Welcome to the 2021 Submissions page!
Turn your back for a moment and there are 150 new submissions – about 60 of them posted in this update, including a new collaboration.
Post and riposte ! Our contributors are becoming increasingly fixated on each other’s names of late. Soon to come will be a compendium of contributors with all the ways that they have been parlayed. This week Harcrow strikes back !
We get new words regularly (frequently!) and work to post them as soon as practical. Anyone can contribute using the Submit Words Tab . Remember, “Clever is Better”……and far more likely to be published. Most recent words are at the top – if you like what you see, go back and enjoy some of the oldies but goodies on our Decade of Wordplay page.
Feedback, alternative definitions and suggestions are welcome. You can contact us at wordplay@ptitiude.com Let us know if you like the way things have changed.
| New Word | Original Word | Definition - Clever is Better ! | Name |
|---|---|---|---|
| Ouelletter | Ouellette | Junk mail from Emile | Mike Harcrow |
| Hike | Mike | To raise the bar for heaping humorous sarcasm upon fellow punsters :-) | Emile Ouellette |
| Harcrown | Harcrow | 1. An honour bestowed annually on the person selected as the WPM man/woman of the year. 2. A Cockney corruption of the Ancient ( pre Euro) English word for a two shilling and sixpenny coin(Half a Crown ) | Geoff Williams |
| Frigadier | Brigadier | A superlative icebox | Mike Harcrow |
| Drywail | Drywall | When the tears are all gone but you're still mourning | Geoff Williams |
| Vaudevillain | Vaudevillian | Gangsters with pithy banter, musical acts, and comedy routines | Mike Harcrow |
| Bestigial | Vestigial | Half the man I used to be | Jackin Yow |
| Leprose | Leprosy | An infectious writing style | Mike Harcrow |
| Curparks | Carparks | Leash hooks | Mike Harcrow |
| Puglist | Pugilist | A roster of dogs available for adoption at various SPCA branches throughout the country | Geoff Williams |
| Punslinger | Gunslinger | Someone capable of hurling epithets and sobriquebats with equal facility | Doug Langmead |
| Kincongruous | Incongruous | Black sheep of a family | Mike Harcrow |
| Flortillas | Flotillas + tortillas | Thin, buoyant flour cakes | Mike Harcrow |
| Timberdine | Timberline | Arboreal cuisine | Mike Harcrow |
| Mistache | Mustache | Faint traces of hair above upper lip | Carole Marantz |
| Preemitent | Preeminent | The rumbling buildup that comes before the eruption | Mike Harcrow |
| Stupendour | Stupendous | Incredible severity or sullenness | Mike Harcrow |
| Pestsilence | Pestilence | The calm before the plague of locusts | Geoff Williams & Gillian Winter |
| Curanus | Uranus | Doggy bum | Mike Harcrow |
| Shagzam | Shazam | An exclamation used to introduce extraordinary bedroom exploits | Mike Harcrow |
| Ripowste | Riposte | A counter comment with extra punch | Mike Harcrow |
| Plowerfully | Powerfully | Describing the potential of a corrupt government to overturn a nation | Mike Harcrow |
| Operambulent | Perambulent | One's ability to sing louder than a full orchestra | Mike Harcrow |
| Congastion | Congestion | Attempts to relieve nasal blockage which result in flatulence | Mike Harcrow |
| Hindulgence | Indulgence | Gratification which goes against the tenets of a particular belief system | Mike Harcrow |
| Candlestink | Candlestick | The problem with bad wax | Mike Harcrow |
| Gloaf | Gloat | To boast of one's laziness | Mike Harcrow |
| Rapier-mâché | Papier-mâché | A worthless short-sword | Mike Harcrow |
| Moisturdizer | Moisturizer | Fresh fertilizer | Mike Harcrow |
| Bonysuit | Bodysuit | A skeleton costume | Mike Harcrow |
| Frappél | Frappé | The mess you leave when you fall from your climbing rope | Mike Harcrow |
| Foundness | Fondness | The state of being either recovered or discovered | Mike Harcrow |
| Taranutella | Tarantella | The wild, feverish dance performed as you open a new jar of chocolate-hazelnut spread...or when you've run out | Mike Harcrow |
| Botulisp | Botulism | Result of a bad botox injection | Mike Harcrow |
| Oktoberpest | Oktoberfest | Any of the critters that move into your home in anticipation of winter | Mike Harcrow |
| Convacation | Convocation | A prisoner's leave | Mike Harcrow |
| Exfloratory | Exploratory | Working to determine ancient plant life | Mike Harcrow |
| Cubeiform | Cuneiform | An ancient language that used little squares to form words | Geoff Williams |
| Dexploratory | Exploratory | Thumbing through card catalogues or wandering the stacks | Mike Harcrow |
| Klipper | Kipper | A type of frozen fish that Ancient Phoenicians were reputed to have used to comb their hair | Geoff Williams |
| Wholiday | Holiday | A national day off celebrating someone we know nothing about | Mike Harcrow |
| Defunkt | Defunct | Feeling better | Mike Harcrow |
| Scarpity | Scarcity | One's most immediate feeling when seeing healed wounds | Mike Harcrow |
| Silverward | Silverware | Senior-citizens floor at the hospital | Mike Harcrow |
| Pirankha | Piranha | A small, Nile River fish with extremely sharp teeth, alternatively revered and feared | Mike Harcrow |
| Javalins | Javelins | Coffee injections | Mike Harcrow |
| Pharisew | Pharisee | Seamstress for Jewish religious leaders | Mike Harcrow |
| Vikink | Viking | [1] A wrinkled marauder; [2] a specific bedroom roleplay | Mike Harcrow |
| Shotpot | Shotput | A clay target | Mike Harcrow |
| Spartacks | Spartacus | Nails illegally placed in boxing gloves | Mike Harcrow |
| Volevault | Polevault | Rodent jumping | Mike Harcrow |
| Barfstool | Barstool | The one no one sits in since "the incident" | Mike Harcrow |
| Wassage | Massage or passage | Formerly a fragrant shrub | Mike Harcrow |
| Begonging | Belonging | Striking a resonant metal plate | Mike Harcrow |
| Steeplechaise | Steeplechase | Hurdles and water hazards run in a one-horse buggy | Mike Harcrow |
| Kimosable | Kimosabe | A weasel sidekick's heroic partner | Mike Harcrow |
| Wanterior | Anterior | Paleface | Mike Harcrow |
| Doghatcher | Dogcatcher | A bitch | Mike Harcrow |
| Oafmeal | Oatmeal | Lunk chow | Mike Harcrow |
| Fasticate | Masticate | To chew without eating | Mike Harcrow |
| Attictude | Attitude | Pride in one's under-roof storage | Mike Harcrow |
| Attidude | Attitude | A self-aggrandising guy | Mike Harcrow |
| Pettinest | Pettiness | To dwell with inconsequential objects, attitudes, and activities | Mike Harcrow |
| Everish | Feverish | Somewhat eternal | Mike Harcrow |
| Pestivity | Festivity | Mosquitoes at your garden party | Mike Harcrow |
| Lippery | Slippery | Mouthing off | Mike Harcrow |
| Tombination | Combination | Burial | Mike Harcrow |
| Bananality | Banana + banality | [1] Preventing particularity; [2] bland buffoonery; [3] fruit where fruit should not be | Mike Harcrow |
| Colongne | Cologne | The smell of hydrochloric acid | Mike Harcrow |
| Changebling | Changeling | Jewelry options for a single outfit | Mike Harcrow |
| Disperson | Dispersion | Not datperson | Mike Harcrow |
| Arugala | Arugula | A salad party | Mike Harcrow |
| Siblimation | Sublimation | The act of bettering or disparaging a statement or achievement of a sibling.The intent is to make it disappear directly into vapor | Name Witheld |
| Kinkyjou | Kinkajou | An Israelite with strange fetishes | Geoff Williams |
| Heateronomy | Heteronomy | Warmth from an outside source; inability to generate one's own warmth | Mike Harcrow |
| Sycophanky | Sycophancy | A worthwhile snotrag | Mike Harcrow |
| Wornpipe | Hornpipe | An indicator of the need for plumbing repairs | Mike Harcrow |
| Okraut | Okra | Mallow pod pickles | Mike Harcrow |
| Flowerbeads | Flowerbeds | Floral bling | Mike Harcrow |
| Transatanic | Transatlantic | Beyond hell | Mike Harcrow |
| Scupidity | Cupidity | Twisted avarice | Doug Langmead |
| Scupidity | Stupidity | Putting greed before happiness. | Doug Langmead |
| Pestimony | Testimony | Annoying declarations | Carole Marantz |
| Sipilant | Sibilant | Hissing sound from drinking with a straw. | Carole Marantz |
| Fantonyms | Antonyms | Fanatical views | Carole Marantz |
| Mulliner | Milliner | [1] Maker of spice mead; [2] one who considers things but doesn't do them | Mike Harcrow |
| Cordialley | Cordially | A not-unpleasant backstreet | Mike Harcrow |
| Bunencumbered | Unencumbered | Too much bread on the sandwich | Mike Harcrow |
| Emancipasted | Emancipated | Unglued | Mike Harcrow |
| Pentacoastal | Pentecostal | Glossolalia on the beach | Mike Harcrow |
| Banggusters | Gangbusters | The little plumes of smoke emitted from the muzzle of a gun or cannon immediately after a shot has been fired | Mike Harcrow |
| Pollyphonic | Polyphonic | Parrot pronunciation | Mike Harcrow |
| Mizzeria | Pizzeria | Indigestion after Italian food | Mike Harcrow |
| Flimflame | Flimflam | Fake fire | Mike Harcrow |
| Pregipitation | Precipitation | A swindler's plans | Mike Harcrow |
| Organumb | Organum | The sensation you get when listening to too much Gregorian chant | Mike Harcrow |
| Flurch | Flirt | A lunging attempt at flirting, usually by someone who is drunk | Veronica Merriman |
| Comedye | Comedy | Funny colorants | Doug Langmead |
| Poodlebug | Doodlebug | An insect with a scaly exoskeleton, long pincers, and round tufts of hair on its ankles | Mike Harcrow |
| Phenomanon | Phenomenon | An occurrence that will arrive presently | Anne DelCampo |
| Hogemony | Hegemony | A celebration of Scottish world domination. All those not wearing a kilt were kilt. | Doug Langmead |
| Acornucopia | Cornucopia | What you get when you plant a great many oak trees | Anne DelCampo |
| Rectumtude | Rectitude | Rump rightness | Mike Harcrow |
| Gunfurl | Unfurl | Response of an inflatable rifle or pistol when air pressure is introduced internally | Mike Harcrow |
| Caplet | Capulet | During the long running feud between the Montagues and the Capulets it was standard practice for the losing side to take a pocketful of nerve pills into battle | Geoff Williams |
| Brestseller | Bestseller | The latest sensational book by Jackie Collins | Geoff Williams |
| Barbership | Barbershop | Haircuts at sea | Mike Harcrow |
| Exquisit | Exquisite | A really pretty chair | Mike Harcrow |
| Circustry | Circuitry | Audition for a three-rings act | Mike Harcrow |
| Teethpick | Toothpick | Does all your choppers in one pass | Emile Ouellette |
| Dentice | Entice | The allure of a good orthodontist | Doug Langmead |
| Sexhume | Exhume | Resurrect a long buried love life | Anne DelCampo |
| Yoduel | Yodel | The annual alpine singing competition | Anne DelCampo |
| Toylette | Toilette | Makeup that makes you look flushed | Doug Langmead |
| Toylet | Toilet | A crappy miniature play-thing | Doug Langmead |
| Zonet | Zone | An area of seven rhyming couplets or one iambic pentameter | Doug Langmead |
| Stewl | Stew | A three-legged steaming turd | Doug Langmead |
| Puttery | Pottery or buttery or putter | The act of looking busy while accomplishing very little | Mike Harcrow |
| Umpirical | Empirical | A referee's reasoning for a decision or call | Mike Harcrow |
| Soapbot | Soapbox | A dishwashing automaton | Mike Harcrow |
| Bloviatinge | Bloviating | On the verge of a pompous diatribe | Mike Harcrow |
| Grimance | Grimace | An unpromising courtship | Mike Harcrow |
| Understoop | Understood | [1] To underestimate the height of a doorway; [2] below the porch | Mike Harcrow |
| Ventilater | Ventilator | Ordering a large Latte from Starbucks for future delivery | Geoff Williams |
| Errorist | Terrorist | A ham handed suicide bomber who sets off his device while trying to strap it on | Geoff Williams |
| Llemma | Lemma / Proposition | A propo-spit-on that has taken on a life of its own. | Doug Langmead |
| Customes | Customs | Autobiographies of border guards | Geoff Williams |
| Bangst | Angst | Fear of having a bomb dropped on you | Geoff Williams |
| Plankster | Prankster | A pirate captain who loves to play jokes on his crew | Geoff Williams |
| E-Quarry | Equerry | A site for stone masons to check on the materials available at any time | Geoff Williams |
| Battic | Attic | Something that's dyed in the loft | Doug Langmead |
| Foundnation | Foundation | America, for one | Mike Harcrow |
| Malagropism | Malapropism | Inappropriate touching | Carole Marantz |
| "Tum"brage | Umbrage | Anti-acids for being offended | Carole Marantz |
| Brainwasp | Brainwash | The annoying buzz in one's head | Mike Harcrow |
| Truculend | Truculent | Loaning out one's vitriol | Mike Harcrow |
| Punflappable | Unflappable | Enduring criticism for wordplay | Mike Harcrow |
| Pensemble | Ensemble | A group of authors or sketch artists | Mike Harcrow |
| Reeduction | Reeducation or reduction | The gradual disappearance of stalk plants from wetlands | Mike Harcrow |
| Vivacuous | Vivacious | A blonde | Mike Harcrow |
| Gregarioes | Gregarious | A convivial, ring-shaped cereal | Mike Harcrow |
| Apacity | Capacity | Primate ability | Mike Harcrow |
| Flawn | Flan + lawn | Grass custard | Mike Harcrow |
| Kintestines | Intestines | Organ sometimes shared by Siamese twins | Mike Harcrow |
| Crumsy | Clumsy | Being unable to consume bread without strewing oneself and one's surroundings with crumbs. | Grayson Wrigley |
| Carivore | Carnivore | Metal and trash compactors at junk yards, specifically the one from The Brave Little Toaster. | Grayson Wrigley |
| Mailstorm | Hailstorm | Postal truck accident in heavy winds | Mike Harcrow |
| Sassafray | Sassafras | To mouth off at or in a skirmish; a particularly lippy confrontation | Mike Harcrow |
| Saxofras | Sassafras + saxophone | An aromatic reed instrument that isn't much good for either jazz or tea | Mike Harcrow |
| Accupants | Occupants | The ability to walk into a mens tailor shop and pick a pair of trousers off the rack that fit instantly to perfection | Geoff Williams |
| Goosedstep | Goosestep | A trick played by Nazi soldiers on rookies while marching in their distinctive style | Geoff Williams |
| Bathsphere | Bathysphere | A globe shaped tablet of soap on a rope | Geoff Williams |
| Hoppodrome | Hippodrome | Where rabbit races are held | Mike Harcrow |
| Definery | Refinery | WPM Invitational | Mike Harcrow |
| Discovert | Discovery | On stake-out disguised as John Travolta | Mike Harcrow |
| Fudget | Budget | A budget that is hastily prepared and is based on incomplete information and guesstimates. | Kim Wright |
| Stewpeat | Stewmeat | Marsh mush | Mike Harcrow |
| Picadune | Picayune | A little sand hill | Mike Harcrow |
| Dozenage | Cozenage | [1] Pretending to be asleep; [2] one short of twelve | Mike Harcrow |
| Bamboozlex | Bamboozle | Definitions on WPM Invitational | Mike Harcrow |
| Wagnitude | Magnitude | The broadest measurable swing of a dog's tail | Mike Harcrow |
| Flatbeau | Flambeau | When her boyfriend was involved in a tragic steamroller accident | Mike Harcrow |
| Fistimuffs | Fisticuffs | Terrible boxing skills | Mike Harcrow |
| Gamloge | Gamboge | Orange seats in mezzanine theater section | Carole Marantz |
| Malseasance | Malfeasance | Wrongful acts during specific times of the year. | Carole Marantz |
| Stewp | Stew | Soup made from leftover stew | Kim Wright |
| Mushles | Muscles | What your muscles become when you don't work out | Kim Wright |
| Goldmien | Goldmine | The Midas Touch | Doug Langmead |
| Intermittens | Intermittent | Hand coverings for burial | Mike Harcrow |
| Flonce | Flounce | A single sashay step | Mike Harcrow |
| Wickit | Wicket | [1] A small gate from IKEA; [2] adding twine to a candle | Mike Harcrow |
| Quexotic | Quixotic | Irrationally alluring | Mike Harcrow |
| Phantasmagoricalf | Phantasmagorical | [1] A otherworldly bovine baby; [2] when an apparition suddenly moos at you | Mike Harcrow |
| Waraclete | Paraclete | A mercenary | Mike Harcrow |
| Shanky-panky | Hanky-panky | Blade play | Mike Harcrow |
| Refinnery | Refinery | Reattachment surgery for fish | Mike Harcrow |
| Descendink | Descending | Runny print tint | Mike Harcrow |
| Bentatonic scale | Pentatonic scale | A musical sequence of notes so flexible that no one knows how many pitches it contains or how to create harmony from it | Mike Harcrow |
| Puntatonic scale | Pentatonic scale | The one where you look at the key signature, close your eyes, and pray | Mike Harcrow |
| Scum | Scrum | Sixteen men, all in a heap - a collapsed scrum | Doug Langmead |
| Betizen | Netizen | Addicted online gambler | Carole Marantz |
| Sodiac | Zodiac | One addicted to drinking soda | Carole Marantz |
| Turdid | Turgid | A past poop | Mike Harcrow |
| Guidunce | Guidance | A poor tour leader | Mike Harcrow |
| Philharmonica | Philharmonic | A concert mouth organ | Mike Harcrow |
| Partnidge | Partridge | A crossbred gnat | Mike Harcrow |
| Acteria | Bacteria | Thespian wannabes | Mike Harcrow |
| Asphynxiation | Asphyxiation | [1] A wildcat gasping for air; [2] blasting the nose off a large cat statue in Giza | Mike Harcrow |
| Baristar | Barista | Expert espresso puller | Mike Harcrow |
| Psychiatryst | Psychiatrist | [1] When a therapist oversteps his/her professional boundaries; [2] meetings with your imaginary lover | Mike Harcrow |
| Touellette | Ouellette | A pre-packaged, pre-moistened tissue with which one may wash his hands of trifling abuses to his name...or of barbecue sauce | Mike Harcrow |
| Escarnot | Escargot | Counterfeit snails | Carole Marantz |
| Numbrage | Umbrage | Oblivious to any and all affronts | Carole Marantz |
| Vactoids | Factoids | Misinformation about Covid 19 vaccines | Carole Marantz |
| Palivate | Salivate | Hang out with friends | Carole Marantz |
| Techaos | Technos | Your typical IT Department boffin and his work results | Doug Langmead |
| Chassism | Chassis + classism | A biased categorization of undercarriages | Mike Harcrow |
| Abdominable | Abominable + abdominal | Disgusting guts (one might say "disgutsting") | Mike Harcrow |
| Shock absorbets | Shock absorbers | [1] Frozen suspension; [2] an unexpected ice cream flavor | Mike Harcrow |
| Lackaging | Packaging | Peter Pan | Mike Harcrow |
| Flexography | Lexography | Doing calisthenics while compiling a dictionary | Mike Harcrow |
| Senaile | Senile | A very elderly gastropod | Geoff Williams |
| Rhiostat | Rheostat | A device used in homes in a Brazilian city to control the temperature | Geoff Williams |
| Yuccatan | Yucatan | Protection against the hot Mexican sun achieved by siting in the shade of a large cactus | Geoff Williams |
| Posthumouse | Posthumous | Eradicating a rodent you thought you had already eliminated | Mary E. Quigley |
| Snubservient | Subservient | Disdainful deference | Mike Harcrow |
| Showbroom | Showroom | The sweeping tool you bring out only when you have guests | Mike Harcrow |
| Jambush | Ambush | A shrub of overripe berries | Mike Harcrow |
| Mushwhack | Bushwhack | Food fight with mashed potatoes and oatmeal | Mike Harcrow |
| Rangst | Angst | Morning upset caused by the sounding of one's alarm | Mike Harcrow |
| Dishdain | Disdain | A universal hatred of cleaning up after a meal | Mike Harcrow |
| Gintolerance | Intolerance | Possessing a leather liver | Mike Harcrow |
| Toolerance | Tolerance | The ability to refrain from cursing and maniacal gyrations when you drop a hammer on your foot | Mike Harcrow |
| Panking | Spanking | A master chef | Mike Harcrow |
| Slapling | Slapping + sapling | A young tree that whacks you in the face as you trek through woodland undergrowth | Mike Harcrow |
| Horizontam | Horizontal | A poorly worn beret | Mike Harcrow |
| Vocawulary | Vocabulary | Language content of blackbird calls | Mike Harcrow |
| Sinderella | Cinderella | When the orphan girl is the bad one | Mike Harcrow |
| Wazzle | Dazzle | Former flashiness | Mike Harcrow |
| Trilliant | Brilliant | A flautist with a twitchy finger | Mike Harcrow |
| Lostentatious | Ostentatious | Flamboyance on a desert island | Mike Harcrow |
| Speckious | Specious | Spurious spots | Mike Harcrow |
