2021 was a year to remember (but impossible to memorise).  A new feature this year was the inclusion of a column for the original word (sometimes a phrase, sometimes a combination of two words – the “clever” ones combine two words with a one-letter change in each and a definition that alludes to both).  This has been well received, and has even encouraged people to submit alternative definitions.

Congratulations to Mike Harcrow, who built on last year’s efforts with a prodigious output and was the unanimous winner for 2021. 1,501 words of Mike’s words were published, of which 273 received one or more votes – a testament to the quality and originality of his dalliance with WPMI.  A selection of the best has been included in a dedicated category of of “Harcrow’s Finest”.   Other categories are “Best of the Rest”, “Ringers” (words which don’t comply with the one-letter change, but were deemed clever enough for publication and “Covid”.

A case could have been made for including a category for “Punslinging”, with all our regular contributors either redefining each other’s names, or finding ingenious new words  that had “pun” somewhere in the one-letter change.  Try a search for “pun” to find them all.

Word Original Word Definition Name
TOP 10
Counterfit Counterfeit Behaviour of a toddler in a supermarket
[see also aislefit, dairyfit, delifit, and frozenfoodsectionfit]
Mike Harcrow
Draggadocio Braggadocio Vainglorious cross-dressing Jackin Yow
Hogemony Hegemony A  celebration of  Scottish world domination. All those not wearing a kilt were kilt. Doug Langmead
Adorkable Adorable A socially awkward person who is delightful and charming Gillian McIntosh
Cindergarten Kindergarten The first level of education for aspiring firefighters Daniel Walton
Transgander Transgender A goose that wishes to change her sex Geoff Williams 
Binfluencer Influencer First person on a residential street to put their garbage/recycle cans out by the kerb the night before trash day, thus reminding and prompting neighbours to do the same. Hotmessjessxx
Carbiovascular Cardiovascular Heart problems caused by over-eating William Tunn
Tuxidermist Taxidermist Sales clerk who stuffs men into their tuxes Emile Ouellette
Rybald Ribald Seedless bread Barbara Gross



Lustless Listless A gigolo who has lost his gig Geoff Williams
Geight Eight The deportment of an octopus walking on tiptoes Doug Langmead
Squintet Quintet Five myopic musicians Anne DelCampo
Cyanic Cynic A cynic with the blues The Lateralist
Snowfake Snowflake A person pretending to be an easily offended and entitled minimalist in the hope of getting some advantage out of it. Edward Deskur
Sicophants Sycophants Stressed out by teeny insects Carole Marantz
Nexercising Exercising Giraffe workout Emile Ouellette
Grinaries Granaries Comedy clubs Jackin Yow
Gnuanced Nuanced Subtly resembling a wildebeest Mia Debidin
Satisfiction Satisfaction Unreal satisfaction Emile Ouellette



Freudenstein Frankenstein A sapient creature with the head of a scientist and the mind of an analyst Doug Langmead
Negligeezer Negligee An old cross-dresser in a light, sheer gown Mike Harcrow
Levelator Elevator Goes only left and right Emile Ouellette
Elephantisms Elephant

Eleplant: the Anthurium (google it)

Elfephant: Santa’s Jumbo-sized helper

Celephant: extra wide plastic wrap

Gelephant: a gummy animal that is too big to finish in one go

Telephant: a pachyderm who can read your mind

Eleprants: joyously gamboling about like baby Dumbo

Elepants: when, in order to blend into the herd, a man pulls the pockets of his trousers inside out and lets his member dangle out his fly (which usually just makes the elephants wonder how the hell he can breath out of that thing).

Elephlaunt: the cocky strutting of one whose member is large enough that he can get away with the above without inspiring the derision of the herd (this breaks the single-letter-change rule– but what the helephant)

Conrad Berube
Magenta Carta Magna Carta A puce treaty Doug Langmead
Tree Wise Men Three Wise Men Owls Anne DelCampo
Pharaohmones Pheromones How an Egyptian king attracted the ladies Mike Harcrow
Fillybuster Filibuster A bronco who trains female horses Barbara Gross
Ovaryaction Overreaction Responding in an excessively emotional manner to a given situation, for hormonal reasons Ray Geiger
Nincomcoup Nincompoop An attempt by fools to overthrow a government. Shaun P Dunn



Mambo-jumbo Mumbo-jumbo A sumo wrestler capable of fancy footwork Mike Harcrow
Blataunt Blatant No attempt whatsoever to couch mockery in compliments, humor, or sarcasm Mike Harcrow
Brainwasp Brainwash The annoying buzz in one’s head Mike Harcrow
Poodlebug Doodlebug An insect with a scaly exoskeleton, long pincers, and round tufts of hair on its ankles Mike Harcrow
Pollyglot Polyglot A multi-lingual parrot Mike Harcrow
Fezzo-soprano Mezzo-soprano A Turkish vocalist who usually sings the highest part Mike Harcrow
Mojogamy Monogamy The attraction of one who is married Mike Harcrow
Damphlets Pamphlets Brochures distributed in the rain Mike Harcrow
Superheron Superhero A bittern with a cape Mike Harcrow
Blithium Lithium An element of indifference Mike Harcrow
Melauncholy Melancholy When I blast Oly into space Mike Harcrow
Misfortuna Misfortune Canned fish Mike Harcrow
Phonytail Ponytail Hair extensions Mike Harcrow
Kibbutznike Kibbutznik Communal running shoes Mike Harcrow
Lackaging Packaging Peter Pan Mike Harcrow
Karmap Karma Guide to getting what you deserve Mike Harcrow
Poutmaneuver Outmaneuver Early childhood tactic used to get what one wants Mike Harcrow
Inconsequintial Inconsequential Meaningless sparkles and spangles Mike Harcrow
Bemilderment Bewilderment A predictable result of castration Mike Harcrow
Palindrone Palindrome Remotely-controlled helicopter that only flies back and forth Mike Harcrow



