2020 Submissions

Welcome to the 2020 Submissions page!  Welcome to the new Decade!  And can you believe it’s been TEN YEARS of words?  Go back and enjoy some of the oldies but goodies on our Decade of Wordplay page.

We get new words regularly and work to post them as soon as practical.

Please note that not all words are posted.  Some are pretty far from the basic rules (one letter change, etc.). Some are two words which we post but don’t include in the contest.  Some are a little obscure – you may have to take out your actual dictionary to figure them out. Some we can’t actually figure out but sometimes post anyway.

OMG! It’s an election year AGAIN.  So we have definitely decided it best not to publish any that have a political connotation, since we’d rather not have the website seem partisan in any way and we didn’t want to referee. We also are being, what some may think is, over vigilant in our effort to not post words that might be offensive to our younger readers. (Besides, who wants our pages to start showing up on unfortunate search results.) Finally, we also try not to post words that are based on religious words or concepts or identifications (whether pejorative or not).

Most recent words are at the top.

Word  Definition Name
YOUR WORD HERE Clever is better… Tell us who you are; amaze your friends and family
Heirbrush Oldest son just got disinherited Geoff Williams
Fourlorn Really really really really sad Mike Harcrow
Locksdown The passage of months since the last haircut Doug Langmead
Litterature Trashy novels Michael de Silva
Configurate To calculate how much one spends on food at Christmas John McIntyre
Adjunkt Garbage added to other trash as a supplementary rather than essential part Bill Goodwin
Sackharine The unreal sweetness of seeing the opposing team’s quarterback flattened Steve Cozzetto
Creton A stupid biscuit David Bunney
Phlegmattic Upper-most sinus area Steve Cozzetto
Incoherant Believer of nonsense Michael de Silva
Heditate To pause and reflect prior to making a poor decision Doug Langmead
Smorgasbored When you get tired of all the buffet options Mike Harcrow
Mallisthenics Getting exercise while shopping Geoff Williams
Disavowel The disdain felt by the British towards Americans for removing the letter “U” from many of their best words John du Manoir
Messrage Text message conveying annoyance David Bunney
Propiety Megachurch Michael de Silva
Mountybank Where Canadian policemen deposit their paycheques Geoff Williams
Verisimilidude He was just a fakey, try hard as he could to pass off as a professor Vali Jamal PhD
Perambulate To refer to paramedics stuck in traffic John McIntyre
Lacu na Gap analysis Doug Langmead
Superflumous Descriptive of an unnecessary water declination Mike Harcrow
Loudge Frat house Michael de Silva
Sartrial An existentialist who wears good clothes Geoff Williams
Divorcity When your lover looks different than your spouse Steve Cozzetto
Scurrilouse A nasty bug hastening away from biting a human Geoff Williams
Filligreed An overwhelming desire for Crème Cheese Geoff Williams
Arbytrary Irrational, sudden craving for fast food Steve Cozzetto
Paenal Code Lyrics Michael de Silva
Pilates Low-impact buccaneers Doug  Langmead
Existstencil When you read a sign and find deeper meaning that permits you to either obey the sign or ignore it Steve Cozzetto
Bravity A counterforce to Nature, ensuring that what’s gone down appears to stay up Doug Langmead
Fauxcet Movie prop sink fixture Michael de Silva
Pinkles Guava slices in vinegar Mike Harcrow
Targot Slang words used in big box store ads Geoff Willams
Pettery Kiln-baked lap animals that cost nothing to feed Mike Harcrow
Proliterate A movement set up to counteract the dying art of good writing engendered by social media Geoff Williams
Gobsnacked Having eaten between meals as a result of astonishment Mike Harcrow
Incestor The reason why Granny Smith apples don’t fall far from the tree Doug Langmead
Racketears An on court breakdown at Wimbledon Geoff Williams
Dromedairy Milk from a camel Geoff Williams