| Harcrow | Harken | Lots to caw about :-) | Emile Ouellette |
| Fuselag | Fuselage | One reason why Flights are delayed | Anne DelCampo |
| Pockstrap | Jockstrap | A pimple bra | Mike Harcrow |
| Saberdashery | Haberdashery | Specialty shop for cavalry, swashbucklers, and Star Wars characters | Mike Harcrow |
| Capstore | Capstone | Millinery | Mike Harcrow |
| Hercurial | Mercurial | Performing the twelve labors in an excessively animated and erratic manner | Mike Harcrow |
| Spicies | Species + spices | Genera of aromatics | Mike Harcrow |
| Interiority | Inferiority + interior | The virtues of being a hermit | Mike Harcrow |
| Polkadote | Polkadot | Folk-dance mom | Mike Harcrow |
| Pattails | Cattails | What can get a guy slapped | Mike Harcrow |
| Lashmob | Flashmob | Models backstage | Mike Harcrow |
| Forkible | Forcible | Able to be eaten with flatware other than a spoon | Mike Harcrow |
| Mingularity | Singularity | One's special ability to talk with everyone at a party | Mike Harcrow |
| Harmonice | Harmonize | Mugging on a skating rink | Mike Harcrow |
| Blabbergasted | Flabbergasted | Stunned by the incessant, mindless yap of your buddy's new girlfriend | Mike Harcrow |
| Pulberry | Mulberry | Best way to acquire and taste fruit | Carole Marantz |
| Insnubordinate | Insubordinate | Scornful disobedience | Carole Marantz |
| Slothario | Lothario | Lazy seducer of women | Carole Marantz |
| Necarious | Nefarious | Thoughtful villain | Carole Marantz |
| Francphone | Francophone | A cheap method of communication in France in the pre-Euro years | Geoff Williams |
| Mengender | Engender | Men | Geoff Williams |
| Grandary | Granary | A wheat storage operation run by senior citizens | Geoff Williams |
| Squandary | Quandary | Wasting good opportunities to escape from a difficult situation | Geoff Williams |
| Mulltipple | Multiple | A warmed wine drink for winter time | Geoff Williams |
| Troph | Trophy | A gutter that can only hold a cup | Doug Langmead |
| Pitiabule | Pitiable | A tiny, toothless terrier, more cow than bull, that wouldn't harm a fly | Doug Langmead |
| Traumattic | Traumatic | [1] The scary storage place above the top floor of a house; [2] experiences had therein | Mike Harcrow |
| Gurgatory | Purgatory | Suffering one’s wattle | Mike Harcrow |
| Conscentration | Concentration | Focusing on a particular odor | Mike Harcrow |
| Hexchequer | Exchequer | [1] Storehouse of spells; [2] one who reviews potions and incantations | Mike Harcrow |
| Tangone | Tango | Pale again | Mike Harcrow |
| Chorehouse | Whorehouse | A barn | Mike Harcrow |
| Prigory | Priory | A nunnery for the self-righteous | Mike Harcrow |
| Coindexter | Poindexter | An astute but dull banker | Mike Harcrow |
| Chocolater | Chocolatier | The candy bars you hide for another time | Mike Harcrow |
| Brasilient | Resilient | An Ipanema tan | Mike Harcrow |
| Wagical | Magical | Dog's show of devotion | Carole Marantz |
| Megregious | Egregious | Appalling self absorption | Carole Marantz |
| Teutered | Neutered | Received wisdom on a DIY vasectomy? | Jackin Yow |
| Icarious | Vicarious | A rapid loss of faith in the reliability of waxed wings when flying towards the sun | Doug Langmead |
| Pumpgin | Pumpkin | A liquor siphoning process | Mike Harcrow |
| Shearmint | Spearmint | Cutting aromatic herbs | Mike Harcrow |
| A carpella | A capella | To be performed without a certain very bony fish | Mike Harcrow |
| Cuddlefish | Cuttlefish | Finny, scaly, underwater lovebirds | Mike Harcrow |
| Broulala | Brouhaha + oolala | When pretty girls fight | Mike Harcrow |
| Flackering | Flickering | The progress of an altercation | Mike Harcrow |
| Aunted | Haunted | When a parent has many sisters | Mike Harcrow |
| Elephantiny | Elephantine | A newborn pachyderm, comparatively | Mike Harcrow |
| Killboard | Billboard | Trap door on a gallows | Mike Harcrow |
| Tree-shirt | Tee-shirt | Bark | Mike Harcrow |
| Frontmaw | Frontman | Exceptionally yappy organizational representative | Mike Harcrow |
| Globtrotter | Globetrotter | One who stomps wine grapes | Mike Harcrow |
| Geight | Eight | The deportment of an octopus walking on tiptoes | Doug Langmead |
| Polate | Polite | Thoughtfully tardy | Anne DelCampo |
| Amunificence | Munificence | The NRAA's lavish generosity to lobbyists | Anne DelCampo |
| Comatoes | Comatose | It's what happens when you sit on your legs too long | Anne DelCampo |
| Teutered | Neutered | Received wisdom on a DIY vasectomy? | JackinYOW |
| Niceland | Iceland | A large island full of lovely people | Geoff Williams |
| Benign | Benin | Another country full of nice people | Geoff Williams |
| Inadmassibility | Inadmissibility | Excommunicated | Geoff Williams |
| Placebus | Placebos | Substitute for usual motor coach | Carole Marantz |
| Apostracy | Apostacy | Raunchy renunciations. | Carole Marantz |
| Pregarious | Gregarious | Psyching up prior to socializing | Carole Marantz |
| Jokeness | Wokeness | Insensitive, demeaning "humor" about inequalities | Carole Marantz |
| Squadrone | Squadron | A formation of robotic aircraft | Mike Harcrow |
| Refuselage | Fuselage | A trashy chassis | Mike Harcrow |
| Minimalisma | Minimalism + melisma | Using the same florid melodic figures repeatedly with little or no alteration | Mike Harcrow |
| Rarallelism | Parallelism | Unusual or unexpected equivalence; exceptional conformity | Mike Harcrow |
| Oofline | Roofline | Tug-of-war | Mike Harcrow |
| Paragony | Paragon | A champion sufferer | Mike Harcrow |
| Subling | Sibling | [1] The non-dominant brother or sister; [2] paste jewelry | Mike Harcrow |
| Unpalacable | Unpalatable | Queen Elizabeth determines that Prince Andrew has overstepped the boundaries of royal conduct and bans him from Buckingham Palace | Geoff Williams |
| Absteamious | Abstemious | Deciding never to use Turkish Baths again | Geoff Williams |
| Refringerator | Refrigerator | A new process for re-growing lost hair wherein one places ones head in a refrigerator for lengthy periods | Geoff Williams |
| Convacation | Convocation | Parole | Geoff Williams |
| Styrup | Syrup | Sticky stuff used by horsemen to stop their feet from sliding out of those things that hang down from the saddle | Geoff Williams |
| Castgate | Castigate | Back entrance to the theatre | Geoff Williams |
| Rapouzel | Rapunzel | Scoop Dogg | Mike Harcrow |
| Painslaking | Painstaking | Poorly-made cactus cooler | Mike Harcrow |
| Crockodile | Crocodile | A porcelain lizard | Mike Harcrow |
| Chement | Cement | Test-tube concrete | Doug Langmead |
| Marching bland | Marching band | Uninteresting musical unit in a parade or half-time show | Mike Harcrow |
| Showhorn | Shoehorn | Usually a saxophone or a trumpet | Mike Harcrow |
| Confluenza | Confluence + Influenza | When two or more viral strains merge | Mike Harcrow |
| Floccidental | Occidental | Hairy Europeans | Mike Harcrow |
| Limperious | Imperious | Attitude of a haughty hobbler | Mike Harcrow |
| Spughetti | Spaghetti | Pasta for flat-face dog breeds | Mike Harcrow |
| Coneformity | Conformity | Brass-instrument bell builder standards and practices | Mike Harcrow |
| Hurdy-curdy | Hurdy-gurdy | A medieval wheel-driven harmonic instrument which simultaneously churns butter | Mike Harcrow |
| Nexercising | Exercising | Giraffe workout | Emile Ouellette |
| Skuatter | Squatter | A dumpy albatross | Doug Langmead |
| Pantonyms | Antonyms | Shortness of breath syndrome. | Carole Marantz |
| Rhetoxic | Rhetoric | Hateful talk! | Carole Marantz |
| Shyperbole | Hyperbole | Less inclined to make exaggerated claims. | Carole Marantz |
| Duskers | Buskers | Street entertainers enjoying the period prior to day end. | Carole Marantz |
| Impertubable | Imperturbable | A confident bass brass musician | Mike Harcrow |
| Hoardwalk | Boardwalk | The careful mincing through one's collection-crowded home | Mike Harcrow |
| Scramptious | Scrumptious | A stolen pie | Mike Harcrow |
| Academice | Academic | Rodents in college walls | Mike Harcrow |
| Counterintelligents | Counterintelligence | Smart guys at the bar | Mike Harcrow |
| Instanity | Insanity | A state of constant readiness | Mike Harcrow |
| Wheresy | Heresy | Claims that opposing opinions never existed. | Carole Marantz |
| Zoomsday | Doomsday | Glee on accessing business meetings, funeral memorials, family events, classroom learning via your computer, tablet or cell phone. | Carole Marantz |
| Barboretum | Arboretum | Upscale name for barber school. | Carole Marantz |
| Cantonyms | Antonyms | Those who see "glasses half empty". | Carole Marantz |
| Buofancy | Buoyancy | Floating with panache | Mike Harcrow |
| Elocautionary | Elocutionary | Reading disaster warnings with character | Mike Harcrow |
| Lectionairy | Lectionary | Light liturgical readings | Mike Harcrow |
| Lioned | Lined | A tiger of a different stripe | Doug Langmead |
| Aperitiff | Aperitif | What precedes make-up sex | Mike Harcrow |
| Corobberator | Corroborator | A thief's alibi | Mike Harcrow |
| Sisproportionately | Disproportionately | When one's female sibling gets all the good stuff | Mike Harcrow |
| Counterfit | Counterfeit | Behavior of a toddler in a supermarket [see also aislefit, dairyfit, delifit, and frozenfoodsectionfit] | Mike Harcrow |
| Instanity | Insanity | A state of constant readiness | Mike Harcrow |
| Hunanitarian | Humanitarian | A Chinese philanthropist | Mike Harcrow |
| Hobsnail | Hobnail | Studded escargot | Mike Harcrow |
| Crumplead | Crumpled | To beg from a fetal position | Mike Harcrow |
| O'stentatious | Ostentatious | An overdressed Irishman | Geoff Williams |
| Vendette | Vendetta | A nominal or insignificant grudge | Mike Harcrow |
| Bitterfly | Butterfly | An annoying insect with a vendetta | Mike Harcrow |
| Picklint | Pickling | A common cause of unraveling | Mike Harcrow |
| Xerograppa | Xerography | Provincial brandy produced on a copy machine | Mike Harcrow |
| Frenchant | Trenchant | Fourmi | Geoff Williams |
| Screwbill | Screwball | Payment for an orgy | Geoff Williams |
| Disinfacting | Disinfecting | The process of embarrassing or politically incorrect information from the public record. Stating the opposite of the facts. The Black experience in the USA is being disinfacted. Synonym ' - See; lie. | Mark Fischer |
| Scrapt | Script | A rejected scenario for a movie | Geoff Williams |
| Mailcontent | Malcontent | Steaming open your neighbour's mail before returning it to his mailbox | Geoff Williams |
| Marsoupial | Marsupial | Bisque de Kangaroo | Geoff Williams |
| Blataunt | Blatant | No attempt whatsoever to couch mockery in compliments, humor, or sarcasm | Mike Harcrow |
| Solipshod | Slipshod | Believing that one's shoes are the only real footwear in existence. | Daniel Walton |
| Pompadoor | Pompadour | A large, decorative molding over an entryway in the form of a wave or a scroll | Mike Harcrow |
| Prigate | Frigate | A self-righteous cruiser | Mike Harcrow |
| Coramorant | Cormorant | A seabird's love interest | Mike Harcrow |
| Pontiffin | Pontiff | A papal snack | Mike Harcrow |
| Shotgum | Shotgun | Oral propulsion of one's chicle | Mike Harcrow |
| Puffycat | Pussycat | [1] An overfed feline; [2] a cat in the dryer | Mike Harcrow |
| Sphericalm | Spherical | How one feels when he finally hears the cosmic music | Mike Harcrow |
| Puncturation | Punctuation | Periods and other grammatical separation markers pressed overly heavily into the page by the writer | Mike Harcrow |
| Convacculations | Congratulations | Had both doses! | Lorien |
| Jaritone | Baritone | Male voice part of one who can't carry a tune in a container | Mike Harcrow |
| Elementarry | Elementary | [1] Failing one or more grades in grammar school; [2] how upstate New Yorkers pronounce "elementary" | Mike Harcrow |
| Polyglop | Polyglot | Speaking several languages but unable to keep them separated | Mike Harcrow |
| Pollyglot | Polyglot | A multi-lingual parrot | Mike Harcrow |
| Necktureen | Nectarine | Nape stew | Mike Harcrow |
| Exemplump | Exemplum | A fine fat one | Mike Harcrow |
| Seweb | Sewer | Spider in the pipes | Mike Harcrow |
| Troubleshouter | Troubleshooter | A watchman | Mike Harcrow |
| Rantonyms | Antonyms | Denials, complaints,expletives!! | Carole Marantz |
| Verbivore | Herbivore | Action word user. | Carole Marantz |
| Fournaments | Tournaments | Quartets' competitions. | Carole Marantz |
| Bermatology | Dermatology | Study of barriers, natural and manmade. | Carole Marantz |
| Labnormality | Abnormality | An experiment gone wrong | Mike Harcrow |
| Bankzai | Banzai | The battle cry of tellers | Mike Harcrow |
| Parchival | Archival | Pertaining to a dry, dusty library | Mike Harcrow |
| Castroenteritis | Gastroenteritis | How Cubans suffer | Mike Harcrow |
| Champacne | Champagne | Effervescent pimples | Mike Harcrow |
| Picadill | Picadillo | A version of a traditional Spanish stew containing brined cucumbers | Mike Harcrow |
| Palamity | Calamity | Attitude towards one's BFF | Mike Harcrow |
| Sporky | Spooky | Spirit swine; pork poltergeist; banshee bacon | Mike Harcrow |
| Illogicalm | Illogical | Ability to maintain one's composure even though events are contrary to reason | Mike Harcrow |
| Gas de deux | Pas de deux | When both ballerina and danseur had burritos before the performance | Mike Harcrow |
| Burlapel | Burlap | A coarse collar | Mike Harcrow |
| Draken | Kraken | Giant mythological duck that is the supposed source of whirlpools in civic ponds | Mike Harcrow |
| Karawoke | Karaoke | Activist sing-along tracks | Mike Harcrow |
| Gargantuna | Gargantuan | "The Tuna That Ate Jaws" | Mike Harcrow |
| Bonafire | Bona fide + bonfire | Hell | Mike Harcrow |
| Semigre | Ãmigré | Someone who would as soon be somewhere else as breathe. An aspiring self-exhile. | Doug Langmead |
| Horridor | Corridor | Unsafe passage | Doug Langmead |
| Beanefit | Benefit | The melodious quality of the Âmusical fruit. | Anne DelCampo |
| Gambaldos | Gambados | Stirrups or leggings for the hairless | Mike Harcrow |
| Pacifry | Pacify | To cook chicken in oil as a peace offering to an upset spouse | Mike Harcrow |
| Glassification | Classification | Heating silica | Mike Harcrow |
| Mustark | Mustard | Twelfth letter of the Greek alphabet sans serif | Mike Harcrow |
| Meteoroptogist | Meteorologist | Whether man | Mike Harcrow |
| Raspbenny | Raspberry | Fruit-flavored amphetamine | Mike Harcrow |
| Castleg | Castle | The broken limb, after plaster | Mike Harcrow |
| Techpology | Technology | AI Error - 404 - No Knowledge available - Please Teach Me Pleeeeeease! Human - apologies for any technological glitches resulting from the lack of knowledge acquired to perform required AI tasks | The Lateralist |
| Journap | Journal | Daily doze | Mike Harcrow |
| Sheology | Theology | Feminist religious studies | Mike Harcrow |
| Laylight | Daylight | A lamp on the nightstand | Mike Harcrow |
| Barbelle | Barbell | A debutante with her first cocktail | Mike Harcrow |
| Stupefry | Stupefy | Mindless kitchen work at fast-food joints | Mike Harcrow |
| Rheumyr | Rheumy | Eye-watering gossip | Doug Langmead |
| Clochet | Crochet | A knitted hat | Mike Harcrow |
| Igmore | Ignore | When your spouse's silent treatment goes longer than normal | Mike Harcrow |
| Grination | Urination | A smiley people | Mike Harcrow |
| Cindergarten | Kindergarten | The first level of education for aspiring firefighters | Daniel Walton |
| Ridicure | Ridicule | Laughter used as the best medicine | Daniel Walton |
| Platinumb | Platinum | A condition suffered by wait persons who grip the dishes too hard when serving customers-causing a loss of feeling in the hand and the subsequent dropping of the plate. | Geoff Williams |
| Dipso Facto | Ipso Facto | Acknowledging ones alcoholism by attending AA meetings | Geoff Williams |
| Legature | Ligature | A politician who is tied to his/her work | Geoff Williams |
| Atomobile | Automobile | Transportation around molecules and compounds | Emile Ouellette |
| Vextile | Textile | A very itchy or otherwise uncomfortable article of clothing, such as a wool turtleneck. | Laura Walton |
| Hydropornic | Hydroponic | Of or similar to erotic media involving a swimming pool | Daniel Walton |
| Matrimorial | Matrimonial | The celebration of one's wedding anniversary | Daniel Walton |
| Moshroom | MUshroom | A punk rock performance venue | Daniel Walton |
| Trespasting | Trespassing | The act of gluing promotional flyers on forbidden surfaces | Daniel Walton |
| Gubernatoriale | Gubernatorial | The celebratory beer traditionally served to winners of statewide political office | Daniel Walton |
| Pratitude | Gratitude | Going on and on about how thankful you are | Mike Harcrow |
| Macacas | Maracas | A pair of poop rattles | Mike Harcrow |
| Signaturf | Signature | A designer lawn | Mike Harcrow |
| Tributart | Tributary | Side-streetwalker | Mike Harcrow |
| Refleshing | Refreshing | Filleting the fillet | Mike Harcrow |
| Beditorialize | Editorialize | Highly-opinionated pillow talk | Mike Harcrow |
| Screeshot | Screenshot | Using a rockslide to launch oneself back down the mountain | Mike Harcrow |
| Rocketchip | Rocketship | [1] Bits of a spaceship's heat shield; [2] a crack in the windshield of a spaceship | Mike Harcrow |
| Barbling | Babbling | A tiny thorn | Mike Harcrow |
| Divinite | Divinity | Underling or trainee at a monastery | Mike Harcrow |
| Amadon | Amazon | A large, aggressive man | Mike Harcrow |
| Offeartory | Offertory | A contribution to the collection plate in a Catholic Mass made out of a worry of going to Hell | Daniel Walton |
| Biclameral | Bicameral | Having, consisting of, or based on two distinct types of shellfish | Daniel Walton |
| Polycamorous | Polyamorous | The condition of owning too many picture-taking devices | Daniel Walton |
| Hindslight | Hindsight | An excellent insult one thinks of after an argument | Daniel Walton |
| Consfirmation | Confirmation | A physical exercise program for prisoners. | Sue Ann Connaughton |
| Sobpoenaed | Subpoenaed | Tearful testimony | Carole Marantz |
| Tantastic | Fantastic | Sun worshiper | Carole Marantz |
| Multifly | Multiply | Several flight connections | Carole Marantz |
| Swappy | Swampy | French kissing | Mike Harcrow |
| Superheron | Superhero | A bittern with a cape | Mike Harcrow |
| Permatozoa | Spermatozoa | Gamete with a nice curl | Mike Harcrow |
| Riverbred | Riverbed | How many freshwater creatures come to be | Mike Harcrow |
| Hersuasiveness | Persuasiveness | A wife's prerogative | Mike Harcrow |
| Dermanence | Permanence | The state of having skin | Mike Harcrow |
| Inconclusnively | Inconclusively | Uncertain if someone is whining or not | Mike Harcrow |
| Adenturer | Adventurer | A specialist in false teeth | Mike Harcrow |
| Grassay | Grassy | Examination of a lawn | Mike Harcrow |
| Negligeezer | Negligee | An old cross-dresser in a light, sheer gown | Mike Harcrow |
| Negligeek | Negligee | A nerdy nightie | Mike Harcrow |
| Pleistoscene | Pleistocene | A museum diorama depicting an ice-age event | Mike Harcrow |
| Screentriter | Screenwriter | Descriptive of most current sitcoms whose scripts are generally rewrites from the days of early television | Mike Harcrow |
| Enematographer | Cinematographer | One of the more undesirable jobs as a cameraman | Mike Harcrow |
| Doormancy | Dormancy | One's tenure as an attendant for the entrance of a building | Mike Harcrow |
| Barmode | Barcode | Headed to happy hour | Mike Harcrow |
| Phonytail | Ponytail | Hair extensions | Mike Harcrow |
| Baah | Baa + aah | Bleating open-mouthed | Mike Harcrow |
| Hybrides | Hebrides | The mixed and merry cultures found on the islands off Scotland | Anne DelCampo |
| Backarat | Baccarat | A gang member standing up for a buddy who is a police informer | Geoff Williams |
| Camposition | Composition | The best place to pitch your tent | Geoff Williams |
| Canoeodling | Canoeing | Making out in a small watercraft | Geoff Williams |