Convacculations Congratulations Had both doses! Lorien
Innoculous Innocuous An inoffensive jab Doug Langmead
Vaccinaked Vaccinated When you took off your shirt to get a shot, because you couldn’t roll up your sleeve high enough.  In a sentence: I went to get my COVID-19 vaccination, and ended up getting vaccinaked Charles Hostetler
Unfactsinated Unvaccinated The state of refusal to believe science can save your life Steve Cozzetto
Colympic Games Olympic Games Same as the Hunger Games, but with a better chance of survival Doug Langmead
Blaseball Baseball 39000 Texans who could not care less about contracting a serious disease so long as they can watch a baseball game and drink beer in public Geoff Williams
Hovid Hovis A British loaf of bread said to have qualities that will reduce your chance of getting seriously ill from a pandemic Geoff Williams
Illennia Millennia An unending pandemic Mike Harcrow
Slim prickings Slim pickings An absence of Pfizer Vaccine Ruth Krause
Coveid Covid A disease causing folk to hibernate in small, dark places. Ruth Krause
New WordOriginal WordDefinition - Clever is Better !Name
SictionaryDictionaryWPMI - a compendium of misspelled words and their definitionsDoug Langmead
DantifriceDentifriceAn Italian poet invents toothpasteGeoff Williams
CaboostCabooseA high powered rocket attached to the last car on a train to aid climbing steep gradientsGeoff Williams
CarbolingiansCarolingiansMedieval dieticiansGeoff Williams
StuntifyingStultifyingA very dull short story-or the person that wrote itGeoff Williams
AstrolodgerAstrologerThe first person to rent an apartment on MarsGeoff Williams
HondueFondueA small Korean made car that can be easily converted into a pot for making cheese dishesGeoff Williams
HambunctiousRambunctiousRowdy at Christmas Dinner.Brian Griffith
ChammockHammockA mask, reluctantly worn for compliance, that does not cover the nose and or mouth. It is simply a "chin hammock" AKA, a chammockWayne Price
TanxietyAnxietyConcern about over sun exposure to skin.Carole Marantz
MisinfermationMisinformationInaccurate interpretation of someone else's remarks or data.Michael Peterson
Indigenious       Indigenous        Smart local         Kathy in the Wallowas
Self-pietySelf-pityMonatonementDoug Langmead
SatanceStanceIn a devil of a positionDoug Langmead
UniverscityUniversityWhat became the Big BangEmile Ouellette
MarshmellowMarshmallowAn uncultivated marshAlan Goldhammer
FalternateAlternateOccasional stalled activities.Carole Marantz
RanaphylaxisAnaphylaxisHurriedly ran to locate a lifesaving epipen.Carole Marantz
PrescumptiousPresumptiousAbility of one to be both bold and horrendous.Carole Marantz
FontlingFondlingCaressing a typefaceDoug Langmead
ElephontElephantTypeface favoured by the visually impairedDoug Langmead
BinfluencerInfluencerFirst person on a residential street to put their garbage/recycle cans out by the curb the night before trash day, thus reminding and prompting neighbors to do the same.Hotmessjessxx
WaterfelonWatermelonThe person who steals water that is being rationed.Alan Goldhammer
TermometerThermometerThe count-down in school for semester break.Alan Goldhammer
KeenexKleenexAn ex-spouse who desperately wants to reconcile.Alan Goldhammer
Tree Wise MenThree Wise MenOwlsAnne DelCampo
BabanaBananaWhen a Scottish sheep decides midsentence not to do somethingGene Wisniewski
FaxationFIxationAn obsession with faxingGene Wisniewski
ToyletToiletWhat Ken and Barbie have in their bathroomsGene Wisniewski
SandatesMandatesPlans to meet at the beach to build a castle.Carole Marantz
FopulentOpulentWealthy male fashionista.Carole Marantz
SolitardySolitaryLate comer misses out sociallyCarole Marantz
WagnitudeMagnitudeMeasuring the candlepower of the Dog StarGeoff Williams
DuveldtDuvet/VeldtBlanketed in grassDoug Langmead
StoliloquySoliloquy"To be or not to be",rudely interrupted by cell phone ringing in audience.Carole Marantz
SpampanSampanChinese boat hindered by unwanted computer messaging.Carole Marantz
SpodcastsPodcastsBroadcasts for nerds.Carole Marantz
PhilanthrocratPhilanthropist + BureaucratA functionary who needlessly complicates the process of making charitable gifts.Dan McKinley
CacciatoreCacciatoryStep 1 in a recipe for improving life in BritainDebby Moggio
CantileviateCantilever/AlleviateDespite exercise and diet, you can’t reduce the size of the paunch hanging off the front to alleviate the pain in the backDebby Moggio
DebtrimentalDetrimentalCausing harm or negative effect to your financial well-being by putting you in debtDian Berger
FlawersFlowersRoses that grow with no petals and all thornsGeoff Williams
BreakfistBreakfastGetting mad at the guy serving your toast and hitting him on the jaw resulting in cracked knuckles for youGeoff Williams
EggocentricEgocentricA diet made up solely of wafflesGeoff Williams
PourtentPortentWhere to get your beer on a hot day while watching a soccer/rugby/cricket gameGeoff Williams
TermometerThermometerThe count-down at school before semester break.Alan Goldhammer
ScalptureSculptureAn extremely close haircut.Alan Goldhammer
DenocracyDemocracySystem of voting for who gets control of the TV remotePaul Anderson
CentrifrugalCentrifugalA member of a Central European political party whose basic policy is to avoid the extreme left and the extreme right and spend virtually no moneyGeoff Williams
PtitTit[1] Small breasts
[2] The lesser of two equals
Doug Langmead
InnfightingInfightingThe noble British tradition of singling out supporters of the visiting soccer team at the local pub and beating the heck out of themGeoff Williams
MacaronaMacaroniA traditional dance celebrating the consumption of pastaWayne Price
LitilgatorLitigatorA quite small amphibious reptile found in swampsWilliam Tunn
JurisfictionJurisdictionWhen a court makes up its own laws.Alan Goldhammer
ElephantismsElephantEleplant: the Anthurium (google it)
Elfephant: Santa's Jumbo-sized helper
Celephant: extra wide plastic wrap
Gelephant: a gummy animal that is too big to finish in one go
Telephant: a pachyderm who can read your mind
Eleprants: joyously gamboling about like baby Dumbo
Elepants: when, in order to blend into the herd, a man pulls the pockets of his trousers inside out and lets his member dangle out his fly (which usually just makes the elephants wonder how the hell he can breath out of that thing).
Elephlaunt: the cocky strutting of one whose member is large enough that he can get away with the above without inspiring the derision of the herd (this breaks the single-letter-change rule-- but what the helephant)
Conrad Berube
AbailabilityAvailabilityWhen getting out of the ‘slammer’ depends on who’s around.Anne DelCampo
PensaMensaOrganization for people thinking about joining MensaPaul Anderson
TensaMensaOrganization for people who have applied to Mensa and can't figure out what's taking so long to hear backPaul Anderson
MetrognomeMetronomeIn French folklore a tiny creature that inhabits the Paris Underground railway and slows all the trains downGeoff Williams
GlassandoGlissandoThe Italian word for "Silicone "Geoff Williams
SublameSublime1. Not quite handicapped enough to be eligible for the Olympics disabled games
2. Injured when the submarine captain caught his thumb in the periscope
Geoff Williams
NipoleonNapoleonA small glass of brandy as a nightcapGeoff Williams
HawkwardAwkwardA recovery place for our injured feathered friends.William Tunn
StopiaryTopiaryDull shears and non-working pruning tools.Carole Marantz
SpodcastsPodcastBroadcasts for nerdsCarole Marantz
ShagrinChagrin1. The shame that follows a torrid and reckless fling.
2. The smile that follows the aforementioned fling.
Anne DelCampo
StiffleStifleMuster pre-engagement discipline to ensure eventual successful apotheosisJackin Yow
BadolescentAdolescentA deviant child approaching adulthood.Ruth Krause
SadolescenceAdolescenceAn unhappy time between child- and adulthood.Ruth Krause
StallinStalinSoviet Union's effort at producing a peoples car to rival Hitler's Volkswagen. Always had to be started by rolling it down a steep hill and even then with little successGeoff Williams
PershingPerishingImagining oneself to be a renowned First World War US generalGeoff Williams
OnamatapeaOnamatapeiaI am not going to let that blooming cat into the house ever againGeoff Williams
BarbitraryArbitraryRelating to a radical hair transformation that is nonsensically and randomly executed on a whim, without much thought, that usually ends in regret or tears (i.e. giving yourself bangs during lockdown).Hotmessjessxx
DodecakneseDodecaneseMutation of an extinct flightless bird that from examination of its skeleton would appear to have had 12 jointed legs.Geoff Williams
EpigEpicCecil B. DeMille's production of "The Three Little Pigs" in PorcinemascopeDoug Langmead
PetrimentalDetrimentalEmotional benefits of being a pet owner.Carole Marantz
SavoriteFavoriteEnjoying your preferred choice totallyCarole Marantz
AbailabilityAvailabilityWhen "all hands to the pumps!" depends on who's around.Doug Langmead
BriezeBreezeThe scent of Brie cheese in a light windDian Berger
TantralizeTantalizeA small preview or demo of tantra yoga to give you a little taste of yoga to entice you into joining a class.Dian Berger
ShampionChampionA person posing as a world class athlete who is just average.Dian Berger
ShampagneChampagneA sparkling wine pretending to be from the Champagne region of France.Dian Berger
CamposerComposerGal who feigns joy of outdoors to impress eligible males.Carole Marantz
DemonstationDemonstrationHot Stuff’s booth at COMICONPaul Anderson
AltarnativeAlternativeAn indigenous backup choir memberPaul Anderson
DensaMensaOrganization for people who aren’t quite as smart as they thought.Paul Anderson
BokayOkayA so-so bunch of flowersDoug Langmead
MinitoryMinatoryA tiny hostile conservativeAnne DelCampo
IrationOrationAn egocentric speechAndy Wright
SomniloquestSomniloquistVerbal pursuit by sleep talkerCarole Marantz
AvertigoVertigoApanacea, for giddiness sake !Doug Langmead
TransganderTransgenderA goose that wishes to change her sexGeoff Williams
PyraxHyraxA small animal made of oven proof glassGeoff Williams
FanchesterManchesterA supporter of Manchester soccer teams who decides as the season goes on which one to root for - based on who is ahead in the Premier League table at the timeGeoff Williams
AuntidepressantAntidepressantA relative guaranteed to bring down the upbeat feeling at any partyGeoff Williams
FuncleUncleMarried to Auntidepressant and always invited to a party to offset her miserable attitudeGeoff Williams
FerraleFerruleA walking stick whose tip has been replaced with a small cup containing beerGeoff Williams
GraspberryRaspberryA fruit bearing bush that has been crossed with a Venus FlytrapGeoff Williams
SoporiflicSoporificA movie so dull you fall asleep during its showingGeoff Williams
BactrainBactrianA camel that will only go on a train if it can ride in the cabooseGeoff Williams
InelucktableIneluctablePlaying your favourite table in a Las Vegas CasinoGeoff Williams
HideboundHydeboundA man in London carrying a small set of steps and a bullhorn heading to Speakers Corner in order to deliver a diatribeGeoff Williams
OsmosesOsmosisAn Australian man who has spent many years in the bush and who finally emerges bearing a couple of rocks on which are emblazoned strange hieroglyphics that he claims to the Aboriginal's Ten CommandmentsGeoff Williams
DiplomacDiplomatA type of trench coat favoured by many British members of the Foreign ServiceGeoff Williams
SomnambulostSomnambulistSearch for missing sleep walker.Carole Marantz
PunoplyPanoplyWPMI impressive collection of punsCarole Marantz
BragbagRagbagAssortment of conceited beings.Carole Marantz
LustlessListlessA gigolo who has lost his gigGeoff Williams
AuntlersAntlersYour favourite horny relativeGeoff Williams
RambunktiousRambunctiousSetting up a bed in the back of your truck for your pet male goatGeoff Williams
AbsteamiousAbstemiousExercising at a furious rate until your chest catches fireGeoff Williams
DeskantDescantA distant relative of the carpenter ant that sings while eating into office furnitureGeoff Williams
CorniferConiferEvergreen tree crossed with a popular vegetable on the Canadian Prairies in an effort to increase cropsGeoff Williams
MincestMinces/IncestWhen siblings mistake falling into a meat grinder for falling in loveDoug Langmead
SlidewalkSidewalkA very slippery footpathWilliam Tunn
BinvestigatorsInvestigatorsDumpster diversWilliam Tunn
MoationMotionThe broadest ditch you ever did sea.Doug Langmead
MeanderthalNeanderthalPerson of a lower tier of evolution that wanders around aimlessly (at airports, mostly) oblivious of where they're walking or otherwise getting in the way of those trying to get to their gates on time.Matt Hudson
DoornamentsOrnamentsTwo people who block a doorway or a grocery store aisle by standing on either side idly yakking. Sure, they may make it look good, but their function as a visual embellishment is far exceeded by their inconsideration and annoyance factor. Points for snapping at people who ask them to move with, "All you have to do is ASK!!".Matt Hudson
DoorgoyleGargoyleShe is the gal in charge as the gatekeeper for the big boss's office. No one gets past her!Matt Hudson
Wall-wishersWell-wishersA person who arrives at the top of an escalator and stops to get their bearings, oblivious of how many people there are behind them on the moving deathtrap.Matt Hudson
DepentiaDementiaAgeds’ fear of dependence on others for their well being.Carole Marantz
CarbiovascularCardiovascularHeart problems caused by over-eatingWilliam Tunn
FloodyBloodyA low impact curse that you can use in front of children to describe weather conditions particularly in British ColumbiaGeoff Williams
CarbanCarbonAn important first step in controlling Climate ChangeGeoff Williams
BlikeBlokeAn Aussie fellow mounted on a velocipedeGeoff Williams
HallucimatingHallucinatingHaving sexual intercourse while under the influence of psychedelic drugs.Yusef Malenky
FactotemFactotumA Jack of all Trades who specialises in carving elaborate wooden poles for First Nation groups in CanadaGeoff Williams
FryendFriendA term used to describe an individiual whom you thought will always have your back but instead betrays you to your bitter end.Edward Ademolu
AntifacterialAntibacterialSome politiciansEmile Ouellette
SobtuseObtuseSo annoyingly insensitive that you are brought to tears.Carole Marantz
DignificantSignificantAmazing historical discoveries from archaeological excavations.Carole Marantz
CamalCamel/CabalA clique of shortsighted hunchbacks plotting to have all house numbers painted on the footpath at building entrances in letters a foot high.Doug Langmead
HumantHumanExtremely hardworking personCarole Marantz
MultiplicanMultiplicandReceptacle having many uses.Carole Marantz
BrotectionProtectionAdvantage of having male siblingsCarole Marantz
PawtentPatentForetelling the future by reading a dog’s palm.Doug Langmead
HomepunsHomespunUnsophisticated wordplayDoug Langmead
HexilesExilesDeportees doing a spell overseasDoug Langmead
KnaveyKnaveryA flotilla of galleys rowed by unscrupulous slavesDoug Langmead
A person or thing that rigs the system, in particular:
a person or body that pretends to supervise a particular industry under the guise of protecting the welfare of the public but instead caters to the self interest of a particular industry.
Mark M. Martin
PlandestineClandestine1/6/21 machinations.Carole Marantz
WeatherbedFeatherbedSafe refuge from climate change storms.Carole Marantz
YikeMikeA squabble among the WPMI flock regarding the best way to get Mr. Harcrow back into the fold. He is much missedAnne DelCampo
EtoenailToenailA digital phalangeal peripheralDoug Langmead
RawesomeAwesomeRather under-cooked.Carole Marantz
DucculentSucculentMallard duckling that your neighbor borrowed.Carole Marantz
HarcrowdHarcrowThe number of new contributors to WPM that it will take to replace our most prolific member. ( Come back Mike)Geoff Williams
GemuflectGenuflectAn obeisance performed by jewellers in front of the Koh-I-Noor diamondGeoff Williams
RelationshopsRelationshipsWandering aimlessly around the stores at Christmas trying to find something appropriate for people you do not really like but since they are part of your family feel you really MUST do.Geoff Williams
SantasizingFantasizingStuffing pillows into your shirt in order to fit into the Santa suit for this year’s Christmas kid’s partyGeoff Williams
ManuscraptManuscriptMy first effort at writing a movie script that was quickly rejectedGeoff Williams
CatarhactCataractPretending to have a bad cold when you are called for jury dutyGeoff Williams
AtoenailToenailA hangnail that sits inharmoniously with your other toes.Doug Langmead
CrassdressingCrossdressingAn attempt at a "new you" goes horribly awryGeoff Williams
FlenFlanA pie in PretoriaGeoff Williams
TrambunctiousRambunctiousFoul deeds upon Public Transit vehiclesGeoff Williams
MacrimonialMatrimonialThe feeling that runs through the participants when they face each other in a lawyers office to start discussions on their impending divorceGeoff Williams
ComboaComboA jazz ensemble consisting of a Hammond organist, a drummer, a bass guitarist and a snake in the brassDoug Langmead
GrintersGriftersCon artists who scam followers, grinning as they amass $ millions.Carole Marantz
TermanencePermanenceBenefits of term limits in governmentsCarole Marantz
EphemoralEphemeralFleeting correct behavior of the terribly self absorbed.Carole Marantz
Du2yDutyDouble dutyDoug Langmead
TeasibleFeasibleAbility to poke fun at.Carole Marantz
BackneyedHackneyedPain from overuse starting at back and going down to both knees.Carole Marantz
GuilttGuiltyInnocent (not Guilty)Doug Langmead
BoiletToiletSteam powered waste eradicationEmile Ouellette
LendscapeLandscapeThe view from your Bank Manager’s windowGeoff Williams
ENailEMailWhen typing your brilliant message to WPM and you have a piece of your fingernail intruding which causes no end of typosGeoff Williams
GabhorAbhorExcessive hateful talkerCarole Marantz
StuperfluousSuperfluousExcessive loss of common senseCarole Marantz
ImertInertA medical term for a male patient in need, as when one nurse to another points to a male emergency victim on a gurney, “Imert!”Russ Hood
MethosEthosThe drug cultureAnne DelCampo
MisantrophyMisanthropyFirst prize award for the ’grumpy invitational’Anne DelCampo
IngenieousIngeniousCleverness required of those who waft out of bottles to grant wishesAnne DelCampo
PsychiatrystPsychiatristBedding your shrink.Jay Davis
OtrophiedAtrophiedDarn- my team did not win the Cup again this yearGeoff Williams
AlgorerithmAlgorithmA birth control method practiced by a former US Vice PresidentGeoff Williams
BlabyrinthLabyrinthA confusing inescapable conversationBill Magerman
CatacityCapacityThe maximum number of cats a person is able to functionally maintain in a given environment. This number varies from person to person and is discernible only in hindsight.Name Witheld
PunaceaPanaceaRemedy to your tough day is seeing your word on WPMI!!Carole Marantz
SuperheronSuperheroAwesome graceful winged creatureCarole Marantz
UkaleleUkuleleA plucked cabbageDoug Langmead
BotelBrothelA house of ill-repute that’s Rh negativeDoug Langmead
EgotesticalEgotisticalAn over-confident twin, but not identicalDoug Langmead & David Forster
PunachePanacheFlamboyant confidence on your word being published on WPMI.Carole Marantz
GemnantsRemnantsBits and pieces of jewelry found at a garage sale.Carole Marantz
SkibbolethShibbolethAn ancient Swiss custom-once used as a password in the Bible but adapted by CalvinGeoff Williams
HovidHovisA British loaf of bread said to have qualities that will reduce your chance of getting seriously ill from a pandemicGeoff Williams
DullCampoDelCampoNot trueEmile Ouellette
VitroglycerineNitroglycerineNew artificial birth method designed to hasten the process exponentiallyGeoff Williams
MartinestMartinetHome for a little birdGeoff Williams
PepyrusPapyrusA diary about London written on ancient parchmentGeoff Williams
MeternityMaternityA very long gestation periodGeoff Williams
TrypoTypoA general term used by the editor to describe the offensive junk sent in to Word Play by the various contributorsGeoff Williams
FortinudeFortitudeAgreeing while drunk on the occasion of a significant birthday to celebrate the event by removing all of ones clothes.Geoff Williams
HeliotripeHeliotropeA questionable thesis by a scientist about the origins of the sun which has been largely debunkedGeoff Williams
CastanutsCastanetsTwo half coconuts knocked together by sound effects men on old radio to simulate the sound of horses gallopingGeoff Williams
CanterburlyCanterburyA Tale by Chaucer recently discovered by students in England dealing with men of the cloth and their gluttonous habits ( not the ones they wore)Geoff Williams
HolasticHolisticMedical beliefs and practices to assure longer lives.Carole Marantz
SaddendumAddendumVery melancholy codaCarole Marantz
WelCampoDelCampoAnne’s amazing, amusing, artful, authentic, accomplishments.Carole Marantz
DelCampooDelCampoAnne’s shitty WPMI submissionsAnne DelCampo
PuntowardUntowardAn indecorous word that most likely will be given the old heave-ho by WPMIAnne DelCampo
PubiquitousUbiquitousA tavern on every cornerAnne DelCampo
LambboozlersBamboozlersBorder ColliesAnne DelCampo
GangmeadLangmeadDoug’s homiesAnne DelCampo
SpabraSabraGal’s special top for workout.Carole Marantz
PerpunctoryPerfunctoryRoutine matter for a few to devise multitudes of puns for WPMI.Carole Marantz
UrgentryUrgentlyIn a hurry to get a coat of arms, as fast as your legs will goDoug Langmead
BeducationEducationThe Kama SutraAnne DelCampo
Pot bellyPotbellyThe result of enjoying too many ’special brownies.’Anne DelCampo
Morantz!MarantzCarole’s irked exclamation after finding, once again, insects at the annual WPMI Punster PicnicAnne DelCampo
CharcrowHarcrowMike’s burnt offeringAnne DelCampo
Garbage saleGarbage pailSomeone will show upEmile Ouellette
E-nunciationEnunciationThe ceremony done over the internet during COVID to initiate a new nun into the order.David Prud’homme
ChofesterolCholesterolA one-meal celebration of delicious, unhealthy fat; for example, a bacon, egg and cheese sandwichJake Armerding
RabbidRabbiA man of the cloth who has been bitten by a batGeoff Williams
CrampinsCramponsBuying equipment to climb Mount Everest on Amazon was a BIG mistakeGeoff Williams
StratmosphereStratosphereLike far out manGeoff Williams
RandicootBandicootKeep that thing away from my prize cat!!Geoff Williams
SerenedipitySerendipityLooking ahead to a Life free of discord to one of hope, peace and positivity.Carole Marantz
WordshipWorshipThose like me who enjoy playing around with words for this website.Carole Marantz
EndlightenmentEnlightenmentWhen your poop floats in the toilet.Tuscan
GravitarseGravitasPolitical presentation style - occasionally successful.Lorien
BatheistAtheistOne who prefers to bathe rather than shower.Carole Marantz
PedicutePedicureFancy decorated toe nails.Carole Marantz
HarcowHarcrowA bovine breed that is most admired for its melodic and prolific mooingAnne DelCampo
AstraddlegAstraddleWhat puppies do sometimesAnne DelCampo
PaststraddleAstraddleA former loverAnne DelCampo
MastraddleAstraddleHow sailors got to the top of a Man of WarAnne DelCampo
FaststraddleAstraddleWrestling’s dragon bite maneuverAnne DelCampo
AsstraddleAstraddleMethod of transportation used to descend to the base camp of the Grand CanyonAnne DelCampo
AsidesaddleSidesaddleHowdah generate throwaway remarks on horseback and still be able to cross your legsDoug Langmead
GrimcrackGimcrackA joke book produced by the prolific Scandinavian brothersGeoff Williams
HoneysickleHoneysuckleA Russian babeGeoff Williams
TeaverseTraverseOdes penned by English poets to celebrate the true English drinkGeoff Williams
MandroidAndroidRobot with male appearance.Carole Marantz
SarsonicSardonicTaunting sounds.Carole Marantz
Cattus interruptusCoitus interruptusWhen that crucial moment is ruined by the cat jumping on the bed.Jacob Armerding
VastraddleAstraddleThe requisite saddle posture for riding a ClydesdaleAnne DelCampo
ConflusionConfusionThe disoriented effects of the common flu.Scott K Hartman
PunonymousAnonymous"Name withheld" contributorsEmile Ouellette
ZedbraZebraAn animal print undergarment that is available only in the largest sizeAnne DelCampo
XObraCobraOne size down from a Zedbra, large enough to hold a pythonDoug Langmead
SaintillateScintillateRegale with stories of martyrdoms, conversions, miracles, and other holy person pursuitsAnne DelCampo
GeoffedGeoffSlayed by Mr. William’s witAnne DelCampo
GarnoshGarnishTo eat the decorative “radish roses” from the crudités platterAnne DelCampo
WhybridHybridSave the planet!!Carole Marantz
GabundantAbundantExtremely talkativeCarole Marantz
ZenjoyEnjoyReceive pleasure from peace and enlightenmentCarole Marantz
PerveverancePerseveranceWhat you need to keep up with a nyphomaniacMichele Robsom
LimpetuousImpetuousWhen you’re really trying to work out, but it’s not working outMiloš Petrik
AnniemeAnimeAn animated WPMI contributorDoug Langmead
LaxitudeLatitudeSlipshod screening at vital sitesCarole Marantz
SubtaleSubtleCrafty way to spin a narrativeCarole Marantz
AmazoneAmazonArea of strength, beauty and powerCarole Marantz
MudderMurder (of crows)Oh, hark! It’s Ma Crow!Doug Langmead & Geoff Williams
SonguineSanguineMale child’s optimism.Carole Marantz
MannequitMannequinModels leave runway en masse.Carole Marantz
YenigmaEnigmaConfusion about Chinese currencyCarole Marantz
SkyscrapperSkyscraper[1] When a tall building is imploded;
[2] an airplane toilet
Mike Harcrow
SouthwasternSouthwesternThat part of the United States, south of Colorado and extending from West Texas to the San Joaquin Valley, that has little to no visual appealMike Harcrow
WeditorialEditorialWhen the marriage officiant goes off scriptMike Harcrow
TranchewTrancheTo mull other’s submissions in any given WPM postMike Harcrow
PompernelPimpernelPrimroses with an airGeoff Williams
ColumnyCalumnyRacist graffiti sprayed on the ParthenonGeoff Williams
SplectrumPlectrumA small very colourful implement used to pluck guitar stringsGeoff Williams
Little KnellLittle NellA small tinkly bell that announces the passing of Tinkerbell)Geoff Williams
BondwidthBandwidthA technical financial term describing the current deviation between interest rates being paid on short and long term instrumentsGeoff Williams
BandweedBindweedThe Rolling Stones relaxer of choiceGeoff Williams
WidgeWedgeSouth African golf clubGeoff Williams
GraindadGrandadMy grandfather who left UK to go to Saskatchewan to raise cornGeoff Williams
ScentimentalSentimentalOh Darling your perfume drives me crazyGeoff Williams
CorntrarianContrarianOne who chooses a different path through the maize mazeMike Harcrow
NotionalityNationalityThe ideas a country’s constitution gives to its peopleMike Harcrow
MindowMinnowThe glass bottom in a boat through which you may observe the little fishesGeoff Williams
AlphabegAlphabetLeader of the panhandlersMike Harcrow
GravytyGravityCharacteristic of an oily, viscous sauce, typically ladled over meat and potatoesMike Harcrow
RexploitationExploitationTaking advantage of a king? or being taken advantage of by a king?Mike Harcrow
SinatorSenatorPaid[off]cialsMike Harcrow
PunickyPanicky[1] Desperate for wordplay;
[2] wordplay in poor taste
Mike Harcrow
PigarilloCigarilloA slender porkerMike Harcrow
BugtopBigtopA flea circusMike Harcrow
AtomotiveAutomotivePropelled by nuclear energyMike Harcrow
PyrabidPyramidProposed price for a big pointy building in the desertMike Harcrow
OrigirallyOriginallyMonte Carlo, 1911Mike Harcrow
RetroleumPetroleumLeaded gasolineMike Harcrow
HepculesHerculesThe more sophisticated demigodMike Harcrow
ShowringShoweringOne of three in a circusMike Harcrow
ProfundittyProfundityA heady jingle about alternative currencies, stocks, and mutual fundsMike Harcrow
SecretlyeSecretlyA hidden caustic ingredientMike Harcrow
FinangleFinagleImportant for turning underwaterMike Harcrow
BeneviolenceBenevolenceCruel to be kindMike Harcrow
ImpermiousImperviousA chem-curl that never grows outMike Harcrow
ScentaurCentaur[1] A smelly man-horse;
[2] a man-horse with highly-attuned olfactory senses
Mike Harcrow
’Sup plant?SupplantCasually addressing one’s greeneryMike Harcrow
SmartaspSmartassAn intelligent viperMike Harcrow
DebuncheryDebaucheryAdjusting your underwearMike Harcrow
InterplateInterpolateTo bury the tablewareMike Harcrow
BullwornBullhornWhen the big guy is tired of his studding dutiesMike Harcrow
HornswiggleHornswoggleIf they do, that bull has a problem!Mike Harcrow
TotorbikeMotorbikeI have a kid already, so I’ll take the bike.Mike Harcrow
TrespissTrespass[1] To pee thrice in a brief time-span;
[2] to urinate on someone else’s shrubs
Mike Harcrow
SaunteSaunter + sauteTo pan-fry while strollingMike Harcrow
SplikedSpiked[1] Having enjoyed the beverage with something extra;
[2] how one says "spiked" after having enjoyed the beverage with something extra
Mike Harcrow
FrightfurFrightfulHairy scaryMike Harcrow
SubterfugSubterfugeA stinky strategyMike Harcrow
ChickaneryChicaneryA young bird’s deceptive ploysMike Harcrow
FopularPopularWell-liked in spite of one’s vanityMike Harcrow
StylushStylus or stylish[1] A particularly posh way of dressing;
[2] an extra-thick calligraphy brush
Mike Harcrow
HookkeeperBookkeeperAn anglerMike Harcrow
CollegalityCollegialityWhen opposing ideas or actions are both allowed by lawMike Harcrow
GinvitationalInvitationalOpen bar (at WPMI HQ - Ed)Mike Harcrow
CowapungaCowabungaThe exclamation of a brilliant wordsmithMike Harcrow
ClandestinyClandestineThe ultimate end of one’s family groupMike Harcrow
ConiferenceConferenceA meeting of the pinesMike Harcrow
QuerulouseQuerulousA tiny, whiny, sucking insectMike Harcrow
CarpuncleCarbuncle[1] Inflamed wordplay;
[2] parental brother with scales and a bad attitude
Mike Harcrow
CabochopCabochonThe process of cutting a gemstone to a half-moon shapeMike Harcrow
MobstreperousObstreperousA high likelihood of the group getting out of controlMike Harcrow
GrambunctiousRambunctious[1] Only a little bit of a troublemaker;
[2] an unruly granny
Mike Harcrow
RampunctiousRambunctiousEndless, rowdy energy for wordplay (There simply HAD to be a word for that - Ed)Mike Harcrow
CatgunCatgutA weapon carried on to a tennis court by John McEnroe which would enable him to destroy his rackets more effectivelyGeoff Williams
FraulinesFrauleinsRows of young ladies waiting for male partners on the Reeperbahn in Hamburg* (* directions given upon request)Geoff Williams
PantamountTantamountYour tailor’s billGeoff Williams
PolliticianPoliticianA newly elected person who has no original thoughts of his own but contents himself with parroting the speeches of the more senior members of his/her party.Geoff Williams
MuletearsMuleteersIn a far ranging study of men who drive mule teams across vast areas of America it has been noticed that the more time one spends on the job the more the drivers come to resemble the animals in the teamGeoff Williams
LocumotiveLocomotiveWhy some young doctors prefer to enter into their profession in support of an older mentor in remote parts of the worldGeoff Williams
CastrologyAstrologyThe science behind the use of certain fuels in Formula 1 carsGeoff Williams
SerenologySelenologyStudy of the strengths and weaknesses of one of the worlds greatest female tennis playersGeoff Williams
WarmcastsWormcastsActors in fur coatsGeoff Williams
WormcostsWormcastsSmall but significant part of the amount of money an angler has to pay out of pocket in order to satisfy his passion for fishingGeoff Williams
Mambo-jumboMumbo-jumboA sumo wrestler capable of fancy footworkMike Harcrow
GlibberishGibberishEloquent blatherMike Harcrow
PunnyhopBunnyhopParty dance for wordsmithsMike Harcrow
FoodwinkHoodwinkThe realistic-looking plastic food displays in the windows of most restaurants in JapanMike Harcrow
TramshackleRamshacklePoorly built public transportationMike Harcrow
DaguerreotypoDaguerreotypeAn unfocused, blurry, or otherwise poor-quality photoMike Harcrow
CrowdadCrawdadMike ’s Dad’s nicknameGeoff Williams
CrossbowlCrossbowThe big annual football game between Notre Dame and Mike Harcrow’s outfit. ( any bets?)Geoff Williams
MelodrumaticMelodramaticEmotions intensified by a constant beating (as in a shaman ritual or rain dance, etc.)Mike Harcrow
MelondramaMelodramaThe comings and goings of a hypersensitive honeydewMike Harcrow
StriangulationTriangulationDeath by swallowing a math bookGeoff Williams
ConfeltiConfettiBits of fuzzy cloth tossed into the air to further enhance the festivitiesMike Harcrow
