Welcome to the 2022 Submissions page. Anyone can contribute using the Submit Words Tab, but not all words are published. “Clever is Better”.
Here’s the latest update, boating edition. Could Moorons be quay-bored operators in a typing pool ? Congratulations to Allen Hudson for encapsulating the WPMI rulebook in a single word – or are we beyond compare?
The American election cycle has generated quite a few very entertaining contributions, but this site is apolitical, so rather than fan the flames, only the editors get to enjoy them.
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New Word Original Word Definition - Clever is Better ! Contributor
Confidunce Confidence Overly self assured actually incompetent idiot. Carole Marantz
Jolyglot Polyglot Joy and delight of being multilingual Carole Marantz
Comparisin Comparison A deliberate logical fallacy in which an equivalence is drawn between two subjects based on intentionally flawed and inherently false reasoning. Allen Hudson
Moorons Morons Very unskilled boat operators Geoff Williams
Diaryworkers Dairyworkers The team that helped Pepys produce his magnum opus Geoff Williams
Dohminions Dominions 1] Apprentice Bakery workers
2] Bank tellersGeoff Williams
Emule Mule A donkey that can stand on its hind legs, act like a big chicken, put on a passable Australian accent and generally make an ass of itself. Doug Langmead
Sobfuscated Obfuscated Blinded by tears Carole Marantz
Withper Wither A shriveled shout Doug Langmead
Blabotomist Phlebotomist A medical pseudo-professional who would cause less bruising while drawing blood, if they’d just shut up and pay attention to what they’re doing Timmothy Copeland
Cooleague Colleague Someone you really enjoy working with Geoff Williams
Blabbling Babbling To reveal what one believes to be a secret, conspiratorial matter while actually spouting incoherent nonsense. Michael Bailey
Broncot Bronco A little bed for bucking in Doug Langmead
Corallary Corollary A dusty big bed for bucking in Doug Langmead
Straycation Staycation A holiday for polygamists. Ruth Krause
Iincestor Ancestor A distant relative with no clear sense of boundaries Timmothy Copeland
Sphinxter Sphincter The real reason you never see the Sphinx from behind Timmothy Copeland
Fart shaming Fat shaming A typo with a humorous climax Timmothy Copeland
Custoners Customers Legal purchaser of recreational marijuana Timmothy Copeland
Epeated Repeated When a task has been done online more than once Timmothy Copeland
Tomorroe Tomorrow The caviar you’ll be having the day after today Timmothy Copeland
Exasturbate Exacerbate To make something worse by playing with it Timmothy Copeland
Ganeisha Ganeesha A seductive Japanese elephant Doug Langmead
Dodecaknese Dodecanese A mythical Greek monster living on a group of islands that has 12 knee joints Geoff Williams
Jamborlees * Jamborees A large group of Belgian track stars.
*Note -there is a family named Borlee in Belgium who are all international track starsGeoff Williams
Transmoggification Transmogrification The obscure belief that one is transformed into a cat after death-that’s why there are so many of the little blighters. Geoff Williams
Leef Enfield Lee Enfield A well armed Viking Geoff Williams
Carbination Carbonation A country hostile to well-armed Vikings and suitably equipped to deal with them. Doug Langmead
Penisula Peninsula An unusually shaped geographical formation (and proof that "no man is an island" - Ed) Geoff Williams
Puncanny Uncanny Words created by WPMI that "may be difficult to understand or surprising" Carole Marantz
Wepithet Epithet Tearful memory of a beloved. Carole Marantz
Cryborg Cyborg Being truly upset by which of the two elements human or mechanical will dominate. Carole Marantz
Cowculator Calculator A bovine mathematician Sarit Hovav
Hairborne Airborne Flying locks on a blustery day Ruth Krause
Pissue Issue An issue that really pisses you off. Laura Gambardella
Moronavirus Coronavirus Virus causing death by idiocy Sarit Hovav
Baturian Saturian Sober species that can live up to 30 years, fly 60 miles per hour, suspend themselves upside down. Carole Marantz
