2021 Submissions

Welcome to the 2021 Submissions page!     

We get new words regularly (frequently!) and work to post them as soon as practical. Anyone can contribute using the Submit Words Tab

Most recent words are at the top – if you like what you see, go back and enjoy some of the oldies but goodies on our Decade of Wordplay  page.   

New Word Original Word  Definition Name
Your Word Its origin Clever is better… Don’t be shy !
Paladroit Maladroit That awkward friend Mike Harcrow
Bolshevicks Bolsheviks Cold remedy used by Russian revolutionaries Geoff Williams
Falsyhood Falsehood Plush cashmere sweater Jackin Yow
Emergencry Emergency In politics, climate, sexuality, colour, public health, language, employment, voting, etc., etc., “It’s not fair!” Jackin Yow
Transmatable Transmutable Chacun à son goût! Jackin Yow
Prepperoni Pepperoni One item in a doomsday survival kit Mike Harcrow
Importank Important Mechanized cavalry purchased from another country Mike Harcrow
Consommate Consummate When a groom in his dotage makes a potage of his stewardship Doug Langmead
Cargohydrates Carbohydrates A shipload of organic compounds Geoff Williams
Orgiental Oriental Hot times in Shanghai Geoff Williams
Veteranarians Veterinarians Old soldiers who have gone to the dogs Geoff Williams
Dimosaurs Dinosaurs Why they went extinct Geoff Williams
Blaseball Baseball 39000 Texans who could not care less about contracting a serious disease so long as they can watch a baseball game and drink beer in public Geoff Williams
Perpetractor Perpetrator Miscreant farm vehicle Mike Harcrow
Suspicnicious Suspicious A questionable outdoor meal Mike Harcrow
Airwhorthy Airworthy Mail-order inflatable “companion” Jackin Yow
Excement Excrement Support payments that bind Jackin Yow
Rifft-rafft Riff-raff Many a marital bed Jackin Yow
Femurl Femur The underpinning of a hippy chick Doug Langmead
Palitics Politics Elected work for pals not their constituents Carole Marantz
Equinot Equinox Equal, we are not ! Carole Marantz
Jockularity Jocularity A Scottish sense of humour Geoff Williams
Admenistration Administration The business and financial side of the advertising trade Geoff Williams
Splinth Plinth A statue erected in honour of a man with a lisp and a broken arm Geoff Williams
Dentropy Entropy So, your average lay-about man-cave? Jackin Yow
Intertitial Interstitial Er, cleavage? Jackin Yow
Blockdown Lockdown Bricklayers’ calls for strike action Jackin Yow
Pigmeant Pigment Wrong color Emile Ouellette
Forrest forest A place far away you go to for rest Donna Di Paolo 
Queery Query Verb: To ask a friend if they are lesbian, gay, bi-sexual, transgender, queer or questioning.

Noun: The question being asked to learn a friend’s sexual orientation.
Jerry Steinberg 
Jourknee Journey Joint issues from tourist walking Mike Harcrow
Misprison Misprision Parole Geoff Williams
Compactibilty Compatibilty Learning to drive in a small car Geoff Williams
Gharish Garish Where a drunkard parks his car Geoff Williams
Diswillery Distillery An establishment that produces less than palpable Spiritus Frumenti Mary Ellen Quigley 
Insurgeonts Insurgents Rebel doctors Mike Harcrow
Conglamerate Conglomerate A large group of flamboyant people Mike Harcrow
Patternoster Paternoster Delivering a sermon by text message Geoff Williams
Dignosed Diagnosed Someone with a proboscis like a shovel Geoff Williams
Flootball Football A team game wherein one has to control a soccer ball while playing a musical instrument Geoff Williams
Amorpheous Amorphous/Morpheus A dream lover on a malleable matrix Doug Langmead
Porkmanteau Portmanteau A pigskin brief case Geoff Williams
Shiitaker Shiitake Kept-in-the-dark kowtower Jackin Yow
Subpeony Subpoena Not quite a peony (that is, not showy enough) Mike Harcrow
Crudition Erudition Covering up your high intelligence by using foul language Geoff Williams