KangawooKangarooMarsupial courtshipMike Harcrow
DiscombobulaterDiscombobulatedTardy due to clumsinessMike Harcrow
DiscomboobulatedDiscombobulatedThe gal who, for whatever reason, needs a custom-made brassiereMike Harcrow
DiscobobulatedDiscombobulatedOne who can’t danceMike Harcrow
ScentillaScintillaA stinky smidgenMike Harcrow
SourçonSoupçonJust a little sour, like a red grapefruitMike Harcrow
TourdockSourdockFisherman’s Wharf or The Embarcadero in San Francisco, as examplesMike Harcrow
ExplantationExplanation[1] A former tobacco or cotton farm;
[2] Tara, after the fire
Mike Harcrow
BatnipCatnipA vampire’s modus operandiGeoff Williams
BejorativePejorativeState of being horrid.Carole Marantz
ShamerockShamrockTiny imperfect stone set on engagement ring.Carole Marantz
InvestinationInvestigationImportance of Congress passing infrastructure billCarole Marantz
BoatiesBowtiesThe tribal symbols that the West Coast Salish First Nations people paint on the bow of their canoesGeoff Williams
ParkamountParamount[1] In Western movies of old it is those wooden railings in front of the Last Chance Saloon where the hero (usually Gary Cooper) ties up his horse and enters to face his nemesis.
[2] A more modern definition is the total cost of planting 10 million trees in Riyadh (Touché - Ed)
Geoff Williams
LecturnLecternThat wonderful moment when you are all sitting at the family dinner table and your father calls you up to read a passage from the family bibleGeoff Williams
PorkmanteauPortmanteau[1] Pigskin luggage;
[2] a sow’s suitcase
Mike Harcrow
MeruptionEruptionAn egotistical rantMike Harcrow
PranciplesPrinciplesGuidelines for sashayingMike Harcrow
BuntlingBuntingLittle leaguer learning the "let it bounce off the bat" techniqueMike Harcrow
ArsinineAsinineNine colorectal puns, all in a row - and just when you think you’ve finished, there’s more !Doug Langmead
BolorectalColorectalA physical ailment that affects Argentine cowboysGeoff Williams
PolorectalColorectalAkin to "Bolorectal" but affecting mainly male members of the Royal householdGeoff Williams
NolorectalColorectalA legal decision which causes the bottom to fall out of the prosecution’s caseGeoff Williams
ColdrectalColorectalA condition endemic among Indigenous people of Northern Canada who sit on the ice to fishGeoff Williams
CoolorectalColorectalWinner of the "Best Posterior in the World" titleGeoff Williams
CocorectalColorectalA stomach condition brought on by drinking too much hot chocolateGeoff Williams
CodorectalColorectalThis was first noticed amongst the math wizards working at Bletchley Place during the Second World War while they endeavoured to break the Enigma CodeGeoff Williams
CohorectalColorectalThis one was spotted in the crews of fishing boats in Alaskan waters pursuing the elusive salmonGeoff Williams
ComorectalColorectalUncertain origin and opinions are divided among experts as to whether this is related to a popular crooner or a lake in Northern ItalyGeoff Williams
CoporectalColorectalAffects policemen particularly motorcycle ridersGeoff Williams
CokorectalColorectalA problem faced by a very intelligent gorillaGeoff Williams
HolorectalColorectalA three D version of the procedure that very strange people may wish to take home with them as memorabiliaGeoff Williams
Amiably inventiveAnaly retentiveObsessed with colorectal wordplayDoug Langmead
MyphoonTyphoonA personal storm of wordsMike Harcrow
WaldorffWaldorfHotel CaliforniaDoug Langmead
PruinedPrunedThe losing entries in a blindfold topiary contestDoug Langmead
PunequivocalUnequivocalIndisputable that creating puns for WPM is awesome!Carole Marantz
DiseasterDisease + disasterThe bubonic plague and other genuine global pandemicsMike Harcrow
The BeatlessThe BeatlesThe boys from Liverpool before RingoMike Harcrow
RebuffalRebuttalThe same as rebuttal but with more nudityMike Harcrow
PrespirePerspireBefore the tower, turret, or steeple was addedMike Harcrow
PsaltinessSaltinessHaving the characteristics of religious poetryMike Harcrow
SchlomophonicHomophonicAccompanied Yiddish tunesMike Harcrow
BlubberryBlueberry[1] The juiciest little fruit in the bowl;
[2] cross between a whale and a pitless fruit
[3] a sobbing currant, grape, etc.
Mike Harcrow
AlcoholisticAlcohol + holisticCompletely sousedMike Harcrow
CrapitalismCapitalismDealing in sewage transport, processing, and disposal for profitMike Harcrow
MobservationObservationWatching a protestMike Harcrow
DieagnosticDiagnosticTo perish without expectationMike Harcrow
DiagnostickDiagnosticA divining rodMike Harcrow
GreenadineGrenadineSyrup made from unripe pomegranatesMike Harcrow
BumstingBurstingWhen the wasp got you in the cheekMike Harcrow
FunneryNunneryA somewhat less than holy orderMike Harcrow
CabananaCabana + bananaFruit left in a poolside showerMike Harcrow
JudiciairyJudiciaryA light sentenceMike Harcrow
HexpoundExpoundTo discuss curses at lengthMike Harcrow
EwcessiveExcessiveMore than one dead skunk on the roadMike Harcrow
MuttcrackButtcrackWhen puppers can no longer stand the snack on his nose and consumes it before your signalMike Harcrow
CalyspoCalypsoCaribbean dance with a slight speech impedimentMike Harcrow
RicrochetRicochetWhen the stretchiness of the yarn and the inattention of a hobbyist combine to launch a needleworking hook as a projectile into a dangerous circuit of the walls and cupboardsMike Harcrow
QuicksliverQuicksilverCompletely unexpected and extremely painful shards or splintersMike Harcrow
ViscerebralVisceral + cerebralA great balance of intuition and intellectMike Harcrow
SplanchicSplanchnicFashionable intestinesMike Harcrow
LingeriesLingerieThe last couple to leave a partyMike Harcrow
FundergarmentsUndergarmentsLingerieMike Harcrow
CashtratoCastratoBankruptMike Harcrow
HequineEquineA stallionMike Harcrow
CamellotCamelotWhere Bedouins upgrade their desert transportationMike Harcrow
JamitorJanitorCleaning man with his earbuds in and his groove onMike Harcrow
PrestriptionPrescriptionThe advice a mom gives her potentially wayward daughterMike Harcrow
WintuitionIntuitionEarning a merit- or talent-based scholarshipMike Harcrow
ZengeanceVengeanceIntuiting the death of one’s enemyMike Harcrow
ThumbstackThumbtackOuter digits, several layers deep (Inner, or do you have inverted hands, Mike ? Ed)Mike Harcrow
TentaciousTenaciousYour kid’s determination to spend the night outside alone in a pup tent.Carole Marantz
HorsepowderHorsepowerPrevents equine chafingMike Harcrow
TracerackRacetrackTo outline her boobsMike Harcrow
VaselintVaselineThe top layer of petroleum jelly when you find that the lid was left off since the last time you used it 2 years agoMike Harcrow
VehiculardVehicularA pig on skatesMike Harcrow
HexpungeExpungeTo undo a spellMike Harcrow
MagicallMagical"Congratulations! You’ve won the lottery!"Mike Harcrow
PhotogopherPhotographerWhen a rodent takes your wedding picsMike Harcrow
CabricationFabricationBuilding a taxiMike Harcrow
IntercurseIntercourseA curse within the covenMike Harcrow
CesspoofCesspoolRising gases visible over sewage containment pondsMike Harcrow
CornbreathCornbreadYou know who you are!Mike Harcrow
AunteaterAnteater1950s "B" movie that never made it to theatersMike Harcrow
SintroductionIntroductionFirst go at life’s vicesMike Harcrow
PerambelatePerambulateWhen motorized transport is a better optionMike Harcrow
BarbarrackBarbaricBeer and bedMike Harcrow
RomposityPomposityThe innate ability to make everything funMike Harcrow
RectalRecitalA recital without the soloistMike Harcrow
BabaricBarbaricWhen the dapper young elephant king goes on a rampageMike Harcrow
MelauncholyMelancholyWhen I blast Oly into spaceMike Harcrow
SoliraritySolidarityA small group of obscure thingsMike Harcrow
AntecedentalAntecedent + dentalBefore teethingMike Harcrow
FurtilityFutility or fertilityWhen a guy experiences the need to shave his backMike Harcrow
TechnicalamityTechnicality + calamityThings like Sky Lab dropping out of the sky onto Australia, building collapses, power grid failures, facebook being offline for 6 hours, etc.Mike Harcrow
ConsaltingConsultingA prisoner doing winter roadworkMike Harcrow
TrudingTradingA crystal clear bell toneMike Harcrow
ChancellarChancellorOne who leads from the bottomMike Harcrow
ChockablackChockablock95% cacaoMike Harcrow
d’istresso tempol’istesso tempoa performance speed that’s notably faster than you ever rehearsed itMike Harcrow
LangmealLangmeadThe slowest eaterMike Harcrow
HostentatiousOstentatiousVulgar display by your "genial" host eager to impress.Carole Marantz
LimpleDimpleSlight lamenessCarole Marantz
DiscrepfancyDiscrepancyRococo vs. BaroqueMike Harcrow
DelCrampoDeCampoAs a musician with thicker lenses who plays a good deal of 5-part chamber music, I resemble Anne’s remark! Grrrrrr. #takingitpersonallyMike Harcrow
DrawbrideDrawbridgeWhat the wedding photographer does when she forgets all her camerasMike Harcrow
NonflagrationConflagrationEarly and effective use of a fire extinguisherMike Harcrow
SobliqueObliqueIncredibly desolate and depressing (for the fancy)Mike Harcrow
Flan kingFlankingThe best custard makerMike Harcrow
ExpalsionExpulsionRemoving former friends from social media and phone lists, address books, photographs, etc.Mike Harcrow
HurricakeHurricaneStir-fried breadMike Harcrow
ShatterbrainedScatterbrainedPotential result of texting-while-driving behind a large truckMike Harcrow
SlimburgerLimburgerA sandwich made without meat, cheese, or breadMike Harcrow
ChaphazardHaphazard[1] Being out in cold, dry weather;
[2] dapper thugs blocking your way down the alley
Mike Harcrow
GrillotineGuillotineBurning at the stakeMike Harcrow
HarkrowHarcrowThe rows of seats up in the gods where it is impossible to hear a French Horn player without a Mike.Doug Langmead
ParvenueParvenuThe “in places” for social climbersAnne DelCampo
WindigenousIndigenousFinally a tribute to our Native American culture and history.Carole Marantz
RespectabletRespectableConvenient size, easy to move about over regular computerCarole Marantz
BurreauBureauA pretentious donkeyMike Harcrow
TyrannicalfTyrannicalA despotic little cowMike Harcrow
RestlessnestRestlessnessHome for fledglingsMike Harcrow
FarretchedFarfetchedProjectile pukedMike Harcrow
PorcinemaPorcinePig flicksMike Harcrow
BoondongleBoondoggleWasteful, impractical connectionsMike Harcrow
SpegunkingSpelunkingExploring the sewersMike Harcrow
HaharcrowHarcrow15 puns, all in a rowDoug Langmead
MarsoupialMarsupialKangaroo brothMike Harcrow
WallabyteWallabyDigital storage in a pouchMike Harcrow
CrestitutionRestitutionWhen a surfer loses the wave before even riding itMike Harcrow
AdultationAdulationBar-mitzvahs, bat-mitzvahs, sweet 16 parties, and other celebrations of leaving childhood behindMike Harcrow
SquintetQuintetFive myopic musiciansAnne DelCampo
PodificationModificationBuilding a cocoon or shellMike Harcrow
HomewornHomeworkQuarantine crazyMike Harcrow
LackacheBackacheNostalgiaName Witheld
ProtentialPotentialThe potential of becoming a professional, e.g., since he has only one leg, his protential in the NFL is near zero.Stephen Cox
PunderstandUnderstandOne’s ability to get word jokes whether one can create them or not (ie. smart but not funny)Mike Harcrow
NightbareNightmareHow some sleepMike Harcrow
AnnurallyAnnuallyThe yearly raceMike Harcrow
CalculustingCalculatingAn unhealthy interest in or addiction to Newtonian mathematicsMike Harcrow
QuartantineQuarantine[1] Forced health sequestration divided into four equal time blocks or activities each day;
[2] 1/4 of a gallontine
Mike Harcrow
SteamboarSteamboat[1] A very angry pig;
[2] a cooking method for pork that is effective but which results in less flavor than roasting
Shopping artShopping cartKnowing to buy perishable goods and frozen items lastMike Harcrow
CurliquesCurlicuesThose long snake like line ups that we are becoming used to these days while waiting to vote or shopping for things that are no longer available and even if they are are getting far too expensiveGeoff Williams
ErroticErraticAttempting to have deep emotional experiences but failing largely due to ones inconsistent performanceGeoff Williams
ColorecitalColorectalListening to beautiful music while undergoing an intrusive and very painful medical testGeoff Williams
WreakfastBreakfastInstant havocMike Harcrow
PairamountParamountTwo on a ponyMike Harcrow
DemitasselDemitasseA cordless pendantMike Harcrow
AsparagumAsparagusA failed Wrigley’s effortMike Harcrow
CantickleCanticleOne’s ability to stimulateMike Harcrow
Tasty soloTasto soloWhen the band falls back and the lead does an especially good improvisationMike Harcrow
OffensieveOffensiveAn attack strainerMike Harcrow
SasqwatchSasquatchYeti timepieceMike Harcrow
TubatomicSubatomicA sousaphone blastMike Harcrow
MeaterialismMaterialismCraving proteinMike Harcrow
PolentatePotentateAutocratic corn mushMike Harcrow
Horned beefCorned beefTexas steers known for the expansive distance from tip to tip of their headrackMike Harcrow
DemoticonEmoticonReducing to a basic or simplified digital representation of one’s feelings or facial expressionMike Harcrow
SpelotonSkeleton + pelotonA group of Halloween bike racersMike Harcrow
GondolawGondolaVenetian traffic rulesMike Harcrow
PalackPalaceA successful siegeMike Harcrow
FastrationCastrationRemoval of a turbo chargerMike Harcrow
BemildermentBewildermentA predictable result of castrationMike Harcrow
ScalinitySalinityIndicative of one’s level of expertise in using musical modes in improvisation or compositionMike Harcrow
AmendaciousMendaciousAn apostateMike Harcrow
VastuciousAstuciousKnowledgeable on many subjects; broadly insightfulMike Harcrow
TortressFortressA defense or defense lawyer (one hopes)Mike Harcrow
CarobbeanCaribbeanAn algarroba seed podMike Harcrow
HomecombingHomecomingVacuuming and rakingMike Harcrow
MegadearthMegadeathWhat you find on supermarket shelves in socialist nationsMike Harcrow
StampedeStampedRunaway postal ratesEmile Ouellette
TomnipotentOmnipotentMale felines dominate.Carole Marantz
NeverlastingEverlastingTransitory periodsCarole Marantz
NutopiaUtopiaGreat place to live except if you are allergic to tree nuts.Carole Marantz
HypeocrisyHypocrisyThe cynical promotion of tawdry products, artists or values for opportunistic motives.Edward Deskur
MisfortunaMisfortuneCanned fishMike Harcrow
SnowfakeSnowflakeA person pretending to be an easily offended and entitled minimalist in the hope of getting some advantage out of it.Edward Deskur
LustpauseLuftpauseA short break in the music in which the performer takes time to think about other thingsMike Harcrow
SentimentoPentimentoOriginal feelings replaced by very different ones.Carole Marantz
TempastuousTempestuousFormer passionate relationship.Carole Marantz
BedlameBedlamResult of frequent conjugal activityCarole Marantz
PuntimentoPentimentoChange from the original version to another unique presentation.Carole Marantz
NundateInundate...but only furtively!Mike Harcrow
QuagmileQuagmireIt’s really only a couple hundred yards of marshland except when you’re walking in itMike Harcrow
PapertureAperture[1] A small but astonishingly painful opening in the skin caused by the edge of an envelope;
[2] what remains after using a hole-punch
Mike Harcrow
AfrogationAbrogationDiscontinuance of tightly-curled, poofy hairstylesMike Harcrow
JabrasionAbrasionA possible result of punches landed while boxingMike Harcrow
Chile con canneChile con carneWhen metal shards from the bean tin get into your Tex-Mex stewMike Harcrow
Punning gearRunning gearPen, paper, and a good knowledge of wordsMike Harcrow
MarshfallowMarshmallowUncultivated swamplandMike Harcrow
YurtleTurtleTemporary home for a tortoise while her shell is being repairedMike Harcrow
StamponTamponThe last thing you must do to the envelope before you mail in your electric billMike Harcrow
DentsityDensityThe amount of damage I allow the right front quarter panel on my ’98 Volvo to undergo before I shell out for repairMike Harcrow
KryptoneKryptonThe sound of a rare atmospheric gasMike Harcrow
FissuremanFisherman[1] A geologist specializing in canyons and other splits in the earth’s crustal layer;
[2] a proctologist;
[3] a cleavage looker
Mike Harcrow
PureekPuree[1] Unashamed fright;
[2] a genuinely nasty odor
Mike Harcrow
PertilizationFertilizationOne reason energy drinks are so popularMike Harcrow
PhotosinthesisPhotosynthesisScholarly writing on illicit photographyMike Harcrow
GalumpthingGalumphingThe JabberwockAnne DelCampo
EwphoniumEuphoniumA tenor tuba that is overdue for a cleaningMike Harcrow
PawchisiPachisiAncient Indian board game adapted for petsMike Harcrow
FangirlungFangirlingAn obsessed female’s ability to shout over the volume of the band (presumably to get the singer’s attention; not permissible at opera performances)Mike Harcrow
CartouchCartoucheAn auto detailer’s taskMike Harcrow
ChawmingCharmingA lady chewing tobaccoMike Harcrow
AptirudeAptirudeA seemingly cruel flurry of WPM submissions mocking the master’s typing skillsMike Harcrow
AptidudeAptitudeA capable guyMike Harcrow
LaptitudeAptitudeA good parental traitMike Harcrow
CreationaryReactionaryAutocratic misinformation techniques.Carole Marantz
PuntiffPontiffDoug L. WPM’s CEO CHEERS!!!Carole Marantz
La blabLablabGossipMike Harcrow
RestaurantourRestaurateurVisiting all the cafes in townMike Harcrow
VestorationRestorationRemaking a waistcoatMike Harcrow
GeriarcticGeriatricOld folks on iceMike Harcrow
PharaohmonesPheromonesHow an Egyptian king attracted the ladiesMike Harcrow
ShornetHornetA clean-shaven waspMike Harcrow
ForestrystForestryA secret meeting in the woodsMike Harcrow
ProtuberdanceProtuberanceThe party after the monetary prizes are awarded to inner-tube racersMike Harcrow
CapoodleCanoodlePuppy petting; cur cuddling; hound huggingMike Harcrow
ParissologyPerissologyWordsmithing in FranceMike Harcrow
BumfuzzieBumfuzzleA hobo who is overdue for a shaveMike Harcrow
DrywailDrywallWhen the tears are all gone but you’re still mourningMike Harcrow
ManipuristManicuristA manicurist who only uses free market, organic and sustainable nail care products.Michael Mastroianni
Rind-bogglingMind-bogglingEndless difficulty peeling an orangeEmile Ouellette
PoutmaneuverOutmaneuverEarly childhood tactic used to get what one wantsMike Harcrow
FlasikFlask + LasikEye surgery that enables one to better detect the presence of liquorMike Harcrow
LusteningListeningHearing an ulterior motive.Ruth Krause
ExternalEternalThe day after InfinityDoug Langmead
PurgeatoryPurgatoryHellish, seemingly eternal vomiting.Ruth Krause
ScarmongeringScaremongeringThe manifestation of a fear as a visible injury.Ruth Krause
HarmletHamletKing Claudius’s intentional malice towards his step - son and rightful heir to the Throne of Denmark.Ruth Krause
PleavageCleavageDiscrepancy between what the suspect and his lawyer wantMike Harcrow
BondhomieBonhomieStuck like glue on displaying good cheer.Ruth Krause
TruckulentTruculentAn angry lorry driver.Ruth Krause
FriendshitFriendshipWhen relationships go ape.Ruth Krause
KissmetKismetFate - sealed affection.Ruth Krause
CoveidCovidA disease causing folk to hibernate in small, dark places.Ruth Krause
HideologyIdeologyA system, often by a government, of deceit.Ruth Krause
ConeunctionConjunctionA serving of ice cream on a hot dayMike Harcrow
GlummeryFlummeryInsincere sadness; insincere empathy (regarding illness or tragedy)Mike Harcrow
MewsletterNewsletter[1] A regular report about life as a captive;
[2] the puss’s pamphlet
Mike Harcrow
HoreignerForeignerThe king’s promiscuous wifeMike Harcrow
PopscornPopcornThe attitude of self-proclaimed music connoiseurs in regard to most songs found on current and recent hit lists.Arild Tørum
NincomcoupNincompoopAn attempt by fools to overthrow a government.Shaun P Dunn
SexpatriateExpatriateYour choice!Carole Marantz
CelibrateCelibateAllow clergy to marryCarole Marantz
LierarchyHierarchyGroup arranged by rank for blatant liesCarole Marantz
PhilosoppyPhilosophyA rational study of sentimentalityMike Harcrow
Fezzo-sopranoMezzo-sopranoA Turkish vocalist who usually sings the highest partMike Harcrow
MathabaskanAthabaskanNative Alaskan accountantMike Harcrow
ManateEmanate...then womanate.Mike Harcrow
GumnasiumGymnasiumLocation of a bubble-blowing contestMike Harcrow
SopitivityPositivityNecessary property of a great paper towelMike Harcrow
PunderpantsUnderpantsA wordsmith’s skivviesMike Harcrow
KarmapKarmaGuide to getting what you deserveMike Harcrow
MusketeenMusketeerA young gun-toterMike Harcrow
BuzzarfBuzzardCanine vocalization when you are not welcome in his yardMike Harcrow
ApollogyApologyWhen the god of music and light seeks forgivenessMike Harcrow
ConhumdrumConundrumA rather dull riddleGeoff Williams
HallocatedAllocatedA new law that limits the number of times you can greet people in a certain time spanGeoff Williams
E-PublicansRepublicansPoliticians who drink onlineGeoff Williams
PrivyledgePriviledgeThe little shelf in the bathroom where you can keep spare toilet rolls and suchGeoff Williams
Sir VeillanceSurveillanceA knight at arms specially selected by King Arthur to make sure that the table is truly round. Legend has it that this emanated from the North Korean/United States peace discussion at Panmunjom where the matter of the shape of the table was of prime concern-although eminent historians have pointed out certain flaws with this due to dating discrepanciesGeoff Williams
RosemanyRosemaryAn especially prolific flower bushMike Harcrow
LovertureOvertureCourtshipMike Harcrow
BonutsBonusBeing paid peanuts - and then someDoug Langmead
AmaranthinAmaranthineCondition of one who never gains weightMike Harcrow
PundPondA pool of wordplayMike Harcrow
WoecakeHoecakeA flour loaf accidentally baked without sugarMike Harcrow
LaxiconLexiconA book of partial or incomplete referencesMike Harcrow
PerpetumatePerpetuateThat couple that always seems to be pregnantMike Harcrow
OptothorpeOctothorpeYou are given the choice to thorpe or lose your jobMike Harcrow
ButtrestButtressA chairMike Harcrow
PicycleBicycleA vehicle composed of 3.14159265359 wheels.Name Witheld
HeliotripeHeliotropeThe bluish part of the intestinesMike Harcrow
PuncilPencilThe preferred writing utensil of wordsmiths...although some use a ballpoint punMike Harcrow
Frying punFrying pan[1] Kitchenware for wordsmiths;
[2] where the tastiest wordplay is created
Mike Harcrow
PundemoniumPandemoniumWhat submissions from certain WPM contributors causeMike Harcrow
MechanicalfMechanical[1] A small bovine automaton;
[2] offspring of a mechanical bull
Mike Harcrow
PadlackPadlockNothing on which to writeMike Harcrow
PadlookPadlockAnticipating a launchMike Harcrow
FlagilityFragilityDone as easily as a banner in the breezeMike Harcrow
AnchormawAnchormanMouthpiece of the government or some even more nefarious entity who announces the newsMike Harcrow
KnobiceNoviceThe name you are called during the stupid phase when you were learning something newJane Eddinger
IntrigutIntrigueThe esophageal sphincterMike Harcrow
SurfriseSurpriseThe French fries you find at the bottom of the bag when you thought they were all goneJody Biesche
AboraphobicAgoraphobicFear of boredomCarole Marantz
TiderealSiderealRelating to high and low tidesCarole Marantz
ExtraplateExtrapolateNeeded for a dinner guestMike Harcrow
PalmaverPalaverMindless chatter about tropical treesMike Harcrow
BatholitheBatholithDexterity required for very narrow shower or tubMike Harcrow
VaccitationVaccinationA summons to appear in court due to refusing a mandatory vaccination.Edward Deskur
ClamityCalamityThe great mollusk disasterMike Harcrow
PlumderPlunderStolen stonefruitMike Harcrow
RuminhateRuminateLoathing something or someone while brooding over what one assumes is wrong with themEdward Deskur
MenlightenmentEnlightenmentThe rational solutions that men propose while shedding the light of reason on an as yet unsolved emotional dramaEdward Deskur
PunshineSunshineThe warm glow of wordplayMike Harcrow
PunhouseFunhouseA carnival or halloween attraction in which unwitting visitors are regaled (abused?) with excesses of wordplayMike Harcrow
Hamburger punHamburger bunPrecursor to the condiment puns we all relishMike Harcrow
PungleJungleThe dense floridity of additional meaningsMike Harcrow
PunbarrelGunbarrelWhat you’re looking down when you’re about to be the victim of wordplayMike Harcrow
HozoneOzoneWhere your lost socks end up when you wash them.Stephen Kaplan
MoistenorMoistenerA sweaty singerMike Harcrow
CalendarkCalendarNights of the weekMike Harcrow
MeadcamHeadcamVideo equipment in a fermentation tankMike Harcrow
CoperettaOperettaPolicemen who sing Gilbert and SullivanMike Harcrow
AdorkableAdorableA socially awkward person who is delightful and charmingGillian McIntosh
EpiphallicEpiphanicThe sudden realization that that which is erect can signify more than that which has been erected.Gillian McIntosh
PectacularSpectacularWell-defined chest musclesMike Harcrow
FlandestineClandestineA subversive puddingMike Harcrow
MuftilingualMultilingualA middle-eastern religious leader who speaks Maghrebi, Levantine, and other Arabic dialectsMike Harcrow
AntimacassabaAntimacassarDust cover for a winter melonMike Harcrow
AlmaniacAlmanac + LunaticA madman who publishes lunartic calendarsDoug Langmead
Beta boombersBaby boomersThose born after 1965 and who are well-vaccinated, well-educated, emotionally well-balanced as well as generally successful and culturally sophisticated.Edward Deskur
CobpostCompostDecaying organic matter consisting solely of the woody cores of maizeMike Harcrow
KronerfKroner + NerfA spongy Scandinavian coinMike Harcrow
ShillelaughShillelaghTo find a cudgeling funnyMike Harcrow
BeadlamBedlamWhen one spills all her tiny necklace spheres or breaks a necklace causing said spheres to scatterMike Harcrow
HodgelodgeHodgepodgeA cabin with too many additionsMike Harcrow
EntrampmentEntrapmentCorralling hobosMike Harcrow
Dark cagesDark agesEntrapment without illuminationMike Harcrow
SchistoryHistoryThe story behind the rocksMike Harcrow
PungilistPugilistOne involved in word sparMike Harcrow
TotalgiaOtalgiaWhen all family members have earaches in both earsMike Harcrow
TeenpeeTeepeeA high-schooler at a urinalMike Harcrow
BumpteenUmpteenThe number of times there is unintended physical contact in a subway car during rush hourMike Harcrow
VamouseVamooseTo run from rodentsMike Harcrow
PigguratZigguratPorcine pyramidMike Harcrow
Quick-twittedQuick-wittedMaking a hasty and embarassing comment due to not first thinking it throughEdward Deskur
DisscussionDiscussionAvoiding a genuine debate by denigrating your interlocutor.Edward Deskur
ConpetentCompetentVery capable at deception.Edward Deskur
SinculturationInculturationThe gradual acquisition of the wicked characteristics and norms of a culture or group by a person or another culture.Edward Deskur
WC-SawSee-SawA self-propelled, self-flushing toilet for two with fluctuating long drops and short dropsDoug Langmead
AsparagasAsparagusVeggie that causes gastric problems.Carole Marantz
LesotericEsotericFewer "experts" emergingCarole Marantz
StagmatizeStigmatizeProsecution of males who harass females on all levels.Carole Marantz
UdopiaUtopiaThe deceptive state of bliss emanating from a dopey idea.Edward Deskur
ClabbergClabberFrozen cottage cheese; buttermilk ice creamMike Harcrow
DitchionaryDictionaryLexicon in a roadside trenchMike Harcrow
SnakeskeinSnakeskinA reptile’s knitting prepMike Harcrow
Barking lotParking lot[1] A dog park;
[2] our neighbor’s chihuahua
Mike Harcrow
PermataFermata[1] Hold the note forever;
[2] a curly or wavy hold
Mike Harcrow
PunflingPurflingTo throw out wordplay as quickly as it comes to youMike Harcrow
Cotter punCotter pinWordplay designed to securely hold the attention of the disparate participants of WPMMike Harcrow
PungatoryPurgatoryWhere wordplay masters await JudgmentMike Harcrow
PuncleUncleThat one really quick male relative who makes everyone groanMike Harcrow
PunkoPinkoCommunist wordplayMike Harcrow
PuntaJuntaThe council on wordplayMike Harcrow
PuneiformCuneiformAncient wordplay in wedge-shaped fontMike Harcrow
PungeGungeWhen there is so much wordplay that you keep stepping in itMike Harcrow
PungusFungusWhen word jokes infest a gathering or mold a topic of conversationMike Harcrow
PundaPandaA black-and-white, bearlike mammal on open mic at the comedy clubMike Harcrow
PuntoonPontoonWordplay on watercraftMike Harcrow
PuncakesPancakesWordplay at breakfastMike Harcrow
PunochlePinochleA card game in which each hand must be accompanied by wordplayMike Harcrow
PuneventfulUneventfulProlific number of WPM words published.Carole Marantz
GobbledygoofGobbledygookSenseless verbiage riddled with grammatical and syntax errorsMike Harcrow
WarmhandFarmhandThe one with the glove on itMike Harcrow
WhirligipWhirligigA pyramid scheme, for exampleMike Harcrow
AnthroapologyAnthropologyA philosophy that justifies prioritizing human concerns and endeavors ahead of all other organisms on Earth, regardless of their deleterious effects to any or all of said organisms.Dave Burns
EuthinasiaEuthanasiaA collective name for teenagers in Asia who succumb to iPhone addiction.Ed Ott
DrooleryDrollerySt. Bernards, babies, and tuba players all have this problemMike Harcrow
FlattenyFlatteryOne’s expectations of a steam rollerMike Harcrow
GovernmeantGovernmentAny group of obfuscating elected representatives.Michele Finey
DisafterDisasterThe belated realisation that your actions have resulted in a catastrophe that was avoidable.Michele Finey
GoldrustGoldrushWell, if it does, it’s not gold!Mike Harcrow
PillowrightPillowfightMaker of head cushions for sleepingMike Harcrow
CaliflowerCauliflowerThe golden poppyMike Harcrow
DirigibletsDirigiblesInnards which are lighter than air; levitating sweetbreads, or flying tripeMike Harcrow
MaginaryImaginaryOf spells and potionsMike Harcrow
PlanktonePlanktonThe color of lumberMike Harcrow
UnspirationInspirationA person, event, or concept which provides no hope or motivation whatsoeverMike Harcrow
BashmentBasementHazingMike Harcrow
ThinkleTwinkleAura of one who pondersMike Harcrow
StarplightStarlightSupernova or burnoutMike Harcrow
RobberskateRollerskateGet-away transport when you don’t have a carMike Harcrow
CurbanizationUrbanizationAdding low cement barriers along the edges of all the streetMike Harcrow
BarnacudaBarracudaBony fish in a farm buildingMike Harcrow
FurlaughFurloughWhen you’ve been through so many threats of furlough, it’s now funny. (I’m a retired federal employee).Heather Taylor
SnarcolepsyNarcolepsyA chronic disorder characterized by an uncontrollable feeling of snarkiness and sudden attacks of snark.Christy Vermillion
LandscrapingLandscapingRaking on one end of the spectrum, strip mining on the other, bulldozing somewhere in betweenMike Harcrow
SinfluencerInfluencerA media activist who inspires naive followers to pursue goals that disconnect them from the natural dignity of human existence.Edward Deskur
VortaxVortexA vicious downward moral spiral induced by the annual tax returnStuart Nimmo
FartriloquismVentriloquismFartriloquism, or Fartriloquy, is an act of stagecraft in which a person creates the illusion that their fart is coming from elsewhere.Broc Montgomery
IncrudulousIncredulousYou can’t believe how cruddy things are.Michael Bechler
DemocrazyDemocracyThe way we practice governance in the USA these days.Michael Bechler
InsectiveInvectiveA tirade against insects.Michael Bechler
InvecticideInsecticideSomething you spray on tirades to kill them.Michael Bechler
ExpedateExpediteMeeting single strangers in timed speed roundsMike Harcrow
HastenerFastenerPerson or event which expedites some result, intentional or otherwiseMike Harcrow
DecimaleDecimalOne-tenth manMike Harcrow
DeckmateDecimateFellow nautical crewmanMike Harcrow
CorkuroyCorduroyA heavy, ribbed fabric made from recycled wine-bottle stoppersMike Harcrow
TonchalantNonchalantIncredibly, indisputably chalant; possessing 2000 lbs. of chalant; the measurable gravitas of chalantnessMike Harcrow
SemperamentTemperamentA steady, unfazed dispositionMike Harcrow
YokelfYokelA backwoods brownie; a pixie hickMike Harcrow
CantapultCatapultFailure to launch. Shoot blanks. A squib load.
[2] No need for a condom.
PJ Jablonski
SexpeditionExpeditionA journey for randy explorersRoderick Eime
ItinerareyItineraryA route seldom exploredRoderick Eime
PielotPilotAn aviator with a penchant for pastriesRoderick Eime
TrivestTrivetVest of three colorsCarole Marantz
PanderlustWanderlustThe drive to be a people-pleaserMike Harcrow
MailstromMaelstromWhen a postal delivery truck overturns in high windsMike Harcrow
IgnoramustIgnoramusOne’s drive to be stupidly unawareMike Harcrow
MossamerGossamerDescribing a thin, gauzy layer of lichensMike Harcrow