Metaparsals Honking big packages sent by FedEx Geoff Williams
Incestors Your great-grandparents were first cousins Steve Cozzetto
Approxymate Approxymate Geoff Williams
Magmanimous Describing a noble and generous volcano Mike Harcrow
Pandemi A bad review for movie actress Moore Geoff Williams
Avalunche Buffet meal on a cruise ship Steve Cozzetto
Viruslence The quietitude of self-isolation Doug Langmead
Nundane Ophelia Geoff Williams
Reskeptive Wary, but open to trying Steve Cozzetto
Fartitude One’s power to empty a room Mike Harcrow
Alascar Counterinuitive Doug Langmead
Heliotripe Trashy articles in the Sun newspaper Geoff Williams
Hydroplants Water lilies Geoff Williams
Blissando Sliding gleefully between pitches Mike Harcrow
Elergy A poetic lament for one’s excessive immunological response to seasonal, entomological, or pharmacological antigens Jeffrey Krueger
Prioritees The spot from which the top golfers hit their drives Geoff Williams
Leige A word that’s hard to master Doug Langmead
Schtupefied The amazement you feel when you discover the young age of your cheater’s new conquest Mona J. Shapiro
Hydroplan The Three Gorges Dam project Geoff Williams
Coquetiquette Manners regarding how soon one can text after spending the night together Mona J. Shapiro
Canondrum Confusion on interpretation of easing the lockdown regulations Doug Langmead
Quacksilver Fake precious metal Geoff Williams
Advherb Word qualifying plants used for perfume Pablo Dominguez
Myhopia Short-sighted optimism Steve Cozzetto
Presippatation Drinking in anticipation of a nice big snow storm Mona J. Shapiro
Indignorant Angry and clueless Steve Cozzetto
Honcologists Doctors who specialise in chronic diseases among geese Geoff Williams
Llemur A spitting monkey Doug Langmead
Calumnist Journalist who publishes difamatory material Pablo Dominguez
Amorkised Robin Williams dressed up for a TV series Geoff Williams
Cognocentic Overeducated Doug Langmead
Applelexy The fit one has  when their cell phone battery goes dead in the middle of a conversation H R White
Bootique Shop that specializes in ladies’ footwear Pablo Dominguez
Lispsom Flexthible Michael de Silva
Ginko Balboa Explorer who was lost to history as he could not remember where he’d been Mona J. Shapiro
Circumsides Love-handles surgery Steve Cozzetto
Sequintially Gliterally Doug Langmead
Cellolite Legs that are dimpled and bowed Doug Langmead
Bandmaiden Virgin Groupie Michael de Silva
Indivisual Selfie Steve Cozzetto
Dosorganised Music composed by Juan Bautista José Cabanilles to be played on two Spanish organs Doug Langmead
Gaul bladder The organ which becomes inflamed after eating too much French food Mona J. Shapiro
Buttesses Nanny goats Geoff Williams
Beknighted Related to a noble man who is an ignoramus Pablo Dominguez
Arcanadian The dialect of Vancouver argot cults Doug Langmead
Obstreporous Noisy and difficult to control but shallow nevertheless Vali Jamal PhD
Cinnanom A spice that tastes like another spice Mona J. Shapiro
Advacate Recommend ceasing to occupy some place or post Pablo Dominguez
Perpetraitor One who perpetrates a treasonous act against his own country Vali Jamal PhD
Meanderthal Early man who wandered the earth Mona J. Shapiro
Imbecillin The cure for common idiocy Steve Cozzetto
Disingenuflect Paying lip service to one’s religious beliefs Laura Pretto
Abracatdabra You have looked everywhere, no trace of the cat. Suddenly, noiselessly, the cat appears, coming from an area that you had searched thoroughly Dave Hineman
Choregraphy Contriving to do everywhichthing to avoid attending to chores Vali Jamal PhD
Flok A woolly definition of something that’s unceen and unherd Gillian Winter & Doug Langmead
Costomize Raising the price based on greed alone Charles Abbott
Bachanalia The festival that celebrates the fecundity of J.S. Bach who produced 1128 pieces of music and 20 children H R White
Quarnatime The indefinite continued progress of existence in a state, period, or place of isolation in which people or animals that have been exposed to infectious or contagious disease are place Elaine Gates