Tumoresque Humoresque Suffering from a severe condition but keeping a cheerful attitude Geoff Williams
Dearthbed Deathbed Marital sleeping arrangement in one-bed dysfunctional family Jackin Yow
Bumbskull Numbskull Cranio-rectal inversion Jackin Yow
Peregrinotions Peregrinations So wasted, you think you’re actually capable of flight Jackin Yow
Revaricate Prevaricate The practice of habitual liars Mike Harcrow
Bandemic Pandemic Covid 19 hoaxers Carole Marantz
Urgery Surgery Operating on desire Mike Harcrow
Porcinema Porcine Pig movies Mike Harcrow
Ergotic Hypothesis Ergodic Hypothesis The assumption that everyone will eventually touch your Joules at an orgy Name Witheld
Prognostrilcate Prognosticate Foretell by smell Mike Harcrow
Capriolet Cabriolet Cry sent up by a Spaniard seeing a beautiful Island off the Italian West coast for the first time Geoff Williams
Arabale Arable Egyptian beer made from grass clippings Geoff Williams
Hindfast Handfast Constipated Jackin Yow
Belaborate Elaborate Skewer to exhaustion Jackin Yow
Duporable Deplorable Capable of being duped Carole Marantz
Ninentity Nonenity Ninety year old person of worth Carole Marantz
Plebean Plebeian The pedestrian pinto, the lowly lentil, the common cannelini Anne DelCampo
Usquelaugh Usquebaugh A wee giggle after a wee nip Anne DelCampo
Consniption Conniption Hysterics in the wake of a horrible haircut Anne DelCampo
Pimpotent Impotent Procurer’s temporary office Jackin Yow
Sassquatch Sasquatch A mouthy bigfoot Mike Harcrow
Carporeal Corporeal Attributes of your automobile Mike Harcrow
Slarch Starch A stiff conifer Mike Harcrow
Curiocity Curiosity An entire metropolitan area of flea markets, souvenir shops, and side shows Mike Harcrow
Adiosyncratic Idiosyncratic Weird, but not really giving a damn what people think Jackin Yow
Archestra Orchestra A grouping of partial circles Mike Harcrow
Elangation Elongation A state of prolonged panache Mike Harcrow
Lootenant Lieutenant A renter who can only afford the bathroom Mike Harcrow
Assoon Bassoon A short-lived bass instrument of the woodwind family that never sounded any better than gassy Mike Harcrow
Altrustic Altruistic A farm worker who stands in  for another who is absent Geoff Williams
Pigmeant Pigment Pork substitute Geoff Williams
Daffydils Daffodils Jokester jonquils Mike Harcrow
Yoncrete Concrete Pavement, but over there Mike Harcrow
Hornery Ornery Not getting any; not pleased Jackin Yow
Findow Window View into a fish Mike Harcrow
Sausafe Sausage Chastity belt for men Mike Harcrow
Funkempt Unkempt Brazilian, Landing Strip, etc. Jackin Yow
Polterheist Poltergeist A robbery committed by a noisy ghostly apparition HR White
Barbohydrates Carbohydrates Thorny starches Mike Harcrow
Serendipoty Serendipity Seat up; perfect aim Jackin Yow
Contemprate Contemplate To think out loud Mike Harcrow
Peritinkle Periwinkle The ringing of small, blue-violet bells Mike Harcrow
Fourlorn Forlorn One fewer than fivelorn Mike Harcrow
Peninsulk Peninsula A landmass that’s sad because it’s not an island Mike Harcrow
Zenouement Denouement Peaceful conclusion Mike Harcrow
Egreasious Egregious Bad AND oily Mike Harcrow
Slalome Slalom A skiing seductress Mike Harcrow
Curflew Curlew/Curfew A daylightful bird Doug Langmead
Draggadocio Braggadocio Vainglorious cross-dressing Jackin Yow
Optimoistic Optimistic Salivating at the prospect of imminent success Jackin Yow
Fratulence Flatulence Gaseous emissions emanating from a brother HR White
esprit de corpse esprit de corps a French ghost HR White
Hindkerchief Handkerchief Half a loincloth Jackin Yow
Stacky Tacky Comically over-endowed Jackin Yow
Rublish Publish Defame in print Jackin Yow
Clarifiction Clarification The attempt to make a matter more clear, transparent, or generally understandable foiled by the provision of faulty information invented by one’s imagination, feigned, or otherwise untrue Emmaline Barnhill