PoppyclockPoppycockAn untrustworthy timepieceMike Harcrow
FoebegoneWoebegoneA poor verbal defenseMike Harcrow
LollygarLollygagA lazy bonefishMike Harcrow
WhoppersnapperWhippersnapperOne who confronts liarsMike Harcrow
DecafitateDecapitateProcess whereby over-indulgent coffee users lose their heads due to the excess caffeine.Rich Roussin
CatrationCastrationLimits the number of felines that elderly women living alone can ownRich Roussin
GuitarpistGuitaristA rocker who only wants to perform in the rainMike Harcrow
CondoorCondorThe weak spot in your home or computer security systemMike Harcrow
KegpieKewpieA pudgy doll that gets drunk and goes streakingMike Harcrow
FestonedFestoonedThe ongoing state of many "flower children"Mike Harcrow
DipthongDiphthongThe most uncomfortable possible version of this unnecessary undergarmentMike Harcrow
BallstradeBalustradeA very delicate surgical procedure involving a human male and a male of any other speciesGeoff Williams
RhodomontageRhodomontadeA composite photograph of your best garden plantsGeoff Williams
ChariotableCharitableA race conducted in the Colosseum to raise funds to buy new lionsGeoff Williams
StrickenStrickerThe look on the faces of the many thousands who bet on Europe to beat USA in the Ryder CupGeoff Williams
FictionaryDictionaryA book with a list of words most commonly looked up in the dictionary while reading novels.Judi Gates
SteerileSterileThat bull for which you paid many thousands of dollars turns out to be a very poor investmentGeoff Williams
TipsyturvyTopsyturvyThe way a drunk person walksCraig Morris
WatisseriePatisserie[1] An Ethiopian bakery;
[2] a stew-filled pastry;
[3] bread sold in a Cambodian temple
Mike Harcrow
ShampionChampionWhen the cheater gets the prizeMike Harcrow
VetinueRetinueAn animal doctor’s assistantsMike Harcrow
PantygruelianPantagruelianA more positive outlook when one is clad in only his/her underwearMike Harcrow
LimpoonLampoonIneffective satireMike Harcrow
BulbusBulbousSpherically-shaped public transportMike Harcrow
NarwhatNarwhalQuestion posed by a tusked whaleMike Harcrow
MercanaryMercenary[1] A penguin;
[2] a brightly-colored bird with a rifle and a canteen
Mike Harcrow
DormercDormerA hired soldier in an atticMike Harcrow
CartilagCartilageWhen the pony goes faster than the wagonMike Harcrow
DungristleDisgruntleCreditor cartilageMike Harcrow
SphinxterSphincterThe area of study of an Egyptian proctologistBill Hamilton
MarsoupialMarsupialLike a kind of soup served on MarsBill Hamilton
NomecallingNamecallingAn incoming telephone communique from a town in AlaskaMike Harcrow
BobtatsBobcatsRobert’s body artMike Harcrow
IllgalIllegalA sick ladyMike Harcrow
AntimoneyAntimonyBitcoinsGeoff Williams
PharmacysPharmacyDrugstore in a major New York emporiumGeoff Williams
KharmaceuticalPharmaceuticalLSDGeoff Williams
ExkoriateExcoriateEscaping from North KoreaGeoff Williams
CoporificSoporificFalling asleep while a policeman drones on about some misdemeanor that he claims you have committedGeoff Williams
CircumtentCircumventIngenious ways to end up in a teepee.Carole Marantz
SlobophobiaGlobophobiaFear/dislike of slovenly unkempt personCarole Marantz
RagamuffRagamuffinTo botch your effort at traditional Indian melodyMike Harcrow
PouchsafeVouchsafeHurray! The baby kangaroo has completed its arduous journeyGeoff Williams
ZuruZuluA Samurai with an assegaiDoug Langmead
MimosaxMimosaA misguided crossbreeding effort to get a flowering tree to play jazzMike Harcrow
Humple PieHumble PieDeferential camel-quicheDoug Langmead
PithyphallicIthyphallicDescriptive of a gentleman who is both short and erectAnne DelCampo
InfinitesimalmInfinitesimalNot nearly enough material required to make a brickMike Harcrow
CauldroneCauldronA potion pot that stirs itselfMike Harcrow
BallistickBallistic(In baseball) when the bat flies with the ballMike Harcrow
AmoriaMoriaTired of loveAnne DelCampo
GazeboxGazeboA televisionMike Harcrow
MulligafawnyMulligatawnyBambi curryMike Harcrow
SlummoxLummoxA clumsy, uncultured fellow from the poor side of townMike Harcrow
GuffawnGuffawA boisterous bambiMike Harcrow
WafflegabBafflegabAttempting to talk with your mouth full of breakfast cakesMike Harcrow
VirtuosotVirtuosoA genius or prodigy, but only when sousedMike Harcrow
RigmarollRigmaroleA small bread loaf that is unduly complicated to produceMike Harcrow
JugglernautJuggernautAn overwhelming and unusually destructive sideshow actMike Harcrow
HullabaloofHullabalooA loud disturbance, the noise of which the disturbers are utterly unconcernedMike Harcrow
Vis0VisaMaxing out your cards in Tijuana and having to walk back to San Diego in shameh (see definition of shameh supplied by same author)Simon Wood
Cognotive DissuanceCognitive DissonanceJust not getting the subtleties of the mental discomfort that results from holding two conflicting beliefs, values, or attitudesSimon Wood
ShamehShameDoing something that would normally cause pangs of regret, but. MehSimon Wood
Green WishingGreen WashingHoping that all the recycling, hybrid car driving, led lighting and ESG support you do will really make a differenceSimon Wood
Wonke capitalismWoke capitalismCompanies signalling their support for progressive causes in order to maintain their influence in society, but failing badly.Simon Wood
ConstraptionContraptionHeld together by duct tapeMike Harcrow
CornographicPornographicFilmed or written descriptions of the maize harvestMike Harcrow
FetushFetishFanny fascinationAnne DelCampo
MoohickeyDoohickeyBruise on a cow’s neckMike Harcrow
DolldrumsDoldrumsBarbie’s trap setMike Harcrow
SlobstersLobstersThose folks who refuse to wear the little plastic bibs that seafood restaurants provideAnne DelCampo
SockdowagerSockdolager[1] A very large widow with means;
[2] to strike a very large widow with means;
[3] warm footwear for a very large widow with means who is bruised from being struck;
[4] to dress the feet of a very large widow with means who is bruised from being struck with warm footwear;
[5] anything whatsoever connected with or relating to aforesaid very large widow with means who has bruises but whose feet are warm
Mike Harcrow
QuarantesiaAmnesiaThe inability to remember anything due to the quarantine of the pandemic.Joan Grangenois-Thomas
OxyboronOxymoronAerated boraxMike Harcrow
BoxymoronOxymoronSelf-contradictory dunce in a wooden containerMike Harcrow
ChatamaranCatamaranA party of four engaging in two conversationsMike Harcrow
NundairyNondairyMilking and churning by cloistered ladies; those in the habit of this conventional workMike Harcrow
GentealGenteelA highly-cultured diving duckMike Harcrow
LouverseLouversPoem about slatted shuttersMike Harcrow
WarytonBarytonCare taken when performing on a small 6-stringed ’celloMike Harcrow
MalicianMagicianIllusionist whose assistant is actually sawn in twoMike Harcrow
HedgemonyHegemonyColonialist shrubberiesMike Harcrow
PreventualityEventuality + preventEfforts to avert that which is bound to happenMike Harcrow
Subs’oilSubsoilUsually in a second war movie where the heroic allies on the small minelayer prove they have sunk the evil Nazi U BoatGeoff Williams
RacketearingRacketeeringJewellery made to match a tennis braceletGeoff Williams
Portoise/TorpoisePorpoise/TortoiseThe varied results obtained from crossing a porpoise with a tortoise. Usually turns out to be a small heavy shelled playful amphibian that tends to sink rather easily leading to its extinctionGeoff Williams
CostumelyContumelyFully dressed and ready to go forth and insult someoneGeoff Williams
ConpolutedConvolutedComplicated ways to destroy the environmentCarole Marantz
HipsomaniacDipsomaniacImbibe from hip flaskCarole Marantz
MundanceMundaneWaltz, basic 2 stepCarole Marantz
HarcrownHarcrowKing of the Har-Hars - on this site :-)Emile Ouellette
DeCampoDelCampoAnn has left the building (again)Doug Langmead
LangmedLangmeadSedative advised for the judge of WPM Invitational 2021Anne DelCampo
LangheadLangmeadDoug’s dazzling domeAnne DelCampo
OuelletterOuelletteJunk mail from EmileMike Harcrow
HikeMikeTo raise the bar for heaping humorous sarcasm upon fellow punsters :-)Emile Ouellette
HarcrownHarcrow1. An honour bestowed annually on the person selected as the WPM man/woman of the year.
2. A Cockney corruption of the Ancient ( pre Euro) English word for a two shilling and sixpenny coin(Half a Crown )
Geoff Williams
FrigadierBrigadierA superlative iceboxMike Harcrow
VaudevillainVaudevillianGangsters with pithy banter, musical acts, and comedy routinesMike Harcrow
BestigialVestigialHalf the man I used to beJackin Yow
LeproseLeprosyAn infectious writing styleMike Harcrow
CurparksCarparksLeash hooksMike Harcrow
PuglistPugilistA roster of dogs available for adoption at various SPCA branches throughout the countryGeoff Williams
PunslingerGunslingerSomeone capable of hurling epithets and sobriquebats with equal facilityDoug Langmead
KincongruousIncongruousBlack sheep of a familyMike Harcrow
FlortillasFlotillas + tortillasThin, buoyant flour cakesMike Harcrow
TimberdineTimberlineArboreal cuisineMike Harcrow
MistacheMustacheFaint traces of hair above upper lipCarole Marantz
PreemitentPreeminentThe rumbling buildup that comes before the eruptionMike Harcrow
StupendourStupendousIncredible severity or sullennessMike Harcrow
PestsilencePestilenceThe calm before the plague of locustsGeoff Williams & Gillian Winter
CuranusUranusDoggy bumMike Harcrow
ShagzamShazamAn exclamation used to introduce extraordinary bedroom exploitsMike Harcrow
RipowsteRiposteA counter comment with extra punchMike Harcrow
PlowerfullyPowerfullyDescribing the potential of a corrupt government to overturn a nationMike Harcrow
OperambulentPerambulentOne’s ability to sing louder than a full orchestraMike Harcrow
CongastionCongestionAttempts to relieve nasal blockage which result in flatulenceMike Harcrow
HindulgenceIndulgenceGratification which goes against the tenets of a particular belief systemMike Harcrow
CandlestinkCandlestickThe problem with bad waxMike Harcrow
GloafGloatTo boast of one’s lazinessMike Harcrow
Rapier-m¢ch©Papier-m¢ch©A worthless short-swordMike Harcrow
MoisturdizerMoisturizerFresh fertilizerMike Harcrow
BonysuitBodysuitA skeleton costumeMike Harcrow
Frapp©lFrapp©The mess you leave when you fall from your climbing ropeMike Harcrow
FoundnessFondnessThe state of being either recovered or discoveredMike Harcrow
TaranutellaTarantellaThe wild, feverish dance performed as you open a new jar of chocolate-hazelnut spread...or when you’ve run outMike Harcrow
BotulispBotulismResult of a bad botox injectionMike Harcrow
OktoberpestOktoberfestAny of the critters that move into your home in anticipation of winterMike Harcrow
ConvacationConvocationA prisoner’s leaveMike Harcrow
ExfloratoryExploratoryWorking to determine ancient plant lifeMike Harcrow
CubeiformCuneiformAn ancient language that used little squares to form wordsGeoff Williams
DexploratoryExploratoryThumbing through card catalogues or wandering the stacksMike Harcrow
KlipperKipperA type of frozen fish that Ancient Phoenicians were reputed to have used to comb their hairGeoff Williams
WholidayHolidayA national day off celebrating someone we know nothing aboutMike Harcrow
DefunktDefunctFeeling betterMike Harcrow
ScarpityScarcityOne’s most immediate feeling when seeing healed woundsMike Harcrow
SilverwardSilverwareSenior-citizens floor at the hospitalMike Harcrow
PirankhaPiranhaA small, Nile River fish with extremely sharp teeth, alternatively revered and fearedMike Harcrow
JavalinsJavelinsCoffee injectionsMike Harcrow
PharisewPhariseeSeamstress for Jewish religious leadersMike Harcrow
VikinkViking[1] A wrinkled marauder;
[2] a specific bedroom roleplay
Mike Harcrow
ShotpotShotputA clay targetMike Harcrow
SpartacksSpartacusNails illegally placed in boxing glovesMike Harcrow
VolevaultPolevaultRodent jumpingMike Harcrow
BarfstoolBarstoolThe one no one sits in since "the incident"Mike Harcrow
WassageMassage or passageFormerly a fragrant shrubMike Harcrow
BegongingBelongingStriking a resonant metal plateMike Harcrow
SteeplechaiseSteeplechaseHurdles and water hazards run in a one-horse buggyMike Harcrow
KimosableKimosabeA weasel sidekick’s heroic partnerMike Harcrow
WanteriorAnteriorPalefaceMike Harcrow
DoghatcherDogcatcherA bitchMike Harcrow
OafmealOatmealLunk chowMike Harcrow
FasticateMasticateTo chew without eatingMike Harcrow
AttictudeAttitudePride in one’s under-roof storageMike Harcrow
AttidudeAttitudeA self-aggrandising guyMike Harcrow
PettinestPettinessTo dwell with inconsequential objects, attitudes, and activitiesMike Harcrow
EverishFeverishSomewhat eternalMike Harcrow
PestivityFestivityMosquitoes at your garden partyMike Harcrow
LipperySlipperyMouthing offMike Harcrow
TombinationCombinationBurialMike Harcrow
BananalityBanana + banality[1] Preventing particularity;
[2] bland buffoonery;
[3] fruit where fruit should not be
Mike Harcrow
ColongneCologneThe smell of hydrochloric acidMike Harcrow
ChangeblingChangelingJewelry options for a single outfitMike Harcrow
DispersonDispersionNot datpersonMike Harcrow
ArugalaArugulaA salad partyMike Harcrow
SiblimationSublimationThe act of bettering or disparaging a statement or achievement of a sibling.The intent is to make it disappear directly into vaporName Witheld
KinkyjouKinkajouAn Israelite with strange fetishesGeoff Williams
HeateronomyHeteronomyWarmth from an outside source; inability to generate one’s own warmthMike Harcrow
SycophankySycophancyA worthwhile snotragMike Harcrow
WornpipeHornpipeAn indicator of the need for plumbing repairsMike Harcrow
OkrautOkraMallow pod picklesMike Harcrow
FlowerbeadsFlowerbedsFloral blingMike Harcrow
TransatanicTransatlanticBeyond hellMike Harcrow
ScupidityCupidityTwisted avariceDoug Langmead
ScupidityStupidityPutting greed before happiness.Doug Langmead
PestimonyTestimonyAnnoying declarationsCarole Marantz
SipilantSibilantHissing sound from drinking with a straw.Carole Marantz
FantonymsAntonymsFanatical viewsCarole Marantz
MullinerMilliner[1] Maker of spice mead;
[2] one who considers things but doesn’t do them
Mike Harcrow
CordialleyCordiallyA not-unpleasant backstreetMike Harcrow
BunencumberedUnencumberedToo much bread on the sandwichMike Harcrow
EmancipastedEmancipatedUngluedMike Harcrow
PentacoastalPentecostalGlossolalia on the beachMike Harcrow
BanggustersGangbustersThe little plumes of smoke emitted from the muzzle of a gun or cannon immediately after a shot has been firedMike Harcrow
PollyphonicPolyphonicParrot pronunciationMike Harcrow
MizzeriaPizzeriaIndigestion after Italian foodMike Harcrow
FlimflameFlimflamFake fireMike Harcrow
PregipitationPrecipitationA swindler’s plansMike Harcrow
OrganumbOrganumThe sensation you get when listening to too much Gregorian chantMike Harcrow
FlurchFlirtA lunging attempt at flirting, usually by someone who is drunkVeronica Merriman
ComedyeComedyFunny colorantsDoug Langmead
PoodlebugDoodlebugAn insect with a scaly exoskeleton, long pincers, and round tufts of hair on its anklesMike Harcrow
PhenomanonPhenomenonAn occurrence that will arrive presentlyAnne DelCampo
HogemonyHegemonyA celebration of Scottish world domination. All those not wearing a kilt were kilt.Doug Langmead
AcornucopiaCornucopiaWhat you get when you plant a great many oak treesAnne DelCampo
RectumtudeRectitudeRump rightnessMike Harcrow
GunfurlUnfurlResponse of an inflatable rifle or pistol when air pressure is introduced internallyMike Harcrow
CapletCapuletDuring the long running feud between the Montagues and the Capulets it was standard practice for the losing side to take a pocketful of nerve pills into battleGeoff Williams
BrestsellerBestsellerThe latest sensational book by Jackie CollinsGeoff Williams
BarbershipBarbershopHaircuts at seaMike Harcrow
ExquisitExquisiteA really pretty chairMike Harcrow
CircustryCircuitryAudition for a three-rings actMike Harcrow
TeethpickToothpickDoes all your choppers in one passEmile Ouellette
DenticeEnticeThe allure of a good orthodontistDoug Langmead
SexhumeExhumeResurrect a long buried love lifeAnne DelCampo
YoduelYodelThe annual alpine singing competitionAnne DelCampo
ToyletteToiletteMakeup that makes you look flushedDoug Langmead
ToyletToiletA crappy miniature play-thingDoug Langmead
ZonetZoneAn area of seven rhyming couplets or one iambic pentameterDoug Langmead
StewlStewA three-legged steaming turdDoug Langmead
PutteryPottery or buttery or putterThe act of looking busy while accomplishing very littleMike Harcrow
UmpiricalEmpiricalA referee’s reasoning for a decision or callMike Harcrow
SoapbotSoapboxA dishwashing automatonMike Harcrow
BloviatingeBloviatingOn the verge of a pompous diatribeMike Harcrow
GrimanceGrimaceAn unpromising courtshipMike Harcrow
UnderstoopUnderstood[1] To underestimate the height of a doorway;
[2] below the porch
Mike Harcrow
VentilaterVentilatorOrdering a large Latte from Starbucks for future deliveryGeoff Williams
ErroristTerroristA ham handed suicide bomber who sets off his device while trying to strap it onGeoff Williams
LlemmaLemma / PropositionA propo-spit-on that has taken on a life of its own.Doug Langmead
CustomesCustomsAutobiographies of border guardsGeoff Williams
BangstAngstFear of having a bomb dropped on youGeoff Williams
PlanksterPranksterA pirate captain who loves to play jokes on his crewGeoff Williams
E-QuarryEquerryA site for stone masons to check on the materials available at any timeGeoff Williams
BatticAtticSomething that’s dyed in the loftDoug Langmead
FoundnationFoundationAmerica, for oneMike Harcrow
MalagropismMalapropismInappropriate touchingCarole Marantz
"Tum"brageUmbrageAnti-acids for being offendedCarole Marantz
BrainwaspBrainwashThe annoying buzz in one’s headMike Harcrow
TruculendTruculentLoaning out one’s vitriolMike Harcrow
PunflappableUnflappableEnduring criticism for wordplayMike Harcrow
PensembleEnsembleA group of authors or sketch artistsMike Harcrow
ReeductionReeducation or reductionThe gradual disappearance of stalk plants from wetlandsMike Harcrow
VivacuousVivaciousA blondeMike Harcrow
GregarioesGregariousA convivial, ring-shaped cerealMike Harcrow
ApacityCapacityPrimate abilityMike Harcrow
FlawnFlan + lawnGrass custardMike Harcrow
KintestinesIntestinesOrgan sometimes shared by Siamese twinsMike Harcrow
CrumsyClumsyBeing unable to consume bread without strewing oneself and one’s surroundings with crumbs.Grayson Wrigley
CarivoreCarnivoreMetal and trash compactors at junk yards, specifically the one from The Brave Little Toaster.Grayson Wrigley
MailstormHailstormPostal truck accident in heavy windsMike Harcrow
SassafraySassafrasTo mouth off at or in a skirmish; a particularly lippy confrontationMike Harcrow
SaxofrasSassafras + saxophoneAn aromatic reed instrument that isn’t much good for either jazz or teaMike Harcrow
AccupantsOccupantsThe ability to walk into a mens tailor shop and pick a pair of trousers off the rack that fit instantly to perfectionGeoff Williams
GoosedstepGoosestepA trick played by Nazi soldiers on rookies while marching in their distinctive styleGeoff Williams
BathsphereBathysphereA globe shaped tablet of soap on a ropeGeoff Williams
HoppodromeHippodromeWhere rabbit races are heldMike Harcrow
DefineryRefineryWPM InvitationalMike Harcrow
DiscovertDiscoveryOn stake-out disguised as John TravoltaMike Harcrow
FudgetBudgetA budget that is hastily prepared and is based on incomplete information and guesstimates.Kim Wright
StewpeatStewmeatMarsh mushMike Harcrow
PicadunePicayuneA little sand hillMike Harcrow
DozenageCozenage[1] Pretending to be asleep;
[2] one short of twelve
Mike Harcrow
BamboozlexBamboozleDefinitions on WPM InvitationalMike Harcrow
WagnitudeMagnitudeThe broadest measurable swing of a dog’s tailMike Harcrow
FlatbeauFlambeauWhen her boyfriend was involved in a tragic steamroller accidentMike Harcrow
FistimuffsFisticuffsTerrible boxing skillsMike Harcrow
GamlogeGambogeOrange seats in mezzanine theater sectionCarole Marantz
MalseasanceMalfeasanceWrongful acts during specific times of the year.Carole Marantz
StewpStewSoup made from leftover stewKim Wright
MushlesMusclesWhat your muscles become when you don’t work outKim Wright
GoldmienGoldmineThe Midas TouchDoug Langmead
IntermittensIntermittentHand coverings for burialMike Harcrow
FlonceFlounceA single sashay stepMike Harcrow
WickitWicket[1] A small gate from IKEA;
[2] adding twine to a candle
Mike Harcrow
QuexoticQuixoticIrrationally alluringMike Harcrow
PhantasmagoricalfPhantasmagorical[1] A otherworldly bovine baby;
[2] when an apparition suddenly moos at you
Mike Harcrow
WaracleteParacleteA mercenaryMike Harcrow
Shanky-pankyHanky-pankyBlade playMike Harcrow
RefinneryRefineryReattachment surgery for fishMike Harcrow
DescendinkDescendingRunny print tintMike Harcrow
Bentatonic scalePentatonic scaleA musical sequence of notes so flexible that no one knows how many pitches it contains or how to create harmony from itMike Harcrow
Puntatonic scalePentatonic scaleThe one where you look at the key signature, close your eyes, and prayMike Harcrow
ScumScrumSixteen men, all in a heap - a collapsed scrumDoug Langmead
BetizenNetizenAddicted online gamblerCarole Marantz
SodiacZodiacOne addicted to drinking sodaCarole Marantz
TurdidTurgidA past poopMike Harcrow
GuidunceGuidanceA poor tour leaderMike Harcrow
PhilharmonicaPhilharmonicA concert mouth organMike Harcrow
PartnidgePartridgeA crossbred gnatMike Harcrow
ActeriaBacteriaThespian wannabesMike Harcrow
AsphynxiationAsphyxiation[1] A wildcat gasping for air;
[2] blasting the nose off a large cat statue in Giza
Mike Harcrow
BaristarBaristaExpert espresso pullerMike Harcrow
PsychiatrystPsychiatrist[1] When a therapist oversteps his/her professional boundaries;
[2] meetings with your imaginary lover
Mike Harcrow
TouelletteOuelletteA pre-packaged, pre-moistened tissue with which one may wash his hands of trifling abuses to his name...or of barbecue sauceMike Harcrow
EscarnotEscargotCounterfeit snailsCarole Marantz
NumbrageUmbrageOblivious to any and all affrontsCarole Marantz
VactoidsFactoidsMisinformation about Covid 19 vaccinesCarole Marantz
PalivateSalivateHang out with friendsCarole Marantz
TechaosTechnosYour typical IT Department boffin and his work resultsDoug Langmead
ChassismChassis + classismA biased categorization of undercarriagesMike Harcrow
AbdominableAbominable + abdominalDisgusting guts (one might say "disgutsting")Mike Harcrow
Shock absorbetsShock absorbers[1] Frozen suspension;
[2] an unexpected ice cream flavor
Mike Harcrow
LackagingPackagingPeter PanMike Harcrow
FlexographyLexographyDoing calisthenics while compiling a dictionaryMike Harcrow
SenaileSenileA very elderly gastropodGeoff Williams
RhiostatRheostatA device used in homes in a Brazilian city to control the temperatureGeoff Williams
YuccatanYucatanProtection against the hot Mexican sun achieved by siting in the shade of a large cactusGeoff Williams
PosthumousePosthumousEradicating a rodent you thought you had already eliminatedMary E. Quigley
SnubservientSubservientDisdainful deferenceMike Harcrow
ShowbroomShowroomThe sweeping tool you bring out only when you have guestsMike Harcrow
JambushAmbushA shrub of overripe berriesMike Harcrow
MushwhackBushwhackFood fight with mashed potatoes and oatmealMike Harcrow
RangstAngstMorning upset caused by the sounding of one’s alarmMike Harcrow
DishdainDisdainA universal hatred of cleaning up after a mealMike Harcrow
GintoleranceIntolerancePossessing a leather liverMike Harcrow
TooleranceToleranceThe ability to refrain from cursing and maniacal gyrations when you drop a hammer on your footMike Harcrow
PankingSpankingA master chefMike Harcrow
SlaplingSlapping + saplingA young tree that whacks you in the face as you trek through woodland undergrowthMike Harcrow
HorizontamHorizontalA poorly worn beretMike Harcrow
VocawularyVocabularyLanguage content of blackbird callsMike Harcrow
SinderellaCinderellaWhen the orphan girl is the bad oneMike Harcrow
WazzleDazzleFormer flashinessMike Harcrow
TrilliantBrilliantA flautist with a twitchy fingerMike Harcrow
LostentatiousOstentatiousFlamboyance on a desert islandMike Harcrow
SpeckiousSpeciousSpurious spotsMike Harcrow
HarcrowHarkenLots to caw about :-)Emile Ouellette
FuselagFuselageOne reason why Flights are delayedAnne DelCampo
PockstrapJockstrapA pimple braMike Harcrow
SaberdasheryHaberdasherySpecialty shop for cavalry, swashbucklers, and Star Wars charactersMike Harcrow
CapstoreCapstoneMillineryMike Harcrow
HercurialMercurialPerforming the twelve labors in an excessively animated and erratic mannerMike Harcrow
SpiciesSpecies + spicesGenera of aromaticsMike Harcrow
InteriorityInferiority + interiorThe virtues of being a hermitMike Harcrow
PolkadotePolkadotFolk-dance momMike Harcrow
PattailsCattailsWhat can get a guy slappedMike Harcrow
LashmobFlashmobModels backstageMike Harcrow
ForkibleForcibleAble to be eaten with flatware other than a spoonMike Harcrow
MingularitySingularityOne’s special ability to talk with everyone at a partyMike Harcrow
HarmoniceHarmonizeMugging on a skating rinkMike Harcrow
BlabbergastedFlabbergastedStunned by the incessant, mindless yap of your buddy’s new girlfriendMike Harcrow
PulberryMulberryBest way to acquire and taste fruitCarole Marantz
InsnubordinateInsubordinateScornful disobedienceCarole Marantz
SlotharioLotharioLazy seducer of womenCarole Marantz
NecariousNefariousThoughtful villainCarole Marantz
FrancphoneFrancophoneA cheap method of communication in France in the pre-Euro yearsGeoff Williams
MengenderEngenderMenGeoff Williams
GrandaryGranaryA wheat storage operation run by senior citizensGeoff Williams
SquandaryQuandaryWasting good opportunities to escape from a difficult situationGeoff Williams
MulltippleMultipleA warmed wine drink for winter timeGeoff Williams
TrophTrophyA gutter that can only hold a cupDoug Langmead
PitiabulePitiableA tiny, toothless terrier, more cow than bull, that wouldn’t harm a flyDoug Langmead
TraumatticTraumatic[1] The scary storage place above the top floor of a house;
[2] experiences had therein
Mike Harcrow
GurgatoryPurgatorySuffering one’s wattleMike Harcrow
ConscentrationConcentrationFocusing on a particular odorMike Harcrow
HexchequerExchequer[1] Storehouse of spells;
[2] one who reviews potions and incantations
Mike Harcrow
TangoneTangoPale againMike Harcrow
ChorehouseWhorehouseA barnMike Harcrow
PrigoryPrioryA nunnery for the self-righteousMike Harcrow
CoindexterPoindexterAn astute but dull bankerMike Harcrow
ChocolaterChocolatierThe candy bars you hide for another timeMike Harcrow
BrasilientResilientAn Ipanema tanMike Harcrow
WagicalMagicalDog’s show of devotionCarole Marantz
MegregiousEgregiousAppalling self absorptionCarole Marantz
TeuteredNeuteredReceived wisdom on a DIY vasectomy?Jackin Yow
IcariousVicariousA rapid loss of faith in the reliability of waxed wings when flying towards the sunDoug Langmead
PumpginPumpkinA liquor siphoning processMike Harcrow
ShearmintSpearmintCutting aromatic herbsMike Harcrow
A carpellaA capellaTo be performed without a certain very bony fishMike Harcrow
CuddlefishCuttlefishFinny, scaly, underwater lovebirdsMike Harcrow
BroulalaBrouhaha + oolalaWhen pretty girls fightMike Harcrow
FlackeringFlickeringThe progress of an altercationMike Harcrow
AuntedHauntedWhen a parent has many sistersMike Harcrow
ElephantinyElephantineA newborn pachyderm, comparativelyMike Harcrow
KillboardBillboardTrap door on a gallowsMike Harcrow
Tree-shirtTee-shirtBarkMike Harcrow
FrontmawFrontmanExceptionally yappy organizational representativeMike Harcrow
GlobtrotterGlobetrotterOne who stomps wine grapesMike Harcrow
GeightEightThe deportment of an octopus walking on tiptoesDoug Langmead
PolatePoliteThoughtfully tardyAnne DelCampo
AmunificenceMunificenceThe NRAA’s lavish generosity to lobbyistsAnne DelCampo
ComatoesComatoseIt’s what happens when you sit on your legs too longAnne DelCampo
TeuteredNeuteredReceived wisdom on a DIY vasectomy?JackinYOW
NicelandIcelandA large island full of lovely peopleGeoff Williams
BenignBeninAnother country full of nice peopleGeoff Williams
InadmassibilityInadmissibilityExcommunicatedGeoff Williams
PlacebusPlacebosSubstitute for usual motor coachCarole Marantz
ApostracyApostacyRaunchy renunciations.Carole Marantz
PregariousGregariousPsyching up prior to socializingCarole Marantz
JokenessWokenessInsensitive, demeaning "humor" about inequalitiesCarole Marantz
SquadroneSquadronA formation of robotic aircraftMike Harcrow
RefuselageFuselageA trashy chassisMike Harcrow
MinimalismaMinimalism + melismaUsing the same florid melodic figures repeatedly with little or no alterationMike Harcrow
RarallelismParallelismUnusual or unexpected equivalence; exceptional conformityMike Harcrow
OoflineRooflineTug-of-warMike Harcrow
ParagonyParagonA champion suffererMike Harcrow
SublingSibling[1] The non-dominant brother or sister;
[2] paste jewelry
Mike Harcrow
UnpalacableUnpalatableQueen Elizabeth determines that Prince Andrew has overstepped the boundaries of royal conduct and bans him from Buckingham PalaceGeoff Williams
AbsteamiousAbstemiousDeciding never to use Turkish Baths againGeoff Williams
RefringeratorRefrigeratorA new process for re-growing lost hair wherein one places ones head in a refrigerator for lengthy periodsGeoff Williams
ConvacationConvocationParoleGeoff Williams
StyrupSyrupSticky stuff used by horsemen to stop their feet from sliding out of those things that hang down from the saddleGeoff Williams
CastgateCastigateBack entrance to the theatreGeoff Williams
RapouzelRapunzelScoop DoggMike Harcrow
PainslakingPainstakingPoorly-made cactus coolerMike Harcrow
CrockodileCrocodileA porcelain lizardMike Harcrow
ChementCementTest-tube concreteDoug Langmead
Marching blandMarching bandUninteresting musical unit in a parade or half-time showMike Harcrow
ShowhornShoehornUsually a saxophone or a trumpetMike Harcrow
ConfluenzaConfluence + InfluenzaWhen two or more viral strains mergeMike Harcrow
FloccidentalOccidentalHairy EuropeansMike Harcrow
LimperiousImperiousAttitude of a haughty hobblerMike Harcrow
SpughettiSpaghettiPasta for flat-face dog breedsMike Harcrow
ConeformityConformityBrass-instrument bell builder standards and practicesMike Harcrow
Hurdy-curdyHurdy-gurdyA medieval wheel-driven harmonic instrument which simultaneously churns butterMike Harcrow
NexercisingExercisingGiraffe workoutEmile Ouellette
SkuatterSquatterA dumpy albatrossDoug Langmead
PantonymsAntonymsShortness of breath syndrome.Carole Marantz
RhetoxicRhetoricHateful talk!Carole Marantz
ShyperboleHyperboleLess inclined to make exaggerated claims.Carole Marantz
DuskersBuskersStreet entertainers enjoying the period prior to day end.Carole Marantz
ImpertubableImperturbableA confident bass brass musicianMike Harcrow
HoardwalkBoardwalkThe careful mincing through one’s collection-crowded homeMike Harcrow
ScramptiousScrumptiousA stolen pieMike Harcrow
AcademiceAcademicRodents in college wallsMike Harcrow
CounterintelligentsCounterintelligenceSmart guys at the barMike Harcrow
InstanityInsanityA state of constant readinessMike Harcrow
WheresyHeresyClaims that opposing opinions never existed.Carole Marantz
ZoomsdayDoomsdayGlee on accessing business meetings, funeral memorials, family events, classroom learning via your computer, tablet or cell phone.Carole Marantz
BarboretumArboretumUpscale name for barber school.Carole Marantz
CantonymsAntonymsThose who see "glasses half empty".Carole Marantz
BuofancyBuoyancyFloating with panacheMike Harcrow
ElocautionaryElocutionaryReading disaster warnings with characterMike Harcrow
LectionairyLectionaryLight liturgical readingsMike Harcrow
LionedLinedA tiger of a different stripeDoug Langmead
AperitiffAperitifWhat precedes make-up sexMike Harcrow
CorobberatorCorroboratorA thief’s alibiMike Harcrow
SisproportionatelyDisproportionatelyWhen one’s female sibling gets all the good stuffMike Harcrow
CounterfitCounterfeitBehavior of a toddler in a supermarket
[see also aislefit, dairyfit, delifit, and frozenfoodsectionfit]
Mike Harcrow
InstanityInsanityA state of constant readinessMike Harcrow
HunanitarianHumanitarianA Chinese philanthropistMike Harcrow
HobsnailHobnailStudded escargotMike Harcrow
CrumpleadCrumpledTo beg from a fetal positionMike Harcrow
O’stentatiousOstentatiousAn overdressed IrishmanGeoff Williams
VendetteVendettaA nominal or insignificant grudgeMike Harcrow
BitterflyButterflyAn annoying insect with a vendettaMike Harcrow
PicklintPicklingA common cause of unravelingMike Harcrow
XerograppaXerographyProvincial brandy produced on a copy machineMike Harcrow
FrenchantTrenchantFourmiGeoff Williams
ScrewbillScrewballPayment for an orgyGeoff Williams
DisinfactingDisinfectingThe process of embarrassing or politically incorrect information from the public record.