| Drumbfounded | Dumbfounded | The title of the autobiography oh Aloysius Tympany who invented the first drum and his reaction to the furore it caused on publication | Geoff Williams |
| Parasliding | Paragliding | Ice skating with aerial aid | Mike Harcrow |
| Sockwet | Socket | A cause of foot fungus | Mike Harcrow |
| Aluminus | Aluminum | An alloy without aluminum | Mike Harcrow |
| Scourageous | Courageous | A really great cleaning service | Mike Harcrow |
| Disembowl | Disembowel | To eat all the cereal | Mike Harcrow |
| Brangers | Bangers | [1] Mercenaries for the Texas mounted police; [2] bearers of gifts in the American deep south | Mike Harcrow |
| Shemist | Chemist | The hairspray fog that lingers in the bathroom when your wife is finally ready to go | Mike Harcrow |
| Old-digger | Gold-digger | An aged miner | Mike Harcrow |
| Barlea | Barley | The field behind the tavern | Mike Harcrow |
| Offervescent | Effervescent | A really good deal | Mike Harcrow |
| Flippertygiblet | Flippertygibbet | A new way of cooking turkey innards | Geoff Williams |
| Skullbuggery | Skullduggery | A curious sexual proclivity | Anne DelCampo |
| Bosculation | Osculation | Honing your kissing technique by smooching a pear | Anne DelCampo |
| Herringbane | Herringbone | Plaids | Anne DelCampo |
| Dinimize | Minimize | Reduce noise | Carole Marantz |
| Insagnificant | Insignificant | Aged person looking less "droopy". | Carole Marantz |
| Tankruptcy | Bankruptcy | Total financial demise !!!! | Carole Marantz |
| Wars of the Doses | Wars of the Roses | An uncivil series of skirmishes where the Roundheads insist on being Cavalier and only the unvaccinated die | Doug Langmead |
| Candals | Vandals | A Germanic tribe who were at one time associated with the Romans, It is thought that their partnership may have originated the term Roman Candals and this was later corrupted to read "Roman Candles" which were used to celebrate victories. An alternate theory links them to the Sandals Resorts but this has been virtually disproved by archaeologists, | Geoff Williams |
| Wrent | Wren | Famous British architect and builder invents a new way to get money from leasing out his buildings | Geoff Williams |
| Conkniving | Conniving | Serious incident in Folsom Prison | Geoff Williams |
| Happopotamus | Hippopotamus | A large aquatic mammal that spends much of its time grinning | Geoff Williams |
| Clovid | Covid | A virulent disease that attacks deer | Geoff Williams |
| Insuracne | Insurance | The guarantee that you'll get a zit before a first date | Mike Harcrow |
| Mojogamy | Monogamy | The attraction of one who is married | Mike Harcrow |
| Lesolution | Resolution | Proper voice-leading from the lowered 6th scale degree to the fifth scale degree | Mike Harcrow |
| Acknotledgement | Acknowledgement | To agree or promise with your fingers crossed behind your back | Mike Harcrow |
| Dupplicate | Supplicate / duplicate | To ask twice | Mike Harcrow |
| Mortarbard | Mortarboard | A singing mason | Mike Harcrow |
| Walrush | Walrus | [1] The race among giant tusked seals to find a mate; [2] results of a blue-light special at America's largest brick-and-mortar retailer | Mike Harcrow |
| Tertiara | Tertiary | Runner-up to the runner-up in a beauty contest | Mike Harcrow |
| O'Lympian | Olympian | An Irish Olympic runner who pulled a muscle and dropped out of his race | Geoff Williams |
| Slynx | Lynx | A carnivore that tracks its prey by sliding on its stomach very slowly | Geoff Williams |
| Rhonoceros | Rhinoceros | This large mammal surprises people by resurfacing in a European river | Geoff Williams |
| Hurtledove | Turtledove | An unlikely bird sets a new world record for the speed of its dive. | Geoff Williams |
| Vigilatte | Vigilante | On the lookout for good coffee | Mike Harcrow |
| Clarinettryst | Clarinettist | A secret meeting of single-reed players | Mike Harcrow |
| Crinklex | Crinkle | A reference book with scrunched or wadded pages | Mike Harcrow |
| Takini | Tahini | Skimpy swimwear made of sesame leaves | Mike Harcrow |
| Cacaroon | Macaroon | A meringue cookie with suspect contents | Mike Harcrow |
| Gingerbreed | Gingerbread | A family of red-heads | Mike Harcrow |
| Bufferscotch | Butterscotch | A muscular guy in a kilt | Mike Harcrow |
| Bomberm | Bomber | Earthen missile defense | Mike Harcrow |
| Bluestery | Blustery | Sad and talking too much about it | Mike Harcrow |
| Rushians | Russians | Soviet sprinters | Doug Langmead |
| Fournication | Fornication | Menage a quatre | Geoff Williams |
| Parentthesis | Parenthesis | Getting your doctorate while you are looking after the baby | Geoff Williams |
| Flornication | Fornication | When the legs on the bed have broken | Geoff Williams |
| Sinacious | Minacious | Threatening evil. | Carole Marantz |
| Punique | Unique | Gifted Punster | Carole Marantz |
| Bereevement | Bereavement | Born to be the leader of a small town council | Geoff Williams |
| Disavowel | Disavowal | And Dataconsonant as Vanna White says on Wheel of Fortuine | Geoff Williams |
| Porquemada | Torquemada | A leader of the Spanish Inquisition after he has fallen off his diet | Geoff Williams |
| Terrifried | Terrified | Fear of execution in the electric chair | Geoff Williams |
| Punktuation | Punctuation | The word for that group of typed characters that are substituted for swear words in copy. | Faye Kennedy |
| Lioniyse | Lionise | The look you get when you can't live up to your reputation | Doug Langmead |
| Tonundrum | Conundrum | Great number of serious problems | Carole Marantz |
| Flaturnal | Fraternal | Belief that Earth is flat | Carole Marantz |
| Decrassified | Declassified | Formerly considered vulgar but made mainstream over time | Mike Harcrow |
| Cameramadan | Cameraman | Film record of self-denial | Mike Harcrow |
| Elusieve | Elusive | A misplaced or ineffective strainer | Mike Harcrow |
| Codpince | Codpiece | [1] Jockstrap a size too small; [2] a zipper mishap | Mike Harcrow |
| Superiorite | Superiority | [1] The very best ceremonial observance and practice; [2] one who really is just better than you are and tells everyone all about it | Mike Harcrow |
| Condemnity | Condemn + indemnity | Compensation for accidentally demolishing the wrong address | Mike Harcrow |
| Juriesprudence | Jurisprudence | A young lady who is available for long serving juries and takes care of all their needs | Geoff Williams |
| Wickedkeeper | Wicketkeeper | A nasty man with big pads on his shins and large gloves on his hands who stands behind a group of sticks in the middle of a big field | Geoff Williams |
| Orgyanizing | Organizing | Throwing the hottest party in town | Geoff Williams |
| Organge | Orange | A wild party in Amsterdam | Geoff Williams |
| Departying | Departing | Staggering home after a long night of boozing | Geoff Williams |
| Umpaired | Impaired | A one legged referee | Geoff Williams |
| Foransics | Forensics | The amount of money in Old English ( four and six = four shillings and sixpence) currency that you would have to pay to get a set of fingerprints at New Scotland Yard | Geoff Williams |
| Campround | Campground | Tents in a circle | Mike Harcrow |
| Ooccurrence | Occurrence | A window-shopping trip | Mike Harcrow |
| Bankister | Banister | Brass railing separating you and the teller (these days, it's a sheet of plexiglass) | Mike Harcrow |
| Furlung | Furlong | The source of hairballs | Mike Harcrow |
| Toilet wafer | Toilet water | An upscale urinal cake | Mike Harcrow |
| Stubmarine | Submarine | A very short undersea boat | Mike Harcrow |
| Westuary | Estuary | Inlet on the opposite side | Mike Harcrow |
| Bayour | Bayou | Not my swamp | Mike Harcrow |
| Rutabaa | Rutabaga | A turnip shaped like a sheep | Mike Harcrow |
| Escargo | Escargot | A shipment of snails | Mike Harcrow |
| Splenectummy | Splenectomy | Removal of both organs | Emile Ouellette |
| Cyanic | Cynic | A cynic with the blues | The Lateralist |
| Bumlion | Bullion | A great cat with a limp | Mike Harcrow |
| Zroom | Room | A 21st century place and means of communication | Ruth Krause |
| Durabble | Durable | Long-lasting mob | Mike Harcrow |
| Barnet | Carnet | Cross-border transport document for farm animals | Mike Harcrow |
| Transcontinentax | Transcontinental | V.A.T. often paid at foreign airports | Mike Harcrow |
| Emcede | Emcee | A resigned host | Mike Harcrow |
| Cavation | Vacation | Spelunking trip | Mike Harcrow |
| Kickboxling | Kickboxing | A martial artist in training | Mike Harcrow |
| Lawnsuit | Lawsuit | Summer wardrobe | Mike Harcrow |
| Fishierman | Fisherman | One more suspect than another | Mike Harcrow |
| Unfactsinated | Unvaccinated | The state of refusal to believe science can save your life | Steve Cozzetto |
| Photobia | Photo + Phobia | Fear of or aversion to having your picture taken | Faye Kennedy |
| Esoterica | Esoteric | [1] Collection of arcane literature; [2] heady porn | Mike Harcrow |
| Maskupial | Marsupial | A covid-19 compliant member of society | The Lateralist |
| Sinagog/ue | Synagogue | Eyebrow - raising behaviour in a temple | Ruth Krause |
| Sackrilege | Sacrilege | The plunder and destruction of a temple. | Ruth Krause |
| Plutonic | Platonic | Extra-terrestial love | Ruth Krause |
| Unardorned | Unadorned | Plainly loveless | Doug Langmead) |
| Feetotaler | Teetotaler | Avoids toll roads | Carole Marantz |
| Contiption | Conniption | Fracas over low or no gratuity. | Carole Marantz |
| Mompetent | Competent | Mother Knows Best | Carole Marantz |
| Sundamental | Fundamental | Sun, the essence of Life | Carole Marantz |
| Platoedipus | Plato + Oedipus | A duck-billed philosopher | Doug Langmead |
| Moxymoron | Oxymoron | You need it to be it and have it!! | Carole Marantz |
| Keybroad | Keyboard | Oversized typewriter | Carole Marantz |
| Bienevolent | Benevolent | A kind French welcome | Ruth Krause |
| Non sequaturs | Non sequiturs | 1] Lines of longitude 2] Scissors | Doug Langmead |
| Boronic | Moronic | Incredible dullness | Carole Marantz |
| Dresecrate | Desecrate | Outlandish attire | Carole Marantz |
| Dataract | Cataract | Information procedure | Carole Marantz |
| Spatire | Satire | Vexed by constant arguments | Carole Marantz |
| Polarelation | Polarization | Buzz common to polar bears, penguins and Eskimos | Emile Ouellette |
| Capraphagy | Copraphagy | Cannibalizing a famous movie director | Geoff Williams |
| Fasthidious | Fastidious | An ugly sprinter | Geoff Williams |
| Cyclips | Cyclops | Bands to wrap around the pant legs of a one eyed cyclist | Geoff Williams |
| Chorgi | Corgi | A small working dog | Doug Langmead |
| Apropois | Apropos | Just like a dolphin | Doug Langmead |
| Dumbhounded | Dumbfounded | Perplexed by dogs | Carole Marantz |
| Diacolic | Diabolic | Tough infant illness | Carole Marantz |
| Cutation | Mutation | Adorable anomaly | Carole Marantz |
| Mobesity | Obesity | Overweight "wise guys" | Carole Marantz |
| Oofer | Roofer | A disaster magnet | Mike Harcrow |
| Sunemployment | Unemployment | Travel, vacation jobs | Carole Marantz |
| Tartellini | Tortellini | "Ladies of the night" favorite pasta | Carole Marantz |
| Marchive | Archive | Recalling high school marching band! | Carole Marantz |
| Emptyrean | Empyrean | Show up at the Pearly Gates and nobody's home | Anne DelCampo |
| Magnun | Magnum | A convent's daily wine allocation | Anne DelCampo |
| Dechiding | Deciding | Determining a course of action after due consultation with your loving partner | Doug Langmead |
| Manroma | Aroma | The scent, used to determine if a garment is suitable for wearing again before laundry day. | Wayne Price |
| Escatology | Eschatology | The doctrine of last poops | Alan Phillips |
| Nanyette | Nanette | A revival of the Broadway musical performed in the Russian language | Wayne Price |
| Sportadic | Sporadic | A rabid fan | Geoff Williams |
| Boogjy | Googly* | A cricket player who moonlights by playing jazz piano. (*Googly is a type of pitch -known as a ball in the game of cricket) | Geoff Williams |
| Pelitonitis | Peritonitis | A severe neural disease caused by cycling with a large group at high speeds up and down mountains | Geoff Williams |
| Antiqua | Antigua | Hunting for hidden objects of great value on a small Caribbean Isle | Geoff Williams |
| Wherewolf | Werewolf | Little Red Riding Hood's desperate query | Anne DelCampo |
| Rejointer | Rejoinder | Reefer repartee | Anne DelCampo |
| Agenteel | Genteel | "The name's Bond, James Bond". | Anne DelCampo |
| Hup | Hop | A one-legged jomp | Doug Langmead |
| Ogly | Ugly | (adj.) When something is so hideous you can't stop looking at it. | Jessica Thompson |
| Hypoteruse | Hypotenuse | Telling your friends the shortest route between two places is actually the longest route with no right turns. | Therese Yglesias |
| Mellennials | Milineal | Anyone born between 1980-2000 that is so civic-minded they're not reproducing like their parents realizing the only pronoun needed in post-climate change anywhere will be "Me". | Therese Yglesias |
| French boors | French doors | Contradictory terminology;-) | Emile Ouellette |
| Ferventlye | Fervently | An enthusiasm for skin-ripping soap | Kerfuffle |
| Cerfuffle | Kerfuffle | A commotion due to restricted/prohibitive movement, especially during a lockdown | Bishwarup Pramanik |
| Bulletiny | Bulletin | A 2mm Kolibri | Mike Harcrow |
| Wineyard | Vineyard | A heuriger | Mike Harcrow |
| Cucumberg | Cucumber | The one closest to the freezer box | Mike Harcrow |
| Barble | Burble | The flow of speech in proportion to the flow of alcohol | Mike Harcrow |
| Goolag | Gulag | The rate at which viscous materials fall behind in their movements | Mike Harcrow |
| Xysmap | Xysma | Directions to a sewage treatment facility | Mike Harcrow |
| Sommeliar | Sommelier | A wine steward who extols the qualities of swill | Anne DelCampo |
| Moology | Zoology | The behavioral and physiological study of cows | Anne DelCampo |
| Panshandler | Panhandler | A chef who has fallen on hard times | Anne DelCampo |
| Autumnag | Autumnal | The spouse reminding one of all the summer chores yet to be done | Mike Harcrow |
| Caterpillarwauling | Caterwauling | The high-pitched screeching emitted by moth larvae | Mike Harcrow |
| Plaitoon | Platoon | A group of girls with braided hair | Mike Harcrow |
| Fliquor | Liquor | At least one of the ingredients in a flaming cocktail | Mike Harcrow |
| Universalt | Universal | Salt on everything | Mike Harcrow |
| Cabracadabra | Abracadabra | A powerful and magical incantation used to conjure a taxi | Anne DelCampo |
| Findicator | Indicator | Evidence of a shark | Mike Harcrow |
| Pfertinent | Pertinent | Germane but with a silent F | Mike Harcrow |
| Sobdivision | Subdivision | 1] Mathematics angst; [2] breaths between weeping convulsions | Mike Harcrow |
| Oreguano | Oregano | Bat spice | Mike Harcrow |
| Ukupele | Ukulele | A soccer star with a tiny guitar | Mike Harcrow |
| Pondage | Bondage | Determined to be larger than a puddle but smaller than a stock tank | Mike Harcrow |
| Pachelderm | Pachyderm | Elephant with a cliche canon | Mike Harcrow |
| Santaclaustrophobic | Claustrophobic | Fear of a fictitious holiday elf | Mike Harcrow |
| Seahoarse | Seahorse | Voice quality after enriched-air deep sea diving | Mike Harcrow |
| Terragon | Tarragon | The fate of the earth | Mike Harcrow |
| Trumple | Trample | To wrinkle with one's feet | Mike Harcrow |
| Summaripe | Summarize | ...and summarnot | Mike Harcrow |
| Skeletone | Skeleton | Bone white | Mike Harcrow |
| Cramparts | Ramparts | How sausage casings are filled | Mike Harcrow |
| Dishorganized | Disorganized | The reason for having kitchen cabinets | Mike Harcrow |
| Stuffrage | Suffrage | A hoarder's ire | Mike Harcrow |
| Amalgamotion | Amalgamation | Move to merge | Mike Harcrow |
| Defenstration | Defenestration | To prevent someone from tossing you out of a window | Mike Harcrow |
| Countest | Countess | A mathematics exam | Mike Harcrow |
| Stegolaurus | Stegosaurus | Monastic huts for dinosaurs with distinctive diamond-shaped plates along their spines | Mike Harcrow |
| Sable car | Cable car | A vehicle option for martens | Mike Harcrow |
| Gastopia | Agastopia | Intestinal fetish | Mike Harcrow |
| Canpetta | Pancetta | Dog food in a tin | Mike Harcrow |
| Funnelwake | Funnelcake | Using a megaphone to rouse the children | Mike Harcrow |
| Domestead | Homestead | A geodesic house | Mike Harcrow |
| Roadtripe | Roadtrip | A pig on the highway | Mike Harcrow |
| French boors | French doors | Redundant terminology | Mike Harcrow |
| Neighborhoops | Neighborhoods | Basketball next door or across the street | Mike Harcrow |
| Solar bears | Polar bears | Predatory mammals found on the sun | Mike Harcrow |
| Potentater | Potentate | Top spud | Mike Harcrow |
| Personnelf | Personnel | Santa's hiring department | Mike Harcrow |
| Yeglasses | Eyeglasses | Not my spectacles | Mike Harcrow |
| Plasticwart | Plasticware | An imperfection in moldable synthetic polymer | Mike Harcrow |
| Calcone | Calzone | Pizza conically wrapped | Mike Harcrow |
| Pandandler | Panhandler | Black-and-white bamboo muncher seeking handouts | Mike Harcrow |
| Poutiler | Poutier | Immortalizing the pout in ceramic squares | Mike Harcrow |
| Pedistal | Pedestal | Cuffs around the ankles to keep prisoners from fleeing. | Paul Chouinard |
| Trifucta | Trifecta | A Sicilian 3-way | Paul Chouinard |
| Carpit | Carpet | Place where you bury cars | Paul Chouinard |
| Fulcram | Fulcrum | Studying for final exams | Paul Chouinard |
| Cellebration | Celebration | A DNA fest | Emile Ouellette |
| Largueur | Larger | The regrettable shape of your shadow in the longueurs between one diet and the next | Doug Langmead |
| Copera | Opera | The Rockford Finales | Doug Langmead |
| Fabulouse | Fabulous | A rare, enjoyable case of head mites | Mike Harcrow |
| Psychick | Psychic | A very mental gal | Mike Harcrow |
| Gambowl | Gambol | The little-known partner to the dish that ran away with the spoon | Mike Harcrow |
| Nudistertian | Nudiustertian | Three aspects of being naked | Mike Harcrow |
| Colympic | Olympic | Colympic Games - same as the Hunger Games, but with a better chance of survival | Doug Langmead |
| Akimbl | Akimbo | TV show about a man hunting for one armed bowlegged man | Geoff Williams |
| Assegay | Assegai | Weapon for a nonviolent African. It is painted with peace symbols and decorated with ribbons and is blunt | Geoff Williams |
| Potfall | Pitfall | Tripping over the bedpan that was supposed to be under your bed during the night | Geoff Williams |
| Balletproof | Bulletproof | Would not go near Swan Lake if you paid me. | Geoff Williams |
| Destilled | Distilled | Mobile | Geoff Williams |
| Orbligato | Obbligato | In a musical composition, an additional melodic element which may be played as a round | Mike Harcrow |
| Sticky bums | Sticky buns | Hobos who need a bath | Mike Harcrow |
| Sictionary | Dictionary | Hypochondriac's source for ailments | Carole Marantz |
| Cabjure | Abjure | Uber's mission | Carole Marantz |
| Poternity | Paternity | Evolution of legalized marijuana | Carole Marantz |
| Unotrichous | Ulotrichous | Just one curly hair among all the straight ones | Mike Harcrow |
| Fluviophile | Pluviophile | One who catches cold in the rain but doesn't mind it too much | Mike Harcrow |
| Ophcleide | Ophicleide | A large keyed brass horn that doubles as a noodle bowl | Mike Harcrow |
| Splintern | Splinter | A seabird healing from a wing break | Mike Harcrow |
| Cutless | Cutlass | Property of a dulling knife | Mike Harcrow |
| Pelicant | Pelican | A large seabird that whines too much | Mike Harcrow |
| Youthanasia | Euthanasia | Approximately 909,824,792 | Mike Harcrow |
| Tintintabulate | Tintinnabulate | Measuring metallic resonance | Mike Harcrow |
| Splinky | Slinky | A snake with bells on | Mike Harcrow |
| Pantomimeo | Pantomime | Pretending to make copies | Mike Harcrow |
| Peritocracy | Meritocracy | A government run by nymphs and faeries | Mike Harcrow |
