Welcome to the 2021 Submissions page!
We get new words regularly (frequently!) and work to post them as soon as practical. Anyone can contribute using the Submit Words Tab . Remember, “Clever is Better”……and far more likely to be published. Most recent words are at the top – if you like what you see, go back and enjoy some of the oldies but goodies on our Decade of Wordplay page.
Feedback and suggestions on the new page format are welcome. You can contact us at wordplay@ptitiude.com
A month or two ago we suggested limiting published entries to 10 per week. The quality and quantity of submittals made that limit seem a little draconian, so the flood has continued. It has been suggested that a self-imposed limit on the number of daily contributions would ease the load on the labour of love involved in uploading them all. Its a shame to stifle enthusiasm and creativity though, so another possibility is a separate “frequent contributors” page, with just a few of the best being duplicated on the 2021 page to encourage diversity.. Share your opinions and we will share the responses.
| New Word | Original Word | Definition - Clever is Better ! | Name |
|---|---|---|---|
| Kimosahbeer | Kimosahbee | Lone Ranger Lager | Anne DelCampo |
| Fortdress | Fortress | Military uniforms | Anne DelCampo |
| Shtupperware | Tupperware | Storage containers for sex toys | Anne DelCampo |
| Awkwords | Awkward | WPMI entrants that don’t make the cut | Anne DelCampo |
| Dimmunity | Immunity | Resistant to stupidity | Mike Harcrow |
| Dressert | Dessert + dresser | Hiding forbidden sweets in the sock drawer | Mike Harcrow |
| Aspmalt | Asphalt | A snake shake | Mike Harcrow |
| Cerepony | Ceremony | A little horse hired for birthday parties | Mike Harcrow |
| Blanddishment | Blandishment | A threat to cook a tasteless meal | Mike Harcrow |
| Patchyderm | Pachyderm | Skin plaques | Mike Harcrow |
| Pomples | Pimples | Magnificent, noteworthy acne | Mike Harcrow |
| Despository | Depository | A holding facility for tyrants and oppressors | Mike Harcrow |
| Wreaking ball | Wrecking ball | A prom for victimizers | Mike Harcrow |
| Cyborgsecurity | Cybersecurity | Having Steve Austin, RoboCop, Darth Vader, or Seven-of-Nine as a body guard | Mike Harcrow |
| Catererpillar | Caterpillar | Larval banquet service | Mike Harcrow |
| Swigwam | Wigwam | North American native bar | Jackin Yow |
| Treepee | Teepee | The central supporting, and aiming, pole in a NA indigenous lavatory | Jackin Yow |
| Turdish bath | Turkish bath | Pool faux pas | Mike Harcrow |
| Blithium | Lithium | An element of indifference | Mike Harcrow |
| Purrency | Currency | The state of a happy cat | Mike Harcrow |
| Birthdam | Birthday | A constricted cervix | Mike Harcrow |
| Straposphere | Stratosphere | The part of the body requiring a belt or a girdle | Mike Harcrow |
| Dungulate | Ungulate | Cow patties | Mike Harcrow |
| iRector | Director | Digital parish priest | Mike Harcrow |
| Bunghoe | Bunghole | Cork remover | Mike Harcrow |
| Forgeps | Forceps | Tongs used in ironworking | Mike Harcrow |
| Spaculate | Speculate | To estimate the required time and cost of drywall repair | Mike Harcrow |
| Gortraiture | Portraiture | Some Verismo sittings; Goya's "Disasters of War" etchings | Mike Harcrow |
| Saccinct | Succinct | Terse Firing | Carole Marantz |
| Opportonism | Opportunism | Tons of lawmakers with NO principles!!! | Carole Marantz |
| Solloquial | Colloquial | One's informal speech | Carole Marantz |
| Amendlent | Amendment | Change holiday before Easter | Carole Marantz |
| Satigue | Fatigue | Tired of sitting | Carole Marantz |
| Wabut | Abut | A stray hair | Doug Langmead |
| Dashwisher | Dishwasher | An Olympic track hopeful | Mike Harcrow |
| Hamdinger | Humdinger | A really swell pig | Mike Harcrow |
| Pneumonica | Pneumonia | The windy friend | Mike Harcrow |
| Pancares | Pancakes | An empathetic skillet | Mike Harcrow |
| Flapjocks | Flapjacks | Athletes in union suits | Mike Harcrow |
| Snugatory | Nugatory | An amorous embrace by a conservative | Jackin Yow |
| Nagatory | Nugatory | The penniless road to hell via an incompatible spouse | Jackin Yow |
| Hominly | Homily + hominy | An amaizing sermon | Mike Harcrow |
| Celebrit | Celebrate | English movie star | Name witheld |
| Tankerbell | Tinkerbell | A fairy with ballast on board | Doug Langmead & Gillian Winter |
| Pergolaw | Pergola | Building permit requirement for backyard structures | Mike Harcrow |
| Thanctimonious | Sanctimonious | Insincere or smarmy gratitude | Mike Harcrow |
| Rococoa | Rococo | A light, highly-ornamented and chocolaty style of music from 18th-century France | Mike Harcrow |
| Quasari | Quasar | Power dress | Mike Harcrow |
| Skiscraper | Skyscraper | Having forgotten to wax your snow planks | Mike Harcrow |
| Universit | University | A chair big enough for everyone | Mike Harcrow |
| Grailroad | Railroad | The route to the holy chalice | Mike Harcrow |
| Milibuster | Filibuster | 1/1000 of a buster | Mike Harcrow |
| Pundora's Box | Pandora's Box | This site | Mike Harcrow |
| Frivolouis | Frivolous | Unimportant or needless line of French kings | Mike Harcrow |
| Wigwag | Wigwam | A wobbly wigwam | Doug Langmead |
| Gymnasties | Gymnastics | The piles of sweaty clothes left in the locker room after practice | Mike Harcrow |
| Lympiad | Olympiad | The migration of athletes back home after the competition | Mike Harcrow |
| Geenome | Genome | A cheerful small creature | Geoff Williams |
| Insign | Ensign | The Masonic handshake | Geoff Williams |
| Significan | Significant | I am having a little difficulty with arthritis and cannot hold the pen too well | Geoff Williams |
| Cramps | Craps | What you get from holding the dice too tightly | Geoff Willams |
| Boyant | Buoyant | A young male insect | Geoff Williams |
| Danglia | Ganglia | Excess organic pendulae | Mike Harcrow |
| Basquerade | Masquerade | A party for people of the Pyrenees | Mike Harcrow |
| Spirail | Spiral | Circular switchback | Mike Harcrow |
| Snowgird | Snowbird | To get ready for winter | Mike Harcrow |
| Disqualivacation | Disqualification | Any holiday which would necessitate a cellular phone "just to keep up with the office" or which requires using the recent home equity loan to "get a start on those home repairs" | Mike Harcrow |
| Whaffle | Whiffle + waffle | An especially light and fluffy breakfast pastry | Mike Harcrow |
| Tavernal | Tavern + vernal | Later bar hours in the spring | Mike Harcrow |
| Everyonce | Everyone | Always now | Mike Harcrow |
| Sheerbet | Sherbet | A transparent wager | Mike Harcrow |
| Gigantick | Gigantic | A huge bloodsucker | Mike Harcrow |
| Manumental | Monumental | [1] The great mind of a guy; [2] the mind of a great guy | Mike Harcrow |
| Lommode | Commode | A squatty-potty | Mike Harcrow |
| Warina | Marina | Where submarines and battleships are parked | Mike Harcrow |
| Supposittory | Suppository | An imaginarium | Mike Harcrow |
| Prepubscent | Prepubescent | How you smelled before you went to the bar | Mike Harcrow |
| Refirmatory | Reformatory | A fat farm | Mike Harcrow |
| Tam-i-nation | Lamination | Scotland | Mike Harcrow |
| Hexecutor | Executor | The witch who reads the will | Mike Harcrow |
| Hangmat | Hangman | A pad onto which the victim of the noose should not actually fall | Mike Harcrow |
| Finmate | Inmate | The shark who finds its way into your viewing cage | Mike Harcrow |
| Beefhive | Beehive | A cozy home for honey cattle | Mike Harcrow |
| Awkwarp | Awkward | A clumsy twist | Mike Harcrow |
| Waterlilt | Waterlily | The rhythm of the sea | Mike Harcrow |
| Fonduet | Fondue | A two-cheese blend | Mike Harcrow |
| Kimcheep | Kimchee | The noise pickle pots make when the fermentation starts | Mike Harcrow |
| Amplicator | Applicator | A bluetooth enabled make-up brush or sponge | Mike Harcrow |
| Verseace | Versace | Someone who writes really good poetry or song lyrics | Mike Harcrow |
| Unicyclint | Unicyclist | The fuzz found in a unicyclist's spandex after riding | Mike Harcrow |
| Shearse | Hearse | Her backside | Mike Harcrow |
| Gavottel | Gavotte | A courtly French dance with Danish austerity | Mike Harcrow |
| Contemptable | Contemptible | A meal no one likes (like "boiled dinner" or aspic or...) | Mike Harcrow |
| Sunction | Unction + suction | Aspirated inspiration | Mike Harcrow |
| Flamebuoyant | Flamboyant | Fire on water | Mike Harcrow |
| Pendulump | Pendulum | A dirt clod on a string | Mike Harcrow |
| Philanthrowist | Philanthropist | One who hurls money at every cause | Mike Harcrow |
| Smallions | Scallions | Diminutive mane-collared wildcats | Mike Harcrow |
| Blabrous | Glabrous | An exposé | Mike Harcrow |
| Specialisp | Specialist | The supposed origin of Castilian Spanish | Mike Harcrow |
| Drunkennest | Drunkenness | When mama bird brings home fermented grains | Mike Harcrow |
| Imperection | Imperfection | (Uh...I really think this is self-defining, kids....) | Mike Harcrow |
| Wonspiracy | Conspiracy | "The Big Lie" | Carole Marantz |
| Balkative | Talkative | Refuses to budge | Carole Marantz |
| Banjoy | Banjo | What banjos (and bagpipes and accordions) do | Mike Harcrow |
| Fluncle | Uncle | The guy who's married to your flaunt | Mike Harcrow |
| Poeticalf | Poetical | Young bovine beatnik | Mike Harcrow |
| Schoolbug | Schoolbus | The spread of a cold in an academic building | Mike Harcrow |
| Nerdsman | Herdsman | A young shepherd who spends his time instead of tending sheep trying to invent an app that will do the work for him.( Would he use Baaasic as his language of choice?) | Geoff Williams |
