in time to receiving vaccine.	Samantha Outcalt
Astrolave	Astrolabe	Toilets at the Kennedy Space Centre	Geoff Williams
Syrip	Syrup / Syria	A sticky diplomatic situation in a turbulent Middle Eastern country	Geoff Williams
Cowfound	Confound	A lost bovine no longer lost	Mike Harcrow
Sparkinsons	Parkinsons	A neurological brain disease characterized by fiery outbursts	Mike Harcrow
Cantelope	Canteloupe	When the bolting couple gets caught by her dad	Mike Harcrow
Gneissly	Nicely	How rocks are supposed to play together	Mike Harcrow
Condomnation	Condemnation	Strong disapproval concerning the use of contraceptives	Mia Debidin
Gnuanced	Nuanced	Subtly resembling a wildebeest	Mia Debidin
Adminept	Administration Department (Admin Dept)	The SNAFU Gurus	Doug Langmead
Apexitif	Aperitif	The very best liqueur	Mike Harcrow
Conquitador	Conquistador	The conqueror who didn’t go	Mike Harcrow
Hunchman	Henchman	Cwhiminal minion	Doug Langmead
Longlevity	Longevity	Laughing off the years	Doug Langmead
Discrapancy	Discrepancy	A messy inconsistency	Kenneth Grinnell
Mobivation	Motivation	A reason to run	Mike Harcrow
Flague	Plague	A contagion of banners	Mike Harcrow
Tannoying	Annoying	Causing irritation over a public address system	Mia Debidin
Boastmistress	Toastmistress	I only use silk in whips and ties	Jackin Yow
Totalifarian	Totalitarian	A Jamaican dictator	Geoff Williams
Acapilliaries	Capilliaries	Singing too much and making your blood vessels rupture	Geoff Williams
Intercorpse	Intercourse	Necrophilia	Geoff Williams
Impottent	Impotent	When your instant pot, after age and years of use, is unable to achieve a pressure; resulting in an inability to perform in the kitchen.	Kent Benton
Vaccinity	Vaccine + Vicinity	Proximity in location to vaccine distribution site, or proximity in time to receiving vaccine.	Samantha Outcalt
Muteiny	Mutiny	When people in your Zoom meeting won’t leave themselves muted, and it wrecks the meeting for everyone else.	Beth Winnowski
Deposhition	Deposition	The giving of false information under oath	Kitty Valence
Stevadores	Stevedores	Romantic longshoremen	Alan Phillips
Dietribe	Diatribe	A primitive community of picky eaters	Alan Phillips
Solitairey confinement	Solitary confinement	Locked in a cell with nothing but a deck of cards	Alan Phillips
Nevertitti	Nevertiti	Flat chested Egyptian Empress	Geoff Williams
Tsarcissism	Narcissism	Caveat emperor the ne plus ultra of inflated self-esteem	Doug Langmead
Exclustive	Exclusive	Pining for the previous Mrs.	Jackin Yow
Black-Outs Matter	Black outs matter	Power to the people!	Michael Brawley
Camopers	Campers	Bored kids in a tent	Michael de Silva
Gintellectual	Intellectual	Rummy	Michael de Silva
Embyronic	Embryonic	Before it was known he’d be Lord or Lady B	Jackin Yow
Esteamed	Esteemed	How clams are served in Spain	Michael de Silva
Blandishmint	Blandishment	Candy for good behavior	Michael de Silva
Venomouse	Venomous	Mickey	Michael de Silva
Clairvoyaint	Clairvoyant	Normal	Michael de Silva
Civilant	Sibilant	Hissing politely	Mike Harcrow
Dylsexic	Dyslexic	One who finds adult content in places where it doesn’t exist	Mike Harcrow
Spanxer	Spanner	Compression wear for pipe repair	Mike Harcrow
Emews	Mews	Rowstriches	Doug Langmead
Castroenteris	Gastroenteritis	A stomach ailment that causes the sufferer to keep making speeches of interminable length	Geoff Williams
Pygmites	Pygmies	Short-tempered stunt-men	Doug Langmead
Denisovain	Denisovan	The guy Carly bitched about	Jackin Yow
Cessnation	Cessation	A small plane crash	Mike Harcrow
Freudenstein	Frankenstein	A sapient creature with the head of a scientist and the mind of an analyst	Doug Langmead
Jobster	Lobster	Employment service for crustaceans	Mike Harcrow
Creoche	Brioche + creole	Caribbean bread rolls	Mike Harcrow
Wivalry	Rivalry	Problems with polygamy	Mike Harcrow
Nappenstance	Happenstance	The ability to sleep while standing upright	Geoff Williams
Verbesity	Verbosity	Talking too much makes you fat	Geoff Williams
Sliquid	Liquid	Better-designed pound note	Jackin Yow
Paranorman	Paranormal	Elite group of French troops sent ahead by William the Conqueror to test out Harold’s defences	Geoff Williams
Indepedant	Independant	The person who sits next to you during the local Film Festival and tells you all about the plot nuances and the directors personal life story	Geoff Williams
Tatare	Tatar	Weight of a Turk sans luggage about to board an aircraft	Jackin Yow
Schyster	Shyster	Porta-potti along Unter den Linden	Jackin Yow
Disdrain	Disdain	Down which the last ounce of respect was flushed	Jackin Yow
Disrapt	Disrupt	No longer impressed by the rhetoric	Jackin Yow
Galamari	Calamari	A festive squid	Mike Harcrow
Broquette	Coquette	A flirty guy	Mike Harcrow
Branstorm	Brainstorm	A bad post-breakfast experience in the restroom	Mike Harcrow
Sailient	Salient	The relevance of boating	Mike Harcrow
Equipmen	Equipment	Tool vendors	Mike Harcrow
Sheepskip	Sheepskin	Missing graduation	Mike Harcrow
Jarvest	Harvest	Gleaning jam containers	Mike Harcrow
Whors-de-combat	Hors-de-combat	Camp followers	Jackin Yow
Bugpipe	Bagpipe	Doodlesack with a defective chanter	Jackin Yow
Bonas	Bolas	Extra pay granted to an Argentinian Gaucho for his skill with his lasso	Geoff Williams
Glammer	Glimmer	A movie star whose beauty is beginning to dim	Geoff Williams
Fatotum	Factotum	An underling who got fat on the job, tum reinforcing the meaning	Vali Jamal
Ruedimentary	Rudimentary	Basic regret or a basic French street	Ridley Odonnell
Oxy-Moron	Oxymoron	Someone who regularly uses street drugs.	Michael Brawley
Innoculous	Innocuous	An inoffensive jab	Doug Langmead
Humorlesque	Humoresque	A written or musical composition completely devoid of capriciousness, fantasy, or whimsy	Mike Harcrow
Conquistadorm	Conquistador	The campus gigolo	Mike Harcrow
Theoretipal	Theoretical	Studying the practice of friendship	Mike Harcrow
Obease	Obese	Mobility for the large	Mike Harcrow
Monstrocity	Monstrosity	Tokyo	Mike Harcrow
Abalonely	Abalonely	A mollusk without a date	Mike Harcrow
Presipitation	Precipitation	Indecision over using a drinking straw or not	Mike Harcrow
Verisimiltune	Verisimiltude	A song that borrows most of the music from a well known old tune	Geoff Williams