2022 Submissions

Welcome to the 2022 Submissions page.   Anyone can contribute using the Submit Words Tab, but not all words are published.   “Clever is Better”.   

Here’s the latest update, boating edition.  Could Moorons be quay-bored operators in a typing pool ?  Congratulations to Allen Hudson for encapsulating the WPMI rulebook in a single word – or are we beyond compare?

The American election cycle has generated quite a few very entertaining contributions, but this site is apolitical, so rather than fan the flames, only the editors get to enjoy them.  

Comments, feedback and suggestions can be sent to us at wordplay@ptitude.com 

New Word	Original Word	Definition - Clever is Better !	Contributor
Confidunce	Confidence	Overly self assured actually incompetent idiot.	Carole Marantz
Jolyglot	Polyglot	Joy and delight of being multilingual	Carole Marantz
Comparisin	Comparison	A deliberate logical fallacy in which an equivalence is drawn between two subjects based on intentionally flawed and inherently false reasoning.	Allen Hudson
Moorons	Morons	Very unskilled boat operators	Geoff Williams
Diaryworkers	Dairyworkers	The team that helped Pepys produce his magnum opus	Geoff Williams
Dohminions	Dominions	1] Apprentice Bakery workers 2] Bank tellers	Geoff Williams
Emule	Mule	A donkey that can stand on its hind legs, act like a big chicken, put on a passable Australian accent and generally make an ass of itself.	Doug Langmead
Sobfuscated	Obfuscated	Blinded by tears	Carole Marantz
Withper	Wither	A shriveled shout	Doug Langmead
Blabotomist	Phlebotomist	A medical pseudo-professional who would cause less bruising while drawing blood, if they’d just shut up and pay attention to what they’re doing	Timmothy Copeland
Cooleague	Colleague	Someone you really enjoy working with	Geoff Williams
Blabbling	Babbling	To reveal what one believes to be a secret, conspiratorial matter while actually spouting incoherent nonsense.	Michael Bailey
Broncot	Bronco	A little bed for bucking in	Doug Langmead
Corallary	Corollary	A dusty big bed for bucking in	Doug Langmead
Straycation	Staycation	A holiday for polygamists.	Ruth Krause
Iincestor	Ancestor	A distant relative with no clear sense of boundaries	Timmothy Copeland
Sphinxter	Sphincter	The real reason you never see the Sphinx from behind	Timmothy Copeland
Fart shaming	Fat shaming	A typo with a humorous climax	Timmothy Copeland
Custoners	Customers	Legal purchaser of recreational marijuana	Timmothy Copeland
Epeated	Repeated	When a task has been done online more than once	Timmothy Copeland
Tomorroe	Tomorrow	The caviar you’ll be having the day after today	Timmothy Copeland
Exasturbate	Exacerbate	To make something worse by playing with it	Timmothy Copeland
Ganeisha	Ganeesha	A seductive Japanese elephant	Doug Langmead
Dodecaknese	Dodecanese	A mythical Greek monster living on a group of islands that has 12 knee joints	Geoff Williams
Jamborlees *	Jamborees	A large group of Belgian track stars. *Note -there is a family named Borlee in Belgium who are all international track stars	Geoff Williams
Transmoggification	Transmogrification	The obscure belief that one is transformed into a cat after death-that’s why there are so many of the little blighters.	Geoff Williams
Leef Enfield	Lee Enfield	A well armed Viking	Geoff Williams
Carbination	Carbonation	A country hostile to well-armed Vikings and suitably equipped to deal with them.	Doug Langmead
Penisula	Peninsula	An unusually shaped geographical formation (and proof that "no man is an island" - Ed)	Geoff Williams
Puncanny	Uncanny	Words created by WPMI that "may be difficult to understand or surprising"	Carole Marantz
Wepithet	Epithet	Tearful memory of a beloved.	Carole Marantz