Syndicrated Syndicated Mob disposal option Jackin Yow
Trainslate Translate Regular sign seen at British Railways stations Geoff Williams
Lowbotomy Lobotomy Time for a visit to Weight Watchers Geoff Williams
ROMnants Remnants Bytes left over – scraps of memory Doug Langmead
Justifry Justify A single french fry all by itself Wayne Price
Nopen Open When WPM is unavailable to accept your entry Wayne Price
Nearbour Neighbour A friend/acquaintance that doesn’t strictly live next door, but near by Adam Grace
Maestroso Maestro + maestoso Pompous, arrogant, haughty, and condescending, as in the attitude and demeanor of an orchestral conductor Mike Harcrow
Oreness Soreness Miner malady Mike Harcrow
Maburka Mazurka A lively central-European dance with faces covered Mike Harcrow
Reduncle Peduncle A sunburned relative Mike Harcrow
Batcoin Bitcoin Currency in use by certain denizens of Gotham City Geoff Williams
Translute Translate Stringed instrument played by a person undergoing a sex change Geoff Williams
Hen Pen Bull Pen The area where female baseball pitchers warm up Anne DelCampo
Promiscuity Promiscuity The reason for chaperones at the senior dance Anne DelCampo
Limperial Imperial “No heir…no spare” Anne DelCampo
Lassitide Lassitude A wave of weariness Anne DelCampo
Satisfiction Satisfaction Unreal satisfaction Emile Ouellette
Ventriloquest Ventriloquist The time it took to get Charlie McCarthy to speak Mike Harcrow
Mutterance Utterance Bark of a mixed-breed dog. Noah Bond
Decallogue Decalogue The 10 Commandments on a sticker Michael de Silva
Chaphazard Haphazard Nude Barrel Racing Michael de Silva
Spair Pair Two extra Michael de Silva
Fartificial Artificial The character of unnatural flatulence Mike Harcrow
Dribaldry Ribaldry Obscene slobber Mike Harcrow
Flyingpan Fryingpan Hero of a J M Barrie book Geoff Williams
Plongtitude Longitude An elaborate but obvious lie, neither an antonym or synonym of platitude , but rather the worlds first use of a rangonym due to the right angle aspects Nicholas Ashton
Missletoe Mistletoe A North Korean game invented by Kim Jong Un  wherein if he kisses you on both cheeks you survive and if he does not you get stuffed into the nose cone of the next missile leaving town Geoff Williams
Verdisimilitude Verisimilitude A  new opera written in the style of Verdi Geoff Williams
Biscults Biscuits Fanatical followers of carb-only diets Mike Harcrow
Canapea Panacea Legume seeds in a tin cylinder (in Little Italy) Mike Harcrow
Carsimonious Parsimonious Owns a Yugo Mike Harcrow
Bajaar Bazaar A container market Mike Harcrow
Curtlery Cutlery Terse tableware Mike Harcrow
Ruefuel Rueful Fanning the flames of one’s sorrow, shame, or regret Mike Harcrow
Sexylogist Sexologist That cute chick in Shipping Jackin Yow
Pantoply Panoply A display of trousers Mike Harcrow
Monopolo Monopoly A horseback game for one Mike Harcrow
Deficcant Desiccant A laxative Mike Harcrow
Prescrimption Prescription Generic drugs Mike Harcrow
Browery Brewery Manufacturer of paste-on body hair Mike Harcrow
Octopuns Octopus Jokes where the teller always substitutes the word “Testicles” for “Tentacles” and laughs uproariously Geoff Williams
Gnuslinger Gunslinger A paid killer operating in South Africa Geoff Williams
Cadillack Cadillac Arriving at the posh golf course on your bicycle and finding no one will carry your clubs for you. Geoff Williams
Chambra Chambray Falsies Jackin Yow
Zoomerang Boomerang To suddenly leave a webinar and then shortly return HR White
Sex Six One Seff Efrican less than sivin Doug Langmead
Wornrows Cornrows When your braids need a re-do Mike Harcrow
Pawcity Paucity A metropolitan area for cats and dogs Mike Harcrow
Oxercise Exercise The best way to enhance your bisons Doug Langmead
Dickotomy Dichotomy A very serious male operation whose efficacy is in doubt Geoff Williams
Maltadroit Maladroit Clumsily drink beer, i.e., runs down one’s chin Jackin Yow
