2019 Submissions

Welcome to 2019 Submissions page.

We get new words regularly and work to post them as soon as practical.

Please note that not all words are posted.  Some are pretty far from the basic rules (one letter change, etc.). Some are two words which we post but don't include in the contest.  Some are a little obscure – you may have to take out your actual dictionary to figure them out. Some we can't actually figure out but sometimes post anyway.

We've decided it best not to publish any that have a political connotation, since we'd rather not have the website seem partisan in any way and we didn't want to referee. We also are being, what some may think is, over vigilant in our effort to not post words that might be offensive to our younger readers. (Besides, who wants our pages to start showing up on unfortunate search results.) Finally, we also try not to post words that are based on religious words or concepts or identifications (whether pejorative or not).

NOTE:  Regular readers have noticed that we aren't posting as regularly anymore. All the incoming emails are saved and I just post when I can.  Thanks for your understanding.

Most recent words are at the top.

Word  Definition Name
Suburbane Not quite suave, courteous, or refined in manner Robert Mangas
Lextemporize Drafting laws capriciously JackinYOW
Lablution Dog washing Michael de Silva
Spurtacus Cussed a lot, but intermittently JackinYOW
Abacuss Heard when a tremor moves the beads in mid-calculation Michael de Silva
Ptomertrists Concert pianists' page-turners Doug Langmead
Cacadeny Award For worst picture Michael de Silva
Mantress Masculine version of mistress Bruce C
Lextemporize Making up laws, rules or regulations as convenient to those in power JackinYOW
Fedonistic One who is particularly self-indulgent in the culinary realm Robert Mangas
Errota A list of your sexual errors Paul
Moroose A disgruntled elk Doug Langmead
Symposium A convention you supposedly attended Sophie H
Antaganoistic Stop with all that pandemonium! JackinYOW
Bitcher Butcher who really doesn't like his job JackinYOW
Extoliate To drone on and on endlessly over the virtues of proper exfoliation Cynthia Glenn
Basket Case Someone who enters a supermarket and picks up a basket despite knowing they need a trolley Sophie H
Plargue Plagiarize a previously expounded philisophical stance JackinYOW
Phatographs/Phitographs Before/After selfies JackinYOW
Impatent Just missing out on that million dollar  patent JackinYOW
Knewledge All that stuff you've ever forgotten JackinYOW
Tittoo Strategically hidden inking JackinYOW
Preborn That twinkle in your father's eye JackinYOW
Saton Bedeviled JackinYOW
Hippodrone A stadium wherein politicians run around in ideological circles and bloviate JackinYOW  
Busimessmen Businessmen who mess up their own business. Vali Jamal PhD
Calamitious Causing just a pinch more vicious damage to property Vali Jamal PhD
Automobile The ability to move of one's own accord Name Withheld
Layman A male prostitute Name Withheld
Benedictionary A dictionary containing the meanings of all blessings Vali Jamal PhD
Duddle Wait a requisite amount of time to approach unexploded ordinances JackinYOW
Nyetflix To cancel your subscription as a result of a price increase Wayne Price
Davi Male diva JackinYOW
Taxative A pill that increases the amount and frequency of the taxes one pays Lynne
Stylemate Two women at a cocktail party in the same dress JackinYOW
Daligence Earnest loafing JackinYOW
Legow A description of the pain felt after stepping on a piece of Lego. Moriarty Jones
Inflatuation When you think you love someone so much it hurts, but then you fart and realize it was just gas Name Withheld
Testosternone A condition experienced by many older men. Mike Sackheim
Opcyst A surgeon who removes cysts Diane Lewis

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