Cryborg	Cyborg	Being truly upset by which of the two elements human or mechanical will dominate.	Carole Marantz
Cowculator	Calculator	A bovine mathematician	Sarit Hovav
Hairborne	Airborne	Flying locks on a blustery day	Ruth Krause
Pissue	Issue	An issue that really pisses you off.	Laura Gambardella
Moronavirus	Coronavirus	Virus causing death by idiocy	Sarit Hovav
Baturian	Saturian	Sober species that can live up to 30 years, fly 60 miles per hour, suspend themselves upside down.	Carole Marantz
Anusthesia	Anesthesia	Why you can’t remember your own colonoscopy	Steve Cozzetto
Predicamint	Predicament	A bad situation that, regardless, you manage to come out looking good	Steve Cozzetto
Shyn	Shin	Lower thy	Doug Langmead
Iwi	Kiwi	A headless Maori	Doug Langmead
Pregnosis	Prognosis	The ability to predict a pregnancy will yield another boy.	Steve Cozzetto
Bone Appetit	Bon Appetit	What skeletons say to each other before eating	Emile Ouellette
Extraordiwary	Extraordinary	Unbelievably extra cautious!	Carole Marantz
Tortice	Mortice	A turtle that has found its niche	Doug Langmead
Aguile	Guile	Deceptively quick	Doug Langmead
Promulgape	Promulgate	Joy proclaimed on viewing photos and videos of you and your date's 1980's high school prom.	Carole Marantz
Trustration	Frustration	Ability to enjoy tranquillity and peace when all you anticipate goes well	Carole Marantz
Prima Doner	Prima Donna	A snack that’s full of itself	Rob Vosper
Rabbot	Rabbit	A clockwork talmudist	Doug Langmead
Chagrit	Chagrin	Intense strength despite utter failure.	Carole Marantz
Wimpetus	Impetus	Weak, incompetent being has zero incentive!	Carole Marantz
Compost mentis	Compos mentis	1] A perturbation in your moral compass compounded by a fertile imagination 2] A dirty mind	Doug Langmead
Oriontation	Orientation	Looking upward	Steve Cozzetto
Idiyet	Idiot	Waiting for a stupid person to screw up	Steve Cozzetto
Dispouse	Dispose	Verb: to get rid of something you really wish you never got!	Wayne Price
Baerial	Aerial	Standing up when you should be lying down at your funeral and getting a much better reception as a result.	Doug Langmead
Trainy	Rainy	An apprentice who’s still wet behind the ears	Doug Langmead
Tetched	Touched	Related mental anomalies	Emile Ouellette
Mulchritude	Pulchritude	Preserving your good looks with a combination of compost and sawdust	Doug Langmead
Prankenstein	Frankenstein	We all have a Prankenstein in our lives. You know, the kind of person at the office that thinks saran wrap on the toilet bowl is funny.	Wayne Price
Litterly	Literally	When the misuse of a certain word is to such an extent that its true meaning is reduced to trash	Steve Cozzetto
Inveightation	Invitation	A method to solicit customer complaints	Steve Cozzetto
Sickophant	Sycophant	A poacher of pachyderms	Steve Cozzetto
Discombombulation	Discombobulation	Do I cut the red wire or the blue wire?	Theresa A. Corkum
Discomboobulation	Discombobulation	Are they real or fake?	Theresa A. Corkum
Henitent	Penitent	Campsite exclusively for gals.	Carole Marantz
Shenanigain	Shenanigan	Dishonest activity solely for illegal profit.	Carole Marantz
Alcohog	Alcohol	Someone who won’t pass the bottle	Mark Holmes
Windignation	Indignation	Feeling toward a meteorologist who failed to predict a damaging hurricane	Mark Holmes
Sinvestment	Investment	Purchase of an interest in an adult entertainment establishment	Mark Holmes
Hentrification	Gentrification	Displacement of current inhabitants of a neighborhood by new residents who keep chickens in their yards	Mark Holmes
Trapdhoor	Trapdoor	The employees’ entrance to a bordello	Mark Holmes
Pragmanic	Pragmatic	Impractical, illogical and insane decisions	Carole Marantz