| Inflatuation | Infatuation | Falling in love with your roommate | Geoff Williams |
| Kandaha | Kandahar | Laugh track for Afghan TV | Geoff Williams |
| Overleaning | Overweaning | The original architectural plans for the Tower of Pisa | Geoff Williams |
| Snottish | Scottish | A highlander with allergies | Geoff Williams |
| Charmink | Charming | A most pleasant and well-mannered weasel | Mike Harcrow |
| Cocomotive | Locomotive | A palm tree on the go | Mike Harcrow |
| Lipslick | Lipstick | The mark left on a woman's coffee cup | Barbara Gross |
| Micromenage | Micromanage | Dollhouse | Barbara Gross |
| Bedding Planner | Wedding Planner | Honeymoon consultant | Barbara Gross |
| Brailery | Raillery | Good-natured teasing via the tactile alphabet | Anne DelCampo |
| Militarustic | Militaristic | Drafted farm boys | Mike Harcrow |
| Lasagnag | Lasagna | Someone who expects pasta casserole several times a week | Mike Harcrow |
| Perfectionwist | Perfectionist | A very fussy wordsmith | Mike Harcrow |
| Parabnormal | Paranormal | Unusually inexplicable; supernatural deviation | Mike Harcrow |
| Jetliver | Jetliner | Worst meal ever served on a flight | Mike Harcrow |
| Starbard | Starboard | The best singer | Mike Harcrow |
| Limbade | Limeade | Sap | Mike Harcrow |
| Cumulust | Cumulus | What it takes to be in the "mile-high club" | Barbara Gross |
| Tuxidermist | Taxidermist | Sales clerk who stuffs men into their tuxes | Emile Ouellette |
| Terrafying | Terrifying | Feeling brought on by volcanoes, whirlpools, sinkholes, quicksand, and any other frightening geographical structure | Mike Harcrow |
| Lashmere | Cashmere | Soft, luxurious eyelid fringe | Mike Harcrow |
| Diminnuendo | Diminuendo | A rumor that the trumpets simply can't play softer | Kevin Sutherland |
| Execultive | Executive | Head of a religious order | Mike Harcrow |
| Foultain | Fountain | A contaminated spring | Mike Harcrow |
| Squaredunce | Squaredance | A nerd who is not actually all that bright | Mike Harcrow |
| Squiggli | Squiggle | (It. pl.) Several worms | Mike Harcrow |
| Sabbathe | Sabbath | To wash oneself each weekend | Mike Harcrow |
| Stankards | Standards | The point where even hobos can't stand how you smell | Mike Harcrow |
| Catacomabs | Catacombs | Burial in Washington state | Mike Harcrow |
| Sniplet | Snippet | What a guy leaves behind after circumcision | Mike Harcrow |
| Pastience | Patience | Well and truly beyond forbearance, particularly w.r.t. continued masking | Jackin Yow |
| Pedagory | Pedagogy | The study of lessons learned from slasher films | Mike Harcrow |
| Murphy bud | Murphy bed | An immature fold-up sleep platform | Mike Harcrow |
| Festivale | Festival | Secluded location for a party | Mike Harcrow |
| Slagrant | Flagrant | Egregious mine waste | Mike Harcrow |
| Frowzen | Frozen | Stone-age tool in a glacier | Mike Harcrow |
| Kakyak | Kayak | A crappy rowboat | Mike Harcrow |
| Meanderthal | Neanderthal | Wanderers with a tendency to drool | Gary Tillery |
| Saccharind | Saccharin | The crust which has developed on what remains of on an obsolete sugar substitute | Mike Harcrow |
| Sesquicentennis | Sesquicentennial | A very, very long volley | Mike Harcrow |
| Bunburn | Sunburn | One of the primary risks at a nude beach | Mike Harcrow |
| Cosmonut | Cosmonaut | A crazy space traveller | Mike Harcrow |
| Plutocrate | Plutocrat | Where Walt Disney's dog sleeps | Barbara Gross |
| Callender | Calendar | Nomorobo | Barbara Gross |
| Governob | Governor | Joy stick | Mike Harcrow |
| Styrofoal | Styrofoam | A polystyrene pony | Mike Harcrow |
| Schelastic | Scholastic | Flexible education | Mike Harcrow |
| Poparity | Polarity | The extreme points between a religious church leader and an apostate church leader | Mike Harcrow |
| Offall | Offal | On a very strict diet | Barbara Gross |
| Offall | (Alternative) | On a very strict diet, and having the guts to do it | Doug Langmead |
| Heir Apparel | Heir Apparent | Gifts at a baby shower | Barbara Gross |
| Rhubarf | Rhubarb | Yup | Mike Harcrow |
| Putrician | Patrician | A rotten Roman politician | Geoff Williams |
| Speedlings | Seedlings | A method of sowing crops that ensures higher production in a shorter period | Geoff Williams |
| Coltivate | Cultivate | Raising horses | Geoff Williams |
| Pillucid | Pellucid | Lost in translucence | Doug Langmead |
| Miniscull | Minuscule | Rejected for size | Carole Marantz |
| Mantasy | Fantasy | Male imagination | Carole Marantz |
| Fowlmouthed | Foulmouthed | One who imitates bird calls | Mike Harcrow |
| Brother-in-lawn | Brother-in-law | When you're related by marriage to your groundskeeper | Mike Harcrow |
| Cragapple | Crabapple | Fruit from a geographically precarious orchard | Mike Harcrow |
| Snipperier | Slipperier | When the rabbi takes too much at the bris | Mike Harcrow |
| Bygong | Bygone | A tam-tam's exit | Mike Harcrow |
| Coldtonic Irrigation | Colonic Irrigation | What better way to sling the gin? | Doug Langmead |
| Gadatout | Gadabout | One who brags about their social life | Anne DelCampo |
| Counterwintuitive | Counterintuitive | A paradoxical election result | Anne DelCampo |
| Generalissimom | Generalissimo | The Supreme Commander of the Family | Anne DelCampo |
| Theces | Theses | Propositions or dissertations to be discussed and defended, that are truly a load of crap | Leslie C |
| Mandangle | Fandangle | A solely ornamental willy | Anne DelCampo |
| Hautodidact | Autodidact | A self taught fashionista | Anne DelCampo |
| Stuperman | Superman | Clark Kent…after a few shots of kryptonite | Anne DelCampo |
| Throughtfully | Thoughtfully | Completely beyond a given barrier | Mike Harcrow |
| Dognition | Cognition | A thought or reflection; specifically about one's dog | Leslie C |
| Instimacy | Intimacy | The act of seeking instant or immediate closeness with a desired object without taking the time to cultivating the deep knowledge or understanding needed for true intimacy. | Leslie C |
| Thugboat | Tugboat | Towing vessel with a bad reputation | Mike Harcrow |
| Pissatorial | Piscatorial | "Advice" written on bathroom stall walls | Mike Harcrow |
| Enterprize | Enterprise | Hiring bonus | Mike Harcrow |
| Pusillominous | Pusillanimous | A dangerous coward | Mike Harcrow |
| Clavicord | Clavichord | An old keyboard instrument in which the strings are made of real string | Geoff Williams |
| Baldercash | Balderdash | People who get donations to charity by having their heads shaved | Geoff Williams |
| Trypist | Typist | The worlds worst secretary | Geoff Williams |
| Neverest | Everest | The strange attraction for people to climb the worlds highest mountain whatever the cost | Geoff Williams |
| Indigenius | Indigenous | A brilliant native | Mike Harcrow |
| Propinequity | Propinqhity | The fine art of ensuring that your assets are similar in value to those of your neighbours | Geof Williams |
| Grenaders | Grenadiers | Excitable inhabitants of a Caribbean island who love to hurl live bombs at each other | Geoff Williams |
| Kinclination | Inclination | Family resemblance | Mike Harcrow |
| Brigadeer | Brigadier | Confining Bambi for heinous crimes | Geoff Williams |
| Sircus | Circus | A very rude profane British member of the aristocracy | Geoff Williams |
| Mailcontent | Malcontent | Overjoyed by what the postman brings | Geoff Williams |
| Pfart | Fart | German flatulence | Name witheld |
| Hornament | Ornament | Decoration on Rhino | Name witheld |
| Shootenany | Hootenany | Pistol-packin' Granny | Name witheld |
| Skullful | Skillful | Tired of studying | Mike Harcrow |
| Crapheap | Scrapheap | Reason to relocate the outhouse | Mike Harcrow |
| Dormulaic | Formulaic | Sleep patterns | Mike Harcrow |
| Barticulate | Articulate | Slurred speech | Mike Harcrow |
| Constantinopal | Constantinople | A semiprecious stone found in the Bosporus region | Mike Harcrow |
| Atomobile | Automobile | The future of alternatively-fueled vehicles | Mike Harcrow |
| Weepend | Weekend | A Saturday funeral | Mike Harcrow |
| Octoputz | Octopus | Eight times the normal foolishness or clumsiness | Mike Harcrow |
| Carcophony | Cacophony | A mini van full of children | Aura Marie Curtis |
| Memorrhaging | Hemorrhaging | Losing your mind | Emile Ouellette |
| Matheter | Catheter | A drain to rid the mind of high-school trig and calc classes | Mike Harcrow |
| Wagnetometer | Magnetometer | The measure of a dog's happiness | Mike Harcrow |
| Weldgie | Wedgie | An tragic ironworker's mishap; an unfortunate sealing of one's glutes | Mike Harcrow |
| Antelobe | Antelope | The rim of cartilage between the opening of the ear canal and the lower fleshy part of the outer ear | Mike Harcrow |
| Tweet tooth | Sweet tooth | The ability to whistle | Mike Harcrow |
| Threadbore | Threadbare | A troll who dominates a Twitter thread | Jackin Yow |
| Pastastrophe | Catastrophe | Any noodle faux pas | Mike Harcrow |
| Rament | Lament | The deep sorrow accompanying over-boiled noodles | Mike Harcrow |
| Pitnic | Picnic | One who creates his own acne scars | Mike Harcrow |
| Jubilatte | Jubilate | Rejoicing over coffee | Mike Harcrow |
| Veteram | Veteran | A sheep with battle scars | Mike Harcrow |
| Superthighway | Superhighway | Exercise plan for the large-hipped | Mike Harcrow |
| Trailerf | Trailer | Mild expletive used when you jackknife your tow | Mike Harcrow |
| Convaletsce | Convalesce | Recovery for a car-park attendant | Mike Harcrow |
| Thousandy | Thousand | Recognizing or addressing Sandra (King James Version) | Mike Harcrow |
| Longitue | Longitude | The day between Longimon and Longiwed | Mike Harcrow |