Abdominable Unpleasantly obese Pablo Dominguez
Esplanader Drunken teacher Michael de Silva
Binister Person who becomes head of a government department for the second time Pablo Dominguez
Shrivelization The dwindling of a town or city after the primary economic or industrial source has been removed Dave Hineman
Lackluster Tinder-hearted Doug Langmead
Beleave Cease to have faith in something Pablo Dominguez
Malfeaseance A medium to expose corrupt politicians Michael de Silva
Drosophiliac A hippie fruitfly Doug Langmead
Utokia Canada Geoff Williams
Multimate Polygamy Geoff Williams
Adequote Acceptable citation Pablo Dominguez
Acclamotion Meeting proposal passed unanimously Pablo Dominguez
Eviceration Dropping the Vice Squad from the Police Force Geoff Williams
Parslimony Saving money on the vegetables during the Covid19 Pandemic Geoff Williams
Pyroclassic Stephen King’s “Carrie” Geoff Williams
Curbmudgeon Driver who loves driving through deep curbside puddles in order to spray unwitting pedestrians with cascades of water Geoff Williams
Hostelity Picketing the YMCA Geoff Wiliams
Malpeasant A sick yokel Geoff Williams
Bivouached Not used to sleeping in a tent Geoff Williams
Mobotomy Getting rid of the brains of the Mafia Geoff Williams
Cantankerus Sorry Captain the water is too deep Geoff Williams
Genoarosity The well known kindness of Northern Italians Geoff Williams
Serenery A landscape or scenic view that instantly makes you feel calm, peaceful and relaxed Dave Hineman
Hearingbones The Malleus, Incus and Stapes Geoff Williams
Effusieve Hype filter Michael de Silva
Orcaestrate To direct the killer whale show at a marine theme park H. R. White
Helpicopter Also known as the Care Flight Chopper, the vehicle that flies the seriously injured to the nearest care facility Dave Hineman
Andaunte My rather pedestrian aunt Geoff Williams
Moondocks A deserted area where rockets will assemble on the moon once colonisation begins Geoff Williams
Belaboration Too much information again Michael de Silva
Redumbdant Repeating the same stupid thing over and over hoping it will eventually sound intelligent Dave Hineman
Etceterra Uncharted land Michael de Silva
Dogmatric There’s a clever dog Geoff Williams
Frenchiladas Crepes Dave Hineman
Impoolite Faescetious Doug Langmead
Clurk Shoplifting watcher Michael de Silva
Struckture Building hit by an earthquake Geoff Williams
Godsmacked Having had an epiphany H. R. White
Evaluration Critique of an MRE Michael de Silva
Pignoble Someone of stylish taste Doug Langmead
Chappenstance A gentleman of unexpectedly good standing Doug Langmead
Orchastration Shortening a piece of music by cutting out vital parts.  The result is often delivered in a high pitched voice. Geoff Williams
Deligatessen A small food service at the United Nations building Geoff Williams
Craveyard Smoking in a cemetary Geoff Williams
Mischef A bad chef Geoff Williams
Traminacious Little bits of grass growing through unused tram tracks in a city Geoff Williams
Epitombe A monumental success Doug Langmead
Intermittenly Describing an irregular manual activity taking place while wearing mittens, e.g., she made snowballs intermittenly Steinar Cramer
Stunburnt Subdued by the police Geoff Williams
Sextinguished When the flame of love has died and she says “not tonight dear I have a headache” Geoff Willams
Semaphone When you lose the signal on your mobile and the conversation flags Doug Langmead
Saducer Someone to be wary of when they approach women cup in hand Doug Langmead
Petticat A kitten Geoff Williams
Bathematics Where Archimedes did his best work Geoff Williams
Autoimpune Saying nasty things about someone’s car Geoff Williams
Streepcar How a certain movie star gets around town Geoff Williams
Oldfactory A fading sense of smell Geoff Williams
Luber Ride share for mechanics Michael de Silva
Exodust What remained Michael de Silva
Exenophobia Fear of divorced strangers Michael de Silva
Entrophy Award for everything Michael de Silva