Dialatribe Dialatribe Smoke signals Doug Langmead
Catalysm Catalyst Doctrinal impetus Mike Harcrow
Dragonian Draconian The character of a cruel, mythical flying lizard Mike Harcrow
Chimperty Champerty Dressing up a monkey as a politician and expecting the voted peanuts to stream your way Jackin Yow
Munity Unity Dissension in the ranks Doug Langmead
Immutiny Mutiny Steadfast loyalty Doug Langmead
Bluzzard Buzzard A bird of prey that is well adapted for flying in very high winds Geoff Williams
Petrochomical Petrochemical Belief that one can sustain a 21st century economy on PV and fans Jackin Yow
Cameow Cameo Garfield’s only scene Michael de Silva
TVdium Tedium Daytime content Michael de Silva
Indingo Indigo Blue dog Michael de Silva
Coop d’etat Coup d’etat to upset the pecking order of a hen house. HR White
Vaccinity Vaccine + Vicinity Proximity in location to vaccine distribution site, or proximity in time to receiving vaccine. Samantha Outcalt
Astrolave Astrolabe Toilets at the Kennedy Space Centre Geoff Williams
Syrip Syrup / Syria A sticky diplomatic situation in a turbulent Middle Eastern country Geoff Williams
Cowfound Confound A lost bovine no longer lost Mike Harcrow
Sparkinsons Parkinsons A neurological brain disease characterized by fiery outbursts Mike Harcrow
Cantelope Canteloupe When the bolting couple gets caught by her dad Mike Harcrow
Gneissly Nicely How rocks are supposed to play together Mike Harcrow
Condomnation Condemnation Strong disapproval concerning the use of contraceptives Mia Debidin
Gnuanced Nuanced Subtly resembling a wildebeest Mia Debidin
Adminept Administration Department (Admin Dept) The SNAFU Gurus Doug Langmead
Apexitif Aperitif The very best liqueur Mike Harcrow
Conquitador Conquistador The conqueror who didn’t go Mike Harcrow
Hunchman Henchman Cwhiminal minion Doug Langmead
Longlevity Longevity Laughing off the years Doug Langmead
Discrapancy Discrepancy A messy inconsistency Kenneth Grinnell
Mobivation Motivation A reason to run Mike Harcrow
Flague Plague A contagion of banners Mike Harcrow
Tannoying Annoying Causing irritation over a public address system Mia Debidin
Boastmistress Toastmistress I only use silk in ‘my’ whips and ties Jackin Yow
Totalifarian Totalitarian A Jamaican dictator Geoff Williams
Acapilliaries Capilliaries Singing too much and making your blood vessels rupture Geoff Williams
Intercorpse Intercourse Necrophilia Geoff Williams
Impottent Impotent When your instant pot, after age and years of use, is unable to achieve a pressure; resulting in an inability to perform in the kitchen. Kent Benton
Vaccinity Vaccine + Vicinity Proximity in location to vaccine distribution site, or proximity in time to receiving vaccine. Samantha Outcalt
Muteiny Mutiny When people in your Zoom meeting won’t leave themselves muted, and it wrecks the meeting for everyone else. Beth Winnowski
Deposhition Deposition The giving of false information under oath Kitty  Valence
Stevadores Stevedores Romantic longshoremen Alan Phillips
Dietribe Diatribe A primitive community of picky eaters Alan Phillips
Solitairey confinement Solitary confinement Locked in a cell with nothing but a deck of cards Alan Phillips
Nevertitti Nevertiti Flat chested Egyptian Empress Geoff Williams
Tsarcissism Narcissism Caveat emperor – the ne plus ultra of inflated self-esteem Doug Langmead
Exclustive Exclusive Pining for the previous Mrs. Jackin Yow
Black-Outs Matter Black outs matter Power to the people! Michael Brawley
Camopers Campers Bored kids in a tent Michael de Silva
Gintellectual Intellectual Rummy Michael de Silva
Embyronic Embryonic Before it was known he’d be Lord or Lady B Jackin Yow
Esteamed Esteemed How clams are served in Spain Michael de Silva
Blandishmint Blandishment Candy for good behavior Michael de Silva
Venomouse Venomous Mickey’s Ex Michael de Silva
Clairvoyain’t Clairvoyant Normal Michael de Silva