| Counterschlockwise | Counterclockwise | The direction a really cheap watch might run | Mike Harcrow |
| Smuttlecock | Shuttlecock | A badminton volley piece with a foul mouth and a nasty attitude | Mike Harcrow |
| Fortunaut | Fortunate | A fortune seeker | Mike Harcrow |
| Flexhillbillity | Flexibility | Able to be citified | Mike Harcrow |
| Unsoaphisticated | Unsophisticated | A non-washer | Mike Harcrow |
| Cameleon | Chameleon | A desert ruminant capable of camelflage | Mike Harcrow |
| Kinquirer | Inquirer | That nosy aunt | Mike Harcrow |
| Humorus | Humorous | I sure try! (and succeed ! Ed.) | Mike Harcrow |
| Sotcrates | Socrates | Boxes for drunks | Mike Harcrow |
| Slumberm | Slumber | A bed, usually narrow | Mike Harcrow |
| Cultable | Culpable | Devotees are guilty!! | Carole Marantz |
| Jocturnal | Nocturnal | Nightly athletes | Carole Marantz |
| Extravacant | Extravagant | Too many "no shows" | Carole Marantz |
| Prograsm | Program | The spontaneous proliferation of new programs following excessive stimulation of executive leadership | Stephanie McClain |
| Threadbard | Threadbare | One who sings sewing instructions | Mike Harcrow |
| Zimbabway | Zimbabwe | Roadesia | Mike Harcrow |
| Cropuscle | Corpuscle | A tiny, independent particle with peas planted on it | Mike Harcrow |
| Scambled | Scrambled | Riddled with grift | Mike Harcrow |
| Iguano | Iguana | Lizard poop | Mike Harcrow |
| Kibbutznike | Kibbutznik | Communal running shoes | Mike Harcrow |
| Kibitkak | Kibitka | Porta-potty | Mike Harcrow |
| Spoonfled | Spoonfed | In the poem, the dishfled, too | Mike Harcrow |
| Zenitalia | Genitalia | One's outer aura | Mike Harcrow |
| Coagulame | Coagulate | Bad at clotting or jelling | Mike Harcrow |
| Bleachead | Bleached | Platinum blonde | Mike Harcrow |
| Colognic | Colonic | A scented enema | Mike Harcrow |
| Tubmontane | Submontane | A shower drain | Mike Harcrow |
| Chillingo | Chilling | [1] Specialized language for horror movie scripts; [2] Language of the cool kids | Mike Harcrow |
| Quizling | Quisling | To win by fraud | Mike Harcrow |
| Scampie | Scampi | A fraudulent tart | Mike Harcrow |
| Inconsequintial | Inconsequential | Meaningless sparkles and spangles | Mike Harcrow |
| Infernot | Inferno | Heaven | Barbara Gross |
| Legames | Legumes | Playing footsie under the table | Barbara Gross |
| Frequent Fryer | Frequent Flyer | Guy Fieri or Paula Deen | Barbara Gross |
| Listastrata | Lysistrata | Geology student's homework | Barbara Gross |
| Disembrowel | Disembowel | Attempt to pluck eyebrows ... with pliers | Jackin Yow |
| Faithling | Faithing | A new convert | Mike Harcrow |
| Elips | Elipse | What to use to give a virtual kiss | Barbara Gross |
| Sourghum | Sorghum | Condition treated by a periodontist | Barbara Gross |
| Alabasterd | Alabaster | A guy with a heart of stone. | Barbara Gross |
| Keauties | Beauties | Very attractive women with their hair in pigtails and butterfly clips | Doug Langmead |
| InkedIn | Job site for tattoo artists | Barbara Gross | |
| Farmacy | Pharmacy | A long way to go to pick up a prescription | Barbara Gross |
| Pharmacy's | Pharmacy | Drug counter at a department store | Barbara Gross |
| Kiddish | Yiddish | The language spoken by Israeli children | Barbara Gross |
| Tarchaic | Archaic | When asphalt is so out-of-date that you opt for a concrete driveway | Jane Sasser |
| Statin Island | Staten Island | A place where residents are known for their low rate of heart disease | Barbara Gross |
| Carbuckle | Carbuncle | Seat belt | Barbara Gross |
| Conpassion | Compassion | Anything to get her in the sack | Jackin Yow |
| Massignation | Assignation | Group grope | Jackin Yow |
| Ranthem | Anthem | Protest music | Mike Harcrow |
| Corrugrate | Corrugate | A dollar-store cheese or vegetable julienning device | Mike Harcrow |
| Superpious | Superbious | Papal in nature | Mike Harcrow |
| Obstunate | Obstinate | Determined to shock | Carole Marantz |
| Gemagogue | Demagogue | Despotic jewelry appraiser | Carole Marantz |
| Excaptional | Exceptional | Unique inscription | Carole Marantz |
| Enterprose | Enterprise | Wordy undertaking | Carole Marantz |
| Sononyms | Synonyms | Similar male children | Carole Marantz |
| Carpetbanger | Carpetbagger | Sex on the living room floor | Geoff Williams |
| Barberian | Barbarian | Army haircuts | Geoff Williams |
| Corpmuscle | Corpuscle | A company that includes free gym passes as part of its benefit package | Geoff Williams |
| Celloplane | Cellophane | A method of transportation for an orchestra | Geoff Williams |
| Gridge | Bridge | Animosity at the card table | Geoff Williams |
| Psunami | Tsunami | A tidal wave in the eastern Mediterranean | Mike Harcrow |
| Filmflam | Flimflam | To document a grifter | Barbara Gross |
| Rikotter | Ricotta | Welcome back cheese to my diet | Barbara Gross |
| Uslurp | Usurp | To seize someone's drink at a 7-11 | Barbara Gross |
| Croissaint | Croissant | A communion wafer | Mike Harcrow |
| Didgerido | Didgeridoo | Aboriginal faux pas | Mike Harcrow |
| Scurge | Scourge | To punish with an endless lecture | Mike Harcrow |
| Phlebottomy | Phlebotomy | Taking blood from behind | Mike Harcrow |
| Pettery | Pottery | Beswick figurines | Mike Harcrow |
| Cwminal | Criminal | A Welsh felon | Mike Harcrow |
| Birthpay | Birthday | Natal tab | Mike Harcrow |
| Celibrate | Celibate | A non-orgy | Mike Harcrow |
| Orcat | Orca | Just another unsuccessful chimera | Mike Harcrow |
| Circusstance | Circumstance | One's view on clown and animal acts | Mike Harcrow |
| Crepusculard | Crepuscular | Evening bacon | Mike Harcrow |
| Uncomma | Uncommon | Without Oxford conformity | Mike Harcrow |
| Toriander | Coriander | Right-wing parsley | Mike Harcrow |
| Saladmander | Salamander | Unexpected protein in your greens | Mike Harcrow |
| Domimatrix | Dominatrix | Motherboard | Mike Harcrow |
| Knaif | Naif | Sharp but innocent | Mike Harcrow |
| Pursonalized | Personalized | Cat's unique sound | Carole Marantz |
| Avocalypse | Apocalypse | Anti-vax disaster | Carole Marantz |
| Maskmaster | Taskmaster | Dr. Fauci's attitude re masks | Carole Marantz |
| Liurnal | Diurnal | Daily lies | Carole Marantz |
| Timpid | Limpid | A small soggy donut marketed by a Canadian corporation | Geoff Williams |
| Tyruant | Truant | A dictator who skipped all of his school years | Geoff Williams |
| Marathin | Marathon | A diet based on running 26.2 miles a day | Geoff Williams |
| Fargery | Forgery | Crime in a N Dakota city | Geoff Williams |
| Mastodont | Mastodon | Why those big creatures went extinct | Geoff Williams |
| Resisdance | Resistance | Wallflower | Mike Harcrow |
| Conifermation | Confirmation | Correctly recognizing evergreens | Mike Harcrow |
| Minibum | Minimum | A diminutive panhandler | Mike Harcrow |
| Volkswager | Volkswagen | The people's bet | Mike Harcrow |
| Cordled | Curdled | To have gained a ropy viscosity | Mike Harcrow |
| Opprobarium | Opprobrium | The disgrace of the enema | Mike Harcrow |
| Naidamant | Naïveté | Cocksure viridity in the Garden of Eden | Doug Langmead |
| Shipboleth | Shibboleth | No whistling aboard | Jackin Yow |
| Wiurnal | Diurnal | Daily questions | Carole Marantz |
| Uncertainly | Uncertainty | Having a bit of difficulty working on Heisenberg's theory | Geoff Williams |
| Triobites | Trilobites | Tiny sandwiches that can be consumed in three mouthfuls | Geoff Williams |
| Bollicles | Follicles | Tufts of hair in strategic places on the male body | Geoff Williams |
| Castronaut | Astronaut | Cuban space man | Geoff Williams |
| Madshipman | Midshipman | A sailor who can no longer stand being at sea for long periods | Geoff Williams |
| Madshipman | (Comment) | .....and joining the Stern Gang | Doug Langmead |
| Fantango | Fandango | What Barcelona soccer club supporters do after a big win | Geoff Williams |
| Blandmange | Blancmange | Hospital meals | Geoff Williams |
| Lusterine | Listerine | A very special mouthwash that raises your libido as it cleanses your mouth | Geoff Williams |
| Semiconductor | Semiconductors | Dispatcher at an electric trucking company | Anne DelCampo |
| Cologneoscopy | Colonoscopy | Eau de merde | Anne DelCampo |
| Fakeboarding | Wakeboarding | Keeping surf gear strapped to your car but having no idea how to use it | Mike Harcrow |
| Crudeités | Crudités | A veritable variety of vulgar vegetables | Anne DelCampo |
| Drunkyard | Drunkard | A Biergarten | Anne DelCampo |
| Galabaster | Alabaster | Festive white stone or plaster | Mike Harcrow |
| Syclophant | Sycophant | A one-eyed brownnoser | Mike Harcrow |
| Rustacean | Crustacean | An oxidized lobster | Mike Harcrow |
| Dachahund | Dachshund | Strays on vacation | Mike Harcrow |
| Itiful | Pitiful | Full of it | Mike Harcrow |
| Scantilever | Cantilever | A Juliet balcony | Mike Harcrow |
| Toiletrees | Toiletries | Camping solution | Mike Harcrow |
| Peallets | Pellets | Kumquats | Mike Harcrow |
| Nopinion | Opinion | Gearless | Mike Harcrow |
| Feztoon | Festoon | A garland of Tommy Coopers, "just like that"! | Doug Langmead |
| Potti | Potto | A tiny mammal that when frightened hides under the bed | Geoff Williams |
| Transmogrifry | Transmogrify | Intending to return to earth after death as an angel one makes a wrong turn | Geoff Williams |
| Tramsmoggify | Transmogrify | After ones death returning to earth as a cat | Geoff Williams |
| Ambiguilty | Ambiguity | On the other hand I just may have done it | Geoff Williams |
| Cracket | Cricket | A new game for those with short attention spans wherein you toss a walnut in the air and try to break it with a bat made of willow | Geoff Williams |