Pubilous	Nubilous	Fogginess of adolescence from "raging hormones"	Carole Marantz
Gossophobia	Glossophobia	Fear of people gossiping about you.	Carole Marantz
Calculust	Calculus	Mathematical system to measure intense desire	Carole Marantz
Epiphancy	Epiphany	Incredibly elegant revelations	Carole Marantz
Calculustre	Calculust	A measure of the glow of pubilousity	Doug Langmead
Encryptshun	Encryption	The increasing popularity of cremation instead of burial	Steve Cozzetto
Epitaffy	Epitaph	"mmhere mmlies mmour brrreeloved mrrrrother (hard chewing and swallow) mmmray she mmmmrest mrrin (gulp swallow) peace" (wipe saliva off cheek)	Steve Cozzetto
Emmytaph	Epitaph	"as I lie in heavenly repose I’d like to thank my director and producer as well as my legions of fans who stayed with us when this sitcom first piloted "	Steve Cozzetto
Eer	Err	Fallibility. To eer is human. To give, give, give, give is divine.	Doug Langmead
Coachello	Coachella	A yearly musical event in the desert near Palm Springs that celebrates gelatin deserts.	Wayne Price
Thoroughbed	Thoroughbred	The ultimate in sleeping accommodation	Geoff Williams
Angiogrim	Angiogram	A rather disturbing medical report	Geoff Williams
Anziogram	Angiogram	A secret map of a site for a seaborne landing in Italy during the Second World War	Geoff Williams
Cornucopiate	Cornucopia	A pill mill	Steve Cozzetto
Metsosoprano	Mezzosoprano	The singer of the National Anthem at Citi Field	Steve Cozzetto
Mannapause	Menopause	A biblical famine; albeit a short one	Steve Cozzetto
Eggceptional	Exceptional	Easter lingo, words only used at Easter	Carol Philipson
Gaskew	Askew	Shock of current gas prices that are definitely "out of line"	Carole Marantz
Stylust	Stylus	Intense desires following texting!	Carole Marantz
Pygamy	Pygmy	A swine with two wives	Doug Langmead
Emocion	Emotion	Waves of happiness, tides of despair in a restless sea of dreams.	Doug Langmead
Makoy	Mako	A Charlatartan Shark, not the real McCoy	Doug Langmead
Telapathy	Telepathy	Having the ability to read minds but not caring to	Amber Deaton
Scamaraderie	Camaraderie	The parasocial relationship one has with an Instagram influencer	Amber Deaton
Remarx	Remark	Statements uttered when a communist group comengels. They are spoken without staling, streamlening their ideas for the masses, lest someone arrives at the conclusion that the ideology being trotskyed out could only be believed by a total ze-ding-dong.	Amber Deaton
Scourage	Courage	The fortitude required to scrub the toilet	Amber Deaton
Fratuity	Gratuity	A tip given to another frosh to avoid hazing	Amber Deaton
Scatastrophe	Catastrophe	A total sh*tstorm	Amber Deaton
Simpathy	Sympathy	Pity for guys who white-knight on the internet	Amber Deaton
Prepidation	Trepidation	Being worried about chopping onions for your next recipe	Amber Deaton
Limerisk	Limerick	The chance you have of being taken to HR for repeating that dirty poem that you heard	Amber Deaton
Maximom	Maximum	An overbearing helicopter mother	Amber Deaton
Tomfoulery	Tomfoolery	Tomfoulery: Messing with a chick half your age Tomfowlery: Messing with a "chick" at all	Amber Deaton
Momhawk	Mohawk	The hairstyle your mother adopts during her midlife crisis	Amber Deaton
Aesop’s Foibles	Aesop’s Fables	Aesop’s inspiration came from drawing on his own character defects to be anthropomorphised and given a moral purpose	Doug Langmead
Idoleyes	Idolize	Katy Perry	Steve Cozzetto
Narcady	Arcady	A rustic paradise in a runcible spoon	Doug Langmead
Mourniquet	Tourniquet	Assistance and materials provided for those experiencing loss.	Carole Marantz
Subterfudge	Subterfuge	Disappointing candy made with faux chocolate (carob).	Carole Marantz