Civilant Sibilant Hissing politely Mike Harcrow
Dylsexic Dyslexic One who finds adult content in places where it doesn’t exist Mike Harcrow
Spanxer Spanner Compression wear for pipe repair Mike Harcrow
Emews Mews Rowstriches Doug Langmead
Castroenteris Gastroenteritis A stomach ailment that causes the sufferer to keep making speeches of interminable length Geoff Williams
Pygmites Pygmies Short-tempered stunt-men Doug Langmead
Denisovain Denisovan The guy Carly bitched about Jackin Yow
Cessnation Cessation A small plane crash Mike Harcrow
Freudenstein Frankenstein A sapient creature with the head of a scientist and the mind of an analyst Doug Langmead
Jobster Lobster Employment service for crustaceans Mike Harcrow
Creoche Brioche + creole Caribbean bread rolls Mike Harcrow
Wivalry Rivalry Problems with polygamy Mike Harcrow
Nappenstance Happenstance The ability to sleep while standing upright Geoff Williams
Verbesity Verbosity Talking too much makes you fat Geoff Williams
Sliquid Liquid Better-designed pound note Jackin Yow
Paranorman Paranormal Elite group of French troops sent ahead by William the Conqueror to test out Harold’s defences Geoff Williams
Indepedant Independant The person who sits next to you during the local Film Festival and tells you all about the plot nuances and the directors personal life story Geoff Williams
Tatare Tatar Weight of a Turk – sans luggage – about to board an aircraft Jackin Yow
Schyster Shyster Porta-potti along Unter den Linden Jackin Yow
Disdrain Disdain Down which the last ounce of respect was flushed Jackin Yow
Disrapt Disrupt No longer impressed by the rhetoric Jackin Yow
Galamari Calamari A festive squid Mike Harcrow
Broquette Coquette A flirty guy Mike Harcrow
Branstorm Brainstorm A bad post-breakfast experience in the restroom Mike Harcrow
Sailient Salient The relevance of boating Mike Harcrow
Equipmen Equipment Tool vendors Mike Harcrow
Sheepskip Sheepskin Missing graduation Mike Harcrow
Jarvest Harvest Gleaning jam containers Mike Harcrow
Whors-de-combat Hors-de-combat Camp followers Jackin Yow
Bugpipe Bagpipe Doodlesack with a defective chanter Jackin Yow
Bonas Bolas Extra pay granted to an Argentinian Gaucho for his skill with his lasso Geoff Williams
Glammer Glimmer A movie star whose beauty is beginning to dim Geoff Williams
Fatotum Factotum An underling who got fat on the job, tum reinforcing the meaning Vali Jamal
Ruedimentary Rudimentary Basic regret or a basic French street Ridley Odonnell
Oxy-Moron Oxymoron Someone who regularly uses street drugs. Michael Brawley
Innoculous Innocuous An inoffensive jab Doug Langmead
Humorlesque Humoresque A written or musical composition completely devoid of capriciousness, fantasy, or whimsy Mike Harcrow
Conquistadorm Conquistador The campus gigolo Mike Harcrow
Theoretipal Theoretical Studying the practice of friendship Mike Harcrow
Obease Obese Mobility for the large Mike Harcrow
Monstrocity Monstrosity Tokyo Mike Harcrow
Abalonely Abalonely A mollusk without a date Mike Harcrow
Presipitation Precipitation Indecision over using a drinking straw or not Mike Harcrow
Verisimiltune Verisimiltude A song that borrows most of the music from a well known old tune Geoff Williams
Paceship Spaceship In the near future the Indianapolis Annual Car Race will be held in orbit and in front of all the vehicles will be the Paceship Geoff Williams
Bangst Angst Great fear of sexual encounters Geoff Williams
Dialettante Dilettante Personal who refuses to use “those new fangled thingies” and sticks to their ancient telephone set Geoff Williams
Centaurians Centurians Bridled Roman shock troops Jackin Yow
Parliamentardy Parliamentary The slow wheels of the legislative body Vali Jamal
Dogsology Doxology Reverent canine howling Mike Harcrow
Dragonian Draconian Fire breathing law enforcement Anne DelCampo