| Raination | Ruination | England | Geoff Williams |
| Etoxic | Exotic | Cyber-transmitted mortality | Emile Ouellette |
| Arubala | Arugula | Salad popular in the Caribbean | Barbara Gross |
| Amplesauce | Applesauce | My pasta is fine. | Barbara Gross |
| Ali Babka | Ali Baba | The guy who stole my cake | Barbara Gross |
| Leefully | Gleefully | Not on the sunny side | Mike Harcrow |
| Dronedary | Dromedary | A remote-control camel | Mike Harcrow |
| Shinoceros | Rhinoceros | An irradiated ungulate | Mike Harcrow |
| Mugnetic | Magnetic | Attracted to huge cups | Carole Marantz |
| Tenophobic | Xenophobic | Anti anything ten ! | Carole Marantz |
| Baliroom | Ballroom | A place to stay in Indonesia | Mike Harcrow |
| Roblematic | Problematic | Costume malfunction | Mike Harcrow |
| Irefighter | Firefighter | One who suppresses her displeasure | Mike Harcrow |
| Optometryst | Optometrist | More than just an eye appointment | Mike Harcrow |
| Psichises | Psychoses | Problems with Greek letters | Mike Harcrow |
| Courtesank | Courtesan | A drowned lover | Mike Harcrow |
| Bona fidos | Bona fides | Pedigreed pets | Barbara Gross |
| Ayatollyah | Ayatollah | You should have listened to me! | Barbara Gross |
| Finefighter | Firefighter | One who protests a parking ticket | Barbara Gross |
| Camellot | Camelot | Where to park your camel | Barbara Gross |
| Home nun | Home run | Noun. Possibly an Adj as well. When a member of a religious community of women does something that is particularly successful. | Thomas G Keller |
| Procrestination | Procrastination | Sleeping while you don't do stuff | Mike Harcrow |
| Hamomlet | Hamlet | Danish breakfast dish | Barbara Gross |
| Diary Queen | Dairy Queen | Elizabeth's secrets revealed! | Barbara Gross |
| Fandingle | Fandangle | Aficionados' glen | Mike Harcrow |
| Anteclimax | Anticlimax | To bet after the cards are dealt | Barbara Gross |
| A Propost | A Propos | Per your Instagram | Barbara Gross |
| Riga Mortis | Rigor Mortis | How to tell if a Latvian is dead | Barbara Gross |
| Jursy | Jury | What one wears to a trial | Mike Harcrow |
| Exanimation | Examination | A former cartoon | Mike Harcrow |
| Comppost | Compost | Stamp not required | Barbara Gross |
| Lavander | Lavender | The sweet smell after a volcanic eruption | Barbara Gross |
| Barigold | Marigold | Flower-shaped ingot | Barbara Gross |
| Toothwaste | Toothpaste | Plaque | Barbara Gross |
| Cannibalis | Cannabis | Eating marijuana instead of smoking it | Barbara Gross |
| Consommation | Consummation | Finishing your soup | Barbara Gross |
| Shofart | Shofar | A ram's horn badly blown | Mike Harcrow |
| Perkale | Percale | Bed sheets made of finely woven cabbage | Mike Harcrow |
| Plumbingo | Plumbing | Suddenly discovering, after hours of frustrated investigation, the source of a pipe leak | Mike Harcrow |
| Jurisrudence | Jurisprudence | The study of unrefined barristry | Mike Harcrow |
| Bruischetta | Bruschetta | When the tomatoes are banged up but you top your toast with them anyway | Mike Harcrow |
| Brushetta | Bruschetta | What to do when Etta's hair is untidy | Mike Harcrow |
| Fecathlon | Decathlon | Dodging ten piles at the dog park | Mike Harcrow |
| Atmospthere | Atmosphere | Not this planet's gaseous envelope but that one's | Mike Harcrow |
| Sorgum | Sorghum | The after effect of a tooth-pulling | Mike Harcrow |
| Scrambble | Scramble | Coming up with WPMI words whilst shuffling tiles in an attempt to maximise your Scrabble score. | Doug Langmead |
| Rapitalist | Capitalist | One who's made lots of money by intoning profane patter to an incessant beat | Mike Harcrow |
| Sandoff | Standoff | What you want most after a day at the beach...that and a margarita | Mike Harcrow |
| Barbuncle | Carbuncle | The wittiest of your parent's male siblings | Mike Harcrow |
| Prevaridate | Prevaricate | Use someone else's picture on match.com | Barbara Gross |
| Revote control | Remote control | Runoff election | Barbara Gross |
| Lollipot | Lollipop | Halloween basket | Barbara Gross |
| Gelatinoun | Gelatinous | A jiggly person, place, or thing | Mike Harcrow |
| Stadistics | Statistics | Doing cruel, unspeakable things with numbers | Geoff Williams |
| Gon | Gin | I only opened this bottle half an hour ago-where did it all go? | Geoff Williams |
| Puntificate | Pontificate | Papal double entendre | Mike Harcrow |
| Habitbat | Habitat | A flying mammal that will cause a nun to dance unexpectedly when she dresses | Mike Harcrow |
| Carnifore | Carnivore | One who golfs poorly with meatballs | Mike Harcrow |
| Flourescent | Fluorescent | The wonderful smell in a bakery | Barbara Gross |
| Vaccinenation | Vaccination | A country where everyone has gotten their shots | Barbara Gross |
| Skimpee | Skimpy | A sewage treatment plant | Mike Harcrow |
| Caravat | Caravan | Several fermentation or mixing tanks in a row | Mike Harcrow |
| Ideorogue | Ideologue | Proponent of an unexpected way | Mike Harcrow |
| Carburrito | Carburetor | What regulates the air to gas ratio in flatulence | Mike Harcrow |
| Floorish | Flourish | Appearing to be an indoor walking surface | Mike Harcrow |
| Contemporare | Contemporary | Sliced fresh off the cow and served immediately | Mike Harcrow |
| Curfail | Curtail | A creature's inability to be a dog | Mike Harcrow |
| Palrate | Palpate | BFF or not | Mike Harcrow |
| Henbrews | Hebrews | Tea for chickens | Mike Harcrow |
| Divotee | Devotee | A cusp-topped toothpick holding a golfer's Club Sandwich together. | Doug Langmead |
| Bich | Bach | Too hot to Handel | Jackin Yow |
| Medelsohn | Mendelssohn | Bruch's nemesis | Jackin Yow |
| Petulent | Petulant | Borrow "man's best friend" | Carole Marantz |
| Piurnal | Diurnal | Daily dessert | Carole Marantz |
| Catasonic | Catatonic | Silent sound | Carole Marantz |
| Attequator | Attenuator | A big knob that reduces circumferential amplitude | Mike Harcrow |
| Stercoraleous | Stercoraceous | Relating to marine polyp poop | Mike Harcrow |
| Beathoven | Beethoven | Mozart | Jackin Yow |
| Philthy | Filthy | Philip, before his bath | Mike Harcrow |
| Mystress | Mistress | Problems with a lover | Mike Harcrow |
| Conchubine | Concubine | A gastropodic courtesan | Mike Harcrow |
| Ussessment | Assessment | Evaluation of our group | Mike Harcrow |
| Rubrick | Rubric | When the assignment outweighs the purview of the course | Mike Harcrow |
| Bicyclops | Bicyclist | A one-eyed giant with the rare genetic abnormality of two eyes | Mike Harcrow |
| Gaspirin | Aspirin | Head and tummy tabs | Mike Harcrow |
| Emoat | Moat | A melodramatic ditch | Mike Harcrow |
| Harmonicab | Harmonica | A taxi driver with a mouth organ | Mike Harcrow |
| Circusitous | Circuitous | When a three-ring show takes the long way to its next venue | Mike Harcrow |
| Dymanic | Dynamic | Expire frenetically | Jackin Yow |
| Taxipermist | Taxidermist | Someone who can give you a ride, style your hair and leave you looking dead gorgeous | Doug Williams |
| Amoelba | Amoeba | An organism that is delicious when spread on toasted crackers( you need rather a lot) | Geoff Williams |
| Eggcentric | Egocentric | A person fixated on Chickens | Geoff Williams |
| Astrongent | Astringent | A weightlifter | Geoff Williams |
| Snobservation | Observation | Elitist point of view | Emile Ouellette |
| Anchorale | Anchorage | A singing group that just stands there | Mike Harcrow |
| Abchemy | Alchemy | Magic weight loss | Mike Harcrow |
| Cabrogate | Abrogate | Refusing to take a taxi that you have hailed because you do not like the look of thee driver | Geoff Williams |
| Arrogrant | Arrogant | Allocation of arrows to English bowmen at Agincourt by Henry V | Geoff Williams |
| Assympotmatic | Asymptomatic | Those that believe if they show no symptoms of Covid after vaccination that they cannot be carriers and thereafter ignore the standard safety precautions | Geoff Williams |
| Congomeration | Conglomeration | Central-African mash-up | Mike Harcrow |
| Supertankard | Supertanker | The 5-gallon stein | Mike Harcrow |
| Nincomplop | Nincompoop | A fool's fall | Mike Harcrow |
| Sapport | Support | Deplete wine | Carol Marantz |
| Infermation | Information | Implied knowledge | Carol Marantz |
| Cacophuny | Cacophony | Amusing noise | Carol Marantz |
| Teanderthal | Neanderthal | Ancient beverage | Carol Marantz |
| Controverse | Controversy | A musical or poetic chorus, refrain, or bridge | Mike Harcrow |
| Cryoplastic | Pyroclastic | Artificial, moldable compound created in below-freezing temperatures | Mike Harcrow |
| Coiffume | Coiffure | The olfactory effect of too much AquaNet | Mike Harcrow |
| Reasonate | Resonate | To prove a point over and over and over | Balazs Monoki |
| Reeferee | Referee | Cannabis quality manager | Balazs Monoki |
| Haberdishery | Haberdashery | Men's unwashed kitchenware and accessories | Balazs Monoki |
| Vetflix | Netflix | Streaming movies about war or animals. | Barbara Gross |
| Jackplot | Jackpot | A plan to steal a car. | Barbara Gross |
| Fillybuster | Filibuster | A bronco who trains female horses | Barbara Gross |
| stop & stop | stop & shop | Don't go into that supermarket! | Barbara Gross |
| iProne | iPhone | Tending to shop for electronic equipment at an Apple store | Barbara Gross |
| Crudenza | Credenza | A sideboard requiring refurbishment | Mike Harcrow |
| Chancellation | Cancellation | When the choir sings at the altar | Mike Harcrow |
| Postmax | Postman | The charge for a first-class stamp (with insurance and tracking and overnight delivery and a mint on your pillow) | Mike Harcrow |