Conundrums	Conundrum	The mystery of why the Grateful Dead needed two percussionists, yet Def Leppard has only one - and he’s missing an arm	Steve Cozzetto
Who Dares Whines	Who Dares Wins	Quis Audet Querit - the motto of bellyachers in the SAS	Doug Langmead
Sewp	Sew	Broth-stitch	Doug Langmead
Spottying	Spotting	The monitoring of community wastewater for the presence of Coronavirus. That data remains spotty, however, and there is not yet a clear connection between wastewater data and caseloads.	Doug Langmead
Majoled	Cajoled	Mom’s gentle persuasion	Carole Marantz
Angiopasty	Angioplasty	Special cardiological procedure often used on Las Vegas showgirls	Geoff Williams
Wherewithale	Wherewithal	Spicy spirits offered as extra remuneration	Carole Marantz
Gutmost	Utmost	One's ability to achieve great results by way of personal courage and determination	Carole Marantz
Miverse	Diverse	My personal original poetry.	Carole Marantz
Aloofah	Loofah	Self-absorbent	Doug Langmead
Harmaceutical	Pharmaceutical	(HARM a SUIT i cle) noun, adjective: ingested toxic substances that eventually lead to litigation, or having to do with such substances. Derivatives: Harmacy (HARM a cee) (n): Where harmaceuticals are sold. Harmacist (HARM a cist) (n): One who dispenses harmaceuticals. Big Harma (n): That institution which sponsors career politicians.	Mark Graham
Vaxsimile	Facsimile	A figure of speech using "like" or "as" - for example: the flu shot is easy as pie, or the polio shot is like a life-saver	Steve Cozzetto
Non compost mentos	Non compos mentis	Chewy mint candy does not degrade into useable fertilizer	Steve Cozzetto
Northodoxy	Orthodoxy	Beliefs and philosophy guided solely by Polaris.	Carole Marantz
Goutliers	Outliers	Not true that night shade veggies cause severe inflamations.	Carole Marantz
Pinvincible	Invincible	Incredible setup that literally cannot be hacked nor penetrated.	Carole Marantz
Semisster	Semester	A gap-year in one’s schooling	Steve Cozzetto
Miraclues	Miracles	Reminders of the good things that have happened to you	Steve Cozzetto
Aquamon	Aquaman	Underwater hero from Jamaica	Phil W
Wokipedia	Wikipedia	Left wing website	Phil W
Humisphere	Hemisphere	Only remembering half a song	Phil W
Enderstanding	Understanding	Last words of an argument between two people	Phil W
Beheavior	Behavior	Actions following a fifth of scotch	Phil W
Failout	Bailout	Government handouts to all companies but yours	Phil W
Wushes	Wishes	Dreams that get blown away in a heart beat	Phil W
Lambition	Ambition	Desire to run away	Phil W
Publicon	Publican	IRS agent	Phil W
Doxymoron	Oxymoron	Idiot that gives out your address	Phil W
Damazon	Amazon	When your overnight delivery takes three days	Rod Noles
Procraptinate	Procrastinate	Putting off s*** that you don’t want to do	Will Caplinger
Screwage	Sewage	Lust’s labours flushed	Doug Langmead
Breadlocks	Dreadlocks	Bakery security system	Geoff Williams
Cameraderie	Camaraderie	Group photo	Steve Cozzetto
Lubegubrious	Lugubrious	The sadness of seeing that Walgreens has stopped restocking the suntan oil, so that means Summer is almost over.	Steve Cozzetto
Zeneric	Generic	Tranquil intuitive state of essential being.	Carole Marantz
Spuntaneous	Spontaneous	Incredible brain ability of WPMI contributors to create with ease, clever/amusing words with awesome definitions.	Carole Marantz
Complaine	Compline	A very unsatisfactory church service	Geoff Williams
Celibrate	Celebrate	All of the thrills, none of the action	Doug Langmead
Kaplow	Kapow	A furrowed haymaker	Doug Langmead
Complaine	Compline	A very unsatisfactory church service	Geoff Williams
Glamborous	Glamourous	Looking young and sheepishly chic.	Doug Langmead
Cedling	Ceding	A small concession that will one day sprout into a full retreet.	Doug Langmead
