2019 Submissions

Welcome to 2019 Submissions page.

We get new words regularly and work to post them as soon as practical.

Please note that not all words are posted.  Some are pretty far from the basic rules (one letter change, etc.). Some are two words which we post but don't include in the contest.  Some are a little obscure – you may have to take out your actual dictionary to figure them out. Some we can't actually figure out but sometimes post anyway.

We've decided it best not to publish any that have a political connotation, since we'd rather not have the website seem partisan in any way and we didn't want to referee. We also are being, what some may think is, over vigilant in our effort to not post words that might be offensive to our younger readers. (Besides, who wants our pages to start showing up on unfortunate search results.) Finally, we also try not to post words that are based on religious words or concepts or identifications (whether pejorative or not).

NOTE:  Regular readers have noticed that we aren't posting as regularly anymore. All the incoming emails are saved and I just post when I can.  Thanks for your understanding.

Most recent words are at the top.

Word  Definition Name
Amathema Hatred of math Michael de Silva
Billionoire Someone who made this fortune on the black market JackinYOW
Ablandonment Leaving a tasteless meal unfinished Michael de Silva
Credator Someone who will hunt you down like an animal if you owe them money Jerry Heckler
Impetunious One daisy short of a flower bed Doug Langmead
Self-depreciating Self-erosion of one's worth Vali Jamal PhD
Vinregrette That sinking feeling after dousing the entire salad and realizing there was more than couild possibly be eaten at one meal Anita Leathers
Meame A meme with feeling Name Withheld
Cantilover Despondent impotent suitor JackinYOW
Svengoli A hockey player who mentally intimidates opponents not to score Jerry Heckler
Abbraviation A short hop Michael de Silva
Whereforeboding The dreaded question one does not want asked or to have to answer, particularly when posed by curious three year olds or nosy elderly relatives Samantha Janes
Recidivisma That mysterious force that draws ex-cons back to a life if crime Doug Harrod
Drule Measurable length of saliva hanging from corner of mouth when you wake up in public Derek Farr
Shoptometry The art of just looking, not buying Joyce
Maffia Criminal knitwork Doug Langmead
Scoffee Person who helps themselves to more than their fair share from a communal coffee pot Derek Farr
Like-blinded People share the same opinions, ideas, or interests based on propaganda Name Withheld
Sweat heart A sweetie that turned sour and sweatish Vali Jamal PhD
Corporeat When large companies go on an acquisition spree Derek Farr
Environmentalmist The psychic fog inducing one to believe civilization has only X years left to be "saved." JackinYOW
Bittle A little snippet of information to kick things off Name Withheld
Rapnea Running out of breath while rapping Michael de Silva
Trude Something that is true but is best left unsaid Chris Whitfield
Prosparity Achieving equal wealth with the Jones's who live next door Derek Farr
Dawnload An early morning hack of a company's data Derek Farr
Dolephin A morose porpoise Doug Langmead
Disgusto Really getting into what's bothering you Lorien
Abandonmeet Mixer for nihilists Michael de Silva
Corndom A latex sleeve worn while eating corn, to prevent getting butter on one's fingers, hands, and/or arms. John Davis
Fambush 1. When a member of your family appears out of the blue (especially with needs and/or difficulites)
2. When your entire family descends upon you without warning
Name Withheld
Lustening Longing to hear a particular sound Lori Wacker
Proctagonist Lead colorectal surgeon JackinYOW
Aserration Why tab and slot closures on cereal boxes rarely function Michael de Silva
Gabolition No talking Michael de Silva
Suburbane Not quite suave, courteous, or refined in manner Robert Mangas
Lextemporize Drafting laws capriciously JackinYOW
Lablution Dog washing Michael de Silva
Spurtacus Cussed a lot, but intermittently JackinYOW
Abacuss Heard when a tremor moves the beads in mid-calculation Michael de Silva
Ptometrists Concert pianists' page-turners Doug Langmead
Cacademy Award For worst picture Michael de Silva
Mantress Masculine version of mistress Bruce C
Lextemporize Making up laws, rules or regulations as convenient to those in power JackinYOW
Fedonistic One who is particularly self-indulgent in the culinary realm Robert Mangas
Errota A list of your sexual errors Paul
Moroose A disgruntled elk Doug Langmead
Symposium A convention you supposedly attended Sophie H
Antaganoistic Stop with all that pandemonium! JackinYOW
Bitcher Butcher who really doesn't like his job JackinYOW
Extoliate To drone on and on endlessly over the virtues of proper exfoliation Cynthia Glenn
Basket Case Someone who enters a supermarket and picks up a basket despite knowing they need a trolley Sophie H
Plargue Plagiarize a previously expounded philisophical stance JackinYOW
Phatographs/Phitographs Before/After selfies JackinYOW
Impatent Just missing out on that million dollar  patent JackinYOW
Knewledge All that stuff you've ever forgotten JackinYOW
Tittoo Strategically hidden inking JackinYOW
Preborn That twinkle in your father's eye JackinYOW
Saton Bedeviled JackinYOW
Hippodrone A stadium wherein politicians run around in ideological circles and bloviate JackinYOW  
Busimessmen Businessmen who mess up their own business. Vali Jamal PhD
Calamitious Causing just a pinch more vicious damage to property Vali Jamal PhD
Automobile The ability to move of one's own accord Name Withheld
Layman A male prostitute Name Withheld
Benedictionary A dictionary containing the meanings of all blessings Vali Jamal PhD
Duddle Wait a requisite amount of time to approach unexploded ordinances JackinYOW
Nyetflix To cancel your subscription as a result of a price increase Wayne Price
Davi Male diva JackinYOW
Taxative A pill that increases the amount and frequency of the taxes one pays Lynne
Stylemate Two women at a cocktail party in the same dress JackinYOW
Daligence Earnest loafing JackinYOW
Legow A description of the pain felt after stepping on a piece of Lego. Moriarty Jones
Inflatuation When you think you love someone so much it hurts, but then you fart and realize it was just gas Name Withheld
Testosternone A condition experienced by many older men. Mike Sackheim
Opcyst A surgeon who removes cysts Diane Lewis

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