Stating the opposite of the facts.

The Black experience in the USA is being disinfacted.

Synonym ’ - See; lie.
Mark Fischer
ScraptScriptA rejected scenario for a movieGeoff Williams
MailcontentMalcontentSteaming open your neighbour’s mail before returning it to his mailboxGeoff Williams
MarsoupialMarsupialBisque de KangarooGeoff Williams
BlatauntBlatantNo attempt whatsoever to couch mockery in compliments, humor, or sarcasmMike Harcrow
SolipshodSlipshodBelieving that one’s shoes are the only real footwear in existence.Daniel Walton
PompadoorPompadourA large, decorative molding over an entryway in the form of a wave or a scrollMike Harcrow
PrigateFrigateA self-righteous cruiserMike Harcrow
CoramorantCormorantA seabird’s love interestMike Harcrow
PontiffinPontiffA papal snackMike Harcrow
ShotgumShotgunOral propulsion of one’s chicleMike Harcrow
PuffycatPussycat[1] An overfed feline;
[2] a cat in the dryer
Mike Harcrow
SphericalmSphericalHow one feels when he finally hears the cosmic musicMike Harcrow
PuncturationPunctuationPeriods and other grammatical separation markers pressed overly heavily into the page by the writerMike Harcrow
ConvacculationsCongratulationsHad both doses!Lorien
JaritoneBaritoneMale voice part of one who can’t carry a tune in a containerMike Harcrow
ElementarryElementary[1] Failing one or more grades in grammar school;
[2] how upstate New Yorkers pronounce "elementary"
Mike Harcrow
PolyglopPolyglotSpeaking several languages but unable to keep them separatedMike Harcrow
PollyglotPolyglotA multi-lingual parrotMike Harcrow
NecktureenNectarineNape stewMike Harcrow
ExemplumpExemplumA fine fat oneMike Harcrow
SewebSewerSpider in the pipesMike Harcrow
TroubleshouterTroubleshooterA watchmanMike Harcrow
RantonymsAntonymsDenials, complaints,expletives!!Carole Marantz
VerbivoreHerbivoreAction word user.Carole Marantz
FournamentsTournamentsQuartets’ competitions.Carole Marantz
BermatologyDermatologyStudy of barriers, natural and manmade.Carole Marantz
LabnormalityAbnormalityAn experiment gone wrongMike Harcrow
BankzaiBanzaiThe battle cry of tellersMike Harcrow
ParchivalArchivalPertaining to a dry, dusty libraryMike Harcrow
CastroenteritisGastroenteritisHow Cubans sufferMike Harcrow
ChampacneChampagneEffervescent pimplesMike Harcrow
PicadillPicadilloA version of a traditional Spanish stew containing brined cucumbersMike Harcrow
PalamityCalamityAttitude towards one’s BFFMike Harcrow
SporkySpookySpirit swine; pork poltergeist; banshee baconMike Harcrow
IllogicalmIllogicalAbility to maintain one’s composure even though events are contrary to reasonMike Harcrow
Gas de deuxPas de deuxWhen both ballerina and danseur had burritos before the performanceMike Harcrow
BurlapelBurlapA coarse collarMike Harcrow
DrakenKrakenGiant mythological duck that is the supposed source of whirlpools in civic pondsMike Harcrow
KarawokeKaraokeActivist sing-along tracksMike Harcrow
GargantunaGargantuan"The Tuna That Ate Jaws"Mike Harcrow
BonafireBona fide + bonfireHellMike Harcrow
SemigreÉmigréSomeone who would as soon be somewhere else as breathe. An aspiring self-exhile.Doug Langmead
HorridorCorridorUnsafe passageDoug Langmead
BeanefitBenefitThe melodious quality of the “musical fruit.Anne DelCampo
GambaldosGambadosStirrups or leggings for the hairlessMike Harcrow
PacifryPacifyTo cook chicken in oil as a peace offering to an upset spouseMike Harcrow
GlassificationClassificationHeating silicaMike Harcrow
MustarkMustardTwelfth letter of the Greek alphabet sans serifMike Harcrow
MeteoroptogistMeteorologistWhether manMike Harcrow
RaspbennyRaspberryFruit-flavored amphetamineMike Harcrow
CastlegCastleThe broken limb, after plasterMike Harcrow
TechpologyTechnologyAI Error - 404 - No Knowledge available - Please Teach Me Pleeeeeease!
Human - apologies for any technological glitches resulting from the lack of knowledge acquired to perform required AI tasks
The Lateralist
JournapJournalDaily dozeMike Harcrow
SheologyTheologyFeminist religious studiesMike Harcrow
LaylightDaylightA lamp on the nightstandMike Harcrow
BarbelleBarbellA debutante with her first cocktailMike Harcrow
StupefryStupefyMindless kitchen work at fast-food jointsMike Harcrow
RheumyrRheumyEye-watering gossipDoug Langmead
ClochetCrochetA knitted hatMike Harcrow
IgmoreIgnoreWhen your spouse’s silent treatment goes longer than normalMike Harcrow
GrinationUrinationA smiley peopleMike Harcrow
CindergartenKindergartenThe first level of education for aspiring firefightersDaniel Walton
RidicureRidiculeLaughter used as the best medicineDaniel Walton
PlatinumbPlatinumA condition suffered by wait persons who grip the dishes too hard when serving customers-causing a loss of feeling in the hand and the subsequent dropping of the plate.Geoff Williams
Dipso FactoIpso FactoAcknowledging ones alcoholism by attending AA meetingsGeoff Williams
LegatureLigatureA politician who is tied to his/her workGeoff Williams
AtomobileAutomobileTransportation around molecules and compoundsEmile Ouellette
VextileTextileA very itchy or otherwise uncomfortable article of clothing, such as a wool turtleneck.Laura Walton
HydropornicHydroponicOf or similar to erotic media involving a swimming poolDaniel Walton
MatrimorialMatrimonialThe celebration of one’s wedding anniversaryDaniel Walton
MoshroomMUshroomA punk rock performance venueDaniel Walton
TrespastingTrespassingThe act of gluing promotional flyers on forbidden surfacesDaniel Walton
GubernatorialeGubernatorialThe celebratory beer traditionally served to winners of statewide political officeDaniel Walton
PratitudeGratitudeGoing on and on about how thankful you areMike Harcrow
MacacasMaracasA pair of poop rattlesMike Harcrow
SignaturfSignatureA designer lawnMike Harcrow
TributartTributarySide-streetwalkerMike Harcrow
RefleshingRefreshingFilleting the filletMike Harcrow
BeditorializeEditorializeHighly-opinionated pillow talkMike Harcrow
ScreeshotScreenshotUsing a rockslide to launch oneself back down the mountainMike Harcrow
RocketchipRocketship[1] Bits of a spaceship’s heat shield;
[2] a crack in the windshield of a spaceship
Mike Harcrow
BarblingBabblingA tiny thornMike Harcrow
DiviniteDivinityUnderling or trainee at a monasteryMike Harcrow
AmadonAmazonA large, aggressive manMike Harcrow
OffeartoryOffertoryA contribution to the collection plate in a Catholic Mass made out of a worry of going to HellDaniel Walton
BiclameralBicameralHaving, consisting of, or based on two distinct types of shellfishDaniel Walton
PolycamorousPolyamorousThe condition of owning too many picture-taking devicesDaniel Walton
HindslightHindsightAn excellent insult one thinks of after an argumentDaniel Walton
ConsfirmationConfirmationA physical exercise program for prisoners.Sue Ann Connaughton
SobpoenaedSubpoenaedTearful testimonyCarole Marantz
TantasticFantasticSun worshiperCarole Marantz
MultiflyMultiplySeveral flight connectionsCarole Marantz
SwappySwampyFrench kissingMike Harcrow
SuperheronSuperheroA bittern with a capeMike Harcrow
PermatozoaSpermatozoaGamete with a nice curlMike Harcrow
RiverbredRiverbedHow many freshwater creatures come to beMike Harcrow
HersuasivenessPersuasivenessA wife’s prerogativeMike Harcrow
DermanencePermanenceThe state of having skinMike Harcrow
InconclusnivelyInconclusivelyUncertain if someone is whining or notMike Harcrow
AdenturerAdventurerA specialist in false teethMike Harcrow
GrassayGrassyExamination of a lawnMike Harcrow
NegligeezerNegligeeAn old cross-dresser in a light, sheer gownMike Harcrow
NegligeekNegligeeA nerdy nightieMike Harcrow
PleistoscenePleistoceneA museum diorama depicting an ice-age eventMike Harcrow
ScreentriterScreenwriterDescriptive of most current sitcoms whose scripts are generally rewrites from the days of early televisionMike Harcrow
EnematographerCinematographerOne of the more undesirable jobs as a cameramanMike Harcrow
DoormancyDormancyOne’s tenure as an attendant for the entrance of a buildingMike Harcrow
BarmodeBarcodeHeaded to happy hourMike Harcrow
PhonytailPonytailHair extensionsMike Harcrow
BaahBaa + aahBleating open-mouthedMike Harcrow
HybridesHebridesThe mixed and merry cultures found on the islands off ScotlandAnne DelCampo
BackaratBaccaratA gang member standing up for a buddy who is a police informerGeoff Williams
CampositionCompositionThe best place to pitch your tentGeoff Williams
CanoeodlingCanoeingMaking out in a small watercraftGeoff Williams
DrumbfoundedDumbfoundedThe title of the autobiography oh Aloysius Tympany who invented the first drum and his reaction to the furore it caused on publicationGeoff Williams
ParaslidingParaglidingIce skating with aerial aidMike Harcrow
SockwetSocketA cause of foot fungusMike Harcrow
AluminusAluminumAn alloy without aluminumMike Harcrow
ScourageousCourageousA really great cleaning serviceMike Harcrow
DisembowlDisembowelTo eat all the cerealMike Harcrow
BrangersBangers[1] Mercenaries for the Texas mounted police;
[2] bearers of gifts in the American deep south
Mike Harcrow
ShemistChemistThe hairspray fog that lingers in the bathroom when your wife is finally ready to goMike Harcrow
Old-diggerGold-diggerAn aged minerMike Harcrow
BarleaBarleyThe field behind the tavernMike Harcrow
OffervescentEffervescentA really good dealMike Harcrow
FlippertygibletFlippertygibbetA new way of cooking turkey innardsGeoff Williams
SkullbuggerySkullduggeryA curious sexual proclivityAnne DelCampo
BosculationOsculationHoning your kissing technique by smooching a pearAnne DelCampo
HerringbaneHerringbonePlaidsAnne DelCampo
DinimizeMinimizeReduce noiseCarole Marantz
InsagnificantInsignificantAged person looking less "droopy".Carole Marantz
TankruptcyBankruptcyTotal financial demise !!!!Carole Marantz
Wars of the DosesWars of the RosesAn uncivil series of skirmishes where the Roundheads insist on being Cavalier and only the unvaccinated dieDoug Langmead
CandalsVandalsA Germanic tribe who were at one time associated with the Romans, It is thought that their partnership may have originated the term Roman Candals and this was later corrupted to read "Roman Candles" which were used to celebrate victories.
An alternate theory links them to the Sandals Resorts but this has been virtually disproved by archaeologists,
Geoff Williams
WrentWrenFamous British architect and builder invents a new way to get money from leasing out his buildingsGeoff Williams
ConknivingConnivingSerious incident in Folsom PrisonGeoff Williams
HappopotamusHippopotamusA large aquatic mammal that spends much of its time grinningGeoff Williams
ClovidCovidA virulent disease that attacks deerGeoff Williams
InsuracneInsuranceThe guarantee that you’ll get a zit before a first dateMike Harcrow
MojogamyMonogamyThe attraction of one who is marriedMike Harcrow
LesolutionResolutionProper voice-leading from the lowered 6th scale degree to the fifth scale degreeMike Harcrow
AcknotledgementAcknowledgementTo agree or promise with your fingers crossed behind your backMike Harcrow
DupplicateSupplicate / duplicateTo ask twiceMike Harcrow
MortarbardMortarboardA singing masonMike Harcrow
WalrushWalrus[1] The race among giant tusked seals to find a mate;
[2] results of a blue-light special at America’s largest brick-and-mortar retailer
Mike Harcrow
TertiaraTertiaryRunner-up to the runner-up in a beauty contestMike Harcrow
O’LympianOlympianAn Irish Olympic runner who pulled a muscle and dropped out of his raceGeoff Williams
SlynxLynxA carnivore that tracks its prey by sliding on its stomach very slowlyGeoff Williams
RhonocerosRhinocerosThis large mammal surprises people by resurfacing in a European riverGeoff Williams
HurtledoveTurtledoveAn unlikely bird sets a new world record for the speed of its dive.Geoff Williams
VigilatteVigilanteOn the lookout for good coffeeMike Harcrow
ClarinettrystClarinettistA secret meeting of single-reed playersMike Harcrow
CrinklexCrinkleA reference book with scrunched or wadded pagesMike Harcrow
TakiniTahiniSkimpy swimwear made of sesame leavesMike Harcrow
CacaroonMacaroonA meringue cookie with suspect contentsMike Harcrow
GingerbreedGingerbreadA family of red-headsMike Harcrow
BufferscotchButterscotchA muscular guy in a kiltMike Harcrow
BombermBomberEarthen missile defenseMike Harcrow
BluesteryBlusterySad and talking too much about itMike Harcrow
RushiansRussiansSoviet sprintersDoug Langmead
FournicationFornicationMenage a quatreGeoff Williams
ParentthesisParenthesisGetting your doctorate while you are looking after the babyGeoff Williams
FlornicationFornicationWhen the legs on the bed have brokenGeoff Williams
SinaciousMinaciousThreatening evil.Carole Marantz
PuniqueUniqueGifted PunsterCarole Marantz
BereevementBereavementBorn to be the leader of a small town councilGeoff Williams
DisavowelDisavowalAnd Dataconsonant as Vanna White says on Wheel of FortuineGeoff Williams
PorquemadaTorquemadaA leader of the Spanish Inquisition after he has fallen off his dietGeoff Williams
TerrifriedTerrifiedFear of execution in the electric chairGeoff Williams
PunktuationPunctuationThe word for that group of typed characters that are substituted for swear words in copy.Faye Kennedy
LioniyseLioniseThe look you get when you can’t live up to your reputationDoug Langmead
TonundrumConundrumGreat number of serious problemsCarole Marantz
FlaturnalFraternalBelief that Earth is flatCarole Marantz
DecrassifiedDeclassifiedFormerly considered vulgar but made mainstream over timeMike Harcrow
CameramadanCameramanFilm record of self-denialMike Harcrow
ElusieveElusiveA misplaced or ineffective strainerMike Harcrow
CodpinceCodpiece[1] Jockstrap a size too small;
[2] a zipper mishap
Mike Harcrow
SuperioriteSuperiority[1] The very best ceremonial observance and practice;
[2] one who really is just better than you are and tells everyone all about it
Mike Harcrow
CondemnityCondemn + indemnityCompensation for accidentally demolishing the wrong addressMike Harcrow
JuriesprudenceJurisprudenceA young lady who is available for long serving juries and takes care of all their needsGeoff Williams
WickedkeeperWicketkeeperA nasty man with big pads on his shins and large gloves on his hands who stands behind a group of sticks in the middle of a big fieldGeoff Williams
OrgyanizingOrganizingThrowing the hottest party in townGeoff Williams
OrgangeOrangeA wild party in AmsterdamGeoff Williams
DepartyingDepartingStaggering home after a long night of boozingGeoff Williams
UmpairedImpairedA one legged refereeGeoff Williams
ForansicsForensicsThe amount of money in Old English ( four and six = four shillings and sixpence) currency that you would have to pay to get a set of fingerprints at New Scotland YardGeoff Williams
CamproundCampgroundTents in a circleMike Harcrow
OoccurrenceOccurrenceA window-shopping tripMike Harcrow
BankisterBanisterBrass railing separating you and the teller (these days, it’s a sheet of plexiglass)Mike Harcrow
FurlungFurlongThe source of hairballsMike Harcrow
Toilet waferToilet waterAn upscale urinal cakeMike Harcrow
StubmarineSubmarineA very short undersea boatMike Harcrow
WestuaryEstuaryInlet on the opposite sideMike Harcrow
BayourBayouNot my swampMike Harcrow
RutabaaRutabagaA turnip shaped like a sheepMike Harcrow
EscargoEscargotA shipment of snailsMike Harcrow
SplenectummySplenectomyRemoval of both organsEmile Ouellette
CyanicCynicA cynic with the bluesThe Lateralist
BumlionBullionA great cat with a limpMike Harcrow
ZroomRoomA 21st century place and means of communicationRuth Krause
DurabbleDurableLong-lasting mobMike Harcrow
BarnetCarnetCross-border transport document for farm animalsMike Harcrow
TranscontinentaxTranscontinentalV.A.T. often paid at foreign airportsMike Harcrow
EmcedeEmceeA resigned hostMike Harcrow
CavationVacationSpelunking tripMike Harcrow
KickboxlingKickboxingA martial artist in trainingMike Harcrow
LawnsuitLawsuitSummer wardrobeMike Harcrow
FishiermanFishermanOne more suspect than anotherMike Harcrow
UnfactsinatedUnvaccinatedThe state of refusal to believe science can save your lifeSteve Cozzetto
PhotobiaPhoto + PhobiaFear of or aversion to having your picture takenFaye Kennedy
EsotericaEsoteric[1] Collection of arcane literature;
[2] heady porn
Mike Harcrow
MaskupialMarsupialA covid-19 compliant member of societyThe Lateralist
Sinagog/ueSynagogueEyebrow - raising behaviour in a templeRuth Krause
SackrilegeSacrilegeThe plunder and destruction of a temple.Ruth Krause
PlutonicPlatonicExtra-terrestial loveRuth Krause
UnardornedUnadornedPlainly lovelessDoug Langmead)
FeetotalerTeetotalerAvoids toll roadsCarole Marantz
ContiptionConniptionFracas over low or no gratuity.Carole Marantz
MompetentCompetentMother Knows BestCarole Marantz
SundamentalFundamentalSun, the essence of LifeCarole Marantz
PlatoedipusPlato + OedipusA duck-billed philosopherDoug Langmead
MoxymoronOxymoronYou need it to be it and have it!!Carole Marantz
KeybroadKeyboardOversized typewriterCarole Marantz
BienevolentBenevolentA kind French welcomeRuth Krause
Non sequatursNon sequiturs1] Lines of longitude
2] Scissors
Doug Langmead
BoronicMoronicIncredible dullnessCarole Marantz
DresecrateDesecrateOutlandish attireCarole Marantz
DataractCataractInformation procedureCarole Marantz
SpatireSatireVexed by constant argumentsCarole Marantz
PolarelationPolarizationBuzz common to polar bears, penguins and EskimosEmile Ouellette
CapraphagyCopraphagyCannibalizing a famous movie directorGeoff Williams
FasthidiousFastidiousAn ugly sprinterGeoff Williams
CyclipsCyclopsBands to wrap around the pant legs of a one eyed cyclistGeoff Williams
ChorgiCorgiA small working dogDoug Langmead
ApropoisAproposJust like a dolphinDoug Langmead
DumbhoundedDumbfoundedPerplexed by dogsCarole Marantz
DiacolicDiabolicTough infant illnessCarole Marantz
CutationMutationAdorable anomalyCarole Marantz
MobesityObesityOverweight "wise guys"Carole Marantz
OoferRooferA disaster magnetMike Harcrow
SunemploymentUnemploymentTravel, vacation jobsCarole Marantz
TartelliniTortellini"Ladies of the night" favorite pastaCarole Marantz
MarchiveArchiveRecalling high school marching band!Carole Marantz
EmptyreanEmpyreanShow up at the Pearly Gates and nobody’s homeAnne DelCampo
MagnunMagnumA convent’s daily wine allocationAnne DelCampo
DechidingDecidingDetermining a course of action after due consultation with your loving partnerDoug Langmead
ManromaAromaThe scent, used to determine if a garment is suitable for wearing again before laundry day.Wayne Price
EscatologyEschatologyThe doctrine of last poopsAlan Phillips
NanyetteNanetteA revival of the Broadway musical performed in the Russian languageWayne Price
SportadicSporadicA rabid fanGeoff Williams
BoogjyGoogly*A cricket player who moonlights by playing jazz piano. (*Googly is a type of pitch -known as a ball in the game of cricket)Geoff Williams
PelitonitisPeritonitisA severe neural disease caused by cycling with a large group at high speeds up and down mountainsGeoff Williams
AntiquaAntiguaHunting for hidden objects of great value on a small Caribbean IsleGeoff Williams
WherewolfWerewolfLittle Red Riding Hood’s desperate queryAnne DelCampo
RejointerRejoinderReefer reparteeAnne DelCampo
AgenteelGenteel"The name’s Bond, James Bond".Anne DelCampo
HupHopA one-legged jompDoug Langmead
OglyUgly(adj.) When something is so hideous you can’t stop looking at it.Jessica Thompson
HypoteruseHypotenuseTelling your friends the shortest route between two places is actually the longest route with no right turns.Therese Yglesias
MellennialsMilinealAnyone born between 1980-2000 that is so civic-minded they’re not reproducing like their parents realizing the only pronoun needed in post-climate change anywhere will be "Me".Therese Yglesias
French boorsFrench doorsContradictory terminology;-)Emile Ouellette
FerventlyeFerventlyAn enthusiasm for skin-ripping soapKerfuffle
CerfuffleKerfuffleA commotion due to restricted/prohibitive movement, especially during a lockdownBishwarup Pramanik
BulletinyBulletinA 2mm KolibriMike Harcrow
WineyardVineyardA heurigerMike Harcrow
CucumbergCucumberThe one closest to the freezer boxMike Harcrow
BarbleBurbleThe flow of speech in proportion to the flow of alcoholMike Harcrow
GoolagGulagThe rate at which viscous materials fall behind in their movementsMike Harcrow
XysmapXysmaDirections to a sewage treatment facilityMike Harcrow
SommeliarSommelierA wine steward who extols the qualities of swillAnne DelCampo
MoologyZoologyThe behavioral and physiological study of cowsAnne DelCampo
PanshandlerPanhandlerA chef who has fallen on hard timesAnne DelCampo
AutumnagAutumnalThe spouse reminding one of all the summer chores yet to be doneMike Harcrow
CaterpillarwaulingCaterwaulingThe high-pitched screeching emitted by moth larvaeMike Harcrow
PlaitoonPlatoonA group of girls with braided hairMike Harcrow
FliquorLiquorAt least one of the ingredients in a flaming cocktailMike Harcrow
UniversaltUniversalSalt on everythingMike Harcrow
CabracadabraAbracadabraA powerful and magical incantation used to conjure a taxiAnne DelCampo
FindicatorIndicatorEvidence of a sharkMike Harcrow
PfertinentPertinentGermane but with a silent FMike Harcrow
SobdivisionSubdivision1] Mathematics angst;
[2] breaths between weeping convulsions
Mike Harcrow
OreguanoOreganoBat spiceMike Harcrow
UkupeleUkuleleA soccer star with a tiny guitarMike Harcrow
PondageBondageDetermined to be larger than a puddle but smaller than a stock tankMike Harcrow
PacheldermPachydermElephant with a cliche canonMike Harcrow
SantaclaustrophobicClaustrophobicFear of a fictitious holiday elfMike Harcrow
SeahoarseSeahorseVoice quality after enriched-air deep sea divingMike Harcrow
TerragonTarragonThe fate of the earthMike Harcrow
TrumpleTrampleTo wrinkle with one’s feetMike Harcrow
SummaripeSummarize...and summarnotMike Harcrow
SkeletoneSkeletonBone whiteMike Harcrow
CrampartsRampartsHow sausage casings are filledMike Harcrow
DishorganizedDisorganizedThe reason for having kitchen cabinetsMike Harcrow
StuffrageSuffrageA hoarder’s ireMike Harcrow
AmalgamotionAmalgamationMove to mergeMike Harcrow
DefenstrationDefenestrationTo prevent someone from tossing you out of a windowMike Harcrow
CountestCountessA mathematics examMike Harcrow
StegolaurusStegosaurusMonastic huts for dinosaurs with distinctive diamond-shaped plates along their spinesMike Harcrow
Sable carCable carA vehicle option for martensMike Harcrow
GastopiaAgastopiaIntestinal fetishMike Harcrow
CanpettaPancettaDog food in a tinMike Harcrow
FunnelwakeFunnelcakeUsing a megaphone to rouse the childrenMike Harcrow
DomesteadHomesteadA geodesic houseMike Harcrow
RoadtripeRoadtripA pig on the highwayMike Harcrow
French boorsFrench doorsRedundant terminologyMike Harcrow
NeighborhoopsNeighborhoodsBasketball next door or across the streetMike Harcrow
Solar bearsPolar bearsPredatory mammals found on the sunMike Harcrow
PotentaterPotentateTop spudMike Harcrow
PersonnelfPersonnelSanta’s hiring departmentMike Harcrow
YeglassesEyeglassesNot my spectaclesMike Harcrow
PlasticwartPlasticwareAn imperfection in moldable synthetic polymerMike Harcrow
CalconeCalzonePizza conically wrappedMike Harcrow
PandandlerPanhandlerBlack-and-white bamboo muncher seeking handoutsMike Harcrow
PoutilerPoutierImmortalizing the pout in ceramic squaresMike Harcrow
PedistalPedestalCuffs around the ankles to keep prisoners from fleeing.Paul Chouinard
TrifuctaTrifectaA Sicilian 3-wayPaul Chouinard
CarpitCarpetPlace where you bury carsPaul Chouinard
FulcramFulcrumStudying for final examsPaul Chouinard
CellebrationCelebrationA DNA festEmile Ouellette
LargueurLargerThe regrettable shape of your shadow in the longueurs between one diet and the nextDoug Langmead
CoperaOperaThe Rockford FinalesDoug Langmead
FabulouseFabulousA rare, enjoyable case of head mitesMike Harcrow
PsychickPsychicA very mental galMike Harcrow
GambowlGambolThe little-known partner to the dish that ran away with the spoonMike Harcrow
NudistertianNudiustertianThree aspects of being nakedMike Harcrow
ColympicOlympicColympic Games - same as the Hunger Games, but with a better chance of survivalDoug Langmead
AkimblAkimboTV show about a man hunting for one armed bowlegged manGeoff Williams
AssegayAssegaiWeapon for a nonviolent African. It is painted with peace symbols and decorated with ribbons and is bluntGeoff Williams
PotfallPitfallTripping over the bedpan that was supposed to be under your bed during the nightGeoff Williams
BalletproofBulletproofWould not go near Swan Lake if you paid me.Geoff Williams
DestilledDistilledMobileGeoff Williams
OrbligatoObbligatoIn a musical composition, an additional melodic element which may be played as a roundMike Harcrow
Sticky bumsSticky bunsHobos who need a bathMike Harcrow
SictionaryDictionaryHypochondriac’s source for ailmentsCarole Marantz
CabjureAbjureUber’s missionCarole Marantz
PoternityPaternityEvolution of legalized marijuanaCarole Marantz
UnotrichousUlotrichousJust one curly hair among all the straight onesMike Harcrow
FluviophilePluviophileOne who catches cold in the rain but doesn’t mind it too muchMike Harcrow
OphcleideOphicleideA large keyed brass horn that doubles as a noodle bowlMike Harcrow
SplinternSplinterA seabird healing from a wing breakMike Harcrow
CutlessCutlassProperty of a dulling knifeMike Harcrow
PelicantPelicanA large seabird that whines too muchMike Harcrow
YouthanasiaEuthanasiaApproximately 909,824,792Mike Harcrow
TintintabulateTintinnabulateMeasuring metallic resonanceMike Harcrow
SplinkySlinkyA snake with bells onMike Harcrow
PantomimeoPantomimePretending to make copiesMike Harcrow
PeritocracyMeritocracyA government run by nymphs and faeriesMike Harcrow
StuffocationSuffocationDeath by HoardingRuth Krause
WaterfelonsWatermelonsPiratesMike Harcrow
SpratchyScratchyItchy herringMike Harcrow
BardstormerBarnstormer[1] Stunt troubadour; [2] campaigning minstrelMike Harcrow
PolicemaPolicemanA strict matriarch
MobesityObesityA whale with a weight problemMike Harcrow
ZipsomaniacDipsomaniacWhat a fellow instantly becomes if he accidentally fastens his anatomy into his trousersMike Harcrow
FrummyFrumpyDrably-dressed dipsomaniacMike Harcrow
PoopulousPopulousConstipated...or diarrhealMike Harcrow
SanskirtSanskritGown-freeMike Harcrow
BatantlyBlatantlyWe ALL know it’s Bruce WayneMike Harcrow
CasperoleCasseroleGhostly hot dishMike Harcrow
CountainousMountainousMany minor royaltyMike Harcrow
Shout eyeShut eyeThrobbing behind the eyes that results when your fighting neighbors keep you up all night.Kevin Sutherland
PetroMetroMass transit for dogs who go to workEmile Ouellette
SnowcloneSnowconeExact replica of a triply-globular winter lawn humanoidMike Harcrow
QuasyQuayFeeling seasick prior to boardingDoug Langmead
PunguentPungent + UnguentGoing off at a tangyent on a salve platterDoug Langmead
CharadlersCharadesMime game enthusiastsMike Harcrow
ManiacalfManiacalYoung psychopathic bovineMike Harcrow
CirrhosesCirrhosisIrrigation tubes that have sat in the sun for too longMike Harcrow
BasketbalmBasketballOintment in woven containersMike Harcrow
IllenniaMillenniaAn unending pandemicMike Harcrow
Shippity-shoppityHippity-hoppityOnline purchasesMike Harcrow
ScandivaniaScandinaviaSofas in the Norse countriesMike Harcrow
PrankensteinFrankensteinA malicious trick comprised of several unrelated or mismatched parts; the doer of such a deedMike Harcrow
CrampuffCreampuffAn overstuffed pastryMike Harcrow
FlannelfFlannelA tiny (dare I say, spritely?) lumberjackMike Harcrow
BroadrunnerRoadrunnerOverweight marathonistMike Harcrow
PundamentalFundamentalYour daunting task in creating a clever/amusing definition for your new word.Carole Marantz
GundocumentedUndocumentedBackground checks!Carole Marantz
FlakefrontLakefrontThe frosted side of the cerealMike Harcrow
WhorticultureHorticulturePrinciples and rules followed by practitioners of the special tradeVali Jamal
Magenta CartaMagna CartaA puce treatyDoug Langmead
DishheartenedDisheartenedThe feeling that comes on discovering a sink full of plates, cups, bowls, glasses, pans, and cutlery that need washingRidley O’Donnell
SternumbSternumHard-heartedMike Harcrow
ConcertartConcertantMulti-movement work for fruit pies with orchestral accompanimentMike Harcrow
HurtzHertzThe unit of measure that determines the amount of facial pressure a jazz trumpeter can use before requiring medical treatmentMike Harcrow
MnemanicMnemonicInsane ways to help you remember!!Carole Marantz
MastronautAstronautA sailor in a very, very high crow’s nestMike Harcrow
HashimiSashimiThin-sliced raw cannabisMike Harcrow
CornvulsionConvulsionQuivering maizeMike Harcrow
Higgs BosunHiggs BosonThe guy who rides a miniature boat through the Large Hadron Collider when it is not working. His task is to clean all the barnacles and other junk off the walls before they fire it up again.Geoff Williams
StriplexTriplexA 3-storey building in Las VegasGeoff Williams
InsurerectionInsurrectionPurchasing insurance on your major assetGeoff Williams
RhodomontageRhodomontadeYour favourite photographs of your lovely flowering bushesGeoff Williams
StratagetStratagemA plan by an attractive woman to get her own flat by employing her wilesGeoff Williams
CadamountCatamountPayment to a gigoloGeoff Williams
SembolismEmbolismWild sexual activities resulting in serious medical conditionGeoff Williams
FeistyxFeistyWhite water on the river to hellMike Harcrow
HastrelWastrelImpulsive personCarole Marantz
TartufoeTartufoSomeone who despises my favorite dessertCarole Marantz
InsubirdinateInsubordinateFowl afoulMike Harcrow
HurrycaneHurricaneA huge storm approaching rapidlyRuth Krause
Slim prickingsSlim pickingsAn absence of Pfizer VaccineRuth Krause
OnionskiOnionskinStrange, but I guess it could happen....Mike Harcrow
YurtsyCurtsyLowering of one’s tentMike Harcrow
MeisterswingerMeistersingerA gigoloMike Harcrow
StewageSewagePease porridgeMike Harcrow
PalefactorMalefactorPigmentation (or lack of it)Mike Harcrow
SliqueCliqueThe Brylcreem crowdMike Harcrow
CrudleCradleA poorly finished infant bedMike Harcrow
ManicwristManicuristPsychoses of the articulative joints connecting forearm and handMike Harcrow
HondecidedUndecidedYes, dearEmile ’Herman’ Ouellette
CambrickCambricExtra-heavy cotton clothMike Harcrow
PiccolowPiccoloA bass piccoloMike Harcrow
BritzyRitzyLike Buckingham PalaceMike Harcrow
AlgorerithmAlgorithmAn initial warning of Climate ChangeRuth Krause
ImprovisitationImprovisation + visitationSpontaneous appearance of an unannounced soloistMike Harcrow
GrabbinessCrabbinessThe behavior of a toddler learning fine motor skillsMike Harcrow
FlophoseFlophouseCheap nylonsMike Harcrow
MojocycleMotorcycleA bike that attracts the ladiesMike Harcrow
HoboxHoboA vagrant’s modest dwelling; a hoboxcar is his means of travelMike Harcrow
BlistedBlisteredRelegated to second stringMike Harcrow
ShortbredShortbreadGenetically smallMike Harcrow
JaloopyJalopyAn old car that travels only in circlesMike Harcrow
PasturyPastryA grass pieMike Harcrow
PsyncopationSyncopationOff-beat (yet harmless) mental stateMike Harcrow
CarventerCarpenterOne who builds stick construction buildings using only a pocket knifeMike Harcrow
Sousa chefSous chefThe March King’s cookMike Harcrow
GallanttryGallantryIn the sport of rugby a term meaning you are carrying the ball across the line for a try and at the last minute pass it off to a teammate who has never scored before