| Stuffocation | Suffocation | Death by Hoarding | Ruth Krause |
| Waterfelons | Watermelons | Pirates | Mike Harcrow |
| Spratchy | Scratchy | Itchy herring | Mike Harcrow |
| Bardstormer | Barnstormer | [1] Stunt troubadour; [2] campaigning minstrel | Mike Harcrow |
| Policema | Policeman | A strict matriarch | |
| Mobesity | Obesity | A whale with a weight problem | Mike Harcrow |
| Zipsomaniac | Dipsomaniac | What a fellow instantly becomes if he accidentally fastens his anatomy into his trousers | Mike Harcrow |
| Frummy | Frumpy | Drably-dressed dipsomaniac | Mike Harcrow |
| Poopulous | Populous | Constipated...or diarrheal | Mike Harcrow |
| Sanskirt | Sanskrit | Gown-free | Mike Harcrow |
| Batantly | Blatantly | We ALL know it's Bruce Wayne | Mike Harcrow |
| Casperole | Casserole | Ghostly hot dish | Mike Harcrow |
| Countainous | Mountainous | Many minor royalty | Mike Harcrow |
| Shout eye | Shut eye | Throbbing behind the eyes that results when your fighting neighbors keep you up all night. | Kevin Sutherland |
| Petro | Metro | Mass transit for dogs who go to work | Emile Ouellette |
| Snowclone | Snowcone | Exact replica of a triply-globular winter lawn humanoid | Mike Harcrow |
| Quasy | Quay | Feeling seasick prior to boarding | Doug Langmead |
| Punguent | Pungent + Unguent | Going off at a tangyent on a salve platter | Doug Langmead |
| Charadlers | Charades | Mime game enthusiasts | Mike Harcrow |
| Maniacalf | Maniacal | Young psychopathic bovine | Mike Harcrow |
| Cirrhoses | Cirrhosis | Irrigation tubes that have sat in the sun for too long | Mike Harcrow |
| Basketbalm | Basketball | Ointment in woven containers | Mike Harcrow |
| Illennia | Millennia | An unending pandemic | Mike Harcrow |
| Shippity-shoppity | Hippity-hoppity | Online purchases | Mike Harcrow |
| Scandivania | Scandinavia | Sofas in the Norse countries | Mike Harcrow |
| Prankenstein | Frankenstein | A malicious trick comprised of several unrelated or mismatched parts; the doer of such a deed | Mike Harcrow |
| Crampuff | Creampuff | An overstuffed pastry | Mike Harcrow |
| Flannelf | Flannel | A tiny (dare I say, spritely?) lumberjack | Mike Harcrow |
| Broadrunner | Roadrunner | Overweight marathonist | Mike Harcrow |
| Pundamental | Fundamental | Your daunting task in creating a clever/amusing definition for your new word. | Carole Marantz |
| Gundocumented | Undocumented | Background checks! | Carole Marantz |
| Flakefront | Lakefront | The frosted side of the cereal | Mike Harcrow |
| Whorticulture | Horticulture | Principles and rules followed by practitioners of the special trade | Vali Jamal |
| Magenta Carta | Magna Carta | A puce treaty | Doug Langmead |
| Dishheartened | Disheartened | The feeling that comes on discovering a sink full of plates, cups, bowls, glasses, pans, and cutlery that need washing | Ridley O'Donnell |
| Sternumb | Sternum | Hard-hearted | Mike Harcrow |
| Concertart | Concertant | Multi-movement work for fruit pies with orchestral accompaniment | Mike Harcrow |
| Hurtz | Hertz | The unit of measure that determines the amount of facial pressure a jazz trumpeter can use before requiring medical treatment | Mike Harcrow |
| Mnemanic | Mnemonic | Insane ways to help you remember!! | Carole Marantz |
| Mastronaut | Astronaut | A sailor in a very, very high crow's nest | Mike Harcrow |
| Hashimi | Sashimi | Thin-sliced raw cannabis | Mike Harcrow |
| Cornvulsion | Convulsion | Quivering maize | Mike Harcrow |
| Higgs Bosun | Higgs Boson | The guy who rides a miniature boat through the Large Hadron Collider when it is not working. His task is to clean all the barnacles and other junk off the walls before they fire it up again. | Geoff Williams |
| Striplex | Triplex | A 3-storey building in Las Vegas | Geoff Williams |
| Insurerection | Insurrection | Purchasing insurance on your major asset | Geoff Williams |
| Rhodomontage | Rhodomontade | Your favourite photographs of your lovely flowering bushes | Geoff Williams |
| Strataget | Stratagem | A plan by an attractive woman to get her own flat by employing her wiles | Geoff Williams |
| Cadamount | Catamount | Payment to a gigolo | Geoff Williams |
| Sembolism | Embolism | Wild sexual activities resulting in serious medical condition | Geoff Williams |
| Feistyx | Feisty | White water on the river to hell | Mike Harcrow |
| Hastrel | Wastrel | Impulsive person | Carole Marantz |
| Tartufoe | Tartufo | Someone who despises my favorite dessert | Carole Marantz |
| Insubirdinate | Insubordinate | Fowl afoul | Mike Harcrow |
| Hurrycane | Hurricane | A huge storm approaching rapidly | Ruth Krause |
| Slim prickings | Slim pickings | An absence of Pfizer Vaccine | Ruth Krause |
| Onionski | Onionskin | Strange, but I guess it could happen.... | Mike Harcrow |
| Yurtsy | Curtsy | Lowering of one's tent | Mike Harcrow |
| Meisterswinger | Meistersinger | A gigolo | Mike Harcrow |
| Stewage | Sewage | Pease porridge | Mike Harcrow |
| Palefactor | Malefactor | Pigmentation (or lack of it) | Mike Harcrow |
| Slique | Clique | The Brylcreem crowd | Mike Harcrow |
| Crudle | Cradle | A poorly finished infant bed | Mike Harcrow |
| Manicwrist | Manicurist | Psychoses of the articulative joints connecting forearm and hand | Mike Harcrow |
| Hondecided | Undecided | Yes, dear | Emile 'Herman' Ouellette |
| Cambrick | Cambric | Extra-heavy cotton cloth | Mike Harcrow |
| Piccolow | Piccolo | A bass piccolo | Mike Harcrow |
| Britzy | Ritzy | Like Buckingham Palace | Mike Harcrow |
| Algorerithm | Algorithm | An initial warning of Climate Change | Ruth Krause |
| Improvisitation | Improvisation + visitation | Spontaneous appearance of an unannounced soloist | Mike Harcrow |
| Grabbiness | Crabbiness | The behavior of a toddler learning fine motor skills | Mike Harcrow |
| Flophose | Flophouse | Cheap nylons | Mike Harcrow |
| Mojocycle | Motorcycle | A bike that attracts the ladies | Mike Harcrow |
| Hobox | Hobo | A vagrant's modest dwelling; a hoboxcar is his means of travel | Mike Harcrow |
| Blisted | Blistered | Relegated to second string | Mike Harcrow |
| Shortbred | Shortbread | Genetically small | Mike Harcrow |
| Jaloopy | Jalopy | An old car that travels only in circles | Mike Harcrow |
| Pastury | Pastry | A grass pie | Mike Harcrow |
| Psyncopation | Syncopation | Off-beat (yet harmless) mental state | Mike Harcrow |
| Carventer | Carpenter | One who builds stick construction buildings using only a pocket knife | Mike Harcrow |
| Sousa chef | Sous chef | The March King's cook | Mike Harcrow |
| Gallanttry | Gallantry | In the sport of rugby a term meaning you are carrying the ball across the line for a try and at the last minute pass it off to a teammate who has never scored before | Geoff Williams |
| Glockenspeel | Glockenspiel | Doing a striptease to the accompaniment of an array of bells. | Geoff Williams |
| Caligarians | Calgarians | Residents of Alberta who have delusions of becoming a Roman Emperor | Geoff Williams |
| Howdya | Howdah | Elephant rides arranged by a Texan | Geoff Williams |
| Codforsaken | Godforsaken | Newfoundland | Geoff Williams |
| Sumpleton | Simpleton | Drain brain | Mike Harcrow |
| Tho roughly | Thoroughly | How Tyson bites | Mike Harcrow |
| Furlaugh | Furlough | Fuzzy humor | Mike Harcrow |
| Circusatory | Circulatory | When animal acts are in your blood | Mike Harcrow |
| Chumpagne | Champagne | The cheap stuff | Mike Harcrow |
| Nefarimouse | Nefarious | Rodent antihero | Mike Harcrow |
| Permicious | Pernicious | Having a harmful effect on one's hair, especially in way that leads to frizz, chemical damage, or a dated look | Amy Morrow |
| Baloof | Aloof | Bear-headed with your nose in the air | Doug Langmead |
| Autocrazy | Autocracy | Far right's dementia | Carole Marantz |
| Wrenetic | Frenetic | Wild about wrens | Carole Marantz |
| Mangineered | Engineered | Female specific product designed and/or deliberately arranged by a male with actual understanding or intent of use. | Katie Casey |
| Ovaryaction | Overreaction | Responding in an excessively emotional manner to a given situation, for hormonal reasons | Ray Geiger |
| Prevenge | Revenge | Getting back at someone for something they haven't done to you yet, but you know they will eventually | Ray Geiger |
| Ragpole | Flagpole | Honoring the dustcloth | Emile Ouellette |
| Driphthong | Diphthong | Wet monokini | Jackin Yow |
| Cyclisporine | Cyclosporine | Workin' up a sweat on a two-wheeler | Jackin Yow |
| Demonstation | Demonstration | Hell's Kitchen subway stop | Barbara Gross |
| Caucuss | Caucus | A meeting to choose the damn candidates | Mike Harcrow |
| Persenility | Personality | Behavioral changes accompanying mental decline | Mike Harcrow |
| Politicite | Politicize | Usually plagiarism | Mike Harcrow |
| Jumbop | Jumbo | The pachyderm prom | Mike Harcrow |
| Beachbalm | Beachball | Sunscreen | Mike Harcrow |
| Cruditor | Creditor | A debt collector who needs a bath, manners, or both | Mike Harcrow |
| Finhumane | Inhumane | Cruelty to or among merpeople | Mike Harcrow |
| Fowling ball | Bowling ball | An inefficient but entertaining way to hunt ducks and geese | Mike Harcrow |
| Autobaton | Automaton | A robotic conductor or twirler | Mike Harcrow |
| Herman Punster | Herman Munster | Someone in this group . . . you know who you are! | Mike Harcrow |
| Evidunce | Evidence | Proof of stupidity | Mike Harcrow |
| Lobstetrician | Obstetrician | Responsible for delivering crustacean babies | Mike Harcrow |
| Therepy | Therapy | Herepy, therepy, everwherepy.... | Mike Harcrow |
| Happendectomy | Appendectomy | Accidental surgery | Mike Harcrow |
| Vendork | Vendor | An awkward salesman | Mike Harcrow |
| Hexplosion | Explosion | Incantation gone wrong...or right | Mike Harcrow |
| Parwish | Parish | Halfhearted hope | Mike Harcrow |
| Barkisters | Barristers | Canine lawyers | Mike Harcrow |
| Scotlights | Spotlights | Candles | Mike Harcrow |
| Dazelle | Gazelle | A genus of confused antelope | Mike Harcrow |
| Snickerpoodle | Snickerdoodle | Dog biscuits | Mike Harcrow |
| Tuffrage | Suffrage | Right to vote getting harder | Carole Marantz |
| Funishment | Punishment | Joy of guilty getting convicted | Carole Marantz |
| Innocant | Innocent | Blameless jargon | Carole Marantz |
| Omegaphone | Megaphone | [1] The ultimate pocket communications device; [2] the apocryphal last trumpet | Mike Harcrow |
| Intrinsigent | Intransigent | Innately immovable | Mike Harcrow |
| Cavid | Covid | The Boston variant of Covid | Chris Mueller |
| Metathor | Metaphor | When Loki shapeshifts into Chris Hemsworth | Chris Mueller |
| Meataphor | Metaphor | When a Vegan tells you something tastes just like its meat substitute. | Chris Mueller |
| Snubmariner | Submariner | Haughty sailor | Mike Harcrow |
| Tabsurdity | Absurdity | Preposterous guitar notation | Mike Harcrow |
| Pastlure | Pasture | Retired bait | Mike Harcrow |
| Smurfer | Surfer | Little blue dude on a long board | Mike Harcrow |
| Bailbout | Bailout | Fighting over who will post bond | Mike Harcrow |
| Scatnip | Catnip | That which Ella Fitzgerald takes before a performance | Anne DelCampo |
| Purseverate | Perseverate | Fixate on Fendi | Anne DelCampo |
| Insinerator | Incinerator | Hellfire and brimstone | Anne DelCampo |
| Egomentric | Egocentric | Male need to prevail! | Carole Marantz |
| Galderbash | Balderdash | Nonsensical banter about women's insignificance | Carole Marantz |
| Sadisfaction | Satisfaction | Joy of harming others | Carole Marantz |
| Stoopable | Scoopable | Porch worthy | Mike Harcrow |
| Retrosexual | Metrosexual | Feigning virginity | Mike Harcrow |
| Atomcat | Tomcat | A microscopic kitty | Mike Harcrow |
| Lipomade | Lipoma + pomade | An unexpected use for the contents of cysts | Mike Harcrow |
| Carecrow | Scarecrow | An empathetic blackbird | Mike Harcrow |
| Bangrupt | Bankrupt | Out of ammunition | Mike Harcrow |
| Motocrows | Motocross | Blackbirds on dirtbikes | Mike Harcrow |
| Reefuel | Refuel | Coral | Mike Harcrow |
| Traincloud | Raincloud | Evidence of a locomotive traveling through the desert | Mike Harcrow |
| Fretstyle | Freestyle | Improvised guitar solo | Mike Harcrow |
| Championshi* | Championship | Everyone gets a prize | Mike Harcrow |
| Alemia | Anemia | Low on beer | Mike Harcrow |
| Pundora's Box | Pandora's Box | Harcrow's Hangout :-) | Emile Ouellette |
| Grandpatent | Grandparent | The Mother of the Mother of all Inventions | Doug Langmead |
| Abaloney | Abalone | Surf and turf in one dish | Barbara Gross |
| Glasnose | Glasnost | Highly ineffective Russian boxer | Geoff Williams |
| Perestrika | Perestroika | Russian soccer centre forward | Geoff Williams |
| Frustraytion | Frustration | When you want that fancy dessert in the display at the end of the cafeteria line but your carrying board has no more room | Mike Harcrow |
| Blondcurdling | Bloodcurdling | Cheap hair dye | Mike Harcrow |
| Furzy | Fuzzy + furze | Describing a flowering shrub with a rabbit caught in it | Mike Harcrow |
| Udone | Udon | Informal inquiry as to another's state of progress | Mike Harcrow |
| Forkative | Formative | The period in a child's life when he learns to feed himself | Mike Harcrow |
| Gooblers | Goobers + gobblers | Peanut eaters | Mike Harcrow |
| Moctogenarian | Octogenarian | Elderly comedian | Mike Harcrow |
| Rockpot | Crockpot | Prehistoric slow cooker | Mike Harcrow |
| Assalt | Assault | Basic seasoning for a rump roast | Mike Harcrow |
| Spanklers | Sparklers | Paddles, switches, and belts | Mike Harcrow |
| Draculap | Dracula | [1] Host anatomy best suited for blood sucking; [2] once around the track for a vampire | Mike Harcrow |
| Mermail | Mermaid | Postal delivery during a flood | Mike Harcrow |
| Malllard | Mallard | Food court cooking fat | Mike Harcrow |
| Staircask | Staircase | Climbing barrels | Mike Harcrow |
| Sneakivore | Sneak & carnivore | A vegan who is a closet meat eater | Shannon Fleming & Theresa Holden- |
| Stalemaze | Stalemate | A drab labyrinth | Mike Harcrow |
| Dorkboard | Corkboard | Weekly rotation of IT guys | Mike Harcrow |
| Reposses | Repossess | Vigilantes secured for services again | Mike Harcrow |
| Ovalion | Ovation | A rotund savanna cat | Mike Harcrow |
| Fantamweight | Bantamweight | Boxers or wrestlers weighing up to zero pounds | Mike Harcrow |
| Locketknife | Pocketknife | Preferred weapon for an elegant lady | Mike Harcrow |
| Shoelack | Shoelace | Barefoot | Mike Harcrow |
| Escargment | Escarpment | Snails on a cliff | Mike Harcrow |
| Cannielloni | Cannelloni | Pasta tubes stuffed with a decorative metal alloy and baked in sauce; neither tasty nor functional, and a complete waste of all ingredients | Mike Harcrow |
| Fartively | Furtively | Surreptitious emissions | Mike Harcrow |
| Merderer | Murderer | The one in the restroom just before you | Mike Harcrow |
| Apestry | Tapestry | Simian efforts | Mike Harcrow |
| Certifipate | Certificate | Guarantee for a wig, toupee, or hair plugs | Mike Harcrow |
| Handcronk | Handcrank | Arthritis | Mike Harcrow |
| Skillduggery | Skullduggery | How to effectively handle a backhoe | Geoff Williams |
| Skulldiggery | Skullduggery | A scene from Hamlet | Geoff Williams |
| Tentafive | Tentative | 4.5 | Geoff Willams |
| Peripathetic | Peripatetic | A downcast spirit | Geoff Williams |
| Goethedammerung | Goetterdammerung | Bad critical reviews for a German poet | Geoff Williams |
| Tartamount | Tantamount | Payment to a lady of the night | Geoff Williams |
| Poorius | Porous | Where cockney debtors are confined in London | Geoff Williams |
| Apricon | Apricot | Passing off fake fruit | Geoff Williams |
| Missionharies | Missionaries | Jesuits who have been working in the jungle too long | Geoff Williams |
| Lowtie | Bowtie | A belt | Mike Harcrow |
| Masheuse | Masseuse | Massage therapist who reduces clients to a limp pulp | Mike Harcrow |
| Hippopotamush | Hippopotamus | Trampled | Mike Harcrow |
| Dystematic | Systematic | Opposed to order | Carole Marantz |
| Dynamate | Dynamite | Super dating service | Carole Marantz |
| Drabolic | Diabolic | Fiendishly dull | Carole Marantz |
| Tomeopathy | Homeopathy | Large book about alternative medicine | Carole Marantz |
| Facetousness | Facetiousness | [1] Having several angular, carefully cut, and highly polished sides; [2] possessing many life skills | Mike Harcrow |
| Gaffected | Affected | [1] One's propensity to say stupid things in public; [2] without a personal filter | Mike Harcrow |
| Pourtier | Courtier | The royal bartender | Mike Harcrow |
| Quinona | Quinoa | Winona's South American sister | Mike Harcrow |
| Lardvark | Aardvark | Cross between a pig and an anteater | Mike Harcrow |
| Absynthesizer | Synthesizer | Keyboard made of wormwood | Mike Harcrow |
| Hairliner | Airliner | Toupee in a breeze | Mike Harcrow |
| Exceptonal | Exceptional | Aleatoric music | Mike Harcrow |
| Bartern | Barter | The gull that pours your drinks | Mike Harcrow |
| Corbelt | Corbel | Combination strap and brace | Mike Harcrow |
| Tyrannosaurust | Tyrannosaurus | Oxidized dinolizard with stubby arms | Mike Harcrow |
| Syrupt | Syrup | When you squeeze the bottle too hard | Mike Harcrow |
| Furnoshings | Furnishings | Seating with holders for snacks and beverages | Mike Harcrow |
| Perspiracious | Perspicacious | A sweaty wise man | Mike Harcrow |
| Camourflage | Camouflage | Hidden love | Mike Harcrow |
| Pollutent | Pollutant | A trashy camper | Mike Harcrow |
| Counterfitter | Counterfeiter | Kitchen renovator | Barbara Gross |
| Annexdote | Anecdote | Told by the guy who interrupts your funny story. | Lorien |
| Aphrodaisiac | Aphrodisiac | An arousing flower | Mike Harcrow |
| Preflux | Reflux | To know in advance that you are going to burp | Barbara Gross |
| Aspartome | Aspartame | Book for diabetics | Barbara Gross |
| Rybald | Ribald | Seedless bread | Barbara Gross |
| Lilliputin | Lilliputian | Petite Russian leader | Barbara Gross |
| Menschpress | Benchpress | Lifting others | Mike Harcrow |
| Sherpax | Sherpa | A really chill mountain guide | Mike Harcrow |
| Northbeast | Northeast | A broad category of creatures including, but no limited to, the polar bear, moose, and yeti | Mike Harcrow |
| Mehtropolis | Metropolis | A dull city | Mike Harcrow |
| Frondtal | Frontal | [1] Eve's chosen foliage [2] Eve's other dress | Jackin Yow |
| Misslaid | Mislaid | Unwedlocked | Doug Langmead |
| Canclusion | Conclusion | When the tin container is empty | Mike Harcrow |
| Buccanerd | Buccaneer | A socially-awkward pirate, usually with a pocket protector | Mike Harcrow |
| Blocksmith | Blacksmith | A toymaker | Mike Harcrow |
| Promenada | Promenade | Covid-era school dance | Mike Harcrow |
| Tuxedog | Tuxedo | Puppy in formal wear | Mike Harcrow |
| Kabook | Kaboom | A tome with a violent surprise ending | Mike Harcrow |
| Abthoritative | Authoritative | King of the "six-pack" | Mike Harcrow |
| Gradiend | Gradient | The top or bottom of an incline | Mike Harcrow |
| Boxcarbs | Boxcars | Breakfast cereal | Mike Harcrow |
| Synthecyst | Synthesist | When multiple lipomas grow together | Mike Harcrow |
| Turkuoise | Turquoise | Semi-precious sky-blue stone found Asia Minor | Mike Harcrow |
| Pondolences | Condolences | Weepy pool of sorrowful sentiments; may also contain lily pads and koi | Mike Harcrow |
| Trystwatch | Wristwatch | Rendezvous-completion alarm | Mike Harcrow |
| Cornelation | Correlation | Eating the first ears of the season | Mike Harcrow |
| Barmyid | Barmaid | Silly psyche | Mike Harcrow |
| Baited breath | Bated breath | A mouthful of worms | Mike Harcrow |
| Fibercoptic | Fiberoptic | Orthodox threads | Mike Harcrow |
| Microfibber | Microfiber | Only tells little white lies | Mike Harcrow |
| Watchmax | Watchman | Binge viewings | Mike Harcrow |
| Furnature | Furniture | One's disposition to hairiness | Mike Harcrow |
| Cilantrov | Cilantro | Russian parsley | Mike Harcrow |
| Hypesonic | Hypersonic | The din of television commercials | Mike Harcrow |