| Cycalone | Cyclone | One person on a tandem bike, riding like the wind | Doug Langmead |
| Perfum | Perfume | Scented vapes | Mike Harcrow |
| Cycalone | Cyclone | One on a tandem bike | Mike Harcrow |
| Guestrouse | Guesthouse | A wake-up call | Mike Harcrow |
| Eproxy | Epoxy | A sticky surrogate | Mike Harcrow |
| Kwaiser | Kaiser | Ruler of a river in Thailand | Mike Harcrow |
| Gardenial | Gardenia | One who insists she has a green thumb in spite of her perpetual herbal casualties | Mike Harcrow |
| Implank | Implant | To be injured by a particularly large splinter | Mike Harcrow |
| Ocarenal | Ocarina | A kidney-shaped flute | Mike Harcrow |
| Piecurst | Piecrust | One's continuing inability to successfully make tarts | Mike Harcrow |
| Adoriginal | Aboriginal | One's first child or first love | Mike Harcrow |
| Hanquettes | Banquettes | Tiny nautical fasteners | Mike Harcrow |
| Sequinox | Equinox | The time of year when female performers switch out their costumes | Mike Harcrow |
| Commissaly | Commissary | Catholic bookstore | Mike Harcrow |
| Phōdodendron | Rhododendron | The genus of shrub on which rice noodles are grown | Mike Harcrow |
| Nympholispy | Nympholepsy | The speech impediment many guys get around beautiful women | Mike Harcrow |
| Asympotes | Asymptotes | Adjacent sterilized donkeys | Name withheld |
| Grinn | Grin | Adapting traditional Fairy stories to provide a happy ending | Geoff Williams |
| Camoose | Vamoose | Making your getaway in the back of a railway train | Geoff Williams |
| Pakestinian | Palestinian | The uncanny ability to take two diverse nationalities and insult them both at the same time | Geoff Williams |
| Niked | Nike | Appearing in public wearing nothing but running shoes | Geoff Williams |
| Sunkdeck | Sundeck | It did not look anything like that on the original plans dear | Geoff Williams |
| Cautherize | Cauterize | Giving the OK to the surgeon to ram electric wires up your nose | Geoff Williams |
| Glutz | Glitz | Just too much bling | Geoff Williams |
| Coaterie | Coterie | That place in a theatre where you leave your outer garments | Geoff Williams |
| Fortumately | Fortunately | Lucky in love | Geoff Williams |
| Lackadaisycal | Lackadaisical | Not showing enough enthusiasm, for the lack of a daisy. | Vali Jamal |
| Damphlets | Pamphlets | Brochures distributed in the rain | Mike Harcrow |
| Yomage | Homage | Street greet for Houdini, Copperfield, et al | Mike Harcrow |
| Quicksend | Quicksand | Instant electronic transfer of funds, information, communication, etc. | Mike Harcrow |
| Checkmane | Checkmate | The purpose of mirrors | Mike Harcrow |
| Delicatessence | Delicatessen | The smell of sliced meats | Mike Harcrow |
| Hamisphere | Hemisphere | Comedy night club | Jackin Yow |
| Egotesticle | Egotistical | Self important male | Laura Ciszek |
| Rectumference | Circumference | The measurement of how big an asshole you are. | Dana Belanger |
| Misteake | Mistake | A diet characterized by an excessive amount of red meat. | John Amodeo |
| Ficuspid | Bicuspid | Toothy shrubbery | Mike Harcrow |
| Astroblume | Astrobleme | Flowers in a crater | Mike Harcrow |
| Axtinguish | Extinguish | Destroy with hatchet | Carole Marantz |
| Energaze | Energize | Intense stare | Carole Marantz |
| Carpulent | Corpulent | Oversized vehicle | Carole Marantz |
| Quarterbock | Quarterback | South African trying out for US Pro team | Geoff Williams |
| Lattrine | Latrine | The absolute worst cup of coffee you have ever had | Geoff Williams |
| Connectar | Connector | A juicy link | Mike Harcrow |
| Poseidont | Poseidon | No fish-fry tonight, dear | Jackin Yow |
| Afrodite | Aphrodite | Her Nubian cousin | Jackin Yow |
| Arthemis | Artemis | Used car lot, specializing in souped-up muscle cars | Jackin Yow |
| Twitans | Titans | The other slew of kids whom Uranus and Gaia preferred not to acknowledge | Jackin Yow |
| Panopoly | Panoply | A board game using cookware as game pieces | Mike Harcrow |
| Fallters | Falters | Wireless parachutes | Doug Langmead |
| Levelator | Elevator | Goes only left and right | Emile Ouellette |
| Floccident | Flocculent | An unexpected rip in one's sweater | Mike Harcrow |
| Chuffle | Shuffle | A brute's impaired gait | Mike Harcrow |
| Ghievery | Thievery | Stolen butter | Mike Harcrow |
| Curddly | Cuddly | Whey too affectionate | Doug Langmead |
| Alcoolic | Alcoholic | Addicted to air conditioning | Mike Harcrow |
| Cornery | Ornery | 1. Cantankerous maize 2. Stuck at the junction of two walls | Mike Harcrow |
| Impoachment | Impoachment | What is done to a politician who gets into hot water | Barbara Gross |
| Spigox | Spigot | Wall-mounted oxygen tap | Mike Harcrow |
| Tarmentor | Tormentor | One who teaches others how to lay asphalt surfaces | Geoff Williams |
| Flirtattious | Flirtatious | Inked seductress | Mike Harcrow |
| Octopun | Octopus | Maximum number of inferences known to exist in a single word joke | Mike Harcrow |
| Barberian | Barbarian | A savage hairdresser | Mike Harcrow |
| Columnbine | Columbine | A tall, rigid wildflower; a manly buttercup | Mike Harcrow |
| Strutegy | Strategy | Swagger stress | Carole Marantz |
| Cafegorize | Categorize | Analysis of simple fare eateries | Carole Marantz |
| Misogylist | Misogynist | A compilation of despised women | Carole Marantz |
| Violeft | Violet | Purple on the port side | Mike Harcrow |
| Provokst | Provost | An easily annoyed administrator | Mike Harcrow |
| Porcupince | Porcupine | A rodent with both offensive and defensive weaponry | Mike Harcrow |
| Misteake | Mistake | A diet characterized by an excessive amount of red meat. | John Amodeo |
| Afghonistan | Afghanistan | USA finally moves all its troops out. | Geoff Williams |
| Vicarous | Vicarious | A cockney priests ‘ome | Geoff Williams |
| Impdent | Impudent | What a hellion driver may cause | Mike Harcrow |
| Craptozoology | Cryptozoology | The study of the digestive and expurgation processes of mythical creatures | Mike Harcrow |
| Ecdysiant | Ecdysiast | A formic pole dancer | Mike Harcrow |
| Skeptacles | Spectacles | A questionable prescription | Mike Harcrow |
| Fontrary | Contrary | Insubordinate typesetter | Mike Harcrow |
| Satisfunktory | Satisfactory | (Self-evident) | Emile Ouellette |
| Impostrophe | Apostrophe | Given the considerable difficulty the general population has in the proper use of the apostrophe, I suggest we just acknowledge reality and change the word accordingly | Clark Ohnesorge Jr |
| Inconsoleable | Inconsolable | Going into a deep depression because someone has stolen your favourite stereo system | Geoff Williams |
| Nongoose | Mongoose | A very confused creature that knows it cannot fly and is afraid of cobras | Geoff Williams |
| Laoindary | Lapidary | A French rabbit that has been turned to stone | Geoff Williams |
| Markist-Leninist | Marxist-Leninist | One who gets fed up with spending hours marking Russian students term papers and throws their lot in with revolutionaries | Geoff Williams |
| Leviscerate | Eviscerate | Steal bluejeans from a clothesline | Jackin Yow |
| Liverate | Liberate | What cirrhosis did | Jackin Yow |
| Secretarp | Secretary | Clerk cover | Mike Harcrow |
| Flockenspiel | Glockenspiel | Harmonious fowl | Mike Harcrow |
| Bromites | Bromides | Tiny organisms that tend to inhabit your best buddy | Geoff Williams |
| Astrakan | Astrakhan | Toilet on a Star ship | Geoff Williams |
| Clamorous | Glamorous | A desire for shellfish; an alluring mollusk | Mike Harcrow |
| Zuez | Zeus | Egyptian god of maritime mishaps | Jackin Yow |
| Callipigeon | Callipygian | Sexy strutter on the plaza | Mike Harcrow |
| Artchery | Archery | Drawing bows | Doug Langmead |
| Mantankerous | Cantankerous | Describing a guy with a beer belly | Mike Harcrow |
| Sicophants | Sycophants | Stressed out by teeny insects | Carole Marantz |
| Catcus | Caucus | Rude,nasty feline | Carole Marantz |
| Dandylions | Dandelions | Glamorous beasts | Carole Marantz |
| Mollydoddle | Mollycoddle | Or should I hold out for Hermione? | Jackin Yow |
| Signecure | Sinecure | A job where one teaches people who can only make an X how to sign their names properly | Geoff Williams |
| Suffolcated | Suffocated | Moving your home to one in an Eastern English county | Geoff Williams |
| Squallor | Squalor | Debris after a storm | Mike Harcrow |
| Apostrophy | Apostrophe | An ancient award given to the Disciple who performed most miracles in a month | Geoff Williams |
| Ballbearers | Pallbearers | Jock straps | Geoff Williams |
| Bridgegroom | Bridegroom | Marrying your card playing partner | Geoff Williams |
| Piloton | Peloton | Stage leaders in the Tour de France | Doug Williams |
| Circulard | Circular | Molson’s muscle or Labatt’s lump | Jackin Yow |
| Antimalardial | Antimalarial | Buckshot | Jackin Yow |
| Troothache | Toothache | That poignant moment when you tell your child that there is no Tooth Fairy | Geoff Williams |
| Tempo di false | Tempo di valse | When the movement states it’s a dance but the meter is 7/8 | Mike Harcrow |
| Lordial | Cordial | With the air of minor royalty | Mike Harcrow |
| Murkantile | Mercantile | Five-and-dime after a flood | Mike Harcrow |
| Klondive | Klondike | A “polar bear plunge” | Mike Harcrow |
| Alcaczar | Alcazar | A Russian potentate in a Spanish castle | Mike Harcrow |
| Deracifate | Deracinate | Death of a carrot | Mike Harcrow |
| Hodiearnal | Hodiernal | Daily wage | Mike Harcrow |
| Lycranthropy | Lycanthropy | Becoming a werewolf in spandex | Mike Harcrow |
| Snobbygoster | Snollygoster | An unscrupulous classist | Mike Harcrow |