Craminal	Criminal	A Russian prison	Geoff Williams
Fulcrumb	Fulcrum	A new type of robust bread that helps you to maintain your balance	Geoff Williams
Apooplectic	Apoplectic	A fit of rage strong enough to convert incense to incontinence	Doug Langmead
Apathletic	Apathetic	No longer caring about the Olympics	Steve Cozzetto
Xeroscaping	Xeriscaping	The process of landscaping that eliminates the need for irrigation by removing all the plants	Melissa Kelley
Quip pro quo	Quid pro quo	A snappy comeback	Melissa Kelley
Sobriquest	Sobriquet	Frenetic search for iconic unique nickname!	Carole Marantz
Tunag	Tuna	Recurrent melody constantly hummed that stresses you out because the name cannot be recalled.	Carole Marantz
Vacartion	Vacation	"Hit the road, Jack!"	Emile Ouellette
Spanic	Panic	Full extent of stressful concern from beginning to end.	Carole Marantz
Mispanic	Hispanic	Suddenly realising that your flight is bound for Portugal	Doug Langmead
Halogram	Hologram	A visual manifestation of a person’s delusions of their own sanctity.	Tessa Hogerwaard
Inverstment	Investment	As a Noun: Inverstment, (n): The verst investment I ever made. As a Verb: Inverst, (v): buying a stock that really sucks.	Ron Armstrong
Fibulist	Fabulist	A person who composes or relates fibs. A liar, especially a person who invents less elaborate, less dishonest stories than a fabulist, but fibs about mundane topics on a regular basis. "a born fibulist, with no regard for replacing or exaggerating the truth with "little white lies".	Jeff Todd
Aspyre	Aspire	A burning ambition	Doug Langmead
Cadbury Tables	Canterbury Tales	Chocolate bars with a Chaucer flavours	Doug Langmead
Halogram	Hologram	A visual manifestation of a person’s delusions of their own sanctity.	Tessa Hogerwaard
Costermanger	Costermonger	The cost of a stable in Bethlehem all those many years ago	Geoff Williams
Flagonard	Fragonard	Producing a masterpiece while downing copious drafts of wine	Geoff Williams
Firecorks	Fireworks	The thrill one gets when letting loose the stopper from a bottle of good bubbly	Geoff Williams
Spleendied	Splendid	Causing untold damage to one's internal organs by having a conniption fit	Geoff Williams
Multinude	Multitude	A mass striptease	Geoff Williams
Impedimen	Impediment	The uncanny ability of retired men to be in the precise spot that obstructs their wives' actions.	Randee M Ketzel
Ragenda	Agenda	Compilation of constant aggravating events,exasperating dialogues and inane, imbecilic activities.	Carole Marantz
Smilestone	Milestone	Awesome emotional memory of your baby's first smile.	Carole Marantz
Wordles	Wordless	Like WPMI, but with up to six attempts at one-letter changes and no attempt at definitions.	Doug Langmead
Taccination	Vaccination	A new mandate that applies only to Taxidermists-who must now get full vaccinations before they can stuff an animal. In certain parts of the world Freedom Rallies for Taxidermists have been taking place with many centres of major cities being clogged with giant stuffed Teddy Bears	Geoff Williams
Purgeatory	Purgatory	A game played in certain Western democracies like UK and Canada where right wing members are the quarry	Geoff Williams
Golfcoarse	Golfcourse	An eighteen hole spread with VERY difficult rough	Geoff Williams
Octuary	Actuary	A very clever accountant who is limited in the type of client he can take on as he can only count up to eight	Geoff Williams
Rattlefield	Battlefield	A meadow infested with highly poisonous smakes	Geoff Williams
Randicoot	Bandicoot	A small Australian Marsupial that has been put on a steady diet of Spanish Fly	Geoff Williams
Candiboot	Bandicoot	A small Australian marsupial that has been treated by Dr Spooner	Geoff Williams