| Inflectious | Infectious | Regarding an affected accent | Mike Harcrow |
| Barlock | Warlock | Closing time at the pub | Mike Harcrow |
| Biolence | Violence | Germ warfare | Mike Harcrow |
| Tinkerjell | Tinkerbell | What you tell the kids when they find a fly in their congealed dessert | Mike Harcrow |
| Popcord | Popcorn | [1] The string attaching the cork to the toy gun; [2] a parachute failure | Mike Harcrow |
| Ipossible | Impossible | Trust in one's abilities | Mike Harcrow |
| Yonsequences | Consequences | The results of what happens over there | Mike Harcrow |
| Pandango | Fandango | A lively Spanish dance in triple meter accompanied by banging on cookware | Mike Harcrow |
| Auktion | Auction | Bargain birds | Mike Harcrow |
| Casserold | Casserole | Leftover one-dish meal | Mike Harcrow |
| Barthex | Narthex | The lobby of a pub | Mike Harcrow |
| Vangster | Gangster | One who minds a sailing vessel's ropes | Mike Harcrow |
| Crapple | Scrapple | Rotten fruit | Mike Harcrow |
| Backbong | Backbone | [1] Hookah for hiking; [2] a resonant spine | Mike Harcrow |
| Paper trowel | Paper towel | A lousy gardening tool | Barbara Gross |
| Socketbook | Pocketbook | Electricians' text | Barbara Gross |
| Docketbook | Pocketbook | Court calendar | Barbara Gross |
| Rockstart | Rockstar | Lava, for one | Mike Harcrow |
| Aggressieve | Aggressive | A menacing strainer | Mike Harcrow |
| Salienate | Alienate | Rejecting salt | Mike Harcrow |
| Flangel | Flange | Heavenly being with a supporting collar | Mike Harcrow |
| Branchero | Ranchero | One who wrangles trees | Mike Harcrow |
| Flantation | Plantation | Where custard is grown | Mike Harcrow |
| Palindrone | Palindrome | Remotely-controlled helicopter that only flies back and forth | Mike Harcrow |
| Broodingnagian | Brobdingnagian | An agonizingly insufferable shrew | Jackin Yow |
| Grinaries | Granaries | Comedy clubs | Jackin Yow |
| Hegemom | Hegemon | Super Mom!! | Carole Marantz |
| Latonic | Laconic | Quiet meds | Carole Marantz |
| Handsom | Handsome | Arrive at sum by counting on fingers | Carole Marantz |
| Vegone | Begone | Back to eating meat! | Carole Marantz |
| Hatigue | Fatigue | Tired of head covering | Carole Marantz |
| Stagglers | Stragglers | Deer hookers | Mike Harcrow |
| Bedict | Edict | Mandatory lights-out | Mike Harcrow |
| Menguins | Penguins | Guys in tuxedos | Mike Harcrow |
| Mathadone | Methadone | Having attained a higher degree in mathematics without having resorted to stimulants | Jackin Yow |
| Sindignation | Indignation | Caught red-handed 'in flagrante delicto' - on video & posted on FB | Jackin Yow |
| Dalmartian | Dalmatian | A black-spotted alien | Mike Harcrow |
| Sheepfolk | Sheepfold | Shepherds | Mike Harcrow |
| Weedle | Wheedle | Persuading undesirable plants to remove themselves | Mike Harcrow |
| Viola | Voila | There's a member of our string quartet! | Barbara Gross |
| Trychinasis | Trichinosis | Recommending vacations to your sister | Mike Harcrow |
| Glydesdale | Clydesdale | A large horse on skates | Mike Harcrow |
| Ragmented | Fragmented | Torn into strips | Mike Harcrow |
| Mercarial | Mercurial | Succumbing to a mid-life crisis | Jackin Yow |
| Jocturnal | Nocturnal | One who exercises or competes only at night | Mike Harcrow |
| Viscouscous | Viscous + couscous | Overboiled wheatgerm pasta | Mike Harcrow |
| Therapast | Therapist | When your psychiatrist dies | Mike Harcrow |
| Levyrage | Leverage | A tax revolt | Mike Harcrow |
| Bureaurats | Bureaucrats | [1] Rodents in a drawer; [2] government employees | Mike Harcrow |
| Baristocracy | Aristocracy | What lawyers think of themselves | Mike Harcrow |
| Varidance | Variance | When you didn't prepare a solo dance and just gyrate without much thought or control | Mike Harcrow |
| Encyclopsedia | Encyclopedia | Informative tomes for the one-eyed | Mike Harcrow |
| Pommelf horse | Pommel horse | Gymnastics apparatus found at the North Pole | Mike Harcrow |
| Barnival | Carnival | A swing in the rafters...and maybe a pony | Mike Harcrow |
| Salivat | Salivate | A spittoon | Mike Harcrow |
| Palibrate | Calibrate | To gauge a friendship | Mike Harcrow |
| Gummification | Mummification | State of the chewing gum on the bottom of a chair | Mike Harcrow |
| Ginflammable | Inflammable | Yes, it is | Mike Harcrow |
| Kimosahbeer | Kimosahbee | Lone Ranger Lager | Anne DelCampo |
| Fortdress | Fortress | Military uniforms | Anne DelCampo |
| Shtupperware | Tupperware | Storage containers for sex toys | Anne DelCampo |
| Awkwords | Awkward | WPMI entrants that don't make the cut | Anne DelCampo |
| Dimmunity | Immunity | Resistant to stupidity | Mike Harcrow |
| Dressert | Dessert + dresser | Hiding forbidden sweets in the sock drawer | Mike Harcrow |
| Aspmalt | Asphalt | A snake shake | Mike Harcrow |
| Cerepony | Ceremony | A little horse hired for birthday parties | Mike Harcrow |
| Blanddishment | Blandishment | A threat to cook a tasteless meal | Mike Harcrow |
| Patchyderm | Pachyderm | Skin plaques | Mike Harcrow |
| Pomples | Pimples | Magnificent, noteworthy acne | Mike Harcrow |
| Despository | Depository | A holding facility for tyrants and oppressors | Mike Harcrow |
| Wreaking ball | Wrecking ball | A prom for victimizers | Mike Harcrow |
| Cyborgsecurity | Cybersecurity | Having Steve Austin, RoboCop, Darth Vader, or Seven-of-Nine as a body guard | Mike Harcrow |
| Catererpillar | Caterpillar | Larval banquet service | Mike Harcrow |
| Swigwam | Wigwam | North American native bar | Jackin Yow |
| Treepee | Teepee | The central supporting, and aiming, pole in a NA indigenous lavatory | Jackin Yow |
| Turdish bath | Turkish bath | Pool faux pas | Mike Harcrow |
| Blithium | Lithium | An element of indifference | Mike Harcrow |
| Purrency | Currency | The state of a happy cat | Mike Harcrow |
| Birthdam | Birthday | A constricted cervix | Mike Harcrow |
| Straposphere | Stratosphere | The part of the body requiring a belt or a girdle | Mike Harcrow |
| Dungulate | Ungulate | Cow patties | Mike Harcrow |
| iRector | Director | Digital parish priest | Mike Harcrow |
| Bunghoe | Bunghole | Cork remover | Mike Harcrow |
| Forgeps | Forceps | Tongs used in ironworking | Mike Harcrow |
| Spaculate | Speculate | To estimate the required time and cost of drywall repair | Mike Harcrow |
| Gortraiture | Portraiture | Some Verismo sittings; Goya's "Disasters of War" etchings | Mike Harcrow |
| Saccinct | Succinct | Terse Firing | Carole Marantz |
| Opportonism | Opportunism | Tons of lawmakers with NO principles!!! | Carole Marantz |
| Solloquial | Colloquial | One's informal speech | Carole Marantz |
| Amendlent | Amendment | Change holiday before Easter | Carole Marantz |
| Satigue | Fatigue | Tired of sitting | Carole Marantz |
| Wabut | Abut | A stray hair | Doug Langmead |
| Dashwisher | Dishwasher | An Olympic track hopeful | Mike Harcrow |
| Hamdinger | Humdinger | A really swell pig | Mike Harcrow |
| Pneumonica | Pneumonia | The windy friend | Mike Harcrow |
| Pancares | Pancakes | An empathetic skillet | Mike Harcrow |
| Flapjocks | Flapjacks | Athletes in union suits | Mike Harcrow |
| Snugatory | Nugatory | An amorous embrace by a conservative | Jackin Yow |
| Nagatory | Nugatory | The penniless road to hell via an incompatible spouse | Jackin Yow |
| Hominly | Homily + hominy | An amaizing sermon | Mike Harcrow |
| Celebrit | Celebrate | English movie star | Name witheld |
| Tankerbell | Tinkerbell | A fairy with ballast on board | Doug Langmead & Gillian Winter |
| Pergolaw | Pergola | Building permit requirement for backyard structures | Mike Harcrow |
| Thanctimonious | Sanctimonious | Insincere or smarmy gratitude | Mike Harcrow |
| Rococoa | Rococo | A light, highly-ornamented and chocolaty style of music from 18th-century France | Mike Harcrow |
| Quasari | Quasar | Power dress | Mike Harcrow |
| Skiscraper | Skyscraper | Having forgotten to wax your snow planks | Mike Harcrow |
| Universit | University | A chair big enough for everyone | Mike Harcrow |
| Grailroad | Railroad | The route to the holy chalice | Mike Harcrow |
| Milibuster | Filibuster | 1/1000 of a buster | Mike Harcrow |
| Pundora's Box | Pandora's Box | This site | Mike Harcrow |
| Frivolouis | Frivolous | Unimportant or needless line of French kings | Mike Harcrow |
| Wigwag | Wigwam | A wobbly wigwam | Doug Langmead |
| Gymnasties | Gymnastics | The piles of sweaty clothes left in the locker room after practice | Mike Harcrow |
| Lympiad | Olympiad | The migration of athletes back home after the competition | Mike Harcrow |
| Geenome | Genome | A cheerful small creature | Geoff Williams |
| Insign | Ensign | The Masonic handshake | Geoff Williams |
| Significan | Significant | I am having a little difficulty with arthritis and cannot hold the pen too well | Geoff Williams |
| Cramps | Craps | What you get from holding the dice too tightly | Geoff Willams |
| Boyant | Buoyant | A young male insect | Geoff Williams |
| Danglia | Ganglia | Excess organic pendulae | Mike Harcrow |
| Basquerade | Masquerade | A party for people of the Pyrenees | Mike Harcrow |
| Spirail | Spiral | Circular switchback | Mike Harcrow |
| Snowgird | Snowbird | To get ready for winter | Mike Harcrow |
| Disqualivacation | Disqualification | Any holiday which would necessitate a cellular phone "just to keep up with the office" or which requires using the recent home equity loan to "get a start on those home repairs" | Mike Harcrow |
| Whaffle | Whiffle + waffle | An especially light and fluffy breakfast pastry | Mike Harcrow |
| Tavernal | Tavern + vernal | Later bar hours in the spring | Mike Harcrow |
| Everyonce | Everyone | Always now | Mike Harcrow |
| Sheerbet | Sherbet | A transparent wager | Mike Harcrow |
| Gigantick | Gigantic | A huge bloodsucker | Mike Harcrow |
| Manumental | Monumental | [1] The great mind of a guy; [2] the mind of a great guy | Mike Harcrow |
| Lommode | Commode | A squatty-potty | Mike Harcrow |
| Warina | Marina | Where submarines and battleships are parked | Mike Harcrow |
| Supposittory | Suppository | An imaginarium | Mike Harcrow |
| Prepubscent | Prepubescent | How you smelled before you went to the bar | Mike Harcrow |
| Refirmatory | Reformatory | A fat farm | Mike Harcrow |
| Tam-i-nation | Lamination | Scotland | Mike Harcrow |
| Hexecutor | Executor | The witch who reads the will | Mike Harcrow |
| Hangmat | Hangman | A pad onto which the victim of the noose should not actually fall | Mike Harcrow |
| Finmate | Inmate | The shark who finds its way into your viewing cage | Mike Harcrow |
| Beefhive | Beehive | A cozy home for honey cattle | Mike Harcrow |
| Awkwarp | Awkward | A clumsy twist | Mike Harcrow |
| Waterlilt | Waterlily | The rhythm of the sea | Mike Harcrow |
| Fonduet | Fondue | A two-cheese blend | Mike Harcrow |
| Kimcheep | Kimchee | The noise pickle pots make when the fermentation starts | Mike Harcrow |
| Amplicator | Applicator | A bluetooth enabled make-up brush or sponge | Mike Harcrow |
| Verseace | Versace | Someone who writes really good poetry or song lyrics | Mike Harcrow |
| Unicyclint | Unicyclist | The fuzz found in a unicyclist's spandex after riding | Mike Harcrow |
| Shearse | Hearse | Her backside | Mike Harcrow |
| Gavottel | Gavotte | A courtly French dance with Danish austerity | Mike Harcrow |
| Contemptable | Contemptible | A meal no one likes (like "boiled dinner" or aspic or...) | Mike Harcrow |
| Sunction | Unction + suction | Aspirated inspiration | Mike Harcrow |
| Flamebuoyant | Flamboyant | Fire on water | Mike Harcrow |
| Pendulump | Pendulum | A dirt clod on a string | Mike Harcrow |
| Philanthrowist | Philanthropist | One who hurls money at every cause | Mike Harcrow |
| Smallions | Scallions | Diminutive mane-collared wildcats | Mike Harcrow |
| Blabrous | Glabrous | An expose | Mike Harcrow |
| Specialisp | Specialist | The supposed origin of Castilian Spanish | Mike Harcrow |
| Drunkennest | Drunkenness | When mama bird brings home fermented grains | Mike Harcrow |
| Imperection | Imperfection | (Uh...I really think this is self-defining, kids....) | Mike Harcrow |
| Wonspiracy | Conspiracy | "The Big Lie" | Carole Marantz |
| Balkative | Talkative | Refuses to budge | Carole Marantz |
| Banjoy | Banjo | What banjos (and bagpipes and accordions) do | Mike Harcrow |
| Fluncle | Uncle | The guy who's married to your flaunt | Mike Harcrow |
| Poeticalf | Poetical | Young bovine beatnik | Mike Harcrow |
| Schoolbug | Schoolbus | The spread of a cold in an academic building | Mike Harcrow |
| Nerdsman | Herdsman | A young shepherd who spends his time instead of tending sheep trying to invent an app that will do the work for him.( Would he use Baaasic as his language of choice?) | Geoff Williams |
| Inflatuation | Infatuation | Falling in love with your roommate | Geoff Williams |
| Kandaha | Kandahar | Laugh track for Afghan TV | Geoff Williams |
| Overleaning | Overweaning | The original architectural plans for the Tower of Pisa | Geoff Williams |
| Snottish | Scottish | A highlander with allergies | Geoff Williams |
| Charmink | Charming | A most pleasant and well-mannered weasel | Mike Harcrow |
| Cocomotive | Locomotive | A palm tree on the go | Mike Harcrow |
| Lipslick | Lipstick | The mark left on a woman's coffee cup | Barbara Gross |
| Micromenage | Micromanage | Dollhouse | Barbara Gross |
| Bedding Planner | Wedding Planner | Honeymoon consultant | Barbara Gross |
| Brailery | Raillery | Good-natured teasing via the tactile alphabet | Anne DelCampo |
| Militarustic | Militaristic | Drafted farm boys | Mike Harcrow |
| Lasagnag | Lasagna | Someone who expects pasta casserole several times a week | Mike Harcrow |
| Perfectionwist | Perfectionist | A very fussy wordsmith | Mike Harcrow |
| Parabnormal | Paranormal | Unusually inexplicable; supernatural deviation | Mike Harcrow |
| Jetliver | Jetliner | Worst meal ever served on a flight | Mike Harcrow |
| Starbard | Starboard | The best singer | Mike Harcrow |
| Limbade | Limeade | Sap | Mike Harcrow |
| Cumulust | Cumulus | What it takes to be in the "mile-high club" | Barbara Gross |
| Tuxidermist | Taxidermist | Sales clerk who stuffs men into their tuxes | Emile Ouellette |
| Terrafying | Terrifying | Feeling brought on by volcanoes, whirlpools, sinkholes, quicksand, and any other frightening geographical structure | Mike Harcrow |
| Lashmere | Cashmere | Soft, luxurious eyelid fringe | Mike Harcrow |
| Diminnuendo | Diminuendo | A rumor that the trumpets simply can't play softer | Kevin Sutherland |
| Execultive | Executive | Head of a religious order | Mike Harcrow |
| Foultain | Fountain | A contaminated spring | Mike Harcrow |
| Squaredunce | Squaredance | A nerd who is not actually all that bright | Mike Harcrow |
| Squiggli | Squiggle | (It. pl.) Several worms | Mike Harcrow |
| Sabbathe | Sabbath | To wash oneself each weekend | Mike Harcrow |
| Stankards | Standards | The point where even hobos can't stand how you smell | Mike Harcrow |
| Catacomabs | Catacombs | Burial in Washington state | Mike Harcrow |
| Sniplet | Snippet | What a guy leaves behind after circumcision | Mike Harcrow |
| Pastience | Patience | Well and truly beyond forbearance, particularly w.r.t. continued masking | Jackin Yow |
| Pedagory | Pedagogy | The study of lessons learned from slasher films | Mike Harcrow |
| Murphy bud | Murphy bed | An immature fold-up sleep platform | Mike Harcrow |
| Festivale | Festival | Secluded location for a party | Mike Harcrow |
| Slagrant | Flagrant | Egregious mine waste | Mike Harcrow |
| Frowzen | Frozen | Stone-age tool in a glacier | Mike Harcrow |
| Kakyak | Kayak | A crappy rowboat | Mike Harcrow |
| Meanderthal | Neanderthal | Wanderers with a tendency to drool | Gary Tillery |
| Saccharind | Saccharin | The crust which has developed on what remains of on an obsolete sugar substitute | Mike Harcrow |
| Sesquicentennis | Sesquicentennial | A very, very long volley | Mike Harcrow |
| Bunburn | Sunburn | One of the primary risks at a nude beach | Mike Harcrow |
| Cosmonut | Cosmonaut | A crazy space traveller | Mike Harcrow |
| Plutocrate | Plutocrat | Where Walt Disney's dog sleeps | Barbara Gross |
| Callender | Calendar | Nomorobo | Barbara Gross |
| Governob | Governor | Joy stick | Mike Harcrow |
| Styrofoal | Styrofoam | A polystyrene pony | Mike Harcrow |
| Schelastic | Scholastic | Flexible education | Mike Harcrow |
| Poparity | Polarity | The extreme points between a religious church leader and an apostate church leader | Mike Harcrow |
| Offall | Offal | On a very strict diet | Barbara Gross |
| Offall | (Alternative) | On a very strict diet, and having the guts to do it | Doug Langmead |
| Heir Apparel | Heir Apparent | Gifts at a baby shower | Barbara Gross |
| Rhubarf | Rhubarb | Yup | Mike Harcrow |
| Putrician | Patrician | A rotten Roman politician | Geoff Williams |
| Speedlings | Seedlings | A method of sowing crops that ensures higher production in a shorter period | Geoff Williams |
| Coltivate | Cultivate | Raising horses | Geoff Williams |
| Pillucid | Pellucid | Lost in translucence | Doug Langmead |
| Miniscull | Minuscule | Rejected for size | Carole Marantz |
| Mantasy | Fantasy | Male imagination | Carole Marantz |
| Fowlmouthed | Foulmouthed | One who imitates bird calls | Mike Harcrow |
| Brother-in-lawn | Brother-in-law | When you're related by marriage to your groundskeeper | Mike Harcrow |
| Cragapple | Crabapple | Fruit from a geographically precarious orchard | Mike Harcrow |
| Snipperier | Slipperier | When the rabbi takes too much at the bris | Mike Harcrow |
| Bygong | Bygone | A tam-tam's exit | Mike Harcrow |
| Coldtonic Irrigation | Colonic Irrigation | What better way to sling the gin? | Doug Langmead |
| Gadatout | Gadabout | One who brags about their social life | Anne DelCampo |
| Counterwintuitive | Counterintuitive | A paradoxical election result | Anne DelCampo |
| Generalissimom | Generalissimo | The Supreme Commander of the Family | Anne DelCampo |
| Theces | Theses | Propositions or dissertations to be discussed and defended, that are truly a load of crap | Leslie C |
| Mandangle | Fandangle | A solely ornamental willy | Anne DelCampo |
| Hautodidact | Autodidact | A self taught fashionista | Anne DelCampo |
| Stuperman | Superman | Clark Kent after a few shots of kryptonite | Anne DelCampo |
| Throughtfully | Thoughtfully | Completely beyond a given barrier | Mike Harcrow |
| Dognition | Cognition | A thought or reflection; specifically about one's dog | Leslie C |
| Instimacy | Intimacy | The act of seeking instant or immediate closeness with a desired object without taking the time to cultivating the deep knowledge or understanding needed for true intimacy. | Leslie C |
| Thugboat | Tugboat | Towing vessel with a bad reputation | Mike Harcrow |
| Pissatorial | Piscatorial | "Advice" written on bathroom stall walls | Mike Harcrow |
| Enterprize | Enterprise | Hiring bonus | Mike Harcrow |
| Pusillominous | Pusillanimous | A dangerous coward | Mike Harcrow |
| Clavicord | Clavichord | An old keyboard instrument in which the strings are made of real string | Geoff Williams |
| Baldercash | Balderdash | People who get donations to charity by having their heads shaved | Geoff Williams |
| Trypist | Typist | The worlds worst secretary | Geoff Williams |
| Neverest | Everest | The strange attraction for people to climb the worlds highest mountain whatever the cost | Geoff Williams |
| Indigenius | Indigenous | A brilliant native | Mike Harcrow |
| Propinequity | Propinqhity | The fine art of ensuring that your assets are similar in value to those of your neighbours | Geof Williams |
| Grenaders | Grenadiers | Excitable inhabitants of a Caribbean island who love to hurl live bombs at each other | Geoff Williams |
| Kinclination | Inclination | Family resemblance | Mike Harcrow |
| Brigadeer | Brigadier | Confining Bambi for heinous crimes | Geoff Williams |
| Sircus | Circus | A very rude profane British member of the aristocracy | Geoff Williams |