| Anachronismo | Anachronism | An outdated Atlas | Doug Langmead |
| Maunderette | Launderette | Coin-operated washing machines which drift during the spin cycle | Mike Harcrow |
| Reminent | Eminent | Conspicuous has-been | Jackin Yow |
| Cowbelle | Cowbell | Alluring heifer | Emile Ouellette |
| Omitous | Vomitous | Dry heaves | Mike Harcrow |
| Beefriend | Befriend | verb..to form a bond with someone you are barbecuing steak with | Tom St. Louis |
| Anguillifork | Anguilliform | A tool for roasting an eel | Mike Harcrow |
| Fintimates | Intimates (v.) | Making fishy insinuations | Mike Harcrow |
| Shtup | Shut-up | COVID shut-in’s imperative followed by an interrogative? | Jackin Yow |
| Marathong | Marathon | How your underwear feels after running 26.2 miles | Mike Harcrow |
| Paradimes | Paradigms | 20 cents | Mike Harcrow |
| Halzheimer’s | Alzheimer’s | The new wonder drug: now you can hide your own Easter Eggs | Jackin Yow |
| Antidisestabfishment- arianism | Antidisestablishment- arianism | Opposition to the retraction of government funding for spearfishing | Mike Harcrow |
| Superindentent | Superintendent | One prone to using multiple tab stops | Mike Harcrow |
| Administraitor | Administrator | A conspiratorial bureaucrat | Mike Harcrow |
| Connaption | Conniption | A tantrum at nap time | Mike Harcrow |
| Logomacho | Logomachy | Fisticuffs over verbiage; manly wordsmithing | Mike Harcrow |
| Manumental | Monumental | Alpha male | Carole Marantz |
| Reasurrection | Resurrection | Sildenafil ™ | Jackin Yow |
| Mobarchist | Monarchist | A member of the Mafia who just loves the British Royal family | Geoff Williams |
| Stitltify | Stultify | To perform a daring circus act | Geoff Williams |
| Ringleaver | Ringleader | Hanging up on unidentified phone calls | Geoff Williams |
| Shirthanded | Shorthanded | A desperate last second attempt at a tackle in a rugby game. | Geoff Williams |
| Curlycues | Curlicues | Spending your time waiting in the line up for your Covid shot by standing in a maze | Geoff Williams |
| Ambergrios | Ambergris | Smelling like a rose but feeling like shit | Doug Langmead |
| Flaw | Law | Abnormally long arms | Doug Langmead |
| Hazel tov | Mazel tov | An expression of congratulations with a noticeable tinge of envy | Mike Harcrow |
| Noctambullyst | Noctambulist | One who is mean to others only in his dreams | Mike Harcrow |
| Nudacity | Nugacity | Undressing without purpose | Mike Harcrow |
| Gibraltard | Gibraltar | A marriage on the rocks | Doug Langmead |
| Evicerate | Eviscerate | An ancient tradition of cutting large slices out of sinners in order to relieve them of their sinful ways | Geoff Williams |
| Surver | Surfer | A phenomenon usually found in Hawaii wherein natives ride surfboards out to stranded novice surfers and deliver a cocktail to them | Geoff Williams |
| Expirate | Expiate | A retired buccaneer | Geoff Williams |
| Ickles | Pickles | Kimchi | Mike Harcrow |
| Songram | Sonogram | Evidence of a boy | Mike Harcrow |
| Bloodsnot | Bloodshot | Result of a ruptured nasal vessel | Mike Harcrow |
| Capillardy | Capillary | Porcine blood supplier | Mike Harcrow |
| Guntrifry | Gentrify | Thoughts, actions and speech intensely influenced by the Second Amendment | Carole Marantz |
| Bullyache | Bellyache | Sick of constant harassment | Carole Marantz |
| Hosterical | Hysterical | Over-indulges guests | Carole Marantz |
| Non trippo | Non troppo | A musical directive meaning “don’t screw up;” “allegro non trippo,” for example, means “quickly and without embarrassing yourself” | Mike Harcrow |
| Pinebibber | Winebibber | Ewell Gibbons | Mike Harcrow |
| Rhinoclastic | Rhinoplastic | Pertaining to fossilized fragments of horned ungulates | Mike Harcrow |
| Lollygaffe | Lollygag | A hard candy faux pas | Mike Harcrow |
| Tunambulist | Funambulist | An ocean food-fish walking a highwire | Mike Harcrow |
| Stenturian | Stentorian | Living for at least a hundred years with a dicky heart | Geoff Williams |
| Teemites | Termites | Very small golfers | Geoff Williams |
| Primodeniture | Primogeniture | Your son and heir’s first tooth | Geoff Williams |
| Semiquiver | Semiquaver | A poor economy in Nottingham Forest causes Robin Hood and his Merry Men to cut down sharply on the number of arrows that they carry | Geoff Williams |
| Corgies | Corgis | What happens at Buckingham Palace when the Queen is away and she puts Prince Andrew in charge of her beloved dogs. | Geoff Williams |
| Obestreperous | Obstreperous | A weight-defiant/control-defiant person | Vali Jamal |
| Hornitholigist | Ornitholigist | A person with deep thoughts of sexual activities with birds | Allan Diamond |
| Vaccinaked | Vaccinated | When you took off your shirt to get a shot, because you couldn’t roll up your sleeve high enough. In a sentence: I went to get my COVID-19 vaccination, and ended up getting vaccinaked | Charles Hostetler |
| Cowefficient | Coefficient | A champion milk producer | Geoff Williams |
| Wimpledon | Wimbledon | A high level tennis tournament in UK restricted to entry by nuns only | Geoff Williams |
| Marinaria | Marinara | A saucy little song | Mike Harcrow |
| Dypseptic | Dyspeptic | Wallowing in a pit of vile fury | Jackin Yow |
| Mutfi | Mufti | What you pay the pound to take Rover home | Jackin Yow |
| Sixpeck | Sixpack | 1. Chickens who work out 2. Beer supply for a South African | Geoff Williams |
| Undergrab | Undergrad | University student who makes his living as a pickpocket | Geoff Williams |
| Coperator | Operator | Person handling the switchboard at the local police station | Geoff Williams |
| Clan-opener | Can-opener | Claymore | Jackin Yow |
| Strumpest | Strumpet | 1. The most obvious manifestation of the profession 2. The one who will not leave the passenger-side window when the light changes | Jackin Yow |
| Sackclot | Sackcloth | Kidney stone | Jackin Yow |
| Daffydil | Daffodil | Crazy soup greens | Carole Marantz |
| Rafterthought | Afterthought | Maybe the lumberjack should have put on a life jacket | Jackin Yow |
| Moribunditty | Moribundity | A surprisingly upbeat funeral tune | Anne DelCampo |
| Spermeate | Permeate | Impregnate | Anne DelCampo |
| Disembrogue | Disembogue | Take your shoes off | Anne DelCampo |
| Harmöbius | Harmonious | The sound of infinity | Mike Harcrow |
| Uptopia | Utopia | The perfect mountaintop commune | Mike Harcrow |
| Sirendipity | Serendipity | A chance encounter with a seductress | Anne DelCampo |
| Misstaken | Mistaken | Find another prom date | Emile Ouellette |
| Gravery | Gravy | A fuller-bodied gravy | Amy German |
| McCaw | Macaw | A Scottish parrot | Mike Harcrow |
| Pyathlon | Python | A footrace for big snakes | Mike Harcrow |
| Spectaculard | Spectacular | The best pig fat ever | Mike Harcrow |
| Lampshame | Lampshade | The inability to afford nice interior lighting, leaving you stuck with your parents’ “vintage pieces” | Mike Harcrow |
| Hunderstorm | Thunderstorm | When it’s raining cats and dogs but without the cats | Mike Harcrow |
| Sousapone | Sousaphone | Marching cornbread | Mike Harcrow |
| Harpentry | Carpentry | Cue for the harpist | Mike Harcrow |
| Lagin | Login | Procrastinate | Carole Marantz |
| Superfacial | Superficial | Large Face | Carole Marantz |
| Reffluvium | Effluvium | Ump’s odious calls | Jackin Yow |
| Evangelastic | Evangelistic | Ready to move to a more “in” religion as necessary | Geoff Williams |
| Collargen | Collagen | The little label inside a mans shirt to tell you the size of the neck | Geoff Williams |
| Scrawn | Scrawny | The opposite of brawn; brute wimpiness | Mike Harcrow |
| Harmacy | Pharmacy | An apothecary devoted to breaking the Hippocratic Oath | Mike Harcrow |
| Urneasiness | Uneasiness | Feelings of anxiety or discomfort in a crematorium | Mia Debidin |
| Prostaute | Prostate | When confronted with a really good reason to pucker | Jackin Yow |
| Allygator | Alligator | A supportive, encouraging swamp reptile | Mike Harcrow |
| Uranating | Urinating/Pissing | An astronaut passing into space on his way to the seventh planet | Doug Langmead |
| Paladroit | Maladroit | That awkward friend | Mike Harcrow |
| Bolshevicks | Bolsheviks | Cold remedy used by Russian revolutionaries | Geoff Williams |
| Falsyhood | Falsehood | Plush cashmere sweater | Jackin Yow |
| Emergencry | Emergency | In politics, climate, sexuality, colour, public health, language, employment, voting, etc., etc., “It’s not fair!” | Jackin Yow |
| Transmatable | Transmutable | Chacun à son goût! | Jackin Yow |
| Prepperoni | Pepperoni | One item in a doomsday survival kit | Mike Harcrow |
| Importank | Important | Mechanized cavalry purchased from another country | Mike Harcrow |
| Consommate | Consummate | When a groom in his dotage makes a potage of his stewardship | Doug Langmead |
| Cargohydrates | Carbohydrates | A shipload of organic compounds | Geoff Williams |
| Orgiental | Oriental | Hot times in Shanghai | Geoff Williams |
| Veteranarians | Veterinarians | Old soldiers who have gone to the dogs | Geoff Williams |
| Dimosaurs | Dinosaurs | Why they went extinct | Geoff Williams |
| Blaseball | Baseball | 39000 Texans who could not care less about contracting a serious disease so long as they can watch a baseball game and drink beer in public | Geoff Williams |
| Perpetractor | Perpetrator | Miscreant farm vehicle | Mike Harcrow |
| Suspicnicious | Suspicious | A questionable outdoor meal | Mike Harcrow |
| Airwhorthy | Airworthy | Mail-order inflatable “companion” | Jackin Yow |
| Excement | Excrement | Support payments that bind | Jackin Yow |