impeasment impeachment The act of irrefutably proving to a three year-old that peas are good to eat yet having them rejected nevertheless. Daniel Sherman
Bravadog Bravado The Alpha of the litter Anne DelCampo
Perudites Erudite Learned Limans Anne DelCampo
Curtesy Courtesy Impoliteness Mike Harcrow
NOVID COVID The theoretical state of health that one enters after getting the second shot Wayne Price
Clammer Slammer Prison for miscreant mollusks Mike Harcrow
Spuffer Sputter To falter on one’s first cigarette Mike Harcrow
Stuba Scuba Underwater bass brass instrument Mike Harcrow
Comepuppance Comeuppance A grouchy dog for a grouchy guy Mike Harcrow
Scrubles Scruples Misgivings about cleanliness Mike Harcrow
Briars Bras Hedging your breasts Gillian Manolis & Doug Langmead
Confluenza Confluence + influenza One possible result of neglecting social-distancing Mike Harcrow
Concurrant Concurrant A fresh jam berry Mike Harcrow
Constapation Constipation The state of being perpetually bound up Jen Green
Deckimate Decimate Companion on a cruise liner Geoff Williams
Pie coefficient Pi Result of a late-night mathematical exercise, commonly using a fork, to straighten the sides of the uneaten portion of dessert, to form two radii Steve Coz
Platytude Platitude The collective noun for “a multitude of Duck-billed Platypuses”. H.R. White
Billingualism Bilingualism Your utility charges in English and Spanish Balazs Monoki
Coolaunt Coolant Your favorite parental sibling Mike Harcrow
Flip-flog Flip-flop To beat on both sides Mike Harcrow
Curlside Curbside A drive-up salon Mike Harcrow
Cuddlefish Cuttlefish An affectionate squid Mike Harcrow
McLarkey Malarkey Scottish balderdash Mike Harcrow
Fundertaker Undertaker Extortionist Mike Harcrow
Walwuss Walrus A feeble-minded cousin of the seal Mike Harcrow
Apollogize Apologize What the manufacturers of the faulty oxygen tank did after the Apollo 13 astronauts returned to earth. Gayle Knutson
Cementery Cemetery The last resting place for many a failed mobster Geoff Williams
Camusflage Camouflage Disguise for a French philosopher Geoff Williams
Anacondo Anaconda No place to keep a giant pet snake Geoff Williams
Billigrams Milligrams Online bible quotes from the late Mr. Graham Geoff Williams
Calasthenics Calisthenics Exercises for opera Divas Geoff Williams
Briggadocio Braggadocio Prison pretense…slammer swagger Anne DelCampo
Centrarian Contrarian A medieval maverick Anne DelCampo
Sourbet Sorbet Lemon sherbet without sugar Mike Harcrow
Melanchory Melancholy Pertaining to gloomy texts in vocal music Mike Harcrow
Kenk Ken A twist in one’s knowledge Mike Harcrow
Surreptittious Surreptitious Clandestine breast-feeding Mike Harcrow
Whyperbole Hyperbole Questionable exaggeration Mike Harcrow
Conqueso Conquest The winning cheese Mike Harcrow
Cygnical Cynical Of a doubting swan Mike Harcrow
Juristdiction Jurisdiction Lawyer-speak Mike Harcrow
Apathycary Apothecary Disinterested druggist Mike Harcrow
Methargy Lethargy Drug-induced apathy Mike Harcrow
Optimisticanny Optimistically Positively perspicacious Mike Harcrow
Quipotic Quixotic Whimsical witticism Mike Harcrow
Compunctuation Compunction + Punctuation Penitent reference marks Mike Harcrow
Unintimimated Unintimidated Unconsummated Jackin Yow
Smutation Mutation Art evolving beyond erotica Jackin Yow
Pollusk Mollusk A shellfish canvasser Mike Harcrow
Justifly Justify Evade warranted incarceration Jackin Yow
Hecclesiastic Ecclesiastic The lout in the congregation jeering the sermon Jackin Yow
Suprabundant Superabundant 1) Transcendent booty
2) Synonym for Fanytastic and Bunpleasant
Jackin Yow
Conestogie Conestoga An overland cigar Mike Harcrow
Mornose Morose Proboscisally blessed Jackin Yow
Lizardry Wizardry The practice of being a magical reptile Mike Harcrow
Simulacrumb Simulacrum Accurate representation of a contemptible louse Jackin Yow
Punderwear Underwear Skivvies for wordsmiths Mike Harcrow
Slopstyle Slopestyle Extreme winter sport for unskilled skiers Mike Harcrow