Anusthesia Anesthesia Why you can’t remember your own colonoscopy Steve Cozzetto
Predicamint Predicament A bad situation that, regardless, you manage to come out looking good Steve Cozzetto
Shyn Shin Lower thy Doug Langmead
Iwi Kiwi A headless Maori Doug Langmead
Pregnosis Prognosis The ability to predict a pregnancy will yield another boy. Steve Cozzetto
Bone Appetit Bon Appetit What skeletons say to each other before eating Emile Ouellette
Extraordiwary Extraordinary Unbelievably extra cautious! Carole Marantz
Tortice Mortice A turtle that has found its niche Doug Langmead
Aguile Guile Deceptively quick Doug Langmead
Promulgape Promulgate Joy proclaimed on viewing photos and videos of you and your date's 1980's high school prom. Carole Marantz
Trustration Frustration Ability to enjoy tranquillity and peace when all you anticipate goes well Carole Marantz
Prima Doner Prima Donna A snack that’s full of itself Rob Vosper
Rabbot Rabbit A clockwork talmudist Doug Langmead
Chagrit Chagrin Intense strength despite utter failure. Carole Marantz
Wimpetus Impetus Weak, incompetent being has zero incentive! Carole Marantz
Compost mentis Compos mentis 1] A perturbation in your moral compass compounded by a fertile imagination
2] A dirty mindDoug Langmead
Oriontation Orientation Looking upward Steve Cozzetto
Idiyet Idiot Waiting for a stupid person to screw up Steve Cozzetto
Dispouse Dispose Verb: to get rid of something you really wish you never got! Wayne Price
Baerial Aerial Standing up when you should be lying down at your funeral and getting a much better reception as a result. Doug Langmead
Trainy Rainy An apprentice who’s still wet behind the ears Doug Langmead
Tetched Touched Related mental anomalies Emile Ouellette
Mulchritude Pulchritude Preserving your good looks with a combination of compost and sawdust Doug Langmead
Prankenstein Frankenstein We all have a Prankenstein in our lives. You know, the kind of person at the office that thinks saran wrap on the toilet bowl is funny. Wayne Price
Litterly Literally When the misuse of a certain word is to such an extent that its true meaning is reduced to trash Steve Cozzetto
Inveightation Invitation A method to solicit customer complaints Steve Cozzetto
Sickophant Sycophant A poacher of pachyderms Steve Cozzetto
Discombombulation Discombobulation Do I cut the red wire or the blue wire? Theresa A. Corkum
Discomboobulation Discombobulation Are they real or fake? Theresa A. Corkum
Henitent Penitent Campsite exclusively for gals. Carole Marantz
Shenanigain Shenanigan Dishonest activity solely for illegal profit. Carole Marantz
Alcohog Alcohol Someone who won’t pass the bottle Mark Holmes
Windignation Indignation Feeling toward a meteorologist who failed to predict a damaging hurricane Mark Holmes
Sinvestment Investment Purchase of an interest in an adult entertainment establishment Mark Holmes
Hentrification Gentrification Displacement of current inhabitants of a neighborhood by new residents who keep chickens in their yards Mark Holmes
Trapdhoor Trapdoor The employees’ entrance to a bordello Mark Holmes
Pragmanic Pragmatic Impractical, illogical and insane decisions Carole Marantz
Pubilous Nubilous Fogginess of adolescence from "raging hormones" Carole Marantz
Gossophobia Glossophobia Fear of people gossiping about you. Carole Marantz
Calculust Calculus Mathematical system to measure intense desire Carole Marantz
Epiphancy Epiphany Incredibly elegant revelations Carole Marantz
Calculustre Calculust A measure of the glow of pubilousity Doug Langmead
Encryptshun Encryption The increasing popularity of cremation instead of burial Steve Cozzetto
Epitaffy Epitaph "mmhere mmlies mmour brrreeloved mrrrrother (hard chewing and swallow) mmmray she mmmmrest mrrin (gulp swallow) peace" (wipe saliva off cheek) Steve Cozzetto
Emmytaph Epitaph "as I lie in heavenly repose Id like to thank my director and producer as well as my legions of fans who stayed with us when this sitcom first piloted
" Steve Cozzetto
