|A secret map of a site for a seaborne landing in Italy during the Second World War
|A holiday for polygamists.
|Briefly falling asleep during short pauses whilst reading and waking up again after a period.
|Overly self assured actually incompetent idiot.
|Having the ability to read minds but not caring to
|When your date leaves the bar with someone else
|The ability of a tool, machine, or process to successfully fail at its expected purpose.
|The ability to not get frustrated while you try to reset the clocks on the oven and the microwave so they show the same time.
|A sardonic divide
|Putting off s*** that you don”t want to do
|Behaviour of a toddler in a supermarket
[see also aislefit, dairyfit, delifit, and frozenfoodsectionfit]
|A celebration of Scottish world domination. All those not wearing a kilt were kilt.
|A socially awkward person who is delightful and charming
|The first level of education for aspiring firefighters
|A goose that wishes to change her sex
|First person on a residential street to put their garbage/recycle cans out by the kerb the night before trash day, thus reminding and prompting neighbours to do the same.
|Heart problems caused by over-eating
|Sales clerk who stuffs men into their tuxes
|Jokes in Sign Language
|The irrational hope that the police car behind you is pulling over someone else
|Not the utopia you expected
|The Next Big Thing
|A private airstrip for friends who fly in. You can land and take off in either direction, regardless of the wind.
|Having had an epiphany
|H. R. White
|All that stuff you’ve ever forgotten
|Wallowing in misery and going downhill fast
|A battle of wits
|A boring online interview
|Michael de Silva
|Billions of unwanted texts
|Written out of history
|The result of taking something apart and realizing you can never reassemble it
|Not quite suave, courteous, or refined in manner
|Someone who encourages your tardiness
|An environment in which grandma rules the roost
|Serenely moving towards total disaster
|A long, high, and cataclysmic wave of water caused by the washing of an eating utensil under a faucet
|Inability to remember a melody you once knew
|Lying with great exaggeration
|Taxi ride service for young adolescents
|Said vehemently when he didn’t hear a thing
|Knowing you’ll later wish you hadn’t
|Retwact in 140 letters or less
|Repeated relapse into choosing the wrong man
|Someone who can’t stop talking about their vegan diet
|You’ve lost feeling in your extremities and just don’t care.
|When life doesn’t give you what you want.
|A flexible view of reality
|Taking a test you know you will fail
|Ronald C Hamm
|A person who is abnormally anxious about their spelling.
|Something that was supposed to go pleasantly went terribly sour
|Letting the iPad raise your kids.
|You can’t remember what the h*** happened.
|Survival of the fattest
|When you make a typo when performing an internet search and accidentally google the wrong thing
|A very evil, very old, unmarried woman
|The warm and fuzzy feeling a mother gets looking back at her kids early years
|An obnoxious tourist in Hawaii
|Damaged 17th century antiques
|An instrument used to calculate the size of a woman’s breasts
|Yellow pigment that just isn’t trying hard enough
|Matthew B. Winkel
|Unable to do anything whatsoever
|Belief in the myth that that candy bar you are eating will satisy your nutritional needs until your next meal.
|To cock an ear
|The email received from a former spouse demanding an alimony payment of a certain amount by a certain date.
|The ghost of an idea
|Something that sounds odd and has financial implications
|Tony Dal Molin
|James Marshal Broder
|Singing along to the radio during a drive – often with the wrong words
|An umpire who actually follows the rules
|Wandering aimlessly in search of a toilet
|A lazy ancestor known for wandering around doing nothing while others hunted and gathered
|Solemn promise made by two people
|A person who treats their automobile with more care than they treat people
|Smothered by Geometry
|The tiny little leaves in the middle of A head of lettuce that no one wants to eat
|Drama borne of trauma
|an act which takes the joy out of a Situation by over-analyzing or unnecessarily trying to “debunk”it.
|Melange a quatre
|Taking a spell by leaning the other way
|Go tee tee in a really nice restroom
|A new drug for men; it’s a diuretic
|People who lie about having been graduated by University of California – Berkeley
|On the cusp of repeating yourself
|A spinning jump
|The unnecessarily long and meandering route taken by a male driver after refusing to ask for directions.
|A plan with calamitous results
|Sarcastic to the point of causing severe burns
|Dad’s countenance when he finds out what daughter’s wedding is going to cost
|What you do after eating asparagus
|The result of promoting a person with no management skills to a management position, especially if that person is your idiot cousin
|A dreadful occurrence while on vacation
|A swirling state of affairs in one’s inbox that relentlessly sucks one deeper and deeper into email, with no regard for time and space
|The shape of green, according to synesthetes
|A woman who takes the law into her own hands
|An insult repeated many times in different forms.
|A false sense of self-esteem developed through years of earning “Participant” ribbons in competitions
|An enhancer that will allow you to smooth out the wrinkles in your tax return
|When you are carrying a paper grocery bag and one of the handles rips off
|The act of conducting niceties in order to gain the favour of a person in a perceived position of authority (i.e., butt-kissing)
|The act of babbling on incessantly in an attempt to provide excessive amounts of information, often useless minutiae, about a particular topic.
|What sports announcers say to fill air time See also: basebull, basketbull
|Really fatigued yet jacked up.
|Mary C. Ford
|The chronic inability to stay awake while riding in a car
|Really BIG type
|The dramatic realization that the person you are with is not who they seem to be
|Being vigorously stupid.
|A wide grin emanating from the Oval Office
|Issues shared or inherited by virtue of being in a commited relationship.
|To make something crappy by studying it too much.
|My very smart gay friend
|Paranoid but correct
|Ice that goes both ways
|olitics polluted by industrial dominance resulting in global imbalances
|Causing annoyance to internet users with the bombardment of pop-up advertisements.
|A losing-losing policy-making strategy often employed by elected officials most recently and most noticeably during health care reform or equally as recently, but less noticeably by me unsuccessfully with my spouse (to be read as partner).
|Name Withheld by Request