| Rifft-rafft | Riff-raff | Many a marital bed | Jackin Yow |
| Femurl | Femur | The underpinning of a hippy chick | Doug Langmead |
| Palitics | Politics | Elected work for pals not their constituents | Carole Marantz |
| Equinot | Equinox | Equal, we are not ! | Carole Marantz |
| Jockularity | Jocularity | A Scottish sense of humour | Geoff Williams |
| Admenistration | Administration | The business and financial side of the advertising trade | Geoff Williams |
| Splinth | Plinth | A statue erected in honour of a man with a lisp and a broken arm | Geoff Williams |
| Dentropy | Entropy | So, your average lay-about man-cave? | Jackin Yow |
| Intertitial | Interstitial | Er, cleavage? | Jackin Yow |
| Blockdown | Lockdown | Bricklayers’ calls for strike action | Jackin Yow |
| Pigmeant | Pigment | Wrong color | Emile Ouellette |
| Forrest | forest | A place far away you go to for rest | Donna Di Paolo |
| Queery | Query | Verb: To ask a friend if they are lesbian, gay, bi-sexual, transgender, queer or questioning. Noun: The question being asked to learn a friend’s sexual orientation. | Jerry Steinberg |
| Jourknee | Journey | Joint issues from tourist walking | Mike Harcrow |
| Misprison | Misprision | Parole | Geoff Williams |
| Compactibilty | Compatibilty | Learning to drive in a small car | Geoff Williams |
| Gharish | Garish | Where a drunkard parks his car | Geoff Williams |
| Diswillery | Distillery | An establishment that produces less than palpable Spiritus Frumenti | Mary Ellen Quigley |
| Insurgeonts | Insurgents | Rebel doctors | Mike Harcrow |
| Conglamerate | Conglomerate | A large group of flamboyant people | Mike Harcrow |
| Patternoster | Paternoster | Delivering a sermon by text message | Geoff Williams |
| Dignosed | Diagnosed | Someone with a proboscis like a shovel | Geoff Williams |
| Flootball | Football | A team game wherein one has to control a soccer ball while playing a musical instrument | Geoff Williams |
| Amorpheous | Amorphous/Morpheus | A dream lover on a malleable matrix | Doug Langmead |
| Porkmanteau | Portmanteau | A pigskin brief case | Geoff Williams |
| Shiitaker | Shiitake | Kept-in-the-dark kowtower | Jackin Yow |
| Subpeony | Subpoena | Not quite a peony (that is, not showy enough) | Mike Harcrow |
| Crudition | Erudition | Covering up your high intelligence by using foul language | Geoff Williams |
| Tumoresque | Humoresque | Suffering from a severe condition but keeping a cheerful attitude | Geoff Williams |
| Dearthbed | Deathbed | Marital sleeping arrangement in one-bed dysfunctional family | Jackin Yow |
| Bumbskull | Numbskull | Cranio-rectal inversion | Jackin Yow |
| Peregrinotions | Peregrinations | So wasted, you think you’re actually capable of flight | Jackin Yow |
| Revaricate | Prevaricate | The practice of habitual liars | Mike Harcrow |
| Bandemic | Pandemic | Covid 19 hoaxers | Carole Marantz |
| Urgery | Surgery | Operating on desire | Mike Harcrow |
| Porcinema | Porcine | Pig movies | Mike Harcrow |
| Ergotic Hypothesis | Ergodic Hypothesis | The assumption that everyone will eventually touch your Joules at an orgy | Name Witheld |
| Prognostrilcate | Prognosticate | Foretell by smell | Mike Harcrow |
| Capriolet | Cabriolet | Cry sent up by a Spaniard seeing a beautiful Island off the Italian West coast for the first time | Geoff Williams |
| Arabale | Arable | Egyptian beer made from grass clippings | Geoff Williams |
| Hindfast | Handfast | Constipated | Jackin Yow |
| Belaborate | Elaborate | Skewer to exhaustion | Jackin Yow |
| Duporable | Deplorable | Capable of being duped | Carole Marantz |
| Ninentity | Nonenity | Ninety year old person of worth | Carole Marantz |
| Plebean | Plebeian | The pedestrian pinto, the lowly lentil, the common cannelini | Anne DelCampo |
| Usquelaugh | Usquebaugh | A wee giggle after a wee nip | Anne DelCampo |
| Consniption | Conniption | Hysterics in the wake of a horrible haircut | Anne DelCampo |
| Pimpotent | Impotent | Procurer’s temporary office | Jackin Yow |
| Sassquatch | Sasquatch | A mouthy bigfoot | Mike Harcrow |
| Carporeal | Corporeal | Attributes of your automobile | Mike Harcrow |
| Slarch | Starch | A stiff conifer | Mike Harcrow |
| Curiocity | Curiosity | An entire metropolitan area of flea markets, souvenir shops, and side shows | Mike Harcrow |
| Adiosyncratic | Idiosyncratic | Weird, but not really giving a damn what people think | Jackin Yow |
| Archestra | Orchestra | A grouping of partial circles | Mike Harcrow |
| Elangation | Elongation | A state of prolonged panache | Mike Harcrow |
| Lootenant | Lieutenant | A renter who can only afford the bathroom | Mike Harcrow |
| Assoon | Bassoon | A short-lived bass instrument of the woodwind family that never sounded any better than gassy | Mike Harcrow |
| Altrustic | Altruistic | A farm worker who stands in for another who is absent | Geoff Williams |
| Pigmeant | Pigment | Pork substitute | Geoff Williams |
| Daffydils | Daffodils | Jokester jonquils | Mike Harcrow |
| Yoncrete | Concrete | Pavement, but over there | Mike Harcrow |
| Hornery | Ornery | Not getting any; not pleased | Jackin Yow |
| Findow | Window | View into a fish | Mike Harcrow |
| Sausafe | Sausage | Chastity belt for men | Mike Harcrow |
| Funkempt | Unkempt | Brazilian, Landing Strip, etc. | Jackin Yow |
| Polterheist | Poltergeist | A robbery committed by a noisy ghostly apparition | HR White |
| Barbohydrates | Carbohydrates | Thorny starches | Mike Harcrow |
| Serendipoty | Serendipity | Seat up; perfect aim | Jackin Yow |
| Contemprate | Contemplate | To think out loud | Mike Harcrow |
| Peritinkle | Periwinkle | The ringing of small, blue-violet bells | Mike Harcrow |
| Fourlorn | Forlorn | One fewer than fivelorn | Mike Harcrow |
| Peninsulk | Peninsula | A landmass that’s sad because it’s not an island | Mike Harcrow |
| Zenouement | Denouement | Peaceful conclusion | Mike Harcrow |
| Egreasious | Egregious | Bad AND oily | Mike Harcrow |
| Slalome | Slalom | A skiing seductress | Mike Harcrow |
| Curflew | Curlew/Curfew | A daylightful bird | Doug Langmead |
| Draggadocio | Braggadocio | Vainglorious cross-dressing | Jackin Yow |
| Optimoistic | Optimistic | Salivating at the prospect of imminent success | Jackin Yow |
| Fratulence | Flatulence | Gaseous emissions emanating from a brother | HR White |
| esprit de corpse | esprit de corps | a French ghost | HR White |
| Hindkerchief | Handkerchief | Half a loincloth | Jackin Yow |
| Stacky | Tacky | Comically over-endowed | Jackin Yow |
| Rublish | Publish | Defame in print | Jackin Yow |
| Clarifiction | Clarification | The attempt to make a matter more clear, transparent, or generally understandable foiled by the provision of faulty information invented by one’s imagination, feigned, or otherwise untrue | Emmaline Barnhill |
| Syndicrated | Syndicated | Mob disposal option | Jackin Yow |
| Trainslate | Translate | Regular sign seen at British Railways stations | Geoff Williams |
| Lowbotomy | Lobotomy | Time for a visit to Weight Watchers | Geoff Williams |
| ROMnants | Remnants | Bytes left over – scraps of memory | Doug Langmead |
| Justifry | Justify | A single french fry all by itself | Wayne Price |
| Nopen | Open | When WPM is unavailable to accept your entry | Wayne Price |
| Nearbour | Neighbour | A friend/acquaintance that doesn’t strictly live next door, but near by | Adam Grace |
| Maestroso | Maestro + maestoso | Pompous, arrogant, haughty, and condescending, as in the attitude and demeanor of an orchestral conductor | Mike Harcrow |
| Oreness | Soreness | Miner malady | Mike Harcrow |
| Maburka | Mazurka | A lively central-European dance with faces covered | Mike Harcrow |
| Reduncle | Peduncle | A sunburned relative | Mike Harcrow |
| Batcoin | Bitcoin | Currency in use by certain denizens of Gotham City | Geoff Williams |
| Translute | Translate | Stringed instrument played by a person undergoing a sex change | Geoff Williams |
| Hen Pen | Bull Pen | The area where female baseball pitchers warm up | Anne DelCampo |
| Promiscuity | Promiscuity | The reason for chaperones at the senior dance | Anne DelCampo |
| Limperial | Imperial | “No heir…no spare” | Anne DelCampo |
| Lassitide | Lassitude | A wave of weariness | Anne DelCampo |
| Satisfiction | Satisfaction | Unreal satisfaction | Emile Ouellette |
| Ventriloquest | Ventriloquist | The time it took to get Charlie McCarthy to speak | Mike Harcrow |
| Mutterance | Utterance | Bark of a mixed-breed dog. | Noah Bond |
| Decallogue | Decalogue | The 10 Commandments on a sticker | Michael de Silva |
| Chaphazard | Haphazard | Nude Barrel Racing | Michael de Silva |
| Spair | Pair | Two extra | Michael de Silva |
| Fartificial | Artificial | The character of unnatural flatulence | Mike Harcrow |
| Dribaldry | Ribaldry | Obscene slobber | Mike Harcrow |
| Flyingpan | Fryingpan | Hero of a J M Barrie book | Geoff Williams |
| Plongtitude | Longitude | An elaborate but obvious lie, neither an antonym or synonym of platitude , but rather the worlds first use of a rangonym due to the right angle aspects | Nicholas Ashton |
| Missletoe | Mistletoe | A North Korean game invented by Kim Jong Un wherein if he kisses you on both cheeks you survive and if he does not you get stuffed into the nose cone of the next missile leaving town | Geoff Williams |
| Verdisimilitude | Verisimilitude | A new opera written in the style of Verdi | Geoff Williams |
| Biscults | Biscuits | Fanatical followers of carb-only diets | Mike Harcrow |
| Canapea | Panacea | Legume seeds in a tin cylinder (in Little Italy) | Mike Harcrow |
| Carsimonious | Parsimonious | Owns a Yugo | Mike Harcrow |