Eer Err Fallibility. To eer is human. To give, give, give, give is divine. Doug Langmead
Coachello Coachella A yearly musical event in the desert near Palm Springs that celebrates gelatin deserts. Wayne Price
Thoroughbed Thoroughbred The ultimate in sleeping accommodation Geoff Williams
Angiogrim Angiogram A rather disturbing medical report Geoff Williams
Anziogram Angiogram A secret map of a site for a seaborne landing in Italy during the Second World War Geoff Williams
Cornucopiate Cornucopia A pill mill Steve Cozzetto
Metsosoprano Mezzosoprano The singer of the National Anthem at Citi Field Steve Cozzetto
Mannapause Menopause A biblical famine; albeit a short one Steve Cozzetto
Eggceptional Exceptional Easter lingo, words only used at Easter Carol Philipson
Gaskew Askew Shock of current gas prices that are definitely "out of line" Carole Marantz
Stylust Stylus Intense desires following texting! Carole Marantz
Pygamy Pygmy A swine with two wives Doug Langmead
Emocion Emotion Waves of happiness, tides of despair in a restless sea of dreams. Doug Langmead
Makoy Mako A Charlatartan Shark, not the real McCoy Doug Langmead
Telapathy Telepathy Having the ability to read minds but not caring to Amber Deaton
Scamaraderie Camaraderie The parasocial relationship one has with an Instagram influencer Amber Deaton
Remarx Remark Statements uttered when a communist group comengels. They are spoken without staling, streamlening their ideas for the masses, lest someone arrives at the conclusion that the ideology being trotskyed out could only be believed by a total ze-ding-dong. Amber Deaton
Scourage Courage The fortitude required to scrub the toilet Amber Deaton
Fratuity Gratuity A tip given to another frosh to avoid hazing Amber Deaton
Scatastrophe Catastrophe A total sh*tstorm Amber Deaton
Simpathy Sympathy Pity for guys who white-knight on the internet Amber Deaton
Prepidation Trepidation Being worried about chopping onions for your next recipe Amber Deaton
Limerisk Limerick The chance you have of being taken to HR for repeating that dirty poem that you heard Amber Deaton
Maximom Maximum An overbearing helicopter mother Amber Deaton
Tomfoulery Tomfoolery Tomfoulery: Messing with a chick half your age
Tomfowlery: Messing with a "chick" at allAmber Deaton
Momhawk Mohawk The hairstyle your mother adopts during her midlife crisis Amber Deaton
Aesop’s Foibles Aesop’s Fables Aesop’s inspiration came from drawing on his own character defects to be anthropomorphised and given a moral purpose Doug Langmead
Idoleyes Idolize Katy Perry Steve Cozzetto
Narcady Arcady A rustic paradise in a runcible spoon Doug Langmead
Mourniquet Tourniquet Assistance and materials provided for those experiencing loss. Carole Marantz
Subterfudge Subterfuge Disappointing candy made with faux chocolate (carob). Carole Marantz
Conundrums Conundrum The mystery of why the Grateful Dead needed two percussionists, yet Def Leppard has only one - and he’s missing an arm Steve Cozzetto
Who Dares Whines Who Dares Wins Quis Audet Querit - the motto of bellyachers in the SAS Doug Langmead
Sewp Sew Broth-stitch Doug Langmead
Spottying Spotting The monitoring of community wastewater for the presence of Coronavirus.
That data remains spotty, however, and there is not yet a clear connection between wastewater data and caseloads.Doug Langmead
Majoled Cajoled Mom’s gentle persuasion Carole Marantz
Angiopasty Angioplasty Special cardiological procedure often used on Las Vegas showgirls Geoff Williams
Wherewithale Wherewithal Spicy spirits offered as extra remuneration Carole Marantz
Gutmost Utmost One's ability to achieve great results by way of personal courage and determination Carole Marantz
Miverse Diverse My personal original poetry. Carole Marantz
Aloofah Loofah Self-absorbent Doug Langmead
Harmaceutical Pharmaceutical (HARM a SUIT i cle) noun, adjective: ingested toxic substances that eventually lead to litigation, or having to do with such substances.
Derivatives:
Harmacy (HARM a cee) (n): Where harmaceuticals are sold.
Harmacist (HARM a cist) (n): One who dispenses harmaceuticals.