Game_Stop GameStop End game for stock shorters Michael Brawley
Coyalty Royalty Reticent Rulership Doug Langmead
Vastula Vistula Flooded river in Eastern Europe Geoff Williams
Custardy Custard Prison fare Geoff Williams
Cattleship Battleship Heavily armed  Naval ship that fires cow pats from all its guns Geoff Williams
Palimentation Alimentation By-the-hour companionship service – delivered, usually through cab driver, to lonely out-of-town business men Jackin Yow
Herd Impunity Herd Immunity Safety in numbers Michael Brawley
Synlapses Synapses Those odd times you’re faithful to your spouse Jackin Yow
Blearney Blarney Lies told at last call Michael de Silva
Extirpastor Extirpator The one who finally drove you to abandon the flock Jackin Yow
Typowriter Typewriter Dyslexic stenographer Michael de Silva
Brobdignagiant Brobdignagian Bigger than big Michael de Silva
Weekness Weakness Characterizing a half-fortnight of infirmity Mike Harcrow
Cadavert Cadaver Coming “this” close to being labelled a reprobate Jackin Yow
Pandaloons Pantaloons Trousers for bamboo-eaters Mike Harcrow
Belliclose Bellicose Missionary position Jackin Yow
Prestitute Prostitute Journalist  (m/f) with questionable ethical compass Jackin Yow
Macknowledge Acknowledge Devoid of broader gustatory exposure Jackin Yow
Bifurcoated Bifurcated A foxy faux pair Doug Langmead
Hoverwhelm Overwhelm What helicopter parents do to kids’ creativity Jackin Yow
Instuperable Insuperable Dumb beyond redemption Jackin Yow
Cabtina Cantina Concession stand in a taxi Mike Harcrow
Giggle Giggle Fun party for geese Judy Scherrenberg 
Numberic Numeric Ancient Viking explorer arrives on shores of Greenland for the first time and wishes he had brought his sheepskin underwear. Geoff Williams
Uptight piano Upright piano A tense, jittery hammer-struck keyboard Mike Harcrow
Cyclods Cyclods Monocular idiots Jackin Yow
Seenager Teenager A senior who behaves like a teenager. Michael Brawley
Pulpchritude Pulchritude Beauty reduced to pulp as the make-up melted under the tropical sun Vali Jamal
Laxicography  Lexicography  Please don’t be too lax in posting the winners for 2020! (Coming soon! – WPMI) Vali Jamal
Plese-majesty Lese-majesty Exalt the sovereign Jackin Yow
Mandifest Manifest What Rice-Davies and Keeler used to have with Profumo Jackin Yow
Whiatus Hiatus Wha’, we done sumptin’ wrong? Jackin Yow
Alconol Alcohol Non alcoholic beverage Judy Scherrenberg
Schorts Shorts Lederhosen Jackin Yow
Poigrant Poignant Touching tirade Jackin Yow
Col-de-sac Cul-de-sac A ridge too far Doug Langmead
Consterbation Consternation Confusing only yourself Mike Harcrow
Eruction Eruption Heightened commotion Jackin Yow
Parfunctory Perfunctory Careless golf Mike Harcrow
casamity Calamity Household disaster Mike Harcrow
Matriphony Matrimony Marriage of convenience for the purpose of gaining permanent immigrant status. Michael Brawley
Polemice Polemic Little creatures that inhabit the frozen tundra Geoff Williams
Dugang Dugong Cousins of the Manatee who gather in large unruly groups Geoff Williams
Dierama Diorama A group of miniature  figures representing a funeral ceremony Geoff Williams
Plagenta Placenta A dark red membrane Mike Harcrow
Koyalty Loyalty King of the Goldfish Mike Harcrow
Tattoon Tattoo Comic book body ink Mike Harcrow
Neutraility Neutrality The path to peace Mike Harcrow
Skinherd Skinhead Shorn sheep Mike Harcrow
Perikinkle Periwinkle Lavender with a twist Mike Harcrow
Splarge Splurge A sizable extravagance Mike Harcrow
Spantaneity Spontaneity An impulsive stretch Mike Harcrow
Cadavert Cadaver Coming “this” close to being labelled a reprobate Jackin Yow
Antegone Antigone Greek babe who has lost it all at Las Vegas Geoff Williams
Importaunt Important Seriously razz someone Jackin Yow
Glissandoh! Glissando An accidental pause Michael de Silva
Eponymouse Eponymous Mickey Michael de Silva