| Mailcontent | Malcontent | Overjoyed by what the postman brings | Geoff Williams |
| Pfart | Fart | German flatulence | Name witheld |
| Hornament | Ornament | Decoration on Rhino | Name witheld |
| Shootenany | Hootenany | Pistol-packin' Granny | Name witheld |
| Skullful | Skillful | Tired of studying | Mike Harcrow |
| Crapheap | Scrapheap | Reason to relocate the outhouse | Mike Harcrow |
| Dormulaic | Formulaic | Sleep patterns | Mike Harcrow |
| Barticulate | Articulate | Slurred speech | Mike Harcrow |
| Constantinopal | Constantinople | A semiprecious stone found in the Bosporus region | Mike Harcrow |
| Atomobile | Automobile | The future of alternatively-fueled vehicles | Mike Harcrow |
| Weepend | Weekend | A Saturday funeral | Mike Harcrow |
| Octoputz | Octopus | Eight times the normal foolishness or clumsiness | Mike Harcrow |
| Carcophony | Cacophony | A mini van full of children | Aura Marie Curtis |
| Memorrhaging | Hemorrhaging | Losing your mind | Emile Ouellette |
| Matheter | Catheter | A drain to rid the mind of high-school trig and calc classes | Mike Harcrow |
| Wagnetometer | Magnetometer | The measure of a dog's happiness | Mike Harcrow |
| Weldgie | Wedgie | An tragic ironworker's mishap; an unfortunate sealing of one's glutes | Mike Harcrow |
| Antelobe | Antelope | The rim of cartilage between the opening of the ear canal and the lower fleshy part of the outer ear | Mike Harcrow |
| Tweet tooth | Sweet tooth | The ability to whistle | Mike Harcrow |
| Threadbore | Threadbare | A troll who dominates a Twitter thread | Jackin Yow |
| Pastastrophe | Catastrophe | Any noodle faux pas | Mike Harcrow |
| Rament | Lament | The deep sorrow accompanying over-boiled noodles | Mike Harcrow |
| Pitnic | Picnic | One who creates his own acne scars | Mike Harcrow |
| Jubilatte | Jubilate | Rejoicing over coffee | Mike Harcrow |
| Veteram | Veteran | A sheep with battle scars | Mike Harcrow |
| Superthighway | Superhighway | Exercise plan for the large-hipped | Mike Harcrow |
| Trailerf | Trailer | Mild expletive used when you jackknife your tow | Mike Harcrow |
| Convaletsce | Convalesce | Recovery for a car-park attendant | Mike Harcrow |
| Thousandy | Thousand | Recognizing or addressing Sandra (King James Version) | Mike Harcrow |
| Longitue | Longitude | The day between Longimon and Longiwed | Mike Harcrow |
| Counterschlockwise | Counterclockwise | The direction a really cheap watch might run | Mike Harcrow |
| Smuttlecock | Shuttlecock | A badminton volley piece with a foul mouth and a nasty attitude | Mike Harcrow |
| Fortunaut | Fortunate | A fortune seeker | Mike Harcrow |
| Flexhillbillity | Flexibility | Able to be citified | Mike Harcrow |
| Unsoaphisticated | Unsophisticated | A non-washer | Mike Harcrow |
| Cameleon | Chameleon | A desert ruminant capable of camelflage | Mike Harcrow |
| Kinquirer | Inquirer | That nosy aunt | Mike Harcrow |
| Humorus | Humorous | I sure try! (and succeed ! Ed.) | Mike Harcrow |
| Sotcrates | Socrates | Boxes for drunks | Mike Harcrow |
| Slumberm | Slumber | A bed, usually narrow | Mike Harcrow |
| Cultable | Culpable | Devotees are guilty!! | Carole Marantz |
| Jocturnal | Nocturnal | Nightly athletes | Carole Marantz |
| Extravacant | Extravagant | Too many "no shows" | Carole Marantz |
| Prograsm | Program | The spontaneous proliferation of new programs following excessive stimulation of executive leadership | Stephanie McClain |
| Threadbard | Threadbare | One who sings sewing instructions | Mike Harcrow |
| Zimbabway | Zimbabwe | Roadesia | Mike Harcrow |
| Cropuscle | Corpuscle | A tiny, independent particle with peas planted on it | Mike Harcrow |
| Scambled | Scrambled | Riddled with grift | Mike Harcrow |
| Iguano | Iguana | Lizard poop | Mike Harcrow |
| Kibbutznike | Kibbutznik | Communal running shoes | Mike Harcrow |
| Kibitkak | Kibitka | Porta-potty | Mike Harcrow |
| Spoonfled | Spoonfed | In the poem, the dishfled, too | Mike Harcrow |
| Zenitalia | Genitalia | One's outer aura | Mike Harcrow |
| Coagulame | Coagulate | Bad at clotting or jelling | Mike Harcrow |
| Bleachead | Bleached | Platinum blonde | Mike Harcrow |
| Colognic | Colonic | A scented enema | Mike Harcrow |
| Tubmontane | Submontane | A shower drain | Mike Harcrow |
| Chillingo | Chilling | [1] Specialized language for horror movie scripts; [2] Language of the cool kids | Mike Harcrow |
| Quizling | Quisling | To win by fraud | Mike Harcrow |
| Scampie | Scampi | A fraudulent tart | Mike Harcrow |
| Inconsequintial | Inconsequential | Meaningless sparkles and spangles | Mike Harcrow |
| Infernot | Inferno | Heaven | Barbara Gross |
| Legames | Legumes | Playing footsie under the table | Barbara Gross |
| Frequent Fryer | Frequent Flyer | Guy Fieri or Paula Deen | Barbara Gross |
| Listastrata | Lysistrata | Geology student's homework | Barbara Gross |
| Disembrowel | Disembowel | Attempt to pluck eyebrows ... with pliers | Jackin Yow |
| Faithling | Faithing | A new convert | Mike Harcrow |
| Elips | Elipse | What to use to give a virtual kiss | Barbara Gross |
| Sourghum | Sorghum | Condition treated by a periodontist | Barbara Gross |
| Alabasterd | Alabaster | A guy with a heart of stone. | Barbara Gross |
| Keauties | Beauties | Very attractive women with their hair in pigtails and butterfly clips | Doug Langmead |
| InkedIn | Job site for tattoo artists | Barbara Gross | |
| Farmacy | Pharmacy | A long way to go to pick up a prescription | Barbara Gross |
| Pharmacy's | Pharmacy | Drug counter at a department store | Barbara Gross |
| Kiddish | Yiddish | The language spoken by Israeli children | Barbara Gross |
| Tarchaic | Archaic | When asphalt is so out-of-date that you opt for a concrete driveway | Jane Sasser |
| Statin Island | Staten Island | A place where residents are known for their low rate of heart disease | Barbara Gross |
| Carbuckle | Carbuncle | Seat belt | Barbara Gross |
| Conpassion | Compassion | Anything to get her in the sack | Jackin Yow |
| Massignation | Assignation | Group grope | Jackin Yow |
| Ranthem | Anthem | Protest music | Mike Harcrow |
| Corrugrate | Corrugate | A dollar-store cheese or vegetable julienning device | Mike Harcrow |
| Superpious | Superbious | Papal in nature | Mike Harcrow |
| Obstunate | Obstinate | Determined to shock | Carole Marantz |
| Gemagogue | Demagogue | Despotic jewelry appraiser | Carole Marantz |
| Excaptional | Exceptional | Unique inscription | Carole Marantz |
| Enterprose | Enterprise | Wordy undertaking | Carole Marantz |
| Sononyms | Synonyms | Similar male children | Carole Marantz |
| Carpetbanger | Carpetbagger | Sex on the living room floor | Geoff Williams |
| Barberian | Barbarian | Army haircuts | Geoff Williams |
| Corpmuscle | Corpuscle | A company that includes free gym passes as part of its benefit package | Geoff Williams |
| Celloplane | Cellophane | A method of transportation for an orchestra | Geoff Williams |
| Gridge | Bridge | Animosity at the card table | Geoff Williams |
| Psunami | Tsunami | A tidal wave in the eastern Mediterranean | Mike Harcrow |
| Filmflam | Flimflam | To document a grifter | Barbara Gross |
| Rikotter | Ricotta | Welcome back cheese to my diet | Barbara Gross |
| Uslurp | Usurp | To seize someone's drink at a 7-11 | Barbara Gross |
| Croissaint | Croissant | A communion wafer | Mike Harcrow |
| Didgerido | Didgeridoo | Aboriginal faux pas | Mike Harcrow |
| Scurge | Scourge | To punish with an endless lecture | Mike Harcrow |
| Phlebottomy | Phlebotomy | Taking blood from behind | Mike Harcrow |
| Pettery | Pottery | Beswick figurines | Mike Harcrow |
| Cwminal | Criminal | A Welsh felon | Mike Harcrow |
| Birthpay | Birthday | Natal tab | Mike Harcrow |
| Celibrate | Celibate | A non-orgy | Mike Harcrow |
| Orcat | Orca | Just another unsuccessful chimera | Mike Harcrow |
| Circusstance | Circumstance | One's view on clown and animal acts | Mike Harcrow |
| Crepusculard | Crepuscular | Evening bacon | Mike Harcrow |
| Uncomma | Uncommon | Without Oxford conformity | Mike Harcrow |
| Toriander | Coriander | Right-wing parsley | Mike Harcrow |
| Saladmander | Salamander | Unexpected protein in your greens | Mike Harcrow |
| Domimatrix | Dominatrix | Motherboard | Mike Harcrow |
| Knaif | Naif | Sharp but innocent | Mike Harcrow |
| Pursonalized | Personalized | Cat's unique sound | Carole Marantz |
| Avocalypse | Apocalypse | Anti-vax disaster | Carole Marantz |
| Maskmaster | Taskmaster | Dr. Fauci's attitude re masks | Carole Marantz |
| Liurnal | Diurnal | Daily lies | Carole Marantz |
| Timpid | Limpid | A small soggy donut marketed by a Canadian corporation | Geoff Williams |
| Tyruant | Truant | A dictator who skipped all of his school years | Geoff Williams |
| Marathin | Marathon | A diet based on running 26.2 miles a day | Geoff Williams |
| Fargery | Forgery | Crime in a N Dakota city | Geoff Williams |
| Mastodont | Mastodon | Why those big creatures went extinct | Geoff Williams |
| Resisdance | Resistance | Wallflower | Mike Harcrow |
| Conifermation | Confirmation | Correctly recognizing evergreens | Mike Harcrow |
| Minibum | Minimum | A diminutive panhandler | Mike Harcrow |
| Volkswager | Volkswagen | The people's bet | Mike Harcrow |
| Cordled | Curdled | To have gained a ropy viscosity | Mike Harcrow |
| Opprobarium | Opprobrium | The disgrace of the enema | Mike Harcrow |
| Naidamant | Naivete | Cocksure viridity in the Garden of Eden | Doug Langmead |
| Shipboleth | Shibboleth | No whistling aboard | Jackin Yow |
| Wiurnal | Diurnal | Daily questions | Carole Marantz |
| Uncertainly | Uncertainty | Having a bit of difficulty working on Heisenberg's theory | Geoff Williams |
| Triobites | Trilobites | Tiny sandwiches that can be consumed in three mouthfuls | Geoff Williams |
| Bollicles | Follicles | Tufts of hair in strategic places on the male body | Geoff Williams |
| Castronaut | Astronaut | Cuban space man | Geoff Williams |
| Madshipman | Midshipman | A sailor who can no longer stand being at sea for long periods | Geoff Williams |
| Madshipman | (Comment) | .....and joining the Stern Gang | Doug Langmead |
| Fantango | Fandango | What Barcelona soccer club supporters do after a big win | Geoff Williams |
| Blandmange | Blancmange | Hospital meals | Geoff Williams |
| Lusterine | Listerine | A very special mouthwash that raises your libido as it cleanses your mouth | Geoff Williams |
| Semiconductor | Semiconductors | Dispatcher at an electric trucking company | Anne DelCampo |
| Cologneoscopy | Colonoscopy | Eau de merde | Anne DelCampo |
| Fakeboarding | Wakeboarding | Keeping surf gear strapped to your car but having no idea how to use it | Mike Harcrow |
| Crudeites | Crudites | A veritable variety of vulgar vegetables | Anne DelCampo |
| Drunkyard | Drunkard | A Biergarten | Anne DelCampo |
| Galabaster | Alabaster | Festive white stone or plaster | Mike Harcrow |
| Syclophant | Sycophant | A one-eyed brownnoser | Mike Harcrow |
| Rustacean | Crustacean | An oxidized lobster | Mike Harcrow |
| Dachahund | Dachshund | Strays on vacation | Mike Harcrow |
| Itiful | Pitiful | Full of it | Mike Harcrow |
| Scantilever | Cantilever | A Juliet balcony | Mike Harcrow |
| Toiletrees | Toiletries | Camping solution | Mike Harcrow |
| Peallets | Pellets | Kumquats | Mike Harcrow |
| Nopinion | Opinion | Gearless | Mike Harcrow |
| Feztoon | Festoon | A garland of Tommy Coopers, "just like that"! | Doug Langmead |
| Potti | Potto | A tiny mammal that when frightened hides under the bed | Geoff Williams |
| Transmogrifry | Transmogrify | Intending to return to earth after death as an angel one makes a wrong turn | Geoff Williams |
| Tramsmoggify | Transmogrify | After ones death returning to earth as a cat | Geoff Williams |
| Ambiguilty | Ambiguity | On the other hand I just may have done it | Geoff Williams |
| Cracket | Cricket | A new game for those with short attention spans wherein you toss a walnut in the air and try to break it with a bat made of willow | Geoff Williams |
| Raination | Ruination | England | Geoff Williams |
| Etoxic | Exotic | Cyber-transmitted mortality | Emile Ouellette |
| Arubala | Arugula | Salad popular in the Caribbean | Barbara Gross |
| Amplesauce | Applesauce | My pasta is fine. | Barbara Gross |
| Ali Babka | Ali Baba | The guy who stole my cake | Barbara Gross |
| Leefully | Gleefully | Not on the sunny side | Mike Harcrow |
| Dronedary | Dromedary | A remote-control camel | Mike Harcrow |
| Shinoceros | Rhinoceros | An irradiated ungulate | Mike Harcrow |
| Mugnetic | Magnetic | Attracted to huge cups | Carole Marantz |
| Tenophobic | Xenophobic | Anti anything ten ! | Carole Marantz |
| Baliroom | Ballroom | A place to stay in Indonesia | Mike Harcrow |
| Roblematic | Problematic | Costume malfunction | Mike Harcrow |
| Irefighter | Firefighter | One who suppresses her displeasure | Mike Harcrow |
| Optometryst | Optometrist | More than just an eye appointment | Mike Harcrow |
| Psichises | Psychoses | Problems with Greek letters | Mike Harcrow |
| Courtesank | Courtesan | A drowned lover | Mike Harcrow |
| Bona fidos | Bona fides | Pedigreed pets | Barbara Gross |
| Ayatollyah | Ayatollah | You should have listened to me! | Barbara Gross |
| Finefighter | Firefighter | One who protests a parking ticket | Barbara Gross |
| Camellot | Camelot | Where to park your camel | Barbara Gross |
| Home nun | Home run | Noun. Possibly an Adj as well. When a member of a religious community of women does something that is particularly successful. | Thomas G Keller |
| Procrestination | Procrastination | Sleeping while you don't do stuff | Mike Harcrow |
| Hamomlet | Hamlet | Danish breakfast dish | Barbara Gross |
| Diary Queen | Dairy Queen | Elizabeth's secrets revealed! | Barbara Gross |
| Fandingle | Fandangle | Aficionados' glen | Mike Harcrow |
| Anteclimax | Anticlimax | To bet after the cards are dealt | Barbara Gross |
| A Propost | A Propos | Per your Instagram | Barbara Gross |
| Riga Mortis | Rigor Mortis | How to tell if a Latvian is dead | Barbara Gross |
| Jursy | Jury | What one wears to a trial | Mike Harcrow |
| Exanimation | Examination | A former cartoon | Mike Harcrow |
| Comppost | Compost | Stamp not required | Barbara Gross |
| Lavander | Lavender | The sweet smell after a volcanic eruption | Barbara Gross |
| Barigold | Marigold | Flower-shaped ingot | Barbara Gross |
| Toothwaste | Toothpaste | Plaque | Barbara Gross |
| Cannibalis | Cannabis | Eating marijuana instead of smoking it | Barbara Gross |
| Consommation | Consummation | Finishing your soup | Barbara Gross |
| Shofart | Shofar | A ram's horn badly blown | Mike Harcrow |
| Perkale | Percale | Bed sheets made of finely woven cabbage | Mike Harcrow |
| Plumbingo | Plumbing | Suddenly discovering, after hours of frustrated investigation, the source of a pipe leak | Mike Harcrow |
| Jurisrudence | Jurisprudence | The study of unrefined barristry | Mike Harcrow |
| Bruischetta | Bruschetta | When the tomatoes are banged up but you top your toast with them anyway | Mike Harcrow |
| Brushetta | Bruschetta | What to do when Etta's hair is untidy | Mike Harcrow |
| Fecathlon | Decathlon | Dodging ten piles at the dog park | Mike Harcrow |
| Atmospthere | Atmosphere | Not this planet's gaseous envelope but that one's | Mike Harcrow |
| Sorgum | Sorghum | The after effect of a tooth-pulling | Mike Harcrow |
| Scrambble | Scramble | Coming up with WPMI words whilst shuffling tiles in an attempt to maximise your Scrabble score. | Doug Langmead |
| Rapitalist | Capitalist | One who's made lots of money by intoning profane patter to an incessant beat | Mike Harcrow |
| Sandoff | Standoff | What you want most after a day at the beach...that and a margarita | Mike Harcrow |
| Barbuncle | Carbuncle | The wittiest of your parent's male siblings | Mike Harcrow |
| Prevaridate | Prevaricate | Use someone else's picture on match.com | Barbara Gross |
| Revote control | Remote control | Runoff election | Barbara Gross |
| Lollipot | Lollipop | Halloween basket | Barbara Gross |
| Gelatinoun | Gelatinous | A jiggly person, place, or thing | Mike Harcrow |
| Stadistics | Statistics | Doing cruel, unspeakable things with numbers | Geoff Williams |
| Gon | Gin | I only opened this bottle half an hour ago-where did it all go? | Geoff Williams |
| Puntificate | Pontificate | Papal double entendre | Mike Harcrow |
| Habitbat | Habitat | A flying mammal that will cause a nun to dance unexpectedly when she dresses | Mike Harcrow |
| Carnifore | Carnivore | One who golfs poorly with meatballs | Mike Harcrow |
| Flourescent | Fluorescent | The wonderful smell in a bakery | Barbara Gross |
| Vaccinenation | Vaccination | A country where everyone has gotten their shots | Barbara Gross |
| Skimpee | Skimpy | A sewage treatment plant | Mike Harcrow |
| Caravat | Caravan | Several fermentation or mixing tanks in a row | Mike Harcrow |
| Ideorogue | Ideologue | Proponent of an unexpected way | Mike Harcrow |
| Carburrito | Carburetor | What regulates the air to gas ratio in flatulence | Mike Harcrow |
| Floorish | Flourish | Appearing to be an indoor walking surface | Mike Harcrow |
| Contemporare | Contemporary | Sliced fresh off the cow and served immediately | Mike Harcrow |
| Curfail | Curtail | A creature's inability to be a dog | Mike Harcrow |
| Palrate | Palpate | BFF or not | Mike Harcrow |
| Henbrews | Hebrews | Tea for chickens | Mike Harcrow |
| Divotee | Devotee | A cusp-topped toothpick holding a golfer's Club Sandwich together. | Doug Langmead |
| Bich | Bach | Too hot to Handel | Jackin Yow |
| Medelsohn | Mendelssohn | Bruch's nemesis | Jackin Yow |
| Petulent | Petulant | Borrow "man's best friend" | Carole Marantz |
| Piurnal | Diurnal | Daily dessert | Carole Marantz |
| Catasonic | Catatonic | Silent sound | Carole Marantz |
| Attequator | Attenuator | A big knob that reduces circumferential amplitude | Mike Harcrow |
| Stercoraleous | Stercoraceous | Relating to marine polyp poop | Mike Harcrow |
| Beathoven | Beethoven | Mozart | Jackin Yow |
| Philthy | Filthy | Philip, before his bath | Mike Harcrow |
| Mystress | Mistress | Problems with a lover | Mike Harcrow |
| Conchubine | Concubine | A gastropodic courtesan | Mike Harcrow |
| Ussessment | Assessment | Evaluation of our group | Mike Harcrow |
| Rubrick | Rubric | When the assignment outweighs the purview of the course | Mike Harcrow |
| Bicyclops | Bicyclist | A one-eyed giant with the rare genetic abnormality of two eyes | Mike Harcrow |
| Gaspirin | Aspirin | Head and tummy tabs | Mike Harcrow |
| Emoat | Moat | A melodramatic ditch | Mike Harcrow |
| Harmonicab | Harmonica | A taxi driver with a mouth organ | Mike Harcrow |
| Circusitous | Circuitous | When a three-ring show takes the long way to its next venue | Mike Harcrow |
| Dymanic | Dynamic | Expire frenetically | Jackin Yow |
| Taxipermist | Taxidermist | Someone who can give you a ride, style your hair and leave you looking dead gorgeous | Doug Williams |
| Amoelba | Amoeba | An organism that is delicious when spread on toasted crackers( you need rather a lot) | Geoff Williams |
| Eggcentric | Egocentric | A person fixated on Chickens | Geoff Williams |
| Astrongent | Astringent | A weightlifter | Geoff Williams |
| Snobservation | Observation | Elitist point of view | Emile Ouellette |
| Anchorale | Anchorage | A singing group that just stands there | Mike Harcrow |
| Abchemy | Alchemy | Magic weight loss | Mike Harcrow |
| Cabrogate | Abrogate | Refusing to take a taxi that you have hailed because you do not like the look of thee driver | Geoff Williams |
| Arrogrant | Arrogant | Allocation of arrows to English bowmen at Agincourt by Henry V | Geoff Williams |
| Assympotmatic | Asymptomatic | Those that believe if they show no symptoms of Covid after vaccination that they cannot be carriers and thereafter ignore the standard safety precautions | Geoff Williams |
| Congomeration | Conglomeration | Central-African mash-up | Mike Harcrow |