Big Harma (n): That institution which sponsors career politicians.Mark Graham
Vaxsimile Facsimile A figure of speech using "like" or "as" - for example: the flu shot is easy as pie, or the polio shot is like a life-saver Steve Cozzetto
Non compost mentos Non compos mentis Chewy mint candy does not degrade into useable fertilizer Steve Cozzetto
Northodoxy Orthodoxy Beliefs and philosophy guided solely by Polaris. Carole Marantz
Goutliers Outliers Not true that night shade veggies cause severe inflamations. Carole Marantz
Pinvincible Invincible Incredible setup that literally cannot be hacked nor penetrated. Carole Marantz
Semisster Semester A gap-year in one’s schooling Steve Cozzetto
Miraclues Miracles Reminders of the good things that have happened to you Steve Cozzetto
Aquamon Aquaman Underwater hero from Jamaica Phil W
Wokipedia Wikipedia Left wing website Phil W
Humisphere Hemisphere Only remembering half a song Phil W
Enderstanding Understanding Last words of an argument between two people Phil W
Beheavior Behavior Actions following a fifth of scotch Phil W
Failout Bailout Government handouts to all companies but yours Phil W
Wushes Wishes Dreams that get blown away in a heart beat Phil W
Lambition Ambition Desire to run away Phil W
Publicon Publican IRS agent Phil W
Doxymoron Oxymoron Idiot that gives out your address Phil W
Damazon Amazon When your overnight delivery takes three days Rod Noles
Procraptinate Procrastinate Putting off s*** that you don’t want to do Will Caplinger
Screwage Sewage Lust’s labours flushed Doug Langmead
Breadlocks Dreadlocks Bakery security system Geoff Williams
Cameraderie Camaraderie Group photo Steve Cozzetto
Lubegubrious Lugubrious The sadness of seeing that Walgreens has stopped restocking the suntan oil, so that means Summer is almost over. Steve Cozzetto
Zeneric Generic Tranquil intuitive state of essential being. Carole Marantz
Spuntaneous Spontaneous Incredible brain ability of WPMI contributors to create with ease, clever/amusing words with awesome definitions. Carole Marantz
Complaine Compline A very unsatisfactory church service Geoff Williams
Celibrate Celebrate All of the thrills, none of the action Doug Langmead
Kaplow Kapow A furrowed haymaker Doug Langmead
Complaine Compline A very unsatisfactory church service Geoff Williams
Glamborous Glamourous Looking young and sheepishly chic. Doug Langmead
Cedling Ceding A small concession that will one day sprout into a full retreet. Doug Langmead
Craminal Criminal A Russian prison Geoff Williams
Fulcrumb Fulcrum A new type of robust bread that helps you to maintain your balance Geoff Williams
Apooplectic Apoplectic A fit of rage strong enough to convert incense to incontinence Doug Langmead
Apathletic Apathetic No longer caring about the Olympics Steve Cozzetto
Xeroscaping Xeriscaping The process of landscaping that eliminates the need for irrigation by removing all the plants Melissa Kelley
Quip pro quo Quid pro quo A snappy comeback Melissa Kelley
Sobriquest Sobriquet Frenetic search for iconic unique nickname! Carole Marantz
Tunag Tuna Recurrent melody constantly hummed that stresses you out because the name cannot be recalled. Carole Marantz
Vacartion Vacation "Hit the road, Jack!" Emile Ouellette
Spanic Panic Full extent of stressful concern from beginning to end. Carole Marantz
Mispanic Hispanic Suddenly realising that your flight is bound for Portugal Doug Langmead
Halogram Hologram A visual manifestation of a persons delusions of their own sanctity. Tessa Hogerwaard
Inverstment Investment As a Noun:
Inverstment, (n): The verst investment I ever made.
As a Verb:
Inverst, (v): buying a stock that really sucks.Ron Armstrong
Fibulist Fabulist A person who composes or relates fibs.
A liar, especially a person who invents less elaborate, less dishonest stories than a fabulist, but fibs about mundane topics on a regular basis.