Rafterword Afterword Joist Michael de Silva
Cramp-on Crampon P.M.S. Michael Brawley
Playthong Plaything A slingshot Mike Harcrow
Flateau Plateau Reaching the age where your feet go flat Wayne Price
Regiffer Regifter The act of taking a gif that has been received and sending it to somebody else, sometimes in the guise of a new gif. Samantha
Miniac Maniac A toddler. Any toddler. Go ahead, pick one. John Carbone
Barrometer Barometer A device for measuring your wheelbarrow to determine that it is exactly 1 inch too wide to get through your back gate Geoff Williams
Cartlidge Cartridge A tendon that is truly shot Geoff Williams
Extravert Extrovert The leader of the Green Party Geoff Williams
Freuds Freud Friends that really don’t quite get you, but, with help, would like to. Jackin Yow
Fanytastic Fantastic Synonym for “bunpleasant” Jackin Yow
Brodice Bodice Game of craps among male friends Jackin Yow
Sibtracting Subtracting Fratricide Jackin Yow
Lablution Ablution Cleansing the Petri dishes and Erlenmeyer flasks Jackin Yow
Pichotomy Dichotomy 22/7 or 3.14159265…? Jackin Yow
Gondolences Condolences Sad note to Venetian friends Geoff Williams
Bitcon Bitcoin Being duped into the delusion that an imaginary currency has real intrinsic value. Michael Brawley
Frightliner Freightliner Scriptwriter for Alfred Hitchcock Geoff Williams
Gno Gnu Present tense of “Gnu” Geoff Williams
Fourplay Foreplay Sexy bridge games Geoff Williams
Meatior Meatier Flash-pie in the sky  –      cf  shooting tarts Doug Langmead
Bumbletweeds Tumbleweeds Poorly enunciated country walking trousers Doug Langmead & Gillian Winter
Panicea Panacea How you feel when you realise what you thought was the solution is in fact a recipe for disaster Doug Langmead 
Ephemoral Ephemeral A strange feeling you get after a hip replacement Geoff Williams
Procticable Practicable Urologists’ skills Jackin Yow
Evisberate Eviscerate REALLY tear a strip off someone Jackin Yow
Thoughtfulmess Thoughtfulness A carefully worked out plan to thwart someone else’s ideas Geoff Williams
Manyfactured Manufactured Diversity in production Geoff Williams
Pichotomy Dichotomy Cherry or blueberry? Jackin Yow
Pierless Peerless De-Wharfed; Off-Quay; Jettysoned; Marinada Doug Langmead
Posthumouse  Posthumous  Recognition on death for a life lived in holes Vali Jamal
Voiciferous Vociferous Expressing one’s opinions loud and clear Vali Jamal
Tieghts Tights All else being equal, snug drawers Doug Langmead
Instaglam Instagram Posting photshopped images of yourself on social media Judy Scherrenberg
Rescussion Recission Retraction of an epithet Jackin Yow
Hellix Helix A downward spiral Andy Wright
Duozen Dozen Twenty-four Doug Langmead
Chromorsome Chromosome DDNA Doug Langmead
Poperwork Paperwork The letters only Francis can sign Jackin Yow
Rattorney Attorney The other guy’s legal counsel Jackin Yow
Ofters Otters Frequently-sighted otters that can’t hold their breath Doug Langmead
Sinergy Synergy The interaction of two or more people to produce a transgression or immoral act that is greater than the sum of their individual efforts; an orgy H.R. White
Medievil Mediaeval Gothic malevolence Jackin Yow
Tuttoo Tattoo Verbally reinforce someone’s disapproval of something Jackin Yow
Incrudulous Incredulous Cleaned up; spiffy Jackin Yow
Ambilextrous Ambidextrous Ability to read upside-down text Jackin Yow
Singlelarity Singularity The spot in town where singles tend to gravitate. Michael Brawley
Thiatus Hiatus A break from using the step fitness machine Jackin Yow
Skedawdle Skedaddle The answer to the age old question. ”Should I stay or should I go?” Anne DelCampo
Facilidate Facilitate Arrange a tryst Anne DelCampo
Hairassment Harrassment “Tress Stress”…dying, blow drying, teasing, etc. Anne DelCampo
Permentation Permutation Preserving one’s curl Mike Harcrow


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