| Supertankard | Supertanker | The 5-gallon stein | Mike Harcrow |
| Nincomplop | Nincompoop | A fool's fall | Mike Harcrow |
| Sapport | Support | Deplete wine | Carol Marantz |
| Infermation | Information | Implied knowledge | Carol Marantz |
| Cacophuny | Cacophony | Amusing noise | Carol Marantz |
| Teanderthal | Neanderthal | Ancient beverage | Carol Marantz |
| Controverse | Controversy | A musical or poetic chorus, refrain, or bridge | Mike Harcrow |
| Cryoplastic | Pyroclastic | Artificial, moldable compound created in below-freezing temperatures | Mike Harcrow |
| Coiffume | Coiffure | The olfactory effect of too much AquaNet | Mike Harcrow |
| Reasonate | Resonate | To prove a point over and over and over | Balazs Monoki |
| Reeferee | Referee | Cannabis quality manager | Balazs Monoki |
| Haberdishery | Haberdashery | Men's unwashed kitchenware and accessories | Balazs Monoki |
| Vetflix | Netflix | Streaming movies about war or animals. | Barbara Gross |
| Jackplot | Jackpot | A plan to steal a car. | Barbara Gross |
| Fillybuster | Filibuster | A bronco who trains female horses | Barbara Gross |
| stop & stop | stop & shop | Don't go into that supermarket! | Barbara Gross |
| iProne | iPhone | Tending to shop for electronic equipment at an Apple store | Barbara Gross |
| Crudenza | Credenza | A sideboard requiring refurbishment | Mike Harcrow |
| Chancellation | Cancellation | When the choir sings at the altar | Mike Harcrow |
| Postmax | Postman | The charge for a first-class stamp (with insurance and tracking and overnight delivery and a mint on your pillow) | Mike Harcrow |
| Cycalone | Cyclone | One person on a tandem bike, riding like the wind | Doug Langmead |
| Perfum | Perfume | Scented vapes | Mike Harcrow |
| Cycalone | Cyclone | One on a tandem bike | Mike Harcrow |
| Guestrouse | Guesthouse | A wake-up call | Mike Harcrow |
| Eproxy | Epoxy | A sticky surrogate | Mike Harcrow |
| Kwaiser | Kaiser | Ruler of a river in Thailand | Mike Harcrow |
| Gardenial | Gardenia | One who insists she has a green thumb in spite of her perpetual herbal casualties | Mike Harcrow |
| Implank | Implant | To be injured by a particularly large splinter | Mike Harcrow |
| Ocarenal | Ocarina | A kidney-shaped flute | Mike Harcrow |
| Piecurst | Piecrust | One's continuing inability to successfully make tarts | Mike Harcrow |
| Adoriginal | Aboriginal | One's first child or first love | Mike Harcrow |
| Hanquettes | Banquettes | Tiny nautical fasteners | Mike Harcrow |
| Sequinox | Equinox | The time of year when female performers switch out their costumes | Mike Harcrow |
| Commissaly | Commissary | Catholic bookstore | Mike Harcrow |
| Phododendron | Rhododendron | The genus of shrub on which rice noodles are grown | Mike Harcrow |
| Nympholispy | Nympholepsy | The speech impediment many guys get around beautiful women | Mike Harcrow |
| Asympotes | Asymptotes | Adjacent sterilized donkeys | Name withheld |
| Grinn | Grin | Adapting traditional Fairy stories to provide a happy ending | Geoff Williams |
| Camoose | Vamoose | Making your getaway in the back of a railway train | Geoff Williams |
| Pakestinian | Palestinian | The uncanny ability to take two diverse nationalities and insult them both at the same time | Geoff Williams |
| Niked | Nike | Appearing in public wearing nothing but running shoes | Geoff Williams |
| Sunkdeck | Sundeck | It did not look anything like that on the original plans dear | Geoff Williams |
| Cautherize | Cauterize | Giving the OK to the surgeon to ram electric wires up your nose | Geoff Williams |
| Glutz | Glitz | Just too much bling | Geoff Williams |
| Coaterie | Coterie | That place in a theatre where you leave your outer garments | Geoff Williams |
| Fortumately | Fortunately | Lucky in love | Geoff Williams |
| Lackadaisycal | Lackadaisical | Not showing enough enthusiasm, for the lack of a daisy. | Vali Jamal |
| Damphlets | Pamphlets | Brochures distributed in the rain | Mike Harcrow |
| Yomage | Homage | Street greet for Houdini, Copperfield, et al | Mike Harcrow |
| Quicksend | Quicksand | Instant electronic transfer of funds, information, communication, etc. | Mike Harcrow |
| Checkmane | Checkmate | The purpose of mirrors | Mike Harcrow |
| Delicatessence | Delicatessen | The smell of sliced meats | Mike Harcrow |
| Hamisphere | Hemisphere | Comedy night club | Jackin Yow |
| Egotesticle | Egotistical | Self important male | Laura Ciszek |
| Rectumference | Circumference | The measurement of how big an asshole you are. | Dana Belanger |
| Misteake | Mistake | A diet characterized by an excessive amount of red meat. | John Amodeo |
| Ficuspid | Bicuspid | Toothy shrubbery | Mike Harcrow |
| Astroblume | Astrobleme | Flowers in a crater | Mike Harcrow |
| Axtinguish | Extinguish | Destroy with hatchet | Carole Marantz |
| Energaze | Energize | Intense stare | Carole Marantz |
| Carpulent | Corpulent | Oversized vehicle | Carole Marantz |
| Quarterbock | Quarterback | South African trying out for US Pro team | Geoff Williams |
| Lattrine | Latrine | The absolute worst cup of coffee you have ever had | Geoff Williams |
| Connectar | Connector | A juicy link | Mike Harcrow |
| Poseidont | Poseidon | No fish-fry tonight, dear | Jackin Yow |
| Afrodite | Aphrodite | Her Nubian cousin | Jackin Yow |
| Arthemis | Artemis | Used car lot, specializing in souped-up muscle cars | Jackin Yow |
| Twitans | Titans | The other slew of kids whom Uranus and Gaia preferred not to acknowledge | Jackin Yow |
| Panopoly | Panoply | A board game using cookware as game pieces | Mike Harcrow |
| Fallters | Falters | Wireless parachutes | Doug Langmead |
| Levelator | Elevator | Goes only left and right | Emile Ouellette |
| Floccident | Flocculent | An unexpected rip in one's sweater | Mike Harcrow |
| Chuffle | Shuffle | A brute's impaired gait | Mike Harcrow |
| Ghievery | Thievery | Stolen butter | Mike Harcrow |
| Curddly | Cuddly | Whey too affectionate | Doug Langmead |
| Alcoolic | Alcoholic | Addicted to air conditioning | Mike Harcrow |
| Cornery | Ornery | 1. Cantankerous maize 2. Stuck at the junction of two walls | Mike Harcrow |
| Impoachment | Impoachment | What is done to a politician who gets into hot water | Barbara GrossÃÂÃÂ |
| Spigox | Spigot | Wall-mounted oxygen tap | Mike Harcrow |
| Tarmentor | Tormentor | One who teaches others how to lay asphalt surfaces | Geoff Williams |
| Flirtattious | Flirtatious | Inked seductress | Mike Harcrow |
| Octopun | Octopus | Maximum number of inferences known to exist in a single word joke | Mike Harcrow |
| Barberian | Barbarian | A savage hairdresser | Mike Harcrow |
| Columnbine | Columbine | A tall, rigid wildflower; a manly buttercup | Mike Harcrow |
| Strutegy | Strategy | Swagger stress | Carole Marantz |
| Cafegorize | Categorize | Analysis of simple fare eateries | Carole Marantz |
| Misogylist | Misogynist | A compilation of despised women | Carole Marantz |
| Violeft | Violet | Purple on the port side | Mike Harcrow |
| Provokst | Provost | An easily annoyed administrator | Mike Harcrow |
| Porcupince | Porcupine | A rodent with both offensive and defensive weaponry | Mike Harcrow |
| Misteake | Mistake | A diet characterized by an excessive amount of red meat. | John Amodeo |
| Afghonistan | Afghanistan | USA finally moves all its troops out. | Geoff Williams |
| Vicarous | Vicarious | A cockney priests 'ome | Geoff Williams |
| Impdent | Impudent | What a hellion driver may cause | Mike Harcrow |
| Craptozoology | Cryptozoology | The study of the digestive and expurgation processes of mythical creatures | Mike Harcrow |
| Ecdysiant | Ecdysiast | A formic pole dancer | Mike Harcrow |
| Skeptacles | Spectacles | A questionable prescription | Mike Harcrow |
| Fontrary | Contrary | Insubordinate typesetter | Mike Harcrow |
| Satisfunktory | Satisfactory | (Self-evident) | Emile Ouellette |
| Impostrophe | Apostrophe | Given the considerable difficulty the general population has in the proper use of the apostrophe, I suggest we just acknowledge reality and change the word accordingly | Clark Ohnesorge Jr |
| Inconsoleable | Inconsolable | Going into a deep depression because someone has stolen your favourite stereo system | Geoff Williams |
| Nongoose | Mongoose | A very confused creature that knows it cannot fly and is afraid of cobras | Geoff Williams |
| Laoindary | Lapidary | A French rabbit that has been turned to stone | Geoff Williams |
| Markist-Leninist | Marxist-Leninist | One who gets fed up with spending hours marking Russian students term papers and throws their lot in with revolutionaries | Geoff Williams |
| Leviscerate | Eviscerate | Steal bluejeans from a clothesline | Jackin Yow |
| Liverate | Liberate | What cirrhosis did | Jackin Yow |
| Secretarp | Secretary | Clerk cover | Mike Harcrow |
| Flockenspiel | Glockenspiel | Harmonious fowl | Mike Harcrow |
| Bromites | Bromides | Tiny organisms that tend to inhabit your best buddy | Geoff Williams |
| Astrakan | Astrakhan | Toilet on a Star ship | Geoff Williams |
| Clamorous | Glamorous | A desire for shellfish; an alluring mollusk | Mike Harcrow |
| Zuez | Zeus | Egyptian god of maritime mishaps | Jackin Yow |
| Callipigeon | Callipygian | Sexy strutter on the plaza | Mike Harcrow |
| Artchery | Archery | Drawing bows | Doug Langmead |
| Mantankerous | Cantankerous | Describing a guy with a beer belly | Mike Harcrow |
| Sicophants | Sycophants | Stressed out by teeny insects | Carole Marantz |
| Catcus | Caucus | Rude,nasty feline | Carole Marantz |
| Dandylions | Dandelions | Glamorous beasts | Carole Marantz |
| Mollydoddle | Mollycoddle | Or should I hold out for Hermione? | Jackin Yow |
| Signecure | Sinecure | A job where one teaches people who can only make an X how to sign their names properly | Geoff Williams |
| Suffolcated | Suffocated | Moving your home to one in an Eastern English county | Geoff Williams |
| Squallor | Squalor | Debris after a storm | Mike Harcrow |
| Apostrophy | Apostrophe | An ancient award given to the Disciple who performed most miracles in a month | Geoff Williams |
| Ballbearers | Pallbearers | Jock straps | Geoff Williams |
| Bridgegroom | Bridegroom | Marrying your card playing partner | Geoff Williams |
| Piloton | Peloton | Stage leaders in the Tour de France | Doug Williams |
| Circulard | Circular | Molson's muscle or Labatt's lump | Jackin Yow |
| Antimalardial | Antimalarial | Buckshot | Jackin Yow |
| Troothache | Toothache | That poignant moment when you tell your child that there is no Tooth Fairy | Geoff Williams |
| Tempo di false | Tempo di valse | When the movement states it's a dance but the meter is 7/8 | Mike Harcrow |
| Lordial | Cordial | With the air of minor royalty | Mike Harcrow |
| Murkantile | Mercantile | Five-and-dime after a flood | Mike Harcrow |
| Klondive | Klondike | A polar bear plunge | Mike Harcrow |
| Alcaczar | Alcazar | A Russian potentate in a Spanish castle | Mike Harcrow |
| Deracifate | Deracinate | Death of a carrot | Mike Harcrow |
| Hodiearnal | Hodiernal | Daily wage | Mike Harcrow |
| Lycranthropy | Lycanthropy | Becoming a werewolf in spandex | Mike Harcrow |
| Snobbygoster | Snollygoster | An unscrupulous classist | Mike Harcrow |
| Anachronismo | Anachronism | An outdated Atlas | Doug Langmead |
| Maunderette | Launderette | Coin-operated washing machines which drift during the spin cycle | Mike Harcrow |
| Reminent | Eminent | Conspicuous has-been | Jackin Yow |
| Cowbelle | Cowbell | Alluring heifer | Emile OuelletteÃÂÃÂ |
| Omitous | Vomitous | Dry heaves | Mike Harcrow |
| Beefriend | Befriend | verb..to form a bond with someone you are barbecuing steak with | Tom St. LouisÃÂÃÂ |
| Anguillifork | Anguilliform | A tool for roasting an eel | Mike Harcrow |
| Fintimates | Intimates (v.) | Making fishy insinuations | Mike Harcrow |
| Shtup | Shut-up | COVID shut-in's imperative followed by an interrogative? | Jackin Yow |
| Marathong | Marathon | How your underwear feels after running 26.2 miles | Mike Harcrow |
| Paradimes | Paradigms | 20 cents | Mike Harcrow |
| Halzheimer's | Alzheimer's | The new wonder drug: now you can hide your own Easter Eggs | Jackin Yow |
| Antidisestabfishment- arianism | Antidisestablishment- arianism | Opposition to the retraction of government funding for spearfishing | Mike Harcrow |
| Superindentent | Superintendent | One prone to using multiple tab stops | Mike Harcrow |
| Administraitor | Administrator | A conspiratorial bureaucrat | Mike Harcrow |
| Connaption | Conniption | A tantrum at nap time | Mike Harcrow |
| Logomacho | Logomachy | Fisticuffs over verbiage; manly wordsmithing | Mike Harcrow |
| Manumental | Monumental | Alpha male | Carole Marantz |
| Reasurrection | Resurrection | Sildenafil | Jackin Yow |
| Mobarchist | Monarchist | A member of the Mafia who just loves the British Royal family | Geoff Williams |
| Stitltify | Stultify | To perform a daring circus act | Geoff Williams |
| Ringleaver | Ringleader | Hanging up on unidentified phone calls | Geoff Williams |
| Shirthanded | Shorthanded | A desperate last second attempt at a tackle in a rugby game. | Geoff Williams |
| Curlycues | Curlicues | Spending your time waiting in the line up for your Covid shot by standing in a maze | Geoff Williams |
| Ambergrios | Ambergris | Smelling like a rose but feeling like shit | Doug Langmead |
| Flaw | Law | Abnormally long arms | Doug Langmead |
| Hazel tov | Mazel tov | An expression of congratulations with a noticeable tinge of envy | Mike Harcrow |
| Noctambullyst | Noctambulist | One who is mean to others only in his dreams | Mike Harcrow |
| Nudacity | Nugacity | Undressing without purpose | Mike Harcrow |
| Gibraltard | Gibraltar | A marriage on the rocks | Doug Langmead |
| Evicerate | Eviscerate | An ancient tradition of cutting large slices out of sinners in order to relieve them of their sinful ways | Geoff Williams |
| Surver | Surfer | A phenomenon usually found in Hawaii wherein natives ride surfboards out to stranded novice surfers and deliver a cocktail to them | Geoff Williams |
| Expirate | Expiate | A retired buccaneer | Geoff Williams |
| Ickles | Pickles | Kimchi | Mike Harcrow |
| Songram | Sonogram | Evidence of a boy | Mike Harcrow |
| Bloodsnot | Bloodshot | Result of a ruptured nasal vessel | Mike Harcrow |
| Capillardy | Capillary | Porcine blood supplier | Mike Harcrow |
| Guntrifry | Gentrify | Thoughts, actions and speech intensely influenced by the Second Amendment | Carole Marantz |
| Bullyache | Bellyache | Sick of constant harassment | Carole Marantz |
| Hosterical | Hysterical | Over-indulges guests | Carole Marantz |
| Non trippo | Non troppo | A musical directive meaning screw upÃÂallegro non trippo",ÃÂ for example, meansÃÂquickly and without embarrassing yourself" | Mike Harcrow |
| Pinebibber | Winebibber | Ewell Gibbons | Mike Harcrow |
| Rhinoclastic | Rhinoplastic | Pertaining to fossilized fragments of horned ungulates | Mike Harcrow |
| Lollygaffe | Lollygag | A hard candy faux pas | Mike Harcrow |
| Tunambulist | Funambulist | An ocean food-fish walking a highwire | Mike Harcrow |
| Stenturian | Stentorian | Living for at least a hundred years with a dicky heart | Geoff Williams |
| Teemites | Termites | Very small golfers | Geoff Williams |
| Primodeniture | Primogeniture | Your son and heir's first tooth | Geoff Williams |
| Semiquiver | Semiquaver | A poor economy in Nottingham Forest causes Robin Hood and his Merry Men to cut down sharply on the number of arrows that they carry | Geoff Williams |
| Corgies | Corgis | What happens at Buckingham Palace when the Queen is away and she puts Prince Andrew in charge of her beloved dogs. | Geoff Williams |
| Obestreperous | Obstreperous | A weight-defiant/control-defiant person | Vali Jamal |
| Hornitholigist | Ornitholigist | A person with deep thoughts of sexual activities with birds | Allan DiamondÃÂÃÂ |
| Vaccinaked | Vaccinated | When you took off your shirt to get a shot, because you couldn't roll up your sleeve high enough.ÃÂÃÂ In a sentence: I went to get my COVID-19 vaccination, and ended up getting vaccinaked | Charles Hostetler |
| Cowefficient | Coefficient | A champion milk producer | Geoff Williams |
| Wimpledon | Wimbledon | A high level tennis tournament in UK restricted to entry by nuns only | Geoff Williams |
| Marinaria | Marinara | A saucy little song | Mike Harcrow |
| Dypseptic | Dyspeptic | Wallowing in a pit of vile fury | Jackin Yow |
| Mutfi | Mufti | What you pay the pound to take Rover home | Jackin Yow |
| Sixpeck | Sixpack | 1. Chickens who work out 2.ÃÂÃÂ Beer supply for a South African | Geoff Williams |
| Undergrab | Undergrad | University student who makes his living as a pickpocket | Geoff Williams |
| Coperator | Operator | Person handling the switchboard at the local police station | Geoff Williams |
| Clan-opener | Can-opener | Claymore | Jackin Yow |
| Strumpest | Strumpet | 1. The most obvious manifestation of the profession 2. The one who will not leave the passenger-side window when the light changes | Jackin Yow |
| Sackclot | Sackcloth | Kidney stone | Jackin Yow |
| Daffydil | Daffodil | Crazy soup greens | Carole Marantz |
| Rafterthought | Afterthought | Maybe the lumberjack should have put on a life jacket | Jackin Yow |
| Moribunditty | Moribundity | A surprisingly upbeat funeral tune | Anne DelCampo |
| Spermeate | Permeate | Impregnate | Anne DelCampo |
| Disembrogue | Disembogue | Take your shoes off | Anne DelCampo |
| Harmius | Harmonious | The sound of infinity | Mike Harcrow |
| Uptopia | Utopia | The perfect mountaintop commune | Mike Harcrow |
| Sirendipity | Serendipity | A chance encounter with a seductress | Anne DelCampo |
| Misstaken | Mistaken | Find another prom date | Emile Ouellette |
| Gravery | Gravy | A fuller-bodied gravy | Amy German |
| McCaw | Macaw | A Scottish parrot | Mike Harcrow |
| Pyathlon | Python | A footrace for big snakes | Mike Harcrow |
| Spectaculard | Spectacular | The best pig fat ever | Mike Harcrow |
| Lampshame | Lampshade | The inability to afford nice interior lighting, leaving you stuck with your parents ÃÂvintage pieces" | Mike Harcrow |
| Hunderstorm | Thunderstorm | When it's raining cats and dogs but without the cats | Mike Harcrow |
| Sousapone | Sousaphone | Marching cornbread | Mike Harcrow |
| Harpentry | Carpentry | Cue for the harpist | Mike Harcrow |
| Lagin | Login | Procrastinate | Carole MarantzÃÂ |
| Superfacial | Superficial | Large Face | Carole Marantz |
| Reffluvium | Effluvium | Ump's odious calls | Jackin Yow |
| Evangelastic | Evangelistic | Ready to move to a more religion as necessary | Geoff Williams |
| Collargen | Collagen | The little label inside a mans shirt to tell you the size of the neck | Geoff Williams |
| Scrawn | Scrawny | The opposite of brawn; brute wimpiness | Mike Harcrow |
| Harmacy | Pharmacy | An apothecary devoted to breaking the Hippocratic Oath | Mike Harcrow |
| Urneasiness | Uneasiness | Feelings of anxiety or discomfort in a crematorium | Mia Debidin |
| Prostaute | Prostate | When confronted with a really good reason to pucker | Jackin Yow |
| Allygator | Alligator | A supportive, encouraging swamp reptile | Mike Harcrow |
| Uranating | Urinating/Pissing | An astronaut passing into space on his way to the seventh planet | Doug Langmead |
| Paladroit | Maladroit | That awkward friend | Mike Harcrow |
| Bolshevicks | Bolsheviks | Cold remedy used by Russian revolutionaries | Geoff Williams |
| Falsyhood | Falsehood | Plush cashmere sweater | Jackin Yow |
| Emergencry | Emergency | In politics, climate, sexuality, colour, public health, language, employment, voting, etc., etc., "s not fair!" | Jackin Yow |
| Transmatable | Transmutable | Chacun son got! | Jackin Yow |
| Prepperoni | Pepperoni | One item in a doomsday survival kit | Mike Harcrow |
| Importank | Important | Mechanized cavalry purchased from another country | Mike Harcrow |
| Consommate | Consummate | When a groom in his dotage makes a potage of his stewardship | Doug Langmead |