Geoff Williams
GlockenspeelGlockenspielDoing a striptease to the accompaniment of an array of bells.Geoff Williams
CaligariansCalgariansResidents of Alberta who have delusions of becoming a Roman EmperorGeoff Williams
HowdyaHowdahElephant rides arranged by a TexanGeoff Williams
CodforsakenGodforsakenNewfoundlandGeoff Williams
SumpletonSimpletonDrain brainMike Harcrow
Tho roughlyThoroughlyHow Tyson bitesMike Harcrow
FurlaughFurloughFuzzy humorMike Harcrow
CircusatoryCirculatoryWhen animal acts are in your bloodMike Harcrow
ChumpagneChampagneThe cheap stuffMike Harcrow
NefarimouseNefariousRodent antiheroMike Harcrow
PermiciousPerniciousHaving a harmful effect on one’s hair, especially in way that leads to frizz, chemical damage, or a dated lookAmy Morrow
BaloofAloofBear-headed with your nose in the airDoug Langmead
AutocrazyAutocracyFar right’s dementiaCarole Marantz
WreneticFreneticWild about wrensCarole Marantz
MangineeredEngineeredFemale specific product designed and/or deliberately arranged by a male with actual understanding or intent of use.Katie Casey
OvaryactionOverreactionResponding in an excessively emotional manner to a given situation, for hormonal reasonsRay Geiger
PrevengeRevengeGetting back at someone for something they haven’t done to you yet, but you know they will eventuallyRay Geiger
RagpoleFlagpoleHonoring the dustclothEmile Ouellette
DriphthongDiphthongWet monokiniJackin Yow
CyclisporineCyclosporineWorkin’ up a sweat on a two-wheelerJackin Yow
DemonstationDemonstrationHell’s Kitchen subway stopBarbara Gross
CaucussCaucusA meeting to choose the damn candidatesMike Harcrow
PersenilityPersonalityBehavioral changes accompanying mental declineMike Harcrow
PoliticitePoliticizeUsually plagiarismMike Harcrow
JumbopJumboThe pachyderm promMike Harcrow
BeachbalmBeachballSunscreenMike Harcrow
CruditorCreditorA debt collector who needs a bath, manners, or bothMike Harcrow
FinhumaneInhumaneCruelty to or among merpeopleMike Harcrow
Fowling ballBowling ballAn inefficient but entertaining way to hunt ducks and geeseMike Harcrow
AutobatonAutomatonA robotic conductor or twirlerMike Harcrow
Herman PunsterHerman MunsterSomeone in this group . . . you know who you are!Mike Harcrow
EvidunceEvidenceProof of stupidityMike Harcrow
LobstetricianObstetricianResponsible for delivering crustacean babiesMike Harcrow
TherepyTherapyHerepy, therepy, everwherepy....Mike Harcrow
HappendectomyAppendectomyAccidental surgeryMike Harcrow
VendorkVendorAn awkward salesmanMike Harcrow
HexplosionExplosionIncantation gone wrong...or rightMike Harcrow
ParwishParishHalfhearted hopeMike Harcrow
BarkistersBarristersCanine lawyersMike Harcrow
ScotlightsSpotlightsCandlesMike Harcrow
DazelleGazelleA genus of confused antelopeMike Harcrow
SnickerpoodleSnickerdoodleDog biscuitsMike Harcrow
TuffrageSuffrageRight to vote getting harderCarole Marantz
FunishmentPunishmentJoy of guilty getting convictedCarole Marantz
InnocantInnocentBlameless jargonCarole Marantz
OmegaphoneMegaphone[1] The ultimate pocket communications device;
[2] the apocryphal last trumpet
Mike Harcrow
IntrinsigentIntransigentInnately immovableMike Harcrow
CavidCovidThe Boston variant of CovidChris Mueller
MetathorMetaphorWhen Loki shapeshifts into Chris HemsworthChris Mueller
MeataphorMetaphorWhen a Vegan tells you something tastes just like its meat substitute.Chris Mueller
SnubmarinerSubmarinerHaughty sailorMike Harcrow
TabsurdityAbsurdityPreposterous guitar notationMike Harcrow
PastlurePastureRetired baitMike Harcrow
SmurferSurferLittle blue dude on a long boardMike Harcrow
BailboutBailoutFighting over who will post bondMike Harcrow
ScatnipCatnipThat which Ella Fitzgerald takes before a performanceAnne DelCampo
PurseveratePerseverateFixate on FendiAnne DelCampo
InsineratorIncineratorHellfire and brimstoneAnne DelCampo
EgomentricEgocentricMale need to prevail!Carole Marantz
GalderbashBalderdashNonsensical banter about women’s insignificanceCarole Marantz
SadisfactionSatisfactionJoy of harming othersCarole Marantz
StoopableScoopablePorch worthyMike Harcrow
RetrosexualMetrosexualFeigning virginityMike Harcrow
AtomcatTomcatA microscopic kittyMike Harcrow
LipomadeLipoma + pomadeAn unexpected use for the contents of cystsMike Harcrow
CarecrowScarecrowAn empathetic blackbirdMike Harcrow
BangruptBankruptOut of ammunitionMike Harcrow
MotocrowsMotocrossBlackbirds on dirtbikesMike Harcrow
ReefuelRefuelCoralMike Harcrow
TraincloudRaincloudEvidence of a locomotive traveling through the desertMike Harcrow
FretstyleFreestyleImprovised guitar soloMike Harcrow
Championshi*ChampionshipEveryone gets a prizeMike Harcrow
AlemiaAnemiaLow on beerMike Harcrow
Pundora’s BoxPandora’s BoxHarcrow’s Hangout :-)Emile Ouellette
GrandpatentGrandparentThe Mother of the Mother of all InventionsDoug Langmead
AbaloneyAbaloneSurf and turf in one dishBarbara Gross
GlasnoseGlasnostHighly ineffective Russian boxerGeoff Williams
PerestrikaPerestroikaRussian soccer centre forwardGeoff Williams
FrustraytionFrustrationWhen you want that fancy dessert in the display at the end of the cafeteria line but your carrying board has no more roomMike Harcrow
BlondcurdlingBloodcurdlingCheap hair dyeMike Harcrow
FurzyFuzzy + furzeDescribing a flowering shrub with a rabbit caught in itMike Harcrow
UdoneUdonInformal inquiry as to another’s state of progressMike Harcrow
ForkativeFormativeThe period in a child’s life when he learns to feed himselfMike Harcrow
GooblersGoobers + gobblersPeanut eatersMike Harcrow
MoctogenarianOctogenarianElderly comedianMike Harcrow
RockpotCrockpotPrehistoric slow cookerMike Harcrow
AssaltAssaultBasic seasoning for a rump roastMike Harcrow
SpanklersSparklersPaddles, switches, and beltsMike Harcrow
DraculapDracula[1] Host anatomy best suited for blood sucking; [2] once around the track for a vampireMike Harcrow
MermailMermaidPostal delivery during a floodMike Harcrow
MalllardMallardFood court cooking fatMike Harcrow
StaircaskStaircaseClimbing barrelsMike Harcrow
SneakivoreSneak & carnivoreA vegan who is a closet meat eaterShannon Fleming & Theresa Holden-
StalemazeStalemateA drab labyrinthMike Harcrow
DorkboardCorkboardWeekly rotation of IT guysMike Harcrow
RepossesRepossessVigilantes secured for services againMike Harcrow
OvalionOvationA rotund savanna catMike Harcrow
FantamweightBantamweightBoxers or wrestlers weighing up to zero poundsMike Harcrow
LocketknifePocketknifePreferred weapon for an elegant ladyMike Harcrow
ShoelackShoelaceBarefootMike Harcrow
EscargmentEscarpmentSnails on a cliffMike Harcrow
CannielloniCannelloniPasta tubes stuffed with a decorative metal alloy and baked in sauce; neither tasty nor functional, and a complete waste of all ingredientsMike Harcrow
FartivelyFurtivelySurreptitious emissionsMike Harcrow
MerdererMurdererThe one in the restroom just before youMike Harcrow
ApestryTapestrySimian effortsMike Harcrow
CertifipateCertificateGuarantee for a wig, toupee, or hair plugsMike Harcrow
HandcronkHandcrankArthritisMike Harcrow
SkillduggerySkullduggeryHow to effectively handle a backhoeGeoff Williams
SkulldiggerySkullduggeryA scene from HamletGeoff Williams
TentafiveTentative4.5Geoff Willams
PeripatheticPeripateticA downcast spiritGeoff Williams
GoethedammerungGoetterdammerungBad critical reviews for a German poetGeoff Williams
TartamountTantamountPayment to a lady of the nightGeoff Williams
PooriusPorousWhere cockney debtors are confined in LondonGeoff Williams
ApriconApricotPassing off fake fruitGeoff Williams
MissionhariesMissionariesJesuits who have been working in the jungle too longGeoff Williams
LowtieBowtieA beltMike Harcrow
MasheuseMasseuseMassage therapist who reduces clients to a limp pulpMike Harcrow
HippopotamushHippopotamusTrampledMike Harcrow
DystematicSystematicOpposed to orderCarole Marantz
DynamateDynamiteSuper dating serviceCarole Marantz
DrabolicDiabolicFiendishly dullCarole Marantz
TomeopathyHomeopathyLarge book about alternative medicineCarole Marantz
FacetousnessFacetiousness[1] Having several angular, carefully cut, and highly polished sides; [2] possessing many life skillsMike Harcrow
GaffectedAffected[1] One’s propensity to say stupid things in public; [2] without a personal filter
Mike Harcrow
PourtierCourtierThe royal bartenderMike Harcrow
QuinonaQuinoaWinona’s South American sisterMike Harcrow
LardvarkAardvarkCross between a pig and an anteaterMike Harcrow
AbsynthesizerSynthesizerKeyboard made of wormwoodMike Harcrow
HairlinerAirlinerToupee in a breezeMike Harcrow
ExceptonalExceptionalAleatoric musicMike Harcrow
BarternBarterThe gull that pours your drinksMike Harcrow
CorbeltCorbelCombination strap and braceMike Harcrow
TyrannosaurustTyrannosaurusOxidized dinolizard with stubby armsMike Harcrow
SyruptSyrupWhen you squeeze the bottle too hardMike Harcrow
FurnoshingsFurnishingsSeating with holders for snacks and beveragesMike Harcrow
PerspiraciousPerspicaciousA sweaty wise manMike Harcrow
CamourflageCamouflageHidden loveMike Harcrow
PollutentPollutantA trashy camperMike Harcrow
CounterfitterCounterfeiterKitchen renovatorBarbara Gross
AnnexdoteAnecdoteTold by the guy who interrupts your funny story.Lorien
AphrodaisiacAphrodisiacAn arousing flowerMike Harcrow
PrefluxRefluxTo know in advance that you are going to burpBarbara Gross
AspartomeAspartameBook for diabeticsBarbara Gross
RybaldRibaldSeedless breadBarbara Gross
LilliputinLilliputianPetite Russian leaderBarbara Gross
MenschpressBenchpressLifting othersMike Harcrow
SherpaxSherpaA really chill mountain guideMike Harcrow
NorthbeastNortheastA broad category of creatures including, but no limited to, the polar bear, moose, and yetiMike Harcrow
MehtropolisMetropolisA dull cityMike Harcrow
FrondtalFrontal[1] Eve’s chosen foliage [2] Eve’s other dressJackin Yow
MisslaidMislaidUnwedlockedDoug Langmead
CanclusionConclusionWhen the tin container is emptyMike Harcrow
BuccanerdBuccaneerA socially-awkward pirate, usually with a pocket protectorMike Harcrow
BlocksmithBlacksmithA toymakerMike Harcrow
PromenadaPromenadeCovid-era school danceMike Harcrow
TuxedogTuxedoPuppy in formal wearMike Harcrow
KabookKaboomA tome with a violent surprise endingMike Harcrow
AbthoritativeAuthoritativeKing of the "six-pack"Mike Harcrow
GradiendGradientThe top or bottom of an inclineMike Harcrow
BoxcarbsBoxcarsBreakfast cerealMike Harcrow
SynthecystSynthesistWhen multiple lipomas grow togetherMike Harcrow
TurkuoiseTurquoiseSemi-precious sky-blue stone found Asia MinorMike Harcrow
PondolencesCondolencesWeepy pool of sorrowful sentiments; may also contain lily pads and koiMike Harcrow
TrystwatchWristwatchRendezvous-completion alarmMike Harcrow
CornelationCorrelationEating the first ears of the seasonMike Harcrow
BarmyidBarmaidSilly psycheMike Harcrow
Baited breathBated breathA mouthful of wormsMike Harcrow
FibercopticFiberopticOrthodox threadsMike Harcrow
MicrofibberMicrofiberOnly tells little white liesMike Harcrow
WatchmaxWatchmanBinge viewingsMike Harcrow
FurnatureFurnitureOne’s disposition to hairinessMike Harcrow
CilantrovCilantroRussian parsleyMike Harcrow
HypesonicHypersonicThe din of television commercialsMike Harcrow
InflectiousInfectiousRegarding an affected accentMike Harcrow
BarlockWarlockClosing time at the pubMike Harcrow
BiolenceViolenceGerm warfareMike Harcrow
TinkerjellTinkerbellWhat you tell the kids when they find a fly in their congealed dessertMike Harcrow
PopcordPopcorn[1] The string attaching the cork to the toy gun; [2] a parachute failureMike Harcrow
IpossibleImpossibleTrust in one’s abilitiesMike Harcrow
YonsequencesConsequencesThe results of what happens over thereMike Harcrow
PandangoFandangoA lively Spanish dance in triple meter accompanied by banging on cookwareMike Harcrow
AuktionAuctionBargain birdsMike Harcrow
CasseroldCasseroleLeftover one-dish mealMike Harcrow
BarthexNarthexThe lobby of a pubMike Harcrow
VangsterGangsterOne who minds a sailing vessel’s ropesMike Harcrow
CrappleScrappleRotten fruitMike Harcrow
BackbongBackbone[1] Hookah for hiking; [2] a resonant spineMike Harcrow
Paper trowelPaper towelA lousy gardening toolBarbara Gross
SocketbookPocketbookElectricians’ textBarbara Gross
DocketbookPocketbookCourt calendarBarbara Gross
RockstartRockstarLava, for oneMike Harcrow
AggressieveAggressiveA menacing strainerMike Harcrow
SalienateAlienateRejecting saltMike Harcrow
FlangelFlangeHeavenly being with a supporting collarMike Harcrow
BrancheroRancheroOne who wrangles treesMike Harcrow
FlantationPlantationWhere custard is grownMike Harcrow
PalindronePalindromeRemotely-controlled helicopter that only flies back and forthMike Harcrow
BroodingnagianBrobdingnagianAn agonizingly insufferable shrewJackin Yow
GrinariesGranariesComedy clubsJackin Yow
HegemomHegemonSuper Mom!!Carole Marantz
LatonicLaconicQuiet medsCarole Marantz
HandsomHandsomeArrive at sum by counting on fingersCarole Marantz
VegoneBegoneBack to eating meat!Carole Marantz
HatigueFatigueTired of head coveringCarole Marantz
StagglersStragglersDeer hookersMike Harcrow
BedictEdictMandatory lights-outMike Harcrow
MenguinsPenguinsGuys in tuxedosMike Harcrow
MathadoneMethadoneHaving attained a higher degree in mathematics without having resorted to stimulantsJackin Yow
SindignationIndignationCaught red-handed ’in flagrante delicto’ - on video & posted on FBJackin Yow
DalmartianDalmatianA black-spotted alienMike Harcrow
SheepfolkSheepfoldShepherdsMike Harcrow
WeedleWheedlePersuading undesirable plants to remove themselvesMike Harcrow
ViolaVoilaThere’s a member of our string quartet!Barbara Gross
TrychinasisTrichinosisRecommending vacations to your sisterMike Harcrow
GlydesdaleClydesdaleA large horse on skatesMike Harcrow
RagmentedFragmentedTorn into stripsMike Harcrow
MercarialMercurialSuccumbing to a mid-life crisisJackin Yow
JocturnalNocturnalOne who exercises or competes only at nightMike Harcrow
ViscouscousViscous + couscousOverboiled wheatgerm pastaMike Harcrow
TherapastTherapistWhen your psychiatrist diesMike Harcrow
LevyrageLeverageA tax revoltMike Harcrow
BureauratsBureaucrats[1] Rodents in a drawer; [2] government employeesMike Harcrow
BaristocracyAristocracyWhat lawyers think of themselvesMike Harcrow
VaridanceVarianceWhen you didn’t prepare a solo dance and just gyrate without much thought or controlMike Harcrow
EncyclopsediaEncyclopediaInformative tomes for the one-eyedMike Harcrow
Pommelf horsePommel horseGymnastics apparatus found at the North PoleMike Harcrow
BarnivalCarnivalA swing in the rafters...and maybe a ponyMike Harcrow
SalivatSalivateA spittoonMike Harcrow
PalibrateCalibrateTo gauge a friendshipMike Harcrow
GummificationMummificationState of the chewing gum on the bottom of a chairMike Harcrow
GinflammableInflammableYes, it isMike Harcrow
KimosahbeerKimosahbeeLone Ranger LagerAnne DelCampo
FortdressFortressMilitary uniformsAnne DelCampo
ShtupperwareTupperwareStorage containers for sex toysAnne DelCampo
AwkwordsAwkwardWPMI entrants that don’t make the cutAnne DelCampo
DimmunityImmunityResistant to stupidityMike Harcrow
DressertDessert + dresserHiding forbidden sweets in the sock drawerMike Harcrow
AspmaltAsphaltA snake shakeMike Harcrow
CereponyCeremonyA little horse hired for birthday partiesMike Harcrow
BlanddishmentBlandishmentA threat to cook a tasteless mealMike Harcrow
PatchydermPachydermSkin plaquesMike Harcrow
PomplesPimplesMagnificent, noteworthy acneMike Harcrow
DespositoryDepositoryA holding facility for tyrants and oppressorsMike Harcrow
Wreaking ballWrecking ballA prom for victimizersMike Harcrow
CyborgsecurityCybersecurityHaving Steve Austin, RoboCop, Darth Vader, or Seven-of-Nine as a body guardMike Harcrow
CatererpillarCaterpillarLarval banquet serviceMike Harcrow
SwigwamWigwamNorth American native barJackin Yow
TreepeeTeepeeThe central supporting, and aiming, pole in a NA indigenous lavatoryJackin Yow
Turdish bathTurkish bathPool faux pasMike Harcrow
BlithiumLithiumAn element of indifferenceMike Harcrow
PurrencyCurrencyThe state of a happy catMike Harcrow
BirthdamBirthdayA constricted cervixMike Harcrow
StraposphereStratosphereThe part of the body requiring a belt or a girdleMike Harcrow
DungulateUngulateCow pattiesMike Harcrow
iRectorDirectorDigital parish priestMike Harcrow
BunghoeBungholeCork removerMike Harcrow
ForgepsForcepsTongs used in ironworkingMike Harcrow
SpaculateSpeculateTo estimate the required time and cost of drywall repairMike Harcrow
GortraiturePortraitureSome Verismo sittings; Goya’s "Disasters of War" etchingsMike Harcrow
SaccinctSuccinctTerse FiringCarole Marantz
OpportonismOpportunismTons of lawmakers with NO principles!!!Carole Marantz
SolloquialColloquialOne’s informal speechCarole Marantz
AmendlentAmendmentChange holiday before EasterCarole Marantz
SatigueFatigueTired of sittingCarole Marantz
WabutAbutA stray hairDoug Langmead
DashwisherDishwasherAn Olympic track hopefulMike Harcrow
HamdingerHumdingerA really swell pigMike Harcrow
PneumonicaPneumoniaThe windy friendMike Harcrow
PancaresPancakesAn empathetic skilletMike Harcrow
FlapjocksFlapjacksAthletes in union suitsMike Harcrow
SnugatoryNugatoryAn amorous embrace by a conservativeJackin Yow
NagatoryNugatoryThe penniless road to hell via an incompatible spouseJackin Yow
HominlyHomily + hominyAn amaizing sermonMike Harcrow
CelebritCelebrateEnglish movie starName witheld
TankerbellTinkerbellA fairy with ballast on boardDoug Langmead & Gillian Winter
PergolawPergolaBuilding permit requirement for backyard structuresMike Harcrow
ThanctimoniousSanctimoniousInsincere or smarmy gratitudeMike Harcrow
RococoaRococoA light, highly-ornamented and chocolaty style of music from 18th-century FranceMike Harcrow
QuasariQuasarPower dressMike Harcrow
SkiscraperSkyscraperHaving forgotten to wax your snow planksMike Harcrow
UniversitUniversityA chair big enough for everyoneMike Harcrow
GrailroadRailroadThe route to the holy chaliceMike Harcrow
MilibusterFilibuster1/1000 of a busterMike Harcrow
Pundora’s BoxPandora’s BoxThis siteMike Harcrow
FrivolouisFrivolousUnimportant or needless line of French kingsMike Harcrow
WigwagWigwamA wobbly wigwamDoug Langmead
GymnastiesGymnasticsThe piles of sweaty clothes left in the locker room after practiceMike Harcrow
LympiadOlympiadThe migration of athletes back home after the competitionMike Harcrow
GeenomeGenomeA cheerful small creatureGeoff Williams
InsignEnsignThe Masonic handshakeGeoff Williams
SignificanSignificantI am having a little difficulty with arthritis and cannot hold the pen too wellGeoff Williams
CrampsCrapsWhat you get from holding the dice too tightlyGeoff Willams
BoyantBuoyantA young male insectGeoff Williams
DangliaGangliaExcess organic pendulaeMike Harcrow
BasqueradeMasqueradeA party for people of the PyreneesMike Harcrow
SpirailSpiralCircular switchbackMike Harcrow
SnowgirdSnowbirdTo get ready for winterMike Harcrow
DisqualivacationDisqualificationAny holiday which would necessitate a cellular phone "just to keep up with the office" or which requires using the recent home equity loan to "get a start on those home repairs"Mike Harcrow
WhaffleWhiffle + waffleAn especially light and fluffy breakfast pastryMike Harcrow
TavernalTavern + vernalLater bar hours in the springMike Harcrow
EveryonceEveryoneAlways nowMike Harcrow
SheerbetSherbetA transparent wagerMike Harcrow
GigantickGiganticA huge bloodsuckerMike Harcrow
ManumentalMonumental[1] The great mind of a guy; [2] the mind of a great guyMike Harcrow
LommodeCommodeA squatty-pottyMike Harcrow
WarinaMarinaWhere submarines and battleships are parkedMike Harcrow
SupposittorySuppositoryAn imaginariumMike Harcrow
PrepubscentPrepubescentHow you smelled before you went to the barMike Harcrow
RefirmatoryReformatoryA fat farmMike Harcrow
Tam-i-nationLaminationScotlandMike Harcrow
HexecutorExecutorThe witch who reads the willMike Harcrow
HangmatHangmanA pad onto which the victim of the noose should not actually fallMike Harcrow
FinmateInmateThe shark who finds its way into your viewing cageMike Harcrow
BeefhiveBeehiveA cozy home for honey cattleMike Harcrow
AwkwarpAwkwardA clumsy twistMike Harcrow
WaterliltWaterlilyThe rhythm of the seaMike Harcrow
FonduetFondueA two-cheese blendMike Harcrow
KimcheepKimcheeThe noise pickle pots make when the fermentation startsMike Harcrow
AmplicatorApplicatorA bluetooth enabled make-up brush or spongeMike Harcrow
VerseaceVersaceSomeone who writes really good poetry or song lyricsMike Harcrow
UnicyclintUnicyclistThe fuzz found in a unicyclist’s spandex after ridingMike Harcrow
ShearseHearseHer backsideMike Harcrow
GavottelGavotteA courtly French dance with Danish austerityMike Harcrow
ContemptableContemptibleA meal no one likes (like "boiled dinner" or aspic or...)Mike Harcrow
SunctionUnction + suctionAspirated inspirationMike Harcrow
FlamebuoyantFlamboyantFire on waterMike Harcrow
PendulumpPendulumA dirt clod on a stringMike Harcrow
PhilanthrowistPhilanthropistOne who hurls money at every causeMike Harcrow
SmallionsScallionsDiminutive mane-collared wildcatsMike Harcrow
BlabrousGlabrousAn exposeMike Harcrow
SpecialispSpecialistThe supposed origin of Castilian SpanishMike Harcrow
DrunkennestDrunkennessWhen mama bird brings home fermented grainsMike Harcrow
ImperectionImperfection(Uh...I really think this is self-defining, kids....)Mike Harcrow
WonspiracyConspiracy"The Big Lie"Carole Marantz
BalkativeTalkativeRefuses to budgeCarole Marantz
BanjoyBanjoWhat banjos (and bagpipes and accordions) doMike Harcrow
FluncleUncleThe guy who’s married to your flauntMike Harcrow
PoeticalfPoeticalYoung bovine beatnikMike Harcrow
SchoolbugSchoolbusThe spread of a cold in an academic buildingMike Harcrow
NerdsmanHerdsmanA young shepherd who spends his time instead of tending sheep trying to invent an app that will do the work for him.( Would he use Baaasic as his language of choice?)Geoff Williams
InflatuationInfatuationFalling in love with your roommateGeoff Williams
KandahaKandaharLaugh track for Afghan TVGeoff Williams
OverleaningOverweaningThe original architectural plans for the Tower of PisaGeoff Williams
SnottishScottishA highlander with allergiesGeoff Williams
CharminkCharmingA most pleasant and well-mannered weaselMike Harcrow
CocomotiveLocomotiveA palm tree on the goMike Harcrow
LipslickLipstickThe mark left on a woman’s coffee cupBarbara Gross
MicromenageMicromanageDollhouseBarbara Gross
Bedding PlannerWedding PlannerHoneymoon consultantBarbara Gross
BraileryRailleryGood-natured teasing via the tactile alphabetAnne DelCampo
MilitarusticMilitaristicDrafted farm boysMike Harcrow
LasagnagLasagnaSomeone who expects pasta casserole several times a weekMike Harcrow
PerfectionwistPerfectionistA very fussy wordsmithMike Harcrow
ParabnormalParanormalUnusually inexplicable; supernatural deviationMike Harcrow
JetliverJetlinerWorst meal ever served on a flightMike Harcrow
StarbardStarboardThe best singerMike Harcrow
LimbadeLimeadeSapMike Harcrow
CumulustCumulusWhat it takes to be in the "mile-high club"Barbara Gross
TuxidermistTaxidermistSales clerk who stuffs men into their tuxesEmile Ouellette
TerrafyingTerrifyingFeeling brought on by volcanoes, whirlpools, sinkholes, quicksand, and any other frightening geographical structureMike Harcrow
LashmereCashmereSoft, luxurious eyelid fringeMike Harcrow
DiminnuendoDiminuendoA rumor that the trumpets simply can’t play softerKevin Sutherland
ExecultiveExecutiveHead of a religious orderMike Harcrow
FoultainFountainA contaminated springMike Harcrow
SquaredunceSquaredanceA nerd who is not actually all that brightMike Harcrow
SquiggliSquiggle(It. pl.) Several wormsMike Harcrow
SabbatheSabbathTo wash oneself each weekendMike Harcrow
StankardsStandardsThe point where even hobos can’t stand how you smellMike Harcrow
CatacomabsCatacombsBurial in Washington stateMike Harcrow
SnipletSnippetWhat a guy leaves behind after circumcisionMike Harcrow
PastiencePatienceWell and truly beyond forbearance, particularly w.r.t. continued maskingJackin Yow
PedagoryPedagogyThe study of lessons learned from slasher filmsMike Harcrow
Murphy budMurphy bedAn immature fold-up sleep platformMike Harcrow
FestivaleFestivalSecluded location for a partyMike Harcrow
SlagrantFlagrantEgregious mine wasteMike Harcrow
FrowzenFrozenStone-age tool in a glacierMike Harcrow
KakyakKayakA crappy rowboatMike Harcrow
MeanderthalNeanderthalWanderers with a tendency to droolGary Tillery
SaccharindSaccharinThe crust which has developed on what remains of on an obsolete sugar substituteMike Harcrow
SesquicentennisSesquicentennialA very, very long volleyMike Harcrow
BunburnSunburnOne of the primary risks at a nude beachMike Harcrow
CosmonutCosmonautA crazy space travellerMike Harcrow
PlutocratePlutocratWhere Walt Disney’s dog sleepsBarbara Gross
CallenderCalendarNomoroboBarbara Gross
GovernobGovernorJoy stickMike Harcrow
StyrofoalStyrofoamA polystyrene ponyMike Harcrow
SchelasticScholasticFlexible educationMike Harcrow
PoparityPolarityThe extreme points between a religious church leader and an apostate church leaderMike Harcrow
OffallOffalOn a very strict dietBarbara Gross
Offall(Alternative)On a very strict diet, and having the guts to do itDoug Langmead
Heir ApparelHeir ApparentGifts at a baby showerBarbara Gross
RhubarfRhubarbYupMike Harcrow
PutricianPatricianA rotten Roman politicianGeoff Williams
SpeedlingsSeedlingsA method of sowing crops that ensures higher production in a shorter periodGeoff Williams
ColtivateCultivateRaising horsesGeoff Williams
PillucidPellucidLost in translucenceDoug Langmead
MiniscullMinusculeRejected for sizeCarole Marantz
MantasyFantasyMale imaginationCarole Marantz
FowlmouthedFoulmouthedOne who imitates bird callsMike Harcrow
Brother-in-lawnBrother-in-lawWhen you’re related by marriage to your groundskeeperMike Harcrow
CragappleCrabappleFruit from a geographically precarious orchardMike Harcrow
SnipperierSlipperierWhen the rabbi takes too much at the brisMike Harcrow
BygongBygoneA tam-tam’s exitMike Harcrow
Coldtonic IrrigationColonic IrrigationWhat better way to sling the gin?Doug Langmead
GadatoutGadaboutOne who brags about their social lifeAnne DelCampo
CounterwintuitiveCounterintuitiveA paradoxical election resultAnne DelCampo
GeneralissimomGeneralissimoThe Supreme Commander of the FamilyAnne DelCampo