Citadeli Where Cadets buy lox Michael de Silva
Indepedant Rogue teacher Michael de Silva
Ginterferometer Breathalyzer Michael de Silva
Brenellation A castle that has been updated by placing rapid fire guns on the battlements Geoff Williams
Leopardy A joint venture by Alex Trebek and National Geographic to present a quiz show in the jungle Geoff Williams
Iconoplastic Being critical of cheap shoddy knockoffs Geoff Williams
Cusstody Explosive argument about who gets the kids, the dog, the BMW, in a legal dispute that involves verbal abuse Pamela Harvey
Autodidact Self-taught self-driving car Sam Chaim
Litterall A garbage dump Geoff Williams
Tendrill A group of dentists Geoff Williams
Microloft A large room at the top of Bill Gates’ home Geoff Williams
Baria Happy Hour solo Michael de Silva
Sandi Arabica Very gritty middle eastern coffee Geoff Williams
Kimchen A culinary area set aside specifically for Korean food Geoff Williams
Remaine When eating lettuce these are the little brown bits at the end of the leaf that you throw away Geoff Williams
 Alcohowl The sound of isopropyl Michael de Silva
FadeTime Inevitably just when you have got all your family together on screen the power cuts out Geoff Williams
Rugly A game played by a group of fearsome looking men with broken noses and cauliflower ears Geoff Williams
Traysh In-flight meal leavings Michael de Silva
Nerde French math wizard Michael de Silva
Outmaneuveered Avoided a collision Michael de Silva
Deniabaility What judges have Michael de Silva
Coniference Meeting in the woods Michael de Silva
Bullionaire A rich man who made it all by buying and selling gold Geoff Williams
Mersy Bat Infectious Beatles tunes Doug Langmead
Serendopity A chance meeting between two idiots Geoff Williams
Advergency Life threatening situation brought on by adverse conditions Pamela Harvey
Taxplayer CPA Michael de Silva
Fratulence What you get with a roomful of college fellows drinking beer Geoff Williams
Inslurance Libel protection Michael de Silva
Manopoly When one woman attracts all the men Carol Philipson
Typostrophe Misuse and abuse of the single quotation mark Pamela Harvey
Pandemitation Herd mentaliity Doug Langmead
Checkmote What an optometrist does Geoff Williams
Flaternities Male College Undergrad societies living in constrained circumstances Geoff Williams
Articulame Verbal expression that is halting, stumbling or weak, having to do with insufficient knowledge, wit or intelligence Penny Waters
Pixiles Little tiny beings that crowd together on your TV and camera screens Geoff Williams
Gradulate Not making it to your convocation in time Geoff Williams
Punthouse Where to keep your flat bottomed boat Geoff Williams
Guillotune Calming music played during the French Revolution Geoff Williams
Flightened Fear of flying Geoff Williams
Elf-isolation Away with the fairies after a month of home-alone cerebral pixielation Doug Langmead
Profix Sports events you should never bet on Geoff Williams
Pundemic Uncontrolable wordplay Andrew Innes
Lugubrio Vervelessness Doug Langmead
Veternity I have been working with cats and dogs for many years Geoff Williams
Burgarized During a pandemic to have fast food delivered to your home Wayne Price
Shenaniguns The illicit trade in firearms H R White
Wreconnoiter To scout out a junk yard looking for spare parts H R White
Cellophame Status achieved by few men-for example Yo Yo Ma Geoff Williams
Rintinnabulation Having the constant sound of a dog barking in your ears Geoff Williams
Meetless Social distancing Geoff Williams
Pillegible A doctor’s signature Geoff Williams
Veronacrisis The China Crisis Italian Tour 2020 Doug Langmead
Romanx Caesar’s cat MIchael de Silva
Ewreka Realizing what stinks MIchael de Silva
Pestuary Mosquito infested waterway MIchael de Silva
Sadentary Sitting around feeling sorry for yourself MIchael de Silva
Groutesque Shoddy tile work MIchael de Silva
Europeon Serf MIchael de Silva
Exculpastory Alibi MIchael de Silva
Sinthetic A fanatical believer in unnatural sinthesis, or is that just hearesy ? Doug Langmead