"a born fibulist, with no regard for replacing or exaggerating the truth with "little white lies".Jeff Todd
Aspyre Aspire A burning ambition Doug Langmead
Cadbury Tables Canterbury Tales Chocolate bars with a Chaucer flavours Doug Langmead
Halogram Hologram A visual manifestation of a person’s delusions of their own sanctity. Tessa Hogerwaard
Costermanger Costermonger The cost of a stable in Bethlehem all those many years ago Geoff Williams
Flagonard Fragonard Producing a masterpiece while downing copious drafts of wine Geoff Williams
Firecorks Fireworks The thrill one gets when letting loose the stopper from a bottle of good bubbly Geoff Williams
Spleendied Splendid Causing untold damage to one's internal organs by having a conniption fit Geoff Williams
Multinude Multitude A mass striptease Geoff Williams
Impedimen Impediment The uncanny ability of retired men to be in the precise spot that obstructs their wives' actions. Randee M Ketzel
Ragenda Agenda Compilation of constant aggravating events,exasperating dialogues and inane, imbecilic activities. Carole Marantz
Smilestone Milestone Awesome emotional memory of your baby's first smile. Carole Marantz
Wordles Wordless Like WPMI, but with up to six attempts at one-letter changes and no attempt at definitions. Doug Langmead
Taccination Vaccination A new mandate that applies only to Taxidermists-who must now get full vaccinations before they can stuff an animal. In certain parts of the world Freedom Rallies for Taxidermists have been taking place with many centres of major cities being clogged with giant stuffed Teddy Bears Geoff Williams
Purgeatory Purgatory A game played in certain Western democracies like UK and Canada where right wing members are the quarry Geoff Williams
Golfcoarse Golfcourse An eighteen hole spread with VERY difficult rough Geoff Williams
Octuary Actuary A very clever accountant who is limited in the type of client he can take on as he can only count up to eight Geoff Williams
Rattlefield Battlefield A meadow infested with highly poisonous smakes Geoff Williams
Randicoot Bandicoot A small Australian Marsupial that has been put on a steady diet of Spanish Fly Geoff Williams
Candiboot Bandicoot A small Australian marsupial that has been treated by Dr Spooner Geoff Williams
Anacondo Anaconda A very long very narrow accommodation that sometimes crushes and eats its residents Geoff Williams
Tangolin Pangolin A scaly anteater which inhabits Africa but secretly wants to move to Argentina to learn how to dance Geoff Williams
Carryon Carrion The amount of luggage that a crow can carry on a commercial aircraft Geoff Williams
Wimpledon Wimbledon A very prestigious tennis tournament played at England's hallowed grounds but restricted to nuns only. Geoff Williams
Cateschism Catechism A split in the Christian church involving its most basic precepts Geoff Williams
Endoctrine Endocrine Armageddon Geoff Williams
Decadense Decadence Ten times more stupid than the average human. Highly likely to be a politician. Geoff Williams
Protogeese Protogees The first waterfowls created. William Tunn
Puparazzi Paparazzi Seen hiding in the bushes near the dog park (Celebrity puplicists ? - Ed) William Tunn
Chategorize Categorize One chooses to avoid discussions on certain topics because of other's politics, social views and beliefs. Carole Marantz
Clamboyant Flamboyant An ornate bivalve mollusk floating aimlessly all day without any concerns. Carole Marantz
Predictament Predicament I just knew I`d end up in this unpleasant situation. William Tunn
Dogee Ogee A serpentine canine of uncertain value in a window Doug Langmead
Porkmanteau Portmanteau Pigskin briefcase Geoff Williams
Pelekinesis Telekinesis A marine bird that can bend spoons with its mind. Peter Morris
Circustance Circumstance An attitudinal position taken by P T Barnum. William Tunn
Excellant Excellent The highest achieving termite in the colony. William Tunn
Fadmirer Admirer A dedicated follower of fashion Doug Langmead
Shopgun Wedding Shotgun Wedding A well established tradition in certain Southern US States wherein the bridegrooms father takes him out to the local gun shop to buy a rifle and lots of ammunition Geoff Williams
Decree Nici Decree Nisi Happily divorced Geoff Williams
In Flagrant Deliti In Flagrante Delicto Running around stark naked with a silly grin on your face Geoff Williams
Esquirt Esquire A novice knight Geoff Williams
Truckulent Truculent Road-rage heavyweight Gillian W
Hambunctious Rambunctious Rowdy at Christmas dinner Brian Griffith
Fasterpiece Masterpiece Digitally and more quickly conceived. Carole Marantz
Soilitude Solitude When you are all alone in the hole you dug for yourself, ALSO The feeling you get when you realize that you are the only one who went down that rabbit hole Will Caplinger
Souperman Superman Faster than a speeding pizza delivery guy. More powerful than a jalapeno pepper.