ThecesThesesPropositions or dissertations to be discussed and defended, that are truly a load of crapLeslie C
MandangleFandangleA solely ornamental willyAnne DelCampo
HautodidactAutodidactA self taught fashionistaAnne DelCampo
StupermanSupermanClark Kent after a few shots of kryptoniteAnne DelCampo
ThroughtfullyThoughtfullyCompletely beyond a given barrierMike Harcrow
DognitionCognitionA thought or reflection; specifically about one’s dogLeslie C
InstimacyIntimacyThe act of seeking instant or immediate closeness with a desired object without taking the time to cultivating the deep knowledge or understanding needed for true intimacy.Leslie C
ThugboatTugboatTowing vessel with a bad reputationMike Harcrow
PissatorialPiscatorial"Advice" written on bathroom stall wallsMike Harcrow
EnterprizeEnterpriseHiring bonusMike Harcrow
PusillominousPusillanimousA dangerous cowardMike Harcrow
ClavicordClavichordAn old keyboard instrument in which the strings are made of real stringGeoff Williams
BaldercashBalderdashPeople who get donations to charity by having their heads shavedGeoff Williams
TrypistTypistThe worlds worst secretaryGeoff Williams
NeverestEverestThe strange attraction for people to climb the worlds highest mountain whatever the costGeoff Williams
IndigeniusIndigenousA brilliant nativeMike Harcrow
PropinequityPropinqhityThe fine art of ensuring that your assets are similar in value to those of your neighboursGeof Williams
GrenadersGrenadiersExcitable inhabitants of a Caribbean island who love to hurl live bombs at each otherGeoff Williams
KinclinationInclinationFamily resemblanceMike Harcrow
BrigadeerBrigadierConfining Bambi for heinous crimesGeoff Williams
SircusCircusA very rude profane British member of the aristocracyGeoff Williams
MailcontentMalcontentOverjoyed by what the postman bringsGeoff Williams
PfartFartGerman flatulenceName witheld
HornamentOrnamentDecoration on RhinoName witheld
ShootenanyHootenanyPistol-packin’ GrannyName witheld
SkullfulSkillfulTired of studyingMike Harcrow
CrapheapScrapheapReason to relocate the outhouseMike Harcrow
DormulaicFormulaicSleep patternsMike Harcrow
BarticulateArticulateSlurred speechMike Harcrow
ConstantinopalConstantinopleA semiprecious stone found in the Bosporus regionMike Harcrow
AtomobileAutomobileThe future of alternatively-fueled vehiclesMike Harcrow
WeependWeekendA Saturday funeralMike Harcrow
OctoputzOctopusEight times the normal foolishness or clumsinessMike Harcrow
CarcophonyCacophonyA mini van full of childrenAura Marie Curtis
MemorrhagingHemorrhagingLosing your mindEmile Ouellette
MatheterCatheterA drain to rid the mind of high-school trig and calc classesMike Harcrow
WagnetometerMagnetometerThe measure of a dog’s happinessMike Harcrow
WeldgieWedgieAn tragic ironworker’s mishap; an unfortunate sealing of one’s glutesMike Harcrow
AntelobeAntelopeThe rim of cartilage between the opening of the ear canal and the lower fleshy part of the outer earMike Harcrow
Tweet toothSweet toothThe ability to whistleMike Harcrow
ThreadboreThreadbareA troll who dominates a Twitter threadJackin Yow
PastastropheCatastropheAny noodle faux pasMike Harcrow
RamentLamentThe deep sorrow accompanying over-boiled noodlesMike Harcrow
PitnicPicnicOne who creates his own acne scarsMike Harcrow
JubilatteJubilateRejoicing over coffeeMike Harcrow
VeteramVeteranA sheep with battle scarsMike Harcrow
SuperthighwaySuperhighwayExercise plan for the large-hippedMike Harcrow
TrailerfTrailerMild expletive used when you jackknife your towMike Harcrow
ConvaletsceConvalesceRecovery for a car-park attendantMike Harcrow
ThousandyThousandRecognizing or addressing Sandra (King James Version)Mike Harcrow
LongitueLongitudeThe day between Longimon and LongiwedMike Harcrow
CounterschlockwiseCounterclockwiseThe direction a really cheap watch might runMike Harcrow
SmuttlecockShuttlecockA badminton volley piece with a foul mouth and a nasty attitudeMike Harcrow
FortunautFortunateA fortune seekerMike Harcrow
FlexhillbillityFlexibilityAble to be citifiedMike Harcrow
UnsoaphisticatedUnsophisticatedA non-washerMike Harcrow
CameleonChameleonA desert ruminant capable of camelflageMike Harcrow
KinquirerInquirerThat nosy auntMike Harcrow
HumorusHumorousI sure try! (and succeed ! Ed.)Mike Harcrow
SotcratesSocratesBoxes for drunksMike Harcrow
SlumbermSlumberA bed, usually narrowMike Harcrow
CultableCulpableDevotees are guilty!!Carole Marantz
JocturnalNocturnalNightly athletesCarole Marantz
ExtravacantExtravagantToo many "no shows"Carole Marantz
PrograsmProgramThe spontaneous proliferation of new programs following excessive stimulation of executive leadershipStephanie McClain
ThreadbardThreadbareOne who sings sewing instructionsMike Harcrow
ZimbabwayZimbabweRoadesiaMike Harcrow
CropuscleCorpuscleA tiny, independent particle with peas planted on itMike Harcrow
ScambledScrambledRiddled with griftMike Harcrow
IguanoIguanaLizard poopMike Harcrow
KibbutznikeKibbutznikCommunal running shoesMike Harcrow
KibitkakKibitkaPorta-pottyMike Harcrow
SpoonfledSpoonfedIn the poem, the dishfled, tooMike Harcrow
ZenitaliaGenitaliaOne’s outer auraMike Harcrow
CoagulameCoagulateBad at clotting or jellingMike Harcrow
BleacheadBleachedPlatinum blondeMike Harcrow
ColognicColonicA scented enemaMike Harcrow
TubmontaneSubmontaneA shower drainMike Harcrow
ChillingoChilling[1] Specialized language for horror movie scripts; [2] Language of the cool kidsMike Harcrow
QuizlingQuislingTo win by fraudMike Harcrow
ScampieScampiA fraudulent tartMike Harcrow
InconsequintialInconsequentialMeaningless sparkles and spanglesMike Harcrow
InfernotInfernoHeavenBarbara Gross
LegamesLegumesPlaying footsie under the tableBarbara Gross
Frequent FryerFrequent FlyerGuy Fieri or Paula DeenBarbara Gross
ListastrataLysistrataGeology student’s homeworkBarbara Gross
DisembrowelDisembowelAttempt to pluck eyebrows ... with pliersJackin Yow
FaithlingFaithingA new convertMike Harcrow
ElipsElipseWhat to use to give a virtual kissBarbara Gross
SourghumSorghumCondition treated by a periodontistBarbara Gross
AlabasterdAlabasterA guy with a heart of stone.Barbara Gross
KeautiesBeautiesVery attractive women with their hair in pigtails and butterfly clipsDoug Langmead
InkedInLinkedInJob site for tattoo artistsBarbara Gross
FarmacyPharmacyA long way to go to pick up a prescriptionBarbara Gross
Pharmacy’sPharmacyDrug counter at a department storeBarbara Gross
KiddishYiddishThe language spoken by Israeli childrenBarbara Gross
TarchaicArchaicWhen asphalt is so out-of-date that you opt for a concrete drivewayJane Sasser
Statin IslandStaten IslandA place where residents are known for their low rate of heart diseaseBarbara Gross
CarbuckleCarbuncleSeat beltBarbara Gross
ConpassionCompassionAnything to get her in the sackJackin Yow
MassignationAssignationGroup gropeJackin Yow
RanthemAnthemProtest musicMike Harcrow
CorrugrateCorrugateA dollar-store cheese or vegetable julienning deviceMike Harcrow
SuperpiousSuperbiousPapal in natureMike Harcrow
ObstunateObstinateDetermined to shockCarole Marantz
GemagogueDemagogueDespotic jewelry appraiserCarole Marantz
ExcaptionalExceptionalUnique inscriptionCarole Marantz
EnterproseEnterpriseWordy undertakingCarole Marantz
SononymsSynonymsSimilar male childrenCarole Marantz
CarpetbangerCarpetbaggerSex on the living room floorGeoff Williams
BarberianBarbarianArmy haircutsGeoff Williams
CorpmuscleCorpuscleA company that includes free gym passes as part of its benefit packageGeoff Williams
CelloplaneCellophaneA method of transportation for an orchestraGeoff Williams
GridgeBridgeAnimosity at the card tableGeoff Williams
PsunamiTsunamiA tidal wave in the eastern MediterraneanMike Harcrow
FilmflamFlimflamTo document a grifterBarbara Gross
RikotterRicottaWelcome back cheese to my dietBarbara Gross
UslurpUsurpTo seize someone’s drink at a 7-11Barbara Gross
CroissaintCroissantA communion waferMike Harcrow
DidgeridoDidgeridooAboriginal faux pasMike Harcrow
ScurgeScourgeTo punish with an endless lectureMike Harcrow
PhlebottomyPhlebotomyTaking blood from behindMike Harcrow
PetteryPotteryBeswick figurinesMike Harcrow
CwminalCriminalA Welsh felonMike Harcrow
BirthpayBirthdayNatal tabMike Harcrow
CelibrateCelibateA non-orgyMike Harcrow
OrcatOrcaJust another unsuccessful chimeraMike Harcrow
CircusstanceCircumstanceOne’s view on clown and animal actsMike Harcrow
CrepusculardCrepuscularEvening baconMike Harcrow
UncommaUncommonWithout Oxford conformityMike Harcrow
TorianderCorianderRight-wing parsleyMike Harcrow
SaladmanderSalamanderUnexpected protein in your greensMike Harcrow
DomimatrixDominatrixMotherboardMike Harcrow
KnaifNaifSharp but innocentMike Harcrow
PursonalizedPersonalizedCat’s unique soundCarole Marantz
AvocalypseApocalypseAnti-vax disasterCarole Marantz
MaskmasterTaskmasterDr. Fauci’s attitude re masksCarole Marantz
LiurnalDiurnalDaily liesCarole Marantz
TimpidLimpidA small soggy donut marketed by a Canadian corporationGeoff Williams
TyruantTruantA dictator who skipped all of his school yearsGeoff Williams
MarathinMarathonA diet based on running 26.2 miles a dayGeoff Williams
FargeryForgeryCrime in a N Dakota cityGeoff Williams
MastodontMastodonWhy those big creatures went extinctGeoff Williams
ResisdanceResistanceWallflowerMike Harcrow
ConifermationConfirmationCorrectly recognizing evergreensMike Harcrow
MinibumMinimumA diminutive panhandlerMike Harcrow
VolkswagerVolkswagenThe people’s betMike Harcrow
CordledCurdledTo have gained a ropy viscosityMike Harcrow
OpprobariumOpprobriumThe disgrace of the enemaMike Harcrow
NaidamantNaiveteCocksure viridity in the Garden of EdenDoug Langmead
ShipbolethShibbolethNo whistling aboardJackin Yow
WiurnalDiurnalDaily questionsCarole Marantz
UncertainlyUncertaintyHaving a bit of difficulty working on Heisenberg’s theoryGeoff Williams
TriobitesTrilobitesTiny sandwiches that can be consumed in three mouthfulsGeoff Williams
BolliclesFolliclesTufts of hair in strategic places on the male bodyGeoff Williams
CastronautAstronautCuban space manGeoff Williams
MadshipmanMidshipmanA sailor who can no longer stand being at sea for long periodsGeoff Williams
Madshipman(Comment).....and joining the Stern GangDoug Langmead
FantangoFandangoWhat Barcelona soccer club supporters do after a big winGeoff Williams
BlandmangeBlancmangeHospital mealsGeoff Williams
LusterineListerineA very special mouthwash that raises your libido as it cleanses your mouthGeoff Williams
SemiconductorSemiconductorsDispatcher at an electric trucking companyAnne DelCampo
CologneoscopyColonoscopyEau de merdeAnne DelCampo
FakeboardingWakeboardingKeeping surf gear strapped to your car but having no idea how to use itMike Harcrow
CrudeitesCruditesA veritable variety of vulgar vegetablesAnne DelCampo
DrunkyardDrunkardA BiergartenAnne DelCampo
GalabasterAlabasterFestive white stone or plasterMike Harcrow
SyclophantSycophantA one-eyed brownnoserMike Harcrow
RustaceanCrustaceanAn oxidized lobsterMike Harcrow
DachahundDachshundStrays on vacationMike Harcrow
ItifulPitifulFull of itMike Harcrow
ScantileverCantileverA Juliet balconyMike Harcrow
ToiletreesToiletriesCamping solutionMike Harcrow
PealletsPelletsKumquatsMike Harcrow
NopinionOpinionGearlessMike Harcrow
FeztoonFestoonA garland of Tommy Coopers, "just like that"!Doug Langmead
PottiPottoA tiny mammal that when frightened hides under the bedGeoff Williams
TransmogrifryTransmogrifyIntending to return to earth after death as an angel one makes a wrong turnGeoff Williams
TramsmoggifyTransmogrifyAfter ones death returning to earth as a catGeoff Williams
AmbiguiltyAmbiguityOn the other hand I just may have done itGeoff Williams
CracketCricketA new game for those with short attention spans wherein you toss a walnut in the air and try to break it with a bat made of willowGeoff Williams
RainationRuinationEnglandGeoff Williams
EtoxicExoticCyber-transmitted mortalityEmile Ouellette
ArubalaArugulaSalad popular in the CaribbeanBarbara Gross
AmplesauceApplesauceMy pasta is fine.Barbara Gross
Ali BabkaAli BabaThe guy who stole my cakeBarbara Gross
LeefullyGleefullyNot on the sunny sideMike Harcrow
DronedaryDromedaryA remote-control camelMike Harcrow
ShinocerosRhinocerosAn irradiated ungulateMike Harcrow
MugneticMagneticAttracted to huge cupsCarole Marantz
TenophobicXenophobicAnti anything ten !Carole Marantz
BaliroomBallroomA place to stay in IndonesiaMike Harcrow
RoblematicProblematicCostume malfunctionMike Harcrow
IrefighterFirefighterOne who suppresses her displeasureMike Harcrow
OptometrystOptometristMore than just an eye appointmentMike Harcrow
PsichisesPsychosesProblems with Greek lettersMike Harcrow
CourtesankCourtesanA drowned loverMike Harcrow
Bona fidosBona fidesPedigreed petsBarbara Gross
AyatollyahAyatollahYou should have listened to me!Barbara Gross
FinefighterFirefighterOne who protests a parking ticketBarbara Gross
CamellotCamelotWhere to park your camelBarbara Gross
Home nunHome runNoun. Possibly an Adj as well.
When a member of a religious community of women does something that is particularly successful.
Thomas G Keller
ProcrestinationProcrastinationSleeping while you don’t do stuffMike Harcrow
HamomletHamletDanish breakfast dishBarbara Gross
Diary QueenDairy QueenElizabeth’s secrets revealed!Barbara Gross
FandingleFandangleAficionados’ glenMike Harcrow
AnteclimaxAnticlimaxTo bet after the cards are dealtBarbara Gross
A PropostA ProposPer your InstagramBarbara Gross
Riga MortisRigor MortisHow to tell if a Latvian is deadBarbara Gross
JursyJuryWhat one wears to a trialMike Harcrow
ExanimationExaminationA former cartoonMike Harcrow
ComppostCompostStamp not requiredBarbara Gross
LavanderLavenderThe sweet smell after a volcanic eruptionBarbara Gross
BarigoldMarigoldFlower-shaped ingotBarbara Gross
ToothwasteToothpastePlaqueBarbara Gross
CannibalisCannabisEating marijuana instead of smoking itBarbara Gross
ConsommationConsummationFinishing your soupBarbara Gross
ShofartShofarA ram’s horn badly blownMike Harcrow
PerkalePercaleBed sheets made of finely woven cabbageMike Harcrow
PlumbingoPlumbingSuddenly discovering, after hours of frustrated investigation, the source of a pipe leakMike Harcrow
JurisrudenceJurisprudenceThe study of unrefined barristryMike Harcrow
BruischettaBruschettaWhen the tomatoes are banged up but you top your toast with them anywayMike Harcrow
BrushettaBruschettaWhat to do when Etta’s hair is untidyMike Harcrow
FecathlonDecathlonDodging ten piles at the dog parkMike Harcrow
AtmospthereAtmosphereNot this planet’s gaseous envelope but that one’sMike Harcrow
SorgumSorghumThe after effect of a tooth-pullingMike Harcrow
ScrambbleScrambleComing up with WPMI words whilst shuffling tiles in an attempt to maximise your Scrabble score.Doug Langmead
RapitalistCapitalistOne who’s made lots of money by intoning profane patter to an incessant beatMike Harcrow
SandoffStandoffWhat you want most after a day at the beach...that and a margaritaMike Harcrow
BarbuncleCarbuncleThe wittiest of your parent’s male siblingsMike Harcrow
PrevaridatePrevaricateUse someone else’s picture on match.comBarbara Gross
Revote controlRemote controlRunoff electionBarbara Gross
LollipotLollipopHalloween basketBarbara Gross
GelatinounGelatinousA jiggly person, place, or thingMike Harcrow
StadisticsStatisticsDoing cruel, unspeakable things with numbersGeoff Williams
GonGinI only opened this bottle half an hour ago-where did it all go?Geoff Williams
PuntificatePontificatePapal double entendreMike Harcrow
HabitbatHabitatA flying mammal that will cause a nun to dance unexpectedly when she dressesMike Harcrow
CarniforeCarnivoreOne who golfs poorly with meatballsMike Harcrow
FlourescentFluorescentThe wonderful smell in a bakeryBarbara Gross
VaccinenationVaccinationA country where everyone has gotten their shotsBarbara Gross
SkimpeeSkimpyA sewage treatment plantMike Harcrow
CaravatCaravanSeveral fermentation or mixing tanks in a rowMike Harcrow
IdeorogueIdeologueProponent of an unexpected wayMike Harcrow
CarburritoCarburetorWhat regulates the air to gas ratio in flatulenceMike Harcrow
FloorishFlourishAppearing to be an indoor walking surfaceMike Harcrow
ContemporareContemporarySliced fresh off the cow and served immediatelyMike Harcrow
CurfailCurtailA creature’s inability to be a dogMike Harcrow
PalratePalpateBFF or notMike Harcrow
HenbrewsHebrewsTea for chickensMike Harcrow
DivoteeDevoteeA cusp-topped toothpick holding a golfer’s Club Sandwich together.Doug Langmead
BichBachToo hot to HandelJackin Yow
MedelsohnMendelssohnBruch’s nemesisJackin Yow
PetulentPetulantBorrow "man’s best friend"Carole Marantz
PiurnalDiurnalDaily dessertCarole Marantz
CatasonicCatatonicSilent soundCarole Marantz
AttequatorAttenuatorA big knob that reduces circumferential amplitudeMike Harcrow
StercoraleousStercoraceousRelating to marine polyp poopMike Harcrow
BeathovenBeethovenMozartJackin Yow
PhilthyFilthyPhilip, before his bathMike Harcrow
MystressMistressProblems with a loverMike Harcrow
ConchubineConcubineA gastropodic courtesanMike Harcrow
UssessmentAssessmentEvaluation of our groupMike Harcrow
RubrickRubricWhen the assignment outweighs the purview of the courseMike Harcrow
BicyclopsBicyclistA one-eyed giant with the rare genetic abnormality of two eyesMike Harcrow
GaspirinAspirinHead and tummy tabsMike Harcrow
EmoatMoatA melodramatic ditchMike Harcrow
HarmonicabHarmonicaA taxi driver with a mouth organMike Harcrow
CircusitousCircuitousWhen a three-ring show takes the long way to its next venueMike Harcrow
DymanicDynamicExpire freneticallyJackin Yow
TaxipermistTaxidermistSomeone who can give you a ride, style your hair and leave you looking dead gorgeousDoug Williams
AmoelbaAmoebaAn organism that is delicious when spread on toasted crackers( you need rather a lot)Geoff Williams
EggcentricEgocentricA person fixated on ChickensGeoff Williams
AstrongentAstringentA weightlifterGeoff Williams
SnobservationObservationElitist point of viewEmile Ouellette
AnchoraleAnchorageA singing group that just stands thereMike Harcrow
AbchemyAlchemyMagic weight lossMike Harcrow
CabrogateAbrogateRefusing to take a taxi that you have hailed because you do not like the look of thee driverGeoff Williams
ArrograntArrogantAllocation of arrows to English bowmen at Agincourt by Henry VGeoff Williams
AssympotmaticAsymptomaticThose that believe if they show no symptoms of Covid after vaccination that they cannot be carriers and thereafter ignore the standard safety precautionsGeoff Williams
CongomerationConglomerationCentral-African mash-upMike Harcrow
SupertankardSupertankerThe 5-gallon steinMike Harcrow
NincomplopNincompoopA fool’s fallMike Harcrow
SapportSupportDeplete wineCarole Marantz
InfermationInformationImplied knowledgeCarole Marantz
CacophunyCacophonyAmusing noiseCarole Marantz
TeanderthalNeanderthalAncient beverageCarole Marantz
ControverseControversyA musical or poetic chorus, refrain, or bridgeMike Harcrow
CryoplasticPyroclasticArtificial, moldable compound created in below-freezing temperaturesMike Harcrow
CoiffumeCoiffureThe olfactory effect of too much AquaNetMike Harcrow
ReasonateResonateTo prove a point over and over and overBalazs Monoki
ReefereeRefereeCannabis quality managerBalazs Monoki
HaberdisheryHaberdasheryMen’s unwashed kitchenware and accessoriesBalazs Monoki
VetflixNetflixStreaming movies about war or animals.Barbara Gross
JackplotJackpotA plan to steal a car.Barbara Gross
FillybusterFilibusterA bronco who trains female horsesBarbara Gross
stop & stopstop & shopDon’t go into that supermarket!Barbara Gross
iProneiPhoneTending to shop for electronic equipment at an Apple storeBarbara Gross
CrudenzaCredenzaA sideboard requiring refurbishmentMike Harcrow
ChancellationCancellationWhen the choir sings at the altarMike Harcrow
PostmaxPostmanThe charge for a first-class stamp (with insurance and tracking and overnight delivery and a mint on your pillow)Mike Harcrow
CycaloneCycloneOne person on a tandem bike, riding like the windDoug Langmead
PerfumPerfumeScented vapesMike Harcrow
CycaloneCycloneOne on a tandem bikeMike Harcrow
GuestrouseGuesthouseA wake-up callMike Harcrow
EproxyEpoxyA sticky surrogateMike Harcrow
KwaiserKaiserRuler of a river in ThailandMike Harcrow
GardenialGardeniaOne who insists she has a green thumb in spite of her perpetual herbal casualtiesMike Harcrow
ImplankImplantTo be injured by a particularly large splinterMike Harcrow
OcarenalOcarinaA kidney-shaped fluteMike Harcrow
PiecurstPiecrustOne’s continuing inability to successfully make tartsMike Harcrow
AdoriginalAboriginalOne’s first child or first loveMike Harcrow
HanquettesBanquettesTiny nautical fastenersMike Harcrow
SequinoxEquinoxThe time of year when female performers switch out their costumesMike Harcrow
CommissalyCommissaryCatholic bookstoreMike Harcrow
PhododendronRhododendronThe genus of shrub on which rice noodles are grownMike Harcrow
NympholispyNympholepsyThe speech impediment many guys get around beautiful womenMike Harcrow
AsympotesAsymptotesAdjacent sterilized donkeysName withheld
GrinnGrinAdapting traditional Fairy stories to provide a happy endingGeoff Williams
CamooseVamooseMaking your getaway in the back of a railway trainGeoff Williams
PakestinianPalestinianThe uncanny ability to take two diverse nationalities and insult them both at the same timeGeoff Williams
NikedNikeAppearing in public wearing nothing but running shoesGeoff Williams
SunkdeckSundeckIt did not look anything like that on the original plans dearGeoff Williams
CautherizeCauterizeGiving the OK to the surgeon to ram electric wires up your noseGeoff Williams
GlutzGlitzJust too much blingGeoff Williams
CoaterieCoterieThat place in a theatre where you leave your outer garmentsGeoff Williams
FortumatelyFortunatelyLucky in loveGeoff Williams
LackadaisycalLackadaisicalNot showing enough enthusiasm, for the lack of a daisy.Vali Jamal
DamphletsPamphletsBrochures distributed in the rainMike Harcrow
YomageHomageStreet greet for Houdini, Copperfield, et alMike Harcrow
QuicksendQuicksandInstant electronic transfer of funds, information, communication, etc.Mike Harcrow
CheckmaneCheckmateThe purpose of mirrorsMike Harcrow
DelicatessenceDelicatessenThe smell of sliced meatsMike Harcrow
HamisphereHemisphereComedy night clubJackin Yow
EgotesticleEgotisticalSelf important maleLaura Ciszek
RectumferenceCircumferenceThe measurement of how big an asshole you are.Dana Belanger
MisteakeMistakeA diet characterized by an excessive amount of red meat.John Amodeo
FicuspidBicuspidToothy shrubberyMike Harcrow
AstroblumeAstroblemeFlowers in a craterMike Harcrow
AxtinguishExtinguishDestroy with hatchetCarole Marantz
EnergazeEnergizeIntense stareCarole Marantz
CarpulentCorpulentOversized vehicleCarole Marantz
QuarterbockQuarterbackSouth African trying out for US Pro teamGeoff Williams
LattrineLatrineThe absolute worst cup of coffee you have ever hadGeoff Williams
ConnectarConnectorA juicy linkMike Harcrow
PoseidontPoseidonNo fish-fry tonight, dearJackin Yow
AfroditeAphroditeHer Nubian cousinJackin Yow
ArthemisArtemisUsed car lot, specializing in souped-up muscle carsJackin Yow
TwitansTitansThe other slew of kids whom Uranus and Gaia preferred not to acknowledgeJackin Yow
PanopolyPanoplyA board game using cookware as game piecesMike Harcrow
FalltersFaltersWireless parachutesDoug Langmead
LevelatorElevatorGoes only left and rightEmile Ouellette
FloccidentFlocculentAn unexpected rip in one’s sweaterMike Harcrow
ChuffleShuffleA brute’s impaired gaitMike Harcrow
GhieveryThieveryStolen butterMike Harcrow
CurddlyCuddlyWhey too affectionateDoug Langmead
AlcoolicAlcoholicAddicted to air conditioningMike Harcrow
CorneryOrnery1. Cantankerous maize
2. Stuck at the junction of two walls
Mike Harcrow
ImpoachmentImpoachmentWhat is done to a politician who gets into hot waterBarbara Gross
SpigoxSpigotWall-mounted oxygen tapMike Harcrow
TarmentorTormentorOne who teaches others how to lay asphalt surfacesGeoff Williams
FlirtattiousFlirtatiousInked seductressMike Harcrow
OctopunOctopusMaximum number of inferences known to exist in a single word jokeMike Harcrow
BarberianBarbarianA savage hairdresserMike Harcrow
ColumnbineColumbineA tall, rigid wildflower; a manly buttercupMike Harcrow
StrutegyStrategySwagger stressCarole Marantz
CafegorizeCategorizeAnalysis of simple fare eateriesCarole Marantz
MisogylistMisogynistA compilation of despised womenCarole Marantz
VioleftVioletPurple on the port sideMike Harcrow
ProvokstProvostAn easily annoyed administratorMike Harcrow
PorcupincePorcupineA rodent with both offensive and defensive weaponryMike Harcrow
MisteakeMistakeA diet characterized by an excessive amount of red meat.John Amodeo
AfghonistanAfghanistanUSA finally moves all its troops out.Geoff Williams
VicarousVicariousA cockney priests ’omeGeoff Williams
ImpdentImpudentWhat a hellion driver may causeMike Harcrow
CraptozoologyCryptozoologyThe study of the digestive and expurgation processes of mythical creaturesMike Harcrow
EcdysiantEcdysiastA formic pole dancerMike Harcrow
SkeptaclesSpectaclesA questionable prescriptionMike Harcrow
FontraryContraryInsubordinate typesetterMike Harcrow
SatisfunktorySatisfactory(Self-evident)Emile Ouellette
ImpostropheApostropheGiven the considerable difficulty the general population has in the proper use of the apostrophe, I suggest we just acknowledge reality and change the word accordinglyClark Ohnesorge Jr
InconsoleableInconsolableGoing into a deep depression because someone has stolen your favourite stereo systemGeoff Williams
NongooseMongooseA very confused creature that knows it cannot fly and is afraid of cobrasGeoff Williams
LaoindaryLapidaryA French rabbit that has been turned to stoneGeoff Williams
Markist-LeninistMarxist-LeninistOne who gets fed up with spending hours marking Russian students term papers and throws their lot in with revolutionariesGeoff Williams
LeviscerateEviscerateSteal bluejeans from a clotheslineJackin Yow
LiverateLiberateWhat cirrhosis didJackin Yow
SecretarpSecretaryClerk coverMike Harcrow
FlockenspielGlockenspielHarmonious fowlMike Harcrow
BromitesBromidesTiny organisms that tend to inhabit your best buddyGeoff Williams
AstrakanAstrakhanToilet on a Star shipGeoff Williams
ClamorousGlamorousA desire for shellfish; an alluring molluskMike Harcrow
ZuezZeusEgyptian god of maritime mishapsJackin Yow