Synonymouse Rodelent Doug Langmead
Respertoire Songs from an iron lung Doug Langmead
Aspirrational The impossibility of having meaningful conversations with snakes Doug Langmead
 Egotesticle Ultimate conceited, self-centered Male Carol Philipson
Collaberation An anomalliance Doug Langmead
Manufractured A famous English soccer team that is being broken up because of its great success Geoff Williams
Tagetherness Social groups of people who matter the most to you in your isolation on the long march back to normality Doug Langmead
Portnight Stuck at the dock for two weeks Charles Abbott
Codforsaken Iceland’s fishery industry dries up Geoff Williams
Checkfate Born to lose at chess Charles Abbott
Gadmother My Mum’s run away with a sailor Geoff Williams
Onomatopoeiar Someone who delights in holding it in Susan Hans
Slopstick What happens when you are cooking something glutinous on the stove top and it boils over Geoff Williams
Squibble Drawing by someone with a lisp Geoff Williams
Apocalypstic VERY dark red make up Geoff Williams
Deathcharge The order given by Lord Cardigan to the Light Brigade at Balaclava during the Crimean War Geoff Williams
Bratworst And you thought your kids were rotten ! Geoff Williams
Wasailing Did not feel well Geoff Williams
Anaphylattic A house with a cozy room upstairs owned by a young couple Geoff Williams
Brohemian Artistic meathead David Pipkin
Nagmanimous Harassment mistaken for generosity Charles Abbott
Cartailing Driving too close to the next car Geoff Williams
Vintriol An outpour of sour grapes Doug Langmead
Spittering What those who spray it while saying it are guilty of Kathryn Thomas
Exstatic Mobile Geoff Williams
Annualment Calling off everything of significance for at least a year Doug Langmead
Prepitaph Clearing your throat, nowadays Doug Langmead
Banshhee A silent ghost Doug Langmead
Quarterhorde Genghis Khan’s Mongolian army after the latest government Defense budget cuts Geoff Williams
Akliterd The angst-ridden dream a Scot has that their tartan skirt is falling down and they are wearing nothing underneath. H R White
Leme A lame meme H R White
Tonato A glossy red edible fruit flying out of your blender taking the appearance of a funnel-shaped cloud,  advancing all over your kitchen Giordano Miguel Perez
Disctending Taking care of your precious vinyl collection Geoff Williams
Bangaroos (and) Bombats Australian secret weapons Geoff Wiliams
Poordination The act of making all the people involved in a plan or activity fail to work together in an organized way Giordano Miguel Perez
Crasswords A popular pastime using only words found in political discussions around the world Geoff Williams
Pubarty Pictures on the walls of drinking establishments Geoff Williams
Spandemic A run on Lululemon products Geoff Williams
Poutrage The Silent Treatment Michael de Silva
Malarkia Liars virus Michael de Silva
Platocracy A nation ruled by philosophers Geoff Williams
Plutocat A feline foil for a Disney cartoon dog Geoff Williams
Overwhelked English vendor of shellfish with an oversupply of product Geoff Williams
Jereboa A large snake trapped in a gas can Geoff Williams
Blinkmanship A form of negotiating where each party stares at the other until one gives in Geoff Williams
Promisorry To apologize for not paying a note on time Ramsey White
Flatypus Australian road kill Geoff Williams
Rexclusivity Having an exclusive relationship with someone with whom you are self-quarantined, i.e.  mutually reclusive Name Withheld
Boxtrot Running with a late parcel delivery Charles Abbott
Slocked This is your front door when you arrive home drunk Geoff Williams
Basketleaving How foundlings used to make it to the doorways of churches etc. Geoff Williams
Constipration Nature’s way of conserving toilet-paper during a crisis Doug Langmead
Pandemonicum A breakdown of decorum in supermarkets Doug Langmead
Famouse Somebody claiming fame on Facebook from “likes” Vali Jamal PhD
Hulabaloo The uproar caused by a Hawaiian dancing bear in a grass skirt.  Pandamonium Doug Langmead