Anacondo	Anaconda	A very long very narrow accommodation that sometimes crushes and eats its residents	Geoff Williams
Tangolin	Pangolin	A scaly anteater which inhabits Africa but secretly wants to move to Argentina to learn how to dance	Geoff Williams
Carryon	Carrion	The amount of luggage that a crow can carry on a commercial aircraft	Geoff Williams
Wimpledon	Wimbledon	A very prestigious tennis tournament played at England's hallowed grounds but restricted to nuns only.	Geoff Williams
Cateschism	Catechism	A split in the Christian church involving its most basic precepts	Geoff Williams
Endoctrine	Endocrine	Armageddon	Geoff Williams
Decadense	Decadence	Ten times more stupid than the average human. Highly likely to be a politician.	Geoff Williams
Protogeese	Protogees	The first waterfowls created.	William Tunn
Puparazzi	Paparazzi	Seen hiding in the bushes near the dog park (Celebrity puplicists ? - Ed)	William Tunn
Chategorize	Categorize	One chooses to avoid discussions on certain topics because of other's politics, social views and beliefs.	Carole Marantz
Clamboyant	Flamboyant	An ornate bivalve mollusk floating aimlessly all day without any concerns.	Carole Marantz
Predictament	Predicament	I just knew I`d end up in this unpleasant situation.	William Tunn
Dogee	Ogee	A serpentine canine of uncertain value in a window	Doug Langmead
Porkmanteau	Portmanteau	Pigskin briefcase	Geoff Williams
Pelekinesis	Telekinesis	A marine bird that can bend spoons with its mind.	Peter Morris
Circustance	Circumstance	An attitudinal position taken by P T Barnum.	William Tunn
Excellant	Excellent	The highest achieving termite in the colony.	William Tunn
Fadmirer	Admirer	A dedicated follower of fashion	Doug Langmead
Shopgun Wedding	Shotgun Wedding	A well established tradition in certain Southern US States wherein the bridegrooms father takes him out to the local gun shop to buy a rifle and lots of ammunition	Geoff Williams
Decree Nici	Decree Nisi	Happily divorced	Geoff Williams
In Flagrant Deliti	In Flagrante Delicto	Running around stark naked with a silly grin on your face	Geoff Williams
Esquirt	Esquire	A novice knight	Geoff Williams
Truckulent	Truculent	Road-rage heavyweight	Gillian W
Hambunctious	Rambunctious	Rowdy at Christmas dinner	Brian Griffith
Fasterpiece	Masterpiece	Digitally and more quickly conceived.	Carole Marantz
Soilitude	Solitude	When you are all alone in the hole you dug for yourself, ALSO The feeling you get when you realize that you are the only one who went down that rabbit hole	Will Caplinger
Souperman	Superman	Faster than a speeding pizza delivery guy. More powerful than a jalapeno pepper. Able to leap Anthony Bourdain in a single bound.	Will Caplinger
Ovoidance	Avoidance	Taking eggs out of your diet.	Will Caplinger
Effluencer	Influencer	A social media poster who spreads or speaks complete rubbish; or spreads untrue or misleading information or commentary.	Paul Schmidt
Airish	Irish	Celtic pilots	Doug Langmead
Exposo	Expose	An exhibitionistic clown.	Fran Rametta
Deaddress	Headdress	For males, a black suit	Geoff Williams
Helpmeat	Helpmeet	Gracy	Geoff Williams
Parisites	Parasites	Residents of the capital of France	Geoff Williams
Violince	Violence	Committing mayhem with a stringed instrument	Will Caplinger
Punction	Function	Ability to create clever/funny words for WPMI.	Carole Marantz
Incorect	Incorrect	Something a little less than Perrfection	Douglas Langmead
Failbone	Tailbone	Osteoporosis results.	Carole Marantz
Fondue	Fondle	A cheesy embrace	Doug Langmead
Maximice	Maximize	Very large rodents.	William Tunn
Minimice	Minimize	Very small rodents.	William Tunn
Oymicron	Omicron	A COVID variant that makes you feel guilty for contracting it.	Will Caplinger