CallipigeonCallipygianSexy strutter on the plazaMike Harcrow
ArtcheryArcheryDrawing bowsDoug Langmead
MantankerousCantankerousDescribing a guy with a beer bellyMike Harcrow
SicophantsSycophantsStressed out by teeny insectsCarole Marantz
CatcusCaucusRude,nasty felineCarole Marantz
DandylionsDandelionsGlamorous beastsCarole Marantz
MollydoddleMollycoddleOr should I hold out for Hermione?Jackin Yow
SignecureSinecureA job where one teaches people who can only make an X how to sign their names properlyGeoff Williams
SuffolcatedSuffocatedMoving your home to one in an Eastern English countyGeoff Williams
SquallorSqualorDebris after a stormMike Harcrow
ApostrophyApostropheAn ancient award given to the Disciple who performed most miracles in a monthGeoff Williams
BallbearersPallbearersJock strapsGeoff Williams
BridgegroomBridegroomMarrying your card playing partnerGeoff Williams
PilotonPelotonStage leaders in the Tour de FranceDoug Williams
CirculardCircularMolson’s muscle or Labatt’s lumpJackin Yow
AntimalardialAntimalarialBuckshotJackin Yow
TroothacheToothacheThat poignant moment when you tell your child that there is no Tooth FairyGeoff Williams
Tempo di falseTempo di valseWhen the movement states it’s a dance but the meter is 7/8Mike Harcrow
LordialCordialWith the air of minor royaltyMike Harcrow
MurkantileMercantileFive-and-dime after a floodMike Harcrow
KlondiveKlondikeA polar bear plungeMike Harcrow
AlcaczarAlcazarA Russian potentate in a Spanish castleMike Harcrow
DeracifateDeracinateDeath of a carrotMike Harcrow
HodiearnalHodiernalDaily wageMike Harcrow
LycranthropyLycanthropyBecoming a werewolf in spandexMike Harcrow
SnobbygosterSnollygosterAn unscrupulous classistMike Harcrow
AnachronismoAnachronismAn outdated AtlasDoug Langmead
MaunderetteLaunderetteCoin-operated washing machines which drift during the spin cycleMike Harcrow
ReminentEminentConspicuous has-beenJackin Yow
CowbelleCowbellAlluring heiferEmile Ouellette
OmitousVomitousDry heavesMike Harcrow
BeefriendBefriendverb..to form a bond with someone you are barbecuing steak withTom St. Louis
AnguilliforkAnguilliformA tool for roasting an eelMike Harcrow
FintimatesIntimates (v.)Making fishy insinuationsMike Harcrow
ShtupShut-upCOVID shut-in’s imperative followed by an interrogative?Jackin Yow
MarathongMarathonHow your underwear feels after running 26.2 milesMike Harcrow
ParadimesParadigms20 centsMike Harcrow
Halzheimer’sAlzheimer’sThe new wonder drug: now you can hide your own Easter EggsJackin Yow
Antidisestabfishment- arianismAntidisestablishment- arianismOpposition to the retraction of government funding for spearfishingMike Harcrow
SuperindententSuperintendentOne prone to using multiple tab stopsMike Harcrow
AdministraitorAdministratorA conspiratorial bureaucratMike Harcrow
ConnaptionConniptionA tantrum at nap timeMike Harcrow
LogomachoLogomachyFisticuffs over verbiage; manly wordsmithingMike Harcrow
ManumentalMonumentalAlpha maleCarole Marantz
ReasurrectionResurrectionSildenafilJackin Yow
MobarchistMonarchistA member of the Mafia who just loves the British Royal familyGeoff Williams
StitltifyStultifyTo perform a daring circus actGeoff Williams
RingleaverRingleaderHanging up on unidentified phone callsGeoff Williams
ShirthandedShorthandedA desperate last second attempt at a tackle in a rugby game.Geoff Williams
CurlycuesCurlicuesSpending your time waiting in the line up for your Covid shot by standing in a mazeGeoff Williams
AmbergriosAmbergrisSmelling like a rose but feeling like shitDoug Langmead
FlawLawAbnormally long armsDoug Langmead
Hazel tovMazel tovAn expression of congratulations with a noticeable tinge of envyMike Harcrow
NoctambullystNoctambulistOne who is mean to others only in his dreamsMike Harcrow
NudacityNugacityUndressing without purposeMike Harcrow
GibraltardGibraltarA marriage on the rocksDoug Langmead
EvicerateEviscerateAn ancient tradition of cutting large slices out of sinners in order to relieve them of their sinful waysGeoff Williams
SurverSurferA phenomenon usually found in Hawaii wherein natives ride surfboards out to stranded novice surfers and deliver a cocktail to themGeoff Williams
ExpirateExpiateA retired buccaneerGeoff Williams
IcklesPicklesKimchiMike Harcrow
SongramSonogramEvidence of a boyMike Harcrow
BloodsnotBloodshotResult of a ruptured nasal vesselMike Harcrow
CapillardyCapillaryPorcine blood supplierMike Harcrow
GuntrifryGentrifyThoughts, actions and speech intensely influenced by the Second AmendmentCarole Marantz
BullyacheBellyacheSick of constant harassmentCarole Marantz
HostericalHystericalOver-indulges guestsCarole Marantz
Non trippoNon troppoA musical directive meaning screw up“allegro non trippo", for example, means “quickly and without embarrassing yourself"Mike Harcrow
PinebibberWinebibberEwell GibbonsMike Harcrow
RhinoclasticRhinoplasticPertaining to fossilized fragments of horned ungulatesMike Harcrow
LollygaffeLollygagA hard candy faux pasMike Harcrow
TunambulistFunambulistAn ocean food-fish walking a highwireMike Harcrow
StenturianStentorianLiving for at least a hundred years with a dicky heartGeoff Williams
TeemitesTermitesVery small golfersGeoff Williams
PrimodeniturePrimogenitureYour son and heir’s first toothGeoff Williams
SemiquiverSemiquaverA poor economy in Nottingham Forest causes Robin Hood and his Merry Men to cut down sharply on the number of arrows that they carryGeoff Williams
CorgiesCorgisWhat happens at Buckingham Palace when the Queen is away and she puts Prince Andrew in charge of her beloved dogs.Geoff Williams
ObestreperousObstreperousA weight-defiant/control-defiant personVali Jamal
HornitholigistOrnitholigistA person with deep thoughts of sexual activities with birdsAllan Diamond
VaccinakedVaccinatedWhen you took off your shirt to get a shot, because you couldn’t roll up your sleeve high enough. In a sentence: I went to get my COVID-19 vaccination, and ended up getting vaccinakedCharles Hostetler
CowefficientCoefficientA champion milk producerGeoff Williams
WimpledonWimbledonA high level tennis tournament in UK restricted to entry by nuns onlyGeoff Williams
MarinariaMarinaraA saucy little songMike Harcrow
DypsepticDyspepticWallowing in a pit of vile furyJackin Yow
MutfiMuftiWhat you pay the pound to take Rover homeJackin Yow
SixpeckSixpack1. Chickens who work out
2. Beer supply for a South African
Geoff Williams
UndergrabUndergradUniversity student who makes his living as a pickpocketGeoff Williams
CoperatorOperatorPerson handling the switchboard at the local police stationGeoff Williams
Clan-openerCan-openerClaymoreJackin Yow
StrumpestStrumpet1. The most obvious manifestation of the profession 2. The one who will not leave the passenger-side window when the light changesJackin Yow
SackclotSackclothKidney stoneJackin Yow
DaffydilDaffodilCrazy soup greensCarole Marantz
RafterthoughtAfterthoughtMaybe the lumberjack should have put on a life jacketJackin Yow
MoribundittyMoribundityA surprisingly upbeat funeral tuneAnne DelCampo
SpermeatePermeateImpregnateAnne DelCampo
DisembrogueDisembogueTake your shoes offAnne DelCampo
HarmiusHarmoniousThe sound of infinityMike Harcrow
UptopiaUtopiaThe perfect mountaintop communeMike Harcrow
SirendipitySerendipityA chance encounter with a seductressAnne DelCampo
MisstakenMistakenFind another prom dateEmile Ouellette
GraveryGravyA fuller-bodied gravyAmy German
McCawMacawA Scottish parrotMike Harcrow
PyathlonPythonA footrace for big snakesMike Harcrow
SpectaculardSpectacularThe best pig fat everMike Harcrow
LampshameLampshadeThe inability to afford nice interior lighting, leaving you stuck with your parents “vintage pieces"Mike Harcrow
HunderstormThunderstormWhen it’s raining cats and dogs but without the catsMike Harcrow
SousaponeSousaphoneMarching cornbreadMike Harcrow
HarpentryCarpentryCue for the harpistMike Harcrow
LaginLoginProcrastinateCarole Marantz
SuperfacialSuperficialLarge FaceCarole Marantz
ReffluviumEffluviumUmp’s odious callsJackin Yow
EvangelasticEvangelisticReady to move to a more religion as necessaryGeoff Williams
CollargenCollagenThe little label inside a mans shirt to tell you the size of the neckGeoff Williams
ScrawnScrawnyThe opposite of brawn; brute wimpinessMike Harcrow
HarmacyPharmacyAn apothecary devoted to breaking the Hippocratic OathMike Harcrow
UrneasinessUneasinessFeelings of anxiety or discomfort in a crematoriumMia Debidin
ProstauteProstateWhen confronted with a really good reason to puckerJackin Yow
AllygatorAlligatorA supportive, encouraging swamp reptileMike Harcrow
UranatingUrinating/PissingAn astronaut passing into space on his way to the seventh planetDoug Langmead
PaladroitMaladroitThat awkward friendMike Harcrow
BolshevicksBolsheviksCold remedy used by Russian revolutionariesGeoff Williams
FalsyhoodFalsehoodPlush cashmere sweaterJackin Yow
EmergencryEmergencyIn politics, climate, sexuality, colour, public health, language, employment, voting, etc., etc., "s not fair!"Jackin Yow
TransmatableTransmutableChacun son got!Jackin Yow
PrepperoniPepperoniOne item in a doomsday survival kitMike Harcrow
ImportankImportantMechanized cavalry purchased from another countryMike Harcrow
ConsommateConsummateWhen a groom in his dotage makes a potage of his stewardshipDoug Langmead
CargohydratesCarbohydratesA shipload of organic compoundsGeoff Williams
OrgientalOrientalHot times in ShanghaiGeoff Williams
VeteranariansVeterinariansOld soldiers who have gone to the dogsGeoff Williams
DimosaursDinosaursWhy they went extinctGeoff Williams
BlaseballBaseball39000 Texans who could not care less about contracting a serious disease so long as they can watch a baseball game and drink beer in publicGeoff Williams
PerpetractorPerpetratorMiscreant farm vehicleMike Harcrow
SuspicniciousSuspiciousA questionable outdoor mealMike Harcrow
AirwhorthyAirworthyMail-order inflatable companionJackin Yow
ExcementExcrementSupport payments that bindJackin Yow
Rifft-rafftRiff-raffMany a marital bedJackin Yow
FemurlFemurThe underpinning of a hippy chickDoug Langmead
PaliticsPoliticsElected work for pals not their constituentsCarole Marantz
EquinotEquinoxEqual, we are not !Carole Marantz
JockularityJocularityA Scottish sense of humourGeoff Williams
AdmenistrationAdministrationThe business and financial side of the advertising tradeGeoff Williams
SplinthPlinthA statue erected in honour of a man with a lisp and a broken armGeoff Williams
DentropyEntropySo, your average lay-about man-cave?Jackin Yow
IntertitialInterstitialEr, cleavage?Jackin Yow
BlockdownLockdownBricklayers calls for strike actionJackin Yow
PigmeantPigmentWrong colorEmile Ouellette
ForrestforestA place far away you go to for restDonna Di Paolo
QueeryQueryVerb: To ask a friend if they are lesbian, gay, bi-sexual, transgender, queer or questioning.
Noun: The question being asked to learn a friend’s sexual orientation.
Jerry Steinberg
JourkneeJourneyJoint issues from tourist walkingMike Harcrow
MisprisonMisprisionParoleGeoff Williams
CompactibiltyCompatibiltyLearning to drive in a small carGeoff Williams
GharishGarishWhere a drunkard parks his carGeoff Williams
DiswilleryDistilleryAn establishment that produces less than palpable Spiritus FrumentiMary Ellen Quigley
InsurgeontsInsurgentsRebel doctorsMike Harcrow
ConglamerateConglomerateA large group of flamboyant peopleMike Harcrow
PatternosterPaternosterDelivering a sermon by text messageGeoff Williams
DignosedDiagnosedSomeone with a proboscis like a shovelGeoff Williams
FlootballFootballA team game wherein one has to control a soccer ball while playing a musical instrumentGeoff Williams
AmorpheousAmorphous/MorpheusA dream lover on a malleable matrixDoug Langmead
PorkmanteauPortmanteauA pigskin brief caseGeoff Williams
ShiitakerShiitakeKept-in-the-dark kowtowerJackin Yow
SubpeonySubpoenaNot quite a peony (that is, not showy enough)Mike Harcrow
CruditionEruditionCovering up your high intelligence by using foul languageGeoff Williams
TumoresqueHumoresqueSuffering from a severe condition but keeping a cheerful attitudeGeoff Williams
DearthbedDeathbedMarital sleeping arrangement in one-bed dysfunctional familyJackin Yow
BumbskullNumbskullCranio-rectal inversionJackin Yow
PeregrinotionsPeregrinationsSo wasted, you think youre actually capable of flightJackin Yow
RevaricatePrevaricateThe practice of habitual liarsMike Harcrow
BandemicPandemicCovid 19 hoaxersCarole Marantz
UrgerySurgeryOperating on desireMike Harcrow
PorcinemaPorcinePig moviesMike Harcrow
Ergotic HypothesisErgodic HypothesisThe assumption that everyone will eventually touch your Joules at an orgyName Witheld
PrognostrilcatePrognosticateForetell by smellMike Harcrow
CaprioletCabrioletCry sent up by a Spaniard seeing a beautiful Island off the Italian West coast for the first timeGeoff Williams
ArabaleArableEgyptian beer made from grass clippingsGeoff Williams
HindfastHandfastConstipatedJackin Yow
BelaborateElaborateSkewer to exhaustionJackin Yow
DuporableDeplorableCapable of being dupedCarole Marantz
NinentityNonenityNinety year old person of worthCarole Marantz
PlebeanPlebeianThe pedestrian pinto, the lowly lentil, the common canneliniAnne DelCampo
UsquelaughUsquebaughA wee giggle after a wee nipAnne DelCampo
ConsniptionConniptionHysterics in the wake of a horrible haircutAnne DelCampo
PimpotentImpotentProcurers temporary officeJackin Yow
SassquatchSasquatchA mouthy bigfootMike Harcrow
CarporealCorporealAttributes of your automobileMike Harcrow
SlarchStarchA stiff coniferMike Harcrow
CuriocityCuriosityAn entire metropolitan area of flea markets, souvenir shops, and side showsMike Harcrow
AdiosyncraticIdiosyncraticWeird, but not really giving a damn what people thinkJackin Yow
ArchestraOrchestraA grouping of partial circlesMike Harcrow
ElangationElongationA state of prolonged panacheMike Harcrow
LootenantLieutenantA renter who can only afford the bathroomMike Harcrow
AssoonBassoonA short-lived bass instrument of the woodwind family that never sounded any better than gassyMike Harcrow
AltrusticAltruisticA farm worker who stands in for another who is absentGeoff Williams
PigmeantPigmentPork substituteGeoff Williams
DaffydilsDaffodilsJokester jonquilsMike Harcrow
YoncreteConcretePavement, but over thereMike Harcrow
HorneryOrneryNot getting any; not pleasedJackin Yow
FindowWindowView into a fishMike Harcrow
SausafeSausageChastity belt for menMike Harcrow
FunkemptUnkemptBrazilian, Landing Strip, etc.Jackin Yow
PolterheistPoltergeistA robbery committed by a noisy ghostly apparitionHR White
BarbohydratesCarbohydratesThorny starchesMike Harcrow
SerendipotySerendipitySeat up; perfect aimJackin Yow
ContemprateContemplateTo think out loudMike Harcrow
PeritinklePeriwinkleThe ringing of small, blue-violet bellsMike Harcrow
FourlornForlornOne fewer than fivelornMike Harcrow
PeninsulkPeninsulaA landmass that’s not an islandMike Harcrow
ZenouementDenouementPeaceful conclusionMike Harcrow
EgreasiousEgregiousBad AND oilyMike Harcrow
SlalomeSlalomA skiing seductressMike Harcrow
CurflewCurlew/CurfewA daylightful birdDoug Langmead
DraggadocioBraggadocioVainglorious cross-dressingJackin Yow
OptimoisticOptimisticSalivating at the prospect of imminent successJackin Yow
FratulenceFlatulenceGaseous emissions emanating from a brotherHR White
esprit de corpseesprit de corpsa French ghostHR White
HindkerchiefHandkerchiefHalf a loinclothJackin Yow
StackyTackyComically over-endowedJackin Yow
RublishPublishDefame in printJackin Yow
ClarifictionClarificationThe attempt to make a matter more clear, transparent, or generally understandable foiled by the provision of faulty information invented by one’s imagination, feigned, or otherwise untrueEmmaline Barnhill
SyndicratedSyndicatedMob disposal optionJackin Yow
TrainslateTranslateRegular sign seen at British Railways stationsGeoff Williams
LowbotomyLobotomyTime for a visit to Weight WatchersGeoff Williams
ROMnantsRemnantsBytes left over from scraps of memoryDoug Langmead
JustifryJustifyA single french fry all by itselfWayne Price
NopenOpenWhen WPM is unavailable to accept your entryWayne Price
NearbourNeighbourA friend/acquaintance that strictly live next door, but near byAdam Grace
MaestrosoMaestro + maestosoPompous, arrogant, haughty, and condescending, as in the attitude and demeanor of an orchestral conductorMike Harcrow
OrenessSorenessMiner maladyMike Harcrow
MaburkaMazurkaA lively central-European dance with faces coveredMike Harcrow
RedunclePeduncleA sunburned relativeMike Harcrow
BatcoinBitcoinCurrency in use by certain denizens of Gotham CityGeoff Williams
TransluteTranslateStringed instrument played by a person undergoing a sex changeGeoff Williams
Hen PenBull PenThe area where female baseball pitchers warm upAnne DelCampo
PromiscuityPromiscuityThe reason for chaperones at the senior danceAnne DelCampo
LimperialImperialNo heir...no spareAnne DelCampo
LassitideLassitudeA wave of wearinessAnne DelCampo
SatisfictionSatisfactionUnreal satisfactionEmile Ouellette
VentriloquestVentriloquistThe time it took to get Charlie McCarthy to speakMike Harcrow
MutteranceUtteranceBark of a mixed-breed dog.Noah Bond
DecallogueDecalogueThe 10 Commandments on a stickerMichael de Silva
ChaphazardHaphazardNude Barrel RacingMichael de Silva
SpairPairTwo extraMichael de Silva
FartificialArtificialThe character of unnatural flatulenceMike Harcrow
DribaldryRibaldryObscene slobberMike Harcrow
FlyingpanFryingpanHero of a J M Barrie bookGeoff Williams
PlongtitudeLongitudeAn elaborate but obvious lie, neither an antonym or synonym of platitude , but rather the worlds first use of a rangonym due to the right angle aspectsNicholas Ashton
MissletoeMistletoeA North Korean game invented by Kim Jong Un‚ wherein if he kisses you on both cheeks you survive and if he does not you get stuffed into the nose cone of the next missile leaving townGeoff Williams
VerdisimilitudeVerisimilitudeA new opera written in the style of VerdiGeoff Williams
BiscultsBiscuitsFanatical followers of carb-only dietsMike Harcrow
CanapeaPanaceaLegume seeds in a tin cylinder (in Little Italy)Mike Harcrow
CarsimoniousParsimoniousOwns a YugoMike Harcrow
BajaarBazaarA container marketMike Harcrow
CurtleryCutleryTerse tablewareMike Harcrow
RuefuelRuefulFanning the flames of one’s sorrow, shame, or regretMike Harcrow
SexylogistSexologistThat cute chick in ShippingJackin Yow
PantoplyPanoplyA display of trousersMike Harcrow
MonopoloMonopolyA horseback game for oneMike Harcrow
DeficcantDesiccantA laxativeMike Harcrow
PrescrimptionPrescriptionGeneric drugsMike Harcrow
BroweryBreweryManufacturer of paste-on body hairMike Harcrow
OctopunsOctopusJokes where the teller always substitutes the word testicles and laughs uproariouslyGeoff Williams
GnuslingerGunslingerA paid killer operating in South AfricaGeoff Williams
CadillackCadillacArriving at the posh golf course on your bicycle and finding no one will carry your clubs for you.Geoff Williams
ChambraChambrayFalsiesJackin Yow
ZoomerangBoomerangTo suddenly leave a webinar and then shortly returnHR White
SexSixOne Seff Efrican less than sivinDoug Langmead
WornrowsCornrowsWhen your braids need a re-doMike Harcrow
PawcityPaucityA metropolitan area for cats and dogsMike Harcrow
OxerciseExerciseThe best way to enhance your bisonsDoug Langmead
DickotomyDichotomyA very serious male operation whose efficacy is in doubtGeoff Williams
MaltadroitMaladroitClumsily drink beer, i.e., runs down one’s chinJackin Yow
DialatribeDialatribeSmoke signalsDoug Langmead
CatalysmCatalystDoctrinal impetusMike Harcrow
DragonianDraconianThe character of a cruel, mythical flying lizardMike Harcrow
ChimpertyChampertyDressing up a monkey as a politician and expecting the voted peanuts to stream your wayJackin Yow
MunityUnityDissension in the ranksDoug Langmead
ImmutinyMutinySteadfast loyaltyDoug Langmead
BluzzardBuzzardA bird of prey that is well adapted for flying in very high windsGeoff Williams
PetrochomicalPetrochemicalBelief that one can sustain a 21st century economy on PV and fansJackin Yow
CameowCameoGarfields only sceneMichael de Silva
TVdiumTediumDaytime contentMichael de Silva
IndingoIndigoBlue dogMichael de Silva
Coop detatCoup detatto upset the pecking order of a hen house.HR White
VaccinityVaccine + VicinityProximity in location to vaccine distribution site, or proximity in time to receiving vaccine.Samantha Outcalt
AstrolaveAstrolabeToilets at the Kennedy Space CentreGeoff Williams
SyripSyrup / SyriaA sticky diplomatic situation in a turbulent Middle Eastern countryGeoff Williams
CowfoundConfoundA lost bovine no longer lostMike Harcrow
SparkinsonsParkinsonsA neurological brain disease characterized by fiery outburstsMike Harcrow
CantelopeCanteloupeWhen the bolting couple gets caught by her dadMike Harcrow
GneisslyNicelyHow rocks are supposed to play togetherMike Harcrow
CondomnationCondemnationStrong disapproval concerning the use of contraceptivesMia Debidin
GnuancedNuancedSubtly resembling a wildebeestMia Debidin
AdmineptAdministration Department (Admin Dept)The SNAFU GurusDoug Langmead
ApexitifAperitifThe very best liqueurMike Harcrow
ConquitadorConquistadorThe conqueror who didn’t goMike Harcrow
HunchmanHenchmanCwhiminal minionDoug Langmead
LonglevityLongevityLaughing off the yearsDoug Langmead
DiscrapancyDiscrepancyA messy inconsistencyKenneth Grinnell
MobivationMotivationA reason to runMike Harcrow
FlaguePlagueA contagion of bannersMike Harcrow
TannoyingAnnoyingCausing irritation over a public address systemMia Debidin
BoastmistressToastmistressI only use silk in whips and tiesJackin Yow
TotalifarianTotalitarianA Jamaican dictatorGeoff Williams
AcapilliariesCapilliariesSinging too much and making your blood vessels ruptureGeoff Williams
IntercorpseIntercourseNecrophiliaGeoff Williams
ImpottentImpotentWhen your instant pot, after age and years of use, is unable to achieve a pressure; resulting in an inability to perform in the kitchen.Kent Benton
VaccinityVaccine + VicinityProximity in location to vaccine distribution site, or proximity in time to receiving vaccine.Samantha Outcalt
MuteinyMutinyWhen people in your Zoom meeting won’t leave themselves muted, and it wrecks the meeting for everyone else.Beth Winnowski
DeposhitionDepositionThe giving of false information under oathKitty Valence
StevadoresStevedoresRomantic longshoremenAlan Phillips
DietribeDiatribeA primitive community of picky eatersAlan Phillips
Solitairey confinementSolitary confinementLocked in a cell with nothing but a deck of cardsAlan Phillips
NevertittiNevertitiFlat chested Egyptian EmpressGeoff Williams
TsarcissismNarcissismCaveat emperor the ne plus ultra of inflated self-esteemDoug Langmead
ExclustiveExclusivePining for the previous Mrs.Jackin Yow
Black-Outs MatterBlack outs matterPower to the people!Michael Brawley
CamopersCampersBored kids in a tentMichael de Silva
GintellectualIntellectualRummyMichael de Silva
EmbyronicEmbryonicBefore it was known he’d be Lord or Lady BJackin Yow
EsteamedEsteemedHow clams are served in SpainMichael de Silva
BlandishmintBlandishmentCandy for good behaviorMichael de Silva
VenomouseVenomousMickeyMichael de Silva
ClairvoyaintClairvoyantNormalMichael de Silva
CivilantSibilantHissing politelyMike Harcrow
DylsexicDyslexicOne who finds adult content in places where it doesn’t existMike Harcrow
SpanxerSpannerCompression wear for pipe repairMike Harcrow
EmewsMewsRowstrichesDoug Langmead
CastroenterisGastroenteritisA stomach ailment that causes the sufferer to keep making speeches of interminable lengthGeoff Williams
PygmitesPygmiesShort-tempered stunt-menDoug Langmead
DenisovainDenisovanThe guy Carly bitched aboutJackin Yow
CessnationCessationA small plane crashMike Harcrow
FreudensteinFrankensteinA sapient creature with the head of a scientist and the mind of an analystDoug Langmead
JobsterLobsterEmployment service for crustaceansMike Harcrow
CreocheBrioche + creoleCaribbean bread rollsMike Harcrow
WivalryRivalryProblems with polygamyMike Harcrow
NappenstanceHappenstanceThe ability to sleep while standing uprightGeoff Williams
VerbesityVerbosityTalking too much makes you fatGeoff Williams
SliquidLiquidBetter-designed pound noteJackin Yow
ParanormanParanormalElite group of French troops sent ahead by William the Conqueror to test out Harold’s defencesGeoff Williams
IndepedantIndependantThe person who sits next to you during the local Film Festival and tells you all about the plot nuances and the directors personal life storyGeoff Williams
TatareTatarWeight of a Turk sans luggage about to board an aircraftJackin Yow
SchysterShysterPorta-potti along Unter den LindenJackin Yow
DisdrainDisdainDown which the last ounce of respect was flushedJackin Yow
DisraptDisruptNo longer impressed by the rhetoricJackin Yow
GalamariCalamariA festive squidMike Harcrow
BroquetteCoquetteA flirty guyMike Harcrow
BranstormBrainstormA bad post-breakfast experience in the restroomMike Harcrow
SailientSalientThe relevance of boatingMike Harcrow
EquipmenEquipmentTool vendorsMike Harcrow
SheepskipSheepskinMissing graduationMike Harcrow
JarvestHarvestGleaning jam containersMike Harcrow
Whors-de-combatHors-de-combatCamp followersJackin Yow
BugpipeBagpipeDoodlesack with a defective chanterJackin Yow
BonasBolasExtra pay granted to an Argentinian Gaucho for his skill with his lassoGeoff Williams
GlammerGlimmerA movie star whose beauty is beginning to dimGeoff Williams
FatotumFactotumAn underling who got fat on the job, tum reinforcing the meaningVali Jamal
RuedimentaryRudimentaryBasic regret or a basic French streetRidley Odonnell
Oxy-MoronOxymoronSomeone who regularly uses street drugs.Michael Brawley
InnoculousInnocuousAn inoffensive jabDoug Langmead
HumorlesqueHumoresqueA written or musical composition completely devoid of capriciousness, fantasy, or whimsyMike Harcrow
ConquistadormConquistadorThe campus gigoloMike Harcrow
TheoretipalTheoreticalStudying the practice of friendshipMike Harcrow
ObeaseObeseMobility for the largeMike Harcrow
MonstrocityMonstrosityTokyoMike Harcrow
AbalonelyAbalonelyA mollusk without a dateMike Harcrow
PresipitationPrecipitationIndecision over using a drinking straw or notMike Harcrow
VerisimiltuneVerisimiltudeA song that borrows most of the music from a well known old tuneGeoff Williams

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