Able to leap Anthony Bourdain in a single bound.Will Caplinger
Ovoidance Avoidance Taking eggs out of your diet. Will Caplinger
Effluencer Influencer A social media poster who spreads or speaks complete rubbish; or spreads untrue or misleading information or commentary. Paul Schmidt
Airish Irish Celtic pilots Doug Langmead
Exposo Expose An exhibitionistic clown. Fran Rametta
Deaddress Headdress For males, a black suit Geoff Williams
Helpmeat Helpmeet Gracy Geoff Williams
Parisites Parasites Residents of the capital of France Geoff Williams
Violince Violence Committing mayhem with a stringed instrument Will Caplinger
Punction Function Ability to create clever/funny words for WPMI. Carole Marantz
Incorect Incorrect Something a little less than Perrfection Douglas Langmead
Failbone Tailbone Osteoporosis results. Carole Marantz
Fondue Fondle A cheesy embrace Doug Langmead
Maximice Maximize Very large rodents. William Tunn
Minimice Minimize Very small rodents. William Tunn
Oymicron Omicron A COVID variant that makes you feel guilty for contracting it. Will Caplinger
Condominimum Condominium One room plus half a bath Emile Ouellette
Entertrain Entertain Climb aboard the locomotive. William Tunn
Locopotion Locomotion This stuff will send you crazy. William Tunn
Ruseum Museum Edifice that houses artifacts, paintings, sculptures that are not authentic Carole Marantz
Madmission Admission Angrily and reluctantly admitting you did something wrong even in the face of your obvious guilt Dian Berger
Recyclink Recycling The sound emanating from the recycle bin when a dropped bottle strikes another bottle. Wayne Price
Megaphoney Megaphone A really really big fake. William Tunn
Partysanship Partisanship Semi-military love-boat Balazs Monoki
Piramisu Tiramisu A quadro-triangular cake Balazs Monoki
Mormonta Mormota A converted squirrel Balazs Monoki
Fadjunct Adjunct A short-lived and popular fashion craze added to your outfit which unmistakably displays that you are up to date and current with new trends Dian Berger
Naxxer Vaxxer A person that is against getting vaccinated despite overwhelming evidence that vaccinations save lives and prevent severe illness. Dian Berger
Rotinda Rotunda A dating site for fat people Doug Langmead
Berefd Bereft Sorry team the game has been cancelled as all the umpires have tested positive for Covid Geoff Williams
Sikhorski Sikorski A helicopter piloted by a resident of India Geoff Williams
Nogbrainer Nobrainer How you felt at Christmas after downing one too many eggnogs Geoff Williams
Gobra Cobra Underwear designed for females who like to run Geoff Williams
Nobra Cobra A serpentine sex-pot Geoff Williams
Cobrat Cobra An ill-behaved young snake Geoff Williams
Mittigate Mitigate A scandal involving a character played by Danny Kaye in a movie Geoff Williams
Faundry Foundry A carwash that has been adapted to allow a little deer to come in out of a heavy rainstorm Geoff Williams
Pprocatstination Procrastination When you put off cleaning the litter box... Lorraine Ray
Wunderdog Underdog An extremely clever dog William Tunn
Dunderdog Underdog Not a very clever canine. William Tunn
Pmail Email How dogs communicate Dale Steel
Lyperbole Hyperbole Exaggerated statements or claims not intended to be taken literally. Ooooops....looks like the definition fits both spellings! Wayne Price
Flockage Blockage Birds, geese, butterflies each assembling by group to journey South. Carole Marantz
Sarchasm Sarcasm A sardonic divide William Tunn
Tangot Tango Forgot to apply SP30 sunscreen Carole Marantz
Hidioms Idioms Joy of finding the meanings hidden in such figurative language. Carole Marantz
Flostered Flustered How you feel when your dentist criticizes your oral hygiene Lorraine Ray
Hilaryous Hilary + hilarious Mrs. Clinton's laugh Lorraine Ray
Sassporilla Sarsparilla A smart-aleck monkey Lorraine Ray
Intercurse Intercourse A sexually transmitted disease Lorraine Ray
Frostrated Frustrated Sick of winter weather! Lorraine Ray
Maccine Vaccine Your Covid booster Lorraine Ray
Abrahem Abraham The first Jewish tailor Lorraine Ray
Dunderdog Underdog Not a very clever canine. WilliamTunn
Humosexual Homosexual A lover of chick-peas Melvyn Taggart
Ampathy Empathy Electric feelings Melvyn Taggart
Svengalli Svengali An evil - minded, manipulative person full of bitterness. Ruth Krause
Rugatta Regatta Flying carpet races Doug Langmead
Carfree Carefree A feeling of delight when not using an automobile. Ruth Krause
Oinkment Ointment A salve for our hogs WilliamTunn
Punday Sunday Isn't every day? Emile Ouellette
It ain't what I meant, it's the mention It ain't the meat it's the motion The pleasure of seeing your word included in WPMI even though its not very clever (with apologies to The Swallows, Maria Muldaur and Southside Johnny) Doug Langmead