| Bajaar | Bazaar | A container market | Mike Harcrow |
| Curtlery | Cutlery | Terse tableware | Mike Harcrow |
| Ruefuel | Rueful | Fanning the flames of one’s sorrow, shame, or regret | Mike Harcrow |
| Sexylogist | Sexologist | That cute chick in Shipping | Jackin Yow |
| Pantoply | Panoply | A display of trousers | Mike Harcrow |
| Monopolo | Monopoly | A horseback game for one | Mike Harcrow |
| Deficcant | Desiccant | A laxative | Mike Harcrow |
| Prescrimption | Prescription | Generic drugs | Mike Harcrow |
| Browery | Brewery | Manufacturer of paste-on body hair | Mike Harcrow |
| Octopuns | Octopus | Jokes where the teller always substitutes the word “Testicles” for “Tentacles” and laughs uproariously | Geoff Williams |
| Gnuslinger | Gunslinger | A paid killer operating in South Africa | Geoff Williams |
| Cadillack | Cadillac | Arriving at the posh golf course on your bicycle and finding no one will carry your clubs for you. | Geoff Williams |
| Chambra | Chambray | Falsies | Jackin Yow |
| Zoomerang | Boomerang | To suddenly leave a webinar and then shortly return | HR White |
| Sex | Six | One Seff Efrican less than sivin | Doug Langmead |
| Wornrows | Cornrows | When your braids need a re-do | Mike Harcrow |
| Pawcity | Paucity | A metropolitan area for cats and dogs | Mike Harcrow |
| Oxercise | Exercise | The best way to enhance your bisons | Doug Langmead |
| Dickotomy | Dichotomy | A very serious male operation whose efficacy is in doubt | Geoff Williams |
| Maltadroit | Maladroit | Clumsily drink beer, i.e., runs down one’s chin | Jackin Yow |
| Dialatribe | Dialatribe | Smoke signals | Doug Langmead |
| Catalysm | Catalyst | Doctrinal impetus | Mike Harcrow |
| Dragonian | Draconian | The character of a cruel, mythical flying lizard | Mike Harcrow |
| Chimperty | Champerty | Dressing up a monkey as a politician and expecting the voted peanuts to stream your way | Jackin Yow |
| Munity | Unity | Dissension in the ranks | Doug Langmead |
| Immutiny | Mutiny | Steadfast loyalty | Doug Langmead |
| Bluzzard | Buzzard | A bird of prey that is well adapted for flying in very high winds | Geoff Williams |
| Petrochomical | Petrochemical | Belief that one can sustain a 21st century economy on PV and fans | Jackin Yow |
| Cameow | Cameo | Garfield’s only scene | Michael de Silva |
| TVdium | Tedium | Daytime content | Michael de Silva |
| Indingo | Indigo | Blue dog | Michael de Silva |
| Coop d’etat | Coup d’etat | to upset the pecking order of a hen house. | HR White |
| Vaccinity | Vaccine + Vicinity | Proximity in location to vaccine distribution site, or proximity in time to receiving vaccine. | Samantha Outcalt |
| Astrolave | Astrolabe | Toilets at the Kennedy Space Centre | Geoff Williams |
| Syrip | Syrup / Syria | A sticky diplomatic situation in a turbulent Middle Eastern country | Geoff Williams |
| Cowfound | Confound | A lost bovine no longer lost | Mike Harcrow |
| Sparkinsons | Parkinsons | A neurological brain disease characterized by fiery outbursts | Mike Harcrow |
| Cantelope | Canteloupe | When the bolting couple gets caught by her dad | Mike Harcrow |
| Gneissly | Nicely | How rocks are supposed to play together | Mike Harcrow |
| Condomnation | Condemnation | Strong disapproval concerning the use of contraceptives | Mia Debidin |
| Gnuanced | Nuanced | Subtly resembling a wildebeest | Mia Debidin |
| Adminept | Administration Department (Admin Dept) | The SNAFU Gurus | Doug Langmead |
| Apexitif | Aperitif | The very best liqueur | Mike Harcrow |
| Conquitador | Conquistador | The conqueror who didn’t go | Mike Harcrow |
| Hunchman | Henchman | Cwhiminal minion | Doug Langmead |
| Longlevity | Longevity | Laughing off the years | Doug Langmead |
| Discrapancy | Discrepancy | A messy inconsistency | Kenneth Grinnell |
| Mobivation | Motivation | A reason to run | Mike Harcrow |
| Flague | Plague | A contagion of banners | Mike Harcrow |
| Tannoying | Annoying | Causing irritation over a public address system | Mia Debidin |
| Boastmistress | Toastmistress | I only use silk in ‘my’ whips and ties | Jackin Yow |
| Totalifarian | Totalitarian | A Jamaican dictator | Geoff Williams |
| Acapilliaries | Capilliaries | Singing too much and making your blood vessels rupture | Geoff Williams |
| Intercorpse | Intercourse | Necrophilia | Geoff Williams |
| Impottent | Impotent | When your instant pot, after age and years of use, is unable to achieve a pressure; resulting in an inability to perform in the kitchen. | Kent Benton |
| Vaccinity | Vaccine + Vicinity | Proximity in location to vaccine distribution site, or proximity in time to receiving vaccine. | Samantha Outcalt |
| Muteiny | Mutiny | When people in your Zoom meeting won’t leave themselves muted, and it wrecks the meeting for everyone else. | Beth Winnowski |
| Deposhition | Deposition | The giving of false information under oath | Kitty Valence |
| Stevadores | Stevedores | Romantic longshoremen | Alan Phillips |
| Dietribe | Diatribe | A primitive community of picky eaters | Alan Phillips |
| Solitairey confinement | Solitary confinement | Locked in a cell with nothing but a deck of cards | Alan Phillips |
| Nevertitti | Nevertiti | Flat chested Egyptian Empress | Geoff Williams |
| Tsarcissism | Narcissism | Caveat emperor – the ne plus ultra of inflated self-esteem | Doug Langmead |
| Exclustive | Exclusive | Pining for the previous Mrs. | Jackin Yow |
| Black-Outs Matter | Black outs matter | Power to the people! | Michael Brawley |
| Camopers | Campers | Bored kids in a tent | Michael de Silva |
| Gintellectual | Intellectual | Rummy | Michael de Silva |
| Embyronic | Embryonic | Before it was known he’d be Lord or Lady B | Jackin Yow |
| Esteamed | Esteemed | How clams are served in Spain | Michael de Silva |
| Blandishmint | Blandishment | Candy for good behavior | Michael de Silva |
| Venomouse | Venomous | Mickey’s Ex | Michael de Silva |
| Clairvoyain’t | Clairvoyant | Normal | Michael de Silva |
| Civilant | Sibilant | Hissing politely | Mike Harcrow |
| Dylsexic | Dyslexic | One who finds adult content in places where it doesn’t exist | Mike Harcrow |
| Spanxer | Spanner | Compression wear for pipe repair | Mike Harcrow |
| Emews | Mews | Rowstriches | Doug Langmead |
| Castroenteris | Gastroenteritis | A stomach ailment that causes the sufferer to keep making speeches of interminable length | Geoff Williams |
| Pygmites | Pygmies | Short-tempered stunt-men | Doug Langmead |
| Denisovain | Denisovan | The guy Carly bitched about | Jackin Yow |
| Cessnation | Cessation | A small plane crash | Mike Harcrow |
| Freudenstein | Frankenstein | A sapient creature with the head of a scientist and the mind of an analyst | Doug Langmead |
| Jobster | Lobster | Employment service for crustaceans | Mike Harcrow |
| Creoche | Brioche + creole | Caribbean bread rolls | Mike Harcrow |
| Wivalry | Rivalry | Problems with polygamy | Mike Harcrow |
| Nappenstance | Happenstance | The ability to sleep while standing upright | Geoff Williams |
| Verbesity | Verbosity | Talking too much makes you fat | Geoff Williams |
| Sliquid | Liquid | Better-designed pound note | Jackin Yow |
| Paranorman | Paranormal | Elite group of French troops sent ahead by William the Conqueror to test out Harold’s defences | Geoff Williams |
| Indepedant | Independant | The person who sits next to you during the local Film Festival and tells you all about the plot nuances and the directors personal life story | Geoff Williams |
| Tatare | Tatar | Weight of a Turk – sans luggage – about to board an aircraft | Jackin Yow |
| Schyster | Shyster | Porta-potti along Unter den Linden | Jackin Yow |
| Disdrain | Disdain | Down which the last ounce of respect was flushed | Jackin Yow |
| Disrapt | Disrupt | No longer impressed by the rhetoric | Jackin Yow |
| Galamari | Calamari | A festive squid | Mike Harcrow |
| Broquette | Coquette | A flirty guy | Mike Harcrow |
| Branstorm | Brainstorm | A bad post-breakfast experience in the restroom | Mike Harcrow |
| Sailient | Salient | The relevance of boating | Mike Harcrow |
| Equipmen | Equipment | Tool vendors | Mike Harcrow |
| Sheepskip | Sheepskin | Missing graduation | Mike Harcrow |
| Jarvest | Harvest | Gleaning jam containers | Mike Harcrow |
| Whors-de-combat | Hors-de-combat | Camp followers | Jackin Yow |
| Bugpipe | Bagpipe | Doodlesack with a defective chanter | Jackin Yow |
| Bonas | Bolas | Extra pay granted to an Argentinian Gaucho for his skill with his lasso | Geoff Williams |
| Glammer | Glimmer | A movie star whose beauty is beginning to dim | Geoff Williams |
| Fatotum | Factotum | An underling who got fat on the job, tum reinforcing the meaning | Vali Jamal |
| Ruedimentary | Rudimentary | Basic regret or a basic French street | Ridley Odonnell |
| Oxy-Moron | Oxymoron | Someone who regularly uses street drugs. | Michael Brawley |
| Innoculous | Innocuous | An inoffensive jab | Doug Langmead |
| Humorlesque | Humoresque | A written or musical composition completely devoid of capriciousness, fantasy, or whimsy | Mike Harcrow |
| Conquistadorm | Conquistador | The campus gigolo | Mike Harcrow |
| Theoretipal | Theoretical | Studying the practice of friendship | Mike Harcrow |
| Obease | Obese | Mobility for the large | Mike Harcrow |
| Monstrocity | Monstrosity | Tokyo | Mike Harcrow |
| Abalonely | Abalonely | A mollusk without a date | Mike Harcrow |
| Presipitation | Precipitation | Indecision over using a drinking straw or not | Mike Harcrow |
| Verisimiltune | Verisimiltude | A song that borrows most of the music from a well known old tune | Geoff Williams |