Baggauge A receptacle no larger than an aircraft’s overhead locker Doug Langmead
Nepalm A Himalayan Flame Tree Doug Langmead
Pomegranites Stone fruits Doug Langmead
Retailiation Price wars Geoff Williams
Photoes What a podiatrist takes Michael de Silva
Libidoc Sex therapist Michael de Silva
Gumbol To pant, and jump and dance around after taking a large sip of a Cajun soup that was seasoned with a super-abundance of hot peppers H R White
Coughting Avoiding all contact with potential partners whilst self-quarantined Doug Langmead
Phantome Ghostwritten book Michael de Silva
Caddiction Weakness for philanderers. MIchael de Silva
Preincarnation Flower seeds. Michael de Silva
Acclimmate The guide who accompanies you on a tricky mountain ascent Geoff Williams
Gintrification The state of having had too many martinis H R White
Stuffocation Death by hoarding Michael de Silva
Sargasm When sarcasm hits the spot Michael de Silva
Cropulate What farmers do to celebrate an especially good harvest Geoff Williams
Cloonies Very good looking madmen Geoff Williams
Ebowla Online cricket Geoff Williams
Mysterectomy A divorce Geoff Williams
Cannabism The act of eating marijuana H R White
Hondaminium Living in one’s car Geoff Williams
Huemiliation To be told inpublic that your socks don’t match H R White
Ozprey What giant Australian alligators hunt for Geoff Williams
Hearthfelt A longing for hearth and home Vali Jamal PhD
Tweaty An agreement made by two politicians via Twitter Geoff Williams
Toxts Toxic texts Nancy Tyler
Belliclose Getting very close to your partner while dancing Geoff Williams
Holicopter Upgrade for the Pope Geoff Williams
Entreepreneur The owner of a growing chain of fine dining restaurants H R White
Condominimum A beret Doug Langmead
Dispenstation The prescriptions counter in a chemist shop Doug Langmead
Agorant A public fulminator Doug Langmead
Ficdishes When someone has already emptied the dishwasher Jeff Dalton
Aggrestive That atmosphere in the malls at Christmas, with festive decorations, music, and people willing to stampede their fellow man for a bargain on electronics Nancy Tyler
Atheliticism Being at the top of your game Doug Langmead
Socopath In a British Police procedural novel when there is a murder the soco ( Scene of Crime Officers) lay down an area that no one should tread  upon Geoff Williams
Setellite Arsonist Geoff Williams
Flourted A dust-up in a baking tray Doug Langmead
Sintillate Do bad things throughout the night Geoff Williams
Verneacular Common words used by a French science fiction writer Geoff Williams
Adelescent New perfume from popular UK singer for the younger crowd Geoff Williams
Coronadiarist A communicable treatise Doug Langmead
Acanemia That tired listless feeling one gets at exam time H R White
Zygoat A superstar in the making H R White
Guestation The period of time allowed for hosting visitors before they are induced to leave Craig McGann
Erudate A college professor spending the evening with one of his favorite students Geoff Williams
Kidnaped Taken by the scruff of the neck Doug Langmead
Gasfighting The psychological bickering between two people who are trying to drive each other crazy H R White
Troad A frog flattened by a car Geoff Williams
Eproxy Tearing a voting form to pieces then gluing it back together Geoff Williams
Deaferential Being kind to the hard of hearing Geoff Williams
Repercurssion A cursed repercussion Vali Jamal PhD
Pairents Progenitors of twins Doug Langmead
Gyroscape Painting raffled off by a service club Geoff Williams
Paragilding Falling like a leaf Doug Langmead
Antihisstamine Antidote for snake bite Geoff Williams
Autocrapy A country run by a despot – very badly Geoff Williams
Wanderlist The names on a piece of paper on a clipboard carried by volunteer membersof a Search and Rescue group Geoff Williams
Croonavirus Frank Sinatra Syndrome Doug Langmead
Tourvill’s Syndrome An intellect that skates effortlessly over the frozen ponds of everyday discourse. Doug Langmead