Condominimum	Condominium	One room plus half a bath	Emile Ouellette
Entertrain	Entertain	Climb aboard the locomotive.	William Tunn
Locopotion	Locomotion	This stuff will send you crazy.	William Tunn
Ruseum	Museum	Edifice that houses artifacts, paintings, sculptures that are not authentic	Carole Marantz
Madmission	Admission	Angrily and reluctantly admitting you did something wrong even in the face of your obvious guilt	Dian Berger
Recyclink	Recycling	The sound emanating from the recycle bin when a dropped bottle strikes another bottle.	Wayne Price
Megaphoney	Megaphone	A really really big fake.	William Tunn
Partysanship	Partisanship	Semi-military love-boat	Balazs Monoki
Piramisu	Tiramisu	A quadro-triangular cake	Balazs Monoki
Mormonta	Mormota	A converted squirrel	Balazs Monoki
Fadjunct	Adjunct	A short-lived and popular fashion craze added to your outfit which unmistakably displays that you are up to date and current with new trends	Dian Berger
Naxxer	Vaxxer	A person that is against getting vaccinated despite overwhelming evidence that vaccinations save lives and prevent severe illness.	Dian Berger
Rotinda	Rotunda	A dating site for fat people	Doug Langmead
Berefd	Bereft	Sorry team the game has been cancelled as all the umpires have tested positive for Covid	Geoff Williams
Sikhorski	Sikorski	A helicopter piloted by a resident of India	Geoff Williams
Nogbrainer	Nobrainer	How you felt at Christmas after downing one too many eggnogs	Geoff Williams
Gobra	Cobra	Underwear designed for females who like to run	Geoff Williams
Nobra	Cobra	A serpentine sex-pot	Geoff Williams
Cobrat	Cobra	An ill-behaved young snake	Geoff Williams
Mittigate	Mitigate	A scandal involving a character played by Danny Kaye in a movie	Geoff Williams
Faundry	Foundry	A carwash that has been adapted to allow a little deer to come in out of a heavy rainstorm	Geoff Williams
Pprocatstination	Procrastination	When you put off cleaning the litter box...	Lorraine Ray
Wunderdog	Underdog	An extremely clever dog	William Tunn
Dunderdog	Underdog	Not a very clever canine.	William Tunn
Pmail	Email	How dogs communicate	Dale Steel
Lyperbole	Hyperbole	Exaggerated statements or claims not intended to be taken literally. Ooooops....looks like the definition fits both spellings!	Wayne Price
Flockage	Blockage	Birds, geese, butterflies each assembling by group to journey South.	Carole Marantz
Sarchasm	Sarcasm	A sardonic divide	William Tunn
Tangot	Tango	Forgot to apply SP30 sunscreen	Carole Marantz
Hidioms	Idioms	Joy of finding the meanings hidden in such figurative language.	Carole Marantz
Flostered	Flustered	How you feel when your dentist criticizes your oral hygiene	Lorraine Ray
Hilaryous	Hilary + hilarious	Mrs. Clinton's laugh	Lorraine Ray
Sassporilla	Sarsparilla	A smart-aleck monkey	Lorraine Ray
Intercurse	Intercourse	A sexually transmitted disease	Lorraine Ray
Frostrated	Frustrated	Sick of winter weather!	Lorraine Ray
Maccine	Vaccine	Your Covid booster	Lorraine Ray
Abrahem	Abraham	The first Jewish tailor	Lorraine Ray
Dunderdog	Underdog	Not a very clever canine.	WilliamTunn
Humosexual	Homosexual	A lover of chick-peas	Melvyn Taggart
Ampathy	Empathy	Electric feelings	Melvyn Taggart
Svengalli	Svengali	An evil - minded, manipulative person full of bitterness.	Ruth Krause
Rugatta	Regatta	Flying carpet races	Doug Langmead
Carfree	Carefree	A feeling of delight when not using an automobile.	Ruth Krause
Oinkment	Ointment	A salve for our hogs	WilliamTunn
Punday	Sunday	Isn't every day?	Emile Ouellette
It ain't what I meant, it's the mention	It ain't the meat it's the motion	The pleasure of seeing your word included in WPMI even though its not very clever (with apologies to The Swallows, Maria Muldaur and Southside Johnny)	Doug Langmead