| Cargohydrates | Carbohydrates | A shipload of organic compounds | Geoff Williams |
| Orgiental | Oriental | Hot times in Shanghai | Geoff Williams |
| Veteranarians | Veterinarians | Old soldiers who have gone to the dogs | Geoff Williams |
| Dimosaurs | Dinosaurs | Why they went extinct | Geoff Williams |
| Blaseball | Baseball | 39000 Texans who could not care less about contracting a serious disease so long as they can watch a baseball game and drink beer in public | Geoff Williams |
| Perpetractor | Perpetrator | Miscreant farm vehicle | Mike Harcrow |
| Suspicnicious | Suspicious | A questionable outdoor meal | Mike Harcrow |
| Airwhorthy | Airworthy | Mail-order inflatable companion | Jackin Yow |
| Excement | Excrement | Support payments that bind | Jackin Yow |
| Rifft-rafft | Riff-raff | Many a marital bed | Jackin Yow |
| Femurl | Femur | The underpinning of a hippy chick | Doug Langmead |
| Palitics | Politics | Elected work for pals not their constituents | Carole Marantz |
| Equinot | Equinox | Equal, we are not ! | Carole Marantz |
| Jockularity | Jocularity | A Scottish sense of humour | Geoff Williams |
| Admenistration | Administration | The business and financial side of the advertising trade | Geoff Williams |
| Splinth | Plinth | A statue erected in honour of a man with a lisp and a broken arm | Geoff Williams |
| Dentropy | Entropy | So, your average lay-about man-cave? | Jackin Yow |
| Intertitial | Interstitial | Er, cleavage? | Jackin Yow |
| Blockdown | Lockdown | Bricklayers calls for strike action | Jackin Yow |
| Pigmeant | Pigment | Wrong color | Emile Ouellette |
| Forrest | forest | A place far away you go to for rest | Donna Di Paolo |
| Queery | Query | Verb: To ask a friend if they are lesbian, gay, bi-sexual, transgender, queer or questioning. Noun: The question being asked to learn a friend's sexual orientation. | Jerry SteinbergÃÂ |
| Jourknee | Journey | Joint issues from tourist walking | Mike Harcrow |
| Misprison | Misprision | Parole | Geoff Williams |
| Compactibilty | Compatibilty | Learning to drive in a small car | Geoff Williams |
| Gharish | Garish | Where a drunkard parks his car | Geoff Williams |
| Diswillery | Distillery | An establishment that produces less than palpable Spiritus Frumenti | Mary Ellen Quigley |
| Insurgeonts | Insurgents | Rebel doctors | Mike Harcrow |
| Conglamerate | Conglomerate | A large group of flamboyant people | Mike Harcrow |
| Patternoster | Paternoster | Delivering a sermon by text message | Geoff Williams |
| Dignosed | Diagnosed | Someone with a proboscis like a shovel | Geoff Williams |
| Flootball | Football | A team game wherein one has to control a soccer ball while playing a musical instrument | Geoff Williams |
| Amorpheous | Amorphous/Morpheus | A dream lover on a malleable matrix | Doug Langmead |
| Porkmanteau | Portmanteau | A pigskin brief case | Geoff Williams |
| Shiitaker | Shiitake | Kept-in-the-dark kowtower | Jackin Yow |
| Subpeony | Subpoena | Not quite a peony (that is, not showy enough) | Mike Harcrow |
| Crudition | Erudition | Covering up your high intelligence by using foul language | Geoff Williams |
| Tumoresque | Humoresque | Suffering from a severe condition but keeping a cheerful attitude | Geoff Williams |
| Dearthbed | Deathbed | Marital sleeping arrangement in one-bed dysfunctional family | Jackin Yow |
| Bumbskull | Numbskull | Cranio-rectal inversion | Jackin Yow |
| Peregrinotions | Peregrinations | So wasted, you think youre actually capable of flight | Jackin Yow |
| Revaricate | Prevaricate | The practice of habitual liars | Mike Harcrow |
| Bandemic | Pandemic | Covid 19 hoaxers | Carole Marantz |
| Urgery | Surgery | Operating on desire | Mike Harcrow |
| Porcinema | Porcine | Pig movies | Mike Harcrow |
| Ergotic Hypothesis | Ergodic Hypothesis | The assumption that everyone will eventually touch your Joules at an orgy | Name Witheld |
| Prognostrilcate | Prognosticate | Foretell by smell | Mike Harcrow |
| Capriolet | Cabriolet | Cry sent up by a Spaniard seeing a beautiful Island off the Italian West coast for the first time | Geoff Williams |
| Arabale | Arable | Egyptian beer made from grass clippings | Geoff Williams |
| Hindfast | Handfast | Constipated | Jackin Yow |
| Belaborate | Elaborate | Skewer to exhaustion | Jackin Yow |
| Duporable | Deplorable | Capable of being duped | Carole Marantz |
| Ninentity | Nonenity | Ninety year old person of worth | Carole Marantz |
| Plebean | Plebeian | The pedestrian pinto, the lowly lentil, the common cannelini | Anne DelCampo |
| Usquelaugh | Usquebaugh | A wee giggle after a wee nip | Anne DelCampo |
| Consniption | Conniption | Hysterics in the wake of a horrible haircut | Anne DelCampo |
| Pimpotent | Impotent | Procurers temporary office | Jackin Yow |
| Sassquatch | Sasquatch | A mouthy bigfoot | Mike Harcrow |
| Carporeal | Corporeal | Attributes of your automobile | Mike Harcrow |
| Slarch | Starch | A stiff conifer | Mike Harcrow |
| Curiocity | Curiosity | An entire metropolitan area of flea markets, souvenir shops, and side shows | Mike Harcrow |
| Adiosyncratic | Idiosyncratic | Weird, but not really giving a damn what people think | Jackin Yow |
| Archestra | Orchestra | A grouping of partial circles | Mike Harcrow |
| Elangation | Elongation | A state of prolonged panache | Mike Harcrow |
| Lootenant | Lieutenant | A renter who can only afford the bathroom | Mike Harcrow |
| Assoon | Bassoon | A short-lived bass instrument of the woodwind family that never sounded any better than gassy | Mike Harcrow |
| Altrustic | Altruistic | A farm worker who stands inÃÂÃÂ for another who is absent | Geoff Williams |
| Pigmeant | Pigment | Pork substitute | Geoff Williams |
| Daffydils | Daffodils | Jokester jonquils | Mike Harcrow |
| Yoncrete | Concrete | Pavement, but over there | Mike Harcrow |
| Hornery | Ornery | Not getting any; not pleased | Jackin Yow |
| Findow | Window | View into a fish | Mike Harcrow |
| Sausafe | Sausage | Chastity belt for men | Mike Harcrow |
| Funkempt | Unkempt | Brazilian, Landing Strip, etc. | Jackin Yow |
| Polterheist | Poltergeist | A robbery committed by a noisy ghostly apparition | HR White |
| Barbohydrates | Carbohydrates | Thorny starches | Mike Harcrow |
| Serendipoty | Serendipity | Seat up; perfect aim | Jackin Yow |
| Contemprate | Contemplate | To think out loud | Mike Harcrow |
| Peritinkle | Periwinkle | The ringing of small, blue-violet bells | Mike Harcrow |
| Fourlorn | Forlorn | One fewer than fivelorn | Mike Harcrow |
| Peninsulk | Peninsula | A landmass that's not an island | Mike Harcrow |
| Zenouement | Denouement | Peaceful conclusion | Mike Harcrow |
| Egreasious | Egregious | Bad AND oily | Mike Harcrow |
| Slalome | Slalom | A skiing seductress | Mike Harcrow |
| Curflew | Curlew/Curfew | A daylightful bird | Doug Langmead |
| Draggadocio | Braggadocio | Vainglorious cross-dressing | Jackin Yow |
| Optimoistic | Optimistic | Salivating at the prospect of imminent success | Jackin Yow |
| Fratulence | Flatulence | Gaseous emissions emanating from a brother | HR White |
| esprit de corpse | esprit de corps | a French ghost | HR White |
| Hindkerchief | Handkerchief | Half a loincloth | Jackin Yow |
| Stacky | Tacky | Comically over-endowed | Jackin Yow |
| Rublish | Publish | Defame in print | Jackin Yow |
| Clarifiction | Clarification | The attempt to make a matter more clear, transparent, or generally understandable foiled by the provision of faulty information invented by one's imagination, feigned, or otherwise untrue | Emmaline Barnhill |
| Syndicrated | Syndicated | Mob disposal option | Jackin Yow |
| Trainslate | Translate | Regular sign seen at British Railways stations | Geoff Williams |
| Lowbotomy | Lobotomy | Time for a visit to Weight Watchers | Geoff Williams |
| ROMnants | Remnants | Bytes left over from scraps of memory | Doug Langmead |
| Justifry | Justify | A single french fry all by itself | Wayne Price |
| Nopen | Open | When WPM is unavailable to accept your entry | Wayne Price |
| Nearbour | Neighbour | A friend/acquaintance that strictly live next door, but near by | Adam Grace |
| Maestroso | Maestro + maestoso | Pompous, arrogant, haughty, and condescending, as in the attitude and demeanor of an orchestral conductor | Mike Harcrow |
| Oreness | Soreness | Miner malady | Mike Harcrow |
| Maburka | Mazurka | A lively central-European dance with faces covered | Mike Harcrow |
| Reduncle | Peduncle | A sunburned relative | Mike Harcrow |
| Batcoin | Bitcoin | Currency in use by certain denizens of Gotham City | Geoff Williams |
| Translute | Translate | Stringed instrument played by a person undergoing a sex change | Geoff Williams |
| Hen Pen | Bull Pen | The area where female baseball pitchers warm up | Anne DelCampo |
| Promiscuity | Promiscuity | The reason for chaperones at the senior dance | Anne DelCampo |
| Limperial | Imperial | No heir...no spare | Anne DelCampo |
| Lassitide | Lassitude | A wave of weariness | Anne DelCampo |
| Satisfiction | Satisfaction | Unreal satisfaction | Emile Ouellette |
| Ventriloquest | Ventriloquist | The time it took to get Charlie McCarthy to speak | Mike Harcrow |
| Mutterance | Utterance | Bark of a mixed-breed dog. | Noah Bond |
| Decallogue | Decalogue | The 10 Commandments on a sticker | Michael de Silva |
| Chaphazard | Haphazard | Nude Barrel Racing | Michael de Silva |
| Spair | Pair | Two extra | Michael de Silva |
| Fartificial | Artificial | The character of unnatural flatulence | Mike Harcrow |
| Dribaldry | Ribaldry | Obscene slobber | Mike Harcrow |
| Flyingpan | Fryingpan | Hero of a J M Barrie book | Geoff Williams |
| Plongtitude | Longitude | An elaborate but obvious lie, neither an antonym or synonym of platitude , but rather the worlds first use of a rangonym due to the right angle aspects | Nicholas Ashton |
| Missletoe | Mistletoe | A North Korean game invented by Kim Jong UnÃÂÃÂ wherein if he kisses you on both cheeks you survive and if he does not you get stuffed into the nose cone of the next missile leaving town | Geoff Williams |
| Verdisimilitude | Verisimilitude | A new opera written in the style of Verdi | Geoff Williams |
| Biscults | Biscuits | Fanatical followers of carb-only diets | Mike Harcrow |
| Canapea | Panacea | Legume seeds in a tin cylinder (in Little Italy) | Mike Harcrow |
| Carsimonious | Parsimonious | Owns a Yugo | Mike Harcrow |
| Bajaar | Bazaar | A container market | Mike Harcrow |
| Curtlery | Cutlery | Terse tableware | Mike Harcrow |
| Ruefuel | Rueful | Fanning the flames of one's sorrow, shame, or regret | Mike Harcrow |
| Sexylogist | Sexologist | That cute chick in Shipping | Jackin Yow |
| Pantoply | Panoply | A display of trousers | Mike Harcrow |
| Monopolo | Monopoly | A horseback game for one | Mike Harcrow |
| Deficcant | Desiccant | A laxative | Mike Harcrow |
| Prescrimption | Prescription | Generic drugs | Mike Harcrow |
| Browery | Brewery | Manufacturer of paste-on body hair | Mike Harcrow |
| Octopuns | Octopus | Jokes where the teller always substitutes the word ÃÂTesticles"ÃÂ for ÃÂTentacles"ÃÂ and laughs uproariously | Geoff Williams |
| Gnuslinger | Gunslinger | A paid killer operating in South Africa | Geoff Williams |
| Cadillack | Cadillac | Arriving at the posh golf course on your bicycle and finding no one will carry your clubs for you. | Geoff Williams |
| Chambra | Chambray | Falsies | Jackin Yow |
| Zoomerang | Boomerang | To suddenly leave a webinar and then shortly return | HR White |
| Sex | Six | One Seff Efrican less than sivin | Doug Langmead |
| Wornrows | Cornrows | When your braids need a re-do | Mike Harcrow |
| Pawcity | Paucity | A metropolitan area for cats and dogs | Mike Harcrow |
| Oxercise | Exercise | The best way to enhance your bisons | Doug Langmead |
| Dickotomy | Dichotomy | A very serious male operation whose efficacy is in doubt | Geoff Williams |
| Maltadroit | Maladroit | Clumsily drink beer, i.e., runs down one's chin | Jackin Yow |
| Dialatribe | Dialatribe | Smoke signals | Doug Langmead |
| Catalysm | Catalyst | Doctrinal impetus | Mike Harcrow |
| Dragonian | Draconian | The character of a cruel, mythical flying lizard | Mike Harcrow |
| Chimperty | Champerty | Dressing up a monkey as a politician and expecting the voted peanuts to stream your way | Jackin Yow |
| Munity | Unity | Dissension in the ranks | Doug Langmead |
| Immutiny | Mutiny | Steadfast loyalty | Doug Langmead |
| Bluzzard | Buzzard | A bird of prey that is well adapted for flying in very high winds | Geoff Williams |
| Petrochomical | Petrochemical | Belief that one can sustain a 21st century economy on PV and fans | Jackin Yow |
| Cameow | Cameo | Garfields only scene | Michael de Silva |
| TVdium | Tedium | Daytime content | Michael de Silva |
| Indingo | Indigo | Blue dog | Michael de Silva |
| Coop detat | Coup detat | to upset the pecking order of a hen house. | HR White |
| Vaccinity | Vaccine + Vicinity | Proximity in location to vaccine distribution site, or proximity in time to receiving vaccine. | Samantha Outcalt |
| Astrolave | Astrolabe | Toilets at the Kennedy Space Centre | Geoff Williams |
| Syrip | Syrup / Syria | A sticky diplomatic situation in a turbulent Middle Eastern country | Geoff Williams |
| Cowfound | Confound | A lost bovine no longer lost | Mike Harcrow |
| Sparkinsons | Parkinsons | A neurological brain disease characterized by fiery outbursts | Mike Harcrow |
| Cantelope | Canteloupe | When the bolting couple gets caught by her dad | Mike Harcrow |
| Gneissly | Nicely | How rocks are supposed to play together | Mike Harcrow |
| Condomnation | Condemnation | Strong disapproval concerning the use of contraceptives | Mia Debidin |
| Gnuanced | Nuanced | Subtly resembling a wildebeest | Mia Debidin |
| Adminept | Administration Department (Admin Dept) | The SNAFU Gurus | Doug Langmead |
| Apexitif | Aperitif | The very best liqueur | Mike Harcrow |
| Conquitador | Conquistador | The conqueror who didn't go | Mike Harcrow |
| Hunchman | Henchman | Cwhiminal minion | Doug Langmead |
| Longlevity | Longevity | Laughing off the years | Doug Langmead |
| Discrapancy | Discrepancy | A messy inconsistency | Kenneth Grinnell |
| Mobivation | Motivation | A reason to run | Mike Harcrow |
| Flague | Plague | A contagion of banners | Mike Harcrow |
| Tannoying | Annoying | Causing irritation over a public address system | Mia Debidin |
| Boastmistress | Toastmistress | I only use silk in whips and ties | Jackin Yow |
| Totalifarian | Totalitarian | A Jamaican dictator | Geoff Williams |
| Acapilliaries | Capilliaries | Singing too much and making your blood vessels rupture | Geoff Williams |
| Intercorpse | Intercourse | Necrophilia | Geoff Williams |
| Impottent | Impotent | When your instant pot, after age and years of use, is unable to achieve a pressure; resulting in an inability to perform in the kitchen. | Kent Benton |
| Vaccinity | Vaccine + Vicinity | Proximity in location to vaccine distribution site, or proximity in time to receiving vaccine. | Samantha Outcalt |
| Muteiny | Mutiny | When people in your Zoom meeting won't leave themselves muted, and it wrecks the meeting for everyone else. | Beth Winnowski |
| Deposhition | Deposition | The giving of false information under oath | Kitty Valence |
| Stevadores | Stevedores | Romantic longshoremen | Alan Phillips |
| Dietribe | Diatribe | A primitive community of picky eaters | Alan Phillips |
| Solitairey confinement | Solitary confinement | Locked in a cell with nothing but a deck of cards | Alan Phillips |
| Nevertitti | Nevertiti | Flat chested Egyptian Empress | Geoff Williams |
| Tsarcissism | Narcissism | Caveat emperor the ne plus ultra of inflated self-esteem | Doug Langmead |
| Exclustive | Exclusive | Pining for the previous Mrs. | Jackin Yow |
| Black-Outs Matter | Black outs matter | Power to the people! | Michael Brawley |
| Camopers | Campers | Bored kids in a tent | Michael de Silva |
| Gintellectual | Intellectual | Rummy | Michael de Silva |
| Embyronic | Embryonic | Before it was known he'd be Lord or Lady B | Jackin Yow |
| Esteamed | Esteemed | How clams are served in Spain | Michael de Silva |
| Blandishmint | Blandishment | Candy for good behavior | Michael de Silva |
| Venomouse | Venomous | Mickey | Michael de Silva |
| Clairvoyaint | Clairvoyant | Normal | Michael de Silva |
| Civilant | Sibilant | Hissing politely | Mike Harcrow |
| Dylsexic | Dyslexic | One who finds adult content in places where it doesn't exist | Mike Harcrow |
| Spanxer | Spanner | Compression wear for pipe repair | Mike Harcrow |
| Emews | Mews | Rowstriches | Doug Langmead |
| Castroenteris | Gastroenteritis | A stomach ailment that causes the sufferer to keep making speeches of interminable length | Geoff Williams |
| Pygmites | Pygmies | Short-tempered stunt-men | Doug Langmead |
| Denisovain | Denisovan | The guy Carly bitched about | Jackin Yow |
| Cessnation | Cessation | A small plane crash | Mike Harcrow |
| Freudenstein | Frankenstein | A sapient creature with the head of a scientist and the mind of an analyst | Doug Langmead |
| Jobster | Lobster | Employment service for crustaceans | Mike Harcrow |
| Creoche | Brioche + creole | Caribbean bread rolls | Mike Harcrow |
| Wivalry | Rivalry | Problems with polygamy | Mike Harcrow |
| Nappenstance | Happenstance | The ability to sleep while standing upright | Geoff Williams |
| Verbesity | Verbosity | Talking too much makes you fat | Geoff Williams |
| Sliquid | Liquid | Better-designed pound note | Jackin Yow |
| Paranorman | Paranormal | Elite group of French troops sent ahead by William the Conqueror to test out Harold's defences | Geoff Williams |
| Indepedant | Independant | The person who sits next to you during the local Film Festival and tells you all about the plot nuances and the directors personal life story | Geoff Williams |
| Tatare | Tatar | Weight of a Turk sans luggage about to board an aircraft | Jackin Yow |
| Schyster | Shyster | Porta-potti along Unter den Linden | Jackin Yow |
| Disdrain | Disdain | Down which the last ounce of respect was flushed | Jackin Yow |
| Disrapt | Disrupt | No longer impressed by the rhetoric | Jackin Yow |
| Galamari | Calamari | A festive squid | Mike Harcrow |
| Broquette | Coquette | A flirty guy | Mike Harcrow |
| Branstorm | Brainstorm | A bad post-breakfast experience in the restroom | Mike Harcrow |
| Sailient | Salient | The relevance of boating | Mike Harcrow |
| Equipmen | Equipment | Tool vendors | Mike Harcrow |
| Sheepskip | Sheepskin | Missing graduation | Mike Harcrow |
| Jarvest | Harvest | Gleaning jam containers | Mike Harcrow |
| Whors-de-combat | Hors-de-combat | Camp followers | Jackin Yow |
| Bugpipe | Bagpipe | Doodlesack with a defective chanter | Jackin Yow |
| Bonas | Bolas | Extra pay granted to an Argentinian Gaucho for his skill with his lasso | Geoff Williams |
| Glammer | Glimmer | A movie star whose beauty is beginning to dim | Geoff Williams |
| Fatotum | Factotum | An underling who got fat on the job, tum reinforcing the meaning | Vali Jamal |
| Ruedimentary | Rudimentary | Basic regret or a basic French street | Ridley Odonnell |
| Oxy-Moron | Oxymoron | Someone who regularly uses street drugs. | Michael Brawley |
| Innoculous | Innocuous | An inoffensive jab | Doug Langmead |
| Humorlesque | Humoresque | A written or musical composition completely devoid of capriciousness, fantasy, or whimsy | Mike Harcrow |
| Conquistadorm | Conquistador | The campus gigolo | Mike Harcrow |
| Theoretipal | Theoretical | Studying the practice of friendship | Mike Harcrow |
| Obease | Obese | Mobility for the large | Mike Harcrow |
| Monstrocity | Monstrosity | Tokyo | Mike Harcrow |
| Abalonely | Abalonely | A mollusk without a date | Mike Harcrow |
| Presipitation | Precipitation | Indecision over using a drinking straw or not | Mike Harcrow |
| Verisimiltune | Verisimiltude | A song that borrows most of the music from a well known old tune | Geoff Williams |