Alibigility Ability to change your alibi quickly and easily Hannah Collins
Delugation A crowdburst of economists that turns out to be little more than a shower of fools Doug Langmead
Celection Do I buy and Apple or should I buy a Nokia? Geoff Williams
Bralance When both are the same size Michael de Silva
Inhabitabale Living in a haystack Doug Langmead
Mallcontent A good days shopping Geoff Williams
Scabdinavian A Swede who goes to work through a picket line Geoff Williams
Smurfeit A large gathering of small blue creatures Geoff Williams
Bridesmad Sorry dear not tonight I have a headache Geoff Williams
Savoirdupois Knowing you’re overweight without needing to get on the scales Doug Langmead
Notsocomial Having nothing to do with hospitals in case you come out sicker than you went in Doug Langmead
Boxidisation Cartonisation on a grand scale Doug Langmead
Eightlifting After their Olympic victory in the 8 oared rowing final the crew picked up their boat and held it over their heads in triumph Geoff Williams
Cluckold A rooster with a cheating hen Michael de Silva
Idleology Lazy thinking Michael de Silva
Emogional A sincere written expression of deep feelings that incude a generous sprinkling of emogis Wayne Price
Dinvoice Receiving a bill from your landlord because of those noisy parties you keep having Geoff Williams
Petitle Nickname Michael de Silva
Chatnap Lapse in conversation Michael de Silva
Edwordian Baroque dialect Michael de Silva
Emaskulation Finally we reveal the true identity of Zorro Geoff Williams
Stagecroach A horse-drawn litterbug; The winged chariot of the apocalypse; A scuttlebus Doug Langmead
Wells Phargoah An Egyptian pyramid scheme Doug Langmead
Prettifogging On dating apps, the act of placing undue emphasis on a woman’s appearance Wayne Price
Humangous A large body of humans Vali Jamal PhD
Giraffle Sweepstakes with an unusual prize operated by National Geographic Geoff Williams
Crumpet A musical instrument that you’ve run over with your car Joshua Vasquez
Detriteus Discarded cliches Michael de Silva
Marritime A wedding on board a ship Geoff Williams
Squintessential Corrective Spectacles Geoff Williams
Indigonation Nuclear fuchsian Doug Langmead
Frognostications Tadpole premonitions Doug Langmead
Plethorax Pot-belly Doug Langmead
Wordfighting School spelling bees Geoff Williams
Glandson An overdeveloped adolescent Geoff Williams
Poxymoron A scar faced idiot Geoff Williams
Freightters Potato ships Doug Langmead
Vapids Maelstroms of insipidity Doug Langmead
Impecurious Lacking in inquisitivity Doug Langmead
Maltimeter A gauge to determine the height of all things bad Charles Abbott
Udderground Cattle ranch Geoff Williams
Embryonice A frozen notion Doug Langmead
Paradigmy Small, but perfectly formed Doug Langmead & Gillian Winter
Obnoxenious A person who is toxic-ally obnoxious Chris Domres
Ambivalance Moody drapery Doug Langmead
Cancelabra Removing ones underwear in protest Geoff Williams
Appertunity (there’s a hole there, surely) Gillian Winter
Philandearing Endearing oneself to several women with a horizontal intent! Vali Jamal PhD
Decayde Ten years down the drain Vali Jamal PhD
Gourney Travelling by hearse Doug Langmead
Ambulantce The walking wounded Doug Langmead
Philanthrowpy Philanthropy in small amounts. Vali Jamal PhD
Hoyperbolic Anything that goes over the heads of the hoi polloi Doug Langmead
Epicanter That equestrian discipline’s champion Charles Abbott
Relephant Hugely appropriate Mia Debidin
Tantramount Zen position Michael de Silva
Anarschism Dilemma over how to destroy everything Michael de Silva
Malignain’t Benign Michael de Silva
Maleodorous Well..a bad-scented male Vali Jamal PhD
Physiognohmy Too much botox Michael de Silva
Medgy Nervous about prescriptions Michael de Silva
Iresponsibility Anger self-management Doug Langmead
Krouac A deadbeat poet Doug Langmead
Deadful Notice at cemetery “sorry full up-please try later” Geoff Williams
Gerounding Noun-verbal communication Doug Langmead

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